1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:06,936 Hey! 3 00:05:07,038 --> 00:05:08,373 Are you single? 4 00:05:09,668 --> 00:05:11,573 I'm a matchmaker at Adore. 5 00:05:11,675 --> 00:05:13,771 Please give me a call if you want to meet somebody. 6 00:05:13,873 --> 00:05:16,073 We have a lot of great matches for you. 7 00:05:16,981 --> 00:05:17,981 Talk soon. 8 00:05:32,128 --> 00:05:33,096 James, hi. 9 00:05:33,198 --> 00:05:34,763 Thanks for calling me back. 10 00:05:34,865 --> 00:05:37,836 Um, I just wanted to get some feedback on your first date 11 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,237 with my client Sophie. 12 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,852 I'm actually on my way to meet her right now... 13 00:05:40,935 --> 00:05:42,867 but I had a quick chat with her this morning... 14 00:05:42,969 --> 00:05:45,439 and the headline is, she had a great time 15 00:05:45,541 --> 00:05:47,445 and would love to see you again. 16 00:05:49,541 --> 00:05:51,515 Hello? James? 17 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:55,046 Yeah, I'd like to be taken off the service. 18 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:57,915 May I ask why? 19 00:05:58,018 --> 00:05:59,635 I thought you were going to set me up 20 00:05:59,718 --> 00:06:02,625 with high-quality women. 21 00:06:02,727 --> 00:06:06,424 A fit woman in her 30s with a nice smile. 22 00:06:06,526 --> 00:06:08,859 She's 40 and fat. 23 00:06:08,961 --> 00:06:11,766 -She's 39. -39 is not 30s, that's 40. 24 00:06:11,868 --> 00:06:15,033 I would never swipe right on a woman like that. 25 00:06:16,972 --> 00:06:19,444 I'm sorry you feel that way. 26 00:06:32,157 --> 00:06:33,990 I'm so happy. 27 00:06:36,391 --> 00:06:38,222 You did it, Lucy. 28 00:06:38,324 --> 00:06:42,632 When you said that he's 47 and only makes 150K a year... 29 00:06:42,734 --> 00:06:47,098 I almost said no, but I'm really happy I trusted you. 30 00:06:48,273 --> 00:06:49,537 I know it's only been one date 31 00:06:49,639 --> 00:06:51,971 and I need to manage my expectations... 32 00:06:52,073 --> 00:06:56,041 but this is probably the best first date I've ever had! 33 00:06:56,143 --> 00:06:59,918 Uh, Sophie, so I just got off the phone with him. 34 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,316 And he loved meeting you, 35 00:07:02,418 --> 00:07:04,387 he had a great time... 36 00:07:04,489 --> 00:07:06,123 But he doesn't feel like the chemistry 37 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:08,427 is there for him at this time. 38 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:10,462 So. 39 00:07:12,394 --> 00:07:13,993 Onward and upward. 40 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:17,799 He doesn't want a second date? 41 00:07:18,969 --> 00:07:19,969 No. 42 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,238 He's balding. 43 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:26,340 How fucking dare he? 44 00:07:26,442 --> 00:07:28,046 Dating is a risk. 45 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:31,978 You took a risk. It's brave. 46 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,849 Why did you set me up with someone like that? 47 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,721 He checked a lot of our boxes... 48 00:07:39,654 --> 00:07:41,526 and you checked a lot of his. 49 00:07:42,227 --> 00:07:44,425 So, onwards and upwards. 50 00:07:44,528 --> 00:07:45,643 Let's talk about your next match. 51 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:47,429 I have an amazing guy for you. 52 00:07:47,531 --> 00:07:50,133 His name is Mark, he's a doctor, 53 00:07:50,235 --> 00:07:51,368 he's very handsome... 54 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:54,005 he has a full head of hair, he's 48. 55 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,106 That's almost 50. 56 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:57,539 He looks great for 48. 57 00:07:57,641 --> 00:08:00,506 He's very fit. He looks like he's 40. 58 00:08:00,608 --> 00:08:03,142 -How tall? -5'11". 59 00:08:03,244 --> 00:08:07,579 Is he actually 5'11" or is he actually 5'9" and is lying? 60 00:08:07,681 --> 00:08:09,551 What's a couple of inches? 61 00:08:09,653 --> 00:08:12,255 I don't want to waste my time. 62 00:08:12,357 --> 00:08:15,018 I am not asking for a miracle. 63 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,996 I'm just asking for the bare minimum. 64 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,392 I'm trying to settle. 65 00:08:20,494 --> 00:08:22,397 Sophie. 66 00:08:22,499 --> 00:08:24,569 I know how it feels right now. 67 00:08:25,401 --> 00:08:27,198 But I promise you... 68 00:08:28,938 --> 00:08:31,840 you're going to marry the love of your life. 69 00:08:32,806 --> 00:08:34,472 I don't believe you. 70 00:08:34,574 --> 00:08:35,910 That's okay. 71 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,275 I believe it. 72 00:08:57,763 --> 00:09:01,172 Girl of the hour! 73 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,736 Tonight, we're all gathered 74 00:09:02,838 --> 00:09:06,171 to celebrate the most talented Lucy. 75 00:09:06,273 --> 00:09:09,746 One hell of a matchmaker with razor-sharp instincts... 76 00:09:09,848 --> 00:09:13,880 and an eagle eye for chemistry because this weekend... 77 00:09:13,983 --> 00:09:18,582 her client Charlotte B. Is getting married! 78 00:09:20,492 --> 00:09:23,991 Charlotte B. Is marrying Peter C. 79 00:09:24,658 --> 00:09:26,529 The Prince Charming 80 00:09:26,631 --> 00:09:29,964 Lucy matched her with 20 months ago. 81 00:09:30,066 --> 00:09:33,330 How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy? 82 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:35,371 Nine. 83 00:09:35,473 --> 00:09:38,676 Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! 84 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:42,579 Lucy, do a speech! 85 00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:46,882 Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 86 00:09:54,455 --> 00:09:55,693 Okay. 87 00:09:56,822 --> 00:09:59,598 My speech is... 88 00:10:00,431 --> 00:10:01,959 that if the girl asks for 89 00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:03,731 a 6-foot-tall drink of water... 90 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:07,204 in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand 91 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,172 and a... good hairline... 92 00:10:11,605 --> 00:10:12,702 You deliver. 93 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,474 How did it go with Sophie L. today? 94 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:20,245 It took our membership team an hour to get her to renew. 95 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,346 Hopeless. 96 00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:24,815 I'm afraid there's not a single man in New York City 97 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,317 that'll date this girl. 98 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:28,891 What seems to be the issue? 99 00:10:28,993 --> 00:10:31,525 That's the thing. There is nothing wrong with her. 100 00:10:31,627 --> 00:10:34,763 She's okay attractive... 101 00:10:34,865 --> 00:10:39,701 okay money, okay educated, okay personality. 102 00:10:39,803 --> 00:10:43,037 There's just not a standout quality. 103 00:10:43,139 --> 00:10:45,410 She's not competitive in the mainstream market... 104 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,505 and there is no niche market for her. 105 00:10:47,607 --> 00:10:48,776 Exactly. 106 00:10:48,878 --> 00:10:50,260 And if there's no specialty appeal... 107 00:10:50,343 --> 00:10:52,742 then there's no place for her in any market. 108 00:10:52,844 --> 00:10:54,584 That is tough. 109 00:10:54,686 --> 00:10:57,719 And she's my favorite client right now. 110 00:10:57,821 --> 00:10:59,783 I mean, she's entitled like everyone, 111 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:02,020 but she's sweet... 112 00:11:02,122 --> 00:11:06,625 and she's realistic, she's not crazy. 113 00:11:06,727 --> 00:11:08,425 She's a nice girl. 114 00:11:10,195 --> 00:11:11,830 There's got to be a guy out there 115 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:14,138 who just wants a nice girl. 116 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,872 What about Mark P.? 117 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:17,607 He's okay. 118 00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:19,807 I pitched him to her already. 119 00:11:19,909 --> 00:11:22,645 She's afraid he's not actually 5'11". 120 00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:23,961 And I'm like, can we please not worry 121 00:11:24,044 --> 00:11:25,194 about a couple inches right now? 122 00:11:25,277 --> 00:11:27,182 Because you're about to die alone. 123 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,249 You know there's a surgery for that. 124 00:11:31,487 --> 00:11:33,157 For dying alone? 125 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:34,990 For getting taller. 126 00:11:35,624 --> 00:11:37,724 Up to six inches. 127 00:11:37,826 --> 00:11:40,025 You break your legs, and... 128 00:11:40,127 --> 00:11:43,828 extend it, let the bone heal itself. 129 00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:46,203 That's a game changer. 130 00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,333 It costs like 200K. 131 00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:52,469 Six inches can double a man's value in the market. 132 00:11:53,742 --> 00:11:54,974 If you can afford it, 133 00:11:55,076 --> 00:11:57,045 it's definitely worth the investment. 134 00:11:57,679 --> 00:11:58,979 What's the saying? 135 00:11:59,082 --> 00:12:02,548 "You're not ugly, you just don't have money." 136 00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:03,616 Right. 137 00:12:06,254 --> 00:12:08,287 Do you have a dress picked out for the wedding? 138 00:12:09,226 --> 00:12:10,226 Yes. 139 00:12:10,857 --> 00:12:12,623 Are you going alone? 140 00:12:12,725 --> 00:12:13,827 Mm-hmm. 141 00:12:13,929 --> 00:12:16,498 The Eternal Bachelorette. 142 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,262 A voluntary celibate. 143 00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:20,238 Do you want me to set you up with someone? 144 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,005 No, I'm gonna die alone. 145 00:12:23,739 --> 00:12:25,604 Or get a rich husband. 146 00:12:25,706 --> 00:12:27,343 Same thing. 147 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,093 Hi, Charles. 148 00:12:46,025 --> 00:12:47,792 Good to see you. 149 00:12:47,894 --> 00:12:49,160 You look beautiful. 150 00:12:49,262 --> 00:12:52,166 Oh, my God, look how big they are. 151 00:12:52,665 --> 00:12:53,871 Mom. 152 00:12:54,372 --> 00:12:55,873 Congratulations. 153 00:13:02,479 --> 00:13:03,848 Nice to see you. 154 00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:07,214 You look beautiful. 155 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,019 Nice to see you again. 156 00:13:10,784 --> 00:13:13,119 Hi, Henry. Hi. 157 00:13:13,221 --> 00:13:15,220 I have been saying to everyone 158 00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:17,462 that Peter and Char are my couple goals... 159 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,804 and I need to find my own Peter 160 00:13:18,893 --> 00:13:20,324 and you're responsible? 161 00:13:20,427 --> 00:13:23,466 Well, I'm how Charlotte and Peter met, okay? 162 00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:24,767 But it's up to the client 163 00:13:24,869 --> 00:13:26,015 to build a strong enough relationship... 164 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,437 that leads to marriage. 165 00:13:27,539 --> 00:13:28,771 But how did you know that 166 00:13:28,873 --> 00:13:30,567 Peter would be the perfect guy for Char? 167 00:13:30,669 --> 00:13:33,305 Well, she can't tell, it's her industry secret. 168 00:13:33,407 --> 00:13:36,339 There are no industry secrets. 169 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,616 We can always meet our life partner 170 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,212 out in the wild or swiping on apps. 171 00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:44,355 But the happy ending to a first date... 172 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,986 is not the second date. 173 00:13:46,088 --> 00:13:48,689 It's changing each other's diapers 174 00:13:48,791 --> 00:13:51,322 and burying each other. 175 00:13:51,424 --> 00:13:53,561 You're looking for a nursing home partner 176 00:13:53,663 --> 00:13:55,064 and a grave buddy. 177 00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:59,196 Who our partner is... 178 00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:01,799 it determines our whole life... 179 00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,904 and how we live. 180 00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:07,274 Not for one, two, ten years, but... 181 00:14:08,676 --> 00:14:10,348 forever. 182 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,514 Oh, my God. 183 00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:14,747 I need you so badly. 184 00:14:14,849 --> 00:14:15,881 Yeah, I'm desperate. 185 00:14:15,983 --> 00:14:17,352 Can I give you my card? 186 00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:18,890 Of course. 187 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,536 I'm going through a divorce, but once it's over... 188 00:14:20,619 --> 00:14:22,855 I would really, really like to give you a call. 189 00:14:22,957 --> 00:14:24,053 I'm so sorry to hear that. 190 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,557 Lucy. She needs you. 191 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,297 Excuse me. 192 00:14:54,453 --> 00:14:56,895 I just need five minutes alone with her. 193 00:15:15,176 --> 00:15:17,608 -Hi, Charlotte. -Hey, Lucy. 194 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,919 How're you holding up? 195 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,284 Not good. 196 00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:25,950 What's going on? 197 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:30,489 What's going on... 198 00:15:31,796 --> 00:15:35,028 is that I am a modern woman. 199 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:37,100 Like, I could've been anything. 200 00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:39,096 Anything. 201 00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:42,237 But I chose to become... 202 00:15:43,474 --> 00:15:45,042 a bride. 203 00:15:46,643 --> 00:15:48,243 I chose this. 204 00:15:50,146 --> 00:15:51,813 It's not like I'm getting married 205 00:15:51,915 --> 00:15:53,212 because I need to forge a... 206 00:15:53,314 --> 00:15:56,448 relationship between two kingdoms. 207 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:59,955 It's not like my family needs a cow. 208 00:16:00,057 --> 00:16:03,258 I chose this. I chose to marry a man. 209 00:16:03,825 --> 00:16:04,760 Charlotte. 210 00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:07,196 Marriage is a business deal. 211 00:16:08,128 --> 00:16:09,933 And it always has been 212 00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,564 since the very first time two people did it. 213 00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:18,073 You can always walk away if the deal isn't good. 214 00:16:18,176 --> 00:16:20,339 And as the person who introduced you to Peter, 215 00:16:20,441 --> 00:16:23,113 I will walk right out of here with you. 216 00:16:24,645 --> 00:16:27,548 Do you not want to get married today? 217 00:16:27,651 --> 00:16:29,620 I have to. 218 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,054 -Why? -Bec... 219 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:36,553 My parents spent so much money on this wedding. 220 00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,241 We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars... 221 00:16:38,324 --> 00:16:39,375 on this wedding just so that 222 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:42,632 I could feel like a fucking woman. 223 00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:43,967 Why do you really, 224 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:47,196 in the darkest, ugliest part of yourself, 225 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,000 want to marry Peter? 226 00:16:50,169 --> 00:16:52,543 And I promise you... 227 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,406 I have heard every reason 228 00:16:54,509 --> 00:16:57,378 why a person wants to get married to someone. 229 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:02,887 And none of them are shocking or wrong or crazy to me. 230 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,485 It will be a secret between you and me. 231 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,120 You promise it'll be a secret? 232 00:17:11,222 --> 00:17:12,426 I promise. 233 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:17,327 You cannot tell anyone. 234 00:17:17,429 --> 00:17:21,138 Not a soul. It is so awful. 235 00:17:23,469 --> 00:17:25,703 I will take it to my grave. 236 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:45,393 He makes my sister jealous. 237 00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:49,262 She's never said that, but I know it's true. 238 00:17:49,364 --> 00:17:51,227 She thinks he's better than her husband. 239 00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:53,069 She thinks he's... 240 00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:56,404 got a better job, that he's better-looking. 241 00:17:58,037 --> 00:17:59,242 Taller. 242 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,245 And... 243 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,085 that makes me feel... 244 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,254 ...like I've won. 245 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:20,230 So this is about value. 246 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,467 Peter makes you feel valuable. 247 00:18:32,204 --> 00:18:33,771 Yeah, he does. 248 00:18:34,977 --> 00:18:36,477 He really does. 249 00:18:38,314 --> 00:18:40,448 Does that make you want to marry him? 250 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:30,498 Hey. 251 00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:32,667 I'm Harry. 252 00:19:32,769 --> 00:19:33,769 Lucy. 253 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,240 You're the matchmaker. 254 00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:39,109 You're the brother. 255 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,504 What are you doing at the singles table? 256 00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:44,847 My mother wants me to marry. 257 00:19:44,949 --> 00:19:46,344 I can help you with that. 258 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,415 I saw you recruiting earlier. 259 00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:51,354 A wedding like this must be a gold mine. 260 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:54,286 There's a lot of opportunity here for our company. 261 00:19:54,388 --> 00:19:55,686 Your sales pitch is perfect 262 00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:57,954 because you make it feel like it's their idea. 263 00:19:58,056 --> 00:19:59,848 It's not like you're telling people they need you, 264 00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:01,863 nobody wants to hear that. 265 00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:03,099 If they need you, 266 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,796 then something is wrong with them. 267 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,236 Instead... 268 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,885 "You could do this on your own" 269 00:20:08,968 --> 00:20:11,704 "but if you're lucky enough to be able to afford me," 270 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,575 "why not?" 271 00:20:16,343 --> 00:20:17,907 You're a luxury good. 272 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,811 Then they really do feel like they need you... 273 00:20:19,913 --> 00:20:22,987 just like they need every other luxury in their lives. 274 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,714 Once you get your first $400 haircut, 275 00:20:24,816 --> 00:20:27,390 you can't go back to Supercuts, can you? 276 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:29,486 It's easy. 277 00:20:29,588 --> 00:20:31,691 No. You're just really good. 278 00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:36,267 What's it like? 279 00:20:37,231 --> 00:20:38,163 What's what like? 280 00:20:38,265 --> 00:20:39,798 Being a matchmaker. 281 00:20:41,568 --> 00:20:44,005 It's like working at the morgue, 282 00:20:44,107 --> 00:20:45,639 or an insurance company. 283 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,247 In what way? 284 00:20:51,148 --> 00:20:55,147 6'2 ", 5'6". Skinny, fit, fat. 285 00:20:55,249 --> 00:20:56,614 White, Black, Asian. 286 00:20:56,716 --> 00:20:58,615 Doctor, lawyer, banker. 287 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:01,758 100 grand, 200 grand, 300 grand. 288 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,027 Smoker, non-smoker. 289 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:06,257 But you must know a lot about love. 290 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:07,760 I know about dating. 291 00:21:08,428 --> 00:21:09,894 What's the difference? 292 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,135 Dating takes a lot of effort. 293 00:21:15,237 --> 00:21:17,203 A lot of trial and error. 294 00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:19,937 A ton of risk and pain. 295 00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:24,414 Love is easy. 296 00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:27,043 Is it? 297 00:21:27,145 --> 00:21:30,046 I find it to be the most difficult thing in the world. 298 00:21:31,222 --> 00:21:33,654 That's because we can't help it. 299 00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:37,724 It just walks into our lives sometimes. 300 00:21:39,459 --> 00:21:41,261 Are you hitting on me? 301 00:21:41,363 --> 00:21:43,297 Definitely not. 302 00:21:43,399 --> 00:21:45,135 But I do think that you would be 303 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,699 a great match for a lot of our clients. 304 00:21:47,801 --> 00:21:50,606 We need more straight men in New York City. 305 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,339 You look about six feet tall. How much money do you make? 306 00:21:53,441 --> 00:21:55,310 Just straight up like that? 307 00:21:55,412 --> 00:21:59,446 I make 80 grand a year before taxes. 308 00:21:59,548 --> 00:22:01,552 Do you make more or less than that? 309 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,654 More. 310 00:22:04,316 --> 00:22:05,987 I know. 311 00:22:06,089 --> 00:22:07,457 Finance, right? 312 00:22:10,027 --> 00:22:11,527 Private equity. 313 00:22:13,195 --> 00:22:14,327 Do you want a drink? 314 00:22:14,429 --> 00:22:16,694 -Sure. -What do you want? 315 00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:18,732 Coke and beer. 316 00:22:25,074 --> 00:22:26,102 Hey, buddy. 317 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,412 Hi, John. 318 00:22:38,018 --> 00:22:42,318 Working now, obviously, but talk after dinner service? 319 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:43,594 Yeah. 320 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:44,696 Okay. 321 00:22:47,829 --> 00:22:50,665 Love is the last religion... 322 00:22:50,767 --> 00:22:56,603 the last country, the last surviving ideology. 323 00:22:56,706 --> 00:23:00,444 So what else really is there to believe in? 324 00:23:02,475 --> 00:23:04,841 When you get lost... 325 00:23:04,943 --> 00:23:07,913 and I know you'll be lost at times... 326 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:09,948 it's life. 327 00:23:11,649 --> 00:23:13,457 When you're lost... 328 00:23:14,158 --> 00:23:16,086 the answer is simple. 329 00:23:17,227 --> 00:23:19,661 Just go where love is. 330 00:23:21,396 --> 00:23:23,995 Just go where love is. 331 00:23:31,802 --> 00:23:33,807 ♪ Touching hands ♪ 332 00:23:35,574 --> 00:23:37,910 ♪ Reaching out ♪ 333 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:45,423 ♪ Touching me, touching you ♪ 334 00:23:46,421 --> 00:23:49,190 ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ 335 00:23:49,292 --> 00:23:50,789 ♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪ 336 00:23:50,891 --> 00:23:54,263 ♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪ 337 00:23:54,365 --> 00:23:57,633 ♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪ 338 00:24:11,981 --> 00:24:12,913 Hi. 339 00:24:13,015 --> 00:24:14,045 Hey. 340 00:24:38,136 --> 00:24:40,742 So, what made them perfect for each other? 341 00:24:42,678 --> 00:24:45,241 Similar economic background. 342 00:24:46,315 --> 00:24:48,252 Politically aligned. 343 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:51,115 Well-matched in their attractiveness. 344 00:24:52,651 --> 00:24:54,419 Similar upbringing. 345 00:24:54,521 --> 00:24:55,985 Similar upbringing? 346 00:24:56,087 --> 00:24:58,454 They both come from big happy families. 347 00:24:59,758 --> 00:25:01,829 "Big happy families." 348 00:25:02,262 --> 00:25:03,262 Yes. 349 00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:05,932 I'll believe it when I see it. 350 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,803 The perception of a "big happy family"... 351 00:25:09,905 --> 00:25:13,104 is all you need to have a "big happy family." 352 00:25:14,677 --> 00:25:16,910 That's all it takes to be soulmates? 353 00:25:18,313 --> 00:25:19,649 Basically. 354 00:25:23,251 --> 00:25:24,647 Poor... 355 00:25:24,749 --> 00:25:26,524 voted for Bernie... 356 00:25:27,091 --> 00:25:28,559 shitty family. 357 00:25:29,391 --> 00:25:30,891 Are we soulmates? 358 00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:33,293 Probably. 359 00:25:43,768 --> 00:25:45,738 How's acting going? 360 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,040 How does it look like it's going? 361 00:25:49,343 --> 00:25:50,677 Sorry. 362 00:25:50,779 --> 00:25:53,814 No, don't be, I'm just being a dick. 363 00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:57,420 I'm giving you a hard time because I'm embarrassed. 364 00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:58,941 What are you embarrassed about? 365 00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:00,591 Having a job? 366 00:26:02,555 --> 00:26:03,990 I'm in a play. 367 00:26:04,756 --> 00:26:07,097 -Yeah? -Yeah. 368 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:08,963 It's not for a while. 369 00:26:09,065 --> 00:26:11,431 I'm just doing jobs like this to try and save some cash... 370 00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:13,230 before rehearsal starts. 371 00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:28,179 Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight. 372 00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:34,724 I missed you. 373 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,657 Yeah. 374 00:26:37,759 --> 00:26:40,158 You don't even remember my face. 375 00:26:55,476 --> 00:26:57,246 Got it. 376 00:26:57,348 --> 00:26:59,111 Your turn. 377 00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:12,663 You seeing anyone? 378 00:27:16,864 --> 00:27:19,131 You saw me at the singles table. 379 00:27:44,658 --> 00:27:46,125 I missed you too. 380 00:27:58,173 --> 00:28:01,943 Can I give you a ride home after I'm done finishing up? 381 00:28:02,643 --> 00:28:04,044 I have my car here. 382 00:28:06,381 --> 00:28:07,876 Yeah. 383 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:09,786 We should catch up. 384 00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:42,445 Mommy, mommy. 385 00:28:46,622 --> 00:28:48,322 Giving me your number? 386 00:28:48,424 --> 00:28:49,754 Recruitment. 387 00:28:49,856 --> 00:28:50,988 Worked for your brother, 388 00:28:51,090 --> 00:28:52,961 so I think it will work for you. 389 00:28:54,765 --> 00:28:56,899 I'll call you if you dance with me. 390 00:29:08,743 --> 00:29:10,143 I'm going to call you. 391 00:29:10,843 --> 00:29:12,376 But not to hire you. 392 00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:17,251 I'm probably not someone you want to date. 393 00:29:17,353 --> 00:29:18,447 Why not? 394 00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:22,056 Because the next person I date, I'm gonna marry. 395 00:29:23,791 --> 00:29:24,857 So what kind of a person 396 00:29:24,959 --> 00:29:27,796 does a matchmaker want to marry? 397 00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:32,395 Well, my non-negotiables are that they're rich. 398 00:29:32,497 --> 00:29:37,371 My nice-to-have is that they're mind-numbingly... 399 00:29:37,473 --> 00:29:39,271 absurdly... 400 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,537 achingly... 401 00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:43,242 rich. 402 00:29:45,343 --> 00:29:47,911 Are you hitting on me? 403 00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:10,201 We have the penthouse at the Ritz 404 00:30:10,303 --> 00:30:12,304 for the after-party, if you want to come. 405 00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:15,238 Maybe next time. 406 00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:17,848 Can my driver drop you somewhere? 407 00:30:18,481 --> 00:30:19,916 I have a ride. 408 00:30:32,727 --> 00:30:33,930 Remember this one? 409 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,200 Yep. 410 00:30:44,874 --> 00:30:46,802 You still live in the same place? 411 00:30:46,905 --> 00:30:47,871 Yep. 412 00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:49,642 Rent's still $850. 413 00:30:49,744 --> 00:30:51,611 No fucking way. 414 00:30:51,713 --> 00:30:53,180 It's falling apart. 415 00:30:53,848 --> 00:30:55,446 I never get hot water. 416 00:30:56,984 --> 00:30:58,955 How are your roommates? 417 00:31:00,187 --> 00:31:02,185 David moved in with his fiancee... 418 00:31:02,287 --> 00:31:04,657 and I think Logan is developing 419 00:31:04,759 --> 00:31:06,022 a drinking problem. 420 00:31:06,124 --> 00:31:07,625 David is engaged? 421 00:31:07,727 --> 00:31:08,926 Yeah. 422 00:31:09,028 --> 00:31:10,594 To the TikTok girl? 423 00:31:10,696 --> 00:31:11,830 Yep. 424 00:31:11,932 --> 00:31:14,267 She does OnlyFans now too. 425 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,734 Good for him. 426 00:31:16,836 --> 00:31:18,338 Is it? 427 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,038 "He's a 5'7" depressed novelist who's never been published. 428 00:31:22,140 --> 00:31:23,639 He couldn't do better. 429 00:31:29,752 --> 00:31:31,284 It's that simple, huh? 430 00:31:32,886 --> 00:31:34,353 It's just math. 431 00:31:38,993 --> 00:31:40,458 What are you thinking about? 432 00:31:42,126 --> 00:31:44,297 It smells the same. 433 00:31:45,129 --> 00:31:46,530 What, my car? 434 00:31:48,504 --> 00:31:49,504 Mm-hmm. 435 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,437 -Look, there! -I'm not going to pay $25 436 00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:57,439 to park this piece of shit for an hour. 437 00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,046 That's the cheapest we'll ever get. 438 00:31:59,148 --> 00:32:00,695 We'll find street parking on the next block. 439 00:32:00,778 --> 00:32:02,781 John, it's been 20 minutes. I'll just pay for it. 440 00:32:02,883 --> 00:32:04,217 You're not paying. 441 00:32:04,319 --> 00:32:05,738 -We're going to have to... -These fucking people... 442 00:32:05,821 --> 00:32:06,987 forfeit the reservation 443 00:32:07,089 --> 00:32:08,452 if we're more than 15 minutes late 444 00:32:08,554 --> 00:32:09,774 and then they charge us a cancellation fee of 445 00:32:09,857 --> 00:32:10,890 $25 per person. 446 00:32:10,992 --> 00:32:12,254 Wait, are you fucking serious? 447 00:32:12,356 --> 00:32:13,664 I told you this like 10 times. 448 00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:15,014 That's extortion. Why would you make 449 00:32:15,097 --> 00:32:16,279 a reservation at such a criminal place? 450 00:32:16,362 --> 00:32:17,419 We agreed to go to nice restaurants 451 00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:19,069 on our anniversary. 452 00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:20,649 Oh, there's no "nice" places in New York City that won't... 453 00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:22,283 charge you 50 bucks if you're a couple minutes late? 454 00:32:22,366 --> 00:32:23,873 Why did we even bring the car? 455 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:26,074 Yes, it's my fault, my rehearsal ran long. 456 00:32:26,176 --> 00:32:27,523 -You made your point. -We could've called a car. 457 00:32:27,606 --> 00:32:29,780 So we could spend $50 to get into the city... 458 00:32:29,882 --> 00:32:31,363 and then another $200 at the restaurant? 459 00:32:31,446 --> 00:32:34,010 Why do you have a car if you can't pay for it, John? 460 00:32:34,112 --> 00:32:35,512 Look, right there. 461 00:32:35,614 --> 00:32:38,182 $20 for 40 minutes? What the fuck is this math? 462 00:32:38,284 --> 00:32:39,888 I don't want to fight about money 463 00:32:39,990 --> 00:32:41,789 with my boyfriend on our anniversary. 464 00:32:41,892 --> 00:32:43,039 It makes me feel like my parents. 465 00:32:43,122 --> 00:32:44,453 I'm sorry, okay? 466 00:32:44,555 --> 00:32:46,627 We'll park at the next garage we see. 467 00:32:46,729 --> 00:32:47,729 What are you doing? 468 00:32:47,827 --> 00:32:49,126 Lucy. 469 00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:50,429 Where the fuck are you going? 470 00:32:51,529 --> 00:32:53,836 Hey, I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. 471 00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:58,006 I don't have any money, and I forgot. 472 00:32:58,108 --> 00:33:00,943 What? What did you forget? That you love me? 473 00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:03,143 Will you please get back in the car? Please? 474 00:33:03,246 --> 00:33:05,641 I don't want to hate you because you're poor... 475 00:33:05,743 --> 00:33:08,643 but right now I do, and it makes me hate myself. 476 00:33:08,746 --> 00:33:12,286 Do you know how hard it is to make you happy? 477 00:33:12,388 --> 00:33:15,618 And I want you to be happy. I'm trying. I really am. 478 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,088 I know. And it's almost enough to make me happy. 479 00:33:20,726 --> 00:33:24,801 I wish that I didn't care if we ate from a halal cart... 480 00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:27,665 on our five-year anniversary, but I do. 481 00:33:27,767 --> 00:33:32,409 And however much you hate me, I promise, I hate myself more. 482 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:33,474 I don't hate you. 483 00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:34,576 You do. 484 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:38,081 And it's not because we're not in love. 485 00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:41,018 It's because we're broke. 486 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,582 You want to come up? 487 00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:24,559 Yes. 488 00:34:27,026 --> 00:34:28,230 But I shouldn't. 489 00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:34,764 Thanks for the ride. 490 00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:38,542 Anytime. 491 00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:45,610 Invite me to your play. 492 00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:47,451 I will. 493 00:35:04,968 --> 00:35:06,199 I'm just giving you feedback 494 00:35:06,301 --> 00:35:07,616 so you can improve your performance... 495 00:35:07,699 --> 00:35:09,337 and I can start getting better matches. 496 00:35:09,439 --> 00:35:11,405 I want to meet someone who is a combination of all 497 00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:14,206 the different awesome parts of the last four matches. 498 00:35:14,308 --> 00:35:16,911 Sophie's job and education level, 499 00:35:17,013 --> 00:35:19,509 Emily's body and lifestyle, 500 00:35:19,611 --> 00:35:22,645 Piper's face and sense of style... 501 00:35:22,747 --> 00:35:26,956 and Jane's hobbies and taste in TV shows. 502 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:30,285 Easy, since I'm Dr. Frankenstein. 503 00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:34,790 I'm turning 48 in a few months 504 00:35:34,892 --> 00:35:37,997 and I think I need to meet someone more grown. 505 00:35:38,099 --> 00:35:39,365 Someone I can talk to, 506 00:35:39,468 --> 00:35:42,466 just a proper woman who knows good music... 507 00:35:42,568 --> 00:35:46,207 has seen old movies, things like that. 508 00:35:46,309 --> 00:35:49,110 My last couple girlfriends were 21 and 24... 509 00:35:49,212 --> 00:35:52,246 and they were honestly kind of immature. 510 00:35:52,348 --> 00:35:54,382 I can imagine it might be 511 00:35:54,484 --> 00:35:58,448 a little hard to relate to girls born in the 2000s. 512 00:35:58,550 --> 00:36:00,690 I have a really special client, 513 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,157 her name is Sophie... 514 00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:04,920 she's a highly accomplished lawyer, she's 39. 515 00:36:05,926 --> 00:36:07,494 Um... 516 00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:12,066 I wasn't really thinking 30s. 517 00:36:12,168 --> 00:36:13,315 So when you said older... 518 00:36:13,398 --> 00:36:15,535 I meant more like 27, 28. 519 00:36:16,002 --> 00:36:17,237 Ah. 520 00:36:17,339 --> 00:36:19,071 It gets really intense and complicated 521 00:36:19,173 --> 00:36:20,140 with women in their 30s. 522 00:36:20,242 --> 00:36:22,144 They have really high expectations 523 00:36:22,246 --> 00:36:24,110 and they tend to rush things because I guess, 524 00:36:24,213 --> 00:36:26,480 their biological clock's ticking. 525 00:36:27,847 --> 00:36:30,848 I have another really beautiful client, she's 31... 526 00:36:30,950 --> 00:36:31,950 Uh. 527 00:36:33,216 --> 00:36:34,689 No. 528 00:36:34,791 --> 00:36:37,524 Someone... 27. 529 00:36:38,456 --> 00:36:40,327 Even 29 is pushing it. 530 00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:42,050 Trust me... it's the best thing for everyone. 531 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,667 I genuinely get along much better 532 00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:44,861 with girls in their 20s. 533 00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:49,434 I don't care what she's like or how she lives... 534 00:36:49,536 --> 00:36:52,074 I just care that she's my type physically. 535 00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:54,135 What's your type physically? 536 00:36:54,237 --> 00:36:55,410 Fit. 537 00:36:56,044 --> 00:36:57,247 Just fit? 538 00:36:57,948 --> 00:37:00,316 Fit. Nothing over 20 BMI. 539 00:37:00,915 --> 00:37:02,285 Okay. 540 00:37:05,455 --> 00:37:08,584 Thank you for agreeing to come on a date with me. 541 00:37:08,686 --> 00:37:10,011 Well, I only said yes to this 542 00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:11,344 so you'd realize you're wrong... 543 00:37:11,427 --> 00:37:12,773 and you're not actually interested in me. 544 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,063 My instincts are usually right. 545 00:37:15,165 --> 00:37:16,347 You think that you're more right 546 00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:17,860 about this than a professional? 547 00:37:17,962 --> 00:37:21,034 Oh, sure, you're the expert, but I trust my gut. 548 00:37:21,136 --> 00:37:24,203 Okay. We'll see. 549 00:37:24,305 --> 00:37:26,243 You look really good today. 550 00:37:30,945 --> 00:37:32,180 Thanks. 551 00:37:32,282 --> 00:37:34,284 How many drinks per week? 552 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:39,350 Depends, but like, 8? 10? Work makes it hard not to. 553 00:37:39,452 --> 00:37:41,720 -Do you do drugs? -Never. 554 00:37:43,223 --> 00:37:45,022 I do pot at parties. 555 00:37:45,124 --> 00:37:46,255 Me too. 556 00:37:46,357 --> 00:37:48,298 So not never. 557 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,893 Hmm. 558 00:37:50,995 --> 00:37:53,501 What do you think is your best physical feature? 559 00:37:55,103 --> 00:37:56,471 My eyes aren't bad. 560 00:38:04,578 --> 00:38:07,512 How did you end up doing what you do? 561 00:38:07,614 --> 00:38:09,544 Both my parents work in finance... 562 00:38:09,646 --> 00:38:10,746 and so does my brother, 563 00:38:10,848 --> 00:38:12,453 so I just kind of ended up doing it. 564 00:38:12,555 --> 00:38:14,395 And we all work for the firm my mother started. 565 00:38:15,953 --> 00:38:18,890 -It's a family business. -Yeah, it's boring. 566 00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:20,162 Mm. 567 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:21,991 How did you get into doing what you do? 568 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:28,365 It was the... first and only thing 569 00:38:28,467 --> 00:38:29,768 I was really good at. 570 00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:33,160 What else do you want to know about me? 571 00:38:33,243 --> 00:38:34,537 I bet your parents never raised 572 00:38:34,639 --> 00:38:36,412 their voices at each other. 573 00:38:37,311 --> 00:38:38,510 I think almost never. 574 00:38:38,612 --> 00:38:40,515 Maybe they were secretly fighting. 575 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,947 Did they ever fight about money? 576 00:38:44,853 --> 00:38:45,853 No. 577 00:38:46,890 --> 00:38:47,890 Makes sense. 578 00:38:49,086 --> 00:38:51,757 I think we emulate the way our parents fight. 579 00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:53,627 Hmm. 580 00:38:53,729 --> 00:38:55,083 I see couples fighting in the middle of the street 581 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,696 in New York and I don't get it. 582 00:38:56,798 --> 00:38:59,435 Aren't they embarrassed to do that in front of people? 583 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:03,934 I'm the type to fight in the middle of the street. 584 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:07,206 -Yeah? -Yeah. 585 00:39:07,308 --> 00:39:08,609 Have you ever done that? 586 00:39:10,675 --> 00:39:12,841 Never. 587 00:39:12,943 --> 00:39:14,423 Do you think he will like me? 588 00:39:14,515 --> 00:39:15,944 I think you will really like him. 589 00:39:16,047 --> 00:39:18,713 -Are you sure? -Stay open-minded. 590 00:39:18,816 --> 00:39:20,988 -I'm so nervous. -All right. 591 00:39:21,090 --> 00:39:22,224 Okay, text me after 592 00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:23,607 -and I'll call you tomorrow. -Okay. 593 00:39:23,690 --> 00:39:25,222 -Okay, talk soon, Sophie. Bye. -Bye. 594 00:39:25,324 --> 00:39:26,557 -Hi. -Hi. 595 00:39:26,659 --> 00:39:28,629 Wow. Thank you. 596 00:39:29,263 --> 00:39:30,466 You're welcome. 597 00:39:32,066 --> 00:39:33,402 You okay? 598 00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:35,904 Yes. My client is going on a date right now too. 599 00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:37,106 You seem nervous. 600 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,570 I really want her to like this guy. 601 00:39:38,672 --> 00:39:40,372 She's had, like, 10 bad dates in a row 602 00:39:40,474 --> 00:39:42,044 and I just need to deliver. 603 00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:43,377 Are you feeling guilty that 604 00:39:43,479 --> 00:39:45,382 you're about to go on a good date? 605 00:39:50,419 --> 00:39:51,716 I don't know if I like you 606 00:39:51,819 --> 00:39:54,350 or if I just like the places you take me to. 607 00:39:54,452 --> 00:39:55,551 You like me? 608 00:39:55,653 --> 00:39:57,756 When did that happen? 609 00:39:57,858 --> 00:40:00,225 I think when I saw the way you pick up the bill. 610 00:40:01,629 --> 00:40:03,226 I do it really well, don't I? 611 00:40:03,328 --> 00:40:04,868 You do. 612 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:07,129 Just one swift motion. 613 00:40:08,435 --> 00:40:11,133 No hesitation. No fear. 614 00:40:11,235 --> 00:40:14,070 Well, I can afford it, so why would I be scared? 615 00:40:15,345 --> 00:40:17,246 You're investing a lot in me, huh? 616 00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:20,680 I just want our dates to be romantic. 617 00:40:20,782 --> 00:40:24,520 How expensive a meal is makes the date romantic? 618 00:40:25,153 --> 00:40:26,181 Doesn't it? 619 00:40:30,588 --> 00:40:33,463 When we first met... 620 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:36,330 you said your job makes you think like a mortician 621 00:40:36,432 --> 00:40:38,699 or an insurance claims adjuster. 622 00:40:39,433 --> 00:40:41,097 How am I as a corpse? 623 00:40:42,302 --> 00:40:43,836 A good corpse. 624 00:40:44,735 --> 00:40:46,271 How about as a payout? 625 00:40:48,145 --> 00:40:49,242 Couldn't ask for better. 626 00:40:49,344 --> 00:40:50,942 As a nursing home partner? 627 00:40:53,148 --> 00:40:54,550 A grave buddy? 628 00:41:01,257 --> 00:41:03,086 You can do better than me. 629 00:41:03,927 --> 00:41:05,525 Can I? 630 00:41:05,627 --> 00:41:07,926 You know how to do the math, don't you? 631 00:41:10,629 --> 00:41:12,928 In my line of work... 632 00:41:13,030 --> 00:41:15,399 I meet hundreds of highly desirable, 633 00:41:15,501 --> 00:41:16,902 high quality men... 634 00:41:17,004 --> 00:41:21,637 but you are what we call in my industry "a unicorn." 635 00:41:21,739 --> 00:41:24,345 An impossible fantasy. 636 00:41:24,447 --> 00:41:25,945 Your brother was a unicorn, too. 637 00:41:26,047 --> 00:41:29,184 The reason my clients cannot lower their expectations... 638 00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:31,451 is because, against all odds, 639 00:41:31,553 --> 00:41:33,850 men like you do actually exist. 640 00:41:33,952 --> 00:41:36,020 Well, I'm sure something is wrong with me. 641 00:41:38,326 --> 00:41:39,892 You're perfect. 642 00:41:41,097 --> 00:41:43,025 You're smart. 643 00:41:43,127 --> 00:41:46,664 You have ideal income, ideal education... 644 00:41:46,766 --> 00:41:49,735 ideal lifestyle, ideal height... 645 00:41:49,837 --> 00:41:52,204 you're good-looking, you have a great body, 646 00:41:52,306 --> 00:41:53,741 you're charming. 647 00:41:55,544 --> 00:41:58,607 You were born rich, raised rich, 648 00:41:58,709 --> 00:42:00,282 you're still rich. 649 00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:03,012 You own a penthouse in Tribeca. 650 00:42:03,115 --> 00:42:05,048 You can take a girl to a restaurant like this 651 00:42:05,150 --> 00:42:09,889 and it's not even like a special occasion. 652 00:42:09,991 --> 00:42:14,627 You don't have a drug habit or a call girls habit. 653 00:42:14,729 --> 00:42:16,900 You even know how to cut your hair, 654 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:18,660 and how to dress. 655 00:42:18,762 --> 00:42:20,130 You have taste. 656 00:42:21,737 --> 00:42:26,536 You are a 10 out of 10 in every category. 657 00:42:26,638 --> 00:42:28,875 A complete package. 658 00:42:28,977 --> 00:42:32,674 So I don't know why you're trying to throw it all away 659 00:42:32,776 --> 00:42:33,742 on someone like me. 660 00:42:33,844 --> 00:42:35,684 What's someone like you? 661 00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,918 Just a girl who works. 662 00:42:41,086 --> 00:42:43,822 I'm older than the women you could be dating. 663 00:42:43,924 --> 00:42:47,595 Which means my looks won't last as long. 664 00:42:47,698 --> 00:42:49,891 And I have fewer years left to get pregnant. 665 00:42:49,993 --> 00:42:52,368 If you marry a 25-year-old, 666 00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:55,605 then in 10 years she'll look like me. 667 00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:58,736 If you marry me, in 10 years I'll look like my mother. 668 00:42:58,838 --> 00:43:00,671 What does your mother look like? 669 00:43:00,773 --> 00:43:03,643 I was born poor, raised poor, 670 00:43:03,745 --> 00:43:06,680 and even though I work, I have debt. 671 00:43:06,783 --> 00:43:10,180 I'm a college dropout and a failed actress. 672 00:43:11,649 --> 00:43:13,950 I have no dowry. 673 00:43:14,052 --> 00:43:16,489 If anything, I have a negative dowry. 674 00:43:16,591 --> 00:43:18,727 Do I look like I need a dowry? 675 00:43:19,928 --> 00:43:23,425 At the end of the day, the math doesn't add up. 676 00:43:23,527 --> 00:43:27,362 Given your position in the marketplace and given mine, 677 00:43:28,305 --> 00:43:30,134 I'm not a girl you marry. 678 00:43:31,707 --> 00:43:34,407 I'm a girl that you go home with once, 679 00:43:34,509 --> 00:43:36,371 and then never call again. 680 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:40,951 So... 681 00:43:41,814 --> 00:43:44,049 what are you doing with me? 682 00:43:48,018 --> 00:43:49,525 You say you think I'm smart, 683 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,760 but you're talking to me like I'm a caveman. 684 00:43:54,797 --> 00:43:56,316 I wouldn't date you if I didn't see value. 685 00:43:56,399 --> 00:43:57,564 I'm not like my brother. 686 00:43:57,666 --> 00:43:58,882 I'm not looking for the nicest, 687 00:43:58,965 --> 00:44:01,330 prettiest rich girl who likes me back. 688 00:44:05,171 --> 00:44:07,142 I'm looking for someone who understands the game, 689 00:44:07,244 --> 00:44:08,711 how the world works. 690 00:44:10,207 --> 00:44:12,341 I'm looking for someone I respect. 691 00:44:13,315 --> 00:44:14,409 And trust. 692 00:44:16,113 --> 00:44:18,149 Someone who knows more than me. 693 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:22,741 I don't want to date you for your material assets... 694 00:44:22,824 --> 00:44:24,179 though I think you're underselling them 695 00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:26,025 by a significant margin. 696 00:44:27,562 --> 00:44:29,127 Material assets are cheap, 697 00:44:30,398 --> 00:44:31,800 they don't last. 698 00:44:33,332 --> 00:44:36,970 I want to be with you for your intangible assets. 699 00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:39,234 Those are good investments. 700 00:44:39,336 --> 00:44:41,337 They don't degrade. They only get sharper. 701 00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:45,873 And, besides, I have enough material assets 702 00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,409 for the both of us. 703 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:52,720 I see a lot of potential here. 704 00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:54,241 I think you and I could make great partners. 705 00:44:54,324 --> 00:44:55,890 I hope you agree. 706 00:45:02,599 --> 00:45:03,682 As for what I can do for you... 707 00:45:03,765 --> 00:45:04,728 I think I'm the only guy this rich 708 00:45:04,830 --> 00:45:06,395 you can actually stand. 709 00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:11,702 I don't like you because you're rich. 710 00:45:11,804 --> 00:45:13,369 Then why do you like me? 711 00:45:17,813 --> 00:45:20,310 Because you make me feel valuable. 712 00:45:27,786 --> 00:45:29,451 You are valuable. 713 00:45:31,596 --> 00:45:33,488 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 714 00:45:38,132 --> 00:45:40,495 Do you want to see each other more seriously? 715 00:47:41,356 --> 00:47:43,543 Hi, you've reached Lucy from Adore Matchmaking. 716 00:47:43,626 --> 00:47:44,758 Please leave a message 717 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:45,790 and I'll call you back. Thanks. 718 00:47:45,892 --> 00:47:48,293 Hey, it's John. 719 00:47:50,032 --> 00:47:52,228 Okay. Just give me a call when you get this. 720 00:47:52,330 --> 00:47:55,032 Just wanted to invite you to the play. 721 00:47:55,134 --> 00:47:57,940 We start previews next week, so... 722 00:47:59,937 --> 00:48:01,570 Okay. Bye. 723 00:48:14,484 --> 00:48:16,453 What's your dream vacation? 724 00:48:20,396 --> 00:48:21,898 Iceland. 725 00:48:23,596 --> 00:48:24,626 Hmm. 726 00:48:28,498 --> 00:48:31,006 Would you let me take you to Iceland? 727 00:48:33,275 --> 00:48:35,804 -I don't even have a passport. -Well, let's get you one. 728 00:48:47,617 --> 00:48:49,926 How much is this apartment? 729 00:48:50,758 --> 00:48:52,192 Twelve million. 730 00:48:58,262 --> 00:48:59,694 Do you like it? 731 00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:41,645 Oh. 732 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,509 What the fuck? 733 00:49:53,819 --> 00:49:54,752 Fuck! 734 00:49:59,862 --> 00:50:01,460 Hey, motherfucker! 735 00:50:01,562 --> 00:50:03,927 You can't leave your used condoms on the kitchen floor! 736 00:50:04,029 --> 00:50:05,162 It's unacceptable! 737 00:50:05,264 --> 00:50:06,314 I got kind of drunk last night. 738 00:50:06,397 --> 00:50:08,137 I must've missed the trash can. 739 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:09,584 Why don't you throw it out in your own fucking trash can? 740 00:50:09,667 --> 00:50:11,288 I don't want it just sitting there in the room. 741 00:50:11,371 --> 00:50:14,003 Why don't you want your own cum in the room? 742 00:50:14,105 --> 00:50:15,506 It's fucking gross. 743 00:50:15,608 --> 00:50:17,163 So we have to deal with it in the fucking kitchen? 744 00:50:17,246 --> 00:50:19,375 I know it doesn't make sense, man, I was drunk. 745 00:50:19,477 --> 00:50:21,245 Hey, can you two stop yelling? 746 00:50:21,347 --> 00:50:22,729 I'm teaching an acting class on Zoom... 747 00:50:22,812 --> 00:50:25,021 and you're making me look really unprofessional. 748 00:50:34,926 --> 00:50:37,363 Oh, fuck! 749 00:51:36,692 --> 00:51:38,059 Right. 750 00:51:38,162 --> 00:51:40,591 So he's asking for a valuation in his dreams. 751 00:51:43,633 --> 00:51:45,968 It's inflated. 752 00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:49,667 He's giving us a DCF based on pure fiction... 753 00:51:49,769 --> 00:51:54,341 on future revenue streams with blinders for expense growth. 754 00:51:57,782 --> 00:51:59,476 Yeah, he's a bad analyst... 755 00:51:59,578 --> 00:52:02,184 and he's just making shit up at this point. 756 00:52:08,953 --> 00:52:11,389 He's just saying numbers that come to his head. Listen... 757 00:52:11,492 --> 00:52:13,621 it's still a good growth story for our company... 758 00:52:13,723 --> 00:52:15,043 so we're going to have to continue 759 00:52:15,129 --> 00:52:16,495 playing ball with this guy. 760 00:52:26,308 --> 00:52:28,474 Hi, you've reached Sophie... 761 00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:49,458 Hello? 762 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,765 Hi, Mark, it's Lucy from Adore. 763 00:52:51,867 --> 00:52:53,167 Oh, hi. 764 00:52:53,269 --> 00:52:55,169 Hi. So, I just wanted to get some feedback 765 00:52:55,271 --> 00:52:57,435 on your first date with my client Sophie. 766 00:52:57,538 --> 00:52:59,371 Actually I haven't gotten a hold of her yet... 767 00:52:59,473 --> 00:53:00,788 so I don't know how it went on her end... 768 00:53:00,871 --> 00:53:03,573 but I'm excited to hear how it went for you. 769 00:53:03,675 --> 00:53:06,707 It went so well. She's wonderful. 770 00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:09,784 Like really nice face, good body, 771 00:53:09,886 --> 00:53:11,616 good job, great energy. 772 00:53:11,718 --> 00:53:15,457 Just all the things I said I wanted from a match. 773 00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:16,857 Okay. 774 00:53:16,959 --> 00:53:18,521 Okay, I love hearing this. 775 00:53:18,623 --> 00:53:20,862 Um, I'm so glad you had a good time. 776 00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:23,060 Sophie is really wonderful. 777 00:53:23,162 --> 00:53:24,461 Yeah, no. 778 00:53:24,563 --> 00:53:26,134 Like the conversation just flowed. 779 00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:29,268 Uh, we ended up staying out pretty late. 780 00:53:29,370 --> 00:53:31,768 Cool. So, do you want to see her again? 781 00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,705 Sure. 782 00:53:34,807 --> 00:53:36,628 Sure. I'm not sure how serious it's going to be... 783 00:53:36,711 --> 00:53:39,477 but I wouldn't mind seeing her again, if she's game. 784 00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:42,444 Great. Yeah, of course, one step at a time. 785 00:53:42,547 --> 00:53:45,149 All right. Thanks, Lucy. 786 00:53:45,251 --> 00:53:46,351 Great. You have a good day 787 00:53:46,453 --> 00:53:47,734 and I'll reach out this afternoon... 788 00:53:47,817 --> 00:53:49,720 after I speak with her. Thanks, Mark. 789 00:53:52,058 --> 00:53:53,262 Thanks, Mark! 790 00:53:59,563 --> 00:54:01,534 Hey, it's John. 791 00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:05,470 Okay. Just give me a call when you get this. 792 00:54:05,572 --> 00:54:07,505 Just wanted to invite you to the play. 793 00:54:07,607 --> 00:54:09,839 Hi, you've reached Sophie... 794 00:54:13,982 --> 00:54:15,415 -Hey. -Hey. 795 00:54:15,517 --> 00:54:18,748 So, uh, Rose was asking for her client Mia W. 796 00:54:18,850 --> 00:54:21,549 How it's going with Peter C.'s brother, Harry? 797 00:54:21,651 --> 00:54:22,810 Were you able to recruit him? 798 00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:24,689 Yeah. Uh, actually, um... 799 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,896 I'm dating him. 800 00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:30,460 -You're dating him? -Yep. 801 00:54:30,562 --> 00:54:33,095 -You know he's a unicorn. -Mm-hmm. 802 00:54:34,568 --> 00:54:36,334 You couldn't let him go on a couple dates 803 00:54:36,436 --> 00:54:38,101 with some of our clients first? 804 00:54:38,203 --> 00:54:39,502 He insisted. 805 00:54:39,604 --> 00:54:41,640 I'm sure he did. 806 00:54:43,578 --> 00:54:46,810 Hey, Lucy. Can I speak to you in my office? 807 00:54:52,815 --> 00:54:55,824 Have you spoken with Sophie L.? 808 00:54:55,926 --> 00:54:58,193 Uh, not yet. Just Mark P. 809 00:54:58,296 --> 00:55:02,257 I just hung up with Sophie's lawyer. 810 00:55:02,359 --> 00:55:03,563 Her lawyer? 811 00:55:04,895 --> 00:55:09,371 Apparently, she was assaulted on the date. 812 00:55:13,743 --> 00:55:14,772 What? 813 00:55:19,310 --> 00:55:20,781 By Mark P.? 814 00:55:20,883 --> 00:55:21,911 Yes. 815 00:55:23,985 --> 00:55:25,046 Last night? 816 00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:27,651 Are you serious? 817 00:55:27,754 --> 00:55:30,392 She's bringing charges to the company, not you. 818 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:32,409 I have a call with the legal team in two minutes... 819 00:55:32,492 --> 00:55:33,772 and we're going to figure it out. 820 00:55:34,492 --> 00:55:35,828 I need to speak with her. 821 00:55:35,930 --> 00:55:37,366 Lucy, no. 822 00:55:37,468 --> 00:55:40,235 -Violet, she's my client. -She's not anymore. 823 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,468 So if Sophie calls, you must not pick up. 824 00:55:42,570 --> 00:55:45,733 -I can't do nothing. -Do nothing. 825 00:55:45,835 --> 00:55:47,405 You made the best match you could 826 00:55:47,507 --> 00:55:49,408 given the information you have. 827 00:55:49,510 --> 00:55:51,173 This particular match did not work out 828 00:55:51,275 --> 00:55:55,414 but you've been doing amazing work for Sophie for months. 829 00:55:55,516 --> 00:55:58,248 The match didn't "not work out," Vi, 830 00:55:58,350 --> 00:56:00,420 she was assaulted. 831 00:56:00,522 --> 00:56:03,023 A matchmaker can't vouch for how a person is 832 00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:04,324 in an intimate setting 833 00:56:04,426 --> 00:56:06,120 since she's never been in one with them. 834 00:56:09,728 --> 00:56:12,665 Has something like this happened before? 835 00:56:14,299 --> 00:56:15,569 Of course. 836 00:56:16,533 --> 00:56:18,440 This is dating. 837 00:56:19,474 --> 00:56:20,720 This happened to one of my clients 838 00:56:20,803 --> 00:56:23,511 the third year I worked here. 839 00:56:23,613 --> 00:56:26,679 If you do this long enough, it happens to all of us. 840 00:56:28,380 --> 00:56:30,149 It's a known risk. 841 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:44,758 Hi, you. 842 00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:45,860 Hi. 843 00:57:47,459 --> 00:57:48,761 Sorry I'm late. 844 00:57:50,296 --> 00:57:51,533 No worries. 845 00:57:52,465 --> 00:57:53,629 Am I dressed nice enough? 846 00:57:53,731 --> 00:57:55,999 You might be dressed too nice. 847 00:57:59,540 --> 00:58:01,339 My mother and father made love. 848 00:58:01,441 --> 00:58:03,576 I was born. I grew up. 849 00:58:03,678 --> 00:58:06,577 I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date. 850 00:58:06,679 --> 00:58:08,280 A waiter walks up to me and asks, 851 00:58:08,382 --> 00:58:09,548 "What can I do for you?" 852 00:58:09,650 --> 00:58:11,170 "I don't know. What can you do for me?" 853 00:58:11,253 --> 00:58:12,781 I order a glass of water. 854 00:58:12,883 --> 00:58:14,517 My mother and father made love. 855 00:58:14,619 --> 00:58:16,589 I was born. I grew up. 856 00:58:16,691 --> 00:58:19,260 I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date. 857 00:58:19,362 --> 00:58:21,193 The waiter is touching my back. 858 00:58:22,431 --> 00:58:24,560 I went to school. I read books. 859 00:58:24,662 --> 00:58:26,026 I wrote book reports. 860 00:58:26,128 --> 00:58:28,864 I went to more school. I wrote essays. 861 00:58:28,966 --> 00:58:30,566 Well, it's certainly different. 862 00:58:30,668 --> 00:58:32,034 I mean, it's, it's, uh... 863 00:58:32,136 --> 00:58:34,840 It's been a good experience. I feel really lucky. 864 00:58:36,743 --> 00:58:37,958 Listen, it was great to meet you guys. 865 00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:39,614 -Thanks for coming. -Of course. 866 00:58:45,419 --> 00:58:47,055 -Hey, buddy. -Hey. 867 00:58:47,157 --> 00:58:49,253 -That was great. -Was it? 868 00:58:49,355 --> 00:58:50,851 Yes, I loved it. 869 00:58:50,953 --> 00:58:52,493 This is my boyfriend, Harry. 870 00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:54,561 Hey, nice to meet you. Thanks for coming. 871 00:58:54,663 --> 00:58:57,260 Congratulations. That was really interesting. 872 00:58:57,362 --> 00:58:58,664 Thanks. 873 00:58:58,767 --> 00:59:01,130 I can't believe you remembered all those lines. 874 00:59:02,304 --> 00:59:04,639 Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts. 875 00:59:07,608 --> 00:59:08,623 Well, listen, we're going around 876 00:59:08,706 --> 00:59:09,723 the corner to get a drink. 877 00:59:09,806 --> 00:59:11,107 You guys want to come? 878 00:59:12,412 --> 00:59:14,279 -Yes. -Great. 879 00:59:14,381 --> 00:59:15,878 -Okay. -Yeah. 880 00:59:15,980 --> 00:59:17,545 So, what did you really think? 881 00:59:17,647 --> 00:59:19,716 I liked it. 882 00:59:19,818 --> 00:59:21,852 Some of it didn't make sense... 883 00:59:21,955 --> 00:59:25,220 but I loved watching you act, you know that. 884 00:59:26,261 --> 00:59:27,963 Do you ever miss it? 885 00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:29,328 Acting? No. 886 00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:30,830 Not even a little bit? 887 00:59:32,268 --> 00:59:34,434 I'm not like you. 888 00:59:34,536 --> 00:59:36,668 I was never going to be an actor. 889 00:59:36,770 --> 00:59:40,939 I didn't know how to stand or... speak. 890 00:59:43,808 --> 00:59:45,845 You were always good though. 891 00:59:46,942 --> 00:59:48,716 You're even better now. 892 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,081 I'm really proud of you, John. 893 01:00:00,561 --> 01:00:02,059 You met him at the wedding? 894 01:00:02,725 --> 01:00:04,198 Yeah. 895 01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:06,096 He's the groom's brother. 896 01:00:08,505 --> 01:00:10,265 You're not gonna marry him, are you? 897 01:00:10,666 --> 01:00:12,338 Why not? 898 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,238 Because he's good-looking. 899 01:00:14,340 --> 01:00:15,611 And rich. 900 01:00:16,410 --> 01:00:17,972 Has a real job. 901 01:00:18,074 --> 01:00:20,176 Probably doesn't have roommates. 902 01:00:21,779 --> 01:00:23,178 Probably doesn't get angry 903 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,951 at stupid shit all the time that doesn't matter. 904 01:00:27,216 --> 01:00:29,658 Can we talk about something else? 905 01:00:33,997 --> 01:00:35,125 You okay? 906 01:00:40,434 --> 01:00:42,162 Why do you ask? 907 01:00:42,264 --> 01:00:45,806 Just... you don't seem like you're okay. 908 01:00:47,473 --> 01:00:48,743 Is it him? 909 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,210 Is it work? 910 01:00:57,051 --> 01:01:00,084 I just don't think I'm very good at my job anymore. 911 01:01:03,855 --> 01:01:06,426 I'm sure it's gonna be fine. 912 01:01:06,528 --> 01:01:09,597 You're so hard on yourself. 913 01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:13,600 You're not a drone pilot or a gun lobbyist. 914 01:01:13,702 --> 01:01:16,636 You don't work at Shell or McKinsey. 915 01:01:16,738 --> 01:01:19,708 It's just dating. It's not that serious. 916 01:01:22,474 --> 01:01:23,679 Right. 917 01:01:25,546 --> 01:01:27,942 Dating is not serious. 918 01:01:28,044 --> 01:01:30,345 It's just girl shit, right? 919 01:01:31,420 --> 01:01:33,313 That's not what I meant. 920 01:01:33,415 --> 01:01:36,054 You always know exactly what to say to me. 921 01:01:38,954 --> 01:01:40,154 Ready to go? 922 01:01:40,256 --> 01:01:42,727 Yep. I'm gonna wait for you outside. 923 01:01:42,829 --> 01:01:44,663 Uh, I'll get the drinks. 924 01:01:44,765 --> 01:01:46,900 Thank you, Harry. 925 01:01:49,799 --> 01:01:51,003 Thank you. 926 01:02:21,735 --> 01:02:23,033 I don't want to date a liberal 927 01:02:23,136 --> 01:02:25,804 and they have to go to church every Sunday. 928 01:02:25,906 --> 01:02:28,110 I don't want someone who likes cats. 929 01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:30,072 I'm a dog person. 930 01:02:30,174 --> 01:02:33,081 Is a moderate democrat okay? 931 01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:34,309 Only republican. 932 01:02:34,411 --> 01:02:36,716 I want someone who identifies as a conservative. 933 01:02:36,818 --> 01:02:39,183 Audrey, I don't know 934 01:02:39,285 --> 01:02:42,324 if there's a cat-hating, Christian conservative lesbian 935 01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:43,688 in most parts of New York... 936 01:02:43,790 --> 01:02:45,592 who wants to date a closeted 937 01:02:45,694 --> 01:02:48,563 49-year-old with three children. 938 01:02:48,665 --> 01:02:50,431 Would you be willing to date someone 939 01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:53,798 from Long Island or New Jersey? 940 01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,665 I want to prioritize dating a man 941 01:02:55,767 --> 01:02:57,499 who's white at first 942 01:02:57,601 --> 01:03:01,608 but then if we have no luck, we can move on to other races. 943 01:03:01,710 --> 01:03:04,075 So "whites only," at first? 944 01:03:04,177 --> 01:03:07,942 I mean, technically, I'm open to all ethnicities. 945 01:03:08,044 --> 01:03:09,950 Eleanor, "technically," 946 01:03:10,052 --> 01:03:13,414 you're asking me to set you up with only white men. 947 01:03:13,516 --> 01:03:16,183 I know the list looks long but I deserve someone 948 01:03:16,285 --> 01:03:18,126 who fulfills all of my criteria. 949 01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:19,287 I really do. 950 01:03:19,389 --> 01:03:22,028 I mean look at me. I'm a catch. 951 01:03:24,964 --> 01:03:27,965 Patricia, I know that every year 952 01:03:28,067 --> 01:03:29,704 you go without having a husband... 953 01:03:29,807 --> 01:03:33,809 raises your expectations for him exponentially. 954 01:03:33,911 --> 01:03:36,942 But that doesn't mean that you're due to get one. 955 01:03:37,045 --> 01:03:39,613 And it doesn't mean that you can customize... 956 01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:42,243 because this is not a simulation. 957 01:03:42,345 --> 01:03:44,014 If the service I was providing you 958 01:03:44,116 --> 01:03:45,920 was building you a man then, of course, 959 01:03:46,022 --> 01:03:49,418 I could build you a man with everything on this list... 960 01:03:50,524 --> 01:03:52,022 But I can't. 961 01:03:52,124 --> 01:03:55,397 Because this is not a car or a house. 962 01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:57,093 We're talking about people. 963 01:03:57,195 --> 01:04:00,434 People are people are people are people. 964 01:04:00,536 --> 01:04:02,263 They come as they are. 965 01:04:02,365 --> 01:04:05,539 And all I can hope to find for you 966 01:04:05,641 --> 01:04:06,939 is a man that you can tolerate 967 01:04:07,042 --> 01:04:10,142 for the next 50 years who likes you at all. 968 01:04:12,009 --> 01:04:13,574 And you are not a catch... 969 01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:16,313 because you are not a fish. 970 01:04:29,061 --> 01:04:31,999 I was managing her expectations. 971 01:04:34,067 --> 01:04:36,133 Patricia canceled her membership 972 01:04:36,235 --> 01:04:40,040 and reviewed us online, calling us a scam. 973 01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:43,107 We are a scam. 974 01:04:43,209 --> 01:04:46,647 We don't give them what they pay for, do we? 975 01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:50,314 We promise them love and then... 976 01:04:50,416 --> 01:04:55,616 we just give them bad dates with morons and criminals. 977 01:05:00,789 --> 01:05:04,328 I know the Sophie L. situation is still weighing on you. 978 01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:11,203 Burnout is common for matchmakers. 979 01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:13,335 You need a break. 980 01:05:13,438 --> 01:05:15,440 You should go on a trip with your boyfriend. 981 01:05:19,044 --> 01:05:21,312 If I take a break right now... 982 01:05:22,145 --> 01:05:24,149 I may never come back. 983 01:05:24,251 --> 01:05:26,687 You will, because you love your clients. 984 01:05:26,789 --> 01:05:29,917 I hate them. They are children. 985 01:05:30,019 --> 01:05:32,321 I hate them. 986 01:05:32,423 --> 01:05:34,091 They give us thousands of dollars. 987 01:05:34,193 --> 01:05:36,426 They're entitled to some regression. 988 01:05:38,295 --> 01:05:41,733 Do you think that any one of them 989 01:05:41,835 --> 01:05:43,499 says to their therapist... 990 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:48,303 "No Blacks, no fatties"? 991 01:05:48,405 --> 01:05:50,237 And if I'm their actual therapist, 992 01:05:50,339 --> 01:05:52,946 which it feels like I am... 993 01:05:53,048 --> 01:05:56,344 I don't have the schooling to support that. 994 01:05:56,446 --> 01:05:59,086 And I certainly don't get paid enough. 995 01:06:00,990 --> 01:06:04,252 Lucy, we're better than therapists. 996 01:06:04,354 --> 01:06:06,823 We work with the most intimate... 997 01:06:06,925 --> 01:06:08,256 extremely personal, 998 01:06:08,358 --> 01:06:09,964 unofficial part of their lives... 999 01:06:10,066 --> 01:06:13,660 that they'd like to see struck from the record. 1000 01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:16,763 We work with their loneliness and rejection... 1001 01:06:16,865 --> 01:06:20,573 the kind that makes someone get naked for a stranger. 1002 01:06:20,675 --> 01:06:22,010 We're the real deal. 1003 01:06:22,711 --> 01:06:23,977 That's why they tell you 1004 01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:26,043 more than they would tell their therapists 1005 01:06:26,145 --> 01:06:28,280 and why they take risks with you. 1006 01:06:30,012 --> 01:06:31,381 "Risks." 1007 01:06:31,483 --> 01:06:34,150 Yes. Risks that can lead to a situation 1008 01:06:34,252 --> 01:06:36,550 like what happened with Sophie I. 1009 01:06:36,652 --> 01:06:40,358 And risks that lead to lifelong marriages. 1010 01:06:42,393 --> 01:06:44,796 You know this is life-changing work. 1011 01:06:44,898 --> 01:06:46,364 And you're born for it. 1012 01:06:47,703 --> 01:06:49,366 Take a break starting now. 1013 01:06:49,468 --> 01:06:52,733 And I expect you back in four weeks, renewed. 1014 01:06:53,409 --> 01:06:54,367 I insist. 1015 01:07:00,310 --> 01:07:02,444 Violet! Amazing news! 1016 01:07:02,547 --> 01:07:06,387 My client Zoe H. And Fred A. just got engaged! 1017 01:07:08,856 --> 01:07:11,625 Unbelievable! Oh! 1018 01:07:11,727 --> 01:07:14,694 That is so impressive! 1019 01:07:14,796 --> 01:07:16,223 What an amazing match! 1020 01:07:16,325 --> 01:07:17,624 Number four? 1021 01:07:17,726 --> 01:07:19,797 -Yes! -We have to throw you a party! 1022 01:08:37,679 --> 01:08:38,679 Sophie. 1023 01:09:12,011 --> 01:09:13,478 Sophie. 1024 01:09:16,448 --> 01:09:18,111 -Sophie. -You don't want to talk to me. 1025 01:09:18,213 --> 01:09:19,884 Please. 1026 01:09:19,986 --> 01:09:21,486 I am so embarrassed. 1027 01:09:22,486 --> 01:09:23,823 I thought I could pay some girl 1028 01:09:23,925 --> 01:09:25,556 to find me a boyfriend. 1029 01:09:26,156 --> 01:09:27,290 I'm sorry. 1030 01:09:27,392 --> 01:09:29,029 "An expert"? What a fucking joke. 1031 01:09:29,131 --> 01:09:31,899 -Sophie- -You know what's even funnier? 1032 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:34,031 I almost felt like we were friends. 1033 01:09:34,133 --> 01:09:35,900 I, I, I, I really... I... 1034 01:09:37,433 --> 01:09:39,372 Can we please just talk? 1035 01:09:40,302 --> 01:09:41,572 Talk about what? 1036 01:09:43,043 --> 01:09:44,641 What do you have to say? 1037 01:09:48,445 --> 01:09:50,317 I'm sorry. 1038 01:09:51,988 --> 01:09:54,189 I'm so sorry. 1039 01:09:55,757 --> 01:09:57,786 I trusted you. 1040 01:09:59,656 --> 01:10:02,230 I didn't know what he was capable of. 1041 01:10:03,732 --> 01:10:05,694 I see, so... 1042 01:10:05,796 --> 01:10:09,903 you knew his height, which was a lie by the way. 1043 01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:11,732 And his job and his salary, 1044 01:10:11,834 --> 01:10:13,900 which was also a lie just for the record. 1045 01:10:14,002 --> 01:10:16,108 And his looks, which is really nothing much... 1046 01:10:16,210 --> 01:10:18,312 but you didn't know who he was. 1047 01:10:19,211 --> 01:10:22,843 As a person. As a man. 1048 01:10:22,945 --> 01:10:25,649 Well, I went on a date with him and found out. 1049 01:10:26,749 --> 01:10:28,715 He's the kind of guy who gets drunk 1050 01:10:28,817 --> 01:10:31,325 and follows you into the bathroom. 1051 01:10:35,331 --> 01:10:37,694 Why would you set me up with someone like that? 1052 01:10:41,667 --> 01:10:46,571 He was a strong match with a lot of potential. 1053 01:10:51,541 --> 01:10:53,908 He checked a lot of our boxes. 1054 01:10:58,885 --> 01:11:00,013 "Boxes"? 1055 01:11:05,525 --> 01:11:07,112 The truth is, you set me up with that man 1056 01:11:07,195 --> 01:11:08,762 because you think I'm worthless. 1057 01:11:08,864 --> 01:11:10,064 No, I don't... 1058 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:11,725 You didn't know what to do with me. 1059 01:11:11,827 --> 01:11:13,928 That's how I ended up on that date. 1060 01:11:15,997 --> 01:11:19,239 Here I was thinking that you worked for me... 1061 01:11:19,341 --> 01:11:21,573 but the whole time I was working for you. 1062 01:11:23,176 --> 01:11:26,377 Worthless merchandise... 1063 01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:29,317 to pawn off to anyone who'd take it. 1064 01:11:33,923 --> 01:11:35,785 But I am not merchandise. 1065 01:11:37,287 --> 01:11:38,623 I'm a person. 1066 01:11:40,724 --> 01:11:44,624 And I know I deserve love. 1067 01:11:44,726 --> 01:11:47,599 I know you do. I believe it. 1068 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:51,306 Fuck you. 1069 01:11:52,136 --> 01:11:53,374 Pimp. 1070 01:12:50,759 --> 01:12:52,294 Thanks. 1071 01:12:52,396 --> 01:12:53,862 Can I get a receipt? 1072 01:13:04,979 --> 01:13:05,979 Thanks, man. 1073 01:13:07,684 --> 01:13:08,684 Lucy? 1074 01:13:09,612 --> 01:13:11,314 What's going on? You okay? 1075 01:13:11,416 --> 01:13:14,450 No. 1076 01:13:14,553 --> 01:13:15,984 Do you want me to come get you? 1077 01:13:17,488 --> 01:13:19,193 No, I'm at home. 1078 01:13:19,295 --> 01:13:21,492 I shouldn't even be calling you. 1079 01:13:21,594 --> 01:13:25,026 You can always call me. What's up? 1080 01:13:26,464 --> 01:13:27,963 I fucked up. 1081 01:13:31,367 --> 01:13:32,605 Okay. 1082 01:13:36,576 --> 01:13:39,876 I'm not supposed to tell anybody but... 1083 01:13:43,051 --> 01:13:44,518 can I tell you? 1084 01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:47,081 Of course. 1085 01:13:48,385 --> 01:13:49,589 Anything. 1086 01:13:55,529 --> 01:13:59,027 I set my client up with a bad person. 1087 01:14:01,504 --> 01:14:04,232 I didn't know he was bad, but I introduced them. 1088 01:14:04,334 --> 01:14:05,539 And now 1089 01:14:07,108 --> 01:14:09,375 I can't fix it. 1090 01:14:09,477 --> 01:14:12,711 I'm the last person who can fix it. 1091 01:14:17,285 --> 01:14:19,082 Do you want me to come over? 1092 01:14:19,185 --> 01:14:21,288 No. 1093 01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:24,921 No. I'm about to go to Harry's. 1094 01:14:26,422 --> 01:14:27,660 Right. 1095 01:14:28,931 --> 01:14:30,090 Sorry. 1096 01:14:30,192 --> 01:14:34,134 No, no. It's... Hey, nothing to be sorry about. 1097 01:14:34,236 --> 01:14:35,932 Keep telling me what happened. 1098 01:14:37,301 --> 01:14:38,605 I'm here. 1099 01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:17,731 Do you know what they are? 1100 01:17:18,562 --> 01:17:19,865 I think so. 1101 01:17:21,569 --> 01:17:23,836 -It's not a big deal. -I know. 1102 01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:28,907 I made an investment. 1103 01:17:30,742 --> 01:17:32,040 A body is like an apartment. 1104 01:17:32,142 --> 01:17:34,176 You have to invest to get the value back. 1105 01:17:36,218 --> 01:17:37,718 I understand you. 1106 01:17:39,353 --> 01:17:40,952 I invested too. 1107 01:17:46,790 --> 01:17:48,388 Right. I figured. 1108 01:17:52,928 --> 01:17:55,163 Did your brother too? 1109 01:17:55,265 --> 01:17:58,904 Yeah, we did it together eight years ago. 1110 01:18:02,109 --> 01:18:04,870 Six feet or taller was one of Charlotte's non-negotiables... 1111 01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:07,242 so I'm glad he did. 1112 01:18:09,746 --> 01:18:11,213 Was it painful? 1113 01:18:14,950 --> 01:18:16,250 I know it sounds stupid, 1114 01:18:16,352 --> 01:18:18,218 breaking your legs to gain a few extra inches. 1115 01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,992 But we keep saying, definitely worth it. 1116 01:18:22,694 --> 01:18:24,259 It changed our lives. 1117 01:18:26,294 --> 01:18:29,867 With women, completely, of course. 1118 01:18:29,969 --> 01:18:31,734 Women just approach us and talk to us now, 1119 01:18:31,836 --> 01:18:33,433 which never happened before. 1120 01:18:35,477 --> 01:18:37,974 I haven't struck out since. 1121 01:18:38,077 --> 01:18:40,339 But you can also tell the difference at work 1122 01:18:40,441 --> 01:18:43,047 and at restaurants and airports. You're... 1123 01:18:45,453 --> 01:18:47,084 You're just worth more. 1124 01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:53,860 Does this change anything? 1125 01:18:55,998 --> 01:18:56,998 No. 1126 01:19:11,843 --> 01:19:13,341 What are you thinking about? 1127 01:19:15,581 --> 01:19:17,948 I'm thinking that... 1128 01:19:18,050 --> 01:19:21,349 that you should go to Iceland without me. 1129 01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,858 Why? 1130 01:19:28,094 --> 01:19:30,690 I don't think that you and I are a good match. 1131 01:19:33,327 --> 01:19:35,364 Is it because I got the surgery? 1132 01:19:35,466 --> 01:19:38,599 No. Knowing that just makes me feel like I actually know you. 1133 01:19:38,702 --> 01:19:39,873 Then what? 1134 01:19:42,370 --> 01:19:43,693 It's really hard for me to feel like 1135 01:19:43,776 --> 01:19:45,606 this is not about the legs. 1136 01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:47,207 It's not. 1137 01:19:47,309 --> 01:19:49,080 When I realized what you had done, 1138 01:19:49,182 --> 01:19:53,285 it made me feel exactly how I felt about you before. 1139 01:19:53,387 --> 01:19:54,547 Which is what? 1140 01:19:56,557 --> 01:19:58,287 I'm not in love with you. 1141 01:20:01,058 --> 01:20:03,160 And you're not in love with me. 1142 01:20:04,999 --> 01:20:08,902 And there's no amount of money that can fix that. 1143 01:20:10,231 --> 01:20:12,169 But we're such a good match. 1144 01:20:13,841 --> 01:20:15,334 You're exactly what I'm looking for... 1145 01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:17,204 and I know I can make your life better. 1146 01:20:17,306 --> 01:20:20,778 Harry, you don't want to marry me. 1147 01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,160 You want to do business with me, 1148 01:20:22,246 --> 01:20:23,946 just like I want to do business with you. 1149 01:20:24,048 --> 01:20:25,402 But isn't marriage a business deal? 1150 01:20:25,485 --> 01:20:26,920 Yes, it is. 1151 01:20:28,382 --> 01:20:30,957 But love has to be on the table. 1152 01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:49,239 What if I'm not capable of it? 1153 01:20:50,575 --> 01:20:51,912 Of love? 1154 01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:55,949 It makes me feel like an idiot. 1155 01:20:57,649 --> 01:20:58,853 Like I'm... 1156 01:21:00,116 --> 01:21:02,656 I'm just a clueless... child. 1157 01:21:02,758 --> 01:21:06,520 I feel so... dumb thinking about it... 1158 01:21:07,923 --> 01:21:09,592 or wanting it. 1159 01:21:09,694 --> 01:21:10,997 I find it... 1160 01:21:11,993 --> 01:21:13,461 so difficult. 1161 01:21:22,843 --> 01:21:25,310 You won't, when you love someone. 1162 01:21:27,844 --> 01:21:29,411 It'll be easy. 1163 01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:31,450 No math. 1164 01:21:43,227 --> 01:21:45,900 Should I hire you for your services? 1165 01:21:46,997 --> 01:21:48,163 If you call the office, 1166 01:21:48,265 --> 01:21:50,465 they'll assign someone great for you. 1167 01:21:57,742 --> 01:21:59,177 So this is it? 1168 01:22:14,323 --> 01:22:16,227 You want to know how many inches? 1169 01:22:17,365 --> 01:22:18,365 Yeah. 1170 01:22:19,333 --> 01:22:20,333 Six. 1171 01:22:22,032 --> 01:22:24,136 "You were 5'6" before? 1172 01:22:40,449 --> 01:22:41,851 I wouldn't have had the confidence 1173 01:22:41,953 --> 01:22:44,090 to hit on you at 5'6". 1174 01:22:48,190 --> 01:22:50,063 I'm sure you would have. 1175 01:22:52,568 --> 01:22:54,397 Am I still a unicorn? 1176 01:23:00,542 --> 01:23:01,976 You're perfect. 1177 01:23:18,825 --> 01:23:20,119 Where's my charger? 1178 01:23:22,125 --> 01:23:23,761 Hey, is that my charger? 1179 01:23:23,863 --> 01:23:25,162 My charger broke. 1180 01:23:25,264 --> 01:23:28,201 So you just took mine? I had an alarm set. 1181 01:23:28,303 --> 01:23:31,297 And answer the fucking door for once in your fucking life! 1182 01:23:31,399 --> 01:23:33,667 What? 1183 01:23:34,609 --> 01:23:36,340 Hi. It's Lucy. 1184 01:23:38,975 --> 01:23:40,175 I'm sorry. 1185 01:23:40,277 --> 01:23:41,779 No, no, that's okay. I was just... 1186 01:23:41,881 --> 01:23:42,847 I'll come down there. 1187 01:23:42,950 --> 01:23:45,144 Just give me... Just don't move. 1188 01:23:50,053 --> 01:23:52,323 Hey, what the fuck? 1189 01:23:55,892 --> 01:23:57,097 Oh... 1190 01:23:59,065 --> 01:24:00,631 Sh... 1191 01:24:00,733 --> 01:24:02,069 Goddamn it. 1192 01:24:09,741 --> 01:24:10,741 Fuck. 1193 01:24:21,983 --> 01:24:23,189 Hi. 1194 01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:25,359 Hi. 1195 01:24:28,323 --> 01:24:30,192 You have a girl up there? 1196 01:24:30,294 --> 01:24:33,331 What? No. Why would you say that? 1197 01:24:33,433 --> 01:24:35,594 I don't know. You didn't want me to come up. 1198 01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:40,206 Oh. Yeah, no, there's no girl up there. 1199 01:24:42,406 --> 01:24:46,446 Sorry for showing up without warning. 1200 01:24:46,548 --> 01:24:47,473 I tried calling. 1201 01:24:47,575 --> 01:24:51,250 Sorry. My phone wasn't charged. 1202 01:24:53,417 --> 01:24:55,815 I'm meant to be on a plane to Iceland. 1203 01:24:56,953 --> 01:24:58,158 Okay. 1204 01:25:00,490 --> 01:25:02,423 I sublet my apartment for the week 1205 01:25:02,525 --> 01:25:05,261 that I'm supposed to be in Iceland... 1206 01:25:05,363 --> 01:25:09,169 so I, uh, don't have a place to stay. 1207 01:25:12,074 --> 01:25:13,321 Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing here. 1208 01:25:13,404 --> 01:25:14,834 -It doesn't make any sense. -No, no. 1209 01:25:14,936 --> 01:25:17,639 -I thought it made sense. -Wait, wait. Don't go. Stay. 1210 01:25:20,209 --> 01:25:21,747 This was a bad idea. 1211 01:25:21,849 --> 01:25:23,645 No, it's not. It's just... 1212 01:25:24,412 --> 01:25:26,219 My apartment is not... 1213 01:25:28,283 --> 01:25:29,618 suitable for you. 1214 01:25:30,352 --> 01:25:32,058 It was suitable before. 1215 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:35,489 Yeah, well, we're not in our 20s anymore. 1216 01:25:35,591 --> 01:25:37,692 I know what your apartment is like. 1217 01:25:38,759 --> 01:25:41,201 Trust me, it's worse than you remember. 1218 01:25:48,876 --> 01:25:50,507 Want to drive upstate? 1219 01:25:52,141 --> 01:25:53,407 And go where? 1220 01:25:53,509 --> 01:25:55,240 I don't know. Just drive around. 1221 01:25:55,342 --> 01:25:56,546 Stay at a hotel. 1222 01:25:58,317 --> 01:26:00,082 I just got the stipend from my play, 1223 01:26:00,184 --> 01:26:02,849 so... I'm feeling rich. 1224 01:26:34,056 --> 01:26:35,453 What are you thinking about? 1225 01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:39,853 You're the same as always. 1226 01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:44,091 Really? 1227 01:26:44,193 --> 01:26:45,397 Mm-hmm. 1228 01:26:48,367 --> 01:26:50,569 I was hoping you'd say I was different. 1229 01:26:50,672 --> 01:26:51,672 Why? 1230 01:26:53,072 --> 01:26:54,305 Because if I'm different, 1231 01:26:54,407 --> 01:26:56,342 then I wouldn't be the guy that lost you. 1232 01:27:03,311 --> 01:27:04,548 What? 1233 01:27:06,185 --> 01:27:07,914 That's my catering company. 1234 01:27:13,291 --> 01:27:15,361 Do you think they'd get us in? 1235 01:27:43,485 --> 01:27:45,688 Oh, he loves her so much. 1236 01:27:47,321 --> 01:27:48,526 Yeah. 1237 01:27:50,991 --> 01:27:54,699 And special delivery, just for you. 1238 01:27:54,801 --> 01:27:55,928 A gift. 1239 01:27:56,030 --> 01:27:58,401 A white glove service, handled with care. 1240 01:27:58,503 --> 01:28:00,201 If you could just sign here. 1241 01:28:00,303 --> 01:28:01,603 Initial here. 1242 01:28:01,706 --> 01:28:04,645 Thank you very much and have a good day. 1243 01:28:06,577 --> 01:28:09,742 One day, for no reason in particular... 1244 01:28:09,844 --> 01:28:13,920 you two will start to hate each other. 1245 01:28:14,022 --> 01:28:15,649 You'll resent each other... 1246 01:28:15,751 --> 01:28:18,286 you'll take each other for granted... 1247 01:28:18,388 --> 01:28:20,787 You'll stop having sex... 1248 01:28:20,890 --> 01:28:25,825 somehow... manage to make a couple of kids... 1249 01:28:25,927 --> 01:28:28,696 and then you'll get sick of each other... 1250 01:28:28,798 --> 01:28:30,964 And one of you will cheat on the other... 1251 01:28:32,402 --> 01:28:33,899 and then you'll fight. 1252 01:28:34,002 --> 01:28:37,344 At first, not in front of the kids, but then... 1253 01:28:38,078 --> 01:28:39,907 in front of the kids... 1254 01:28:40,009 --> 01:28:43,515 and then you resent the kids for seeing you fight... 1255 01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:47,013 and then you file for divorce... 1256 01:28:48,022 --> 01:28:50,357 and you fight about... 1257 01:28:51,288 --> 01:28:53,258 who owns what and... 1258 01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:55,890 who gets the kids when until it's... 1259 01:28:57,028 --> 01:28:58,096 all over. 1260 01:29:01,896 --> 01:29:04,371 Why does anybody even get married? 1261 01:29:06,803 --> 01:29:08,870 Because people tell them they should. 1262 01:29:10,078 --> 01:29:11,807 And because they're lonely. 1263 01:29:15,578 --> 01:29:17,615 And because they're hopeful. 1264 01:29:19,917 --> 01:29:22,419 They want to do it differently than their parents. 1265 01:30:45,032 --> 01:30:48,304 ♪ I can only give you love ♪ 1266 01:30:48,406 --> 01:30:50,444 ♪ That lasts forever ♪ 1267 01:30:52,339 --> 01:30:57,748 ♪ And a promise to be near Each time you call ♪ 1268 01:30:59,617 --> 01:31:03,617 ♪ And the only heart I own ♪ 1269 01:31:03,719 --> 01:31:06,860 ♪ For you and you alone ♪ 1270 01:31:06,962 --> 01:31:09,023 ♪ That's all ♪ 1271 01:31:10,328 --> 01:31:12,191 ♪ That's all ♪ 1272 01:31:13,567 --> 01:31:18,004 ♪ I can only give you Country walks ♪ 1273 01:31:18,106 --> 01:31:20,639 ♪ In springtime ♪ 1274 01:31:20,741 --> 01:31:25,941 ♪ And a hand to hold When leaves begin to fall ♪ 1275 01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:31,580 ♪ And a love Whose burning light ♪ 1276 01:31:31,682 --> 01:31:35,152 ♪ Will warm the winter night ♪ 1277 01:31:35,254 --> 01:31:37,722 ♪ That's all ♪ 1278 01:31:38,554 --> 01:31:41,022 ♪ That's all ♪ 1279 01:31:41,956 --> 01:31:45,559 ♪ There are those, I am sure ♪ 1280 01:31:45,661 --> 01:31:48,798 ♪ That have told you ♪ 1281 01:31:48,900 --> 01:31:54,673 ♪ They would give you The world for a toy ♪ 1282 01:31:56,006 --> 01:32:02,976 ♪ All I have are these arms To enfold you ♪ 1283 01:32:03,078 --> 01:32:08,280 ♪ And a love time can Never destroy ♪ 1284 01:32:10,122 --> 01:32:17,125 ♪ If you're wondering what I'm asking in return, dear ♪ 1285 01:32:17,227 --> 01:32:24,502 ♪ You'll be glad to know that my demands are small ♪ 1286 01:32:24,604 --> 01:32:28,306 ♪ Say it's me That you'll adore ♪ 1287 01:32:28,408 --> 01:32:31,945 ♪ For now and ever more ♪ 1288 01:32:32,047 --> 01:32:33,811 ♪ That's all ♪ 1289 01:32:35,446 --> 01:32:37,947 ♪ That's all ♪ 1290 01:33:11,183 --> 01:33:12,212 John. 1291 01:33:13,350 --> 01:33:14,350 John! 1292 01:33:22,056 --> 01:33:24,290 -What is this? -What is what? 1293 01:33:25,861 --> 01:33:27,601 Are we getting back together? 1294 01:33:31,638 --> 01:33:33,434 Lucy, are we getting back together? 1295 01:33:33,536 --> 01:33:34,740 I don't know. 1296 01:33:39,279 --> 01:33:40,746 I really don't. 1297 01:33:44,147 --> 01:33:46,647 So you thought you'd just show up at my door... 1298 01:33:46,749 --> 01:33:48,454 not have a boyfriend, 1299 01:33:48,556 --> 01:33:51,020 agree to get in my car, kiss me... 1300 01:33:51,122 --> 01:33:53,393 fuck me while you try to get over someone else... 1301 01:33:53,495 --> 01:33:56,894 and then leave me again? Is that it? 1302 01:33:56,996 --> 01:33:59,530 -Do you think I'm worthless? -No, I don't think that. 1303 01:33:59,632 --> 01:34:02,234 -Am I disposable? -Of course not. 1304 01:34:02,336 --> 01:34:04,229 Do you feel bad for me? 1305 01:34:04,331 --> 01:34:07,102 Poor old John can't figure his life out? 1306 01:34:08,136 --> 01:34:10,272 -Never. -Then why are you using me? 1307 01:34:10,374 --> 01:34:11,374 I'm not. 1308 01:34:13,978 --> 01:34:16,210 I'm usually desperate enough to let you. 1309 01:34:18,781 --> 01:34:20,247 I'm a beggar for you. 1310 01:34:26,921 --> 01:34:28,926 When I see your face... 1311 01:34:30,696 --> 01:34:33,597 I see wrinkles and grey hair... 1312 01:34:33,699 --> 01:34:35,768 and children that look like you. 1313 01:34:37,402 --> 01:34:38,672 I can't help it. 1314 01:34:47,678 --> 01:34:49,778 But as your friend... 1315 01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:51,550 I would tell you it's a bad idea 1316 01:34:51,652 --> 01:34:54,154 to be with a 37-year-old cater waiter 1317 01:34:54,256 --> 01:34:55,788 who still has roommates. 1318 01:34:57,620 --> 01:34:59,055 I would say... 1319 01:35:00,793 --> 01:35:02,107 you definitely shouldn't marry a guy 1320 01:35:02,190 --> 01:35:04,891 that has $2,000 in his bank account... 1321 01:35:04,993 --> 01:35:07,629 in a city he can't afford... 1322 01:35:07,731 --> 01:35:09,898 who's only still there... 1323 01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:12,067 to keep trying to be a theatre actor 1324 01:35:12,169 --> 01:35:15,775 because someone told him he was good at it once. 1325 01:35:17,709 --> 01:35:19,405 So, where does that leave us? 1326 01:35:21,643 --> 01:35:23,447 Here. 1327 01:35:23,549 --> 01:35:25,345 At someone else's wedding. 1328 01:35:33,125 --> 01:35:36,895 I can't give you the wedding or the marriage you want. 1329 01:35:36,997 --> 01:35:39,799 I couldn't even give you the relationship you wanted. 1330 01:35:42,434 --> 01:35:43,602 It's been years, 1331 01:35:43,704 --> 01:35:45,772 and I still can't afford to be with you. 1332 01:35:50,377 --> 01:35:51,377 You're right... 1333 01:35:52,180 --> 01:35:53,180 You can't. 1334 01:35:55,782 --> 01:35:56,963 But just because you can't afford it, 1335 01:35:57,046 --> 01:35:59,445 doesn't mean it's worth having. 1336 01:36:00,486 --> 01:36:02,255 You don't want me. 1337 01:36:02,357 --> 01:36:04,720 Of course I want you. 1338 01:36:04,822 --> 01:36:06,891 Are you even listening to me? 1339 01:36:06,993 --> 01:36:11,123 John, you and I haven't been together properly... 1340 01:36:11,225 --> 01:36:15,330 in so long that you've forgotten. 1341 01:36:15,432 --> 01:36:18,838 You don't want to be with me because I'm not a good person. 1342 01:36:20,803 --> 01:36:22,534 I'm judgmental... 1343 01:36:23,544 --> 01:36:26,406 and materialistic, and cold. 1344 01:36:28,244 --> 01:36:30,850 I broke up with you because you're broke. 1345 01:36:31,882 --> 01:36:34,282 I've hurt you over and over. 1346 01:36:36,191 --> 01:36:37,652 You hate me. 1347 01:36:37,754 --> 01:36:39,422 I don't hate you. 1348 01:36:39,524 --> 01:36:40,958 You do. 1349 01:36:41,060 --> 01:36:43,929 And you're right to hate me, because I'm awful. 1350 01:36:45,332 --> 01:36:47,128 Even now... 1351 01:36:47,230 --> 01:36:50,999 If I choose to marry you... 1352 01:36:51,101 --> 01:36:52,501 I'm gonna be sitting across from you 1353 01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:56,040 in cheap shitty restaurants for the rest of my life. 1354 01:36:57,173 --> 01:36:59,073 I'll be riding in your shitty car, 1355 01:36:59,175 --> 01:37:01,243 and living in your shitty bedroom... 1356 01:37:02,947 --> 01:37:07,717 and fighting with you about $25. 1357 01:37:07,819 --> 01:37:09,983 I'm weighing being with you... 1358 01:37:10,085 --> 01:37:12,925 against these shit tradeoffs. 1359 01:37:13,889 --> 01:37:15,389 I'm doing math. 1360 01:37:17,091 --> 01:37:18,892 This is what I'm like. 1361 01:37:18,994 --> 01:37:20,292 I know what you're like. 1362 01:37:20,394 --> 01:37:22,594 Then how could you still love me? 1363 01:37:53,665 --> 01:37:55,129 -Sophie? -Lucy. 1364 01:37:55,231 --> 01:37:56,421 I didn't know who else to call. 1365 01:37:56,504 --> 01:37:57,736 I haven't told anyone. 1366 01:37:57,838 --> 01:37:59,153 I don't have any friends in the city 1367 01:37:59,236 --> 01:38:00,839 and my lawyers aren't picking up and... 1368 01:38:00,942 --> 01:38:03,072 What's going on? 1369 01:38:03,174 --> 01:38:05,939 Mark is outside my building. 1370 01:38:07,741 --> 01:38:10,045 I called the cops but they said they won't come 1371 01:38:10,147 --> 01:38:11,395 unless he's trying to break in. 1372 01:38:11,478 --> 01:38:13,112 And... 1373 01:38:13,214 --> 01:38:14,819 He's not trying to break in, 1374 01:38:14,921 --> 01:38:16,381 he's just buzzing the doorbell. 1375 01:38:16,483 --> 01:38:18,218 That's still harassment, they should... 1376 01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:21,387 He walked me home after the date. 1377 01:38:21,490 --> 01:38:24,960 Which I shouldn't have let him do, but... 1378 01:38:25,062 --> 01:38:27,296 I was scared and... 1379 01:38:28,329 --> 01:38:29,930 -It's my fault. -Lucy. 1380 01:38:30,032 --> 01:38:31,231 That's not your fault. 1381 01:38:31,333 --> 01:38:33,005 Can we finish talking, please? 1382 01:38:33,107 --> 01:38:34,219 He says he just wants to talk about it, 1383 01:38:34,302 --> 01:38:35,419 but I'm not gonna let him in. 1384 01:38:35,502 --> 01:38:36,757 No. 1385 01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:38,403 Bolt your door. 1386 01:38:38,505 --> 01:38:40,712 I'm about an hour outside of Manhattan, 1387 01:38:40,814 --> 01:38:42,311 but I'll try to get there sooner. 1388 01:38:44,117 --> 01:38:45,078 I'm worried someone's going to open 1389 01:38:45,180 --> 01:38:46,551 the building door for him. 1390 01:38:46,653 --> 01:38:48,615 I'm almost there. 1391 01:38:48,717 --> 01:38:52,154 He has to leave. He can't stay outside all night, can he? 1392 01:38:52,257 --> 01:38:55,027 I want you to tell him someone is on their way. 1393 01:39:14,042 --> 01:39:15,674 Sophie, it's Lucy. 1394 01:39:17,045 --> 01:39:18,311 Is he gone? 1395 01:39:18,413 --> 01:39:22,017 Yes. No one was here when we got here. 1396 01:39:22,119 --> 01:39:23,986 Oh. He must've run away 1397 01:39:24,088 --> 01:39:25,486 when I said that you're coming. 1398 01:39:27,560 --> 01:39:28,962 Can I come in? 1399 01:39:34,930 --> 01:39:37,003 -Hi. -Hi. 1400 01:39:47,010 --> 01:39:49,013 How are you holding up? 1401 01:39:49,115 --> 01:39:52,851 Uh, not good. 1402 01:39:52,953 --> 01:39:55,420 Mark sounded really angry. 1403 01:39:58,759 --> 01:40:01,159 Well, he's angry because... 1404 01:40:01,261 --> 01:40:04,492 he thought he was going to get away with something... 1405 01:40:05,533 --> 01:40:06,533 but he won't... 1406 01:40:08,001 --> 01:40:10,168 because you're not going to let him. 1407 01:40:11,131 --> 01:40:13,105 You are brave. 1408 01:40:17,445 --> 01:40:18,607 Can I hug you? 1409 01:40:46,273 --> 01:40:48,738 You know what I've been thinking about? 1410 01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:50,043 What? 1411 01:40:51,109 --> 01:40:53,140 I really need to get a boyfriend 1412 01:40:53,242 --> 01:40:54,472 so that I have someone to call 1413 01:40:54,574 --> 01:40:56,778 that's not my fucking matchmaker. 1414 01:41:01,887 --> 01:41:03,520 I'm going to die alone. 1415 01:41:05,393 --> 01:41:06,393 Sophie. 1416 01:41:10,628 --> 01:41:14,331 I promise you, you're going to marry the love of your life. 1417 01:41:16,300 --> 01:41:18,500 You don't expect me to believe that. 1418 01:41:19,466 --> 01:41:21,338 You don't have to believe it. 1419 01:41:22,675 --> 01:41:24,143 I believe it. 1420 01:41:25,174 --> 01:41:26,640 Let me guess. 1421 01:41:26,742 --> 01:41:29,412 Someone who checks a lot of my boxes? 1422 01:41:30,279 --> 01:41:32,916 I'm not asking for a miracle. 1423 01:41:33,018 --> 01:41:35,154 I just want to love someone. 1424 01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:39,686 Someone who can't help but love me back. 1425 01:41:50,967 --> 01:41:51,931 She's asleep. 1426 01:41:52,033 --> 01:41:53,832 Good. 1427 01:41:55,102 --> 01:41:56,307 You okay? 1428 01:41:56,708 --> 01:41:57,737 Yeah. 1429 01:42:00,208 --> 01:42:02,142 You should go home. 1430 01:42:02,244 --> 01:42:03,376 I'll take you home first. 1431 01:42:03,478 --> 01:42:05,251 I'm gonna sleep on her couch... 1432 01:42:05,353 --> 01:42:08,220 and help her get a restraining order when she wakes up. 1433 01:42:08,621 --> 01:42:09,848 Okay. 1434 01:42:12,825 --> 01:42:14,160 Thanks for the ride. 1435 01:42:15,090 --> 01:42:16,624 Yeah, of course. 1436 01:42:26,435 --> 01:42:28,438 You asked how I could love you. 1437 01:42:33,207 --> 01:42:34,609 I just do. 1438 01:42:36,377 --> 01:42:37,876 It's the easiest thing. 1439 01:42:42,690 --> 01:42:44,289 I love you too. 1440 01:42:47,422 --> 01:42:49,162 More than you know. 1441 01:42:52,795 --> 01:42:56,301 You're the only reason I know I'm capable of love. 1442 01:43:01,402 --> 01:43:03,440 I've been doing some math. 1443 01:43:04,943 --> 01:43:06,608 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1444 01:43:08,082 --> 01:43:10,447 And I'm ready to make you an offer. 1445 01:43:11,552 --> 01:43:12,552 Okay. 1446 01:43:13,919 --> 01:43:15,419 Here's the offer. 1447 01:43:19,259 --> 01:43:22,591 I love you now, like I loved you before... 1448 01:43:24,428 --> 01:43:26,496 I'll love you 'til the day I die. 1449 01:43:28,935 --> 01:43:30,731 It's a lifetime guarantee. 1450 01:43:32,701 --> 01:43:35,103 And I won't forget it the way I used to... 1451 01:43:35,205 --> 01:43:36,869 even when things are shit. 1452 01:43:39,176 --> 01:43:41,476 I'll make a calendar item 1453 01:43:41,578 --> 01:43:44,679 every day reminding myself that I love you. 1454 01:43:45,952 --> 01:43:47,517 I'll be your certainty. 1455 01:43:52,452 --> 01:43:54,260 It's my final offer. 1456 01:43:55,622 --> 01:43:58,196 You can't negotiate because 1457 01:43:58,298 --> 01:44:00,365 I don't have anything else to offer you. 1458 01:44:09,610 --> 01:44:10,610 Deal. 1459 01:44:20,581 --> 01:44:22,120 Now I admit, I'm not confident 1460 01:44:22,222 --> 01:44:25,288 that I can make myself less broke. 1461 01:44:25,390 --> 01:44:27,289 You don't need to worry about that. 1462 01:44:27,391 --> 01:44:29,724 You know I can take care of myself. 1463 01:44:30,995 --> 01:44:32,192 Yeah, I know. 1464 01:44:32,294 --> 01:44:33,497 It's not for you. 1465 01:44:34,229 --> 01:44:35,433 It's for me. 1466 01:44:36,131 --> 01:44:37,336 For us. 1467 01:44:38,565 --> 01:44:39,698 You make me brave enough 1468 01:44:39,800 --> 01:44:42,000 to admit that I want to be happy. 1469 01:44:43,341 --> 01:44:45,377 And I want to be happy with you. 1470 01:44:50,615 --> 01:44:53,951 And I'm gonna pick up more catering shifts... 1471 01:44:54,053 --> 01:44:55,981 And ask for a raise... 1472 01:44:56,083 --> 01:45:00,291 I'll find a serving job at an actual restaurant... 1473 01:45:00,393 --> 01:45:02,126 And I won't say no to commercial auditions, 1474 01:45:02,228 --> 01:45:03,756 even though they're annoying... 1475 01:45:03,859 --> 01:45:06,390 I'll make an actual effort to find a manager. 1476 01:45:24,548 --> 01:45:26,979 And I'm going to move out of my apartment. 1477 01:45:27,788 --> 01:45:29,183 And sell my car. 1478 01:45:29,285 --> 01:45:30,686 Don't sell your car. 1479 01:45:31,592 --> 01:45:32,384 No? 1480 01:45:32,486 --> 01:45:34,327 No, let's just... 1481 01:45:35,492 --> 01:45:37,857 Let's just drive around in it... 1482 01:45:37,959 --> 01:45:41,631 until it breaks down and it won't move anymore. 1483 01:46:15,631 --> 01:46:16,831 I've been dreaming about 1484 01:46:16,929 --> 01:46:19,471 the first people who got married. 1485 01:46:21,572 --> 01:46:25,310 Two cave people... fell in love... 1486 01:46:25,413 --> 01:46:27,941 in between the hunting and the gathering. 1487 01:46:30,148 --> 01:46:31,648 And in my dream... 1488 01:46:33,119 --> 01:46:34,981 I keep asking myself... 1489 01:46:36,885 --> 01:46:39,623 what made them perfect for each other? 1490 01:46:42,657 --> 01:46:45,090 Similar economic background? 1491 01:46:46,627 --> 01:46:48,467 Politically aligned? 1492 01:46:49,732 --> 01:46:52,702 Well-matched in their attractiveness? 1493 01:46:54,635 --> 01:46:56,541 Similar upbringing? 1494 01:47:00,946 --> 01:47:01,946 Or... 1495 01:47:03,050 --> 01:47:04,714 was it something else? 1496 01:47:08,716 --> 01:47:10,385 Something like you and me? 1497 01:47:21,868 --> 01:47:22,728 Hey, man. 1498 01:47:22,830 --> 01:47:24,736 Can I get two chicken over rice? 1499 01:47:24,839 --> 01:47:25,966 Yeah. 1500 01:47:37,216 --> 01:47:39,210 Thanks a lot. Keep that. 1501 01:47:53,563 --> 01:47:55,228 I'm sad you're leaving, Vi. 1502 01:47:55,330 --> 01:47:58,131 Me too. They really need me at the London office. 1503 01:47:58,233 --> 01:48:01,805 And I'm calling you first of all the Adore girls... 1504 01:48:01,907 --> 01:48:05,409 because the CEOs asked me who should be asked to step up 1505 01:48:05,511 --> 01:48:07,874 and be promoted... to New York head 1506 01:48:07,976 --> 01:48:10,982 and I said it absolutely has to be you. 1507 01:48:11,084 --> 01:48:12,584 -Me? -Yes. 1508 01:48:12,686 --> 01:48:14,916 You're getting a promotion. 1509 01:48:16,453 --> 01:48:18,387 What's so funny? 1510 01:48:18,489 --> 01:48:20,852 Well, I was going to hand in 1511 01:48:20,954 --> 01:48:23,424 my resignation letter tomorrow. 1512 01:48:23,526 --> 01:48:24,891 No, you weren't. 1513 01:48:24,993 --> 01:48:27,791 Yep. I have it printed out and everything. 1514 01:48:27,893 --> 01:48:29,728 You can't quit. 1515 01:48:29,830 --> 01:48:31,702 What would you do instead? 1516 01:48:32,370 --> 01:48:34,435 I honestly don't know. 1517 01:48:34,537 --> 01:48:36,535 Maybe marry someone poor. 1518 01:48:38,409 --> 01:48:39,409 I don't know 1519 01:48:39,510 --> 01:48:41,541 what you're talking about. 1520 01:48:41,643 --> 01:48:43,245 Just think about it. 1521 01:48:43,347 --> 01:48:44,280 You can negotiate 1522 01:48:44,382 --> 01:48:45,447 a crazy salary, too. 1523 01:48:45,549 --> 01:48:47,416 Ask for any amount you want, 1524 01:48:47,518 --> 01:48:49,351 and I'll support you. Okay? 1525 01:48:49,453 --> 01:48:51,356 Okay, I'll think about it. 1526 01:48:51,458 --> 01:48:53,590 Vi, I have to go. My boyfriend's here. 1527 01:48:53,692 --> 01:48:54,940 Yeah, before you go, tell me: 1528 01:48:55,023 --> 01:48:57,662 How did Sophie L.'s date go last night? 1529 01:48:58,229 --> 01:48:59,565 She liked him. 1530 01:49:00,563 --> 01:49:01,963 Brian A., right? 1531 01:49:02,430 --> 01:49:03,635 Yeah. 1532 01:49:04,566 --> 01:49:08,073 5'8". 36. Dentist. 1533 01:49:08,175 --> 01:49:09,637 200 grand before taxes. 1534 01:49:09,739 --> 01:49:12,905 Just... looking for a nice girl. 1535 01:49:13,007 --> 01:49:15,176 Sounds like a strong match. 1536 01:49:16,545 --> 01:49:18,249 He liked her too. 1537 01:49:18,351 --> 01:49:21,052 We are cautiously optimistic. 1538 01:49:21,154 --> 01:49:22,720 Good. 1539 01:49:22,822 --> 01:49:25,751 You should know Harry C. Is going on his first date. 1540 01:49:25,854 --> 01:49:27,654 Rose made a very strong match. 1541 01:49:27,756 --> 01:49:31,425 Gemma N., 30, an art dealer. 1542 01:49:31,527 --> 01:49:32,860 Vi, I have to go. 1543 01:49:32,963 --> 01:49:35,867 Fine, but hear the offer first. 1544 01:49:35,969 --> 01:49:36,936 I will. 1545 01:49:37,038 --> 01:49:38,038 Call me. 1546 01:49:42,007 --> 01:49:43,269 Hi. 1547 01:49:43,371 --> 01:49:44,577 Hi. 1548 01:49:53,282 --> 01:49:56,347 How would you like to make a very bad financial decision? 1548 01:49:57,305 --> 01:50:57,895 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org