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(dramatic music)

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(hands whooshing)

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(crowd chanting)

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- Let the games begin.

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(intense music)

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Rock!

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- [Crowd] Rock!

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- Paper!

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- [Crowd] Paper!

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- Scissors!

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- [Crowd] Scissors!

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- One, two, three!

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Allez!

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♪ Everyone's talking about it ♪

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♪ Anyone can understand this ♪

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♪ Since I was born, but don't know why ♪

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♪ But I know the scissors can ♪

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♪ Paper, paper, paper,
paper, paper, paper, paper ♪

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♪ Scissors ♪

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♪ Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock ♪

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♪ I wanna play scissors
but I'll go paper ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Yay ♪

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(raucous surf music)

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(singer shouting)

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♪ I wanna play scissors ♪

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♪ I'm gonna play paper, paper, paper ♪

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(singer laughing)

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(singer panting)

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- Mm, mm.

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It's so good.

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So good.

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(camera shutter clicking)

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- Dude.

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How many pictures of
pancakes are you gonna post?

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- Bro, these ain't just any pancakes.

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(camera shutter clicks)

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These are the Giant Pancake Shop's

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Honey Bunny Strawberry Stack.

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They never go on sale.

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(camera shutter clicking)

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I'd be spitting in the face
of pancakes across the nation

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if I didn't upload a shot or two.

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- Come on.

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No one wants to look at pictures
of pancakes they can't eat.

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- What?

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(chuckles) Hold on.

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5,000 people say otherwise.

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Your boy is a pancake closer now.

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- No fucking way.

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(Carter laughs)

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There are 5,000 people

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who actually like
watching you eat pancakes?

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- Oh yeah.

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But not just people, girls.

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Lots of 'em too.

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I mean, when you got
tongue work like that,

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it's no wonder that the
ladies are all lining up

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trying to take another peek
at Carter doing his thing.

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Anyways, check it.

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There's this new pancake

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and girl's got the pancake
community all riled up.

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She takes eating to an art, an erotic art,

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if you know what I'm saying? (chuckles)

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Bro, you're ripped as hell.

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Why didn't you just post some fitness shit

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and find another girl online?

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You gotta get over Sophia, man.

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Remember, she's the one
that walked out on you.

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Girls these days,

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they move on faster than
"Battlefield" gamers, man.

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I guarantee you.

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She's forgotten about you

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and has already moved on
to Mister "Call of Duty."

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(cellphone ringtone whistles)

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Oh hey, GanGoe's doing
a livestream tonight.

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500,000 followers.

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Damn, that's a lot of
momentum he's got going.

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(cellphone ringtone whistles)

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Scratch that. (chuckles)

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I got a date.

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- You have a girlfriend?

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- Better.

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Date with a follower.

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(Carter chuckles)

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Look, I just posted a clip of me

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with the chocolate special
from Zach's Pancakes and shit.

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And this honey commented,

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"Mm, the best chocolate
pancakes I've ever seen."

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So I hit her back with the,

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"Well, if you like the chocolate special,

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"I got some special chocolate for you."

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(Carter chuckles)

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And I got a date in an hour.

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(Carter chuckles)

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But hey brother, you can have
the rest of the Honey Bunny-

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- No, nope.
- Strawberry Stack.

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(Carter chuckles)

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I gotta save room for dessert.

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Going to change.

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(Carter humming)

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B, I know you'll figure something out.

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Don't go Judge Ryan, all right?

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- [Brian] Yeah.

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(Carter laughs)
Thanks man.

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- No problem.

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(Carter humming)

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(mysterious music)

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(person knocking on door)

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- It's open, Carter.

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(person knocking on door)

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Did you forget something?

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- Name's Cavendish.

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I'm a detective.

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A girl by the name of
Sophia used to live here?

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I got some questions I
want to ask you about her.

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- Sorry, you need to leave.

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- There's been an incident.

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- Did something happen to her?

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- Let's talk inside.

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(solemn guitar music)

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When was the last time you saw Sophia?

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- [Brian] A week ago Wednesday.

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- When was the last
time you heard from her?

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- I, I haven't heard from her since.

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Did something happen to her?

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- Two days ago,

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Sophia Barrett

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was found dead.

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- [Brian] What?

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- And you're Brian Cooper,
you were her fiance.

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- No.

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Yes.

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What? What do you mean Sophia's dead?

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- Exactly that. She's dead.

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And I got some evidence
that says you did it.

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- No, that's not possible.

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That's not fucking possible!

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- She was murdered, Brian.
- No.

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- You were the last person

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to see her alive.
- No, no, no, no.

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- You're suspect number one.

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So here's how this is gonna go.

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I'm gonna ask the questions.

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You're gonna give the answers.

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Does that make sense?

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- You think I killed her?

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Why the fuck would I kill her?

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It's not possible.

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Just, I can't.

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How could this happen?

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- [Cavendish] That's what
I'm here to figure out.

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Settle down and tell me
the last time you saw her.

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What did you do?

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Where did you go and who said what?

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- I love you, Brian, but I can't.

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I can't anymore.

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- Sophie, we promised.

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When I put that ring on your finger,

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we promised that we'd stick together

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through good times and bad,

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but it's been nothing
but bad times recently.

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I just wanted a better
life for us, for you.

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- Not anymore. We're done.

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- Look, Sophie.

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100K is nothing for a girl like you.

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- [Sophia] What?

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- If, you know-

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- [Sophia] How could you even
suggest something like that?

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What the fuck?

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- Sophia, I'm sorry.

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Look, I didn't, I didn't mean it.

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Okay?

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Sophie. Sophie, look at me.

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Look, just, just come sit down
with me for a minute, okay?

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Just sit down and talk to me
and we'll figure this out.

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We always figure this out.

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- [Sophia] I don't wanna hear it.

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- Wait, Sophie, please, please.

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Wait!

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Look, I'm sorry. Okay?

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I know I fucked up.

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I'll find the money. I can fix this.

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- I don't care.

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Goodbye.

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- Sophie, Sophie, please.

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Goddamn it, Sophie.

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It should have been me.

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- I know how you feel, Brian.

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I need you to answer these questions.

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It appears as though Sophia

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is the victim of a serial murder case.

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That we have so far,

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there seems to be some
sort of a death game

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that's being played.

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- What the hell is this?

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- The last picture is a screenshot
from Sophia's cellphone.

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It says, "If you lose, death awaits,

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"but if you still want
to play meet us here."

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Have you seen that before?

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- Why would Sophia ever get
involved in something like this?

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- Only 'cause the winner
walks away with $1,000,000

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plus most of the victims
we've been able to ID

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have had connections to the mafia,

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and they were blackmailed into playing.

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Now the question is, does
this apply to Sophia?

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- Vincenzo's been threatening me

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to come up with 150,000
by the end of the month.

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He must have threatened
her to join instead.

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- What's this guy's full name?

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- Vincenzo Barreni.

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I swear to God, I'll
kill that son of a bitch.

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- Don't do anything stupid, Brian.

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This is the mafia we're talking about.

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Plus, you fuck with my investigation,

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I'll take you in for
growing the devil's lettuce.

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I can smell it, I know
what you're doing here,

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but I'm going to let you off on a warning.

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If anything else comes to mind,
I want you to gimme a call.

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I'll get outta your hair

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and I'll see myself out.

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(solemn music)

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(cellphone buzzing)

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- You better be in Paris or something

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to call me this fucking early.

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- Even better.

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(laughs) The date last night, the fan,

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we hit up a hotel after dinner.

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That is after we swung by 7-Eleven.

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Picked up some whipped
cream and chocolate sauce.

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The complete Carter's chocolate surprise.

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(Carter chuckles)

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- [Brian] Fascinating.

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- Man, what's wrong with you?

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I'm trying to cheer your ass up,

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regaling you with tales of my sexcapades,

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and you really harshing my vibe, fam.

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- Well, the thing is,

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just after you left yesterday,

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a detective showed up.

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- They find your stash?

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You in even more trouble?

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- [Brian] Sophia's dead.

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- Come on, B.

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You gotta finish your damn sentences.

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Sophia's dead to you, right?

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Right?

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B, come on, quit playing.

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For real?

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- For real.

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- It's gotta be the
fucking Barberino family.

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If they got her, you're
next in line, brother.

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Hey, they're not gonna do you quick

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like in the back of the
head and no shit like that.

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Those fuckers will burn you alive.

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I heard stories about them.

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They cut the balls off people

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and threw it into the
cocktails like olives.

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- I swear to God, I'll kill Vincenzo.

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- (laughs) Yeah, you
and what fucking army?

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Look, this ain't the sort of situation

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where you figure shit out as you go.

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I get it.

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I'm the type of guy that
crams up to last minute

266
00:11:51,351 --> 00:11:53,542
and forgets his fucking pencils at home.

267
00:11:53,544 --> 00:11:54,595
But this shit's real.

268
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,527
How are you planning
on killing him anyway?

269
00:11:58,529 --> 00:12:00,448
With a fucking sword?

270
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,791
Actually, a machete would be cooler.

271
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:05,734
Ah, scratch that. Ain't the fucking point.

272
00:12:05,736 --> 00:12:07,025
You can't just take out a capo

273
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,679
and be on your merry fucking way.

274
00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:10,509
- I just gotta find a way

275
00:12:10,511 --> 00:12:12,262
to meet him before the money's due.

276
00:12:14,084 --> 00:12:17,781
Then whatever happens, happens.

277
00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:22,250
- B, I ain't playing.

278
00:12:22,252 --> 00:12:23,962
Stop dicking around.

279
00:12:23,964 --> 00:12:27,056
Sell a kidney, pay off
your debt like a man,

280
00:12:27,058 --> 00:12:29,042
and that shit will be ancient history.

281
00:12:32,673 --> 00:12:34,628
Look, I ain't heartless, brother.

282
00:12:35,646 --> 00:12:36,910
Your pain is my pain.

283
00:12:39,165 --> 00:12:41,620
I can feel how heavy
your heart is right now.

284
00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:43,186
You know, funny story.

285
00:12:44,204 --> 00:12:45,914
I had to go to the hospital yesterday

286
00:12:45,916 --> 00:12:48,076
and the doctor told me that
my blood sugar levels were-

287
00:12:48,078 --> 00:12:49,758
- Something came up.
I'll talk to you later.

288
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:50,594
- Hello?

289
00:12:54,138 --> 00:12:56,099
- Lemme see the invitation.

290
00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:58,707
- It's the same.

291
00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:00,268
Million dollar prize.

292
00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:01,980
You lose, you die.

293
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,752
Even says we're to meet tomorrow morning.

294
00:13:03,754 --> 00:13:06,034
- Yeah, this is just the rendezvous point.

295
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,587
The actual game is never
played in the same place.

296
00:13:08,589 --> 00:13:10,028
It's always different.

297
00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:11,349
Last time was in the basement

298
00:13:11,351 --> 00:13:14,082
of an abandoned warehouse
out in the boonies.

299
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:17,295
A contractor found it by
accident, called it in.

300
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,977
This is just a pickup spot.

301
00:13:18,979 --> 00:13:22,701
What I want, I want the
address of the actual event.

302
00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:25,073
That's what I need, but I
don't know how to get it.

303
00:13:25,075 --> 00:13:25,907
- It's simple.

304
00:13:25,909 --> 00:13:27,205
You just follow me out

305
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,977
to the rendezvous point after I leave.

306
00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:29,878
- Don't be ridiculous.

307
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,211
I'm not gonna risk a
civilian's life like that.

308
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,283
Of course, based on how it's worded,

309
00:13:35,285 --> 00:13:37,536
they're asking me to follow you out there

310
00:13:37,538 --> 00:13:39,277
to see what happens.

311
00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:42,340
They'd probably kill you
before you even get there.

312
00:13:42,342 --> 00:13:45,838
Now, I managed to try
to find the IP address

313
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,640
of an invitation I pulled
from the dark web, but I was-

314
00:13:48,642 --> 00:13:50,273
- Stick a GPS in me.

315
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,272
As long as it's small enough,

316
00:13:53,274 --> 00:13:55,468
there's no way they can detect it, right?

317
00:13:58,979 --> 00:14:01,650
- Theoretically speaking,
you are right. Yes.

318
00:14:01,652 --> 00:14:03,031
And that is the best shot.

319
00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:07,445
But I am not going to use a
citizen as a piece of bait.

320
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,342
- Look, I'm dead in a month anyway.

321
00:14:10,571 --> 00:14:12,551
Either I die trying to save my life

322
00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:14,112
or the lives of,

323
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,944
who knows how many others?

324
00:14:15,946 --> 00:14:17,445
You have to let me do this.

325
00:14:17,447 --> 00:14:18,797
- If my boss found out

326
00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:21,229
that I used a witness to catch a murderer.

327
00:14:21,231 --> 00:14:22,761
- Come on.
- I'd lose my job!

328
00:14:22,763 --> 00:14:25,554
Then we'd have murderers
running all over the place.

329
00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:26,424
Nobody wants that.

330
00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:27,811
I can't risk it. No.

331
00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:34,688
- And what if said witness
decided to do it anyway?

332
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,219
Despite your best attempts to stop him?

333
00:14:41,502 --> 00:14:44,142
- Well, if said witness

334
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,670
were to make this decision unilaterally,

335
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,023
then said detective would make sure

336
00:14:50,025 --> 00:14:52,400
that there's a SWAT unit to save you

337
00:14:52,402 --> 00:14:55,343
the minute your GPS stops moving.

338
00:14:55,345 --> 00:14:56,575
Hypothetically speaking,

339
00:14:56,577 --> 00:14:59,758
I would also advise that you stay calm.

340
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:03,692
You have no idea how far out
these guys are gonna take you.

341
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,596
You don't know what their security is.

342
00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:11,535
And above all, don't push your luck ever.

343
00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:14,983
And for the love of God,

344
00:15:14,985 --> 00:15:17,988
don't get yourself killed before
I can come in and save you.

345
00:15:18,979 --> 00:15:19,813
Alright?

346
00:15:21,562 --> 00:15:23,777
- It'd take a chainsaw
to get anything outta me.

347
00:15:25,331 --> 00:15:26,818
- Okay.

348
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:31,700
I'll be back later tonight
with a GPS and a doc.

349
00:15:31,702 --> 00:15:35,038
(dramatic guitar music)

350
00:15:38,422 --> 00:15:39,846
(waves crashing)

351
00:15:39,848 --> 00:15:42,851
(upbeat rock music)

352
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,486
(footsteps clicking)

353
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,490
(bag thumps)

354
00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:13,757
- Good evening, Brian.

355
00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:16,995
(syringe clangs)

356
00:16:16,997 --> 00:16:20,328
- [Brian] That's thicker than I expected.

357
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,500
- That's what she said.

358
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,842
Now, now. Don't be such a baby.

359
00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:26,159
I promise you'll hardly feel a thing.

360
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,716
(Brian screams)

361
00:16:29,718 --> 00:16:30,969
- Oh! Fuck you!

362
00:16:32,132 --> 00:16:33,024
- Oh, you won't die.

363
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,124
I'm almost finished.

364
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,784
- What the fuck is wrong with you?

365
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,175
(Brian sobs)

366
00:16:37,177 --> 00:16:38,916
Stop twisting it like that!

367
00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:42,549
(Brian sobbing)

368
00:16:46,743 --> 00:16:47,661
Goddamn it!

369
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,959
- Ah, but there's no God.

370
00:16:50,961 --> 00:16:53,662
Here's a damn, only me.

371
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:57,198
Why not a sweetie for
the brave boy instead?

372
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,316
- Listen, don't worry.

373
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,388
She knows what she's doing.

374
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:01,740
I think.

375
00:17:01,742 --> 00:17:02,734
- Fuck you!

376
00:17:02,736 --> 00:17:03,932
- Now, they're gonna pick you up

377
00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:05,674
tomorrow morning at eight o'clock.

378
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:06,508
- [Brian] Yes.

379
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:08,076
- I'm gonna start the
surveillance at 7:00 AM

380
00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:10,298
and I'll stay with you as
long as I possibly can.

381
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,134
All right?

382
00:17:12,372 --> 00:17:13,361
Say all right.

383
00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:14,615
- [Brian] Yes. All right.

384
00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:20,221
(upbeat rock music)

385
00:17:21,788 --> 00:17:24,791
(razor blade dings)

386
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,597
(upbeat rock music continues)

387
00:17:52,992 --> 00:17:55,494
(van rumbles)

388
00:17:59,026 --> 00:18:00,461
- Brian, right?

389
00:18:00,463 --> 00:18:01,713
- [Brian] The one and only.

390
00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:02,549
- Get in.

391
00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:06,471
Door, please.

392
00:18:06,473 --> 00:18:09,476
(upbeat rock music)

393
00:18:26,411 --> 00:18:27,996
Glasses off, Brian.

394
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,054
My surprise!

395
00:18:33,056 --> 00:18:33,888
- What the?

396
00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:36,643
(Brian mumbling)

397
00:18:39,454 --> 00:18:43,041
(crowd cheering distantly)

398
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:58,353
- Ladies and gentlemen,

399
00:18:59,929 --> 00:19:02,313
madames and monsieurs,

400
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:05,557
welcome to our Coliseum of Doom!

401
00:19:05,559 --> 00:19:10,564
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

402
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:13,752
- Shit!

403
00:19:13,754 --> 00:19:15,971
- My name is Jean-K Paul,

404
00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:18,917
and I will be your host for this evening.

405
00:19:18,919 --> 00:19:22,113
I would like to thank you
one and all for coming.

406
00:19:22,115 --> 00:19:23,760
Enchante!

407
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:28,767
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

408
00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:33,542
Our game tonight is a humble one,

409
00:19:33,544 --> 00:19:34,683
one that I'm sure you have played

410
00:19:34,685 --> 00:19:36,755
countless times in your childhood,

411
00:19:36,757 --> 00:19:40,088
but never with stakes this high.

412
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:43,730
Tonight, one contestant

413
00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:47,548
will survive our tournament

414
00:19:48,649 --> 00:19:51,153
of rock, paper, scissors!

415
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:53,908
(crowd cheering)

416
00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:58,166
But when the stakes are this high

417
00:19:58,168 --> 00:20:00,599
and everyone has their own set of rules,

418
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:03,992
we will be clarifying how
to win or lose tonight.

419
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:08,106
They are betting their lives, after all.

420
00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,998
When the stakes are this high,

421
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,701
there can be no room for error.

422
00:20:12,703 --> 00:20:14,953
No matter who complains,

423
00:20:14,955 --> 00:20:18,046
whether it be audience or contestant,

424
00:20:18,048 --> 00:20:20,754
we cannot exactly fix a missed call.

425
00:20:22,162 --> 00:20:24,533
But before we go any further,

426
00:20:24,535 --> 00:20:27,090
you may be wondering, pourquoi?

427
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:28,857
Of all the sports in this world,

428
00:20:28,859 --> 00:20:31,084
why did we choose rock, paper, scissors?

429
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,253
When it comes to rock, paper, scissors,

430
00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:39,818
all, even God Almighty, are equal.

431
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,264
There is no discrimination.

432
00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:44,142
There is no advantage to be had

433
00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:46,274
between young and old,

434
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:48,527
between men or women,

435
00:20:48,529 --> 00:20:49,758
fat or skinny,

436
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,959
tall or short,

437
00:20:50,961 --> 00:20:53,096
French or fucking British.

438
00:20:54,204 --> 00:20:57,235
They're all equal in
rock, paper, scissors.

439
00:20:57,237 --> 00:21:01,049
Mais oui, it is perhaps
the most equal thing

440
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,872
in this corrupt world of ours.

441
00:21:03,874 --> 00:21:07,115
It was the 1920s when it was introduced

442
00:21:07,117 --> 00:21:09,509
in its original form, janken from Japan.

443
00:21:09,511 --> 00:21:10,729
- [Audience Member] Get on with it!

444
00:21:10,731 --> 00:21:11,563
- It has been...

445
00:21:11,565 --> 00:21:14,959
(Jean-K shouts in French)
(glass shatters)

446
00:21:14,961 --> 00:21:17,901
(Jean-K speaks in French)

447
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:21,469
But that is what happens
when you interrupt the show.

448
00:21:21,471 --> 00:21:24,117
So please, behave.

449
00:21:26,967 --> 00:21:27,799
- Wait! Wait, no!

450
00:21:27,801 --> 00:21:28,707
Ah!

451
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:31,620
- Now then, onto the rules.

452
00:21:31,622 --> 00:21:33,872
If our contestants have any questions,

453
00:21:33,874 --> 00:21:35,133
feel free to press the button

454
00:21:35,135 --> 00:21:37,716
by the microphone in your waiting room.

455
00:21:37,718 --> 00:21:41,439
As for our lovely audience,
if you have any questions,

456
00:21:41,441 --> 00:21:44,275
feel free to shout them
out and let me know.

457
00:21:44,277 --> 00:21:46,897
(Jean-K chuckles)

458
00:21:46,899 --> 00:21:49,902
(suspenseful music)

459
00:21:52,607 --> 00:21:55,734
(Jean-K gulping drink)

460
00:21:55,736 --> 00:21:58,171
Rule number one,

461
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,748
and this goes for everyone here,

462
00:22:06,817 --> 00:22:08,742
contestants and audience alike.

463
00:22:10,781 --> 00:22:12,435
Do not try to fuck me.

464
00:22:15,646 --> 00:22:17,397
I have all of your cellphones, oui?

465
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,264
I also know your true identity.

466
00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:26,905
Your address, family names.

467
00:22:26,907 --> 00:22:29,793
You will regret it, believe me.

468
00:22:32,823 --> 00:22:34,568
Rule number two,

469
00:22:35,706 --> 00:22:38,617
I will be the one to announce the games.

470
00:22:38,619 --> 00:22:40,754
And it shall sound like this.

471
00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:43,236
Rock,

472
00:22:44,144 --> 00:22:45,614
paper,

473
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:46,580
scissors.

474
00:22:47,628 --> 00:22:50,205
One, two, three, allez!

475
00:22:50,207 --> 00:22:52,220
You must throw out your choice

476
00:22:52,222 --> 00:22:54,502
at the exact moment as I say, "Allez."

477
00:22:55,826 --> 00:22:59,252
Whatever your hand forms
will be your choice.

478
00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:01,289
And of course,

479
00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:04,773
if you are a moment
early or a moment late,

480
00:23:04,775 --> 00:23:07,781
you will be, oh, how do you say?

481
00:23:08,663 --> 00:23:13,668
Blown to bits! (laughs)

482
00:23:13,999 --> 00:23:15,500
Rule number three.

483
00:23:18,168 --> 00:23:20,539
We have eight contestants here tonight

484
00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:22,971
who have chosen this sacred ring

485
00:23:22,973 --> 00:23:25,644
to be their final resting place.

486
00:23:25,646 --> 00:23:30,363
Both contestants will be
given time to share with us,

487
00:23:31,321 --> 00:23:34,387
gratitude for their mothers.

488
00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:38,862
Oh, a message to a lover,

489
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:44,658
or perhaps a terrified
scream for life, yeah?

490
00:23:45,495 --> 00:23:47,631
But we tend to get that quite often, non?

491
00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:53,311
And finally, reset the bodysuits!

492
00:23:53,313 --> 00:23:57,237
(crowd cheering)
(crowd whistling)

493
00:23:57,239 --> 00:24:00,478
That is right, ladies and
gentlemen, madames and monsieurs.

494
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,842
These explosives that will be
strapped to each contestant

495
00:24:03,844 --> 00:24:06,815
are what will ensure each round ends

496
00:24:06,817 --> 00:24:09,972
in a beautiful red show!

497
00:24:09,974 --> 00:24:14,334
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

498
00:24:14,336 --> 00:24:16,961
And as we have eight
competitors this time,

499
00:24:16,963 --> 00:24:21,968
the winner will be granted
a prize of $1,000,000!

500
00:24:22,823 --> 00:24:24,653
And of course,

501
00:24:24,655 --> 00:24:29,402
seven beautiful firework shows!

502
00:24:30,242 --> 00:24:35,247
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

503
00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:37,300
And that is all from moi.

504
00:24:42,586 --> 00:24:45,005
Well, is there any questions?

505
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:46,898
- [Player] Mic check. Mic check.

506
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,651
Can you all hear me?

507
00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:49,998
- Oui, oui.

508
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,170
Yes, we can hear you, cher compagnon.

509
00:24:53,172 --> 00:24:54,426
- Assuming you win,

510
00:24:54,428 --> 00:24:56,752
assuming you are the lucky 12.5%

511
00:24:56,754 --> 00:24:58,742
that doesn't get off today,

512
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,379
how do we get paid?

513
00:25:01,381 --> 00:25:03,542
- All I can tell you is this.

514
00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:08,201
The winner will go home the
same way they came here.

515
00:25:09,309 --> 00:25:11,685
And when they wake up in their lovely bed,

516
00:25:12,823 --> 00:25:15,403
they will find a large attache case.

517
00:25:15,405 --> 00:25:20,358
Open it, and enjoy the
next chapter of your life.

518
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,036
- [Player] Well, that
sounds just fine by me.

519
00:25:24,114 --> 00:25:25,168
- Anyone else?

520
00:25:27,357 --> 00:25:28,191
- Wait.

521
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:32,375
Has, has the bracket been decided yet?

522
00:25:33,724 --> 00:25:37,596
- They have, but we will not
announce it ahead of time,

523
00:25:37,598 --> 00:25:40,250
as it might give a slight
advantage to the final two.

524
00:25:41,381 --> 00:25:44,623
I call out your name, you will come.

525
00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:45,529
Simple, non?

526
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:51,354
- But I, then how long
will each match take?

527
00:25:52,282 --> 00:25:54,322
- What is the point of this question?

528
00:25:54,324 --> 00:25:56,034
It's not the fucking Tour de France.

529
00:25:56,036 --> 00:25:59,643
- I just, I just wanna be prepared. Okay?

530
00:26:01,291 --> 00:26:04,833
- To answer your question, it depends.

531
00:26:04,835 --> 00:26:07,300
Anywhere from three to 15 minutes.

532
00:26:08,198 --> 00:26:11,469
But what's important is
that your stories connect

533
00:26:11,471 --> 00:26:13,301
and excites the audience.

534
00:26:13,303 --> 00:26:15,668
It's important that you touch their hearts

535
00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:18,060
before your hearts touch them.

536
00:26:18,062 --> 00:26:20,178
(Jean-K chuckles)

537
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:23,031
Now, I am sure there are more questions,

538
00:26:23,033 --> 00:26:24,292
but we're now right on time

539
00:26:24,294 --> 00:26:27,385
for the start of our first round.

540
00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:30,148
Our first contestant is a woman

541
00:26:30,150 --> 00:26:33,752
looking to save her poor,
debt-ridden boyfriend

542
00:26:33,754 --> 00:26:37,085
who's still in the hospital
after a terrible accident.

543
00:26:37,087 --> 00:26:42,092
Your applause please for Amy Evans!

544
00:26:42,341 --> 00:26:45,177
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

545
00:26:45,179 --> 00:26:50,184
Hey!

546
00:26:50,770 --> 00:26:54,457
- [Audience Member] Where's
my smile, sugar tits? (laughs)

547
00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:57,022
(suspenseful music)

548
00:26:57,024 --> 00:27:01,204
- And her opponent, a
self-proclaimed psycho.

549
00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:04,232
He's been decapitating pigeons

550
00:27:04,234 --> 00:27:08,171
with nothing but a piece
of string since childhood.

551
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:11,703
This man needs money.

552
00:27:11,705 --> 00:27:14,207
No one knows why.

553
00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:18,288
Give it up for Nicholas Nojina!

554
00:27:24,882 --> 00:27:27,321
(Nicholas humming)

555
00:27:27,323 --> 00:27:32,328
(crowd cheering)
(crowd applauding)

556
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:39,173
(Nicholas grunts)

557
00:27:39,175 --> 00:27:41,427
- Masterpiece, not service.

558
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:45,765
Oh. Oh my.

559
00:27:48,179 --> 00:27:49,013
Oh. Oh.

560
00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,467
Hmm.

561
00:27:53,469 --> 00:27:56,305
(dramatic music)

562
00:27:56,307 --> 00:27:57,391
- Okay, well.

563
00:27:59,406 --> 00:28:01,289
Well, well, well.

564
00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:03,722
It seems like this will
be the perfect match

565
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,705
to start things off with, no?

566
00:28:05,707 --> 00:28:06,539
- [Audience Member] What's the matter?

567
00:28:06,541 --> 00:28:08,162
Cat got your tongue? Spit it out.

568
00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:09,628
- Arret! Arret!

569
00:28:09,630 --> 00:28:11,650
(Jean-K speaks in French)

570
00:28:11,652 --> 00:28:13,481
I am sorry, Amy,

571
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:17,383
but you must find the courage to speak up.

572
00:28:17,385 --> 00:28:20,569
(Amy sobs quietly)

573
00:28:20,571 --> 00:28:21,632
- I love Victor

574
00:28:25,468 --> 00:28:27,888
and I can't live without him.

575
00:28:29,901 --> 00:28:31,860
(Amy whimpers)

576
00:28:31,862 --> 00:28:32,696
Please.

577
00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:40,634
- Amy! Open the door!

578
00:28:43,134 --> 00:28:43,968
The door!

579
00:28:47,369 --> 00:28:48,201
Oh.

580
00:28:48,203 --> 00:28:50,616
- Oh my God! You're bleeding!

581
00:28:50,618 --> 00:28:51,650
No! Oh my God!

582
00:28:51,652 --> 00:28:53,243
- Come on.
- You need an ambulance.

583
00:28:53,245 --> 00:28:55,227
- No! No ambulance!

584
00:28:55,229 --> 00:28:57,653
Give me scotch!
(Amy shouts)

585
00:28:57,655 --> 00:28:59,037
- I don't understand.
- Now!

586
00:28:59,039 --> 00:28:59,873
Give me scotch.

587
00:29:01,381 --> 00:29:03,241
- Take it. I don't know what it is.

588
00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:05,199
I don't know what it is.

589
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:08,267
(Victor screaming)

590
00:29:08,269 --> 00:29:09,349
- We have to go!

591
00:29:09,351 --> 00:29:11,541
- What are we going to do?

592
00:29:11,543 --> 00:29:13,320
- [Victor] I don't know.

593
00:29:13,322 --> 00:29:15,898
Why I'm all fucked up like this?

594
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:17,045
- Watch out!

595
00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:17,915
(both screaming)

596
00:29:17,917 --> 00:29:20,878
(tires screech)

597
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,712
(suspenseful music)

598
00:29:21,714 --> 00:29:23,216
- You owe us $1 million now.

599
00:29:26,486 --> 00:29:27,841
You have one month.

600
00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:32,072
Otherwise, I'll kill both of you.

601
00:29:33,852 --> 00:29:37,178
Hey, don't bother running away again.

602
00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:40,183
(suspenseful music)

603
00:29:42,162 --> 00:29:43,641
We'll be watching you.

604
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,911
Now hurry up and go to ambulance.

605
00:29:49,973 --> 00:29:51,892
He'll be honored fully,

606
00:29:52,948 --> 00:29:54,032
if he's dead.

607
00:29:55,804 --> 00:29:58,807
(suspenseful music)

608
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,983
(Amy sobbing)

609
00:30:08,825 --> 00:30:10,923
- I'm here for Victor.

610
00:30:10,925 --> 00:30:12,093
- Merveilleux!

611
00:30:15,031 --> 00:30:16,361
That may have taken a
little longer than expected,

612
00:30:16,363 --> 00:30:19,037
but that's what we are here for.

613
00:30:19,039 --> 00:30:22,581
That's what makes this whole
song and dance worth it.

614
00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:26,815
Merci beaucoup, mon cheri.

615
00:30:26,817 --> 00:30:31,822
Now then Nicholas, I'm sorry
to make you wait for so long.

616
00:30:32,492 --> 00:30:34,658
Let us hear your last words!

617
00:30:36,683 --> 00:30:39,901
(Nicholas chuckles)

618
00:30:39,903 --> 00:30:41,116
(Nicholas sighs)

619
00:30:41,118 --> 00:30:42,916
- Nicholas.

620
00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:46,377
Duel. It's a duel.

621
00:30:47,954 --> 00:30:49,372
Duel, duel, duel.

622
00:30:51,986 --> 00:30:54,412
Yes, yes, yes.

623
00:30:54,414 --> 00:30:55,248
How fun.

624
00:30:56,997 --> 00:30:58,772
How fun.

625
00:31:00,882 --> 00:31:02,195
Sure fun.

626
00:31:03,393 --> 00:31:05,794
Nicholas will tell you all

627
00:31:05,796 --> 00:31:09,492
a funny, funny, very funny story.

628
00:31:21,712 --> 00:31:25,078
Once upon a time in the
backwoods of Osaka Sakano,

629
00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:29,931
a young brother sister, they
were peddlers of frog oil.

630
00:31:29,933 --> 00:31:32,253
(Nicholas speaking in foreign language)

631
00:31:32,255 --> 00:31:33,567
Nicholas is talking about ado.

632
00:31:34,558 --> 00:31:36,426
(Nicholas speaking in foreign language)

633
00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:39,431
(Nicholas snickers)

634
00:31:42,637 --> 00:31:45,389
(Nicholas sighs)

635
00:31:47,928 --> 00:31:52,070
And one morning, over 50
years old come to them,

636
00:31:52,072 --> 00:31:54,868
does their frog oil work for old wounds?

637
00:31:55,769 --> 00:31:57,146
"I get it, good sir.

638
00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:59,493
"We are taking a look at it first."

639
00:31:59,495 --> 00:32:01,915
He only showed them his back.

640
00:32:02,910 --> 00:32:05,542
"This wound, I know who you are.

641
00:32:05,544 --> 00:32:07,901
"You're the one who killed my father."

642
00:32:07,903 --> 00:32:09,774
"That is I."

643
00:32:09,776 --> 00:32:11,920
The children were furious.

644
00:32:11,922 --> 00:32:13,680
Their father had been killed by,

645
00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,261
(Nicholas speaks in foreign language)

646
00:32:15,263 --> 00:32:17,573
and they look to avenge his death.

647
00:32:17,575 --> 00:32:20,396
"I finally found you.

648
00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:23,782
"I will, I will avenge my
father no matter what!"

649
00:32:23,784 --> 00:32:27,721
Wait, I don't wish to stain the streets

650
00:32:27,723 --> 00:32:30,689
of Osaka Sakano with blood.

651
00:32:30,691 --> 00:32:33,306
If we won't take revenge,
let us do it elsewhere.

652
00:32:34,384 --> 00:32:35,914
- Enough. That is enough.

653
00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:37,385
It's time to move on.

654
00:32:37,387 --> 00:32:39,728
- [Audience Member] Hey, I
want to hear how it ends!

655
00:32:39,730 --> 00:32:41,639
- Me too.
- Right, right.

656
00:32:43,148 --> 00:32:44,593
How long is this going to take?

657
00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:46,274
- The stage is set.

658
00:32:46,276 --> 00:32:48,857
Nicholas said the stage is set.

659
00:32:48,859 --> 00:32:50,839
The fun is just beginning.

660
00:32:50,841 --> 00:32:52,100
The promise of a duel

661
00:32:52,102 --> 00:32:55,018
led them to the city
in the blink of an eye.

662
00:32:55,976 --> 00:32:58,136
On the day of the duel,

663
00:32:58,138 --> 00:33:00,058
the whole neighborhood of Takadanobaba

664
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:02,340
was crowded with spectators

665
00:33:02,342 --> 00:33:06,214
and all the cafes and stores
in the area were filled.

666
00:33:06,216 --> 00:33:08,887
And yet 10 o'clock passed.

667
00:33:08,889 --> 00:33:10,694
There was no sign of either body,

668
00:33:11,712 --> 00:33:14,425
and they were past 10:00.

669
00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:17,179
The crowd back then was completely drunk

670
00:33:17,181 --> 00:33:19,511
and they began to shout.

671
00:33:19,513 --> 00:33:22,856
When is the duel going to start?

672
00:33:22,858 --> 00:33:25,225
When does the duel start?

673
00:33:25,227 --> 00:33:30,000
Where are they?

674
00:33:30,002 --> 00:33:30,836
Present!

675
00:33:32,267 --> 00:33:33,626
What?

676
00:33:33,628 --> 00:33:35,385
You are baloney.

677
00:33:35,387 --> 00:33:37,472
When does the duel start?

678
00:33:39,096 --> 00:33:40,968
My apologies.

679
00:33:40,970 --> 00:33:42,138
No duel today.

680
00:33:44,363 --> 00:33:47,534
Has the siblings' father forgiven you?

681
00:33:48,529 --> 00:33:50,037
The name I gave,

682
00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:51,229
(Nicholas speaks in foreign language)

683
00:33:51,231 --> 00:33:52,225
is fake.

684
00:33:54,264 --> 00:33:56,177
And the duel was never going to happen.

685
00:33:56,179 --> 00:33:58,952
For the siblings, they're my children.

686
00:33:59,808 --> 00:34:01,109
Why?

687
00:34:01,111 --> 00:34:03,013
Why would you play such a trick on us?

688
00:34:04,264 --> 00:34:05,854
Once people heard

689
00:34:05,856 --> 00:34:08,947
there was going to be
a duel in Takadanobaba,

690
00:34:08,949 --> 00:34:11,102
many would gather to watch

691
00:34:11,104 --> 00:34:14,563
and they would all get
hungry or thirsty eventually.

692
00:34:14,565 --> 00:34:18,016
And I thought we'd live quite handsomely

693
00:34:18,018 --> 00:34:21,276
if I made a deal with
the stores in the 20%

694
00:34:21,278 --> 00:34:23,361
of the day's profit in exchange

695
00:34:23,363 --> 00:34:26,670
for crowds hungry to see some blood.

696
00:34:27,706 --> 00:34:30,626
(mysterious music)

697
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,996
(Nicholas laughs)

698
00:34:39,065 --> 00:34:44,070
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

699
00:34:44,805 --> 00:34:45,799
- A masterpiece!

700
00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:50,659
(Jean-K speaks in French)

701
00:34:50,661 --> 00:34:53,331
Now then who will win?

702
00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:55,498
Amy, our tragic fiancee?

703
00:34:56,607 --> 00:34:59,162
Or Nicholas, the fucking comedian?

704
00:35:01,321 --> 00:35:02,938
Round one.

705
00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:03,774
One, one!

706
00:35:04,985 --> 00:35:06,550
Let's begin, shall we?

707
00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:09,743
Let the dance of death begin!

708
00:35:10,643 --> 00:35:12,670
(dramatic orchestral music)

709
00:35:12,672 --> 00:35:14,149
I can't hear you!

710
00:35:14,151 --> 00:35:15,983
Are you ready?

711
00:35:15,985 --> 00:35:17,751
(crowd cheering)

712
00:35:17,753 --> 00:35:20,280
Alright then, let's begin!

713
00:35:20,282 --> 00:35:21,701
All together now!

714
00:35:23,225 --> 00:35:24,059
Rock!

715
00:35:25,379 --> 00:35:27,232
- [Crowd] Rock!

716
00:35:27,234 --> 00:35:29,539
(Jean-K stuttering)

717
00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:30,823
- Paper!

718
00:35:30,825 --> 00:35:32,579
- [Crowd] Paper!

719
00:35:32,581 --> 00:35:34,143
(Jean-K stuttering)

720
00:35:34,145 --> 00:35:35,221
- Scissors!

721
00:35:35,223 --> 00:35:37,277
- [Crowd] Scissors!

722
00:35:37,279 --> 00:35:39,157
- One, two, three!

723
00:35:39,159 --> 00:35:39,993
Allez!

724
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,991
(dramatic orchestral music)

725
00:35:55,231 --> 00:35:56,063
(Nicholas shouts)

726
00:35:56,065 --> 00:36:00,686
(blood squelches)
(Amy screams)

727
00:36:00,688 --> 00:36:02,020
(Amy screaming)

728
00:36:02,022 --> 00:36:05,904
And the winner is Amy! (laughs)

729
00:36:05,906 --> 00:36:06,976
(Jean-K clapping)

730
00:36:06,978 --> 00:36:07,987
Lovely.

731
00:36:07,989 --> 00:36:08,821
(crowd cheering)

732
00:36:08,823 --> 00:36:09,821
Really lovely.

733
00:36:09,823 --> 00:36:14,805
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

734
00:36:14,807 --> 00:36:17,476
(ominous music)

735
00:36:18,558 --> 00:36:21,060
(door creaks)

736
00:36:22,132 --> 00:36:23,667
- Come on, let's move.

737
00:36:25,495 --> 00:36:26,790
It's time, move.

738
00:36:29,035 --> 00:36:30,115
- I'm going.

739
00:36:30,117 --> 00:36:32,040
- Move.
- I'm going.

740
00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:32,936
- Keep it going.

741
00:36:34,955 --> 00:36:38,231
- Our fourth contestant is Brian Cooper!

742
00:36:40,413 --> 00:36:45,373
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

743
00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:47,085
He is the boyfriend

744
00:36:47,087 --> 00:36:50,118
of one of our previous
contestants, Sophia Barrett.

745
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:55,018
Is he here for the money
or is he here for revenge?

746
00:36:56,486 --> 00:36:58,163
My apologies, Simon.

747
00:36:58,165 --> 00:37:00,153
May I have your last words?

748
00:37:01,772 --> 00:37:04,237
- How did I let that happen?

749
00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:09,818
- [Audience Member] Hurry up already.

750
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:12,160
- Now, now, madame, please.

751
00:37:12,162 --> 00:37:13,722
Hmm?

752
00:37:13,724 --> 00:37:14,975
My dear Simon,

753
00:37:16,216 --> 00:37:19,878
you are admittedly in
quite the frightening spot.

754
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,722
And in situations such as these,

755
00:37:23,724 --> 00:37:27,866
perhaps you slowly start

756
00:37:27,868 --> 00:37:31,650
to feel your bladder muscles relax

757
00:37:31,652 --> 00:37:35,914
as your urethra slowly opens,

758
00:37:35,916 --> 00:37:37,390
and then, bam!

759
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:42,282
It all comes out at once.

760
00:37:42,284 --> 00:37:43,118
Ooh.

761
00:37:44,535 --> 00:37:45,559
Come on, Simon.

762
00:37:46,997 --> 00:37:49,397
These will be your last words.

763
00:37:49,399 --> 00:37:52,079
Why do you need the money?

764
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:56,774
(suspenseful music)

765
00:37:58,191 --> 00:38:00,754
- How did I get into this mess?

766
00:38:01,892 --> 00:38:03,542
Simple.

767
00:38:03,544 --> 00:38:04,623
I got scammed.

768
00:38:04,625 --> 00:38:05,458
- [Jean-K] Oh.

769
00:38:06,670 --> 00:38:08,436
- I've been screwed.

770
00:38:08,438 --> 00:38:09,270
- [Jean-K] Oh.

771
00:38:09,272 --> 00:38:10,418
- By scums like you.

772
00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:11,680
- Moi?

773
00:38:11,682 --> 00:38:13,066
- All my life,

774
00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:17,781
you trick people without
thinking twice about it.

775
00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:23,301
People like you ruined my life.

776
00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:24,154
- [Jean-K] Oh no.

777
00:38:25,105 --> 00:38:27,811
- Why the hell my luck is so bad?

778
00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:31,565
Please God,

779
00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:35,108
how much you will not make me suffer?

780
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:40,243
For once in my miserable life, help me!

781
00:38:41,592 --> 00:38:43,847
Please help me win!

782
00:38:44,851 --> 00:38:47,493
(Jean-K laughing)

783
00:38:47,495 --> 00:38:50,298
- Merci, merci.

784
00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,190
There you have it, folks.

785
00:38:52,192 --> 00:38:54,803
There's always at least one, n'est-ce pas?

786
00:38:54,805 --> 00:38:57,235
there is no such thing as a God who

787
00:38:57,237 --> 00:39:01,294
oh, so conveniently smiles
upon you when you need it.

788
00:39:03,153 --> 00:39:06,184
Well, well, well, Brian.

789
00:39:06,186 --> 00:39:07,018
I hope you will tell us

790
00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:09,222
something a little more
interesting instead.

791
00:39:14,024 --> 00:39:15,425
- All I want to know is why.

792
00:39:18,478 --> 00:39:19,973
How could you do this?

793
00:39:22,733 --> 00:39:24,635
Playing with people's lives like this?

794
00:39:27,357 --> 00:39:28,231
And my fiancee,

795
00:39:30,571 --> 00:39:31,404
Sophia,

796
00:39:34,174 --> 00:39:35,025
you murdered her.

797
00:39:41,351 --> 00:39:42,185
Right here.

798
00:39:45,075 --> 00:39:47,270
Her blood is on your hands!

799
00:39:49,075 --> 00:39:49,909
- Go on.

800
00:39:54,598 --> 00:39:56,600
- How could you do this?

801
00:39:58,559 --> 00:40:00,661
You're all a bunch of fucking psychopaths.

802
00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:07,030
You're no better than
terrorists or school shooters.

803
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:10,971
No, you're worse

804
00:40:13,033 --> 00:40:15,135
because you actually enjoy this sick game.

805
00:40:17,658 --> 00:40:19,560
Do people's lives mean nothing to you?

806
00:40:22,913 --> 00:40:27,150
Everyone here has family, friends,

807
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:34,112
and they'll be haunted forever

808
00:40:34,114 --> 00:40:35,415
losing someone they love

809
00:40:37,508 --> 00:40:39,543
without ever knowing
what happened to them.

810
00:40:41,321 --> 00:40:43,023
How many people have you murdered?

811
00:40:43,964 --> 00:40:46,700
How many people will never
be found because of you?

812
00:40:51,622 --> 00:40:56,043
How can you just stand there
looking at me like that?

813
00:41:01,618 --> 00:41:02,451
And you.

814
00:41:05,623 --> 00:41:06,874
You're the worst of them.

815
00:41:07,985 --> 00:41:09,728
Hosting this?

816
00:41:09,730 --> 00:41:11,955
This is fun for you? You sick fuck.

817
00:41:13,153 --> 00:41:14,454
You fucking piece of shit.

818
00:41:16,937 --> 00:41:21,259
You're no better than
a rat spreading disease

819
00:41:21,261 --> 00:41:23,782
along with all the other rats here.

820
00:41:23,784 --> 00:41:25,944
And no one will be safe until
you're all exterminated.

821
00:41:25,946 --> 00:41:27,055
- Now.

822
00:41:27,057 --> 00:41:28,617
No, no, no.

823
00:41:28,619 --> 00:41:31,650
You will not insult anyone

824
00:41:31,652 --> 00:41:33,572
when in front of my lovely audience.

825
00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:34,658
Do you understand?

826
00:41:37,543 --> 00:41:38,827
Ah. (chuckles)

827
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:39,663
Mais oui.

828
00:41:40,811 --> 00:41:43,006
I forgot to mention one crucial thing.

829
00:41:44,054 --> 00:41:47,601
Every participant here
tonight was invited.

830
00:41:49,009 --> 00:41:50,483
No one was forced to be here.

831
00:41:51,471 --> 00:41:54,748
Everyone had the option
of ignoring the message.

832
00:41:55,706 --> 00:41:59,325
Oh, every contestant here
is nothing more than,

833
00:41:59,327 --> 00:42:02,280
oh, to borrow your phrase, mon ami,

834
00:42:02,282 --> 00:42:06,339
a rat fooled in the million dollar trap.

835
00:42:08,078 --> 00:42:12,666
The sand tiger shark has two wombs.

836
00:42:14,715 --> 00:42:16,695
The female of the species mates

837
00:42:16,697 --> 00:42:20,724
with many different partners
and stores many eggs.

838
00:42:21,802 --> 00:42:26,807
But the fetus that hatches first

839
00:42:27,267 --> 00:42:30,118
grows up by eating all of the others.

840
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,911
It is, how do you say?

841
00:42:32,913 --> 00:42:37,115
Natural selection, the law of the jungle.

842
00:42:37,117 --> 00:42:40,934
You, you may have won the
sperm race by the grace of God.

843
00:42:41,982 --> 00:42:44,087
Oh, but you lost at natural selection.

844
00:42:45,435 --> 00:42:48,021
Or if you were on your
own in your own free will,

845
00:42:49,014 --> 00:42:52,010
well, you would be buried in a field

846
00:42:52,012 --> 00:42:53,602
where nobody would see you

847
00:42:53,604 --> 00:42:56,309
by the mafia in a place
that no one could find you.

848
00:42:57,417 --> 00:43:01,489
But I, I, Jean-K Paul,

849
00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:04,232
in my infinite charity,

850
00:43:04,234 --> 00:43:08,592
I provided you with a way to
make your death unforgettable.

851
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:14,593
If you're going to die,
why not die this way?

852
00:43:14,595 --> 00:43:16,605
- You're the reason Sophia's dead.

853
00:43:16,607 --> 00:43:17,440
- That's it?

854
00:43:19,156 --> 00:43:20,899
You truly are nothing but talk

855
00:43:20,901 --> 00:43:24,563
and talk is cheap when your
legs keep shaking like that.

856
00:43:24,565 --> 00:43:25,619
Now s'il vous plait,

857
00:43:26,486 --> 00:43:27,566
stop the constant screeching

858
00:43:27,568 --> 00:43:29,968
about your dead fiancee, d'accord?

859
00:43:29,970 --> 00:43:30,934
- Motherfucker!

860
00:43:32,398 --> 00:43:33,271
(Brian grunts)

861
00:43:33,273 --> 00:43:34,690
(Jean-K laughing)

862
00:43:34,692 --> 00:43:37,444
(Brian coughing)

863
00:43:38,318 --> 00:43:41,154
(Jean-K laughing)

864
00:43:49,039 --> 00:43:51,024
Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm.

865
00:43:58,018 --> 00:43:58,852
- I'm sorry.

866
00:44:00,703 --> 00:44:02,250
(playful music)

867
00:44:02,252 --> 00:44:03,955
But I have to win.

868
00:44:03,957 --> 00:44:05,370
- Wonderful, wonderful.

869
00:44:05,372 --> 00:44:06,905
Oh, it seems our little chihuahua

870
00:44:06,907 --> 00:44:09,715
is finally barking in the right direction.

871
00:44:09,717 --> 00:44:11,802
Now, will God grant Simon

872
00:44:13,423 --> 00:44:15,108
the convenient Christians' wish?

873
00:44:16,156 --> 00:44:18,008
Or will he extend his grace to Brian?

874
00:44:19,009 --> 00:44:21,261
Who really should work
on that temper of his.

875
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,539
So, let us begin.

876
00:44:26,506 --> 00:44:29,125
(crowd cheering)

877
00:44:29,127 --> 00:44:32,130
The dance of death begins again now!

878
00:44:33,722 --> 00:44:36,474
(crowd cheering)

879
00:44:38,451 --> 00:44:39,464
Rock!

880
00:44:39,466 --> 00:44:40,718
- [Crowd] Rock!

881
00:44:42,190 --> 00:44:43,427
- Paper!

882
00:44:43,429 --> 00:44:45,179
- [Crowd] Paper!

883
00:44:45,181 --> 00:44:48,019
(dramatic music)

884
00:44:48,021 --> 00:44:49,031
- Scissors!

885
00:44:49,033 --> 00:44:51,098
- [Crowd] Scissors!

886
00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:52,652
- One, two, three!

887
00:44:52,654 --> 00:44:53,487
Allez!

888
00:44:54,654 --> 00:44:55,865
(dramatic music)

889
00:44:55,867 --> 00:44:58,242
(Jean-K laughs)

890
00:44:58,244 --> 00:44:59,882
(explosion rumbles)
(blood squelches)

891
00:44:59,884 --> 00:45:02,459
And the winner is Brian!

892
00:45:02,461 --> 00:45:04,508
(crowd cheering)

893
00:45:04,510 --> 00:45:06,053
As we all could've guessed,

894
00:45:06,055 --> 00:45:08,037
God chose to take Simon.
- Don't fucking touch me!

895
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:10,124
- Who is now, as you say,

896
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:12,106
dead.

897
00:45:12,108 --> 00:45:13,561
- Fuck off!

898
00:45:13,563 --> 00:45:18,568
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

899
00:45:19,863 --> 00:45:23,001
- As you can see, ladies and gentlemen,

900
00:45:23,003 --> 00:45:26,154
rock, paper, scissors is the simplest,

901
00:45:26,156 --> 00:45:29,638
is the most extreme sport out there.

902
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,791
One where you create some intense focus

903
00:45:32,793 --> 00:45:36,935
and end up with an exciting, exhilarating,

904
00:45:36,937 --> 00:45:39,298
explosive finish.

905
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:43,438
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

906
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,359
One, two, three! Allez!

907
00:45:46,977 --> 00:45:48,754
(explosion rumbles)

908
00:45:48,756 --> 00:45:50,271
(crowd cheering)

909
00:45:50,273 --> 00:45:52,941
(door creaks)

910
00:45:52,943 --> 00:45:56,236
- [Antonio] Looks like
it's time to roll. (laughs)

911
00:45:58,525 --> 00:46:01,444
- Introducing our final competitor,

912
00:46:02,837 --> 00:46:04,672
a gambler so legendary

913
00:46:06,131 --> 00:46:09,552
that his name alone makes people tremble.

914
00:46:10,597 --> 00:46:12,181
The one, the only,

915
00:46:13,313 --> 00:46:14,565
Antonio Cortez!

916
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:20,211
(dramatic music)

917
00:46:26,857 --> 00:46:30,539
- That's Antonio Cortez, the legend.

918
00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:33,001
Brian, you know his story?

919
00:46:33,003 --> 00:46:35,854
He's 10 years old when
he makes his first bet.

920
00:46:35,856 --> 00:46:37,866
Him and some other school boys,

921
00:46:37,868 --> 00:46:41,319
they've got no money, but
you get playground respect.

922
00:46:41,321 --> 00:46:46,326
And one boy says he's gonna
throw a book at the teacher.

923
00:46:46,366 --> 00:46:48,979
Cortez says he's going
to burn the school down.

924
00:46:49,877 --> 00:46:51,800
And nobody collects on the bet

925
00:46:51,802 --> 00:46:53,902
because six weeks later,

926
00:46:53,904 --> 00:46:56,399
the school burns down and that's it.

927
00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,668
He joins a gang.

928
00:46:59,670 --> 00:47:02,465
He's sucked into the world
of high stakes gambling.

929
00:47:03,964 --> 00:47:06,905
Already by 15, he has this reputation.

930
00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:09,356
He's always up for a bet, anything.

931
00:47:10,514 --> 00:47:12,856
- Last but certainly not least,

932
00:47:13,696 --> 00:47:16,515
Antonio's last words.

933
00:47:16,517 --> 00:47:17,350
- Hmm.

934
00:47:18,799 --> 00:47:19,750
Listen up, brother.

935
00:47:20,871 --> 00:47:22,856
I'm gonna play rock.

936
00:47:24,264 --> 00:47:27,746
So you get ready and you throw out paper.

937
00:47:27,748 --> 00:47:28,582
Pew!

938
00:47:30,030 --> 00:47:32,010
But then again, the world
just ain't that simple.

939
00:47:32,012 --> 00:47:33,512
Now is it?

940
00:47:33,514 --> 00:47:37,806
It's full of lies and
liars and you know it.

941
00:47:37,808 --> 00:47:40,478
Oh yeah. Just as well as I do.

942
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:41,933
So you are probably thinking,

943
00:47:41,935 --> 00:47:44,833
I might throw out some scissors instead.

944
00:47:44,835 --> 00:47:46,515
Or maybe you start
thinking it will be better

945
00:47:46,517 --> 00:47:47,776
to mind game me a little bit

946
00:47:47,778 --> 00:47:49,823
and throw out a rock of your own.

947
00:47:50,781 --> 00:47:55,133
But maybe, maybe you
take it one step further

948
00:47:55,135 --> 00:47:57,669
and you throw out paper after rock.

949
00:47:57,671 --> 00:47:59,668
(Antonio chuckles)

950
00:47:59,670 --> 00:48:00,655
Huh?

951
00:48:00,657 --> 00:48:01,593
Whoop!

952
00:48:01,595 --> 00:48:04,748
Boom! (laughs)

953
00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:05,721
Oh, fuck. Not funny?

954
00:48:05,723 --> 00:48:07,511
I feel like some tension here,

955
00:48:08,438 --> 00:48:10,599
because here are the facts, hermano.

956
00:48:10,601 --> 00:48:13,517
All hands got a 33% chance
of winning in this game,

957
00:48:14,384 --> 00:48:16,965
at least statistically speaking.

958
00:48:16,967 --> 00:48:18,587
And that's the plain truth.

959
00:48:18,589 --> 00:48:22,010
But I just told you
I'm gonna throw a rock,

960
00:48:22,012 --> 00:48:24,357
meaning I created bias.

961
00:48:25,465 --> 00:48:28,827
It ain't 33% across the board no more.

962
00:48:28,829 --> 00:48:31,199
Most of people don't play
with much of a plan in mind.

963
00:48:31,201 --> 00:48:32,460
But here and now,

964
00:48:32,462 --> 00:48:34,258
your only two options are

965
00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:38,797
whether I'm telling you the truth or not.

966
00:48:38,799 --> 00:48:43,156
So it's kind of 50/50 chance
that I'm gonna throw out rock.

967
00:48:43,994 --> 00:48:45,644
But does it mean it's 50% chance

968
00:48:45,646 --> 00:48:47,397
I'm gonna throw out something else?

969
00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:50,929
No, no, no.

970
00:48:50,931 --> 00:48:51,765
No sir.

971
00:48:53,003 --> 00:48:55,313
Odds that the other guy throws out paper

972
00:48:55,315 --> 00:48:58,737
to beat that stupid honest
rock should be higher

973
00:48:58,739 --> 00:49:00,358
because of the bias.

974
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:04,563
Odds of me throwing out
paper is less than 25%.

975
00:49:04,565 --> 00:49:08,677
So now your two choices are paper,

976
00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:12,160
which has normally the
best chance of a victory,

977
00:49:12,162 --> 00:49:15,824
or rock, which has the
lowest chance of losing.

978
00:49:15,826 --> 00:49:17,420
But just think about it.

979
00:49:19,550 --> 00:49:21,590
Think about if I'm lying.

980
00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:22,820
Ooh, ooh, ooh.

981
00:49:24,114 --> 00:49:27,055
So paper, which have the normally

982
00:49:27,057 --> 00:49:29,613
the best chance of winning, will lose,

983
00:49:30,871 --> 00:49:32,375
and losing in this game?

984
00:49:33,362 --> 00:49:34,563
Oh, yikes.

985
00:49:34,565 --> 00:49:37,145
You aren't just gonna lose
a little pinky or nothing.

986
00:49:37,147 --> 00:49:39,242
You know what happens if
you lose in this game?

987
00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:41,928
You will never play paper again,

988
00:49:41,930 --> 00:49:42,762
(Antonio laughs)

989
00:49:42,764 --> 00:49:43,992
even though it's the most likely to win

990
00:49:43,994 --> 00:49:46,244
'cause it's also the most likely to lose.

991
00:49:46,246 --> 00:49:47,270
But playing rock,

992
00:49:48,571 --> 00:49:52,130
that's got the highest
chance of a tie, hmm.

993
00:49:52,132 --> 00:49:53,493
And winning right up there

994
00:49:54,548 --> 00:49:57,325
and second the most likely to happen,

995
00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:59,372
but losing's in a distant third.

996
00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:04,322
Hmm, so just by saying
I'm gonna play a rock,

997
00:50:04,324 --> 00:50:08,196
it becomes the safest
choice at the drop of a hat.

998
00:50:08,198 --> 00:50:09,853
So that's what I'm gonna do.

999
00:50:10,721 --> 00:50:12,706
How about you, my little pumpkin pie?

1000
00:50:14,324 --> 00:50:17,390
Hmm, that's all I gotta say, Mr. Host.

1001
00:50:18,318 --> 00:50:19,728
Let's get it started!

1002
00:50:19,730 --> 00:50:24,262
- Oh, they certainly were
not exaggerating, mon ami.

1003
00:50:24,264 --> 00:50:27,186
You are truly a legendary gambler.

1004
00:50:27,188 --> 00:50:28,020
(upbeat rock music)

1005
00:50:28,022 --> 00:50:28,854
I've never been more excited

1006
00:50:28,856 --> 00:50:30,617
to get a match started! (laughs)

1007
00:50:30,619 --> 00:50:34,467
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

1008
00:50:34,469 --> 00:50:38,649
Are you ready for the
final hands of round one?

1009
00:50:38,651 --> 00:50:39,660
(dramatic music)

1010
00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:42,210
(belt buckle jingles)

1011
00:50:42,212 --> 00:50:43,894
- Here we go.

1012
00:50:43,896 --> 00:50:45,361
- Rock!

1013
00:50:45,363 --> 00:50:47,118
- [Crowd] Rock!

1014
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,075
(Jean-K stuttering)

1015
00:50:49,077 --> 00:50:50,043
- Paper!

1016
00:50:50,045 --> 00:50:51,379
- [Crowd] Paper!

1017
00:50:52,259 --> 00:50:53,533
- Scissors!

1018
00:50:53,535 --> 00:50:55,541
- [Crowd] Scissors!

1019
00:50:55,543 --> 00:50:57,628
- One, two, three! Allez!

1020
00:50:59,350 --> 00:51:01,475
(player screaming)

1021
00:51:01,477 --> 00:51:02,486
(explosion rumbles)
(blood squelches)

1022
00:51:02,488 --> 00:51:03,880
- I told you I was throwing rock!

1023
00:51:03,882 --> 00:51:06,157
Jesus! Nobody listens to me!

1024
00:51:06,159 --> 00:51:07,605
(crowd cheering)

1025
00:51:07,607 --> 00:51:08,440
Woo-hoo!

1026
00:51:10,213 --> 00:51:11,841
Woo!

1027
00:51:11,843 --> 00:51:12,677
Goddamn.

1028
00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:15,477
(chair thumps)

1029
00:51:15,479 --> 00:51:18,232
(crowd clapping)

1030
00:51:19,509 --> 00:51:23,596
- Now I present to you
the players for round two.

1031
00:51:25,454 --> 00:51:27,004
- [Crowd] Yeah!

1032
00:51:27,006 --> 00:51:29,371
(crowd cheering)
(crowd whistling)

1033
00:51:29,373 --> 00:51:30,958
- Well, well, well.

1034
00:51:33,068 --> 00:51:35,614
If it ain't Mr. GanGoe himself.

1035
00:51:35,616 --> 00:51:36,995
I'm a big fan.

1036
00:51:36,997 --> 00:51:38,286
Although I gotta admit you,

1037
00:51:38,288 --> 00:51:41,530
you kind of look like a
bitch in real life though.

1038
00:51:41,532 --> 00:51:43,178
- [GanGoe] What?

1039
00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:44,983
(Antonio chuckles)

1040
00:51:44,985 --> 00:51:47,055
- Oh man. You heard me.

1041
00:51:47,057 --> 00:51:48,076
I'm looking forward to seeing

1042
00:51:48,078 --> 00:51:49,187
if you will smell like a bitch too,

1043
00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,989
after I blow you to bits.

1044
00:51:50,991 --> 00:51:53,627
- Are you kidding me?
Just fuck off already.

1045
00:51:53,629 --> 00:51:56,815
- (chuckles) That's all
it took to set you off?

1046
00:51:56,817 --> 00:51:58,977
Looks like you really are a pussy.

1047
00:51:58,979 --> 00:52:00,328
When you're not hiding behind your screen,

1048
00:52:00,330 --> 00:52:02,010
you fucking YouTuber.

1049
00:52:02,012 --> 00:52:07,017
Listen, there's no mask and
camera to hide behind this time.

1050
00:52:07,838 --> 00:52:09,848
I'm gonna show to the
world who you really are.

1051
00:52:09,850 --> 00:52:12,190
And they're gonna see that
when the chips are down,

1052
00:52:12,192 --> 00:52:14,503
you ain't nothing but a coward

1053
00:52:14,505 --> 00:52:17,005
cosplaying like a journalist for clicks.

1054
00:52:17,007 --> 00:52:17,986
Whoa, whoa.

1055
00:52:17,988 --> 00:52:19,240
- And you're the type of guy

1056
00:52:19,242 --> 00:52:21,269
who deserves to get killed for good.

1057
00:52:21,271 --> 00:52:22,103
(Jean-K claps)

1058
00:52:22,105 --> 00:52:25,108
- Gentlemen, there is no
fighting outside the ring.

1059
00:52:26,126 --> 00:52:27,235
You will have plenty of time

1060
00:52:27,237 --> 00:52:29,878
to settle your differences
in a few minutes anyway.

1061
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,805
So save it for the show.

1062
00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:36,484
Now onto the next match.

1063
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:38,241
Amy, come on in!

1064
00:52:40,172 --> 00:52:45,177
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

1065
00:52:46,612 --> 00:52:47,445
Amy!

1066
00:52:50,249 --> 00:52:51,620
Amy!

1067
00:52:51,622 --> 00:52:54,472
- Looks like she still
needs a minute, brother.

1068
00:52:54,474 --> 00:52:56,184
You mind if we go first?

1069
00:52:56,186 --> 00:52:58,436
I'd rather not sit next
to this pecker head

1070
00:52:58,438 --> 00:53:00,028
for the whole round anyway.

1071
00:53:00,030 --> 00:53:02,856
- Nope, we cannot go changing
the rules all willy nilly.

1072
00:53:03,724 --> 00:53:07,781
If she does not move,
she will be disqualified.

1073
00:53:07,783 --> 00:53:10,104
(door thumping)

1074
00:53:10,106 --> 00:53:10,940
- [Officer] Go, go, go, go, go!

1075
00:53:12,222 --> 00:53:14,114
Hands up! Nobody move!

1076
00:53:17,428 --> 00:53:19,005
- Ah!

1077
00:53:19,007 --> 00:53:21,965
(Brian laughs)

1078
00:53:21,967 --> 00:53:25,630
You're all fucked! (laughs)

1079
00:53:25,632 --> 00:53:28,301
(playful music)

1080
00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:48,851
- Ladies and gentlemen,

1081
00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:53,186
put your hands together
for the halftime show!

1082
00:53:54,592 --> 00:53:57,485
(dramatic music)

1083
00:53:57,487 --> 00:54:02,492
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

1084
00:54:08,892 --> 00:54:10,431
What's the matter, Brian?

1085
00:54:10,433 --> 00:54:12,450
Aren't you having any fun?

1086
00:54:12,452 --> 00:54:16,336
Perhaps you were thinking
of something else, huh?

1087
00:54:17,643 --> 00:54:19,848
You think we're fucking stupid?

1088
00:54:19,850 --> 00:54:22,143
We've been doing this show for years.

1089
00:54:22,145 --> 00:54:23,812
The real police are probably

1090
00:54:23,814 --> 00:54:27,555
at an abandoned warehouse
right now! (laughs)

1091
00:54:32,217 --> 00:54:33,902
- I'll kill you.

1092
00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:35,305
I'll fucking kill you first.

1093
00:54:37,139 --> 00:54:40,551
(Jean-K laughing)

1094
00:54:40,553 --> 00:54:44,082
- You see the look on his face? (laughs)

1095
00:54:44,084 --> 00:54:46,638
He thinks he's pointing a real gun at us!

1096
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,475
(Jean-K laughing)

1097
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:55,308
Oh, come. Come, Brian.

1098
00:54:55,310 --> 00:54:56,758
No, enough.

1099
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,252
Give the good sportsman back his toy.

1100
00:55:00,629 --> 00:55:02,906
Go back to your place.

1101
00:55:02,908 --> 00:55:03,742
Go.

1102
00:55:05,068 --> 00:55:05,986
Go, go, go.

1103
00:55:07,825 --> 00:55:09,968
Well, everybody, that was quite the ending

1104
00:55:09,970 --> 00:55:11,294
to the halftime show!

1105
00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:16,635
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

1106
00:55:16,637 --> 00:55:19,462
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

1107
00:55:22,627 --> 00:55:25,379
(dramatic music)

1108
00:55:28,653 --> 00:55:30,268
- Come on, motherfuckers and gents.

1109
00:55:30,270 --> 00:55:31,890
I mean, look at him.

1110
00:55:31,892 --> 00:55:33,562
For Christ's sake.

1111
00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:34,395
How do expect them to play

1112
00:55:34,397 --> 00:55:36,016
when they can't even fucking stand?

1113
00:55:38,048 --> 00:55:41,499
- Well, I suppose it would not be fun

1114
00:55:41,501 --> 00:55:43,967
if they both died from disqualification.

1115
00:55:45,586 --> 00:55:50,003
So let us have the Antonio
versus Charlie match first!

1116
00:55:50,899 --> 00:55:55,904
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

1117
00:56:02,913 --> 00:56:06,184
- Brian, look brother, the host
is shittier than the toilet

1118
00:56:06,186 --> 00:56:09,326
at the Texas State Fair, but
he is right about one thing.

1119
00:56:09,328 --> 00:56:12,706
Everyone's here just as bad.

1120
00:56:13,874 --> 00:56:16,484
Bible says every life is sacred,

1121
00:56:16,486 --> 00:56:18,436
but feels like the world
would be better off

1122
00:56:18,438 --> 00:56:22,235
without every last one of
those fuckers in the audience.

1123
00:56:22,237 --> 00:56:24,292
(Antonio chuckles)

1124
00:56:24,294 --> 00:56:26,034
By the way, Mr. GanGoe,

1125
00:56:26,036 --> 00:56:29,848
what brings you here to
our lovely murder basement?

1126
00:56:29,850 --> 00:56:31,890
I had waged there is be close to nothing

1127
00:56:31,892 --> 00:56:34,713
allowed to get you out here in the open.

1128
00:56:34,715 --> 00:56:39,698
- I had to because of
threats from people like you!

1129
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,409
- Ooh, is that so?

1130
00:56:41,411 --> 00:56:44,309
Well, I do apologize, my good sir.

1131
00:56:44,311 --> 00:56:47,982
(Antonio speaks in Spanish)

1132
00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:52,460
- [GanGoe] Hi guys.

1133
00:56:52,462 --> 00:56:54,082
This is my first livestream.

1134
00:56:54,084 --> 00:56:57,111
You can call me GanGoe.

1135
00:56:57,113 --> 00:57:01,324
This channel is for
revenge against the mafia.

1136
00:57:02,312 --> 00:57:04,142
They killed my best friend.

1137
00:57:04,144 --> 00:57:07,013
So I'm gonna be revealing.

1138
00:57:07,015 --> 00:57:08,650
(energetic music)

1139
00:57:08,652 --> 00:57:11,785
Welcome to the first GanGoe livestream!

1140
00:57:11,787 --> 00:57:13,197
(GanGoe shouting)

1141
00:57:13,199 --> 00:57:17,704
(GanGoe speaking in foreign language)

1142
00:57:25,861 --> 00:57:28,446
(upbeat music)

1143
00:58:01,545 --> 00:58:05,131
(GanGoe breathing heavily)

1144
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,757
- (laughs) Holy hell.

1145
00:58:13,759 --> 00:58:15,817
That's all it took to get you?

1146
00:58:15,819 --> 00:58:16,815
You really are a pussy.

1147
00:58:16,817 --> 00:58:18,196
- Fuck off!

1148
00:58:18,198 --> 00:58:19,643
I've been working really hard as GanGoe

1149
00:58:19,645 --> 00:58:23,391
to get rid of fucking scum like you.

1150
00:58:23,393 --> 00:58:25,433
I'm getting more viewers every single day.

1151
00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:27,355
And one day my community

1152
00:58:27,357 --> 00:58:30,779
will have social justice
against all you villains.

1153
00:58:30,781 --> 00:58:32,462
- Oh well.

1154
00:58:32,464 --> 00:58:34,262
I will have you know that these days

1155
00:58:34,264 --> 00:58:35,554
I run into fresh gangsters

1156
00:58:35,556 --> 00:58:37,836
and wannabe card sharks all the time.

1157
00:58:37,838 --> 00:58:39,578
And just about every
single one of them say

1158
00:58:39,580 --> 00:58:41,354
it's all thanks to you, Mr. GanGoe.

1159
00:58:43,183 --> 00:58:44,733
- I made a video, you know?

1160
00:58:44,735 --> 00:58:48,286
Of the invite, of everything
leading up to the pickup.

1161
00:58:48,288 --> 00:58:49,638
It'll premiere by now,

1162
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,890
which means the whole world now

1163
00:58:51,892 --> 00:58:54,172
knows about this massive tournament.

1164
00:58:54,174 --> 00:58:57,175
The real police should
be on the move by now.

1165
00:58:57,177 --> 00:58:58,587
You know what?

1166
00:58:58,589 --> 00:59:01,680
Every single one my 500,000 followers

1167
00:59:01,682 --> 00:59:04,142
will make sure you're gonna get canceled.

1168
00:59:04,144 --> 00:59:06,484
- Man, man. Alright, alright, GanGoe.

1169
00:59:06,486 --> 00:59:08,346
I've been hearing you
whine for awhile now.

1170
00:59:08,348 --> 00:59:11,103
But the fact is, you're dead
wrong about three things.

1171
00:59:11,105 --> 00:59:12,851
First of all,

1172
00:59:12,853 --> 00:59:15,313
if people really wanted
to get rid of gangsters,

1173
00:59:15,315 --> 00:59:16,791
then why don't they?

1174
00:59:16,793 --> 00:59:19,367
And it's because as much as
folks like to bitch and moan,

1175
00:59:19,369 --> 00:59:22,160
they provide a service that
people are willing to pay for.

1176
00:59:22,162 --> 00:59:23,932
And furthermore,

1177
00:59:23,934 --> 00:59:26,244
just who the fuck do you
think you are, my boy?

1178
00:59:26,246 --> 00:59:28,541
You are here talking
like the goddamn Messiah

1179
00:59:28,543 --> 00:59:30,208
when all you got backing you up

1180
00:59:30,210 --> 00:59:33,362
is a bunch of limp dick basement dwellers

1181
00:59:33,364 --> 00:59:37,055
acting like the tough shit
in the YouTube comments.

1182
00:59:37,057 --> 00:59:37,956
How many of them do you think

1183
00:59:37,958 --> 00:59:40,208
would give a fuck when you are gone?

1184
00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:41,800
- [GanGoe] Talk all you want.

1185
00:59:41,802 --> 00:59:42,634
Someone like you

1186
00:59:42,636 --> 00:59:46,064
will never get to 500,000
followers like me.

1187
00:59:46,066 --> 00:59:47,325
- Here we go again.

1188
00:59:47,327 --> 00:59:52,100
With the 500 fucking
thousand followers bit.

1189
00:59:52,102 --> 00:59:54,199
You just don't get it, do you GanGoe?

1190
00:59:54,201 --> 00:59:58,046
500,000 followers don't count for squat

1191
00:59:58,048 --> 00:59:59,818
in rock, paper, scissors.

1192
00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:00,959
Well, you just go ahead

1193
01:00:00,961 --> 01:00:03,649
and keep stroking your
ego with that number.

1194
01:00:03,651 --> 01:00:07,145
The fact is I love
people like you, GanGoe.

1195
01:00:07,147 --> 01:00:09,818
Truly, I just love watching that moment

1196
01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:13,598
when all your bullshit falls
apart and everyone sees

1197
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,681
that you are nothing more than a coward

1198
01:00:16,683 --> 01:00:20,569
self-righteously masturbating
behind your cause, baby.

1199
01:00:20,571 --> 01:00:23,566
- Even if I die, I have followers,

1200
01:00:23,568 --> 01:00:26,339
I have friends who will
carry on my legacy.

1201
01:00:27,988 --> 01:00:32,243
My death will only
accelerate the movement!

1202
01:00:32,245 --> 01:00:34,953
- Okay, I said all I need to say.

1203
01:00:34,955 --> 01:00:36,933
Let's get this over with!

1204
01:00:36,935 --> 01:00:38,130
(crowd cheering)

1205
01:00:38,132 --> 01:00:38,966
Woo!

1206
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:45,207
- Well then, who's ready
for the start of round two?

1207
01:00:45,209 --> 01:00:46,903
(crowd cheering)

1208
01:00:46,905 --> 01:00:48,907
- Sorry, one last thing.

1209
01:00:49,799 --> 01:00:51,460
I'm gonna play rock.

1210
01:00:51,462 --> 01:00:52,383
(dramatic music)

1211
01:00:52,385 --> 01:00:54,721
What you gonna play, my boy?

1212
01:00:55,965 --> 01:00:59,572
- Let the first match of round two begin!

1213
01:00:59,574 --> 01:01:02,374
(crowd cheering)

1214
01:01:02,376 --> 01:01:03,210
Rock!

1215
01:01:04,776 --> 01:01:06,524
- [Crowd] Rock!

1216
01:01:06,526 --> 01:01:07,910
(Jean-K stuttering)

1217
01:01:07,912 --> 01:01:09,311
- Paper!

1218
01:01:09,313 --> 01:01:10,742
- [Crowd] Paper!

1219
01:01:10,744 --> 01:01:11,662
- Scissors!

1220
01:01:13,498 --> 01:01:15,845
- [Crowd] Scissors!

1221
01:01:15,847 --> 01:01:18,561
- One, two, three! Allez!

1222
01:01:18,563 --> 01:01:21,315
(dramatic music)

1223
01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:30,958
(explosion rumbles)
(blood squelches)

1224
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,375
- Yee-haw!

1225
01:01:32,377 --> 01:01:35,570
Like a lean, mean guillotine
machina, motherfucker.

1226
01:01:35,572 --> 01:01:37,304
- Antonio wins!

1227
01:01:37,306 --> 01:01:40,615
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

1228
01:01:40,617 --> 01:01:43,008
I wonder how long that the world

1229
01:01:43,010 --> 01:01:45,930
will mourn the loss of Gan, of Gan?

1230
01:01:47,107 --> 01:01:51,915
I can't even remember his name! (laughs)

1231
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:55,674
- GanGoe's looking more like
a bang up now. (chuckles)

1232
01:01:55,676 --> 01:01:56,730
Adios, partner.

1233
01:01:57,838 --> 01:01:59,342
- My, my, my.

1234
01:02:00,270 --> 01:02:02,826
It seems Antonio always
puts on quite the show, eh?

1235
01:02:05,075 --> 01:02:06,099
As we continue,

1236
01:02:06,937 --> 01:02:09,487
we only have two matches left

1237
01:02:09,489 --> 01:02:13,186
and coming up, Amy versus Brian.

1238
01:02:14,294 --> 01:02:16,515
Will our bloodied and battered heroine

1239
01:02:16,517 --> 01:02:18,527
make it to the next round?

1240
01:02:18,529 --> 01:02:21,890
Or will it be Brian whose brilliant idea

1241
01:02:21,892 --> 01:02:23,692
to have the police raid us

1242
01:02:23,694 --> 01:02:26,578
turned out to be not
so brilliant after all?

1243
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:28,767
(Antonio and Jean-K laughing)

1244
01:02:28,769 --> 01:02:31,819
Maybe the real question is,

1245
01:02:31,821 --> 01:02:35,953
will either one of them be
able to stand up in time?

1246
01:02:35,955 --> 01:02:38,209
(Jean-K laughing)

1247
01:02:38,211 --> 01:02:41,138
(Antonio laughing)

1248
01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:42,809
Come on, Brian, Amy.

1249
01:02:44,294 --> 01:02:45,138
- Hey Brian.

1250
01:02:46,426 --> 01:02:49,968
Everybody's betting on
Cortez the legend to win.

1251
01:02:49,970 --> 01:02:53,659
But, um, I couldn't get good odds.

1252
01:02:53,661 --> 01:02:55,944
So I'm all in on you.

1253
01:02:55,946 --> 01:02:57,716
Everything on you, Brian.

1254
01:02:57,718 --> 01:03:01,289
Don't let me down, son. (chuckles)

1255
01:03:01,291 --> 01:03:03,121
- You son of a bitch! Shut up!

1256
01:03:03,123 --> 01:03:05,250
Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

1257
01:03:05,252 --> 01:03:06,695
- [Jean-K] Oh, good luck, Brian.

1258
01:03:06,697 --> 01:03:07,716
Good luck. (laughs)

1259
01:03:07,718 --> 01:03:08,552
- [Security Guard] No.

1260
01:03:10,088 --> 01:03:10,922
- Amy!

1261
01:03:14,719 --> 01:03:16,569
(Jean-K snaps fingers)

1262
01:03:16,571 --> 01:03:17,402
Amy!

1263
01:03:17,404 --> 01:03:18,864
- [Security Guard] Move, Brian, move.

1264
01:03:18,866 --> 01:03:21,455
You too, Amy. Come on.

1265
01:03:21,457 --> 01:03:24,460
(suspenseful music)

1266
01:03:28,468 --> 01:03:29,620
- [Jean-K] Amy, get up.

1267
01:03:31,351 --> 01:03:33,336
It's time for your last words.

1268
01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:38,384
(suspenseful music)

1269
01:03:38,386 --> 01:03:39,220
Get up.

1270
01:03:41,553 --> 01:03:42,721
I said get up!

1271
01:03:44,329 --> 01:03:45,163
Get up!

1272
01:03:46,151 --> 01:03:46,985
Get up!

1273
01:03:48,584 --> 01:03:49,415
Get up!
(hand slaps)

1274
01:03:49,417 --> 01:03:50,251
- Stop it!

1275
01:03:51,562 --> 01:03:53,867
- You want me to blow
you the fuck up too, huh?

1276
01:03:57,297 --> 01:03:58,767
- Yes.

1277
01:03:58,769 --> 01:04:00,721
- What the fuck did you just say to me?

1278
01:04:02,456 --> 01:04:05,962
(Jean-K shouts in French)

1279
01:04:05,964 --> 01:04:08,967
(suspenseful music)

1280
01:04:12,102 --> 01:04:16,159
Unfortunately I cannot.

1281
01:04:17,297 --> 01:04:18,131
- Why not?

1282
01:04:20,784 --> 01:04:22,636
I don't wanna play any more than she does.

1283
01:04:23,784 --> 01:04:26,755
- 'Cause if both players
decide not to play,

1284
01:04:26,757 --> 01:04:29,990
then Antonio wins by
default and that is not...

1285
01:04:32,523 --> 01:04:33,356
Fun.

1286
01:04:35,408 --> 01:04:36,334
- [Amy] I'm so tired.

1287
01:04:36,336 --> 01:04:38,046
- Amy, oui, oui.

1288
01:04:38,048 --> 01:04:39,910
Oh, you found the will to go on.

1289
01:04:39,912 --> 01:04:41,482
Merveilleux.

1290
01:04:41,484 --> 01:04:44,147
I would've been ashamed
to let you die like a dog.

1291
01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:49,823
- Amy, don't give up.

1292
01:04:52,462 --> 01:04:57,115
Look, I lost Sophia to these bastards

1293
01:04:57,117 --> 01:04:58,652
so I know how much it hurts.

1294
01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,348
But you have to survive.

1295
01:05:03,754 --> 01:05:04,955
You have to save Victor.

1296
01:05:07,521 --> 01:05:11,078
They, they took everything from me.

1297
01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:13,812
But you still have Victor.

1298
01:05:13,814 --> 01:05:14,965
You still have a future

1299
01:05:17,237 --> 01:05:20,208
and when you get the money,
you two can start over.

1300
01:05:20,210 --> 01:05:21,084
I know you can.

1301
01:05:22,098 --> 01:05:25,101
(suspenseful music)

1302
01:05:34,483 --> 01:05:35,317
Amy.

1303
01:05:38,649 --> 01:05:39,673
I'm gonna play rock.

1304
01:05:40,631 --> 01:05:41,464
Okay?

1305
01:05:43,514 --> 01:05:47,668
All you have to do is
play paper and you win.

1306
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:51,742
I want you to win.

1307
01:05:53,183 --> 01:05:57,420
Please just throw out paper, okay?

1308
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:02,070
- Well, this is quite a situation.

1309
01:06:02,072 --> 01:06:03,902
Perhaps not as interesting as a round,

1310
01:06:03,904 --> 01:06:06,484
but it has its charm, no?

1311
01:06:06,486 --> 01:06:11,379
Amy, you might be the only
person to win at this game,

1312
01:06:11,381 --> 01:06:12,971
if you throw out paper, that is.

1313
01:06:12,973 --> 01:06:14,172
- [Audience Member] That's bullshit.

1314
01:06:14,174 --> 01:06:15,734
What kind of match is this?

1315
01:06:15,736 --> 01:06:17,661
- I want my money back.
- Me too.

1316
01:06:19,371 --> 01:06:21,957
(crowd booing)

1317
01:06:23,784 --> 01:06:25,015
- Don't listen to them.

1318
01:06:26,275 --> 01:06:28,194
They're not even human.

1319
01:06:30,285 --> 01:06:33,544
You have to ignore them,
otherwise they get what they want.

1320
01:06:33,546 --> 01:06:35,798
Just throw out paper, okay?

1321
01:06:49,496 --> 01:06:51,650
- Oui, oui, oui.

1322
01:06:51,652 --> 01:06:53,757
Ah, Brian.

1323
01:06:55,586 --> 01:06:57,030
Merci beaucoup, Brian.

1324
01:06:58,258 --> 01:07:00,178
Fantastique.

1325
01:07:00,180 --> 01:07:03,842
Fantastique.

1326
01:07:03,844 --> 01:07:05,709
Brian, merci beaucoup.

1327
01:07:07,928 --> 01:07:10,298
Well, well, well.

1328
01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:13,692
It looks like we've managed to
get back on track after all.

1329
01:07:13,694 --> 01:07:16,369
Round two, match two.

1330
01:07:17,568 --> 01:07:22,370
Oh, we may already knows
the outcome of this match,

1331
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:23,637
but nonetheless,

1332
01:07:25,165 --> 01:07:26,366
we have a tragic heroine

1333
01:07:27,477 --> 01:07:30,839
and a tragic hero who has chosen to die.

1334
01:07:30,841 --> 01:07:34,593
So please everyone join me

1335
01:07:34,595 --> 01:07:37,991
in singing the final requiem for Brian.

1336
01:07:37,993 --> 01:07:41,496
(solemn orchestral music)

1337
01:07:43,563 --> 01:07:46,099
Rock!

1338
01:07:48,089 --> 01:07:49,816
(Jean-K stuttering)

1339
01:07:49,818 --> 01:07:50,652
Paper!

1340
01:07:54,576 --> 01:07:55,715
(Jean-K stuttering)

1341
01:07:55,717 --> 01:07:56,551
Scissors!

1342
01:08:01,463 --> 01:08:03,382
One, two, three! Allez!

1343
01:08:08,266 --> 01:08:11,389
(dramatic music)

1344
01:08:11,391 --> 01:08:14,446
- Fuck you, Victor.

1345
01:08:14,448 --> 01:08:16,575
(Jean-K speaks in French)

1346
01:08:16,577 --> 01:08:18,652
Why, why, why? You stupid fucking bitch.

1347
01:08:21,982 --> 01:08:22,816
- Amy, why?

1348
01:08:23,989 --> 01:08:25,420
(crowd booing)

1349
01:08:25,422 --> 01:08:29,608
- Alright, alright, alright.

1350
01:08:29,610 --> 01:08:31,199
Everyone who placed a bet on this round

1351
01:08:31,201 --> 01:08:33,120
gets their money back, d'accord?

1352
01:08:34,024 --> 01:08:35,133
Huh?

1353
01:08:35,135 --> 01:08:39,530
However, it would not be right

1354
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:45,709
for this petite rebellion
to go unpunished.

1355
01:08:47,387 --> 01:08:49,990
So we will make sure to
wake up Victor from his coma

1356
01:08:51,351 --> 01:08:53,203
before we send him up to be with you.

1357
01:08:54,535 --> 01:08:57,287
(dramatic music)

1358
01:09:00,947 --> 01:09:04,200
- I will never come back to this world.

1359
01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:08,274
Never.

1360
01:09:10,672 --> 01:09:12,173
- Adieu, ma belle.

1361
01:09:14,694 --> 01:09:15,528
- No!

1362
01:09:16,377 --> 01:09:19,379
(dramatic music)

1363
01:09:19,381 --> 01:09:20,215
- B?

1364
01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:21,949
B?

1365
01:09:23,705 --> 01:09:24,834
B?

1366
01:09:24,836 --> 01:09:27,589
(dramatic music)

1367
01:09:32,412 --> 01:09:35,313
- Felicitations, Brian, Brian, Brian.

1368
01:09:35,315 --> 01:09:37,415
Thank God brother, it's you.

1369
01:09:37,417 --> 01:09:40,358
Going after Amy would've felt
like bullying at this point.

1370
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:43,336
Now we got a real match on our hands.

1371
01:09:46,877 --> 01:09:48,677
- [Brian] You said everyone here was shit.

1372
01:09:48,679 --> 01:09:49,853
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

1373
01:09:52,162 --> 01:09:53,146
You were right.

1374
01:09:55,509 --> 01:09:58,846
But you're just as big a piece
of shit as the rest of 'em.

1375
01:10:02,673 --> 01:10:03,752
I'll kill you.

1376
01:10:03,754 --> 01:10:05,373
- Oh, hmm.

1377
01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:06,927
- I swear to God I'll kill you.

1378
01:10:08,127 --> 01:10:11,162
And every last one of you motherfuckers!

1379
01:10:11,164 --> 01:10:12,646
You are all guilty!

1380
01:10:14,294 --> 01:10:15,295
- That's just swell!

1381
01:10:16,426 --> 01:10:19,012
You finally got some fire in your belly.

1382
01:10:21,261 --> 01:10:23,331
- Before we do this,

1383
01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:27,000
I wanna know why did you join?

1384
01:10:28,739 --> 01:10:33,121
- Ah, well nothing else calls

1385
01:10:33,123 --> 01:10:34,598
to me the way gambling does.

1386
01:10:35,586 --> 01:10:38,351
I played until my mind went numb.

1387
01:10:39,369 --> 01:10:41,139
And before I knew it,

1388
01:10:41,141 --> 01:10:42,430
people started calling me

1389
01:10:42,432 --> 01:10:45,438
the legendary gambler
or some shit like that.

1390
01:10:46,637 --> 01:10:48,171
What the fuck I care?

1391
01:10:49,489 --> 01:10:51,469
I lost so much things.

1392
01:10:51,471 --> 01:10:52,821
Even gone homeless more times

1393
01:10:52,823 --> 01:10:54,653
than I can even fucking count

1394
01:10:54,655 --> 01:10:56,256
and I'm pretty good at counting.

1395
01:10:57,207 --> 01:10:58,346
But what do you think you do

1396
01:10:58,348 --> 01:10:59,548
when you have nothing left to bet?

1397
01:10:59,550 --> 01:11:00,423
You just give up?

1398
01:11:01,452 --> 01:11:03,050
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1399
01:11:03,964 --> 01:11:08,947
No, everyone's got always
something left to bet.

1400
01:11:08,949 --> 01:11:11,349
After all, if you bet your fingers

1401
01:11:11,351 --> 01:11:13,902
and toes one at a time,

1402
01:11:13,904 --> 01:11:15,709
that's 20 more chances to win.

1403
01:11:16,877 --> 01:11:19,247
That's how I learned to survive.

1404
01:11:19,249 --> 01:11:21,860
That's how I learned to win.

1405
01:11:21,862 --> 01:11:24,653
But I got too good at winning.

1406
01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:29,067
And winning is no fun if
there is no risk of losing.

1407
01:11:29,069 --> 01:11:30,569
I don't know, man.

1408
01:11:30,571 --> 01:11:32,010
Ah, I suppose I need,

1409
01:11:32,012 --> 01:11:33,421
I need more adrenaline than most

1410
01:11:33,423 --> 01:11:35,859
to feel just about anything these days.

1411
01:11:37,117 --> 01:11:38,346
Suppose an old cowhand

1412
01:11:38,348 --> 01:11:40,901
is about to hang up his
hat for the very last time.

1413
01:11:42,312 --> 01:11:44,893
I just got too used to betting.

1414
01:11:44,895 --> 01:11:45,949
So come on, Brian.

1415
01:11:46,907 --> 01:11:47,741
Come on!

1416
01:11:48,859 --> 01:11:50,093
Let's have some fun.

1417
01:11:52,102 --> 01:11:54,928
- Killing people makes you feel alive?

1418
01:11:55,766 --> 01:11:56,848
- Ah, sorry.

1419
01:11:56,850 --> 01:11:59,673
It's the folks up top who are
killing the people, right?

1420
01:12:01,201 --> 01:12:02,430
Holy shit.

1421
01:12:02,432 --> 01:12:04,953
I don't see any detonators
in both of my hands.

1422
01:12:04,955 --> 01:12:08,196
I said exactly the same
thing to GanGoe here earlier.

1423
01:12:08,198 --> 01:12:09,402
I never killed nobody.

1424
01:12:11,171 --> 01:12:13,722
I play this game fair and square.

1425
01:12:13,724 --> 01:12:16,154
I follow the rules to the letter.

1426
01:12:16,156 --> 01:12:18,709
There ain't no point to
cheating to win in my book.

1427
01:12:21,321 --> 01:12:24,352
But you wanna accuse the real cheaters

1428
01:12:24,354 --> 01:12:26,814
then look around you.

1429
01:12:26,816 --> 01:12:29,067
There are dozens.

1430
01:12:29,069 --> 01:12:31,409
One single of these motherfuckers

1431
01:12:31,411 --> 01:12:33,246
haven't cheated to get this rich.

1432
01:12:34,384 --> 01:12:38,496
But I just do admit, they
put on a goddamn show.

1433
01:12:38,498 --> 01:12:39,402
- Hey, mon ami.

1434
01:12:40,836 --> 01:12:44,785
That may be true, but I promise you

1435
01:12:45,796 --> 01:12:48,218
there has been no cheating
in this tournament.

1436
01:12:49,913 --> 01:12:53,015
Now then, let's get started.

1437
01:12:53,017 --> 01:12:58,022
(crowd cheering)
(crowd clapping)

1438
01:12:58,881 --> 01:13:01,634
(crowd chanting)

1439
01:13:09,089 --> 01:13:09,921
- Let's get started.

1440
01:13:09,923 --> 01:13:11,303
Are you ready?

1441
01:13:11,305 --> 01:13:14,058
(crowd chanting)

1442
01:13:18,846 --> 01:13:21,932
- Let the final match of death begin!

1443
01:13:23,235 --> 01:13:25,988
(crowd chanting)

1444
01:13:28,472 --> 01:13:31,809
(dramatic bluesy music)

1445
01:13:33,986 --> 01:13:36,739
(crowd chanting)

1446
01:13:57,030 --> 01:13:58,443
- Rock!

1447
01:13:58,445 --> 01:13:59,656
- [Crowd] Rock!

1448
01:13:59,658 --> 01:14:00,575
- Paper!

1449
01:14:00,577 --> 01:14:02,098
- [Crowd] Paper!

1450
01:14:02,100 --> 01:14:03,015
- Scissors!

1451
01:14:03,017 --> 01:14:04,486
- [Crowd] Scissors!

1452
01:14:04,488 --> 01:14:06,574
- One, two, three! Allez!

1453
01:14:08,125 --> 01:14:09,353
- Yee-haw!

1454
01:14:09,355 --> 01:14:10,730
I feel alive!

1455
01:14:10,732 --> 01:14:12,285
(crowd chanting)

1456
01:14:12,287 --> 01:14:13,121
Woo-hoo!

1457
01:14:18,422 --> 01:14:19,256
- Rock!

1458
01:14:20,698 --> 01:14:21,532
Paper!

1459
01:14:22,871 --> 01:14:23,705
Scissors!

1460
01:14:25,571 --> 01:14:27,489
One, two, three! Allez!

1461
01:14:31,594 --> 01:14:34,429
(Jean-K shouting)

1462
01:14:36,190 --> 01:14:39,861
(dramatic orchestral music)

1463
01:14:56,632 --> 01:14:59,384
(crowd clapping)

1464
01:15:01,538 --> 01:15:04,210
- Bravo, bravo, everybody.

1465
01:15:04,212 --> 01:15:05,714
Absolutely, bravo.

1466
01:15:07,016 --> 01:15:08,958
And Brian, holy cow.

1467
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:10,501
Where did that come from?

1468
01:15:10,503 --> 01:15:11,651
The power, huh?

1469
01:15:11,653 --> 01:15:12,518
Bam!

1470
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:15,813
Jean-K Paul, that was, how do you say?

1471
01:15:15,815 --> 01:15:17,294
Je ne sais quoi.

1472
01:15:17,296 --> 01:15:18,214
Magnifique.

1473
01:15:19,489 --> 01:15:22,736
Where I am from, we call
that being in the zone.

1474
01:15:25,075 --> 01:15:26,785
What's the matter, Brian?

1475
01:15:26,787 --> 01:15:27,956
You should be celebrating.

1476
01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:29,548
This guy just won a million dollars.

1477
01:15:29,550 --> 01:15:30,664
You're a millionaire.

1478
01:15:31,633 --> 01:15:32,464
- Why?

1479
01:15:32,466 --> 01:15:34,207
- Ah, why?

1480
01:15:35,710 --> 01:15:38,682
Because I want to make
the greatest show yet.

1481
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:41,882
- [Brian] Stick a GPS in me.

1482
01:15:42,822 --> 01:15:43,654
(Cavendish coughs)

1483
01:15:43,656 --> 01:15:44,489
- That's why.

1484
01:15:45,401 --> 01:15:48,395
(Cavendish laughing)

1485
01:15:48,397 --> 01:15:51,127
You should see his face!

1486
01:15:51,129 --> 01:15:52,100
You should go count your money.

1487
01:15:52,102 --> 01:15:53,463
This guy is so rich.

1488
01:15:54,353 --> 01:15:56,047
(Brian screaming)

1489
01:15:56,049 --> 01:15:57,556
Now he's a millionaire.

1490
01:15:57,558 --> 01:16:01,650
He's got so much money he
can buy his own happy ending.

1491
01:16:01,652 --> 01:16:05,510
You are welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

1492
01:16:05,512 --> 01:16:10,029
Thank you for joining us for
the seventh Janken Tournament.

1493
01:16:10,031 --> 01:16:12,026
Have a good night. Bye.

1494
01:16:12,028 --> 01:16:14,781
(dramatic music)

1495
01:16:16,017 --> 01:16:18,937
(mysterious music)

1496
01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:23,421
- We had a lot of money on the
man with the mouth, Cortez.

1497
01:16:23,423 --> 01:16:26,034
Unfortunately your man Brian
seemed to pick him at the end.

1498
01:16:26,036 --> 01:16:28,051
But we made it up on the side bets.

1499
01:16:29,260 --> 01:16:31,499
(jaunty music)

1500
01:16:31,501 --> 01:16:34,172
- Great show. Enjoyed myself.

1501
01:16:34,174 --> 01:16:37,871
And that Nicholas, my favorite player.

1502
01:16:37,873 --> 01:16:40,458
(jaunty music)

1503
01:16:41,952 --> 01:16:43,710
- Not enough women in the show.

1504
01:16:43,712 --> 01:16:46,528
- You mean female participants?

1505
01:16:46,530 --> 01:16:48,279
- Yes.

1506
01:16:48,281 --> 01:16:50,538
(jaunty music)

1507
01:16:50,540 --> 01:16:52,033
- So exciting. (muttering)

1508
01:16:52,035 --> 01:16:53,940
Oh yes, this is so good.

1509
01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:55,026
You know, this is so good.

1510
01:16:55,028 --> 01:16:56,424
This guy is just dead.

1511
01:16:56,426 --> 01:16:57,566
I see the board. Yes.

1512
01:16:57,568 --> 01:16:59,518
It's so good. Everybody come.

1513
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:00,539
Just come, come, come.

1514
01:17:00,541 --> 01:17:02,170
Everybody, just-

1515
01:17:02,172 --> 01:17:04,082
(jaunty music)

1516
01:17:04,084 --> 01:17:07,656
- My bombs were beautifully constructed.

1517
01:17:07,658 --> 01:17:09,127
I promised people getting blown to bits,

1518
01:17:09,129 --> 01:17:12,263
and that's really all that
was left of them, bits.

1519
01:17:12,265 --> 01:17:13,478
- Bits, indeed.

1520
01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:15,032
You heard it here, folks.

1521
01:17:15,977 --> 01:17:18,563
(jaunty music)

1522
01:17:59,268 --> 01:18:02,522
(bluesy country music)

1523
01:18:32,540 --> 01:18:35,793
(bluesy country music)

1524
01:19:04,210 --> 01:19:07,463
(bluesy country music)

1524
01:19:08,305 --> 01:20:08,419
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