1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,709 (本节目纯属虚构) 2 00:00:00,709 --> 00:00:01,376 (法律严禁未成年人饮酒) 3 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:02,168 (此外对于强迫饮酒,过量饮酒) 4 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:02,919 (在宴席中做出不雅行为等情形) 5 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:03,503 (本节目亦无任何鼓吹之意图) 6 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:04,129 (请仅作为一部搞笑动画轻松观赏) 7 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:05,005 (此外本作品的登场人物皆为年满20岁之成年人) 8 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,074 9 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:16,516 再见了,耕平哥哥大人 10 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,852 哥哥大人…哥哥… 11 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,023 我的老家经营旅馆 12 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,025 你是哥哥大人的恋人吗? 13 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,402 那么请你们继承旅馆吧 14 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:31,906 旅馆…恋人…老板娘… 15 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:33,783 你们两个,该回店里咯 16 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,663 真是个可爱的女孩 17 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,874 完全无法想象是伊织的妹妹 18 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,043 不过她怎么会突然过来啊 19 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:45,503 昨天不是说过了吗? 20 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:49,507 她感觉到小千和伊织要结婚了 所以才飞奔过来的 21 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:52,510 算是兄妹之间特有的感觉吧 22 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,096 也就是兄妹之间的强韧羁绊吗 23 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:58,391 你在干嘛啊 24 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,561 我是小栞的哥哥 25 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,854 换言之 26 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,482 我也能感受到和她的连系 27 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,279 好想喝酒哦 28 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:12,781 不是你啦! 29 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:16,910 旅馆…恋人…继承家业… 30 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:20,830 如果…如果我和伊织这样那样 31 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,040 最后变成那样的话 32 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,542 我们就会一起继承旅馆 33 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:25,543 然后我… 34 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:28,713 我就会成为老板娘… 35 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,715 不是我!? 36 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,470 不过她竟然会担心 千纱和伊织的关系啊 37 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,098 就算两人住在 同一个屋檐下… 38 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,558 真是个爱操心的孩子呢 39 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:42,811 就是说啊 40 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:47,565 就算他们是 没有血缘关系的表兄妹也不必这样嘛 41 00:01:56,282 --> 00:02:00,078 出发吧! 在青春大道全速前进 42 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:03,081 此时此刻永远是最棒的季节 43 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,749 Get high! 希望! 44 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:06,918 就算长大了也没在怕 45 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:10,046 为追求未知的世界一跃而下 46 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:13,424 (碧蓝之海2) 47 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:15,510 永无止尽 48 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:18,596 永无止尽 49 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:21,933 永无止尽 50 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,395 永无止尽 51 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:30,441 一二三四五毫无变化 52 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,443 永无止尽 53 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:37,157 六日睡到下午滑手机 54 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,616 永无止尽 55 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:40,326 最近身体越来越迟钝 56 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,995 烤肉太腻连腰都在痛 57 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:45,582 虽然累了还得陪家人但我还撑得住 58 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:52,630 再次去感受那天的光辉吧 59 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:56,217 出发吧! 在青春大道全速前进 60 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:59,262 此时此刻永远是最棒的季节 61 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,930 Get high! 希望! 62 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,891 就算长大了也没在怕 63 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:06,227 为追求未知的世界一跃而下 64 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,229 所谓青春 65 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,772 就是持续去追逐理想 66 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,608 青春永远 67 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,109 不管几岁都不会褪色 68 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,069 所谓青春 69 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:16,529 就是不断地迷惘徬徨 70 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:20,450 青春Forever 71 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:20,992 回归线代理 72 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,037 那么 73 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,664 我就直接出门去办事了 74 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:28,124 我知道了 75 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,502 碍事的家伙终于回去了 76 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:33,463 她是你可爱的妹妹耶 77 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,466 有她在不就不能脱光衣服喝酒了吗? 78 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,427 不论谁在,正常都应该那样吧 79 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:41,054 是吗 80 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,640 我还以为你是全裸肯定派的耶 81 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,142 我是因为早就懒得讲你了 82 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:49,020 而且现在有爱菜会替我骂你 83 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:50,939 瞎眼女啊 84 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:54,150 那家伙要抱怨也应该实际试过一次再说嘛 85 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,652 你在说什么啊 86 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,654 连穿泳装都会害羞的爱菜 87 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:58,655 怎么可能会做那种… 88 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,126 梓学姐,你干啥还穿着内衣啊 89 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:13,419 还不快把内衣给脱了 90 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,046 是你说的哦,爱菜 91 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,631 来一决胜负吧 92 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:19,926 怎么了? 93 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,803 好强烈的违和感 94 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,555 你在胡说八道什么啊 95 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,270 笔墨实在难以形容 96 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,271 对吧? 97 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,190 我们不在的期间到底发生什么事了 98 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,900 虽然不知道这什么状况 99 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,528 但现在应该先找个地方喝杯咖啡 100 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,571 意思是要先打发时间吗? 101 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,992 碰上那种状态下的瞎眼女绝对没好事 102 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,576 或许是吧 103 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,621 那先找间你推荐的咖啡店… 104 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,710 你们两个打算要去哪? 105 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,253 没有啊 106 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,170 对吧,千纱 107 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,465 那就快点进来吧 108 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:03,094 现在大家玩野球拳玩得正起劲呢 109 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:07,015 各位,他们两个回来了 110 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,727 虽然不晓得发生什么事了 111 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:11,519 不过感觉不太妙啊 112 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,604 她会不会是不小心误饮到烈酒了 113 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,402 你说伊织和千纱没有血缘关系 114 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:20,528 这是真的吗? 115 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,238 我没说过吗? 116 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,743 怎么…怎么有这种事… 117 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,369 你怎么了? 118 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:30,246 为什么慌成这样? 119 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,249 因为我以为他们是表兄妹,本来很放心 120 00:05:33,624 --> 00:05:36,753 结果那两人竟然没有血缘关系 121 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,797 他们说不定都已经有小孩了啊! 122 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:42,258 你先冷静点,爱菜 123 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,427 为什么突然扯到小孩 124 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,637 那两人很可能搞出人命啊 125 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:48,097 是这样吗? 126 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:49,766 没问题的啦 127 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:53,436 这种话不该在当事人的舅舅和爸爸面前说吧 128 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:58,149 比起血缘关系 更重要的是他们的想法吧? 129 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,152 话是这么说没错 130 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,403 但是那两人 131 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:04,655 让人摸不透他们真正的想法 132 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,450 我不觉得他们有所隐瞒啊? 133 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:10,661 那一定是因为他们都藏得很好啦 134 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,498 既然这样的话 135 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,335 我就协助你问出他们的真心话吧 136 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:19,670 可以吗? 耕平 137 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:21,798 这状况我不能坐视不管 138 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,216 那我们就同心协力 139 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,176 问出那两人的真心话吧 140 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,345 话说回来 141 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,180 你为什么要问这种事啊? 142 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,433 为了维持社团的秩序 143 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,313 欢迎你们两人回来 144 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:38,940 我们回来了 145 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,233 那么 146 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,151 你们要喝生命之水呢? 147 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:43,736 还是要玩野球拳呢? 148 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:47,448 别用新婚妻子的语气逼我们做残酷的二选一 149 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:49,617 爱菜,发生什么事了吗? 150 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,452 你看起来好像也没喝醉啊 151 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,204 我没有怎么样啊 152 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:55,832 这两人一定不会说出真心话 153 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,918 所以我要灌醉他们,套出他们的真心话 154 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,922 我想说偶尔这样也不错 155 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:03,881 真可疑 156 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:06,467 没有这回事啊? 157 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,971 和你喝酒玩野球拳吗 158 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,764 这我是无所谓 159 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:12,515 真的吗? 160 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,225 不过 161 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,481 前提是你敢在素颜状态下参加的话 162 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,900 所以就是没要比的意思吗 163 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:26,654 我不晓得你想干嘛,不过死心吧 164 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:28,865 那… 165 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:29,574 那? 166 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,160 那我们开始吧 167 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:36,914 你这家伙,不惜这么牺牲到底是为了什么? 168 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,542 没有啊,我现在穿着泳装 169 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,502 这点程度根本就没什么好难为情的 170 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:42,462 她是撞到头了吗? 171 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,713 难道是化妆过度? 172 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:46,299 他们在提防我 173 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,258 耕平 174 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:48,593 了解 175 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,595 北原 176 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,513 我想问你一个问题 177 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:53,639 干嘛啊 178 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,809 我之前在家里玩美少女游戏 179 00:07:56,809 --> 00:08:01,147 那款游戏中最可爱的女孩子是主角的亲人 180 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,148 高招 181 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,733 竟然从游戏带话题过去 182 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,443 你真有一套,耕平 183 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:06,777 然后呢? 184 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:09,447 针对血缘关系和恋爱感情方面 185 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,157 我想征询一下你的意见 186 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:12,992 北原 187 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,161 你对她是怎么想的 188 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,704 我说的是小栞! 189 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:17,663 就是妹妹啊 190 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,790 不是那边啦 191 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:23,044 你明明知道小栞是他亲妹妹吧 192 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,588 就是因为这样才可能会兴奋啊 193 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:28,299 哪有可能啊,普通人根本就不会… 194 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,595 慎重起见还是确认一下好了 195 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,474 那么拜托你了,梓学姐 196 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,184 好哦 197 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,686 印象游戏? 198 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:41,687 对 199 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,439 游戏中只要出题者一出题 200 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:46,734 大家就要一起指出符合那个印象的人 201 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,653 相当单纯呢 202 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,696 因为只是酒会上玩的游戏嘛 203 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:53,908 喝得醉醺醺也能玩,难度刚好 204 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,202 偶尔换个类型也不错吧 205 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,621 不然平常老是在玩野球拳 206 00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,747 有道理 207 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,208 那要开始咯 208 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,210 印象游戏 209 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,878 Yeah! 210 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,548 题目是"感觉很适合蓝色的人" 211 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,174 Yeah! 212 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,342 预备 213 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,013 我很适合蓝色吗? 214 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:17,056 很适合啊 215 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,849 因为连帽衣和衬衫的印象 216 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,268 而且很青涩幼稚 217 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,353 那伊织要接受惩罚游戏 218 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,397 好吧,我知道了 219 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,941 要喝啤酒吗? 还是沙瓦? 220 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,527 不,今天不是要喝那种的 221 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,695 请喝这杯水 222 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:33,155 水? 223 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,323 水 224 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:39,537 这真的只是水 225 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:41,622 是吗 226 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,711 还好吗? 要喝水吗? 227 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,754 火点不着的我就喝 228 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,757 那这次换输掉的伊织出题了 229 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:53,676 我知道了 230 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,804 只要是"印象",什么题目都可以吧? 231 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:57,888 是啊 232 00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,640 那么… 233 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,267 印象游戏 234 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,643 Yeah! 235 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:05,563 题目是"感觉洗澡都洗很久的人" 236 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,522 预备… 237 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:10,776 是吗? 238 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,404 总觉得伊织给人这种印象 239 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:16,407 对,感觉洗澡时都很没效率 240 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,283 或许吧 241 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:18,909 接受惩罚游戏吧 242 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,748 得想办法避免三连败 243 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,333 虽然用这招有点卑鄙 244 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,752 我要针对特定对象出题了 245 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,295 印象游戏 246 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,504 Yeah! 247 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:31,297 题目是 248 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:34,300 "这群人之中看起来最宅的人" 249 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,760 预备… 250 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,887 为什么!? 251 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,348 这家伙明明在场,太奇怪了吧! 252 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,183 没有这回事啊? 253 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:45,978 别看我这样,我以前是真的挺宅的 254 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,813 你还在这样主张啊 255 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,524 你想想嘛,这是"印象"游戏啊 256 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:52,943 他岂止是"很像",根本"完全就是"啊 257 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,195 完全就是? 258 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,864 原来是这么回事 259 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:57,990 接受惩罚游戏吧 260 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,578 很好,我们继续吧 261 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,788 还真有干劲呢 262 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,081 不愧是伊织 263 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,832 这次我要出一个 264 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,210 不太可能会想到我的题目 265 00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,253 印象游戏 266 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,963 Yeah! 267 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,133 我都还没出题耶 268 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,885 是这样吗? 269 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,845 手不小心先动起来了 270 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,431 这样游戏根本就无法成立了吧? 271 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:24,433 这种小事就别在意了 272 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,977 输了还抱怨,真是连三流都不如 273 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,814 虽然很不甘心,但感觉有点道理 274 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,023 应该没有吧 275 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,401 既然这样那我就比到底吧 276 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,527 不错哦,伊织 277 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,861 这才像是个男人 278 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,238 上当了 279 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,241 再来只要等伊织喝到烂醉就行了 280 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,743 喝吧喝吧 281 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,495 我说伊织 282 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,249 为什么你好像一点事也没有? 283 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,544 搞什么,难道你没注意到吗? 284 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,503 什么? 285 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,423 这些真的只是一般的水啊 286 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:56,966 怎么可能 287 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,175 我明明就… 288 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,094 骗你的 289 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:05,766 我假装喝下去,其实几乎都洒出来了 290 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,271 (※蒸发的痕迹) 291 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,402 受不了 292 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,611 辛苦啦 293 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:19,905 真的累死我了 294 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:23,200 所以她到底是怎么搞的啊 295 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,411 其实是… 296 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,414 原来是这样啊 297 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,709 单纯只是因为我爸是养子啦 298 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,420 那你和千纱之间的关系呢? 299 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,923 我也说不太上来 300 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,051 比较像是"同年龄的伙伴"吧 301 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:45,264 所以我也不太有那种感觉 302 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,099 是这样啊 303 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,643 那梓和奈奈华学姐就不一样了吗? 304 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:52,188 不,她们当然也是伙伴啊 305 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:53,939 不过那两个人 306 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,942 在那之中又属于"年长的大姐姐角色" 307 00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,528 所以坦白说 308 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,946 就算同样是表姐妹 309 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:01,947 对于奈奈华姐 310 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:02,656 我回来… 311 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,200 我一直用有"色"眼光在看她 312 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,748 那个…奈奈华姐 313 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,957 刚才那些话是… 314 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,501 那个… 315 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,919 对不起,伊织 316 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,420 我…那个… 317 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,839 得先和朋友通个电话 318 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,345 不是这样的! 319 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,180 我跟你说,奈奈华 320 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,933 这年纪的男孩子都是那样啦 321 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:32,520 那是指和千纱相比的话啊 322 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,063 别哭得这么惨 323 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,607 再过一阵子她就会恢复正常了啦 324 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,859 真的不是这样 325 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,694 就说不是这样了啦! 326 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:41,654 (碧蓝之海2) 就说不是这样了啦! 327 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,035 烧渐渐退了 328 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,453 谢谢 329 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,289 谁叫你穿成那样睡觉 330 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,292 真是丢脸 331 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,295 对不起,你明明还得顾店 332 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,172 店长现在不在店里吧? 333 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,715 没事的 334 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:02,842 店里有姐姐在 335 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,677 而且爸爸很快就回来了 336 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,887 我姑且还有把伊织留在店里 337 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,180 这样啊 338 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,516 能和奈奈华学姐两人独处 339 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,685 那个笨蛋也心满意足了吧 340 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,939 今天天气真好,奈奈华姐 341 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,066 是啊 342 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,695 外面太阳很大感觉就很热呢,奈奈华姐 343 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,613 是啊 344 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:26,949 我说,奈奈华姐 345 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,076 怎么了吗? 伊织 346 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,120 你要不要坐得更靠近一点? 347 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,832 我最近很喜欢这张沙发 348 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,333 这样啊 349 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,376 伤脑筋 350 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,920 想不到那句话造成这么大的影响 351 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,631 一直抱着有色眼光 352 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,717 一直抱着有色眼光 353 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,803 有什么化解这尴尬氛围的方法吗 354 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,304 (Q.该如何与尴尬的对象顺利交谈?) (A.讨论对方喜欢的东西炒热话题) 355 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:48,929 就是这个 356 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,932 (A.讨论对方喜欢的东西炒热话题) 说到奈奈华姐喜欢的东西 357 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,392 奈奈华姐 358 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,728 我一直在想 359 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,606 千纱真的很可爱呢 360 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,318 不但头脑灵光,而且还会做料理 361 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,070 看似冷淡却很温柔 362 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,614 对大海又很了解 363 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,991 而且和奈奈华姐一样有很棒的屁股 364 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,996 传染给你了吗? 365 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,915 不,我想应该不是 366 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,708 不是的话就好 367 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,210 如果觉得无聊的话就先看点书吧 368 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,462 谢谢 369 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:23,923 等等,千纱 370 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:24,715 还是别看书好了 371 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,215 (乳论)(秘传 快速丰胸法) (现役写真偶像直授 丰胸体操) 372 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:25,549 (飞翔于天际的乳房 献给所有为此烦恼的女性) 373 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:25,841 (你的男朋友是巨乳派? 贫乳派? 各种胸围的恋爱占卜) 374 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:26,258 (~打造美形胸围~ 形状能超越大小) 375 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:26,717 (美容特刊 胸部养成指南 一个月就见效) 376 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:31,639 接下来 377 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,557 现在距离拉得更远了 378 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,976 可以的话希望能解释清楚 379 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,729 告诉她我没有那个意思 380 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,231 但是这里有个问题 381 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,110 实际上我真的是用有色眼光在看奈奈华姐的 382 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,364 这点就算说谎应该也会马上穿帮吧 383 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,950 该解释的问题不是这个 384 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,576 更重要的是 385 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:53,953 这样啊 386 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,413 那也不能怪你用这种眼神看我了 387 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,706 你说的没错 388 00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,209 要让她能接受这点 389 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,671 也就是说只要告诉奈奈华姐事实就行了 390 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,049 请听我说,奈奈华姐 391 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,008 是 392 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,927 我就老实说了 393 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,514 奈奈华姐的身体实在太色了 394 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,645 怎么回事? 我到底哪里做错了? 395 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:22,898 奈奈华姐 396 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,149 怎么了? 397 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,360 我去收外面的湿式潜水衣 398 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,278 那我去收吧 399 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,614 不,这点小事我来就好了 400 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,157 接下来 401 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,910 既然刚才的行动造成了反效果 402 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,621 这次就改采取绅士的态度吧 403 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,040 您这样会着凉的,大小姐 404 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,792 潜水衣收好了 405 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,793 谢谢你 406 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,920 午餐快准备好了 407 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,922 都这么晚了啊 408 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,882 好热好热… 409 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,428 你没事吧? 奈奈华姐 410 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,388 你看起来好像很难受 411 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,598 没有啊,我没事 412 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,517 请不要逞强自己 413 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,477 把这件衣服脱了吧 414 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,690 (奈奈华 来电) 415 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,900 怎么了? 奈奈华 416 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,944 我问你,梓 417 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,698 你觉得伊织会愿意负起责任吗? 418 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,909 那边到底发生什么事了 419 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,079 来稍微整理一下思绪吧 420 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,416 人类都会逃避孤独或孤立 421 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:26,211 这是群居动物所具有的本能性恐惧 422 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,756 唯独自己受到特别待遇 423 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:32,217 既是种孤独及孤立更是种恐惧的材料 424 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:36,430 那么我现在应该告诉奈奈华姐的就是… 425 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:37,848 奈奈华姐 426 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,141 我不会脱哦!? 427 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,061 不,那件事先暂且摆到一边 428 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,729 只有暂且摆到一边吗 429 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,023 我希望你能记住一件事 430 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,443 我… 431 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,862 对梓学姐也一直抱着有色眼光 432 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:10,756 我都不晓得你是用那种眼光在看我的耶 433 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,133 是这样没错,但不是这样 434 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,176 我是想告诉奈奈华姐 435 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,928 我的有色眼光不是只针对她一个人 436 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,763 希望她放心啊 437 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,015 什么嘛,原来是这样啊 438 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,268 奈奈华对这方面的话题最没辄了 439 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,105 如果是讲别人的事还没关系 440 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,732 是这样吗 441 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,443 不过你也差不多该习惯了吧 442 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,028 就算你这么说… 443 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,239 我说啊,奈奈华 444 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,157 伊织也是个男孩子啊 445 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,243 偶尔用那种眼光看你 446 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,036 你也要体谅他一下啊 447 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,374 梓学姐…竟然这么努力帮我说话 448 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,000 不过嘛 449 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,878 突然要你适应异性对象大概也很难 450 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,257 要不要先和同性对象做这方面的尝试? 451 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,925 她是为了其他目的 452 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:56,593 梓学姐 453 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,011 这么做也会有问题啦 454 00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,138 不行吗? 455 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,597 当然是绝对不行啊 456 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,851 那我们去喝酒吧 457 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,145 什么? 为什么结论会变这样? 458 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,606 关系变得有点僵的时候去喝一杯是最有效的 459 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,483 然后啊 460 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,568 然后什么 461 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,654 我们合力把奈奈华灌醉一起"享用"吧 462 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,072 你在想什么啊!? 463 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:19,825 不行吗? 464 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,285 想也知道不行啊 465 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,162 为什么啊 466 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,165 奈奈华姐作为异性确实很有魅力没错 467 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,376 但我把她当成自己的亲姐姐 468 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,587 所以我不能像那样对她下手 469 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,466 所以你是将奈奈华视为亲姐姐仰慕咯? 470 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,926 是这样没错 471 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,053 这样这样啊 472 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,388 讲得非常好 473 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,599 (奈奈华 通话中) 474 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,737 还真是少见的组合呢 475 00:19:57,237 --> 00:20:01,158 所以因为店长回来了你们就来喝酒了啊? 476 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:02,868 然后啊 477 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,746 伊织说我是他的姐姐哦 478 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,165 那真是太好了 479 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,376 我实在敌不过梓学姐 480 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,669 造成你的困扰了吗? 481 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,338 不,你帮了我大忙 482 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,631 小事小事 483 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:19,676 毕竟异性方面的问题 实在不能交给其他人处理 484 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,929 说的也是 485 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:26,516 完全无法想象那三人谈论恋爱的话题呢 486 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:29,811 像阿时也从来不会提起女朋友的事 487 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:33,023 梓学姐各方面也都挺辛苦的呢 488 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,566 你还满清楚的嘛 489 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,821 人际关系一旦成形 490 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:42,574 就很难会再有变化了 491 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,829 简单讲就是要趁还能有变化,赶快行动啦 492 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,039 年轻人 493 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,919 什么叫要趁还能有变化啊 494 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,088 阿寿,再给我一杯 495 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,507 你喝的真多啊,奈奈华 496 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,427 可不能输给她 497 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,516 那四个人 498 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,311 也是经历过许多事情 才在现在的关系稳定下来的吗 499 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,108 那我也再来一杯… 500 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,069 你真的喝了很多耶 501 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,615 我说千纱 502 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,951 我对那本书没兴趣哦 503 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,578 不,那件事先暂且摆到一边 504 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,622 只有暂且摆到一边吗 505 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,875 你不会想交男朋友吗? 506 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,254 怎么突然问这个 507 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,046 因为 508 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:41,008 你不是和伊织假装男女朋友吗? 509 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,884 用来击退搭讪的人很好用 510 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,386 我觉得这样就够了吧 511 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:45,929 那你会想要吗? 512 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:49,975 不晓得耶 513 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,353 难道就只有我吗? 514 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,690 待在那个社团却满脑子在想这种事的人 515 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,859 回Grand Blue再继续喝吧 516 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,069 再找耕平来吧 517 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:04,781 所以 518 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,033 你不借回去看吗? 519 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,452 真的吗? 520 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,502 想和你聊聊 想和你聊聊 521 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,338 想先了解你的所有一切 522 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,340 才聚一次就散那多无聊 523 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,050 都准备好续二三四摊了 524 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,718 随着夜越深真心越明显 525 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,511 让我们潜得更深入一点 526 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,263 你的历史 你的景色 527 00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,723 解开一页页你的故事 528 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,933 再更靠近一点 529 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:33,477 你就是我的故事中的主打 530 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,187 明天就会忘记的这场相遇 531 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,563 保持未完成反而恰到好处 532 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,690 再多展现内在 533 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,400 口无遮拦 口无遮拦 534 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,277 有事要抱怨等酒醒后再说 535 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:44,321 现在就先珍惜这种感觉吧 536 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,782 为了不要留下悔恨 537 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:50,827 全心全力活在当下 538 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,537 你可以吧? 超越极限 539 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,289 不只通宵一路狂欢到中午 540 00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:57,209 嗨起来! 541 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,086 总之先脱再说吧 542 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,463 让我们赤诚相待 543 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:04,758 拿出彼此的人生来激荡交锋 544 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,635 刚认识就将羞耻心秒丢一旁 545 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,220 好想畅谈展露出的真实之心 546 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,014 Do It Now… 547 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:15,310 这是打破你我隔阂的魔法咒语 548 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:18,688 一旦习惯其实也没什么大不了 549 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,232 只要脱掉了衣服就不可思议地 550 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,858 酒变得更香话匣子也变得更开 551 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:24,736 Try It Now… 552 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:32,619 不知不觉心灵也随着身体变得一丝不挂 553 00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:44,714 还真厚… 554 00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:50,011 (下一回 门票争夺战) 554 00:23:51,305 --> 00:24:51,356 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm