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Charlie-Oboe-Seven-Sugar.

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Distress call acknowledged.
Divert to new coordinates.

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- Negative! Negative!
- Heading two-three-zero.

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- Vector two-three-zero.
- Negative!

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- Ascend three-zero-zero.
- Unable!

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Stay on course.

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We're only losing altitude
at 50 feet per second.

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Let's clear that ridge,
then reassess.

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There might be
a more survivable crash site.

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More survivable crash site?

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I told you! I warned you!

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Wet tarmac! Short runway!
25-knot crosswind! Lightning!

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You disallowed me to complete
a proper safety check

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despite credible threats
of sabotage.

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You forced me to take off
and needled me and teased me

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and bullied me, but I managed
to get us airborne anyway.

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And now, needless to say,
we've been blown up by somebody

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trying to assassinate you again,
and we're gonna crash after all!

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If we survive, I'm reporting you

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to the Trans-European
Aviation Authority.

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- You're fired.
- What's that?

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- What'd you say?
- You're fired.

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I'm fired? In the middle of

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emergency
forced landing procedure...

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Mayday, mayday, mayday.
Charlie-Oboe-Seven-Sugar.

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Request for immediate clearance.

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I've got a cornfield and a,
uh, looks like a soybean field.

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Which is gonna be softer?

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Inconclusive.

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Never mind.
I'll be in the cornfield.

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At this moment, rescue workers

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are laboring to extinguish
the fiery wreckage

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of an ill-fated
dual-engine aircraft,

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in a perhaps futile attempt
to recover and identify

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the remains of
Anatole "Zsa-zsa" Korda,

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international businessman,

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maverick in the fields
of armaments and aviation,

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among the richest men in Europe.

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This was Korda's sixth recorded
airplane crash.

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Dogged for years by accusations
of profiteering,

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- tax evasion,
price-fixing, bribery,

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Korda specialized
in the mediation of

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clandestine trade agreements.

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His moniker
in financial circles: Mr. 5%.

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He is survived by

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ten children--
nine boys, one novitiate nun,

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his daughter Liesl--

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and is predeceased
by three wives.

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A controversial figure,
some will mourn his death,

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others, inevitably,
will celebrate.

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Who was this man?

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How do we recognize him?

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Does he have even an identity?

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Let us consider
his life and deeds.

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Born to an unscrupulous...

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Grandmother.

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Why are we here?

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I don't know you.

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...in a cold house

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and brought that cold life...

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Captain,
what exactly would Mr. Korda

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have experienced during those
final seconds of his life,

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before he was incinerated,

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while you rocketed through
space strapped to a chair?

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Surely a horrific display of...

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Actually, no. He's still alive.

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Mr. Korda. Sir.

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- Wow.
- I'm fine.

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What's that in your hand?

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I don't know.
I think it's a vestigial organ.

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I tried to get it back in.

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It's not as easy as it looks.

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The chair recognizes
the bureaucrat from Baltimore.

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Thank you.

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Zsa-zsa Korda,

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our single common enemy
who works consistently

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and relentlessly against
the interests

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of all our competing nations.

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The one item only on our agenda
which unites us.

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He swindles our banks.

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He dodges our tariffs.

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He ties up our courtrooms
in tactical lawsuits.

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He provokes war
as well as peace,

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in direct conflict with
our shared diplomatic agenda.

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Subject's new venture
relies heavily

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on personal capital and wildly
overreaches liquid resources.

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Our objective,
with your approval:

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disrupting, obstructing,
impeding,

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crippling Korda's enterprise
in any manner possible,

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with option to cancel
in event of subject's sudden

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and probable death.

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- All in favor?
- Aye!

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Your bag, Miss Liesl.

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- I'll put it in the cupboard.
- I wish to retain it.

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Yes. No, no, I'm keeping it.

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I understand.

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Be seated.

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Liesl. I expect
you received news of my death.

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The reports were inaccurate,
needless to say.

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Let me get directly
to the point.

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I've appointed you
sole heir to my estate,

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which you may come into
sooner rather than later,

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and provisionally
manager of my affairs

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after the event of my actual
demise, on a trial basis.

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- Why?
- Why what?

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Why sooner rather than later,
since you survived again?

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And why am I sole heir
to your estate?

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You have eight sons
at last count.

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- Nine sons.
- Nine sons. What about them?

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- They're not my heirs.
- Why not?

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- I have my reasons.
- Which are what?

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My reasons? I'm not saying.

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I'm saying I'm not saying.

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It's been six years
since our last meeting.

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I apologize.

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I apologize.

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I forgive you.

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Are you dying?

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Thank you. No.

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But I keep getting assassinated,
unsuccessfully so far,

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and I can't allow my enemies
to benefit from killing me.

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That's the top priority
in my life at this time.

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If they get me,
you get them, provisionally.

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Like an audition.

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Like a trial period.

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Of being your daughter.

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Of being sole heir to my estate
and manager of my affairs

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after the event
of my actual demise.

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The personal family aspect,
I agree,

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that merits further discussion,
but for now,

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there's much to explain,
and it's all in these shoeboxes.

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Korda Land and Sea Phoenician
Infrastructure Scheme.

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My most important project
of my lifetime.

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30 years' work.

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May I move? Over there.

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Over where?

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Over there? Why?

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They say you murdered my mother.

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What? -They say
you murdered my mother.

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Who said that? Who said that?

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"They." It's what they say.

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I feel the need to address it.

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It's why I agreed
to come here today.

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They say that? Well, it's a--

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Forgive me.

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I know you're pious.

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It's a goddamn lie.

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I never murdered
anybody's mother in my life.

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Okay. I have no choice
but to take you at your word.

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I never personally murdered
anybody at all, ever!

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You arranged murders perhaps.

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Don't put words in my mouth.

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Of course I didn't and don't.

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I've employed violent men
to do violence on occasion

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in the distant past.

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I take no relish in it.

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They say you murdered
all your wives.

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I'm gonna sue them for libel in
that case, whoever "they" are!

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If you can provide me
with their identities.

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In fact, I was very fond
of your mother

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and never would've murdered her

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under any circumstances
whatsoever.

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I didn't know her that well.

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I thought you came here
because I summoned you.

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My plan is to be a nun.

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Not anymore, right?

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Your brothers are there.

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Jasper, David, Phillip,
Michael, Harry,

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Jamie, Samuel, Steven, Thomas.

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Hello, boys.

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Will they be joining us
for luncheon?

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Of course not.

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They live in a dormitory
across the street.

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I don't know, I don't know
what they're doing here.

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Is today a Saturday?
That might explain it.

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I bought Jasper a crossbow.

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Be careful of your eyes.
He's a very good shot.

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You understand
this changes your life.

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Listen carefully.

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This shoebox contains my idea

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for the dam
we're going to build.

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This shoebox contains my idea

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for the canal
we're in the middle of digging.

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This shoebox contains my idea

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for the tunnel
we already finished drilling.

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I think he sharpens them.

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It's supposed to have
a suction cup.

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This shirt box contains
my plan to assemble

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the massive workforce required
for the project.

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In short,
we're gonna need slave labor,

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but that's available to us.

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This hatbox contains
my negotiations

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with barons in shipping,
mining and railroads.

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These littler sock boxes contain

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my agreements with titans
in banking, real estate

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and black market syndicates.

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Excuse me.

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Hello.

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Yes.

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You're not my heirs!

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Who the deuce is that?
He's been eavesdropping on us.

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I'm the new tutor.

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Ah, of course.

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Welcome.

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Bring me the polygraph.

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I always keep a tutor on staff
to give lessons

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during intervals
of my free time.

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He's gonna teach us about
insects and related subjects.

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He's an expert in that field.

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We'll be with you shortly.

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This is my daughter Liesl.

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This is Professor...?

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Bjorn.

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Professor Bjorn.

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Watch out!

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In summation, the boxes on this
carpet all together present

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a blueprint to set the wheels
of commerce in motion

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throughout a potentially rich,
now dormant region.

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Then to retain an appropriate
but extremely valuable

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five percent of the revenues
for the next 150 years.

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This is just...

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crazy.

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Yes, I admit.

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If it works, it's a miracle.

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But it's going to.

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What's in the glove box?

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That's the gap.

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We'll discuss that later.

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You still didn't sign it.

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I told you, I take my vows
at the end of the month.

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I told you, unfortunately, no.

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The church could claim a lien
on our family business.

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You can still believe in God
if you wish.

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- The pigeons are there.
- Not for me.

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I take only a few crusts
of bread in the daytime.

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- How about you?
- Hmm? Me?

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I could eat a horse
and easily a pigeon.

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You're invited
to lunch in that case.

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Oh, thank you, sir.

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Point your finger.

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- Full name?
- Bjorn Lund.

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- Place of birth?
- Oslo.

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- Are you wearing a bow tie?
- Yes.

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Are you now or have you ever
been employed

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in the conduct of industrial
espionage? -No, no, no.

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Or engaged as a professional
contract assassin-for-hire?

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Goodness, no.

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Give him the overcooked one.

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Your bread crusts, Miss Liesl.

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Peace be with you,
Reverend Mother.

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I write with perplexing tidings.

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See what I mean? Poisoned.

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- Oh, it's poisoned.
- Why did it turn black?

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My father has appointed me

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provisional successor
and prospective beneficiary

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00:17:44,174 --> 00:17:46,566
of his vast fortune,
gained entirely, as you know,

258
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,959
through unholy mischief.

259
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,440
How will your slaves
be compensated?

260
00:17:50,441 --> 00:17:52,616
I believe they will receive
a small stipend.

261
00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:53,921
It's really up to the king.

262
00:17:53,922 --> 00:17:55,401
We can't interfere
on that level.

263
00:17:55,402 --> 00:17:57,403
God may have something
to say about that.

264
00:17:57,404 --> 00:17:59,057
Is he against slavery
in the Bible?

265
00:17:59,058 --> 00:18:00,754
I'm against it.

266
00:18:00,755 --> 00:18:03,453
What worth is the pledge
of a swindling rogue?

267
00:18:03,454 --> 00:18:05,542
There's a terrible famine
in this region.

268
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,413
- This shoebox, I mean.
- I know. That's us.

269
00:18:07,414 --> 00:18:09,372
This friendless man
bewilders me.

270
00:18:09,373 --> 00:18:11,852
- In what sense that's you?
- We-we did that.

271
00:18:11,853 --> 00:18:14,290
Normally, there'd just be the
normal level of poverty there,

272
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,074
but presently
we control the grain.

273
00:18:16,075 --> 00:18:17,423
Now we make our move,

274
00:18:17,424 --> 00:18:19,077
and we supply provisions
on our own terms.

275
00:18:19,078 --> 00:18:20,861
My word. Is that ethical?

276
00:18:20,862 --> 00:18:22,385
It's damnable. To hell.

277
00:18:22,386 --> 00:18:24,474
Nevertheless,
I foresee an opportunity

278
00:18:24,475 --> 00:18:26,781
to accomplish,
by the grace of God...

279
00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:31,176
...significant good works
with the enormous resources

280
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,004
he proposes to place
at my disposal.

281
00:18:33,005 --> 00:18:34,440
Memorize this combination.

282
00:18:34,441 --> 00:18:36,225
I can't tell you
where the safe is.

283
00:18:36,226 --> 00:18:37,922
That'll be in my will.

284
00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:41,100
Perhaps this could be
even his deeper intention.

285
00:18:42,797 --> 00:18:44,276
Where does it come from?

286
00:18:44,277 --> 00:18:45,103
Mexico.

287
00:18:45,104 --> 00:18:46,844
Not the cactus.

288
00:18:46,845 --> 00:18:48,715
I mean this ruthless brutality.

289
00:18:48,716 --> 00:18:49,847
You don't know me.

290
00:18:49,848 --> 00:18:51,501
The boys live across the street.

291
00:18:51,502 --> 00:18:53,720
There's no love in this house,
as far as I can observe.

292
00:18:53,721 --> 00:18:56,680
God is absent. Why?

293
00:18:56,681 --> 00:18:58,682
I remain profoundly reluctant
to leave the order

294
00:18:58,683 --> 00:19:01,163
and long for the hour
of my return to sanctuary.

295
00:19:01,164 --> 00:19:03,165
I think it's not my fault.

296
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:06,037
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy
which starts in the nursery.

297
00:19:06,038 --> 00:19:08,300
No one cared about or for me
except my nanny,

298
00:19:08,301 --> 00:19:10,041
and she was dismissed
and put to shame.

299
00:19:10,042 --> 00:19:13,000
- What for?
- She overstepped her position.

300
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:14,654
It had to be done.

301
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,526
Also,
his poor boys, my brothers,

302
00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:18,658
thirst and hunger
for sisterly affection.

303
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,834
The wings have a scent
which gets on your fingers

304
00:19:20,835 --> 00:19:21,966
if you catch them.

305
00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:23,620
Some smell like lemons.

306
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,971
Some smell like chocolate.
Some smell like urine.

307
00:19:26,972 --> 00:19:29,974
Are you interested
in butterflies?

308
00:19:29,975 --> 00:19:31,367
Is that a real question?

309
00:19:31,368 --> 00:19:33,282
Is this an act?

310
00:19:33,283 --> 00:19:35,806
I'm interested in the welfare
of all living creatures.

311
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,896
Very good. Very good.

312
00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:42,160
What advice can you afford

313
00:19:42,161 --> 00:19:44,162
your humble servant, me?

314
00:19:44,163 --> 00:19:46,208
She was murdered, by the way.

315
00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:48,122
Not a suicide,
the official ruling.

316
00:19:48,123 --> 00:19:50,473
I think I know who did it,

317
00:19:50,474 --> 00:19:52,954
but I've tried
to stay out of it, frankly.

318
00:19:54,956 --> 00:19:56,087
The son of my father.

319
00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:58,742
He's the murderer, I suspect.

320
00:19:58,743 --> 00:20:00,744
The son of your father?

321
00:20:00,745 --> 00:20:02,049
In other words, your brother.

322
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:03,486
- Half brother.
- Uncle Nubar?

323
00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:05,662
- He's my mother's murderer?
- I suspect.

324
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,317
We always hated each other,
of course,

325
00:20:08,318 --> 00:20:10,275
but we do
conduct business together

326
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:13,017
through an intermediary,
because he's very clever.

327
00:20:13,018 --> 00:20:15,193
- "Thou shalt not kill."
- I agree.

328
00:20:15,194 --> 00:20:16,629
We must bring that man
to justice,

329
00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:18,241
if what you say is true.

330
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,678
Broadcloth.

331
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:22,809
Wake up my notary.

332
00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:24,290
Yes, sir.

333
00:20:25,596 --> 00:20:28,207
Sign the paper
in front of you...

334
00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:31,514
...and I swear
my word of solemnest honor,

335
00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:33,516
we shall bring
ferocious revenge down upon

336
00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:36,867
this cold-blooded butcher,
your Uncle Nubar.

337
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,435
Meaning get him arrested?

338
00:20:39,914 --> 00:20:41,611
I think so.

339
00:20:41,612 --> 00:20:43,395
He is one of our
principal partners, of course.

340
00:20:43,396 --> 00:20:45,005
I'll pray on the matter.

341
00:20:45,006 --> 00:20:46,572
Heavenly Father,
please grant me

342
00:20:46,573 --> 00:20:48,052
with some guidance
for this difficult decision.

343
00:20:48,053 --> 00:20:49,662
Amen.

344
00:20:49,663 --> 00:20:52,274
God has called me here
for a purpose. -

345
00:20:52,275 --> 00:20:55,320
No slaves. No famine.
No dormitory.

346
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,367
You're on a trial period.

347
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,722
We've annulled your
sacred covenant, Miss Liesl.

348
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,724
A secular rosary
will arrive from the jeweler

349
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,160
later this afternoon.

350
00:21:09,161 --> 00:21:10,597
I hope you'll find it
to your liking.

351
00:21:11,816 --> 00:21:14,253
P.S. How is your rheumatism?

352
00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:17,387
I pray for your health
and comfort.

353
00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:24,218
Jasper.

354
00:21:24,219 --> 00:21:26,003
Bless us and these,
thy holy gifts,

355
00:21:26,004 --> 00:21:27,439
which we are about to receive.

356
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,962
- We pray for the poor...
- What's this about?

357
00:21:28,963 --> 00:21:30,573
Don't make them be religious.

358
00:21:30,574 --> 00:21:32,531
I already did.
We're reading Genesis.

359
00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:34,838
...before thee in thy name.
Amen. -Amen.

360
00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:37,754
Why would anybody do something
I didn't tell them to do?

361
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:40,974
Does this soup
come from our usual kitchen?

362
00:21:40,975 --> 00:21:42,802
I feel it tastes better.

363
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,326
It does taste better.

364
00:21:44,327 --> 00:21:46,285
I have a French cook.
You have a Belgian cook.

365
00:21:50,681 --> 00:21:52,072
Yes.

366
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:56,425
What? What, what?

367
00:21:56,426 --> 00:21:58,122
- What are you afraid of?
- Don't worry.

368
00:21:58,123 --> 00:22:00,951
They eat only worms and crickets

369
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,822
and sometimes their own mates.

370
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,911
Are you men or mice?

371
00:22:04,912 --> 00:22:07,045
You should be lions!

372
00:22:09,177 --> 00:22:10,743
No bugs at the table.

373
00:22:10,744 --> 00:22:11,831
I am sorry.

374
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:13,006
Of course.

375
00:22:13,007 --> 00:22:14,878
Yes, sir?

376
00:22:14,879 --> 00:22:16,880
The snails are good.

377
00:22:16,881 --> 00:22:18,185
Thank you, sir.

378
00:22:18,186 --> 00:22:19,883
They're good.

379
00:22:19,884 --> 00:22:21,538
Also, he likes your soup.

380
00:22:25,193 --> 00:22:26,280
Did you eat dinner
with your father

381
00:22:26,281 --> 00:22:28,022
when you were a little boy?

382
00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:30,720
No.

383
00:22:30,721 --> 00:22:31,982
A new rule.

384
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,636
From this day forward,
you're allowed a maximum

385
00:22:33,637 --> 00:22:36,116
of two authorized friends,
each of you.

386
00:22:36,117 --> 00:22:37,509
And we're gonna make a list.

387
00:22:37,510 --> 00:22:39,293
Nobody not on that list
will be permitted

388
00:22:39,294 --> 00:22:41,078
to enter these premises
at any time.

389
00:22:41,079 --> 00:22:43,297
Also, a new motto:

390
00:22:43,298 --> 00:22:46,345
"Break but don't bend."

391
00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:54,134
I didn't know
you live in a slum.

392
00:22:57,095 --> 00:22:58,531
Fix the leak.

393
00:23:01,273 --> 00:23:03,274
Never buy good pictures.

394
00:23:03,275 --> 00:23:05,451
Buy masterpieces.

395
00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:11,021
Why do you adopt children
into this madness?

396
00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:12,326
I play the odds.

397
00:23:12,327 --> 00:23:13,980
Of course I have my boys,

398
00:23:13,981 --> 00:23:16,940
but the adopted ones
might turn out to be better.

399
00:23:16,941 --> 00:23:19,944
This fella could be smarter
than Einstein, for all we know.

400
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:24,164
This is a bashable rivet,

401
00:23:24,165 --> 00:23:26,645
perhaps the most effective
device of mechanical hardware

402
00:23:26,646 --> 00:23:28,473
ever conceived for the purpose
of permanently coupling

403
00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:30,910
two beams, rods,
posts or pillars.

404
00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:33,217
It's the foundation
of modern civil engineering,

405
00:23:33,218 --> 00:23:36,046
though its usage, of course,
dates from the Bronze Age.

406
00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:38,744
Regular price: ten for a nickel.

407
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:23,963
Wake up.
The new plane is on the tarmac.

408
00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:25,138
- We're leaving in ten minutes.
- What?

409
00:24:25,139 --> 00:24:26,488
- Wake up.
- Wait.

410
00:24:26,489 --> 00:24:27,706
Wh-Why? Where are we going?

411
00:24:27,707 --> 00:24:30,404
- I'll tell you in the air.
- Tell me now.

412
00:24:30,405 --> 00:24:31,493
I'll tell you in the car.

413
00:24:31,494 --> 00:24:33,190
- Tell me now.
- Obey me.

414
00:24:33,191 --> 00:24:34,147
I'm going back to sleep.

415
00:24:34,148 --> 00:24:36,149
It's sabotage! Look.

416
00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:39,065
Over the past 50 years, the
market value of bashable rivets

417
00:24:39,066 --> 00:24:41,894
has risen calmly, measuredly
from three and a quarter

418
00:24:41,895 --> 00:24:44,593
to 27 and a half Yankee dollars
per keg-barrel.

419
00:24:44,594 --> 00:24:47,857
Last night,
rivets rocketed to 900.

420
00:24:47,858 --> 00:24:50,076
- What does that mean? For us?
- It means the gap explodes.

421
00:24:50,077 --> 00:24:52,601
There's a run on bolts, spikes
and pulverized gravel, too.

422
00:24:52,602 --> 00:24:54,472
All category
of construction materials

423
00:24:54,473 --> 00:24:56,430
across the entire
western Near East.

424
00:24:56,431 --> 00:24:59,172
My enemies are manipulating
the markets we manipulated.

425
00:24:59,173 --> 00:25:01,000
Who's that?

426
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,785
Arsonists. I hired
them to burn the house down,

427
00:25:02,786 --> 00:25:04,569
if necessary,
for insurance purposes.

428
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:06,571
They're just doing
an assessment right now.

429
00:25:06,572 --> 00:25:08,878
That's not my suitcase.

430
00:25:08,879 --> 00:25:10,227
I got you a new one.

431
00:25:10,228 --> 00:25:12,316
The other one wouldn't be
suitable for this voyage.

432
00:25:12,317 --> 00:25:14,187
It looks like a picnic basket.

433
00:25:14,188 --> 00:25:16,538
Today, tonight and tomorrow,
we rendezvous with every titan

434
00:25:16,539 --> 00:25:19,671
in every shoebox and pretend we
agree what we already agreed,

435
00:25:19,672 --> 00:25:21,499
but, in fact, we don't.
We can't.

436
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,892
Somebody's got to cover the gap.

437
00:25:22,893 --> 00:25:23,849
How much is the gap?

438
00:25:23,850 --> 00:25:25,547
The gap?
The gap is not like that.

439
00:25:25,548 --> 00:25:27,679
Yes, it's partly
a deficit in funding

440
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,159
against our total
projected revenues,

441
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,640
but more precariously,
it's a missing slice of a pie

442
00:25:31,641 --> 00:25:33,424
that was baked
too big for the pan.

443
00:25:33,425 --> 00:25:35,166
I mean the amount.

444
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:38,168
Everything we got.

445
00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:40,650
Our entire fortune
plus a little bit more.

446
00:25:41,476 --> 00:25:43,217
Wake up the tutor.

447
00:25:50,703 --> 00:25:51,790
Initial countermeasures rendered

448
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,923
highly effective results,
as you can see.

449
00:25:53,924 --> 00:25:56,403
Subject now engaged
in desperate campaign

450
00:25:56,404 --> 00:25:57,623
of clandestine site visits.

451
00:25:59,233 --> 00:26:02,235
Crisscrossing region to
confront each principal partner

452
00:26:02,236 --> 00:26:04,542
in effort to re-renegotiate
terms of charter agreement

453
00:26:04,543 --> 00:26:06,283
and salvage enterprise

454
00:26:06,284 --> 00:26:09,286
before official signature
signing ceremony end of month.

455
00:26:09,287 --> 00:26:12,855
Also, newly obtained medical
report indicates subject may be

456
00:26:12,856 --> 00:26:15,423
suffering trauma
from blunt force head injury.

457
00:26:16,468 --> 00:26:17,903
Are those screws or bolts?

458
00:26:17,904 --> 00:26:19,165
Possibly both.

459
00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:21,734
Likely accumulated
over several incidents.

460
00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:31,701
What's in the fruit crate?

461
00:26:32,789 --> 00:26:34,311
Leave that alone. It's fragile.

462
00:26:34,312 --> 00:26:35,834
- What is it?
- That?

463
00:26:35,835 --> 00:26:37,662
It's fragile.
Leave the fruit crate alone.

464
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:39,795
- But what is it?
- Just...

465
00:26:39,796 --> 00:26:42,754
It's hand grenades.
Are you satisfied?

466
00:26:42,755 --> 00:26:45,148
Can you accept now
to be careful around it?

467
00:26:45,149 --> 00:26:47,150
Why are we traveling
with a boxful of hand grenades?

468
00:26:47,151 --> 00:26:49,413
I have extras--
a large number of them.

469
00:26:49,414 --> 00:26:50,806
For me, at this time,

470
00:26:50,807 --> 00:26:52,765
a hand grenade is cheaper
than a bullet.

471
00:26:54,419 --> 00:26:55,725
Do you use them?

472
00:26:57,291 --> 00:26:59,337
That's not really the point.

473
00:27:02,557 --> 00:27:04,124
Point your finger.

474
00:27:08,172 --> 00:27:10,260
You'll be acting as
my administrative secretary

475
00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:12,175
for the time being.

476
00:27:12,176 --> 00:27:14,307
The last one got blown in two,
as you know. -Oh, marvelous.

477
00:27:14,308 --> 00:27:16,396
That rucksack, which you're
responsible for, contains

478
00:27:16,397 --> 00:27:18,921
all the liquid currency
to my name at this moment.

479
00:27:18,922 --> 00:27:21,445
Keep it on your person
at all times and don't lose it.

480
00:27:21,446 --> 00:27:23,229
I'll do my best. Great Scott!

481
00:27:23,230 --> 00:27:24,840
Look at this one.

482
00:27:24,841 --> 00:27:26,406
Isn't it remarkable
how he's able

483
00:27:26,407 --> 00:27:28,060
to hang on at this airspeed?

484
00:27:28,061 --> 00:27:29,932
How does he hang on
at this airspeed?

485
00:27:29,933 --> 00:27:31,977
Shall we do a lesson now
or should I talk to you?

486
00:27:31,978 --> 00:27:34,110
I expect you know about
tarsal segments:

487
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:36,460
the tiny hairs with
clawlike structures that grip

488
00:27:36,461 --> 00:27:40,029
microscopic irregularities on
an apparently smooth surface.

489
00:27:40,030 --> 00:27:42,553
But the dragonfly is also
furnished with little pads...

490
00:27:42,554 --> 00:27:44,120
Hold that thought.

491
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:46,776
...called pulvilli.

492
00:27:48,516 --> 00:27:50,780
When was your last confession?

493
00:27:51,911 --> 00:27:53,912
- I think I was 14.
- Oh, dear.

494
00:27:53,913 --> 00:27:55,698
Do you still believe in God?

495
00:27:56,437 --> 00:27:57,524
Sadly, no.

496
00:27:57,525 --> 00:27:58,961
Are you an atheist?

497
00:27:58,962 --> 00:28:00,353
I'm a scientist.

498
00:28:00,354 --> 00:28:01,485
You're an atheist.

499
00:28:01,486 --> 00:28:02,705
Are you chaste?

500
00:28:03,488 --> 00:28:04,923
Not particularly.

501
00:28:04,924 --> 00:28:06,186
Is that important?

502
00:28:08,101 --> 00:28:10,146
I don't really know.

503
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:13,889
Are you very terribly
pure yourself?

504
00:28:13,890 --> 00:28:15,934
Obviously. How can you
ask me such a thing?

505
00:28:15,935 --> 00:28:16,805
Look at me.

506
00:28:16,806 --> 00:28:18,720
It wouldn't matter in the least.

507
00:28:18,721 --> 00:28:21,200
Even if you were the cheapest
girl at the filthiest brothel

508
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,463
in the seediest
red-light district...

509
00:28:23,464 --> 00:28:25,074
- Oh, dear.
- ...on this swirling orb,

510
00:28:25,075 --> 00:28:27,860
nothing could detract
from your loveliness.

511
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:32,472
Thank you.

512
00:28:32,473 --> 00:28:34,300
You're welcome.
I speak my heart.

513
00:28:34,301 --> 00:28:35,867
I'm a bohemian.

514
00:28:35,868 --> 00:28:38,304
I thought you were born in Oslo.

515
00:28:38,305 --> 00:28:40,002
Not literally bohemian.

516
00:28:40,003 --> 00:28:42,308
Actually, I've only been
to one brothel.

517
00:28:42,309 --> 00:28:44,658
It left me cold.

518
00:28:44,659 --> 00:28:47,009
We're starting our descent.

519
00:28:47,010 --> 00:28:48,750
Prepare your documents
before we deplane

520
00:28:48,751 --> 00:28:50,577
so you never delay my schedule.

521
00:28:50,578 --> 00:28:52,450
Passports?

522
00:29:00,327 --> 00:29:01,589
Where's yours?

523
00:29:03,591 --> 00:29:05,593
I don't have a passport.

524
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,770
Normal people want
the basic human rights

525
00:29:08,771 --> 00:29:11,294
that accompany citizenship
in any sovereign nation.

526
00:29:11,295 --> 00:29:13,209
I don't.

527
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:15,428
My legal residence is
a shack in Portugal.

528
00:29:15,429 --> 00:29:18,388
My official domicile is
a hut on the Black Sea.

529
00:29:18,389 --> 00:29:21,217
My certificated abode is
a lodge perched on the edge

530
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:23,436
of a cliff overlooking
the sub-Saharan rainforest

531
00:29:23,437 --> 00:29:25,395
accessible only by goat path.

532
00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:27,658
I don't live anywhere.

533
00:29:27,659 --> 00:29:29,834
I'm not a citizen at all.

534
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:32,620
I don't need my human rights.

535
00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:45,545
What was that?

536
00:29:45,546 --> 00:29:48,548
I think nothing.

537
00:29:48,549 --> 00:29:50,246
It's the same sound
I heard last time

538
00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:53,858
before the plane exploded,
but this time, it didn't.

539
00:29:53,859 --> 00:29:56,644
So, nothing to worry about.

540
00:29:58,472 --> 00:30:00,474
Myself, I feel very safe.

541
00:30:36,249 --> 00:30:38,207
You have a long journey,
don't you?

542
00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:40,426
You must find a suitable place
to bury it.

543
00:30:40,427 --> 00:30:42,211
Yes.

544
00:30:42,212 --> 00:30:45,344
I never lost interest in you,
by the way.

545
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:47,781
I always followed your progress
with great interest.

546
00:30:47,782 --> 00:30:49,566
- Followed how?
- Bjorn!

547
00:30:49,567 --> 00:30:51,350
- Hmm?
- Where's the rucksack?

548
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:52,786
In the car.

549
00:30:52,787 --> 00:30:55,050
Followed how?

550
00:30:55,051 --> 00:30:57,791
Well, I generally kept
various operatives observing

551
00:30:57,792 --> 00:30:59,445
your activities,
your report cards,

552
00:30:59,446 --> 00:31:01,447
your medical history,
your personal correspondence,

553
00:31:01,448 --> 00:31:03,406
et cetera. -You've been spying
on me all my entire life?

554
00:31:03,407 --> 00:31:06,191
It's not called spying
when you're the parent.

555
00:31:06,192 --> 00:31:07,671
It's called nurturing.

556
00:31:07,672 --> 00:31:09,935
Or at the very least, interest.

557
00:31:14,766 --> 00:31:15,898
Here comes the prince.

558
00:31:20,206 --> 00:31:22,381
Actually, that's
some other fellows.

559
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:25,776
I think assassins.

560
00:31:25,777 --> 00:31:27,517
Driver, get the hand grenades.

561
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:28,911
Driver!

562
00:31:39,443 --> 00:31:41,140
Ahoy!

563
00:31:44,709 --> 00:31:46,579
You armed yourself. Good girl.

564
00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:47,711
Oh, no.

565
00:31:47,712 --> 00:31:49,495
The assassins shot your driver.

566
00:31:49,496 --> 00:31:51,193
I pledge to compensate his
family on behalf of the king,

567
00:31:51,194 --> 00:31:52,803
who regrets the presence
of devilish brigands

568
00:31:52,804 --> 00:31:54,152
in the imperial realm.

569
00:31:54,153 --> 00:31:56,633
I think I recognize
that assassin.

570
00:31:56,634 --> 00:31:58,461
He used to work for me, maybe.

571
00:31:59,506 --> 00:32:01,464
Who's this?

572
00:32:01,465 --> 00:32:03,335
- My daughter Liesl.
- How do you do, Your Highness?

573
00:32:03,336 --> 00:32:05,555
Oh, she's a bride of Christ.
What a pity.

574
00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:06,817
You may address me directly.

575
00:32:06,818 --> 00:32:08,384
I beg your pardon.
You're stunning.

576
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,038
Thank you. -They got him
right through the pump.

577
00:32:10,039 --> 00:32:12,170
- The driver, I mean.
- Poor man.

578
00:32:12,171 --> 00:32:14,042
- He didn't suffer.
- I believe he did suffer.

579
00:32:14,043 --> 00:32:15,565
I brought you a humble symbol
of the gratitude

580
00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:17,175
of my father's people
for your heroic endeavors

581
00:32:17,176 --> 00:32:18,742
toward the prosperity
of our commonwealth.

582
00:32:18,743 --> 00:32:20,352
Another knife.

583
00:32:20,353 --> 00:32:23,051
She's got one, too,
under the habit. Show him.

584
00:32:23,052 --> 00:32:24,922
- Holy moly.
- I bought it at the airport.

585
00:32:24,923 --> 00:32:26,532
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

586
00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:28,100
You're very kind.

587
00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:39,676
How confident are we
in this tunnel

588
00:32:39,677 --> 00:32:41,591
at the current stage
of construction?

589
00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:42,896
One hundred percent.

590
00:32:42,897 --> 00:32:44,420
Don't be alarmed by that tremor.

591
00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:46,030
- Miss Liesl...
- Would you like to hold my hand?

592
00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:47,945
I was going to suggest
the same thing.

593
00:32:47,946 --> 00:32:49,033
Thank you both.

594
00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:50,643
It's a very good tunnel.

595
00:32:50,644 --> 00:32:52,341
Myself, I feel very safe.

596
00:32:52,342 --> 00:32:53,951
Yes, but you're in the habit
of surviving.

597
00:32:53,952 --> 00:32:55,214
Stop!

598
00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:01,960
I beg your pardon.

599
00:33:05,659 --> 00:33:06,833
Right on schedule.

600
00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:29,900
This is not the document
we agreed to validate.

601
00:33:29,901 --> 00:33:31,902
What? Of course it is.

602
00:33:31,903 --> 00:33:33,860
You've been fiddling with it!

603
00:33:33,861 --> 00:33:34,992
Th-The deal's already in place.

604
00:33:34,993 --> 00:33:36,298
This is just a symbolic meeting

605
00:33:36,299 --> 00:33:37,647
to connect
the unfinished tracks.

606
00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:38,517
It's a formality.

607
00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:40,171
Not anymore.

608
00:33:40,172 --> 00:33:41,999
Oh, help yourself
to a hand grenade.

609
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,393
Have you been fiddling with it?

610
00:33:44,394 --> 00:33:45,916
Barely.

611
00:33:45,917 --> 00:33:46,873
- Liar! How dare you?!
- What in the hell made you...

612
00:33:46,874 --> 00:33:48,527
It's not my fault!

613
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,098
...goddamn liar!

614
00:33:54,099 --> 00:33:55,752
Somebody's got to cover the gap.

615
00:33:55,753 --> 00:33:57,275
Somebody else.

616
00:33:57,276 --> 00:33:59,103
I'll change it back.
We concede the point.

617
00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:00,452
We're walking away.

618
00:34:00,453 --> 00:34:02,585
The resources of our
bountiful treasury have been

619
00:34:02,586 --> 00:34:04,065
acutely depleted during the
drilling of this magnificent...

620
00:34:04,066 --> 00:34:06,328
- That's not our problem.
- It's his and yours.

621
00:34:06,329 --> 00:34:07,372
Goodbye.

622
00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:12,029
Halt!

623
00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:14,031
Let's resolve it
the way we did in Colorado

624
00:34:14,032 --> 00:34:16,120
with the dispute
over the Fort Junction claim.

625
00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:19,255
Two-on-two, first to five.

626
00:34:27,393 --> 00:34:29,481
This puts us at
a spectacular disadvantage.

627
00:34:29,482 --> 00:34:31,266
I've never played the game
in my life.

628
00:34:31,267 --> 00:34:32,615
I don't even know
the regulations.

629
00:34:32,616 --> 00:34:36,271
We're the underdog, yes.
I still like our chances.

630
00:34:36,272 --> 00:34:38,882
Basketball, by the way,
it's their greatest strength,

631
00:34:38,883 --> 00:34:40,579
but it's
their greatest weakness.

632
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:41,885
Two beers, please.

633
00:34:41,886 --> 00:34:43,408
Uh, not for me.

634
00:34:43,409 --> 00:34:44,801
I've never tasted hard liquor
in my life,

635
00:34:44,802 --> 00:34:46,237
except communion wine.

636
00:34:46,238 --> 00:34:47,934
Uh, communion,
this is not hard liquor.

637
00:34:47,935 --> 00:34:52,156
Anyway, on a hot day, in a
dark tunnel, beer's delicious.

638
00:34:52,157 --> 00:34:53,723
You should drink this.

639
00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:55,507
Okay. Two beers.

640
00:35:06,867 --> 00:35:08,172
- Call it.
- Heads.

641
00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:09,305
Heads.

642
00:35:28,193 --> 00:35:29,238
One-zip.

643
00:35:30,543 --> 00:35:32,023
A respectable attempt.

644
00:35:33,546 --> 00:35:35,157
Classic backhand layup.

645
00:35:43,252 --> 00:35:45,253
- I beg your pardon?
- I didn't say anything.

646
00:35:45,254 --> 00:35:47,124
Did you hear what Mr. Reagan
just spoke to me?

647
00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:49,474
When he refers to my mother,
he refers to the sovereign queen

648
00:35:49,475 --> 00:35:51,694
of a population
of ten million loyal subjects.

649
00:35:51,695 --> 00:35:53,435
He didn't say anything
about the sovereign queen.

650
00:35:53,436 --> 00:35:54,784
Don't listen to that.

651
00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:56,133
He's trying to get in your head.

652
00:35:56,134 --> 00:35:57,308
Just play your game, Farouk,

653
00:35:57,309 --> 00:35:58,614
if I may call you that,
Your Highness.

654
00:35:58,615 --> 00:35:59,919
I don't know
how to play my game.

655
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,094
It's utterly foreign to me.

656
00:36:01,095 --> 00:36:04,011
- You're good.
- I'm not good!

657
00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:12,541
Two-zip.

658
00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:14,499
Does that count?

659
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:17,459
It doesn't count, but
I've never seen it done before.

660
00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:19,678
You got to bounce it
when you move.

661
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:21,898
That's a rule
I should've mentioned.

662
00:36:21,899 --> 00:36:23,987
How well do you know him?

663
00:36:23,988 --> 00:36:25,380
How well do I know...?

664
00:36:25,381 --> 00:36:28,121
Anatole Korda. Zsa-zsa.
Your father.

665
00:36:28,122 --> 00:36:30,298
Not well. Mostly by reputation.

666
00:36:30,299 --> 00:36:31,560
I see.

667
00:36:31,561 --> 00:36:33,388
What's your directive,
in that case, here?

668
00:36:33,389 --> 00:36:36,434
- My directive?
- If you have one.

669
00:36:36,435 --> 00:36:41,265
I would say, I think,
to prove himself to me.

670
00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:42,788
Also, the other way around.

671
00:36:42,789 --> 00:36:43,876
Am I prying?

672
00:36:43,877 --> 00:36:45,095
Are you prying?

673
00:36:45,096 --> 00:36:46,879
Maybe. Half and half.

674
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,620
Prying and, for selfish reasons,

675
00:36:48,621 --> 00:36:51,101
genuinely concerned
for your future welfare.

676
00:36:51,102 --> 00:36:51,971
Double hop-back jump shot.

677
00:36:51,972 --> 00:36:53,278
Hmm.

678
00:36:58,979 --> 00:37:00,676
- What's it like?
- I wonder.

679
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:02,895
- Plummeting to earth, on fire.
- How many times?

680
00:37:02,896 --> 00:37:04,723
- Six, so far.
- Yikes.

681
00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:06,247
- Sportsmanship, gentlemen.
- Part of the game.

682
00:37:06,248 --> 00:37:08,379
Nothing personal.

683
00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:12,253
Get it right this time,
you twerp.

684
00:37:16,475 --> 00:37:19,042
Could you imagine falling
in love with a man like me,

685
00:37:19,043 --> 00:37:21,218
by the way, hypothetically?

686
00:37:21,219 --> 00:37:23,525
You're drunk. On three beers.

687
00:37:23,526 --> 00:37:26,267
I think I mean it
as a genuine question.

688
00:37:26,268 --> 00:37:27,659
Sisters of the cloth
do not engage

689
00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:29,444
in romantic behavior
of any kind.

690
00:37:29,445 --> 00:37:31,272
- Oh, really?
- It's a vow.

691
00:37:31,273 --> 00:37:33,100
In that case,
stop flirting with the prince!

692
00:37:34,493 --> 00:37:36,755
Besides, I thought
you're not a nun anymore.

693
00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:39,237
You're a business lady.

694
00:37:41,935 --> 00:37:43,936
Is this an act?

695
00:37:43,937 --> 00:37:45,373
You asked me that before!

696
00:37:45,374 --> 00:37:47,376
I don't know
what you're talking about.

697
00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:52,468
Left-handed, blind-man,
over-the-shoulder swoop.

698
00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:58,124
Yow!

699
00:38:03,217 --> 00:38:06,395
That was the worst plane crash
I ever survived in my life.

700
00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:10,006
I think I died, actually,

701
00:38:10,007 --> 00:38:12,400
for about a minute and a half.

702
00:38:12,401 --> 00:38:14,446
It's coming back now.

703
00:38:16,579 --> 00:38:18,144
- What's going on?
- I don't know.

704
00:38:18,145 --> 00:38:20,799
Did we give up?

705
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,847
Just, Sir Zsa-zsa,
as you say, play your game.

706
00:38:24,935 --> 00:38:26,979
I'm not really a sportsman.

707
00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:30,331
I'm more interested
in gardening, for instance.

708
00:38:30,332 --> 00:38:32,376
My enemies are everywhere.

709
00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:34,335
I'd like my daughter
to come to me.

710
00:38:34,336 --> 00:38:35,988
She's drinking beer
in the dining car

711
00:38:35,989 --> 00:38:37,468
with your
administrative secretary.

712
00:38:37,469 --> 00:38:39,252
Fetch the nun.

713
00:38:39,253 --> 00:38:41,211
He's actually a tutor.

714
00:38:41,212 --> 00:38:43,039
Insects and related subjects.

715
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,475
Sorry for my bad manners.

716
00:38:44,476 --> 00:38:46,522
- The beers were too strong.
- Hush.

717
00:38:50,439 --> 00:38:52,875
I was present at your birth.

718
00:38:52,876 --> 00:38:55,834
The midwife was
a leathery old hag.

719
00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:57,183
I cut the umbilical cord

720
00:38:57,184 --> 00:38:59,403
with hedge clippers
of my own design.

721
00:38:59,404 --> 00:39:01,536
I was very fond of your mother
and never would've murdered her

722
00:39:01,537 --> 00:39:04,408
under any circumstances
whatsoever.

723
00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:06,018
How'd you get so religious?

724
00:39:06,019 --> 00:39:08,934
My surviving parent sent me to
live in a convent at age five.

725
00:39:08,935 --> 00:39:10,632
To keep you away from boys.

726
00:39:10,633 --> 00:39:13,025
Didn't expect you
to get brainwashed.

727
00:39:13,026 --> 00:39:15,027
You're the only child
I did wish to try to be

728
00:39:15,028 --> 00:39:19,293
a proper father to,
but it wasn't possible.

729
00:39:20,382 --> 00:39:22,252
You're named for my grandmother.

730
00:39:22,253 --> 00:39:25,255
She didn't recognize me.

731
00:39:25,256 --> 00:39:26,865
Is this typical of him?

732
00:39:26,866 --> 00:39:28,258
In my experience? Not at all.

733
00:39:28,259 --> 00:39:29,694
Normally, I'd say
he's the shrewdest,

734
00:39:29,695 --> 00:39:31,348
most resourceful
businessman alive.

735
00:39:31,349 --> 00:39:32,394
Ha!

736
00:39:33,177 --> 00:39:35,570
One last shot.

737
00:39:35,571 --> 00:39:37,573
From the end
of the train tracks.

738
00:39:39,139 --> 00:39:40,749
If Farouk succeeds,

739
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:42,272
the deal proceeds according
to the original document

740
00:39:42,273 --> 00:39:43,708
before I fiddled with it,

741
00:39:43,709 --> 00:39:44,970
but you cover
ten percent of the gap,

742
00:39:44,971 --> 00:39:46,102
and I swear my word
of solemnest honor...

743
00:39:46,103 --> 00:39:47,190
- Skip it.
- Me?

744
00:39:47,191 --> 00:39:48,931
- You.
- He misses,

745
00:39:48,932 --> 00:39:51,499
there's half a million
Swiss francs in that rucksack.

746
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,935
It's yours.

747
00:39:52,936 --> 00:39:54,590
The rucksack.

748
00:40:00,117 --> 00:40:02,945
Okay, Farouk, if I may
call you that, Your Highness.

749
00:40:02,946 --> 00:40:04,426
Take the shot.

750
00:40:31,061 --> 00:40:34,064
Is it acceptable for me to
propel the ball in this manner?

751
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:42,333
We knew your mother.

752
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:44,727
One moment.

753
00:40:47,991 --> 00:40:49,731
Dear merciful
and Heavenly Father,

754
00:40:49,732 --> 00:40:51,297
please grant us good luck
and fortune in the circumstance

755
00:40:51,298 --> 00:40:53,125
of my father's business dealings
with the Sacramento...

756
00:41:29,249 --> 00:41:30,381
Good husband...

757
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,689
...what tribute is this?

758
00:41:36,387 --> 00:41:37,779
Money.

759
00:41:44,438 --> 00:41:46,266
She's not your daughter.

760
00:41:59,236 --> 00:42:01,454
You do have my eyes.

761
00:42:01,455 --> 00:42:04,196
Do people not tell you that?

762
00:42:04,197 --> 00:42:07,156
Nobody ever told me
I have anybody's anything.

763
00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:08,637
I think I see it.

764
00:42:10,029 --> 00:42:11,508
Except yours aren't blue.

765
00:42:11,509 --> 00:42:13,466
What's that?

766
00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:15,557
I don't know. Go find out.

767
00:42:26,306 --> 00:42:29,004
He has my eyes, too.

768
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,484
Uncle Nubar.

769
00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:33,312
He's not human.

770
00:42:33,313 --> 00:42:35,272
He's biblical.

771
00:42:36,578 --> 00:42:38,448
What did you pray, specifically,

772
00:42:38,449 --> 00:42:41,799
to get Prince Farouk to make
that impossible granny shot?

773
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,584
Even as an atheist,
without God's will,

774
00:42:43,585 --> 00:42:45,150
he would've botched it
by a mile.

775
00:42:45,151 --> 00:42:47,022
It's not witchcraft.

776
00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,764
The phrasing of it, which
I don't recall, doesn't matter.

777
00:42:49,765 --> 00:42:51,723
What matters is
the sincerity of your devotion.

778
00:42:56,075 --> 00:42:57,119
That's it.

779
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,208
That's what?

780
00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:01,428
- No, that's it.
- What?

781
00:43:02,952 --> 00:43:03,822
That's it.

782
00:43:04,997 --> 00:43:06,694
The pilot says
you got a telephone call.

783
00:43:06,695 --> 00:43:08,913
- On an airplane.
- Who is it?

784
00:43:08,914 --> 00:43:11,089
A Mr. Savarin-Montrachet.

785
00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:12,787
Marseille Bob.

786
00:43:22,536 --> 00:43:23,798
Hello, Robert.

787
00:43:23,799 --> 00:43:25,016
Hello, hello.

788
00:43:25,017 --> 00:43:26,670
Hello, Robert!

789
00:43:26,671 --> 00:43:28,803
Yes, everything's going fine.

790
00:43:28,804 --> 00:43:30,021
The tunnel?

791
00:43:30,022 --> 00:43:31,980
It's perfect.

792
00:43:31,981 --> 00:43:33,982
Yes, the brothers agree
to cover the gap.

793
00:43:33,983 --> 00:43:35,505
Yes, all of it.

794
00:43:35,506 --> 00:43:38,290
Everyone's delighted.

795
00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:39,378
See you tonight.

796
00:43:39,379 --> 00:43:41,425
Hugs and kisses.

797
00:43:45,951 --> 00:43:47,691
Did you just tell Marseille Bob

798
00:43:47,692 --> 00:43:49,475
the Sacramento Consortium
agreed to cover the gap?

799
00:43:49,476 --> 00:43:51,260
- No.
- "All of it," you said.

800
00:43:51,261 --> 00:43:52,914
I speak French, of course.
You're fiddling with it again.

801
00:43:52,915 --> 00:43:54,437
Okay, yes,
but I'm doing a strategy.

802
00:43:54,438 --> 00:43:55,525
Listen carefully.

803
00:43:55,526 --> 00:43:57,353
Is this supposed to be here?

804
00:43:57,354 --> 00:43:58,920
It was under the lunch trolley.

805
00:43:58,921 --> 00:44:00,879
- Oh, dear.
- How much time does it say?

806
00:44:02,185 --> 00:44:03,577
18 minutes.

807
00:44:04,883 --> 00:44:07,319
Perfectly fine. We land in ten.

808
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,366
Myself, I feel very safe.

809
00:44:29,255 --> 00:44:30,342
One, two, three.

810
00:44:49,014 --> 00:44:49,971
The freighter docks

811
00:44:49,972 --> 00:44:50,798
at high water.

812
00:44:50,799 --> 00:44:52,103
The meeting's at midnight.

813
00:44:52,104 --> 00:44:54,453
Should we take two taxis?
Two taxis.

814
00:44:54,454 --> 00:44:56,325
Uh, I've arranged
a light supper, in the meantime.

815
00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:57,326
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

816
00:44:57,327 --> 00:44:59,023
You're very kind.

817
00:44:59,024 --> 00:45:00,372
May I offer you
a champagne cocktail?

818
00:45:00,373 --> 00:45:02,157
Uh, not for me.

819
00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:03,593
I've never tasted hard liquor
in my life,

820
00:45:03,594 --> 00:45:04,550
except beer and communion wine.

821
00:45:04,551 --> 00:45:06,378
That's not hard liquor.

822
00:45:06,379 --> 00:45:09,730
It's a delicious concoction
with cherries and a sugar cube.

823
00:45:09,731 --> 00:45:11,820
Okay. Two champagne cocktails.

824
00:45:13,038 --> 00:45:14,953
I knew your mother.

825
00:45:36,018 --> 00:45:37,280
- You don't know?
- No.

826
00:45:57,779 --> 00:45:59,476
I recognize your handwriting.

827
00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:02,913
This is you.

828
00:46:02,914 --> 00:46:05,263
Obviously,
the Sacramento Consortium

829
00:46:05,264 --> 00:46:06,917
refused to cover the gap,
and you're trying to secretly

830
00:46:06,918 --> 00:46:09,572
blackmail me
to salvage the agreement.

831
00:46:09,573 --> 00:46:11,052
Actually, I suppose
it's extortion.

832
00:46:11,053 --> 00:46:13,358
It's so crude.
You've been fiddling with it.

833
00:46:13,359 --> 00:46:14,403
That's absurd.

834
00:46:14,404 --> 00:46:16,057
It's far-fetched.

835
00:46:16,058 --> 00:46:18,015
Where do you get
such suspicious ideas?

836
00:46:18,016 --> 00:46:19,147
It's very French.

837
00:46:19,148 --> 00:46:20,888
How could we know
you were gonna receive

838
00:46:20,889 --> 00:46:21,845
an anonymous letter
in the middle of...

839
00:46:21,846 --> 00:46:23,281
Nothing you say
will convince me.

840
00:46:23,282 --> 00:46:25,414
I'm absolutely,
unflinchingly certain

841
00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:27,764
you are responsible for this,
as you say, anonymous letter.

842
00:46:27,765 --> 00:46:29,854
If you deny it again,
I'm throwing you out.

843
00:46:31,508 --> 00:46:32,769
Is that a threat?!

844
00:46:32,770 --> 00:46:33,857
Somebody's got to cover the gap!

845
00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:35,250
It's sabotage!
The bashable rivets!

846
00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:36,686
Not my fault!

847
00:46:36,687 --> 00:46:37,687
Somebody's manipulating
the markets...

848
00:46:39,342 --> 00:46:41,430
Well, anyway, you're wrong
about my handwriting.

849
00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:42,648
Bjorn redrafted it.

850
00:46:42,649 --> 00:46:44,215
Why'd you just do that?

851
00:46:44,216 --> 00:46:45,913
You just admitted everything
after swearing us

852
00:46:45,914 --> 00:46:47,436
to never reveal
your deceitfulness,

853
00:46:47,437 --> 00:46:48,829
even under pain of torture,
for the rest of our lives.

854
00:46:48,830 --> 00:46:50,265
You call that a strategy?

855
00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:51,570
He doesn't fall for it.

856
00:46:51,571 --> 00:46:53,616
They covered ten percent
plus Farouk another five.

857
00:46:53,617 --> 00:46:55,009
What's become of you?

858
00:46:55,010 --> 00:46:57,707
Too many airplane crashes,
I think.

859
00:46:57,708 --> 00:46:59,448
I'm walking away. One taxi.

860
00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:01,537
I'll change it back.
We concede the point.

861
00:47:01,538 --> 00:47:02,755
- Too late.
- No, no.

862
00:47:02,756 --> 00:47:04,235
I'll change it back.

863
00:47:04,236 --> 00:47:06,194
- We concede the point.
- Still too late.

864
00:47:06,195 --> 00:47:08,413
No, no, no, no.

865
00:47:08,414 --> 00:47:10,328
I'll change it back.

866
00:47:10,329 --> 00:47:11,939
We concede the point.

867
00:47:14,986 --> 00:47:16,683
What was that?

868
00:47:19,382 --> 00:47:21,513
This is a robbery.

869
00:47:21,514 --> 00:47:23,254
On behalf of the Jungle Unit

870
00:47:23,255 --> 00:47:25,213
of the Intercontinental
Radical Freedom Militia Corps.

871
00:47:25,214 --> 00:47:27,520
All money, jewels and watches
into the bags, please.

872
00:47:28,739 --> 00:47:30,261
We're outgunned.

873
00:47:30,262 --> 00:47:31,654
Who are they?
I don't know these terrorists.

874
00:47:31,655 --> 00:47:32,524
Must come from out of town.

875
00:47:34,484 --> 00:47:36,137
The proceeds of this seizure
will benefit not only

876
00:47:36,138 --> 00:47:38,313
the administrative activity
of our organization

877
00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:39,880
but also orphans and widows,

878
00:47:39,881 --> 00:47:41,055
the blind, the sick,
the wounded,

879
00:47:41,056 --> 00:47:43,057
farmers, teachers
and the construction

880
00:47:43,058 --> 00:47:44,798
of hygienic wastewater
disposal systems.

881
00:47:46,888 --> 00:47:48,410
Why is he shooting my ceiling?!

882
00:47:48,411 --> 00:47:50,412
Just rob my customers
and make your getaway!

883
00:47:50,413 --> 00:47:51,980
- Bjorn, get the hand grenades.
- No.

884
00:47:53,807 --> 00:47:56,287
None of the funds generated
by the sale of your property

885
00:47:56,288 --> 00:47:57,506
will be squandered.

886
00:47:57,507 --> 00:47:59,509
These pamphlets articulate
our policies.

887
00:48:00,858 --> 00:48:02,033
It's too much.

888
00:48:03,121 --> 00:48:06,036
Why are you shooting my ceiling?

889
00:48:06,037 --> 00:48:07,733
This is a robbery on behalf
of the Jungle Unit of...

890
00:48:07,734 --> 00:48:10,345
I know. I understand that.
I'm asking about my ceiling.

891
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,348
You idiots are destroying
a magnificent nightclub.

892
00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:15,741
Grab the loot and get out!

893
00:48:15,742 --> 00:48:17,657
Let's communicate.

894
00:48:19,833 --> 00:48:21,487
He took a bullet for me.

895
00:48:23,272 --> 00:48:25,012
- I took a bullet for you.
- I'm aware of that.

896
00:48:25,013 --> 00:48:26,752
I witnessed the event.
Where's the wound?

897
00:48:26,753 --> 00:48:28,015
Right here where the blood

898
00:48:28,016 --> 00:48:29,931
- is gushing out of me.
- Okay.

899
00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:34,718
Oh, it's not too bad, actually.

900
00:48:36,633 --> 00:48:39,461
I think your diplomatic
credentials slowed it down.

901
00:48:39,462 --> 00:48:40,679
Excuse us.

902
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,507
For that needless violence.

903
00:48:42,508 --> 00:48:43,856
Did they shoot you?!

904
00:48:43,857 --> 00:48:45,510
They shot me,

905
00:48:45,511 --> 00:48:47,860
but your father did
something heroic, I suppose.

906
00:48:47,861 --> 00:48:50,254
It should have been him, actually.

907
00:48:50,255 --> 00:48:51,953
Pluck it out.

908
00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:54,606
Me?

909
00:48:54,607 --> 00:48:56,174
Go ahead.

910
00:49:11,015 --> 00:49:13,060
Keep it.

911
00:49:13,061 --> 00:49:15,584
It's the one
that didn't get you.

912
00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:18,108
I'm glad.

913
00:49:18,109 --> 00:49:19,849
The meeting's at midnight.

914
00:49:19,850 --> 00:49:21,720
Are you still walking away?

915
00:49:21,721 --> 00:49:23,636
How can I now?

916
00:49:24,463 --> 00:49:26,161
Two taxis.

917
00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:47,355
Don't mention anything.

918
00:49:47,356 --> 00:49:48,791
To Marty about the gap.

919
00:49:48,792 --> 00:49:50,358
Just pretend our job
is building trust

920
00:49:50,359 --> 00:49:51,663
and cementing it.

921
00:49:51,664 --> 00:49:53,100
- Bjorn!
- Hmm?

922
00:49:53,101 --> 00:49:54,405
Where's the rucksack?

923
00:49:54,406 --> 00:49:58,105
Oh, I shouldn't keep it
in the taxi.

924
00:50:08,072 --> 00:50:09,551
Any of you folks allergic
to powdered insecticides?

925
00:50:09,552 --> 00:50:10,682
Of course not.

926
00:50:10,683 --> 00:50:11,944
Any of you folks
bearing firearms

927
00:50:11,945 --> 00:50:12,815
or other weapons on your person?

928
00:50:12,816 --> 00:50:14,338
I carry a dagger.

929
00:50:14,339 --> 00:50:15,687
May I ask the purpose
of the hand grenades

930
00:50:15,688 --> 00:50:17,037
you folks brought on board?

931
00:50:17,038 --> 00:50:18,777
It's a gift, I think.
He has extras.

932
00:50:30,442 --> 00:50:33,357
Do I need a blood transfusion?

933
00:50:33,358 --> 00:50:35,838
Hiya. Hiya! Come in!
Good to see you, man.

934
00:50:35,839 --> 00:50:37,535
Come in. Hiya. How are you, man?

935
00:50:37,536 --> 00:50:39,755
Come in. Hiya. Hiya.

936
00:50:39,756 --> 00:50:41,365
- Come in.
- I've been shot,

937
00:50:41,366 --> 00:50:43,063
but my diplomatic credentials
slowed it down.

938
00:50:43,064 --> 00:50:44,194
This is my daughter Liesl.

939
00:50:44,195 --> 00:50:45,717
Do you need a blood transfusion?

940
00:50:45,718 --> 00:50:47,023
I'm O negative, universal donor,

941
00:50:47,024 --> 00:50:48,285
if that's what
you're looking for.

942
00:50:48,286 --> 00:50:49,982
- Who shot him?
- Terrorist from out of town.

943
00:50:49,983 --> 00:50:51,593
- Geez, man. You shoot him back?
- Not yet.

944
00:50:51,594 --> 00:50:53,377
This is Professor Bjorn,
my administrative secretary.

945
00:50:53,378 --> 00:50:54,683
Welcome aboard.
Make yourself at home, man.

946
00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:56,511
Have a seat.

947
00:50:56,512 --> 00:50:57,555
You sit there, you sit there,
you sit there,

948
00:50:57,556 --> 00:50:59,167
you sit there, I sit here.

949
00:51:00,559 --> 00:51:02,082
Don't ask me
to cover the gap, man.

950
00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:03,300
I know about
the bashable rivets.

951
00:51:03,301 --> 00:51:04,171
Of course not.

952
00:51:04,172 --> 00:51:05,433
This is just a symbolic meeting.

953
00:51:05,434 --> 00:51:06,869
It's a formality.
Give me a pretzel.

954
00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:07,957
Certainly.

955
00:51:07,958 --> 00:51:08,784
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

956
00:51:08,785 --> 00:51:10,351
You're very kind.

957
00:51:12,832 --> 00:51:14,050
- Damn it!
- Oh, dear!

958
00:51:14,051 --> 00:51:17,009
Hey.

959
00:51:17,010 --> 00:51:18,794
I woke up in the middle
of the night

960
00:51:18,795 --> 00:51:20,230
to a commotion downstairs.

961
00:51:20,231 --> 00:51:23,059
Shouts and slams
and breaking glass.

962
00:51:23,060 --> 00:51:25,409
A shriek like a cat
trapped in a cupboard.

963
00:51:25,410 --> 00:51:26,584
I got up and snuck out

964
00:51:26,585 --> 00:51:28,760
through the hatch
in the upstairs scullery.

965
00:51:28,761 --> 00:51:30,066
They locked me in at night.

966
00:51:30,067 --> 00:51:32,677
I slid down the spiral banister.

967
00:51:32,678 --> 00:51:35,332
Deadstock didn't see me,
the underbutler at the time.

968
00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:37,508
I walked down
the long front room gallery,

969
00:51:37,509 --> 00:51:40,163
Bun-Bun in one hand,
Mousey in the other.

970
00:51:40,164 --> 00:51:42,687
The grandfather clock
chimed 3:00 a.m.

971
00:51:42,688 --> 00:51:45,037
The door opened, and my father
stepped out into the light.

972
00:51:45,038 --> 00:51:47,866
He was wearing white pajamas
and a white dressing gown.

973
00:51:47,867 --> 00:51:51,653
His face was covered with cuts
from a plane crash, as usual.

974
00:51:51,654 --> 00:51:52,958
His hair was wild.

975
00:51:55,092 --> 00:51:57,267
"Go to bed," you said.

976
00:51:57,268 --> 00:51:59,835
"Where's Mama?" I said.

977
00:51:59,836 --> 00:52:01,532
"Asleep," you said.

978
00:52:01,533 --> 00:52:04,231
But it wasn't true.
She was there.

979
00:52:04,232 --> 00:52:06,494
Standing in the reflection
in the mirror

980
00:52:06,495 --> 00:52:08,452
in the doorway behind you
at the back of the room.

981
00:52:09,976 --> 00:52:11,847
She had on gloves and a coat.

982
00:52:11,848 --> 00:52:13,762
Her blouse was unbuttoned.

983
00:52:13,763 --> 00:52:15,807
Her breasts were naked.

984
00:52:15,808 --> 00:52:18,680
"Your mother won't be living
with us anymore," you said.

985
00:52:18,681 --> 00:52:20,464
"Go to bed."

986
00:52:20,465 --> 00:52:23,164
I walked in reverse
to the stairs, then I ran.

987
00:52:24,295 --> 00:52:26,166
They sent me away in the spring.

988
00:52:26,167 --> 00:52:27,732
Ob-Objection, Your Honors.

989
00:52:27,733 --> 00:52:30,431
That's such a distorted version
of the story.

990
00:52:30,432 --> 00:52:32,476
It's told from
a child's point of view,

991
00:52:32,477 --> 00:52:34,913
which is forgivable
but maddening.

992
00:52:34,914 --> 00:52:37,178
I never saw her again.

993
00:52:39,745 --> 00:52:41,834
I'm not on trial here, am I?

994
00:52:50,495 --> 00:52:52,322
I'm gonna confess
something terrible

995
00:52:52,323 --> 00:52:54,195
which you may never forgive me.

996
00:52:56,588 --> 00:52:57,415
Take five, man.

997
00:53:02,028 --> 00:53:04,247
The reason I know who killed
your mother, which I didn't do,

998
00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:05,944
is because
I did do something else

999
00:53:05,945 --> 00:53:07,991
which maybe caused it to happen.

1000
00:53:09,384 --> 00:53:10,949
Your mother wasn't
a nun like you.

1001
00:53:10,950 --> 00:53:13,125
She took lovers.

1002
00:53:13,126 --> 00:53:16,477
One... one was your Uncle Nubar.

1003
00:53:16,478 --> 00:53:18,740
I profoundly resented
this insult,

1004
00:53:18,741 --> 00:53:20,307
in spite of my own infidelities,

1005
00:53:20,308 --> 00:53:21,917
and I tricked him,
not in my own handwriting,

1006
00:53:21,918 --> 00:53:24,659
into thinking your mother was
betraying him behind his back

1007
00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:28,663
with my administrative
secretary at that time.

1008
00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:32,233
The result:
he murdered them both, I think.

1009
00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:37,107
Did you love her?

1010
00:53:39,327 --> 00:53:41,415
I was very fond of her. No.

1011
00:53:44,375 --> 00:53:46,637
We must bring
that man to justice,

1012
00:53:46,638 --> 00:53:48,422
meaning get him arrested,
if what you say is true.

1013
00:53:48,423 --> 00:53:50,293
I swear my word
of solemnest honor...

1014
00:53:50,294 --> 00:53:52,514
- No, skip it.
- I apologize.

1015
00:53:54,864 --> 00:53:56,257
I forgive you.

1016
00:53:57,910 --> 00:53:59,433
Just like that?

1017
00:53:59,434 --> 00:54:00,869
That was my confession
of something terrible.

1018
00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:03,219
I told a poisonous lie,
and your mother's dead.

1019
00:54:04,526 --> 00:54:06,745
I always expected
the worst from you.

1020
00:54:07,964 --> 00:54:09,270
I forgive you. We're taught to.

1021
00:54:15,319 --> 00:54:16,972
We can no longer honor
the precise terms

1022
00:54:16,973 --> 00:54:19,714
we agreed to validate.

1023
00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:22,370
This document outlines
our revised proposal.

1024
00:54:27,897 --> 00:54:29,420
That's enough blood, man.

1025
00:54:47,482 --> 00:54:48,830
- How dare you?!
- How dare you?!

1026
00:54:48,831 --> 00:54:50,614
- You liar!
- Somebody's got to help me now!

1027
00:54:50,615 --> 00:54:52,007
What in the hell made you think
you had the gall

1028
00:54:52,008 --> 00:54:53,922
and the guts to get away
with anything, goddamn it?!

1029
00:54:53,923 --> 00:54:54,923
It's sabotage!

1030
00:54:54,924 --> 00:54:56,664
It's not my fault!

1031
00:54:56,665 --> 00:54:57,926
I know about
the bashable rivets!

1032
00:54:57,927 --> 00:54:59,057
- I told you so!
- It's the bashable rivets.

1033
00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:01,886
Prince Farouk and his father
covered five percent.

1034
00:55:01,887 --> 00:55:03,279
The Sacramento Brothers
covered ten.

1035
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,020
Marseille Bob agreed to 15.

1036
00:55:05,021 --> 00:55:05,977
You're the richest-- 25.

1037
00:55:05,978 --> 00:55:07,675
Why would I do that?

1038
00:55:07,676 --> 00:55:09,981
We made an airtight,
legally binding contract.

1039
00:55:09,982 --> 00:55:11,461
No, I said 12.5.

1040
00:55:11,462 --> 00:55:13,203
15 because
I took a bullet for you.

1041
00:55:14,247 --> 00:55:17,249
Why... is because, if you don't,

1042
00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:19,427
I refuse to put the pin back in.

1043
00:55:20,732 --> 00:55:22,124
A live hand grenade.

1044
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:24,039
It's a great scheme,
which, if it works,

1045
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,475
is gonna benefit
all our partners

1046
00:55:25,476 --> 00:55:26,824
for generations to come,
and we're privileged

1047
00:55:26,825 --> 00:55:28,478
to thank you
for your participation.

1048
00:55:28,479 --> 00:55:29,914
Liesl, out.

1049
00:55:29,915 --> 00:55:31,786
I'm not leaving the room
so you can hand-grenade yourself

1050
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:32,830
as a business tactic.

1051
00:55:32,831 --> 00:55:34,354
You asked me my strategy.

1052
00:55:34,355 --> 00:55:36,791
- This is my strategy.
- Will it work?

1053
00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:39,141
Not with my daughter in range
of the shrapnel, it won't.

1054
00:55:39,142 --> 00:55:39,968
- Liesl, out.
- You should go.

1055
00:55:39,969 --> 00:55:42,013
You should go.

1056
00:55:42,014 --> 00:55:43,754
Why wouldn't I just say yes now
and betray you later?

1057
00:55:43,755 --> 00:55:46,062
You're putting a hand grenade
to my head.

1058
00:55:47,193 --> 00:55:48,543
I trust you.

1059
00:56:06,299 --> 00:56:08,953
I think I trust you, too,
in return.

1060
00:56:08,954 --> 00:56:11,913
Not to tell the truth
or keep your word, obviously,

1061
00:56:11,914 --> 00:56:15,656
but I suppose I'm moved
by this absurd performance.

1062
00:56:15,657 --> 00:56:17,527
I'll pitch in, man.

1063
00:56:17,528 --> 00:56:18,920
20 percent.

1064
00:56:18,921 --> 00:56:20,835
Sharply compromising
my chances of profitability

1065
00:56:20,836 --> 00:56:23,664
in an already
extremely high-risk venture

1066
00:56:23,665 --> 00:56:27,930
just to watch you conduct
the grand finale.

1067
00:56:29,366 --> 00:56:31,149
Thank you for the blood.

1068
00:56:31,150 --> 00:56:33,152
You're welcome.

1069
00:56:42,379 --> 00:56:44,467
Intercepted message
from subject in transit

1070
00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:46,426
suggests possible
strategic merger

1071
00:56:46,427 --> 00:56:48,253
with House of Sussman-Korda.

1072
00:56:48,254 --> 00:56:49,951
Also, encrypted dispatch

1073
00:56:49,952 --> 00:56:53,520
from undercover operative
reports as follows.

1074
00:56:53,521 --> 00:56:55,435
"Target's resources
continue to dwindle

1075
00:56:55,436 --> 00:56:57,654
"as partners grow
dubious and bewildered.

1076
00:56:59,265 --> 00:57:01,266
"Target repeatedly places
significant cash funds

1077
00:57:01,267 --> 00:57:04,139
"directly into operative's
personal possession.

1078
00:57:04,140 --> 00:57:05,793
"Tried to misplace.

1079
00:57:05,794 --> 00:57:06,924
"However, operative
does not have heart

1080
00:57:06,925 --> 00:57:08,491
"to steal or destroy.

1081
00:57:08,492 --> 00:57:10,624
Too cruel under circumstances."

1082
00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,843
I'll debate that with him.

1083
00:57:12,844 --> 00:57:15,411
Further, "Target has
appointed daughter

1084
00:57:15,412 --> 00:57:16,238
"his official successor.

1085
00:57:16,239 --> 00:57:18,196
"Currently a nun.

1086
00:57:18,197 --> 00:57:20,198
Not for long, I hope."

1087
00:57:42,395 --> 00:57:44,267
Should I be kneeling?

1088
00:57:46,443 --> 00:57:47,922
The only terms I dictate is:

1089
00:57:47,923 --> 00:57:49,576
our marriage,
on a statutory basis,

1090
00:57:49,577 --> 00:57:52,013
would have to be
a purely romantic union.

1091
00:57:52,014 --> 00:57:55,407
I'm obliged to keep my daughter
sole heir to my estate.

1092
00:58:06,811 --> 00:58:09,334
My father and his father,
your grandfather, I mean,

1093
00:58:09,335 --> 00:58:11,162
nearly killed each other.

1094
00:58:11,163 --> 00:58:12,816
Maybe you know that. Do you?

1095
00:58:12,817 --> 00:58:14,905
No. I'm new to my family.

1096
00:58:14,906 --> 00:58:17,821
Best friends, whatever it means
in their case.

1097
00:58:17,822 --> 00:58:19,649
They went into business
together.

1098
00:58:19,650 --> 00:58:22,304
Formulated
a very effective poison gas.

1099
00:58:22,305 --> 00:58:23,784
Killed tens of thousands
of soldiers.

1100
00:58:23,785 --> 00:58:25,437
Made tens of millions
of dollars.

1101
00:58:25,438 --> 00:58:27,004
One day, in their laboratory,

1102
00:58:27,005 --> 00:58:29,833
a heated argument erupted
into a slugging match.

1103
00:58:29,834 --> 00:58:31,443
They attacked each other
with lethal measures

1104
00:58:31,444 --> 00:58:34,577
of an experimental new version
of their weaponized aerosol,

1105
00:58:34,578 --> 00:58:35,839
which fortunately
turned out to be

1106
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,146
less effective than
the original compound.

1107
00:58:38,147 --> 00:58:41,236
Both survived, but that was
the end of their partnership.

1108
00:58:41,237 --> 00:58:44,065
I asked my father, 40 years
later, nearly on his deathbed,

1109
00:58:44,066 --> 00:58:47,198
still suffering minor neural
effects from the incident,

1110
00:58:47,199 --> 00:58:48,722
"What was the argument about?"

1111
00:58:48,723 --> 00:58:51,115
- You know what he said?
- Mm-mm.

1112
00:58:51,116 --> 00:58:53,117
"Who could lick who, I guess.

1113
00:58:53,118 --> 00:58:55,816
Or whom."

1114
00:58:55,817 --> 00:58:57,992
That maybe is the source
of most of our problems

1115
00:58:57,993 --> 00:58:59,646
on this barren earth.

1116
00:58:59,647 --> 00:59:02,866
"Who could lick who.
Or whom, I guess."

1117
00:59:02,867 --> 00:59:04,912
"If something gets in your way,

1118
00:59:04,913 --> 00:59:06,391
flatten it."

1119
00:59:06,392 --> 00:59:08,132
That was my father's advice

1120
00:59:08,133 --> 00:59:09,744
before he cut me
out of his will.

1121
00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:16,227
He asked to be mummified
and buried in a pyramid.

1122
00:59:16,228 --> 00:59:21,450
We bought the land and drew up
the plans but never built it.

1123
00:59:21,451 --> 00:59:23,670
We had him cremated instead.

1124
00:59:23,671 --> 00:59:25,759
Nothing he can do about it.

1125
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:28,065
- Is this paste?
- Of course.

1126
00:59:28,066 --> 00:59:29,589
It's a proxy for the real one,

1127
00:59:29,590 --> 00:59:31,155
which I'm unable to pay for
at this time.

1128
00:59:31,156 --> 00:59:33,070
If you care to advance me
a portion of the funds,

1129
00:59:33,071 --> 00:59:35,246
- I'm more than...
- I'm not paying for anything.

1130
00:59:35,247 --> 00:59:38,119
I authorize a 150-year lease on
the property and water rights.

1131
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,556
Maybe I might consider briefly
marrying you as an experience,

1132
00:59:40,557 --> 00:59:41,862
like a chapter in a book,

1133
00:59:41,863 --> 00:59:43,777
depending on the advice
of my tax attorney,

1134
00:59:43,778 --> 00:59:45,648
but I'm not going to help you
cover the gap.

1135
00:59:45,649 --> 00:59:48,478
It's against the interest
of my utopian outpost.

1136
00:59:49,566 --> 00:59:50,958
I'm not asking you,
I'm telling you,

1137
00:59:50,959 --> 00:59:52,916
as your potential
future husband.

1138
00:59:52,917 --> 00:59:53,744
No.

1139
00:59:57,052 --> 00:59:58,835
I'm not asking you,

1140
00:59:58,836 --> 01:00:01,055
I'm begging you,
as your favorite second cousin.

1141
01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:02,492
No.

1142
01:00:04,276 --> 01:00:05,538
Obey me.

1143
01:00:07,976 --> 01:00:09,499
Why?

1144
01:00:15,287 --> 01:00:17,027
If she does marry me,

1145
01:00:17,028 --> 01:00:20,161
I'm not sure we can't
compel her to cover the gap.

1146
01:00:20,162 --> 01:00:23,860
Depending on the jurisdiction
where the wedding takes place.

1147
01:00:23,861 --> 01:00:25,993
Do you believe
the official ruling

1148
01:00:25,994 --> 01:00:28,649
my mother's death
was caused by suicide?

1149
01:00:32,043 --> 01:00:33,696
No.

1150
01:00:33,697 --> 01:00:35,045
Who murdered her, then,
in that case?

1151
01:00:35,046 --> 01:00:36,656
In your opinion?

1152
01:00:36,657 --> 01:00:38,702
I only know what they say.

1153
01:00:39,616 --> 01:00:41,792
Is my uncle my father?

1154
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:54,586
The diplomatic pouch arrived.

1155
01:00:54,587 --> 01:00:56,720
Open it.

1156
01:00:59,418 --> 01:01:00,505
List of contents.

1157
01:01:00,506 --> 01:01:03,378
fresh socks, ten pairs.

1158
01:01:03,379 --> 01:01:05,032
a book.

1159
01:01:05,033 --> 01:01:08,513
Fleas of the Americas
by Karlsen and Voit.

1160
01:01:08,514 --> 01:01:11,342
financial reports,
for review.

1161
01:01:11,343 --> 01:01:13,431
bills to be paid.

1162
01:01:13,432 --> 01:01:16,347
emergency directive, urgent.

1163
01:01:16,348 --> 01:01:18,045
fresh handkerchiefs,
a bundle.

1164
01:01:18,046 --> 01:01:19,176
Go back to five.

1165
01:01:19,177 --> 01:01:21,135
Ah, yes.
Might be important, looks like.

1166
01:01:21,136 --> 01:01:22,572
Bring it to me.

1167
01:01:30,319 --> 01:01:31,886
It's sabotage again.

1168
01:01:33,626 --> 01:01:35,540
Give this to the pilot.
New flight plan.

1169
01:01:35,541 --> 01:01:36,803
- Where are we going?
- Home.

1170
01:01:36,804 --> 01:01:38,935
A parliamentary motion
just passed

1171
01:01:38,936 --> 01:01:40,850
intended to thwart me
specifically.

1172
01:01:40,851 --> 01:01:42,852
I need to be there
with a notary by noon tomorrow.

1173
01:01:42,853 --> 01:01:44,288
What happens if you don't?

1174
01:01:44,289 --> 01:01:45,725
I become an English subject.

1175
01:01:45,726 --> 01:01:46,813
Then they seize
our worldwide assets,

1176
01:01:46,814 --> 01:01:49,119
extradite me
and send me to prison.

1177
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:50,992
Ah, got it.

1178
01:01:57,650 --> 01:01:59,216
This is for you.

1179
01:01:59,217 --> 01:02:00,697
Happy birthday.

1180
01:02:02,220 --> 01:02:03,656
How old are you?

1181
01:02:04,875 --> 01:02:06,223
Twenty-one.

1182
01:02:06,224 --> 01:02:08,269
We can't read your handwriting.

1183
01:02:08,270 --> 01:02:10,227
Is this a one or a seven?

1184
01:02:10,228 --> 01:02:11,359
It's-- Goddamn it.

1185
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,796
It's a "G."

1186
01:02:36,385 --> 01:02:38,473
"He's... been...

1187
01:02:38,474 --> 01:02:39,823
fiddling with it."

1188
01:02:41,564 --> 01:02:42,694
What?

1189
01:02:42,695 --> 01:02:44,045
You're tapping in Morse code.

1190
01:02:45,524 --> 01:02:46,960
Am I? Was I?

1191
01:02:46,961 --> 01:02:49,092
I didn't notice. How strange.

1192
01:02:49,093 --> 01:02:50,878
"He's... been...

1193
01:02:52,531 --> 01:02:53,836
...fiddling with it."

1194
01:02:53,837 --> 01:02:55,316
You speak Morse code.

1195
01:02:55,317 --> 01:02:56,926
Oh, no, no, not fluently.

1196
01:02:56,927 --> 01:02:59,799
I learned it as a schoolboy.

1197
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,452
You speak Morse code.

1198
01:03:01,453 --> 01:03:03,280
I'm the librarian of our--
back at the convent--

1199
01:03:03,281 --> 01:03:06,153
collection of classical Latin
scrolls and codices.

1200
01:03:06,154 --> 01:03:07,415
I do deciphering.

1201
01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:08,633
Fascinating.

1202
01:03:12,508 --> 01:03:13,595
- Golly.
- Oh, dear.

1203
01:03:13,596 --> 01:03:15,162
Somebody poisoned his beer.

1204
01:03:15,163 --> 01:03:16,163
We should've tested it.

1205
01:03:16,164 --> 01:03:17,555
You let him drink
in the cockpit?

1206
01:03:17,556 --> 01:03:18,774
Just beer.

1207
01:03:18,775 --> 01:03:20,298
Stand back and hang on.

1208
01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:24,955
Uh-oh.

1209
01:03:28,350 --> 01:03:32,222
Why am I up here being stalked
by a fighter jet?

1210
01:03:32,223 --> 01:03:33,267
I have a vocation.

1211
01:03:43,539 --> 01:03:46,062
I think I recognize
that assassin, too.

1212
01:03:46,063 --> 01:03:48,543
He used to work for me, also.

1213
01:03:48,544 --> 01:03:51,415
I'm disinheriting myself
from you.

1214
01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:54,723
What a terrible thing to say
to a father.

1215
01:03:54,724 --> 01:03:56,116
Especially during
your trial period.

1216
01:03:56,117 --> 01:03:58,118
Good heavens! He's back!

1217
01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:05,430
Next time he strafes us,
peg him with a hand grenade.

1218
01:04:30,238 --> 01:04:31,630
It is an act.

1219
01:04:34,329 --> 01:04:37,157
I bear no hostility toward
your father or his interests.

1220
01:04:37,158 --> 01:04:39,159
Your father, however,
on occasion,

1221
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,030
bears decisive hostility
to the United States government

1222
01:04:41,031 --> 01:04:43,163
and its allies and enemies.

1223
01:04:43,164 --> 01:04:44,729
It's my job to observe,
report and maintain...

1224
01:04:44,730 --> 01:04:46,296
You're a spy.

1225
01:04:46,297 --> 01:04:49,299
Uh, well, it's an interesting
story, I suppose.

1226
01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:51,606
After the war, my own primary
interests are very similar

1227
01:04:51,607 --> 01:04:54,130
to the persona I present to you
as Professor Bjorn.

1228
01:04:54,131 --> 01:04:56,263
I completed my studies
at Princeton

1229
01:04:56,264 --> 01:04:58,613
and helped establish
an expatriate scientific journal

1230
01:04:58,614 --> 01:05:01,355
publishing poetry, drawing
and ecological prose.

1231
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:03,226
Eventually,
our government offered

1232
01:05:03,227 --> 01:05:05,707
to subsidize the magazine
in an effort to promote

1233
01:05:05,708 --> 01:05:07,013
American cultural interests,

1234
01:05:07,014 --> 01:05:08,797
but really
they just wanted us all

1235
01:05:08,798 --> 01:05:10,974
to become
intelligence operatives.

1236
01:05:12,193 --> 01:05:14,455
I hope you don't feel betrayed.

1237
01:05:14,456 --> 01:05:17,153
I could go ahead and turn back
into my normal self right now,

1238
01:05:17,154 --> 01:05:18,633
if you like.

1239
01:05:18,634 --> 01:05:21,593
It's not that different
from how you see me already.

1240
01:05:41,352 --> 01:05:42,787
See what I mean?

1241
01:05:42,788 --> 01:05:45,139
Basically the same person.

1242
01:05:46,836 --> 01:05:48,707
No, you're different.

1243
01:05:55,149 --> 01:05:57,367
I'm not actually a bohemian.

1244
01:05:57,368 --> 01:05:59,761
I'm a moderate conservative, politically.

1245
01:05:59,762 --> 01:06:01,154
Also, I'm not from Oslo.

1246
01:06:01,155 --> 01:06:03,373
I'm from Wilmington, Delaware.

1247
01:06:03,374 --> 01:06:06,159
Also, I know how to drink,
although I do find

1248
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:08,900
I'm less inhibited
when I pretend to be drunk.

1249
01:06:08,901 --> 01:06:11,294
Also, I wrote that book.

1250
01:06:11,295 --> 01:06:12,948
I was going
to recommend it to us.

1251
01:06:12,949 --> 01:06:14,776
Is that a fake mustache?

1252
01:06:14,777 --> 01:06:17,779
Oh, yes, uh, based on my real
one, which I usually have.

1253
01:06:17,780 --> 01:06:19,128
I do feel betrayed.

1254
01:06:19,129 --> 01:06:20,522
Me, too.

1255
01:06:21,784 --> 01:06:23,132
You lunatic!

1256
01:06:31,141 --> 01:06:32,881
I feel deeply terrible
about this.

1257
01:06:32,882 --> 01:06:35,840
You employed me in good faith
to teach you about insects.

1258
01:06:35,841 --> 01:06:38,539
This is a wonderful setting
for us to continue our lessons.

1259
01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:41,498
I've never seen so many bugs
in one place in all my life.

1260
01:06:41,499 --> 01:06:43,674
With the possible exception
of a garbage dump near Rome,

1261
01:06:43,675 --> 01:06:45,721
which was equally breathtaking.

1262
01:06:51,683 --> 01:06:53,641
Why'd you ask if I could
imagine falling in love

1263
01:06:53,642 --> 01:06:55,338
with a man like you,
hypothetically? -Oh.

1264
01:06:55,339 --> 01:06:57,123
- Yes.
- Was it part of your mission?

1265
01:06:57,124 --> 01:06:59,255
No, it wasn't part
of my anything.

1266
01:06:59,256 --> 01:07:01,431
I might justify it
as trying to infiltrate

1267
01:07:01,432 --> 01:07:04,043
your family business,
but to tell you the truth,

1268
01:07:04,044 --> 01:07:06,393
I still mean it
as a genuine question.

1269
01:07:06,394 --> 01:07:08,612
Both as Professor Bjorn
and as Agent Karlsen

1270
01:07:08,613 --> 01:07:10,005
of the Covert North American...

1271
01:07:10,006 --> 01:07:10,963
Don't help me!

1272
01:07:18,710 --> 01:07:20,147
Don't help me.

1273
01:07:23,106 --> 01:07:24,715
Wrap this around a tree trunk.

1274
01:07:24,716 --> 01:07:26,674
I may go under for a moment,
but I'll save him.

1275
01:07:26,675 --> 01:07:27,849
No, you won't.

1276
01:07:27,850 --> 01:07:29,895
I'll save myself myself.

1277
01:07:46,173 --> 01:07:47,477
Bless us and these
thy holy gifts which...

1278
01:07:47,478 --> 01:07:48,913
- What's this about?
- ...we are about to receive

1279
01:07:48,914 --> 01:07:50,393
through thy merciful bounty.

1280
01:07:50,394 --> 01:07:52,569
- We humble ourselves...
- Dost thou not fear God?

1281
01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:54,745
...meekly before thee
in thy name. Amen.

1282
01:07:54,746 --> 01:07:57,184
- Amen.
- Amen.

1283
01:07:59,142 --> 01:08:01,666
Are you against slavery?
In the Bible?

1284
01:08:02,972 --> 01:08:05,626
It's damnable. To hell.

1285
01:08:05,627 --> 01:08:08,978
I believe they receive
a small stipend.

1286
01:08:20,381 --> 01:08:24,863
The yield of Adam's loins
crucified my only begotten son.

1287
01:08:25,821 --> 01:08:27,561
I know, I know.

1288
01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:28,779
Jesus.

1289
01:08:33,916 --> 01:08:35,699
I'm not dead yet.

1290
01:08:39,617 --> 01:08:42,489
Why didn't you let me sink?
It's redundant.

1291
01:08:42,490 --> 01:08:44,143
Our mission
is strictly dedicated

1292
01:08:44,144 --> 01:08:45,405
to sabotaging
your business interests.

1293
01:08:45,406 --> 01:08:47,842
We never resort
to extralegal violence.

1294
01:08:47,843 --> 01:08:49,452
I'm not gullible.

1295
01:08:49,453 --> 01:08:51,585
- I'm aware of that.
- What's the idea?

1296
01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:54,414
To demolish your enterprise
and pillage all its assets.

1297
01:08:54,415 --> 01:08:56,807
That was horrible.
I'll never forget it.

1298
01:08:56,808 --> 01:08:59,201
I'll feel a traumatic effect
on myself until the day I die.

1299
01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:00,768
Really?

1300
01:09:00,769 --> 01:09:03,597
I don't know if I feel
terrible or flattered.

1301
01:09:03,598 --> 01:09:05,076
Or both.

1302
01:09:05,077 --> 01:09:07,123
Like maybe I matter.

1303
01:09:08,168 --> 01:09:09,690
What did they do to you?

1304
01:09:09,691 --> 01:09:11,692
Our family.

1305
01:09:11,693 --> 01:09:14,086
I'm sorry I frightened you.
It won't happen again.

1306
01:09:19,091 --> 01:09:21,049
How'd you pass my polygraph?

1307
01:09:21,050 --> 01:09:23,094
We're taught to.
It's not difficult.

1308
01:09:23,095 --> 01:09:25,227
- You do karate?
- Of course.

1309
01:09:25,228 --> 01:09:26,924
I'll teach you if you like.

1310
01:09:26,925 --> 01:09:29,189
No, it's too late.

1311
01:09:31,626 --> 01:09:34,541
I don't know
how many more times I can die.

1312
01:09:34,542 --> 01:09:36,718
These filthy books
should all be burned.

1313
01:09:42,637 --> 01:09:44,028
Except this one.

1314
01:09:44,029 --> 01:09:46,683
It's sacrilegious,
but it speaks to me.

1315
01:09:46,684 --> 01:09:49,339
Keep it. It's yours.
Open your birthday present.

1316
01:10:00,959 --> 01:10:02,395
I love it.

1317
01:10:02,396 --> 01:10:03,831
It's a beautiful piece.

1318
01:10:03,832 --> 01:10:07,227
What's your real
first name, Agent Karlsen?

1319
01:10:11,231 --> 01:10:13,233
I'm happy to just go by Bjorn.

1320
01:10:20,327 --> 01:10:22,980
My only pleasant memories
of a miserable childhood

1321
01:10:22,981 --> 01:10:25,461
take place below stairs.

1322
01:10:25,462 --> 01:10:28,334
I was allowed to dine with
the household staff once a week.

1323
01:10:28,335 --> 01:10:30,161
They pretended to love me.

1324
01:10:30,162 --> 01:10:32,903
What choice did they have?

1325
01:10:32,904 --> 01:10:37,082
To this day, I'm a very good
cook and dishwasher.

1326
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:41,085
6:15. The cock crows.

1327
01:10:41,086 --> 01:10:42,478
The robin brings worms
to its chicks

1328
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:44,437
in the nest on my windowsill.

1329
01:10:44,438 --> 01:10:47,309
Sister Mary pumps
the water pump at 7:00.

1330
01:10:47,310 --> 01:10:49,703
The bell rings
for morning prayers.

1331
01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:52,836
The shape of the day, each day,
is exactly the same.

1332
01:10:52,837 --> 01:10:54,751
We like it that way.

1333
01:10:54,752 --> 01:10:57,406
As a little boy, I kept fleas
in plastic bags in my bedroom

1334
01:10:57,407 --> 01:11:00,191
and did my morphology
and microscopy at night.

1335
01:11:00,192 --> 01:11:01,541
I lived with my mother's sister.

1336
01:11:01,542 --> 01:11:04,195
My parents conducted
their research abroad.

1337
01:11:04,196 --> 01:11:05,545
Aunt Beth was very kind,

1338
01:11:05,546 --> 01:11:07,503
but she never approved
of my practices.

1339
01:11:07,504 --> 01:11:09,592
- The house
was regularly fumigated,

1340
01:11:09,593 --> 01:11:13,727
resulting in a great loss
of specimens.

1341
01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:17,818
And later, out of jealousy
and loneliness, I betrayed them.

1342
01:11:17,819 --> 01:11:19,167
The kitchen staff.

1343
01:11:19,168 --> 01:11:20,821
I told my father the truth.

1344
01:11:20,822 --> 01:11:22,344
They steal.

1345
01:11:22,345 --> 01:11:24,520
I thought
I would become his ally.

1346
01:11:24,521 --> 01:11:25,826
Instead, he gave me
a tremendous beating

1347
01:11:25,827 --> 01:11:29,004
and didn't speak a word to me
for 90 days.

1348
01:11:30,397 --> 01:11:32,311
He fired them all just the same.

1349
01:11:32,312 --> 01:11:34,401
I'm going back to the sisters.

1350
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,404
No, you don't.
How can you? We're marooned.

1351
01:11:38,405 --> 01:11:40,493
- Besides, you're my sole heir.
- On a trial basis.

1352
01:11:40,494 --> 01:11:42,451
That's finished. You're hired.

1353
01:11:42,452 --> 01:11:44,497
I don't forgive you after all,
I'm ashamed to say.

1354
01:11:44,498 --> 01:11:46,629
Plus, we got to get revenge
on your Uncle Nubar.

1355
01:11:46,630 --> 01:11:48,370
Or bring him to justice,
if you prefer.

1356
01:11:48,371 --> 01:11:49,893
I leave that to you
and your conscience.

1357
01:11:49,894 --> 01:11:51,504
I don't have one.

1358
01:11:51,505 --> 01:11:53,375
Plus, what about
the poor slaves and the famine?

1359
01:11:53,376 --> 01:11:54,724
I'm going back to the sisters.

1360
01:11:54,725 --> 01:11:57,161
To pray and study
and work diligently to overcome

1361
01:11:57,162 --> 01:11:59,425
my weaknesses of character,
which are probably genetic.

1362
01:12:01,253 --> 01:12:04,038
In other words,
it's all my fault again.

1363
01:12:04,039 --> 01:12:06,475
You can burn the house down
after all if we survive.

1364
01:12:13,788 --> 01:12:15,266
There you are.

1365
01:12:15,267 --> 01:12:17,312
Hello again, here in
the middle of the jungle.

1366
01:12:17,313 --> 01:12:18,879
How extraordinary
to stumble across

1367
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,620
your crash site, I gather.

1368
01:12:20,621 --> 01:12:21,926
Hello, hello, hello.

1369
01:12:26,278 --> 01:12:27,714
I'm not a businessman.

1370
01:12:27,715 --> 01:12:30,456
On the contrary,
I'm a communist revolutionary

1371
01:12:30,457 --> 01:12:32,849
heavily armed and living
in a secret jungle encampment

1372
01:12:32,850 --> 01:12:34,416
with a band of freedom fighters.

1373
01:12:34,417 --> 01:12:36,549
However, even I can see
your plan on its surface

1374
01:12:36,550 --> 01:12:38,507
defies the basic laws
of economics.

1375
01:12:38,508 --> 01:12:40,422
That's why it's never
been done before.

1376
01:12:40,423 --> 01:12:43,207
My plan defies everything.

1377
01:12:47,778 --> 01:12:50,693
What's your connection
to the company?

1378
01:12:50,694 --> 01:12:53,000
Me? I pretend to be
his administrative secretary,

1379
01:12:53,001 --> 01:12:54,262
but really I'm the tutor.

1380
01:12:54,263 --> 01:12:55,437
But actually, in fact, I'm a spy

1381
01:12:55,438 --> 01:12:57,396
for the United States
government.

1382
01:12:57,397 --> 01:12:58,615
Wow.

1383
01:12:59,921 --> 01:13:01,878
Religion is the sigh
of the oppressed creature.

1384
01:13:01,879 --> 01:13:03,532
It's a protest
against suffering.

1385
01:13:03,533 --> 01:13:05,882
I agree. You're not an atheist?

1386
01:13:05,883 --> 01:13:07,536
Of course I am.

1387
01:13:07,537 --> 01:13:09,974
Some of my colleagues,
however, only claim to be.

1388
01:13:12,412 --> 01:13:14,064
I had a private army once.

1389
01:13:14,065 --> 01:13:15,589
Big headache.

1390
01:13:20,594 --> 01:13:22,595
15 minutes to spare.
Where's my notary?

1391
01:13:22,596 --> 01:13:24,248
We need fingerprints
and signatures.

1392
01:13:24,249 --> 01:13:25,728
You're all official witnesses.

1393
01:13:25,729 --> 01:13:26,555
- Mother Superior.
- Including the terrorists.

1394
01:13:26,556 --> 01:13:28,470
Peace be with you, my child.

1395
01:13:28,471 --> 01:13:29,602
A fighter jet shot us down
in the jungle.

1396
01:13:29,603 --> 01:13:32,082
By the grace of God,
we survived.

1397
01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:33,257
You received my letter?

1398
01:13:33,258 --> 01:13:35,303
Yes. I wrote you back.

1399
01:13:35,304 --> 01:13:37,305
I'm prepared to take my vows.

1400
01:13:37,306 --> 01:13:40,003
Read the letter first.

1401
01:13:40,004 --> 01:13:42,397
We received a marriage license
and antenuptial contract.

1402
01:13:42,398 --> 01:13:44,444
I assume you're aware
of the proposal.

1403
01:13:45,488 --> 01:13:47,315
I didn't know she says yes.

1404
01:13:48,709 --> 01:13:51,232
You're very pious, Sister Liesl,

1405
01:13:51,233 --> 01:13:52,799
but you're not plain.

1406
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:55,497
The stones on your pipe,
for instance.

1407
01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:58,369
Not to mention the opulence
of your rosary

1408
01:13:58,370 --> 01:14:00,546
and this astonishing dagger.

1409
01:14:00,547 --> 01:14:02,330
A gift from a prince.

1410
01:14:02,331 --> 01:14:04,506
Mother Superior, you reproach me

1411
01:14:04,507 --> 01:14:07,423
when I most require
your trust and guidance.

1412
01:14:10,948 --> 01:14:13,341
Worldly adornments do serve

1413
01:14:13,342 --> 01:14:15,691
certain good people
for the good.

1414
01:14:15,692 --> 01:14:18,085
We're not all destined
to deny ourselves

1415
01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:19,695
man's earthly pleasures.

1416
01:14:19,696 --> 01:14:21,915
Some thrive
in tranquil simplicity.

1417
01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:25,571
Others find beauty in color,
splendor and jubilation.

1418
01:14:25,572 --> 01:14:29,052
This is no reproach, my child.

1419
01:14:29,053 --> 01:14:31,533
You're a rich girl, always were.

1420
01:14:31,534 --> 01:14:33,317
Of course, we would
continue to cherish

1421
01:14:33,318 --> 01:14:36,103
your ongoing patronage
of the abbey.

1422
01:14:36,104 --> 01:14:38,497
You just won't be a nun anymore.

1423
01:14:38,498 --> 01:14:41,064
Is God more interested
in my money or my soul?

1424
01:14:41,065 --> 01:14:43,458
I can't speak for him.

1425
01:14:44,765 --> 01:14:45,939
Maybe I can assist in this area,

1426
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:49,246
both as a father
and as an expert mediator.

1427
01:14:49,247 --> 01:14:51,161
I gather you kicked her out.

1428
01:14:51,162 --> 01:14:54,513
I'm urging Liesl to return to
her family and greater society.

1429
01:14:54,514 --> 01:14:56,036
Mother Superior still wants us

1430
01:14:56,037 --> 01:14:58,604
to fund construction
of the new refectory.

1431
01:14:58,605 --> 01:15:00,737
- With gratitude.
- Of course.

1432
01:15:04,219 --> 01:15:06,916
Are you authorized, by the way,

1433
01:15:06,917 --> 01:15:10,137
to do a baptizing if somebody
wants to be Catholic? Me?

1434
01:15:10,138 --> 01:15:11,791
You're an atheist.

1435
01:15:11,792 --> 01:15:13,488
I feel I have
a religious awakening now,

1436
01:15:13,489 --> 01:15:14,707
if that's what we call it.

1437
01:15:14,708 --> 01:15:18,188
Tell me how this awakening
came to pass.

1438
01:15:18,189 --> 01:15:20,713
Well, I would say

1439
01:15:20,714 --> 01:15:22,541
partly it's because of
my near-death episodes.

1440
01:15:22,542 --> 01:15:25,369
I get, I get a kind of visions.

1441
01:15:25,370 --> 01:15:26,893
Never mind the details.

1442
01:15:26,894 --> 01:15:29,199
Then partly there is
the fiduciary benefit.

1443
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,899
Then mostly, and I would weight
this factor out to maybe 75%,

1444
01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:35,292
it's simply the influence
of my daughter's influence,

1445
01:15:35,293 --> 01:15:37,512
which has
a profound effect on me.

1446
01:15:37,513 --> 01:15:39,819
And I think, at my age,
in the end, finally,

1447
01:15:39,820 --> 01:15:43,171
it's better
I just go on her side.

1448
01:15:48,916 --> 01:15:51,395
The point is to be delivered
from sin and purified.

1449
01:15:51,396 --> 01:15:54,094
It doesn't work if you're lying.

1450
01:15:54,095 --> 01:15:56,096
I'm not lying.

1451
01:15:56,097 --> 01:15:57,880
I'm capable of, and willing to,
genuinely believe

1452
01:15:57,881 --> 01:15:59,708
in the opposite
of my personal convictions.

1453
01:15:59,709 --> 01:16:01,362
I can do that

1454
01:16:01,363 --> 01:16:03,365
in certain situations.

1455
01:16:07,499 --> 01:16:09,327
You remember the combination?

1456
01:16:22,297 --> 01:16:23,340
Another shoebox.

1457
01:16:23,341 --> 01:16:25,605
This one's older.

1458
01:16:28,346 --> 01:16:30,043
- What's inside?
- I don't know.

1459
01:16:30,044 --> 01:16:32,959
Supposedly, a reliquary
of our family history,

1460
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:36,092
sealed half a score ago
by my father's notary.

1461
01:16:36,093 --> 01:16:40,663
I willed it to you,
but since we're here, take it.

1462
01:16:43,100 --> 01:16:44,711
I'll open it later.

1463
01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:00,073
My great-grandfather
built the hotel.

1464
01:17:00,074 --> 01:17:02,075
Liesl would've been
the fifth-generation proprietor,

1465
01:17:02,076 --> 01:17:05,382
except my father sold it
to an American conglomerate.

1466
01:17:05,383 --> 01:17:06,383
Who ruined it, of course.

1467
01:17:11,781 --> 01:17:14,174
The venue is situated
on a precarious border

1468
01:17:14,175 --> 01:17:16,698
among three fiefdoms,
two of which remain

1469
01:17:16,699 --> 01:17:19,222
under martial law
after a military coup.

1470
01:17:19,223 --> 01:17:21,094
In exchange for me allowing you

1471
01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:23,836
to steal the painting rolled up
in that shipping tube,

1472
01:17:23,837 --> 01:17:25,968
you and your terrorists
provide security services

1473
01:17:25,969 --> 01:17:27,578
to our entire party
throughout the event.

1474
01:17:27,579 --> 01:17:29,580
Ah, they stole the painting.

1475
01:17:29,581 --> 01:17:30,886
You'll officiate.

1476
01:17:30,887 --> 01:17:33,062
It's good timing
in a business sense.

1477
01:17:33,063 --> 01:17:34,411
Function hall number
five has been duly sanctioned,

1478
01:17:34,412 --> 01:17:36,326
in accordance with the laws
of this territory...

1479
01:17:36,327 --> 01:17:38,415
Even an immediate
divorce might bear a profit.

1480
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:42,332
- You reach him?
- Yes.

1481
01:17:42,333 --> 01:17:44,726
His Holiness refuses
to cover the gap, any of it.

1482
01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:46,597
I know Felix. He's stubborn.

1483
01:17:46,598 --> 01:17:48,121
We'll need to sweeten the pot.

1484
01:17:50,690 --> 01:17:53,343
Tell him
I offer nine more souls.

1485
01:17:53,344 --> 01:17:54,997
Are you still an enemy spy?

1486
01:17:54,998 --> 01:17:56,433
At the moment, no.

1487
01:17:56,434 --> 01:17:58,348
I thought I might be
more useful as a double agent.

1488
01:17:58,349 --> 01:18:00,220
I couldn't pay you any extra.

1489
01:18:00,221 --> 01:18:02,875
Oh, no, naturally it would be
included in my tutorial fees.

1490
01:18:02,876 --> 01:18:06,095
My operational handler,
code name Excalibur.

1491
01:18:06,096 --> 01:18:08,271
- Agent Karlsen.
- Excalibur.

1492
01:18:08,272 --> 01:18:10,012
I know about the bashable rivets

1493
01:18:10,013 --> 01:18:12,449
and the bolts, spikes
and pulverized gravel, too.

1494
01:18:12,450 --> 01:18:14,974
This office can neither confirm
nor deny any such knowledge,

1495
01:18:14,975 --> 01:18:16,802
nor would it elect
to acknowledge said knowledge

1496
01:18:16,803 --> 01:18:18,499
- if it did in fact...
- It's sabotage!

1497
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:21,895
I swear my word of solemnest
honor, I'll never let you win.

1498
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:24,940
Ha.

1499
01:18:24,941 --> 01:18:26,420
I've arranged for you
to accuse him in person,

1500
01:18:26,421 --> 01:18:28,117
by the way, your Uncle Nubar.

1501
01:18:28,118 --> 01:18:29,640
- Really?
- Of course.

1502
01:18:29,641 --> 01:18:31,338
It's crucial we confront
this unspeakable evil.

1503
01:18:31,339 --> 01:18:32,905
- Als-- Amen.
- Amen.

1504
01:18:32,906 --> 01:18:34,341
Also, it's even more crucial
we secure

1505
01:18:34,342 --> 01:18:37,083
his financial
investment position.

1506
01:18:37,084 --> 01:18:38,171
As you know,

1507
01:18:38,172 --> 01:18:39,694
I never admit
the possibility of--

1508
01:18:39,695 --> 01:18:42,392
and even avoid the word--
failure.

1509
01:18:42,393 --> 01:18:44,351
Maybe that's a weakness.

1510
01:18:44,352 --> 01:18:46,179
On the other hand, we're only
missing one slice of the pie

1511
01:18:46,180 --> 01:18:47,658
that was baked too big
for the...

1512
01:18:51,446 --> 01:18:53,535
Just a dud. Just a dud.

1513
01:18:55,232 --> 01:18:56,973
Myself, I feel very safe.

1514
01:19:02,544 --> 01:19:04,589
Sir Nubar has arrived.

1515
01:19:07,767 --> 01:19:10,464
Off the record,
the gap might be bottomless.

1516
01:19:10,465 --> 01:19:12,032
Closer to an abyss.

1517
01:19:13,076 --> 01:19:15,208
In fact, there's
even more to it now,

1518
01:19:15,209 --> 01:19:18,515
a further dimension
than I previously anticipated.

1519
01:19:18,516 --> 01:19:20,126
The emotional gap.

1520
01:19:20,127 --> 01:19:21,258
If it tur--

1521
01:19:23,434 --> 01:19:24,826
You used to work for me.

1522
01:19:24,827 --> 01:19:26,219
- Who? Him?
- Who? -Hmm?

1523
01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:28,090
I'm sorry. Me? No.

1524
01:19:28,091 --> 01:19:29,352
I was in disguise.

1525
01:19:29,353 --> 01:19:30,701
Oh, Dr. Lanzmann.

1526
01:19:30,702 --> 01:19:32,574
I recognize this assassin.

1527
01:19:35,403 --> 01:19:36,925
Who hired you to kill me?

1528
01:19:39,276 --> 01:19:40,538
Oh, no.

1529
01:19:42,279 --> 01:19:43,933
Suicide pill.

1530
01:20:04,388 --> 01:20:08,522
If it turns out you're not
my daughter, can I adopt you?

1531
01:20:08,523 --> 01:20:10,046
With your permission.

1532
01:20:11,352 --> 01:20:12,832
Yes.

1533
01:20:14,224 --> 01:20:17,924
In that case, whatever happens,
we'll be fine.

1534
01:20:35,855 --> 01:20:37,986
Restate the purpose
of this visit.

1535
01:20:37,987 --> 01:20:40,032
Exactly as we agreed,
my dear Nubar.

1536
01:20:40,033 --> 01:20:42,295
The validation
of your proprietary shares

1537
01:20:42,296 --> 01:20:45,385
after 55% advance
against the interim shortfall.

1538
01:20:45,386 --> 01:20:46,603
This is just a symbolic meeting.

1539
01:20:46,604 --> 01:20:48,127
It's a formality.

1540
01:20:49,694 --> 01:20:52,479
Liesl has additional objectives,
of course, as you're aware.

1541
01:20:52,480 --> 01:20:54,873
My father promised to arrange
for me to accuse you in person.

1542
01:20:54,874 --> 01:20:56,527
That's what I'm here to do.

1543
01:20:57,528 --> 01:20:59,660
Why would I murder her?

1544
01:20:59,661 --> 01:21:01,750
She wasn't my wife.

1545
01:21:02,794 --> 01:21:04,273
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

1546
01:21:04,274 --> 01:21:06,494
Oh, you're very kind.
I have my own.

1547
01:21:12,848 --> 01:21:15,024
What's your blood type, Liesl?

1548
01:21:16,069 --> 01:21:17,112
I don't know.

1549
01:21:17,113 --> 01:21:19,419
They never tested it,
to my knowledge.

1550
01:21:19,420 --> 01:21:21,682
You have my eyes.

1551
01:21:21,683 --> 01:21:23,379
Do people not tell you that?

1552
01:21:23,380 --> 01:21:25,905
Nobody ever told her
she has anybody's anything.

1553
01:21:28,385 --> 01:21:29,691
I'll wait outside.

1554
01:21:32,694 --> 01:21:34,522
She's not your daughter.

1555
01:21:36,306 --> 01:21:38,091
I don't care.

1556
01:21:42,530 --> 01:21:47,142
One thing you'll never know,
because you can't:

1557
01:21:47,143 --> 01:21:48,448
the truth.

1558
01:21:48,449 --> 01:21:50,232
Although in my opinion,
it was probably

1559
01:21:50,233 --> 01:21:52,104
your administrative secretary
at that time.

1560
01:21:52,105 --> 01:21:53,235
He's the father.

1561
01:21:53,236 --> 01:21:54,976
Actually, I think
I know it for a fact.

1562
01:21:54,977 --> 01:21:56,282
I'm astonished
you didn't see it already.

1563
01:21:56,283 --> 01:21:59,720
And if I did kill him,
I'd never admit it.

1564
01:21:59,721 --> 01:22:01,287
I invented that lie.

1565
01:22:01,288 --> 01:22:03,376
- To trick you.
- Of course you did,

1566
01:22:03,377 --> 01:22:04,768
but it was true.

1567
01:22:04,769 --> 01:22:06,901
The blood types prove it.
Probably.

1568
01:22:06,902 --> 01:22:08,250
You've got my blood?

1569
01:22:08,251 --> 01:22:10,992
- And hers?
- I've got everybody's blood.

1570
01:22:10,993 --> 01:22:12,907
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.

1571
01:22:12,908 --> 01:22:15,431
- No, you don't.
- Of course I do.

1572
01:22:15,432 --> 01:22:16,911
No, you don't.

1573
01:22:16,912 --> 01:22:18,434
They say you murdered
all your wives.

1574
01:22:18,435 --> 01:22:19,959
Wait.

1575
01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:24,310
I'm putting this on
just so I don't lie.

1576
01:22:24,311 --> 01:22:29,706
I didn't murder that wife,
your mother, or any other.

1577
01:22:29,707 --> 01:22:32,448
I would even go so far
as to say I'm incapable of it,

1578
01:22:32,449 --> 01:22:34,798
whatever they say about me
behind my back,

1579
01:22:34,799 --> 01:22:37,149
whoever they are.

1580
01:22:37,150 --> 01:22:39,847
I wasn't taught to, either,
to beat the polygraph.

1581
01:22:45,897 --> 01:22:48,161
Where did he come from?

1582
01:22:50,685 --> 01:22:52,687
I can't remember.

1583
01:22:53,644 --> 01:22:55,690
I'll open the shoebox.

1584
01:23:07,571 --> 01:23:09,225
My father. On his birthday.

1585
01:23:10,748 --> 01:23:13,838
My uncle. All A's.

1586
01:23:15,666 --> 01:23:18,147
My mother. On her wedding day.

1587
01:23:20,019 --> 01:23:22,933
A carton of
six poison gas ampules.

1588
01:23:22,934 --> 01:23:25,981
A rare stamp, a gold coin,
a skeleton key.

1589
01:23:26,721 --> 01:23:28,505
Secret letters.

1590
01:23:30,464 --> 01:23:32,031
My grandfather.

1591
01:23:33,032 --> 01:23:35,121
Some of him. Just ashes.

1592
01:23:37,079 --> 01:23:38,515
I'll take one.

1593
01:23:40,343 --> 01:23:42,953
It's a staggeringly
ambitious project

1594
01:23:42,954 --> 01:23:46,479
but situated entirely
in a perpetual war zone.

1595
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,785
For the next 150 years,
I'd rather sell

1596
01:23:48,786 --> 01:23:51,005
guns, bombs and ammunition.

1597
01:23:51,006 --> 01:23:52,789
It's our family business.

1598
01:23:52,790 --> 01:23:54,530
My no is final.

1599
01:23:54,531 --> 01:23:58,621
Wow, you're pulling out
your entire investment

1600
01:23:58,622 --> 01:24:00,797
and breaking your promise to me.

1601
01:24:00,798 --> 01:24:03,670
Stabbing everybody,
all at once, simultaneously,

1602
01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:05,150
- in the back.
- Yes.

1603
01:24:05,151 --> 01:24:07,588
Why'd you come here,
in that case?

1604
01:24:12,419 --> 01:24:14,073
I couldn't resist.

1605
01:24:21,645 --> 01:24:23,037
It's me.

1606
01:24:23,038 --> 01:24:25,170
I'll cover the gap.

1607
01:24:25,171 --> 01:24:26,910
Everything we got,
our entire fortune,

1608
01:24:26,911 --> 01:24:29,087
plus a little bit more.

1609
01:24:29,088 --> 01:24:30,479
I proceed as a silent partner,

1610
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:32,394
taking a complete loss
of all my assets

1611
01:24:32,395 --> 01:24:34,701
with no opportunity
for any future upside,

1612
01:24:34,702 --> 01:24:37,834
and I'm still on the hook for
unlimited debts and deficits.

1613
01:24:37,835 --> 01:24:41,664
Fine. I'll do it.

1614
01:24:41,665 --> 01:24:45,973
The slaves will be paid.

1615
01:24:45,974 --> 01:24:49,019
The famine will be finished.

1616
01:24:49,020 --> 01:24:52,632
We'll beat those bureaucrats.

1617
01:24:52,633 --> 01:24:54,677
And my most important project
of my lifetime

1618
01:24:54,678 --> 01:24:56,115
comes to pass...

1619
01:24:57,855 --> 01:24:59,248
...without us.

1620
01:25:01,990 --> 01:25:04,035
I don't want a fortune.

1621
01:26:00,135 --> 01:26:02,223
I present to you now,
at this time,

1622
01:26:02,224 --> 01:26:04,094
the first symbolic demonstration

1623
01:26:04,095 --> 01:26:06,488
of our abundant desert harvest,

1624
01:26:06,489 --> 01:26:08,838
borne from deep within
the earth's rich,

1625
01:26:08,839 --> 01:26:11,014
elemental...

1626
01:26:11,015 --> 01:26:13,147
Sir Nubar asks for another word.

1627
01:26:13,148 --> 01:26:14,410
Oh, shit.

1628
01:26:15,585 --> 01:26:17,413
I'll be right back.

1629
01:26:27,467 --> 01:26:29,598
Yes, my dear Nubar?
How can I assist you?

1630
01:26:29,599 --> 01:26:31,992
I've changed my mind.
I'll do it myself.

1631
01:26:31,993 --> 01:26:34,212
Stupendous. I knew it.

1632
01:26:34,213 --> 01:26:36,823
No, not the business deal.
My no is final.

1633
01:26:36,824 --> 01:26:39,042
I mean your assassination.

1634
01:26:59,194 --> 01:27:00,629
So it is you.

1635
01:27:00,630 --> 01:27:02,283
The enemy trying to murder me
all along.

1636
01:27:02,284 --> 01:27:03,937
Yeah.

1637
01:27:03,938 --> 01:27:05,155
The son of my father.

1638
01:27:05,156 --> 01:27:06,810
- My own half brother.
- Yeah.

1639
01:27:15,515 --> 01:27:17,080
- I've got everybody's blood.
- No, you don't.

1640
01:27:17,081 --> 01:27:17,907
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.

1641
01:27:17,908 --> 01:27:19,432
Yes, I do.

1642
01:27:31,879 --> 01:27:33,445
I won't die.

1643
01:27:33,446 --> 01:27:34,924
I never do.

1644
01:27:46,067 --> 01:27:47,067
You're worse than me.

1645
01:27:47,068 --> 01:27:48,851
You're not human.

1646
01:27:48,852 --> 01:27:50,419
You're biblical.

1647
01:28:08,611 --> 01:28:12,135
Can't you stop?
Can't you leave me alone?

1648
01:28:12,136 --> 01:28:15,879
Why do you need to always keep
assassinating me all the time?

1649
01:28:18,142 --> 01:28:20,056
You know the answer.

1650
01:28:20,057 --> 01:28:21,450
I don't need to say it.

1651
01:28:24,192 --> 01:28:26,237
"Who could lick whom, I guess."

1652
01:28:28,805 --> 01:28:30,024
Yeah.

1653
01:29:48,102 --> 01:29:49,320
Let's communicate.

1654
01:31:23,153 --> 01:31:25,503
When I pray, no one answers.

1655
01:31:25,504 --> 01:31:27,853
I only pretend he does.

1656
01:31:27,854 --> 01:31:30,596
Then I do whatever I think God
probably would've suggested.

1657
01:31:32,380 --> 01:31:34,513
Usually, it's obvious.

1658
01:31:39,039 --> 01:31:40,344
Amen.

1659
01:31:47,830 --> 01:31:49,614
Peace be with you,
Reverend Mother.

1660
01:31:49,615 --> 01:31:50,963
"Chapter one.

1661
01:31:50,964 --> 01:31:52,791
Cedric himself knew
nothing of..."

1662
01:31:52,792 --> 01:31:54,140
Our new quarters,
though modest, cramped,

1663
01:31:54,141 --> 01:31:56,316
meager and shabby,
are nevertheless

1664
01:31:56,317 --> 01:31:58,144
charming and versatile.

1665
01:31:58,145 --> 01:31:59,537
"But then his papa had died
when he was a little boy..."

1666
01:31:59,538 --> 01:32:01,060
The boys, to my delight,

1667
01:32:01,061 --> 01:32:03,497
finally begin
to thrive and flourish.

1668
01:32:03,498 --> 01:32:04,890
I do serve a purpose here.

1669
01:32:04,891 --> 01:32:06,108
"Since his papa's death,

1670
01:32:06,109 --> 01:32:07,980
Cedric had found out
that it was best..."

1671
01:32:07,981 --> 01:32:09,808
Agent Karlsen resigned
as a double agent

1672
01:32:09,809 --> 01:32:12,201
and accepted a staff position
at our local grammar school.

1673
01:32:12,202 --> 01:32:14,464
...predators, much like our
friend, the plebejus beetle,

1674
01:32:14,465 --> 01:32:15,640
who has a similar kind
of casing,

1675
01:32:15,641 --> 01:32:17,817
and he doesn't mind
predators at all.

1676
01:32:18,818 --> 01:32:20,383
My stepmother annulled

1677
01:32:20,384 --> 01:32:22,168
her brief union with my father.

1678
01:32:22,169 --> 01:32:26,738
And one and two
and three and four.

1679
01:32:26,739 --> 01:32:29,828
My father's
entrepreneurial energies remain

1680
01:32:29,829 --> 01:32:32,744
robustly invigorated
by the austerity of our poverty.

1681
01:32:32,745 --> 01:32:34,354
Tell him he's welcome,
but don't let him leave.

1682
01:32:34,355 --> 01:32:37,923
I do admire
his resilience and ambition,

1683
01:32:37,924 --> 01:32:41,796
though I don't believe
these come from God.

1684
01:32:41,797 --> 01:32:44,670
The Phoenician Scheme continues
to deepen and widen.

1685
01:32:47,324 --> 01:32:49,892
It may be a sizable step
backwards for civilization...

1686
01:32:51,677 --> 01:32:55,724
...but it will produce some
good works, I'm sure of it.

1687
01:32:57,247 --> 01:32:59,422
Could you imagine
marrying a man like me?

1688
01:32:59,423 --> 01:33:01,817
I mean it as a genuine question.

1689
01:33:04,037 --> 01:33:05,080
Is that paste?

1690
01:33:05,081 --> 01:33:07,082
No. Yes. I think so.
I don't know.

1691
01:33:07,083 --> 01:33:09,345
It's the same one.
Cousin Hilda sent it back.

1692
01:33:09,346 --> 01:33:10,869
I asked your father
for his consent,

1693
01:33:10,870 --> 01:33:13,133
and he loaned it to me
to give to you.

1694
01:33:16,745 --> 01:33:18,311
P.S. To this day,

1695
01:33:18,312 --> 01:33:20,140
he's a very good cook...

1696
01:33:22,969 --> 01:33:24,579
...and dishwasher.

1697
01:34:06,534 --> 01:34:08,144
Two whiskeys.

1698
01:34:43,527 --> 01:34:44,964
You say yes?

1699
01:34:47,227 --> 01:34:48,967
On a trial basis.

1700
01:34:57,498 --> 01:34:58,717
Hearts.

1701
01:37:52,978 --> 01:37:55,981
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1701
01:37:56,305 --> 01:38:56,575
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