1 00:00:04,088 --> 00:00:06,297 [trolley wheels squeaking] 2 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:07,966 - Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! - Hmm. 3 00:00:07,967 --> 00:00:10,343 [mutters] 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,929 Well, if you're not paying attention, we're having... 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,390 - chocolate donuts for dinner. - Sounds good. 6 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:17,142 Ah, don't distract her, Candace. 7 00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:20,186 She was up all night trying to finish this book for her book club. 8 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:23,524 But if we're having donuts, let's get the glazed ones too. Ha! 9 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,193 Linda Flynn-Fletcher! 10 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:30,155 - Samantha Sweetwater! And hello, Adyson. - Hi! 11 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:32,949 Samantha, I know our book club meets tomorrow, but... 12 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,910 The Lengthiest and Most Thorough Adventures of Lord Ramblington 13 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:39,330 is really long, and I don't think I can finish it. 14 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:42,292 Oh, there's always a way, Linda. Take me for instance. 15 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:47,255 I just love to sit outside on my reading hammock and get lost in the pages. 16 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:50,718 You just need to focus. The book is down here. 17 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:56,139 - I feel terrible saying this-- - Do it! 18 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:59,142 But I've always suspected Samantha doesn't read the books 19 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:03,229 - even though she says she does. - Ooh! Spill the tea, Mom, 20 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:07,817 Look! The Lengthiest and Most Thorough Adventures of Lord Ramblington 21 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:10,653 - has been made into a movie. - And it opens tomorrow. 22 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:15,074 [gasps] I bet Sweetwater will go see it, and say she read the book. 23 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,620 And if you do something like triangulate her movements against the movie schedule, 24 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:19,996 you could bust her no prob. 25 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,248 [laughs] It's all so ridiculous. 26 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,460 Who cares if Samantha read the book or not? 27 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:32,550 Looks like you have 16 items in the "15 items or less" lane, Linda. 28 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:36,012 Yeah. What are you trying to pull, lady? Get out of here. 29 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,681 Ooh! Busted. 30 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,519 I will do whatever you say. 31 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,480 Okay, Mom. Before I take you through my six-step plan 32 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:47,190 to using this model of our neighborhood, 33 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,400 I'd like to go over some pre-busting basics. 34 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:53,321 Honey, normally I'd prefer you put this energy into something more... productive, 35 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:56,950 but today, I'm excited to spend the whole day with you! 36 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:59,410 The whole day doing exactly what I say! 37 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:02,747 Okay, to get you into the mindset, sometimes I get what I call 38 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,415 - a "busting tingle"... - [phone chiming] 39 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,459 ...the feeling that the, uh, bust is a-brewing. 40 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,753 Phones down! I need you to take this seriously, Mother. 41 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,964 Raise your hand. You're gonna take the Busting Oath. 42 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:14,551 - Oh, Candace. - "I do solemnly swear..." Come on, Mom! 43 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,719 - "I do solemnly swear..." - [beeping] 44 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,807 Did you hear that? It sounds like someone's building something, like, in our yard. 45 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,184 [groans] There are too many distractions around here! 46 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,727 Let's just get out in the field. 47 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,647 - Here, take this big bag of busting basics. - "Busting basics"? 48 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,316 You know, you know. Disguises, lip balm, sledgehammer. 49 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,027 Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go, go! 50 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,029 [engine starts] 51 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:40,618 Okay, so as I was about to explain-- Seatbelts, Mom! 52 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:41,744 Oh! Right. 53 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:43,788 - Step one is intel. - [checklist dings] 54 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:47,208 Like, does Mrs. Sweetwater's book look as if it's been read? 55 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,335 - We're heading to her house now. - [phone chimes] 56 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,170 No phones! Do what I say! 57 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,882 Now, I happen to know that Adyson has an archery lesson at noon, 58 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,801 and Mrs. Sweetwater will drive her there. 59 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,511 And how do you know that? 60 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,639 On Thursdays, I have archery lessons. At noon! 61 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,392 - My mom drives me. - Cool story, Adyson. 62 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:08,771 Mrs. Sweetwater should have left her house by 11:45, so the coast will be clear. 63 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,899 [Linda] What is that on the road? Guacamole? That's something you don't-- 64 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:12,985 [Candace] Focus, Mom! 65 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,695 [laughs maniacally] 66 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,447 [guacamole splatters] 67 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,158 [plane engine whirring] 68 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,452 [Dr. Doofenshmirtz cackles] 69 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:24,330 [continues cackling] 70 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,457 [splatters] 71 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:28,916 [laughs maniacally] 72 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:29,960 [tires screech] 73 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:38,052 - Is this guacamole? - Make use of your surroundings. Keep up, Mom! 74 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:45,183 Okay, Sweetwater let us know she likes to read outside and... Bingo! 75 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,976 - There's the book. - [phone chimes] 76 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,646 - [groans] You and your phone! I'm turning this thing off. - [beeps] 77 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:52,982 - Here. You look through these and tell me what you see. - I don't-- Ooh! 78 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,401 That's better. Very interesting. 79 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:59,238 - [gasps] What's the intel? - Samantha's roses are coming in so nicely. 80 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,907 [Candace] No, Mom, the book! 81 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,367 [Linda] Okay. Hmm. [gasps] 82 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:04,160 The book's spine is barely cracked, 83 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:07,872 - and the bookmark is only a few pages in. - Yes! 84 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:10,833 So, we know she hasn't read it! 85 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,752 - What? - That's pretty impressive, honey. 86 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,254 - What do you mean? - You've really developed some skills. 87 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,507 Thanks! I've had a lot of practice. 88 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:20,426 Candace? Candace's mom? Is that you? 89 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,345 What are you guys doing down there? 90 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,138 [groans] Irving, keep quiet! 91 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:27,058 Wait! That treehouse could be a good vantage point for my step two. 92 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,645 - Irving, you're on the team. - [gasps] Finally! 93 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,356 Mom, climb up. 94 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:36,567 Is this really what you go through every day? It's a little intense. 95 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,861 Welcome to my world. 96 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:43,867 Hey! 97 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:51,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 98 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,003 [Irving] What a coincidence. 99 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,798 I was just perusing my scrapbook of every invention your-- 100 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,717 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's great, Irving. 101 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:04,178 Oh! Look at that giant balloon dancey-guy thing. That is really something. 102 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,723 It's got to be 500 feet tall! I wonder-- 103 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,183 Mom! Pay attention. 104 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,061 Raise your arm. 105 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,900 - Step two... [grunts] infiltrate. - [checklist dings] 106 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,610 Whoa! 107 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:22,071 - Now what? - Step three: investigate! 108 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,991 - [checklist dings] - Just scope the perimeter to find clues! 109 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:30,079 This is probably illegal. Those roses really do look good-- [gasps] 110 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,834 Artificial? No. One bust at a time, Linda. 111 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,378 What? Sweetwater's back? 112 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,172 What about Adyson's archery lesson? 113 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,007 - Rescheduled. - How do you know that? 114 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:44,427 - My Thursday archery lesson got rescheduled. - Cool story, Adyson! 115 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:45,636 Let's reel her back in! 116 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,056 Oh, biscuits! What do I do now? 117 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:50,350 - Step four: improvise! - [checklist dings] 118 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:56,105 ♪ Mom's stuck on a zipline! ♪ 119 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,608 ♪ And the line is slackin' She got no momentum ♪ 120 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:01,778 - ♪ Got to reel her back in ♪ - ♪ Could've planned this better if we had the time ♪ 121 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:04,697 ♪ Now it's somewhere all together 'cause she's stuck on a zipline ♪ 122 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,449 ♪ Guess I had Samantha's schedule wrong ♪ 123 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,576 ♪ Overestimated how long she'd be gone ♪ 124 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,870 ♪ Now, Linda's hanging in the wind for all to see ♪ 125 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,706 - ♪ Let's hear it for Candace Flynn ♪ - ♪ I'm glad it's not me ♪ 126 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,082 [chorus] ♪ Awkward! ♪ 127 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,626 ♪ 'Cause Mom's stuck on a zipline ♪ 128 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,252 ♪ Her time's about to expire ♪ 129 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:20,546 ♪ Better pound those branches and wiggle that wire ♪ 130 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,882 ♪ And if she's not spotted it'll turn out fine ♪ 131 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,843 ♪ But now the rope's getting knotted, Mom's stuck on a zipline ♪ 132 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,386 ♪ She just wanted to ♪ 133 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,847 ♪ Look at her book But had a shady motivation ♪ 134 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,308 ♪ Someone get a hook She's in a tricky situation ♪ 135 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,602 ♪ Samantha's at the window About to raise the blinds ♪ 136 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,813 ♪ Just swing her to the left She can hide behind ♪ 137 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,773 ♪ That improbable topiary elephant shrub ♪ 138 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,275 ♪ Now you've gotta stay quiet 'cause the whole book club ♪ 139 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,694 ♪ Will find it pretty funny if she's found like this ♪ 140 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,738 ♪ This whole circumstance is truly ludicrous ♪ 141 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,241 ♪ If you climb out there, you'll end up in a bind ♪ 142 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,617 - ♪ Whoa! ♪ - ♪ What'd I tell you? 143 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,661 ♪ Now you're stuck on a zipline ♪ 144 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:55,623 Um, I'm not sure that rope will hold your combined... 145 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,709 - [Linda screams, grunts] - [Candace grunts] 146 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,836 ...body weights. 147 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:00,963 Run! 148 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,047 I got a clue! 149 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,216 As I was careening past her window, 150 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:08,010 I saw Samantha checking movie schedules on her phone! 151 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,179 You did what I said and got a step three clue! 152 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:14,142 - Mom, are you getting the busting tingle? - [Irving shrieks, grunts] Ow. 153 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:18,229 Well, something's tingling. But I think it's this holly bush. 154 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,814 What's next, team? 155 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:22,483 - Step five is initiate the bust! - [checklist dings] 156 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,528 If Mrs. Sweetwater heads to the movie theater, we're golden! 157 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:26,738 [door creaks open, closes] 158 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:32,869 [gasps] Smuggling in her own candy! 159 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,412 Who is this woman? 160 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,664 She must be catching the matinee at the Danville Five. 161 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:39,001 We're so close! Let's go. 162 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:44,798 [squirting] 163 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,217 [alarm blaring] 164 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,927 [Dr. Doofenshmirtz screaming] 165 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:54,348 Ah, man, if only I had some huge, colorful, visual marketing gimmick 166 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,017 to call attention to my car lot, 167 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,853 maybe I wouldn't be going out of business. 168 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,025 - Hey, look at that dancing tooth guy! - [clamoring] 169 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,234 It makes me wanna buy a car! 170 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,737 You guys are lifesavers. 171 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:12,158 Oh, there's that dancey-guy thing again. Look at the size of it! 172 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,619 Eyes on the prize, Mom. 173 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:15,704 Suit up! 174 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,125 Honey, I can't believe I'm saying this, but... 175 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,960 it's busting time! 176 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,838 I like your enthusiasm, but you've got to keep your head in the game. 177 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,424 - Sometimes things can go-- - Come on, come on, come on. 178 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,219 Okay, okay. Geez, am I like this? 179 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,806 - [plane engine whirring] - [Dr. Doofenshmirtz screaming] 180 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,184 - [tires screech] - [coughs] 181 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,229 [grunts] 182 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:44,358 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 183 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,110 Thanks, my business is saved. 184 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,780 All I had to promote this thing was a bunch of dry chips. 185 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,698 Somebody bought all the guacamole in town! 186 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,867 [splatters] 187 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:57,620 [splattering] 188 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,246 Ah, man, I love chips and guac. 189 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,041 That makes me wanna buy another car! 190 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,001 Oh, there you are, Perry. 191 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,629 - [splatters] - [purrs] 192 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:13,636 [whispering] Stay down. Stay down. It's the element of surprise. 193 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,346 I said this before. I'll say it again. 194 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,975 - Ready, Mom? [gasps] This is the big moment. - I'm ready. 195 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,977 [giggles] 196 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,479 ...I think about you every day. I awake 197 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,482 - to the thought of you on my pillow, which fill... - [Linda squirms] 198 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,528 - ...both my hours and my dreams. - Hit the lights, Irving! 199 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,905 - [Samantha] Linda! - Huh? 200 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,115 - You're here! - You made it! 201 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,199 - Hi. - Hi! 202 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,076 Hi, Linda. Just in time. 203 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,411 I saved you a seat. 204 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,913 I don't understand. The whole book club is here? 205 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,499 Yes! Didn't you get our group text? 206 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,793 None of us could finish the book, so we thought, 207 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,795 "What the heck? Let's go see the movie instead." 208 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,338 Group text? [gasps] 209 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,965 Oh, no. My phone. 210 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:53,884 [phone chiming, beeping] 211 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,220 But-- But-- But-- But-- But-- But-- 212 00:09:56,221 --> 00:10:00,725 Wait, if you didn't get our texts, Linda, did you come here to cheat? 213 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,436 You are so busted! 214 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,895 Yeah. I deserve that. 215 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,939 And why are you wearing mustaches? 216 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,525 [gasps] Are you dressed as Lord Ramblington? 217 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,319 Yes. Yes, I was. 218 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,864 Thanks for a wonderful day, hon. 219 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,907 You know, you really impressed me. 220 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:20,536 Does that mean tomorrow we can bust the boys, together? 221 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:23,080 Oh, honey, shh. The movie is starting. 222 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:26,292 - [sighs] Step six: inevitable failure. - [checklist dings] 223 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,670 [man on screen] We are worth fighting for. Together we can be in love. 224 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:32,465 Wow, they weren't kidding. This dude really does ramble. 225 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,425 [whispering] I bet the book is better. 226 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:37,428 Oh, Irving. You know I never read the books. 227 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:40,056 Huh. How would I know that? 228 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:44,686 - I never read the books. - Ooh, cool story, Adyson's Mom. 229 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:49,607 [♪ upbeat music playing] 230 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,068 No, no, no! 231 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,502 - [grumbling] I'm Candace. - [groans] 232 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:14,966 [grumbling] Jeremy, where'd you go? I'm Candace. 233 00:11:15,305 --> 00:12:15,719 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm