1 00:00:07,809 --> 00:00:10,444 [Frank] Just have a seat right there. Would you like a drink or... 2 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:11,713 -[person] No. -No? 3 00:00:11,746 --> 00:00:13,548 How about a fresh glass of water? 4 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:16,985 I have to just go back and gather myself with my buddies 5 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,921 -before we start this. Okay? -Okay. 6 00:00:19,954 --> 00:00:21,355 -Right. Good. -But we are on the clock. 7 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,457 Oh, yeah. And for the record, you know, 8 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:26,393 you might want to jot down how well you're being treated 9 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:28,997 at this professional establishment. 10 00:00:29,731 --> 00:00:31,465 -Frank, get over here. -Is she from the newspaper? 11 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:33,300 We are in big trouble. 12 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,970 We gotta come up with a statement for this reporter. 13 00:00:36,004 --> 00:00:38,238 -She's gonna butcher us. -Yeah, this is bad. 14 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,608 Why don't we play dumb? Why do we have to come up with a statement? 15 00:00:40,642 --> 00:00:43,845 Because they found 500 gallons of baby oil dumped in the Schuylkill River. 16 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:46,480 Wait. Dee might be right, 'cause they can't actually prove that that was us. 17 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:48,816 Well, the 200 Paddy's pub T-shirts floating around in it 18 00:00:48,850 --> 00:00:50,852 -aren't exactly helping our case, pal. -Yeah, not helping. 19 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:52,720 This is a good thing. This could be our Paddy's-gate. 20 00:00:52,754 --> 00:00:55,055 -Okay, there you go. -No, but gates aren't a good thing. 21 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:56,290 I mean, Pizzagate, Watergate. 22 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:57,859 -Nipplegate. Nipplegate. -Nipplegate. 23 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,459 Janet Jackson's career was never the same. 24 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,128 You're right, what happened-- 25 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,096 -Some things you gotta keep covered up. -Based off that. Yeah. 26 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,800 -We've gotta come up with a statement. -Guys, guys, guys, guys! 27 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,367 We can handle this. 28 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,469 I mean this is why we went to that corporate retreat in Idaho. 29 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:11,171 -[Charlie] Hmm. -Right, right. 30 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:13,473 We didn't go to the retreat so much as watched clips of it on YouTube, 31 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,342 but, you know, you're right, Mac. 32 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:18,478 Normally a situation like this would have me clawing all your faces off. 33 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:21,248 But I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna utilize my words. 34 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,619 I do see your hand is still in a bit of a claw. 35 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:25,920 Yeah, I was ready to pounce. 36 00:01:25,954 --> 00:01:27,454 I had it hidden behind my head. I was ready... 37 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:29,924 -Yeah, I hid it behind my leg. -I had a feeling. 38 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:32,760 -Should we un... -No, let's all unclaw our hands. 39 00:01:32,794 --> 00:01:34,896 -Right? Because that was the old way. -[Charlie] Yeah, yeah. 40 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:36,229 This is the new way, right? 41 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,765 We've got the tools from the corporate retreat. 42 00:01:37,799 --> 00:01:39,601 -We've got the vocabulary. -[Charlie] Yeah. 43 00:01:39,634 --> 00:01:41,836 We've got these awesome fleece vests inspired by the retreat. 44 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:43,905 -Oh, my God, I love the fleece. -God, I love these vests. 45 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:45,540 You can let it all go under here. 46 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:48,042 I appreciate you springing for that, Frank. Thank you very much. 47 00:01:48,076 --> 00:01:50,243 So, listen, we can handle this unpleasantry 48 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,047 with the grace and elegance of any major corporation 49 00:01:53,081 --> 00:01:58,285 by utilizing a little thought leadership and simply talking this thing out. 50 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:01,254 [dramatic music playing] 51 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:09,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 52 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:18,940 [music ends] 53 00:02:22,677 --> 00:02:25,245 First and foremost, the business must be protected at all times. 54 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:26,948 -[Charlie] Yeah. -[Dee] Yes. 55 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:28,683 The business is infinitely more important than any individual. 56 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:32,954 Yes, we are, of course, a family, but human emotion notwithstanding, 57 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:35,923 I would be remiss not to mention that we are a business first, 58 00:02:35,957 --> 00:02:39,192 and as a business, we must behave as such. 59 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:43,564 So I would like to posit, respectfully, of course, that we put forth an offering. 60 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:45,399 Yes, a lamb if you will. 61 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:48,770 No, I would say, uh, that lamb right now could be tender and delicious, 62 00:02:48,803 --> 00:02:51,739 but we have kind of bigger issues that we're dealing with 63 00:02:51,773 --> 00:02:53,306 that we need to discuss, 64 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,910 and maybe, you know, eating lamb is not the best thing. 65 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,945 -Momentarily speaking. -Thank you for that, Charlie, 66 00:02:57,979 --> 00:03:00,615 but of course I'm speaking of a sacrificial lamb. 67 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,750 -Ah! -Maybe we need to 68 00:03:02,784 --> 00:03:04,317 walk through the series of events 69 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,788 of the incident to figure out who the fall guy should be, 70 00:03:06,821 --> 00:03:11,659 and I would like to respectfully point out that the phrase is fall "guy." 71 00:03:11,693 --> 00:03:14,729 Thank you for pointing out that gender inequity, Dee. 72 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,197 And, henceforth, let's refer to that position 73 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,966 -as "fall person." -[Dee] Mmm. 74 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,469 Or we could circle back to, uh, animal-related, uh, conversations. 75 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:26,641 We could consider "fall fish," uh, or "scapefish" or even "fall bird," 76 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:27,742 and then we're back to Dee. 77 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,210 Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry guys, but, um, 78 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:34,849 but my hand is so tightly clenched into a claw. 79 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,450 -[Charlie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. -[Frank] Same. 80 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,653 -I'm feeling the claw again. -[Frank] Same. 81 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,387 All right, so why don't we do this? 82 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,857 Let's all take a deep breath before we continue this conversation. 83 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,357 Unclaw our hands. 84 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:50,363 [all inhale deeply, exhale] 85 00:03:51,132 --> 00:03:52,133 I think Dee is right. 86 00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:56,070 I think we got to take this mess from the beginning to find out how we got here. 87 00:03:56,104 --> 00:03:58,005 -Uh-huh. -[Dennis] Find out who's really to blame. 88 00:03:58,039 --> 00:03:59,107 Now, as you recall, 89 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:00,240 it all started several weeks ago... 90 00:04:00,842 --> 00:04:02,176 [Charlie] Whoa! 91 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:05,012 [Dennis] ...when Frank found that jug out back. 92 00:04:05,046 --> 00:04:06,647 -[Frank mumbles] -Yo, let me blow on that. 93 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:09,650 No, you make sounds when you bang on it, not blow on it. 94 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,351 -No, you blow on it. -No, no. Yeah, yeah. 95 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,487 -It sounds different when you put water... -[blows into bottle] 96 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,690 -But it's gonna be much deeper, like-- -No, no, no. He's right. 97 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,859 -You don't blow on it-- -If you blow on it like that, it gets-- 98 00:04:17,892 --> 00:04:19,527 -You turn it upside-down-- -[blows into bottle] 99 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,461 -You don't bang on it-- -[all clamoring] 100 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:24,799 [Dennis] That led to a vigorous debate, which in turn led to vigorous clawing 101 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:28,136 until we decided to stop fighting and, you know, simply get our own jugs. 102 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:33,908 Annoyingly, however, the jugs were filled with fluid. 103 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,910 What are we supposed to do with all this fluid? 104 00:04:36,511 --> 00:04:41,348 Uh... Yeah, can't really play them as an instrument until we... 105 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:42,750 -Oh. -Yeah, that's a problem. 106 00:04:42,784 --> 00:04:45,119 We could... w-wash the bar with it. 107 00:04:45,153 --> 00:04:48,355 Uh, you don't wanna wash the bar with a... with a water-based liquid. 108 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:49,924 -[Frank] Make a fire and... -Plants love that. 109 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,893 -Make a fire and put water... -Make a fire and put it out. 110 00:04:51,926 --> 00:04:53,861 What are you talking about? We're not gonna make a fire. 111 00:04:53,895 --> 00:04:55,863 -Well, if we start a fire-- -Why would we start a fire? 112 00:04:55,897 --> 00:04:58,266 So we... so we have a reason to use all this liquid. 113 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:02,236 [Dennis] After an hour-long argument about the best way to dispose of the fluid, 114 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:04,705 we caved and decided the best way to make the jugs empty 115 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,841 was to simply drink the water. 116 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:10,545 Now if I'm braising something, is that a way to cook something, 117 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:11,813 or is that shellacking it? 118 00:05:11,846 --> 00:05:13,281 Like, am I putting sauce on it? 119 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,949 [Dennis] The inadvertent effect of the watercooler 120 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,518 was not just hydration, but conversation. 121 00:05:17,552 --> 00:05:19,587 Is it about the sauce or the cooking technique or both? 122 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,589 -It's about the crisping. -About both. 123 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,591 [Dennis] The water tank became a think tank for business scaffolding, 124 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:26,794 as well as recent health initiatives and, you know, general interest. 125 00:05:26,828 --> 00:05:31,833 Well, now I've taken to using baby oil almost exclusively when I get out of the shower. 126 00:05:31,866 --> 00:05:34,135 You know, I-I don't know if you guys know this, 127 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:37,104 but you can actually put a tablespoon of baby oil in your coffee in the morning 128 00:05:37,138 --> 00:05:39,207 and it resets the pH balance of your gut biome. 129 00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:41,509 You drink it? 130 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,945 You know, if you're gonna dump stuff, the best place is the ocean. 131 00:05:43,978 --> 00:05:47,582 I mean, you know, in a pinch, you go to a lake or a river, 132 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:51,252 but you wanna get rid of something, ocean is the only way to go. 133 00:05:51,285 --> 00:05:53,554 Dennis, how do they get the oil out of the baby? 134 00:05:53,588 --> 00:05:56,724 Do they have to mash the babies up or grind them? 135 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,927 Is it babies that are sick and dying already, or what is the oil-- 136 00:05:59,961 --> 00:06:02,495 Don't be an idiot, Charlie. The babies are alive. 137 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:05,066 They just wring them out like an old rag. 138 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:07,835 The Cybertruck is by far the coolest piece of machinery 139 00:06:07,869 --> 00:06:09,637 that the space nerd has ever made. Right? 140 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,138 -[Dennis] Absolutely. -I love that truck. 141 00:06:11,172 --> 00:06:12,907 I'm furious that all cars don't look like that. 142 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,441 Dude, totally. You know what it is? 143 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,577 It delivers on the promise of the future from our youth. 144 00:06:16,611 --> 00:06:18,246 -Yes. -Right? 145 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:20,014 We thought all cars were going to look like that back in the day. 146 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,482 Hard lines, sharp corners, DeLorean-like materials. 147 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:25,119 Yeah, you know, it's the transportation fitting of a Terminator. 148 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:27,154 -Totally a Terminator. -[exhales] Yeah, absolutely. 149 00:06:27,188 --> 00:06:28,522 Yeah, it's like a rhombus on wheels. 150 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:29,991 -Right, right. Absolutely. -That's right. 151 00:06:30,024 --> 00:06:32,059 [Dennis] We were firing on all cylinders, 152 00:06:32,093 --> 00:06:35,796 but things took a most exciting turn when one particular topic was raised. 153 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,965 Gentlemen, what are your thoughts on slap fighting? 154 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:42,370 Slap fighting? I'm not aware of this. 155 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,138 Oh. Well, let me tell you. 156 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:47,141 Just like the Cybertruck is the future of transportation, 157 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,944 slap fighting is the future of dispute mitigation. 158 00:06:50,912 --> 00:06:52,680 [all slurping water] 159 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:55,283 [Dennis] And, my God, was he right. We had to try our hand at it. 160 00:06:55,316 --> 00:06:58,386 -The Egyptians, they like the cats. -Yeah. They like them. 161 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:01,255 I know, but it's a... it's a cat-based society, you know what I mean? 162 00:07:01,289 --> 00:07:02,957 Yeah, but I understand that. But-- 163 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,359 -The cats are a huge part of their thing. -They like the cats. 164 00:07:05,393 --> 00:07:07,828 [Dennis] Everybody loved it. We swapped out the clawing for slapping. 165 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,931 I mean, we were using it to-to-to settle arguments. 166 00:07:09,964 --> 00:07:12,333 We were using it to end the day, to start the day, 167 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:13,834 -to say goodbye, to say hello... -[cheering] 168 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,803 ...to celebrate, to mourn, everything, you know. 169 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:19,439 -But then Mac had a business idea. -[all laughing] 170 00:07:21,309 --> 00:07:25,880 Gentlemen, let's discuss professional slap fighting. 171 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,049 [foreboding music playing] 172 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:31,218 [Dennis] We were all slapped across the proverbial cheeks with this venture. 173 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,120 -Oh, shit. -[all clamoring] 174 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:35,623 Take your shirts off, though. 175 00:07:36,157 --> 00:07:38,491 [all] Whoa! 176 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:41,095 [Dennis] It was his hand-face-based business venture 177 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,731 that led to the off-lining of certain corporate assets 178 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,766 into various aquatic bodies. 179 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:51,339 So, Mac is clearly the prime candidate to fall on the metaphorical sword here. Yes? 180 00:07:51,372 --> 00:07:53,574 -Yeah. Sounds good. -Sure. Well, yeah. That adds up, right? 181 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,977 Mm-hmm. That does seem to be the proper mathing. Yes. 182 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:57,712 Yeah, I do... I do hear you guys on this. 183 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:00,147 As long as we're outside of the earshot of this reporter, 184 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:03,483 I'd like to add, you can stick this line of logic up your various assholes. 185 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:05,252 Hmm. 186 00:08:05,286 --> 00:08:06,887 -All right, that's harsher language... -[Dennis] Interesting point. 187 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:09,023 ...than I thought we were allowed to use here, but... 188 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:11,491 Also Dennis is leaving out a core friction point. 189 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,394 [Mac] Things were going smoothly 190 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:16,764 until Dennis pointed out that the whole thing sorely lacked eroticism. 191 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,399 Slaps and profits have gone up. 192 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:19,900 -That's great. -Uh-huh. 193 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,736 But chick saturation has gone down. 194 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,404 -That's not good. -Uh-uh. 195 00:08:23,437 --> 00:08:25,606 The whole thing is sorely lacking eroticism. 196 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,908 -The data is alarming. -[Frank] Yeah. 197 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:30,144 -Yeah! Yeah, yeah. -Well, let's fix that. 198 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,746 -Go on. -Yeah, yeah. 199 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,647 He pitched something with the eroticism of mud wrestling 200 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,182 and the aggression of a Cybertruck. 201 00:08:35,216 --> 00:08:37,118 The world just has not delivered 202 00:08:37,151 --> 00:08:40,221 on the future that we were promised when we were growing up. 203 00:08:40,254 --> 00:08:44,025 We were promised mud wrestling. We were promised wet T-shirt contests. 204 00:08:44,058 --> 00:08:46,227 We were promised women going wild. 205 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,963 At a certain point, we stopped women from going wild. 206 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,197 Why did we do that? 207 00:08:50,231 --> 00:08:52,299 -They wanna go wild. -They should go wild. 208 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:55,736 They want to go wild. Let's let them go wild. 209 00:08:55,770 --> 00:08:59,273 They're too dry, and so they don't feel wild. 210 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:02,276 Yeah, exactly. Guys, let's get back to our core values. 211 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:06,847 Th-There is an underserved market for one-on-one erotic sport competition 212 00:09:06,881 --> 00:09:09,650 between scantily-clad, oiled-up women. 213 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,619 [Mac] He proposed pivoting away from dudes 214 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:15,790 and investing all of our resources more heavily into women and baby oil. 215 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:19,193 [all] Whoa! 216 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:25,332 This is why Dennis's head must roll. I compliment him on the innovation, 217 00:09:25,366 --> 00:09:28,602 but the idea was a little chunky, if I'm being honest. 218 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,204 My personal distaste for women aside, 219 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,073 I think you crapped the bed on the execution. 220 00:09:32,106 --> 00:09:34,341 We were over-leveraged in the baby oil department 221 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:37,211 and subsequential environmental what-have-yous 222 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,648 from the off-lining have left us in this particular situation. 223 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:44,519 Which is why I nominate Dennis. Right time, right skull. 224 00:09:44,553 --> 00:09:46,821 -I like it. I like it. -I gotta say I'm impressed. 225 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,622 You know, you're coming at me open-kimono here, 226 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,559 and I appreciate that, so kudos, you know. 227 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:54,328 But I do think we need to helicopter up, stretch the vantage point a little bit. 228 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,397 I think we need to chew on the key protein here, 229 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,066 -which I believe to be Dee. -[Mac] Mmm. 230 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,269 With the women slappers in the bar, we were thriving, 231 00:10:03,204 --> 00:10:07,141 but we weren't quite reaching the erotic escape velocity that I was hoping for. 232 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,776 I mean... [stuttering] ...really, all it is 233 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,911 is there's one lingering problem with the women. 234 00:10:10,945 --> 00:10:13,180 -What? They're ugly. -They're ugly. 235 00:10:13,214 --> 00:10:15,015 -I didn't wanna say it, but they are ugly. -Yeah. 236 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,951 They're a bit gruff, aren't they? 237 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:20,421 The big issue for me is you can't put baby oil on any of these women, you know. 238 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,689 They'll bite you. 239 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,526 I had one almost bend my arm completely in half. 240 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:27,928 -I tried to put baby oil on her and she-- -I got pinned by her too, man. 241 00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:31,132 Yeah, yeah. So you know, like, chick saturation is up. That's good. 242 00:10:31,165 --> 00:10:34,034 -But the attractive/oil saturation... -[Charlie] It's way down, yeah. 243 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,370 -[Dennis blows raspberry] It's way down. -Way down. Why is that? 244 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,106 So, we need to find a way to lure in hotter women. 245 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:41,108 Yeah, that's all it is. You know what I mean? 246 00:10:41,142 --> 00:10:42,710 Anybody got any ideas? 247 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,346 Back in the day when we were taking down all the aluminum siding, 248 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:48,149 what are we gonna do with all that asbestos that was left? 249 00:10:48,182 --> 00:10:50,084 -We dumped it in the Schuylkill. -Oh, you did? 250 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,719 -Yeah. -[Dennis] Okay. 251 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:55,222 But in order to get 'em to do it, we lured 'em in with a Cadillac. 252 00:10:55,256 --> 00:10:56,724 [Charlie] Oh! 253 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,125 That's what you gotta do with the women. 254 00:10:58,159 --> 00:10:59,860 -You think we get these gals a Cadillac... -Yeah! 255 00:10:59,894 --> 00:11:02,129 ...and we say, you know, "You win a slap fight, you get a Cadillac"? 256 00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:03,864 -Everybody needs money. -Wait. 257 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,100 I know exactly what we should do. 258 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,669 Oh! I was thinking the same thing. 259 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,672 [clicks tongue] I doubt it. 260 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,243 -[dramatic music plays] -[all] Oh! 261 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:20,147 Look at this thing. Oh, man. Frank, baby, this is quite the prize. 262 00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:21,782 -Yeah. -[Dennis] Nicely done, Frank. 263 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,751 -[chuckling] Yeah. -Wow. 264 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,252 -Look at the hard angles on this. -Yeah. 265 00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:26,887 It's beautiful, man. 266 00:11:26,921 --> 00:11:29,323 [Dennis] The Cybertruck lured in a much sexier talent pool. 267 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,158 We were really excited about the quality of slapper, 268 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:34,663 but there was one that stood out above all the others. 269 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,363 I mean, we couldn't take our eyes off her. 270 00:11:36,397 --> 00:11:38,332 I can't wait to see the headlights on her. 271 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,634 -Yeah! -[chuckles] Yeah. 272 00:11:39,668 --> 00:11:41,302 Yeah. Well, and you never will see 'em, Frank. 273 00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:43,771 Because there's only one single headlight. 274 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,806 -[Charlie] It's a single headlight, yeah. -[Frank] Oh. 275 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,342 [Dennis] We couldn't give her away. We had to have her. 276 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,613 It wasn't long before we came up with a plan to retain her for ourselves. 277 00:11:51,646 --> 00:11:53,814 We would just have to win the slap contest, you know. 278 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,483 We needed a ringer, someone to tear through these waifish models 279 00:11:56,518 --> 00:11:59,286 and ensure the truck would remain in our portfolio. 280 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,088 Figure something out though. 281 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,189 What are you guys doing? 282 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,425 [Frank] Huh? 283 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:09,063 ["Peer Gynt Suite No. 1 - In the Hall of the Mountain King" playing] 284 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,199 [sighs] 285 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,575 -[music intensifies] -[all] Oh! 286 00:12:22,711 --> 00:12:25,913 [Dee shouting] 287 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,385 [Dennis chuckles] Dee was tearing through girls 288 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,220 like a paper shredder through company records. 289 00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:35,923 And we knew she would, as I had explained it with a graph. 290 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:39,093 The lower the self-esteem, the harder the slap. And Dee could take a hit too. 291 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,028 Right? Years of getting slapped around by Frank, right? 292 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,162 -[both chuckling] -[Dee] Yeah. 293 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:43,698 Those were the days. 294 00:12:43,732 --> 00:12:45,567 -Oh, yeah. Better times. -If say so, buddy. If you say so. 295 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,902 [Dennis] She had it all, and she delivered slap after slap. 296 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,939 Sexy women, aggressive violence, futuristic trucks. 297 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:55,744 Everything was going according to plan. Till Dee got knocked out. 298 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,145 -[all gasping] -[music ends] 299 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,548 Dee, I thank you for your service. I love you like a sister. 300 00:13:00,582 --> 00:13:01,849 Well, I am your sister. 301 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,685 Well, you know, familial ties notwithstanding. 302 00:13:03,718 --> 00:13:05,754 Uh, I think you kinda drained the kettle on that one. 303 00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:08,088 And, hey, you know, no offense, 304 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:10,291 but I think you've proven yourself to be pretty good at taking a fall. 305 00:13:10,324 --> 00:13:11,526 [Dennis, Dee chuckling] 306 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:14,228 Guys, I know things are getting hot, okay? 307 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,130 But I think we're styling the wrong mannequin here. 308 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,566 I would have won that competition 309 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,201 if it wasn't for our associate deviating from the business plan, 310 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,604 and that would be Charlie. 311 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,139 Oh. Uh... Wow. 312 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:28,075 [Dee] He fell back on some old bad habits. 313 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,877 [Charlie chuckling] Fool. 314 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,011 [grunts] 315 00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:33,548 -[person screams] -[laughing] What's up? 316 00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:35,717 -What's going on? New car? I like it. -Oh, God. 317 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,753 -Okay. What is this? Why are you here? -Pretty sweet. Is that a Geo? 318 00:13:38,787 --> 00:13:40,622 Well, I got a business opportunity for you. 319 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:42,222 Oh, a business opportunity? 320 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,625 -Yeah. Check this out. -Oh, good. 321 00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:45,259 -Yeah, you're gonna like this. -Great. I bet. 322 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,127 We're doing these oiled-up slap fights in the bar. 323 00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:48,596 Oiled-up slap fights? 324 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:50,230 Yeah, we're oiling girls and they're slapping each other. 325 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,566 -You're oiling girls up? -Yeah. 326 00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:53,400 So I could oil you or you could oil yourself, but... 327 00:13:53,434 --> 00:13:55,936 Did you come here to ask me if I want to get oiled by you? 328 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,739 -Are you stalking me again? -Yeah. 329 00:13:57,772 --> 00:14:02,276 Stalking? Whoa. Since when did I ever stalk you? No, that's not my thing. 330 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,611 -Flirting, maybe. But... -Okay. 331 00:14:03,645 --> 00:14:05,379 Hey, look, you don't have to do it, 332 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,749 but I will say that the winner of the thing is gonna get a free truck, 333 00:14:07,782 --> 00:14:10,819 but I suppose you like this car better, you know. [scoffs] 334 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,220 You're giving away a truck? 335 00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:15,557 A Cybertruck. 336 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,859 Mmm. 337 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,128 Little did he know that she wasn't just driving that crappy car, 338 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,597 she was living in it. 339 00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:24,566 [orchestral music plays] 340 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,540 [Dee] The allure of the Cybertruck 341 00:14:32,574 --> 00:14:35,309 and a lifetime of petty misery suffered by this woman 342 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,944 rendered her unstoppable. 343 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:40,147 -[all cheering] -Yeah. Okay. Who's next? 344 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,652 Uh... Hey. I got an idea, all right? 345 00:14:44,686 --> 00:14:47,789 W-What if you and I get a little side pot going, right? 346 00:14:47,822 --> 00:14:50,658 You and me, we... we tone down on the slaps, we call it a tie, 347 00:14:50,692 --> 00:14:52,192 and that way we can share the Cyber-- 348 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,260 [screams] 349 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,564 [crowd gasping] 350 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,804 [laughing in slow motion] 351 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,706 [The Waitress] Yeah! 352 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,039 I was sucker-punched. 353 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,474 -[scoffs] No. -[Mac] No. 354 00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:08,843 -Mm-mmm. -In your dreams. 355 00:15:08,877 --> 00:15:10,244 No. You were looking right at her. 356 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,079 She slapped the shit out of me, but I wasn't ready. 357 00:15:12,547 --> 00:15:14,481 [stammers] It was uncalled for and it wasn't fair. 358 00:15:14,516 --> 00:15:16,283 [Dee] To make matters worse, Frank reversed course 359 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,951 and refused to make her whole. 360 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,353 What do you mean I don't get the truck? 361 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,055 -It's all in the terms and conditions. -What? 362 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:25,058 Look. "Cybertruck not included." Can you read? 363 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,529 -Oh, my God! -Can you read? 364 00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,096 -What? -Oh, my God. 365 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,832 -Screw you. Screw you guys so hard! -In plain writing. 366 00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:32,966 -Oh, I'm taking this public. For this. -Don't you dare. 367 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,570 [Dee] Needless to say, she was pissed, and she promised to go public. 368 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,605 And let's face it, we didn't have permits for any of this. 369 00:15:37,639 --> 00:15:39,908 Which led to the panic and dumping of assets 370 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:43,076 to erase the trail of corporate culture and create plausible deniability. 371 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,846 I'm gonna call the newspaper. 372 00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:46,980 As the crow flies here, I think we could all see from a bird's-eye view 373 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,349 that had Charlie not invited The Waitress, none of this would've happened. 374 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,819 So Charlie should take the fall. 375 00:15:50,852 --> 00:15:52,754 And I would say all due respect, but I don't respect you. 376 00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:55,657 It's true, Charlie. We may have reached our inflection point. 377 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,592 Okay, great. Yeah, that's all good. Yeah. 378 00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,127 And I-I'm hearing you guys, you know, ear-wise. 379 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,231 And, um, you know, mouth-wise, uh, you're giving me various wordables, 380 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,099 uh, that are adding up to thoughts. 381 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,036 This is good. I see how you're trying to clip my wings so that I can fly. 382 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,338 That's not how birds work. That makes them "un-fly." 383 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,675 Okay. I did not know that you were the bird expert. 384 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,945 But I would like to pivot here, you know, before I fall on the sword, 385 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:21,883 and say that I was also using my eyeballs this entire time for various observables. 386 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:27,354 Because I realized... [clears throat] ...that Frank was, you know, 387 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,825 growing in hardness as the eroticism in the bar was increasing. 388 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,962 And, uh, he was becoming as hard as a Cybertruck himself, 389 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,162 you know, which you could see. 390 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,965 Cheese, of course, is also on this graph. 391 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,800 -Just keep going. -[Charlie] Uh, moving past. 392 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:43,203 Well, the main thing here is that I think we now have our open-sliced lamb. 393 00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:45,339 You know, open commando person. 394 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,775 -What? -What are you saying? 395 00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:49,443 I'm saying it should be Frank, man. 396 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,212 Because he was throwing an orgy in the basement the entire time. 397 00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:53,915 -What? -[Charlie] Yes. 398 00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:57,050 I realized Frank was trying to capitalize on the erotic environment 399 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,921 and pivot into a more orgasmic business model, right? 400 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:04,559 [Charlie] And I noticed various unsavory investors were paying Frank 401 00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:06,928 to try to get in on the ground floor. 402 00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:08,563 Dear God. Damn, you are not good at this. 403 00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:10,532 I'm tryna say dudes were paying Frank to go into the basement. 404 00:17:10,565 --> 00:17:12,399 -[Dee] Mm-hmm. -Right. 405 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,502 And he was failing in his efforts to poach talent from the slapping pool. 406 00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:19,273 Ooh. I like those straps, and I can't wait to see it off. Let's go downstairs. 407 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,943 And I knew this 'cause chicks were slapping him constantly. 408 00:17:21,976 --> 00:17:26,313 But then I saw him trying to headhunt for new key players in this thing. 409 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,984 Yo, baby. I need a prostitute. 410 00:17:30,018 --> 00:17:32,486 [Charlie] But he was running up against some logistical hurdles. 411 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,522 Well, when's she coming back from The Bahamas? 412 00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:36,658 [Charlie] So, the slap fighting and the basement full of men. 413 00:17:36,691 --> 00:17:39,727 The whole thing was just a big red flag. He had a target on his back and whatnot. 414 00:17:39,761 --> 00:17:43,998 So, when The Waitress got all pissed off she wasn't gonna get a Cybertruck, 415 00:17:44,032 --> 00:17:47,167 and the police were potentially going to get involved, Frank panicked. 416 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,169 He was worried about the orgy, 417 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,105 which led to the dumping into the Schuylkills and whatnot. 418 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:57,011 And so that is why he is the person that... that should take this fall. 419 00:17:57,045 --> 00:17:59,747 Um, also, there's still a bunch of dudes in the basement. 420 00:17:59,781 --> 00:18:01,181 -Uh... What? Right now? -What? 421 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,650 Yeah, there's, like, guys down there now. 422 00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,351 -Dude. -Right? How many are down there? 423 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,353 -Eleven. Eleven. Eleven's the answer. -Eleven dudes in the basement. 424 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,523 -The reporter could see all this. -Yeah, one could come up. 425 00:18:08,556 --> 00:18:10,190 -It could be an issue for us. -Oh, shit. 426 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,594 We got to figure out what we're gonna do and get her out of here. 427 00:18:12,627 --> 00:18:15,262 I agree with Charlie. I think Frank should take the fall for the whole thing. 428 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,599 -Well, that's insane. -You drove a Cybertruck into the river. 429 00:18:17,632 --> 00:18:19,867 I didn't know. I thought it was an aquatic vehicle. 430 00:18:19,901 --> 00:18:22,036 -It's an environmental nightmare. -It should be, but it's not. 431 00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:23,671 If anything, it looks like it goes into space. 432 00:18:23,705 --> 00:18:25,073 -Yeah, it should be but it's not. -The liberal press 433 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,406 is going to crucify us. 434 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,508 I gotta come clean. 435 00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:30,845 I think the truck is ugly. 436 00:18:30,878 --> 00:18:32,847 Damn it. I knew you were gonna say that. I knew she was gonna say that. 437 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,249 Stupid. You're stupid. I call bullshit on that. 438 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,919 All right. Enough, enough. 439 00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:40,922 I've had enough with the charts and the maps and the graphs. 440 00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:44,458 It's clear you're all good foot soldiers, loyal servants and whatnot. 441 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:49,597 But it's time we connect the Legos here and boil down to our core values. 442 00:18:49,631 --> 00:18:53,433 Yes, hammer down on our brand identity and come out open commando. 443 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,570 -I said the commando thing. -Didn't make sense the first time. 444 00:18:55,603 --> 00:18:57,705 I thought it was... It sounded cool and I want to circle back. 445 00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:59,907 -If you're doing it 'cause it's cool... -Okay. I got a plan, 446 00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:01,009 and this is it. 447 00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:04,277 Okay. Here we go. 448 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,713 [Dee sighs] 449 00:19:05,747 --> 00:19:08,281 Um, ma'am, we are finally ready to make our statement. 450 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,751 Yeah, yeah. 451 00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:11,586 [Dee sighs] 452 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,122 No comment. 453 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:19,127 That said, we are no longer gonna drink, serve, or have anything to do 454 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,628 -that represents water. -Yeah. 455 00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:23,296 -Water is not the cornerstone of our company. -Mm-mmm. 456 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,432 And we will hereby, uh, be getting rid of the watercooler. 457 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,768 -Gone. -Gone. 458 00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:29,137 Excuse me, I-I'm not sure what you're talking about. 459 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:32,439 Sorry. We got on talking like this when we started over-hydrating. 460 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,009 Yeah, we watched\ a couple YouTube clips about a corporate retreat. 461 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,511 Got some water, got hydrated. 462 00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:38,613 So, we're not gonna talk about that subject anymore. 463 00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:40,748 -[Dee] No more water. -No comment is the main thing, right? 464 00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:42,950 -Yeah. What I said in the beginning. -Yeah. And no water. 465 00:19:42,984 --> 00:19:44,752 I'm sorry, do you think I'm a reporter? 466 00:19:45,553 --> 00:19:46,854 Yeah. 467 00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:49,222 No. I'm here for the orgy. 468 00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:51,693 Oh. Oh. 469 00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:54,095 Good. Great. Great. 470 00:19:54,128 --> 00:19:57,031 Oh. Hey, guys, the whore is here. 471 00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,299 [people cheering] 472 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,637 -[Frank] I was waiting for you. -[Charlie] I told you guys, man. 473 00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,471 -That's one woman. -Yeah. 474 00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:06,874 Yeah. T-That's not an orgy. That's a... 475 00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:08,076 -No. No. -That's a gangbang. 476 00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:09,443 -[Dee] No. No. -That's a gangbang, yeah. 477 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,245 We really should find a way to exit Frank. 478 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,716 [dramatic music plays] 478 00:20:15,305 --> 00:21:15,345