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♪ And I need you today

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♪ Oh, Mandy. ♪

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Hey, Lola, want to come round
mine this evening and binge watch

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Storage Wars Season 94?

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Not tonight, Mandy. I
have plans. Big plans.

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Plans?! What sort of plans?

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What you doing planning
things without me?

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If you must know,
Mandy, I have a date.

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A date? You? Who with?

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Don't be so surprised, Mandy.

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I knew if I waited out
my 30s and 40s single

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I would have my pick of the most
eligible suitable divorcees.

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Get them in their prime and
then clean up with their

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-Winter Fuel Payments.
-Where did you find him, on an app?

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No, Mandy!

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Dating apps are for teenagers,
perverts and married people.

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I went to a respectable
dating agency.

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They make sure they actually
look like their photo

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and they check their
criminal record

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and they give them a proper
test of the down below area -

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to check if the seed is
withered or poisoned.

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Saves a lot of time for a busy
local businesswoman like myself.

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You should try it, Mandy.

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You're not getting any younger.

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You need a man to share your
life and funeral expenses with.

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MANDY SCOFFS

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Men, who needs 'em?

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They're always up to no good.

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All of the misery in the
world is caused by men.

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The News at Ten should be
renamed The News of Men.

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"What have men
been up to today?"

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Without men the
news would just be,

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"Good evening" and "the
weather where you are."

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Besides, the only man I've ever
fancied is Paddy McGuinness

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and he's never going to look
twice at little Mandy Carter.

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He could have any
woman he wants.

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Ah, he's here. Purrr!
In his ports car.

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-His sports car?
-No, his ports car.

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He works at the harbour.

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DOORBELL DINGS

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-Ready, Lol-err?
-Coming!

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Oh, Mandy, can you
lock up for me, please?

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Have a lovely time on your own.

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See you!

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DOORBELL DINGS

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Oh, cheeky!

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Bye.

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MUSIC: Mr Lonely
by Bobby Vinton

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♪ Lonely

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♪ I'm Mr Lonely

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♪ I have nobody

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♪ For my own

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♪ I'm so lonely

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♪ I'm Mr Lonely

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♪ Wish I had someone

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♪ To call on the phone

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♪ Now I'm a soldier

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♪ A lonely soldier

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♪ Away from home... ♪

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Oh, sorry. You must be
Mandy. Do take a seat.

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I'm June.

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So, what's brought you to
Full Moon Introductions?

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What do you think?

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I don't want me gas meter reading.
I'm on the shelf, aren't I?!

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Well, you've come
to the right place.

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We have a lot of experience
in finding matches

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for the unappealing
older spinster.

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Right, let's get
started, shall we?

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If you'd like to fill in this form
with your likes and your dislikes.

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JUNE TYPES SPEEDILY

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-There, finished.
-Oh, that was quick!

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Yeah, well, I don't
really like anything.

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I especially don't
like filling out forms

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and there wasn't a question about
whether I like Magic Eye pictures

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-so I just stuck that in at the bottom.
-Lovely. OK.

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Well, let me just feed this
form into the dating computer.

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WHIRRING

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Right, just a few
more questions.

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Do you have any idea
about age range?

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I haven't really
thought about it.

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Hmm, well, I think it's best
to keep it as wide as possible.

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I tell you what, I'll put 9-99,
like the playing age of Jenga.

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Nine?! I'm not a paedo!

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Oh! Oh, no!

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No, you're right, not nine.

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No. Not nine.

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Erm, 19?

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Hmm? That feels
better, doesn't it?

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And have you had any thoughts about
the type of man you'd like to meet?

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No, I've got very low standards.

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Oh, well, I think that's
right, at your age.

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I mean, we don't want to
get your hopes up too high.

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There's not much left at
the bottom of the barrel.

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Right!

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Shall we see who the computer
has matched you up with?

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OK! Here we go.

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Oh, I've got good news, Mandy.

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A match has been found.

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Oh, his name's Gavin.

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And I think you two are
going to get on famously.

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What you drinking?

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♪ Carling Black Label. ♪

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You don't say much, do you?

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You know what they say,
"It's good to talk."

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Have you ever seen a ghost?

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My friend had a ghost.

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It terrorised her in
her small back bedroom.

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Not a euphemism!

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Sorry. Sorry, how old are you?!

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-You should never ask a lady her age!
-You are so old.

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You fucking pig!

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So, Mandy, how did
it go with Gavin?

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-It were a fucking nightmare.
-Aw.

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He didn't get any
of me references!

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It's not like I were going on about
Clements Attlee or Frankie Vaughan!

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He'd never heard of The Flumps!

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I mean, come on!
Educate yourself.

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Well, let's move on. Maybe he was
a little bit too young for you.

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A bit?! I've got
bras older than him!

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Anyway, another
match has been found

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and this one's a
bit more your age,

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whatever that is,

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and his name is Robert.

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Which I think is a
lovely name, isn't it?

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-Mandy?
-Robert?

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-Yeah.
-You're in a wheelchair.

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Noticed that, did ya?
You're eagle-eyed.

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Well, it's just they didn't
mention it at the dating agency.

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-It shouldn't matter, should it?
-No.

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Would you have agreed
to go on a date with me

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-if you knew I was in a wheelchair?
-Yeah, absolutely.

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Cos if they'd told me you dressed
like an Eastern European prostitute

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I might not've turned up.

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That's a bit fucking rich.
At least my legs work, mate.

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I'd rather be in a wheelchair
than have a walk like yours.

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-What's wrong with me walk?!
-You look like a fucking limbo dancer!

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You fucking...

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Look, let's start
again, shall we?

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It's like we've got
off on the wrong...

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-Sorry.
-Let's just get this over with.

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MANDY SIGHS

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So, er, what do you think
of this dating lark?

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-Awful.
-Tell me about it.

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My last date was so young he
didn't know who The Flumps were.

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-Didn't know who The Flumps were?!
-Mm.

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-I remember The Flumps. I used to love them.
-Yeah.

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♪ Duh-duh

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♪ Do-do

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♪ Ta-dah-dah-dah. ♪

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♪ Do-do-do-do-do. ♪

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MUSIC: Scoobidoo Love, Choir
and Orchestra Charlie Steinmann

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♪ It is such a
good night to dance

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♪ It is such a good night
to scoobidoo doobidoo

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♪ Scoobidoo doobidoo

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♪ Scoobidoo doobidoo love. ♪

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Oh, my God. That's so funny!

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Do you want to maybe
go and watch a film

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and have something to eat?

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I thought you'd never ask.

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-All right, I'll call us a taxi.
-Great.

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-Bit higher. -Right, here we go.
-Not too hard.

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BANGS

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Hang on, a bit higher.

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SHE GRUNTS

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Right, this time.

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Hang on, one more go.

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Hang on.

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Hang on.

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SHE GRUNTS

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And we're in.

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Oh, you've got a
bit of a nosebleed.

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Hang on, let me get a tissue.

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I don't get nosebleeds
but I've got a friend who

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suffers from them constantly.

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There we are.

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Right, we're on our way.

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MUSIC: Scoobidoo Love, Choir
and Orchestra Charlie Steinmann

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♪ It is such a
good night to kiss

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♪ It is such a
good night to dance

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♪ It is such a good night
to scoobidoo doobidoo

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♪ Scoobidoo doobidoo

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♪ Scoobidoo doobidoo love. ♪

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Eh, it's lovely
in here, in't it?

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It's a bit dark, though.
I can barely see the menu.

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Christ. Oh!

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Oh, shit! Oh, Christ!

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Oh!

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GUESTS GASP

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Oh, my God!

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Shit, I'm sorry about that.

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Don't worry, madam. It
happens all the time.

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We have another table
for you just over here.

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Right.

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Oh...

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Ooh, that's really
shaken me up, that.

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It didn't seem to bother you.

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You're cool as a
cucumber, aren't you?

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Have you decided what
you'd like to eat yet?

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Yeah, I think we're ready
to order, aren't we?

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Yeah, can I have
the risotto, please?

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No starter?

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No, I don't believe in starters.

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I think it's just a way of
getting more money out of you.

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And for you, sir?

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Are you not hungry?

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Bring two forks -
he might buck up.

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'Ey, there's meant to be a
cluster of shooting stars tonight.

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You don't fancy going up
Benders Hill with me, do you,

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and watching the night sky?

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Never seen a shooting
star before. Have you?

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I had such a lovely time
this evening, Robert.

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For the first time, I feel seen.

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And you're such a good listener.

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When I set that table on fire,

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you were so calm,
didn't make a fuss.

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Oh, look, a shooting star!

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Oh! Robert, it's a sign.

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I've never been so sure of
anything before in my entire life.

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Robert...

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Robert, will you marry...?

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Robert?

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Robert?!

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Robert...!

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MANDY SOBS

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He must've just run off.

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I thought you said he
was in a wheelchair.

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Wheeled off, then!
Whatever, he's gone.

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There's no-one, Lola.

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No-one.

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I'm gonna die alone.

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PHONE RINGS

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CHEERILY: 'Ello?

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Hello, Mandy. It's June.

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SING-SONG VOICE: - I've got good
news! A match has been found for you!

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Oh, no. No, thanks. I've
given up on all that now.

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My heart's not strong enough.

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Oh, I really think this is
someone you should meet.

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What? Who? Who is it?

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Well, it's not information I
can divulge on the telephone,

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I'm afraid, but if
you come to the office

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I think it'll be
worth your while.

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Paddy fucking McGuinness?!

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According to the computer, you are
the perfect match for each other.

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And when I showed him your
photo he sounded very positive.

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-And this is a man who knows about dating.
-I don't believe it.

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I've made a reservation for
you both tonight for a drink

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at Hotel du Maisonmal at 8pm.

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I do hope you can make it.

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DOORBELL DINGS

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Oh, my God, Mandy!

252
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Are you OK? What has happened?

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I'm going to go on a date
with Paddy McGuinness.

254
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Amazing! "No lighty, no likey!"

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-Will you help me get ready, Lola?
-Of course, Mandy!

256
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,479
You need to pull out
all the stops this time.

257
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You don't want another
disaster like Robert.

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-Who?
-Robert.

259
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The man in the wheelchair
you were about to propose to

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-and he ran away.
-Oh, that cunt.

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I can't even remember
what I saw in him.

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Hey, how's your romance
with Captain Birdseye going?

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I caught him cheating
on our pre-nup,

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trying to hide an ISA from me.

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It's all over.

266
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Anyway, Mandy, you want to look
approachable but not a pushover,

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smart but not a snob,

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sophisticated but relaxed.

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I am thinking...

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MUSIC: She's A
Lady by Tom Jones

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♪ Well, she's all
you'd ever want

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♪ She's the kind I'd like
to flaunt and take to dinner

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♪ Well, she always
knows her place

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♪ She's got style,
she's got grace

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♪ She's a winner

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♪ She's a lady

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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa she's a lady

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♪ Talking about
that little lady. ♪

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MUSIC STOPS

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-Good evening, madam.
-Hiya.

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-What would you like to drink?
-Um...

282
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,959
What does Jon Hamm
drink in Mad Men?

283
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That would be an
old-fashioned, madam.

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-Can I have one of them?
-Excellent choice.

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-Enjoy.
-Ta.

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-Here you are, madam.
-Ta.

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Ta.

288
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,079
Good evening, sir. What
would you like to drink?

289
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,479
Oh, er, what does Jon
Hamm drink in Mad Men?

290
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,639
That would be an
old-fashioned, sir.

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-I'll have one of them.
-Coming right up.

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-Enjoy.
-Thank you.

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MANDY SNORES

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MUSIC: Addicted to
Love by Robert Palmer

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♪ The lights are on

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♪ But you're not home

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♪ You're mind is not your own

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♪ Your heart sweats

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♪ Your body shakes

300
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,799
♪ Another kiss is what it takes

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♪ You can't sleep

302
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♪ Ooohh... ♪

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No likey.

304
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Hello, June. Yeah, it's Paddy.

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McGuinness.

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Another no-show, I'm afraid.

307
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I can't believe it either.

308
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,879
I used to be a catch.

309
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They'd be queuing
up round the block.

310
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No, no, balls to
it. I'm going home.

311
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See if I can catch the
last 20 minutes of whatever

312
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Ant and fucking Dec are doing.

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MANDY SNORES

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LOUD BANG

315
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Paddy McGuinness!

316
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,439
Who was I kidding?

317
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He was never going turn up
for little Mandy Carter.

318
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,079
-Cheer up, love!
-Fuck off!

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♪ You're going to have to face
it you're addicted to love

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♪ Might as well face it
you're addicted to love

321
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:05,479
♪ Might as well face it
you're addicted to love

322
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:09,599
♪ Might as well face it
you're addicted to love

323
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:14,159
♪ Might as well face it
you're addicted to love

324
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,800
♪ Might as well face it
you're addicted to love! ♪

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00:16:18,305 --> 00:17:18,521
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