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Up and down these steps.

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Up and down.

4
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Gettin' too old.

5
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Now, don't make me
come in that room.

6
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Not even human.

7
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Too much trouble.

8
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Palmer?

9
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Palmer, you awake in there yet?

10
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Palmer?

11
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Palmer!

12
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I haven't the time.

13
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Which pile are you?

14
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Mr. Townsend's
still downstairs.

15
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He ain't gettin' a bit happier.

16
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What? I can't
understand you

17
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with that thing on your face.

18
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Well, I can't breathe in here
with all these germs.

19
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Townsend's downstairs.

20
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Oh, screw townsend.

21
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Open a window, will ya?

22
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<i>You</i> open a window.

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I ain't steppin' in this room
until it's clean.

24
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Hey, nobody said this job

25
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wasn't gonna have its hazards.

26
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What are we paying you for?

27
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I ain't paid enough
to do this job.

28
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Nobody's ever been
paid enough to do this job.

29
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How about a brewski?

30
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Nice grab.

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♪ <i>Waking up</i> ♪

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♪ <i>To the sound</i> ♪

33
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♪ <i>That life is beating</i> ♪

34
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♪ <i>To the drum</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Heaven bound</i> ♪

36
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♪ <i>There's no defeating</i> ♪

37
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♪ <i>Straight ahead</i> ♪

38
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♪ <i>Movin' up</i> ♪

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♪ <i>So don't mind me</i> ♪

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♪ <i>If you think it's strange</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I'm next in line</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Yeah, it's gonna change</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

45
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♪ <i>Shake it up</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Take your stand</i> ♪

47
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♪ <i>'Cause life could throw you</i> ♪

48
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♪ <i>Oh, unexpected plans</i> ♪

49
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♪ <i>Don't be surprised</i> ♪

50
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♪ <i>Here's a word</i> ♪

51
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♪ <i>To the wise, yeah</i> ♪

52
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♪ <i>Oh, don't mind me</i> ♪

53
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♪ <i>If you think it's strange</i> ♪

54
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♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

55
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♪ <i>I'm next in line</i> ♪

56
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♪ <i>Yeah, it's gonna change</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

58
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♪ <i>Your life's a dance</i> ♪

59
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♪ <i>Gotta take a chance</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Oh, livin' on the edge</i> ♪

63
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♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

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♪ Doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo ♪

65
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♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪

66
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♪ Doo doo ♪

67
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♪ Hmm hmm hmm hmm
hmm hmm hmm hmm ♪

68
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♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪

69
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Palmer!

70
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♪ Doo doo doo... ♪

71
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What the hell
are you doing here?

72
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As your father's
special assistant...

73
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You're an ass-kissing joke.

74
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And you're a lazy
self-centered twerp

75
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and an embarrassment
to your family.

76
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My father's not gonna like you
talking like that.

77
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I'm quoting your father.

78
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Oh.

79
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He's telexed me from Belgium
with some good news.

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He's placed you
in Hoover Academy

81
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for your final year
of prep school.

82
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What?

83
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I knew you'd be pleased.

84
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Maybe now you can graduate

85
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before you're older
than the faculty.

86
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You know what they say
about Hoover?

87
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It's like going to school
in a vacuum.

88
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It's the prep school
of last resorts.

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Palmer, flunking out
of six schools in three years

90
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doesn't leave many options.

91
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Kids you started with

92
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are practicing medicine now.

93
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Does my mother know about this?

94
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She said maybe I shouldn't
go to school this year,

95
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I should try to find myself.

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You know, I have
a very delicate psyche.

97
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Join me in a little <i>canard?</i>

98
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Quack!

99
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I doubt that your
mother does know.

100
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She's probably in the Caribbean

101
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sunning her own delicate psyche.

102
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Let me give you the alternative.

103
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If you don't go to school
and don't graduate,

104
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you will be cut off.

105
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No trust fund, no allowance.

106
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You will actually have to get...

107
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And forgive me
for using the word...

108
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A job.

109
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Thank you.

110
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<i>Bonjour, monsieur.</i>

111
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<i>Bonjour, madame.</i>

112
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<i>A bientot.</i>

113
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May I take your order, monsieur?

114
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Perhaps a little electric
shock therapy, Nicky.

115
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You know, I'll tell you what.

116
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Why don't you hold the <i>vin</i>

117
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and give me a couple of dogs?

118
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Ten years as maitre d'

119
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in the best French
restaurant in town, Eddie.

120
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Old habits die hard,

121
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and then they may want me back.

122
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Here's Nicky,

123
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handling the books!

124
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I'll tell you something
that's worse for you, Eddie...

125
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Those two primates Dice
has got out looking for ya.

126
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Uhh!

127
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I just had to do
a little bit of,

128
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ha, relocation, you know?

129
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You wouldn't, uh...

130
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Happen to have $3,700
I could borrow, would you?

131
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Shit!

132
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Ha ha ha ha.

133
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Anytime before
Halley's Comet gets here.

134
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Wanna shut up?

135
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God damn it!

136
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it looks like...

137
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Yes, it is,

138
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it's slicing toward
the elm trees!

139
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Who are you, curt fucking gowdy?

140
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Hey, that was
your best drive today.

141
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Now, look, shift your weight
a little faster like this,

142
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then you'll lose that slice.

143
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What do you say, Eddie?

144
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Jeez, Eddie, we had
a real tough time finding you.

145
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Not tough enough, huh?

146
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Hey, the Dice Man's
really pissed at ya.

147
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Ha ha ha.

148
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Now, that's poor dental hygiene.

149
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I'll tell you what, I'll
give you this for your breath,

150
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and you let me go.

151
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Let you go?

152
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And face unemployment
in these uncertain times?

153
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Gimme that!

154
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Hey, so how's...

155
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How's the ax-murder business?

156
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I don't know.

157
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It's this prep school thing.

158
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It's throwing my game off.

159
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I'm not psychologically
prepared to go.

160
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Well, at least we can
still be roommates, you know?

161
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Small compensation, Rand.

162
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Look, I got other plans.

163
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I was supposed to leave for
Europe in a couple of days.

164
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Besides, Hoover Academy.

165
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What do you recommend?

166
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Lessons.

167
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What club, wise-ass?

168
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Aw, if I were you,
I'd just stick to kicking.

169
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If you were me, you
wouldn't be a caddy.

170
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Hold this, will you?

171
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Yeah.

172
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What difference does it
make to my parents

173
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if I go to school or not?

174
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They never see me.

175
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Or each other, for that matter.

176
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What a tragedy.

177
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Ok, boys, watch this.

178
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God damn it!

179
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Get up.

180
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♪ <i>Flex it</i> ♪

181
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♪ <i>Flex it</i> ♪

182
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♪ <i>Hard, hard,
hard, hard, hard, hard</i> ♪

183
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What, are you girls practicing

184
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for a palsy contest?

185
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You make me sick, you know that?

186
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Don't wave to him.

187
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He owes me money.

188
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Hey, Dice Man.
The act looks great!

189
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What do you think, Mook?

190
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Eddie...

191
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The act sucks.

192
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Now, that's respect.

193
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Why do I get the feeling
you've been avoiding me?

194
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I don't know. Maybe 'cause
I've been avoiding you?

195
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That's pretty good.

196
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Not, I trust, because
of any fiscal difficulty

197
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we might be having?

198
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He bit off an ear for
a tenth of what you owe.

199
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I need some more time.

200
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You had time, man.
- No, I...

201
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You fucked up.

202
00:10:00,803 --> 00:10:02,470
You're a screwup, you know that?

203
00:10:02,538 --> 00:10:04,972
You should not have
begun wagering.

204
00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,374
So now you must pay

205
00:10:06,442 --> 00:10:07,842
or suffer.

206
00:10:09,511 --> 00:10:10,911
You decide.

207
00:10:10,979 --> 00:10:12,246
Is there a third choice?

208
00:10:12,314 --> 00:10:13,781
Death by tire wheels.

209
00:10:13,849 --> 00:10:16,751
Ha ha. Eddie,
I don't need this pressure.

210
00:10:16,819 --> 00:10:19,119
I don't need this small shit.

211
00:10:19,187 --> 00:10:21,956
Get him outta here.
Break his legs.

212
00:10:22,023 --> 00:10:23,558
And then get me some pizza, ok?

213
00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,493
With anchovies.

214
00:10:29,531 --> 00:10:30,732
What are you doin'?

215
00:10:34,202 --> 00:10:37,505
Skinny son of a bitch!

216
00:10:37,573 --> 00:10:39,474
You wait, Eddie!

217
00:10:39,541 --> 00:10:43,344
You skinny son of a bitch!
I'll grab you!

218
00:12:18,173 --> 00:12:19,474
Aw, shit!

219
00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:22,109
Go ahead, play through,
assholes!

220
00:12:35,791 --> 00:12:37,792
God damn it!

221
00:12:48,336 --> 00:12:51,973
God, you know, if it wasn't
for those seven triple bogeys,

222
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,518
I probably would have had
a pretty good round.

223
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Ha ha ha.

224
00:12:55,043 --> 00:12:57,612
You know what the joke of this
whole prep school thing is?

225
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My parents won't even know
if I'm there or not.

226
00:12:59,447 --> 00:13:00,548
That's what really bugs me.

227
00:13:00,616 --> 00:13:01,549
Will you stop complaining?

228
00:13:01,617 --> 00:13:02,550
I mean, being poor

229
00:13:02,618 --> 00:13:03,828
is worse than going
to prep school.

230
00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:05,052
You should ask a poor person.

231
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,160
Who knows any poor people?

232
00:13:06,221 --> 00:13:07,732
If I did, I'd hire one
to go to school for me,

233
00:13:07,756 --> 00:13:08,923
and I'd be off to Europe.

234
00:13:08,991 --> 00:13:11,125
Yeah, now, that's the remark
of a desperate man.

235
00:13:11,192 --> 00:13:12,259
Yeah, well, I'm desperate.

236
00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:15,963
Cheese?
Aw, yuck!

237
00:13:16,031 --> 00:13:17,297
Hey, you know somethin'?

238
00:13:17,365 --> 00:13:19,333
Nobody at the school
knows what I look like.

239
00:13:19,401 --> 00:13:21,736
My father will be traipsing
all over the world on business,

240
00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:23,771
and my mother
will just be traipsing.

241
00:13:23,839 --> 00:13:25,383
Why wouldn't it work?
Pay some guy, what?

242
00:13:25,407 --> 00:13:27,642
5, 600 bucks a month
and a bonus to graduate.

243
00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:28,709
You said it yourself.

244
00:13:28,744 --> 00:13:30,287
Going to school
is better than being poor.

245
00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:31,389
Well, yeah, sure,
it's a great idea,

246
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:32,693
but, I mean,
where do you propose

247
00:13:32,748 --> 00:13:35,149
to find the idiot to do this?

248
00:13:36,818 --> 00:13:40,421
So, how do you interview
a guy for a job like this?

249
00:13:40,488 --> 00:13:42,122
What, do I send for
your school records,

250
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:43,190
ask for references?

251
00:13:43,224 --> 00:13:45,459
Hey, man, listen,
forget the red tape, ok?

252
00:13:45,527 --> 00:13:47,094
I'm considering
a lot of other offers.

253
00:13:47,162 --> 00:13:49,063
Yeah, you two should
exchange brain scans.

254
00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:50,631
I mean, you're both nuts.

255
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,343
Don't worry, I got an instinct
for these things.

256
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:53,300
Yeah, right.

257
00:13:53,368 --> 00:13:54,936
Uh, I'll cover
your monthly expenses,

258
00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:57,504
and there's a $5,000 bonus
once I get my diploma.

259
00:13:57,573 --> 00:13:59,006
5,000 bucks?

260
00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:01,542
All right, 10,000,
but that's it.

261
00:14:02,644 --> 00:14:03,544
Once you get to Hoover,

262
00:14:03,612 --> 00:14:05,092
my buddy here
will show you the ropes.

263
00:14:05,146 --> 00:14:06,586
He may not come
from important money,

264
00:14:06,615 --> 00:14:08,015
but he's got a lot of class.

265
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,784
You want
the car, too? Test spin.

266
00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,518
Isn't that a little steep?

267
00:14:11,587 --> 00:14:13,287
What the hell.
I hate the color.

268
00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:19,193
Eddie!

269
00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:20,672
God, you almost hit those guys!

270
00:14:20,696 --> 00:14:23,497
Feel free to open it up,
I mean, Jesus.

271
00:14:29,071 --> 00:14:31,038
I don't know, I don't like it.

272
00:14:31,106 --> 00:14:32,139
You know what I mean?

273
00:14:32,207 --> 00:14:33,685
I'm the one who's gonna
have to take the heat

274
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:35,653
when this Eddie guy screws up,
and he's gonna screw up.

275
00:14:35,677 --> 00:14:37,612
So, you just got to make
sure that he doesn't.

276
00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,213
Look, he can't
do any worse than me.

277
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,381
I mean, seven years, and I
still haven't graduated.

278
00:14:41,449 --> 00:14:42,516
Yeah, good for you.

279
00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:44,151
But he doesn't even fit in,
you know?

280
00:14:44,219 --> 00:14:45,296
You don't even know this guy.

281
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,321
He may stay a week
and decide to take off, huh?

282
00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:48,789
Wrong.
Did you see the way

283
00:14:48,857 --> 00:14:50,224
he was looking at my Porsche?

284
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,036
Besides, I don't have time
to find anybody else.

285
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,328
Hang on a second, chief.

286
00:14:55,864 --> 00:14:57,965
Look, who else can I turn to?
You're my best friend.

287
00:14:58,033 --> 00:15:00,200
Yeah.
I'm your only friend.

288
00:15:00,268 --> 00:15:03,804
Now, look, as I see it,
you know, uh...

289
00:15:03,872 --> 00:15:06,406
Everyone's getting something
out of this here but me.

290
00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:08,575
♪ That's life,
that's what they say ♪

291
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,478
♪ You're riding... ♪

292
00:15:11,546 --> 00:15:13,681
Wrong. <i>This</i> is life.

293
00:15:13,749 --> 00:15:16,216
And now, he can't make it
without my help,

294
00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:17,785
and I should get paid.

295
00:15:17,853 --> 00:15:20,054
What?
Why not?

296
00:15:20,122 --> 00:15:22,256
It's not like I come from
really "important money."

297
00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:24,825
Uhh! Uhh!

298
00:15:24,893 --> 00:15:27,594
Look, pay me half of what
you're paying Eddie.

299
00:15:27,663 --> 00:15:31,632
Rand, you have turned
into real pond scum.

300
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:32,810
Yeah, well, you better hurry up.

301
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,112
I'm considering
some other offers.

302
00:15:34,136 --> 00:15:36,236
All right, all right.

303
00:15:36,304 --> 00:15:37,972
Come on, will ya?
I haven't got all day!

304
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,106
Oh, yes, sir.

305
00:15:39,174 --> 00:15:40,708
I can count on you, can't I?

306
00:15:40,776 --> 00:15:42,109
Sure. Let's...

307
00:15:42,177 --> 00:15:44,812
Let's just hope
you can count on Eddie.

308
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,080
Ciao, baby.

309
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:09,070
I hate school!
I'm not going! I won't go!

310
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:12,573
I'm gonna puke if you
make me go to school!

311
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,640
Good-bye, mother, father.

312
00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:14,742
Bye. Nice meeting you.

313
00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:15,743
Good-bye.

314
00:16:15,811 --> 00:16:17,377
Nice tennis racket, kid.

315
00:16:17,445 --> 00:16:19,446
You won't be needing it.

316
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,890
You scratched it.

317
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:33,060
This is from Abercrombie's,
and you scratched it.

318
00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:36,463
Can you believe this cheese dip
scratched my luggage?

319
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:37,531
Kill him.

320
00:16:41,269 --> 00:16:42,770
Sing it.

321
00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:45,139
I said sing it, smack.
Sing it.

322
00:16:45,207 --> 00:16:47,708
But I didn't memorize
it, sir. I didn't know.

323
00:16:47,776 --> 00:16:50,077
You... You didn't know?

324
00:16:50,145 --> 00:16:51,912
You didn't know?

325
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,420
Well, you think
you're such a big man

326
00:16:53,481 --> 00:16:55,750
you didn't have to learn
the Hoover fight song?

327
00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:57,985
N-No, sir.
Sing it.

328
00:16:58,053 --> 00:16:59,854
♪ Hoover Prep, we are for you ♪

329
00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:02,656
♪ Proud to-to wear
the pink and green ♪

330
00:17:16,437 --> 00:17:18,239
He's registered to be here.

331
00:17:18,306 --> 00:17:19,851
What's the deal? He
should be here by now.

332
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,275
Don't you have
his name or anything?

333
00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:36,257
♪ <i>Well, baby</i> ♪

334
00:17:36,324 --> 00:17:37,892
♪ <i>You got rhythm</i> ♪

335
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:40,161
♪ <i>You got style</i> ♪

336
00:17:40,228 --> 00:17:42,596
♪ <i>You got it made in the shade</i> ♪

337
00:17:42,664 --> 00:17:44,498
♪ <i>Oh, wow</i> ♪

338
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,033
♪ <i>Take it easy</i> ♪

339
00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:48,535
♪ <i>Or take it slow,
don't you know</i> ♪

340
00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:53,073
♪ <i>You got double trouble</i> ♪

341
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:55,409
♪ <i>High roller...</i> ♪

342
00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:57,077
Hey.

343
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:58,779
Yo, Rand!

344
00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:04,751
♪ <i>Ooh, a pretender</i> ♪

345
00:18:04,820 --> 00:18:05,886
♪ <i>Oh, yeah</i> ♪

346
00:18:07,522 --> 00:18:09,790
♪ <i>Well, baby</i> ♪

347
00:18:09,858 --> 00:18:11,725
♪ <i>You got rhythm</i> ♪

348
00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:13,894
♪ <i>You got style</i> ♪

349
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,396
♪ <i>You got it made in the shade</i> ♪

350
00:18:16,464 --> 00:18:18,565
♪ <i>Oh, wow</i> ♪

351
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:19,834
♪ <i>Take it easy</i> ♪

352
00:18:19,901 --> 00:18:22,303
♪ <i>Or take it slow,
don't you know</i> ♪

353
00:18:24,672 --> 00:18:26,874
♪ <i>You got double trouble</i> ♪

354
00:18:26,942 --> 00:18:28,508
♪ <i>You got rhythm</i> ♪

355
00:18:28,576 --> 00:18:31,111
♪ <i>You got style</i> ♪

356
00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:34,215
♪ <i>You got it made in the shade</i> ♪

357
00:18:34,282 --> 00:18:35,449
♪ <i>Oh, wow</i> ♪

358
00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:36,683
♪ <i>Take it easy</i> ♪

359
00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,886
♪ <i>Or take it slow,
don't you know</i> ♪

360
00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:43,590
♪ <i>You're in double trouble</i> ♪

361
00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:51,658
♪ <i>Shoop shoop</i> ♪

362
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:55,903
Ohh!

363
00:18:55,971 --> 00:18:58,873
You actually paid for this room?

364
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:03,177
Ha. You actually paid
for those clothes?

365
00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:04,525
What's wrong with these clothes?

366
00:19:04,579 --> 00:19:08,983
Well, you must be
Palmer Woodrow.

367
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:11,785
My name's Bif.
Skip. Reggie.

368
00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:13,254
Great names.

369
00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:15,455
Wish I had a name like Bif.

370
00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:17,401
Yeah, can't get depressed
with a name like that.

371
00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:18,635
I mean, it doesn't
sound right to say,

372
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:21,996
"Gee, Bif, what's wrong?
Are you depressed?"

373
00:19:22,063 --> 00:19:22,997
Great names.

374
00:19:23,064 --> 00:19:24,664
And if I may say,

375
00:19:24,732 --> 00:19:27,001
that is a great outfit, Woodrow.

376
00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:29,103
We were admiring it
when you came in.

377
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:31,671
That is genuine Ban-Lon,
isn't it?

378
00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:35,075
Uh, very nice. It almost
feels like something real.

379
00:19:35,143 --> 00:19:36,243
Ha ha ha ha.

380
00:19:36,311 --> 00:19:38,478
Gosh, I... I really hate
to bring this up,

381
00:19:38,546 --> 00:19:41,181
but, uh, Rand, did you tell
Woodrow that he's a smack?

382
00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:42,950
Oh, he's a senior.
He's a senior, Bif.

383
00:19:43,018 --> 00:19:43,951
What's a smack?

384
00:19:44,019 --> 00:19:45,052
He's still new.

385
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,653
What's a smack?

386
00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:49,723
Smack's a freshman
or-or any new kid.

387
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:53,093
Right. Now, Blimp here,
well, Blimp's a senior,

388
00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:56,130
but he's also
the floor demo model.

389
00:19:56,197 --> 00:19:57,398
Hit it, Blimp.

390
00:20:00,168 --> 00:20:01,335
Ha ha.

391
00:20:03,805 --> 00:20:05,973
That'll be all.

392
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:09,143
Now, smacks must come
to attention like that

393
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,544
whenever a senior passes,

394
00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:16,216
and a smack must always be
prepared to sing a song.

395
00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:17,818
You do know the song?

396
00:20:27,128 --> 00:20:30,064
It's your first day.
We're gonna let it go.

397
00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:33,033
But you teach him, Rand.
It's on your shoulders.

398
00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:37,237
Good to see you again,
Bif. See you, buddy.

399
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,482
I'll be talking
to you guys later.

400
00:20:38,506 --> 00:20:40,441
What the hell were you doing?

401
00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:42,909
I mean, you are supposed
to be Palmer Woodrow.

402
00:20:42,978 --> 00:20:45,679
You're supposed to fit in and
lose your stupid personality.

403
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:47,147
You are supposed to be a preppy,

404
00:20:47,215 --> 00:20:49,616
or else we can kiss
our money good-bye.

405
00:20:49,684 --> 00:20:51,352
Oh, <i>our</i> money?

406
00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:53,653
Yes, yes. I have a stake
in this, too, all right?

407
00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:55,956
And you're gonna fit in,
because I'm not gonna lose it,

408
00:20:56,024 --> 00:20:57,464
nor am I gonna take
any crap from you

409
00:20:57,492 --> 00:20:59,726
when you screw up.

410
00:20:59,794 --> 00:21:02,296
Now, I'm allergic to cancer,
so quit smoking.

411
00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:05,699
All right, lesson one...

412
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:08,268
Preppy-come-lately,

413
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:09,870
preppy-come-never,

414
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,305
preppy-forever.

415
00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,508
Socks... Wear them
only to weddings,

416
00:21:14,575 --> 00:21:16,377
and then, well,
only if it's your own.

417
00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:18,778
This duck is preppy, all right?

418
00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:22,216
This duck is not.

419
00:21:24,585 --> 00:21:26,153
This woman is preppy.

420
00:21:26,221 --> 00:21:27,354
Thank you very much.

421
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,825
This man is not.

422
00:21:31,893 --> 00:21:34,428
Thank you. Ugh.

423
00:21:34,496 --> 00:21:36,963
Come on. Don't roll cigarettes
up in your sleeve.

424
00:21:37,032 --> 00:21:39,566
Learn to love yellow and pink.

425
00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:42,636
A tie's knot should never
be bigger than your head.

426
00:21:42,703 --> 00:21:45,339
Clothes, they should look
like you inherited them

427
00:21:45,407 --> 00:21:47,441
from your older brother.

428
00:21:47,509 --> 00:21:48,575
Oh, very nice.

429
00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:50,944
Pants... Now they should
look like you outgrew them

430
00:21:51,012 --> 00:21:52,479
last year.

431
00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:53,924
Preppies must get beat up a lot.

432
00:21:53,948 --> 00:21:55,026
Are you listening to me?

433
00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:56,783
Wear as many layers as possible,

434
00:21:56,851 --> 00:22:00,087
but not enough to remind you
you have any armpits.

435
00:22:00,155 --> 00:22:01,288
You look great.

436
00:22:01,356 --> 00:22:03,557
Things should look neat
but never new, all right?

437
00:22:06,161 --> 00:22:07,594
Isn't this a great store?

438
00:22:07,662 --> 00:22:08,595
I mean, you should be proud.

439
00:22:08,663 --> 00:22:09,829
Today we single-handedly

440
00:22:09,897 --> 00:22:12,599
destroyed the polyester
industry. Ha ha ha.

441
00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:24,111
Uh, now, that's not very preppy.

442
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:26,613
Well, men...

443
00:22:26,681 --> 00:22:29,283
Ha ha!
And-and I call you men

444
00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:30,917
because that's exactly
what you are

445
00:22:30,985 --> 00:22:33,987
when you register as seniors
here at Hoover Academy.

446
00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:36,690
One of you sitting here
is gonna be the recipient

447
00:22:36,757 --> 00:22:40,194
of this year's annual
Hoover Memorial Award.

448
00:22:40,261 --> 00:22:44,431
The symbol of academic
and social achievement.

449
00:22:44,499 --> 00:22:47,134
I-I ask you, men,
isn't that exciting?

450
00:22:49,137 --> 00:22:51,671
I-I find it exciting.

451
00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:54,874
As exciting as the sense
of tradition and honor

452
00:22:54,942 --> 00:22:57,077
that the name Hoover embodies.

453
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,380
Sounds like Coach Wordman.

454
00:23:00,448 --> 00:23:03,016
I have got tattoos
you wouldn't believe,

455
00:23:03,084 --> 00:23:04,418
in uncharted regions.

456
00:23:04,486 --> 00:23:06,253
Hello!

457
00:23:06,321 --> 00:23:07,521
What's going on here?

458
00:23:07,589 --> 00:23:09,423
I'm welcoming the seniors.

459
00:23:09,491 --> 00:23:10,591
What's going on there?

460
00:23:10,658 --> 00:23:12,025
Is it September already?

461
00:23:12,093 --> 00:23:13,327
Sir, excuse me,

462
00:23:13,394 --> 00:23:16,930
but <i>this</i> is the proctor
for the senior dorm?

463
00:23:16,998 --> 00:23:18,932
Why, he's not setting
a very good example.

464
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,601
I totally agree with you.

465
00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:22,436
I don't think you
understand, sir.

466
00:23:22,504 --> 00:23:24,037
These ladies' car
ran out of gas.

467
00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:26,039
I'm merely letting them
use my phone.

468
00:23:26,107 --> 00:23:27,418
Let's have a little bit
of compassion.

469
00:23:27,442 --> 00:23:28,742
What do you think these are?

470
00:23:28,809 --> 00:23:30,254
I'm just filling them up
with gasoline

471
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,378
to bring back to the car.

472
00:23:31,446 --> 00:23:34,448
Ahem, but now that I see
these ladies in the light,

473
00:23:34,516 --> 00:23:37,784
I realize they are not women
of high moral integrity.

474
00:23:37,852 --> 00:23:39,919
A couple of woof-woofs.

475
00:23:39,987 --> 00:23:41,855
So let's get out of here
right now, please.

476
00:23:46,694 --> 00:23:47,727
Perhaps I should be sure

477
00:23:47,795 --> 00:23:49,696
that they are removed
from the premises, sir.

478
00:23:49,764 --> 00:23:50,764
Hurry back.

479
00:23:50,798 --> 00:23:51,965
I'm gonna have to.

480
00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:54,201
I've only got about 11 minutes
left on my hour. Great.

481
00:23:54,269 --> 00:23:56,203
Hey, wait, wait.
Wait, let me help.

482
00:23:56,271 --> 00:23:57,914
Wait a minute. You're not
going anywhere, young man.

483
00:23:57,938 --> 00:23:59,773
Just sit down, Mr., uh...

484
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,408
Woodrow, Woodrow,
Palmer Woodrow.

485
00:24:01,476 --> 00:24:03,443
Look, it's my only
ride into town.

486
00:24:03,511 --> 00:24:05,879
You're not going into town.

487
00:24:05,946 --> 00:24:09,383
Why? Or you're gonna
have girls come here?

488
00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:11,418
'Cause this place,
it's very nice,

489
00:24:11,486 --> 00:24:12,786
but it's very boring.

490
00:24:12,853 --> 00:24:17,191
This is an all-boys
preparatory school, Mr. Woodrow.

491
00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:27,300
First call for breakfast!

492
00:24:27,369 --> 00:24:30,003
First call for breakfast!

493
00:24:30,071 --> 00:24:33,006
First call for breakfast!

494
00:24:33,074 --> 00:24:34,808
Let's go, this is it.

495
00:24:34,876 --> 00:24:36,610
First day.

496
00:24:36,678 --> 00:24:39,145
We got 20 minutes
to shower and dress.

497
00:24:39,213 --> 00:24:43,484
Wake me when it's
first call for lunch.

498
00:24:43,551 --> 00:24:45,952
Ohh. Ohh!

499
00:24:55,697 --> 00:24:56,630
Oh, Thorndike.

500
00:24:56,698 --> 00:24:58,365
Good to
see you. Good to see you.

501
00:24:58,433 --> 00:24:59,910
What do you think of this
fall weather we're having?

502
00:24:59,934 --> 00:25:01,034
No, I don't like it.

503
00:25:01,102 --> 00:25:02,168
I bought this for you.

504
00:25:02,236 --> 00:25:03,336
It's the weirdest color...

505
00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:10,076
Come on.

506
00:25:10,144 --> 00:25:12,012
Wow. Did you see that?

507
00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:17,551
I'm sorry, I don't see anybody.

508
00:25:17,619 --> 00:25:19,520
We're gonna be late.
Come on.

509
00:25:23,324 --> 00:25:25,459
Now, uh, take out your homework

510
00:25:25,527 --> 00:25:28,061
and-and pass it to the front.

511
00:25:29,731 --> 00:25:33,166
Excuse me, Professor Mueller,

512
00:25:33,234 --> 00:25:35,302
but this is
the first day of class.

513
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,370
You haven't assigned
any homework yet.

514
00:25:37,439 --> 00:25:39,506
Ah, yes, of course.

515
00:25:39,574 --> 00:25:41,708
You seem to have some papers
in your hand.

516
00:25:41,776 --> 00:25:44,177
Perhaps you'd like
to pass them out?

517
00:25:44,245 --> 00:25:46,212
Ah. Ah.

518
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,649
Oh, yes. Of course.

519
00:25:52,454 --> 00:25:53,587
Of course.

520
00:25:53,655 --> 00:25:54,855
Now, what you have there

521
00:25:54,923 --> 00:25:57,290
is a-a psychological profile.

522
00:25:57,358 --> 00:25:59,460
Uh, fill it out.

523
00:25:59,527 --> 00:26:02,228
Then write an essay
about yourself.

524
00:26:02,296 --> 00:26:05,031
How do you spell "parole"?

525
00:26:05,099 --> 00:26:07,501
There are no right or
wrong answers. Simple.

526
00:26:07,569 --> 00:26:11,171
A child could do it.

527
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:13,206
Uh, lookit.

528
00:26:13,274 --> 00:26:16,543
I think this guy's
getting ready to blast off.

529
00:26:16,611 --> 00:26:19,012
Hey, guys, guys.
Excuse me here.

530
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,146
I find this embarrassing

531
00:26:20,214 --> 00:26:22,483
that we cannot show more respect

532
00:26:22,550 --> 00:26:25,251
to a teacher than this.

533
00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:28,455
Sir, on behalf of
Hoover Academy,

534
00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:30,357
well, I apologize.

535
00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:32,593
Yeah, me, too.

536
00:26:39,968 --> 00:26:43,770
Now, unless all overhead
is dramatically curbed

537
00:26:43,838 --> 00:26:47,541
or there's a marked increase
in alumni contributions,

538
00:26:47,609 --> 00:26:50,711
Hoover Academy faces
financial disaster.

539
00:26:50,778 --> 00:26:52,278
What overhead?

540
00:26:52,346 --> 00:26:55,448
My family gave the land
and built most of the buildings.

541
00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:59,119
You haven't even changed
a light bulb in ten years.

542
00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:02,923
Do you have any idea what
a financial challenge it is

543
00:27:02,991 --> 00:27:04,424
running this institution?

544
00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,326
Well, if it's
that much of a challenge,

545
00:27:06,394 --> 00:27:08,495
why don't you just
close the doors?

546
00:27:08,563 --> 00:27:09,830
Well, I...
I-I-I...

547
00:27:09,898 --> 00:27:11,932
I'm afraid I must
agree with mother.

548
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,067
Our family has invested
more than its fair share

549
00:27:14,135 --> 00:27:15,135
in the school.

550
00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:17,905
It's time the burden
was shared by others.

551
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,908
Well, yeah, I quite agree, but...

552
00:27:20,975 --> 00:27:23,143
Well, then
do something about it.

553
00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:25,445
Hoover Prep can always become

554
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:27,447
Hoover village condominiums.

555
00:27:28,917 --> 00:27:31,018
Uh...

556
00:27:31,085 --> 00:27:35,088
Well, uh...

557
00:27:35,156 --> 00:27:37,257
Ok, everybody
get their overcoats.

558
00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:39,259
<i>Come to me.</i>

559
00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:40,827
Ok.

560
00:27:40,895 --> 00:27:44,531
Now what we have here is
the famed <i>masked intruder.</i>

561
00:27:44,599 --> 00:27:47,267
<i>Come to me.
Take me.</i>

562
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,471
Hey. Come on.

563
00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:53,406
Four bucks.
Take a seat down front.

564
00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:55,676
Two bucks?

565
00:27:55,743 --> 00:27:57,611
Cover one eye.

566
00:27:57,679 --> 00:28:01,048
Ok. What can we
learn from this?

567
00:28:01,115 --> 00:28:02,983
Well, height obviously
has nothing to do

568
00:28:03,051 --> 00:28:04,451
with genital size.

569
00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:05,552
Or shape.

570
00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:07,487
All right, you guys,
what's going on in...

571
00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:09,056
<i>Come on.</i>

572
00:28:10,224 --> 00:28:11,491
Oh, my God.

573
00:28:13,327 --> 00:28:15,428
Coach.
That's four bucks.

574
00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:17,530
No, no. I'm not enrolled
in this course.

575
00:28:17,599 --> 00:28:18,531
I'm only auditing.

576
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,680
All right, guys, move over.

577
00:28:23,004 --> 00:28:25,138
Oh, God, that's wonderful.

578
00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:27,373
Now it's time to rate the date.

579
00:28:27,441 --> 00:28:30,043
Like that!

580
00:28:30,111 --> 00:28:33,714
Sir, I'm very, very sorry
to disturb you like this,

581
00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:36,549
and, well,
you know how much I hate

582
00:28:36,618 --> 00:28:39,352
to inform on a fellow student,

583
00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:43,090
but I feel the reputation
of the Hoover Academy

584
00:28:43,157 --> 00:28:44,591
is at stake here.

585
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,127
Oh, boy.

586
00:28:48,930 --> 00:28:50,563
Uh, Thomas?

587
00:28:51,966 --> 00:28:53,800
You gave them a seven.

588
00:28:53,868 --> 00:28:56,036
Now, why did you give them a seven?

589
00:28:56,104 --> 00:28:59,239
Seven? Seven, what,
are you nuts?

590
00:28:59,306 --> 00:29:00,841
How old are you, kid?

591
00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:02,408
14.

592
00:29:02,476 --> 00:29:04,878
Oh. No,
that was a nine.

593
00:29:04,946 --> 00:29:05,879
Take my word for it.

594
00:29:05,947 --> 00:29:07,080
That was a nine.

595
00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:13,586
All right,
what's going on here, huh?

596
00:29:13,655 --> 00:29:15,756
A National Geographic film?

597
00:29:15,823 --> 00:29:16,957
You guys can't kid me!

598
00:29:17,025 --> 00:29:18,335
Now, let's get up
and out of here.

599
00:29:18,359 --> 00:29:19,369
I'm not gonna tell you again.

600
00:29:19,393 --> 00:29:21,327
All of yas, up, come on, move.

601
00:29:21,395 --> 00:29:23,163
I am surprised at you.

602
00:29:23,230 --> 00:29:24,765
I expected a little
more out of you.

603
00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:26,299
Get out of here.

604
00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:27,444
What kind of behavior is th...

605
00:29:27,468 --> 00:29:31,237
They told me it was a
National Geograph... Kids.

606
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,214
Jeez, you know,
Harriman can just suspend you,

607
00:29:41,282 --> 00:29:42,716
so please shape up.

608
00:29:42,784 --> 00:29:43,927
I don't know what
you're so worried about.

609
00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:46,987
I'm... I'm a hit! A hit!

610
00:29:47,055 --> 00:29:48,254
People are noticing me!

611
00:29:48,322 --> 00:29:49,867
Yeah, but you see,
that's my whole point.

612
00:29:49,891 --> 00:29:51,568
I mean, the perfect credo's
not to be noticed,

613
00:29:51,592 --> 00:29:52,803
to have a sense of,
I don't know,

614
00:29:52,827 --> 00:29:53,827
discipline or tradition.

615
00:29:53,895 --> 00:29:55,896
Woodrow, how you doin'?

616
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:59,866
There's a Muffy Newhouse
looking for you.

617
00:29:59,934 --> 00:30:01,234
What's a Muffy?

618
00:30:01,302 --> 00:30:04,004
You know Muffy.
You know... Muffy.

619
00:30:04,072 --> 00:30:06,039
Yeah. Muffy.

620
00:30:06,107 --> 00:30:08,008
Now, this is Palmer's
longtime girlfriend.

621
00:30:08,076 --> 00:30:09,076
You gotta be careful, ok?

622
00:30:09,143 --> 00:30:10,210
Don't worry. Ok?

623
00:30:10,277 --> 00:30:11,945
Well, just watch
what you say, all right?

624
00:30:13,447 --> 00:30:15,882
Yo, Muffy.

625
00:30:15,950 --> 00:30:18,852
Yo. Pardon me.

626
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,955
Nice car. Did you
buy this new?

627
00:30:22,023 --> 00:30:24,925
Are you trying to be amusing?
Whoever you are.

628
00:30:26,327 --> 00:30:28,795
Bif.

629
00:30:28,863 --> 00:30:30,230
Bif Hamilton.

630
00:30:30,297 --> 00:30:33,533
Well, fetch Palmer for me, Bif.

631
00:30:33,601 --> 00:30:36,136
This is just the most
wonderful surprise for him...

632
00:30:36,204 --> 00:30:39,139
Me stopping by on my way
to Mount Hollyhock.

633
00:30:39,207 --> 00:30:41,007
Well, actually,

634
00:30:41,075 --> 00:30:43,576
Palmer has a most wonderful
surprise for you.

635
00:30:43,644 --> 00:30:45,078
You see, he's not here.

636
00:30:45,146 --> 00:30:47,680
He left campus
for a little while.

637
00:30:47,749 --> 00:30:48,681
Damn.

638
00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:51,417
You tell him I was here.

639
00:30:52,954 --> 00:30:54,487
Which is where
I expect him to be

640
00:30:54,555 --> 00:30:56,857
the next time I come through.

641
00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:02,796
Hey, slow down, Jack.
Don't litter on campus.

642
00:31:02,864 --> 00:31:05,265
Let's go, you guys!

643
00:31:05,332 --> 00:31:08,201
When the going gets tough,
the tough get going.

644
00:31:08,269 --> 00:31:11,104
If I can stand a regiment,
so can you.

645
00:31:13,674 --> 00:31:15,809
Let me have a beer.

646
00:31:15,877 --> 00:31:17,144
You kiddin'?
Get back in there.

647
00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:19,012
You're in rotten shape
for a teenager.

648
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,648
Well, you're in pretty rotten
shape for a phys ed instructor.

649
00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:25,285
You kiddin'? I'm in rotten
shape for a human.

650
00:31:25,352 --> 00:31:26,653
It's not my fault, though.

651
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,355
I was born before
jogging was invented.

652
00:31:31,592 --> 00:31:33,226
What is your story?

653
00:31:33,294 --> 00:31:36,696
You're not exactly
Mr. Alligator shirt.

654
00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,464
No story.

655
00:31:38,532 --> 00:31:40,492
You remind me a lot of
myself when I was your age.

656
00:31:42,403 --> 00:31:44,470
You remind me
a lot of myself now.

657
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,809
Look, get back in there.
Do, uh...

658
00:31:48,876 --> 00:31:50,510
Do one of somethin'.

659
00:31:56,650 --> 00:32:00,753
Great. Hit the showers.
Yo, Palmer.

660
00:32:03,825 --> 00:32:06,026
You guys disgust me!

661
00:32:07,161 --> 00:32:09,629
Hello, Pizzas-Are-Us?

662
00:32:09,697 --> 00:32:12,632
Yes, do you have
volume discounts?

663
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,234
Oops. Nope.
No points, no points.

664
00:32:14,302 --> 00:32:15,368
Oh, come on.

665
00:32:15,436 --> 00:32:17,403
I told you. You get one
point for a direct hit.

666
00:32:17,471 --> 00:32:19,239
You get two points
if you draw blood.

667
00:32:19,307 --> 00:32:20,750
You just grazed him.
It doesn't count.

668
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:21,708
All right.

669
00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:22,775
Ok, watch this. The pro.

670
00:32:26,347 --> 00:32:29,449
All right. What is this?
Bowling for dullards?

671
00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:33,586
You guys pickin' on
the Blimp again? Nice.

672
00:32:33,654 --> 00:32:35,722
Oh, no, coach, we're
not pickin' on him.

673
00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:37,557
We just want him to feel wanted.

674
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:38,558
Right, Blimp?

675
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,994
Oh, sure, yeah.
This is the very reason

676
00:32:41,062 --> 00:32:43,230
why God created fat,
neurotic adolescents.

677
00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:45,265
Right, coach?

678
00:32:48,535 --> 00:32:50,303
Aah!
Two points.

679
00:32:50,371 --> 00:32:52,239
I apologize, sir,

680
00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:55,308
but contemporary
psychologists agree

681
00:32:55,376 --> 00:32:58,078
that this type of eye-hand
coordination exercise,

682
00:32:58,145 --> 00:32:59,079
it's very...

683
00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:00,446
Hamilton!

684
00:33:00,514 --> 00:33:02,249
Staple it shut, huh?

685
00:33:03,817 --> 00:33:06,119
All right, you guys.
Gather around.

686
00:33:06,187 --> 00:33:08,421
A word to you party animals

687
00:33:08,489 --> 00:33:10,924
about the misspent
mixer coming up...

688
00:33:10,992 --> 00:33:11,992
No drinking.

689
00:33:13,627 --> 00:33:15,962
- No necking.
- Aw!

690
00:33:16,030 --> 00:33:17,130
No mooning.

691
00:33:17,198 --> 00:33:18,198
No fun.

692
00:33:18,232 --> 00:33:19,465
No kidding.

693
00:33:22,403 --> 00:33:24,437
All right, guys.
A few last-minute tips.

694
00:33:24,505 --> 00:33:27,140
When you meet a girl,
compliment her.

695
00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:30,944
And nothin' obvious like,
"Wow, nice dress."

696
00:33:31,012 --> 00:33:32,845
Say something different.

697
00:33:32,914 --> 00:33:33,924
When you say
somethin' different,

698
00:33:33,948 --> 00:33:35,681
they think you mean it.

699
00:33:35,749 --> 00:33:38,118
Also, use her name a lot.

700
00:33:38,185 --> 00:33:39,552
Girls really get off on that.

701
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:40,620
With a line like...

702
00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:43,156
"Gee, Muffy, I really
like your panty-hose,"

703
00:33:43,224 --> 00:33:44,424
that'll work out great, right?

704
00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:47,627
You get that far,
you don't need a line.

705
00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:50,163
You should start looking
for signs of arousal.

706
00:33:50,231 --> 00:33:51,731
What signs?

707
00:33:51,799 --> 00:33:53,633
Ripping off their panties.

708
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:57,137
Yeah, there's a hint.
Also, nipples.

709
00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:59,639
They're a dead giveaway.
They're kind of like

710
00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:03,443
the plastic tab
on a Perdue chicken.

711
00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:05,979
Pop up to let you know
when they're ready.

712
00:34:06,047 --> 00:34:07,380
Ha ha ha.

713
00:34:07,448 --> 00:34:10,283
Coach, they've got medicine
for that, you know.

714
00:34:10,351 --> 00:34:11,517
What?

715
00:34:11,585 --> 00:34:13,705
Well, whatever it is you're
trying to kill down there.

716
00:34:15,089 --> 00:34:17,523
All right. All right, guys.

717
00:34:17,591 --> 00:34:18,902
In a few minutes,
you're gonna line up

718
00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:21,027
to meet your hostess
of the evening.

719
00:34:21,095 --> 00:34:25,031
Be polite. Be gentlemen.
No pushing, no shoving.

720
00:34:25,099 --> 00:34:27,200
Take the girl
that they assign to you

721
00:34:27,268 --> 00:34:29,569
no matter what she looks like.

722
00:34:29,636 --> 00:34:32,705
Remember, dogs
have feelings, too.

723
00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:36,042
All right.
Now, let's go, huh?

724
00:34:40,614 --> 00:34:42,182
Let's go!

725
00:34:58,399 --> 00:35:00,133
I hate these things.

726
00:35:00,201 --> 00:35:01,834
Why do I even
come to these things?

727
00:35:01,902 --> 00:35:03,970
The whole thing makes me
stinkin' nauseous.

728
00:35:04,038 --> 00:35:05,872
All right.
How do I look?

729
00:35:05,939 --> 00:35:07,907
Aah!

730
00:35:13,714 --> 00:35:15,748
I'm out of position.
Wonderful. Great.

731
00:35:15,816 --> 00:35:17,050
Every time.

732
00:35:22,856 --> 00:35:24,491
Oh, wow.

733
00:35:48,315 --> 00:35:52,085
Hi. I'm Palmer Woodrow.
How's tricks?

734
00:35:52,153 --> 00:35:53,386
How's tricks?

735
00:35:53,454 --> 00:35:54,931
What happened back there?
I believe that I was...

736
00:35:54,955 --> 00:35:58,058
Let's talk bottom line.
I'm in love with you.

737
00:35:58,125 --> 00:36:00,693
No, actually, you're not.
You just think you are.

738
00:36:00,761 --> 00:36:02,662
It comes from living
in an all-male dorm.

739
00:36:02,729 --> 00:36:03,863
Oh? You lived in one?

740
00:36:03,931 --> 00:36:05,798
Well, yeah, I used
to work for the CIA,

741
00:36:05,866 --> 00:36:07,767
but... What?

742
00:36:07,834 --> 00:36:08,834
Rand.

743
00:36:10,438 --> 00:36:12,772
Wow. What is it?

744
00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:14,740
I was complimenting my date.

745
00:36:14,808 --> 00:36:15,808
Uh-huh.

746
00:36:15,876 --> 00:36:20,680
I said, "Hey,
what a great mole."

747
00:36:20,747 --> 00:36:22,848
Oh, Blimp, you didn't.

748
00:36:22,916 --> 00:36:24,451
And she got pissed.

749
00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:25,818
What do you expect?

750
00:36:25,886 --> 00:36:27,554
Well, now what do I do?

751
00:36:27,621 --> 00:36:29,122
Well, I don't know.
Don't-look,

752
00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:30,690
don't ask me.
Go ask coach, all right?

753
00:36:30,757 --> 00:36:32,525
- Go on.
- All right.

754
00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:37,863
No, thanks.

755
00:36:45,906 --> 00:36:49,609
♪ <i>Ooh, my little pretty one,
my pretty one</i> ♪

756
00:36:49,676 --> 00:36:53,480
♪ <i>When you gonna give me
some time, sharona?</i> ♪

757
00:36:53,547 --> 00:36:57,016
♪ <i>Ooh, you make my motor run,
my motor run</i> ♪

758
00:36:57,084 --> 00:37:00,786
♪ <i>Got me comin' off
of the line, sharona</i> ♪

759
00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:05,592
♪ <i>Runnin' down the length
of my thigh, sharona</i> ♪

760
00:37:08,529 --> 00:37:10,796
It's a little bit on
the Hawaiian Punch side.

761
00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:14,033
So, you're Tracy Hoover?

762
00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:16,836
Are you related
to the school or something?

763
00:37:16,903 --> 00:37:17,903
Or something.

764
00:37:17,971 --> 00:37:20,240
My great-grandfather founded it.

765
00:37:20,307 --> 00:37:23,009
Yeah? That's too bad he didn't
found it someplace warmer.

766
00:37:24,378 --> 00:37:25,711
Well, I guess
he wasn't thinking.

767
00:37:25,779 --> 00:37:28,581
Well, that's ok. It happens
to me sometimes, too, you know.

768
00:37:31,185 --> 00:37:32,418
You're gonna think I'm crazy.

769
00:37:32,486 --> 00:37:33,686
No, never.

770
00:37:33,754 --> 00:37:34,931
Wait, you haven't heard it yet.

771
00:37:34,955 --> 00:37:38,291
It's like this. I mean,
the first moment I saw you,

772
00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:40,293
I mean, it was wow!

773
00:37:40,361 --> 00:37:43,463
I was nailed.
Gone. Dead.

774
00:37:43,531 --> 00:37:45,542
I didn't even know you,
and you're breakin' my heart.

775
00:37:45,566 --> 00:37:48,301
I'm flattered, I think.

776
00:37:48,369 --> 00:37:49,435
Well, you should be,

777
00:37:49,503 --> 00:37:52,004
'cause I've only felt
that way about Pia Zadora.

778
00:37:56,143 --> 00:37:58,211
Excuse me.
I believe there was

779
00:37:58,279 --> 00:38:00,380
some sort of confusion
on the line, Woodrow.

780
00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,782
You see, Daphne here
was to be your escort,

781
00:38:02,849 --> 00:38:04,584
and Tracy was to be mine.

782
00:38:04,652 --> 00:38:07,587
Believe me,
there was no confusion.

783
00:38:07,655 --> 00:38:11,724
Everything is copacetic.
Let's dance.

784
00:38:13,494 --> 00:38:14,494
Just don't look at me.

785
00:38:16,363 --> 00:38:19,932
♪ <i>Ooh, my little pretty one,
my pretty one</i> ♪

786
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,636
♪ <i>When you gonna give me
some time, Sharona?</i> ♪

787
00:38:23,704 --> 00:38:27,240
♪ <i>Ooh, you make my motor run,
my motor run</i> ♪

788
00:38:27,308 --> 00:38:31,444
♪ <i>Got me comin'
off of the line, Sharona</i> ♪

789
00:38:43,657 --> 00:38:47,694
So, what's the story
with you and Bif?

790
00:38:47,761 --> 00:38:49,161
We date. Why?

791
00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:50,996
Oh, yeah?

792
00:38:51,064 --> 00:38:53,333
Do you enjoy dating boring guys?

793
00:38:55,336 --> 00:38:57,303
Where did they get
these morticians from?

794
00:38:57,371 --> 00:39:01,140
Hey, you guys know anything
from the 20th century?

795
00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:02,542
All right.

796
00:39:04,345 --> 00:39:06,479
Break time!

797
00:39:06,547 --> 00:39:08,615
1, 2...

798
00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:10,783
1, 2, 3!

799
00:39:33,407 --> 00:39:35,308
That's right.
He's my best friend.

800
00:39:35,376 --> 00:39:37,943
He learned it
from me. Uh-huh.

801
00:39:38,011 --> 00:39:39,188
Come on, Tracy, what do you say?

802
00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:40,146
Why don't we get out of here?

803
00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:41,291
I've got a little cold pheasant,

804
00:39:41,315 --> 00:39:42,848
some Champagne in the car.

805
00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:44,850
No, no. Not now.

806
00:39:44,918 --> 00:39:48,154
♪ <i>I said there's something
I was bound to do</i> ♪

807
00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:52,091
Look at him. He's really
terrific, isn't he?

808
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:56,596
Tracy, I just bought
the new Neil Diamond tape.

809
00:39:58,399 --> 00:40:00,900
♪ <i>Ooh, you got me, yeah</i> ♪

810
00:40:00,967 --> 00:40:03,369
♪ <i>Ooh, I'm yours</i> ♪

811
00:40:03,437 --> 00:40:07,072
♪ <i>Ooh, you can't stop me, girl</i> ♪

812
00:40:10,177 --> 00:40:13,379
♪ <i>You're so sexy,
you're really cool</i> ♪

813
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,135
This man is gonna
wrinkle his clothes.

814
00:40:41,775 --> 00:40:42,775
All right, Palmer!

815
00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:46,078
What are you guys doin'?
I can't see!

816
00:40:46,146 --> 00:40:47,347
Come on! Come back!

817
00:41:00,828 --> 00:41:04,263
I can't see anything.
Look, will you just give me 'em?

818
00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:07,032
Oops. Oh, come on,
Rand. Dunk for 'em.

819
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:08,434
Come on.
Look...

820
00:41:08,502 --> 00:41:11,303
Ha ha ha!

821
00:41:11,372 --> 00:41:13,473
You geeks dunk for them.

822
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:15,375
Oh, buzz off, Palmer.

823
00:41:15,442 --> 00:41:17,042
Or do you want to dunk for 'em?

824
00:41:17,110 --> 00:41:19,278
Sure.

825
00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:21,381
Oh, right.
Captain Flashdance.

826
00:41:21,448 --> 00:41:23,082
♪ Dum, dum, dum, to the rescue ♪

827
00:41:23,149 --> 00:41:24,350
♪ Dum, dum, dum, dum ♪

828
00:41:26,787 --> 00:41:28,755
You have had it, buddy!

829
00:41:28,822 --> 00:41:29,955
Get him!
Get him!

830
00:41:30,023 --> 00:41:33,393
Hey, you know,
no one's ever really

831
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,294
stuck up for me
like that before.

832
00:41:35,362 --> 00:41:37,997
Thanks.

833
00:41:38,064 --> 00:41:39,965
Was that part of
the preppy credo, too?

834
00:41:41,635 --> 00:41:42,568
Come on.

835
00:41:42,636 --> 00:41:43,969
God...

836
00:41:44,037 --> 00:41:47,072
That Palmer is such an ass.

837
00:41:52,245 --> 00:41:53,490
When you attend a function,

838
00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:54,781
like that dance last night,

839
00:41:54,848 --> 00:41:56,382
you don't just
represent yourself,

840
00:41:56,450 --> 00:41:57,717
you represent Hoover Academy,

841
00:41:57,785 --> 00:42:00,653
which made your actions
even that much more offensive.

842
00:42:00,721 --> 00:42:02,988
Do you understand
what I'm saying?

843
00:42:03,056 --> 00:42:06,258
You're all dismissed,
except for you, Mr. Woodrow.

844
00:42:07,694 --> 00:42:09,128
Well, it hasn't taken you long

845
00:42:09,195 --> 00:42:12,298
to become a disruptive
element around here, has it,

846
00:42:12,365 --> 00:42:13,633
Mr. Woodrow?

847
00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:16,268
Well, I'm a fast worker.

848
00:42:16,336 --> 00:42:17,904
Do you get cable here?

849
00:42:17,971 --> 00:42:20,773
'Cause look. Whoa.
A lot of snow here.

850
00:42:20,841 --> 00:42:23,242
I mean, it must be the antenna.

851
00:42:23,310 --> 00:42:24,710
You're testing me,
right? Huh?

852
00:42:24,778 --> 00:42:27,112
Want to find out how
far your boundaries go?

853
00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:29,515
And how far
you can push. You see?

854
00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:31,183
Yeah, I know about those things.

855
00:42:31,251 --> 00:42:33,218
So, let me give you an answer.

856
00:42:33,286 --> 00:42:35,421
You can't push too far,
so straighten up,

857
00:42:35,489 --> 00:42:37,122
because right now
your toe's on the line

858
00:42:37,190 --> 00:42:39,725
with old Darby Harriman
here. Out.

859
00:42:45,231 --> 00:42:46,899
Look, if you
impress Tracy enough

860
00:42:46,967 --> 00:42:48,400
to be invited
to the Hoover Ball,

861
00:42:48,469 --> 00:42:50,102
you better learn from the master

862
00:42:50,170 --> 00:42:51,303
how to behave.

863
00:42:51,371 --> 00:42:53,072
That's great. Now watch.

864
00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:57,409
You have to walk the right way
in a dinner jacket, all right?

865
00:43:00,213 --> 00:43:01,447
Yeah, that's it.
That's good.

866
00:43:01,515 --> 00:43:03,716
That's good, too, Blimp.
All right.

867
00:43:05,853 --> 00:43:07,620
Oh, that's great.
You see how he did it?

868
00:43:07,688 --> 00:43:09,728
I mean, you don't just,
like, stick it in your face,

869
00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:11,891
light it, and suck.
You gotta have style with it.

870
00:43:11,959 --> 00:43:13,693
Yeah, like that.
That's good.

871
00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:34,514
May I help you, sir?

872
00:43:34,581 --> 00:43:35,882
Chivas and soda, please.

873
00:43:35,949 --> 00:43:38,417
You look like a Chivas man.

874
00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:41,120
Nothing for me.
I don't indulge.

875
00:43:41,187 --> 00:43:43,723
Well, Mr. Woodrow,
I've read about your father.

876
00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:46,091
He's somewhat of an
industrial mystery man,

877
00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:47,092
isn't he?

878
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,794
Well, he is to me, sir.

879
00:43:48,862 --> 00:43:52,131
Say, did you tie this thing?

880
00:43:52,198 --> 00:43:55,635
Wow! You did!
That's a bitch.

881
00:43:55,702 --> 00:43:57,336
You ought to invest
in one of these.

882
00:43:57,404 --> 00:43:58,604
It's only a few dollars,

883
00:43:58,672 --> 00:44:00,205
but it's well worth it, sir.

884
00:44:06,246 --> 00:44:09,849
Proves my point.
Money can't buy breeding.

885
00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:12,351
I'd say you can't
rent it, either.

886
00:44:13,486 --> 00:44:15,320
Excuse me, madam.

887
00:44:15,388 --> 00:44:17,790
Wonderful gathering.
Wonderful gathering.

888
00:44:19,259 --> 00:44:20,359
Hi.
Hi.

889
00:44:20,427 --> 00:44:23,896
Your father talks great.
Is he a foreigner?

890
00:44:23,964 --> 00:44:26,198
Uh, no.
Close, though.

891
00:44:26,266 --> 00:44:27,600
He did go to Harvard.

892
00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:30,970
Great ducks.

893
00:44:31,038 --> 00:44:32,237
You like them?

894
00:44:32,305 --> 00:44:34,406
Those are the famous
Peabody ducks.

895
00:44:34,474 --> 00:44:35,685
They live upstairs on the roof,

896
00:44:35,709 --> 00:44:36,853
and every morning,
they come down

897
00:44:36,877 --> 00:44:38,044
to play in the fountain.

898
00:44:45,652 --> 00:44:48,988
Hey, yo, duck.
Are you preppy or regular?

899
00:44:49,056 --> 00:44:53,859
Quack! God,
these things are so cute.

900
00:44:53,927 --> 00:44:57,296
Oh, they're even cuter
with a Bing cherry sauce.

901
00:44:57,363 --> 00:44:58,297
What's wrong, Woodrow?

902
00:44:58,364 --> 00:45:01,033
The bowling leagues
didn't meet tonight?

903
00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:04,369
Bif. Palmer, we're going
up to the ballroom now, ok?

904
00:45:14,781 --> 00:45:15,715
Mother.

905
00:45:15,782 --> 00:45:17,062
Go ahead on up.
I'll be right up.

906
00:45:20,253 --> 00:45:22,321
Could you please take this?

907
00:45:26,860 --> 00:45:28,427
Hey!

908
00:45:33,466 --> 00:45:35,868
Hey. If it makes you
feel any better,

909
00:45:35,936 --> 00:45:38,004
you're not the first
person to do that.

910
00:45:38,071 --> 00:45:39,605
Well, it doesn't.

911
00:45:41,474 --> 00:45:43,609
Why don't you go up
with your friends?

912
00:45:43,677 --> 00:45:44,610
Why?

913
00:45:44,678 --> 00:45:46,646
Because I'm not going
upstairs like this

914
00:45:46,713 --> 00:45:47,947
and be the party dork.

915
00:45:49,215 --> 00:45:53,019
Ah. Well, it is gonna
be pretty boring.

916
00:45:53,086 --> 00:45:57,289
I really don't feel
like going up myself.

917
00:45:57,357 --> 00:46:00,860
It is a shame to waste
all these nice clothes.

918
00:46:00,927 --> 00:46:04,830
Come on. Why don't we do
something really elegant?

919
00:46:04,898 --> 00:46:07,232
Yeah.

920
00:46:17,044 --> 00:46:18,577
I love this kind of food,

921
00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:20,312
'cause you never
have to clean up.

922
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:21,547
I don't have to clean up.

923
00:46:25,152 --> 00:46:27,186
What does yours say?

924
00:46:27,253 --> 00:46:28,620
"Oh, a-boy,

925
00:46:28,689 --> 00:46:31,857
a-you are going
to a-score tonight."

926
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,560
Mine says,

927
00:46:34,594 --> 00:46:35,895
"Oh, a-boy,

928
00:46:35,962 --> 00:46:39,865
is this guy you're with
a dreamer or what?"

929
00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:41,033
What.

930
00:46:42,703 --> 00:46:47,306
You know, you don't seem
like a Palmer Woodrow.

931
00:46:47,373 --> 00:46:49,041
What does that mean?

932
00:46:49,109 --> 00:46:50,209
You know.

933
00:46:50,276 --> 00:46:51,977
Palmer Woodrow.

934
00:46:52,045 --> 00:46:55,581
It's just too stuffy for words.

935
00:46:55,648 --> 00:46:57,349
You're not like that.

936
00:46:57,417 --> 00:46:59,085
You're...

937
00:46:59,152 --> 00:47:00,552
Human?

938
00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:02,354
Yeah.

939
00:47:02,422 --> 00:47:06,325
Well, Palmer Woodrow
is my nickname.

940
00:47:06,392 --> 00:47:08,594
Eddie is my real name.

941
00:47:08,661 --> 00:47:10,629
Eddie?

942
00:47:10,697 --> 00:47:15,935
Well, actually, um,
Eddie's my middle name.

943
00:47:16,002 --> 00:47:20,072
Palmer "Eddie" Woodrow?

944
00:47:20,140 --> 00:47:21,807
I think I'll call you Palmer.

945
00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:22,808
Besides, I don't
think my parents

946
00:47:22,876 --> 00:47:24,276
would let me date an Eddie.

947
00:47:24,344 --> 00:47:26,311
Would they let you kiss one?

948
00:47:45,431 --> 00:47:46,899
Mr. Woodrow.

949
00:47:46,967 --> 00:47:51,403
I think we've seen quite
enough of you tonight.

950
00:47:57,377 --> 00:47:58,844
Well, you know how I hate

951
00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:00,646
to talk about
a fellow student, sir,

952
00:48:00,713 --> 00:48:04,150
but, uh, it's Palmer Woodrow.

953
00:48:04,217 --> 00:48:05,584
Get to the point, Hamilton.

954
00:48:05,652 --> 00:48:08,553
He's just not our kind.

955
00:48:08,621 --> 00:48:09,889
And it pains me

956
00:48:09,956 --> 00:48:12,057
to see the Hoover image
stained like this.

957
00:48:13,459 --> 00:48:14,393
Stained?

958
00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:15,394
Stained.

959
00:48:15,461 --> 00:48:16,829
Besmirched.

960
00:48:16,897 --> 00:48:19,832
Especially when Hoover's
in such need of contributions.

961
00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:23,302
Why, when I told my father
what happened last night,

962
00:48:23,369 --> 00:48:24,847
he said he didn't know
if he could support a school

963
00:48:24,871 --> 00:48:26,772
that would tolerate
a Palmer Woodrow.

964
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,842
All right, Hamilton,
what did happen last night?

965
00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:33,512
Well, gosh, sir,
I hate to, uh...

966
00:48:33,579 --> 00:48:35,747
Hamilton!

967
00:48:35,816 --> 00:48:37,183
Woodrow got
very drunk last night

968
00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:38,884
at the, uh, Hoover Charity Ball.

969
00:48:38,952 --> 00:48:42,021
He humiliated the students
and the Hoovers.

970
00:48:42,088 --> 00:48:44,890
Believe me, sir, all the Hoovers
want to see him out.

971
00:48:52,532 --> 00:48:53,765
Come on!
Get out of there!

972
00:48:53,834 --> 00:48:55,801
Would you-move over to the...

973
00:49:01,942 --> 00:49:02,942
Stupid game.

974
00:49:05,011 --> 00:49:07,512
McCrowsky, get over here!
Right there!

975
00:49:07,580 --> 00:49:09,849
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Get back to the bench!

976
00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:12,318
Come on, we've got it!

977
00:49:13,419 --> 00:49:16,222
Attention! Attention!
You guys suck!

978
00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:21,126
Hoover! Hoover! Hoover!

979
00:49:21,194 --> 00:49:23,062
What the hell is Woodrow doing?

980
00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:28,834
Diversionary tactic, sir?

981
00:49:30,937 --> 00:49:31,971
Hey!

982
00:49:47,820 --> 00:49:49,388
He's crazy.

983
00:49:49,455 --> 00:49:50,722
He's cute, though.
Yeah.

984
00:49:50,790 --> 00:49:52,157
He's real cute.

985
00:49:52,225 --> 00:49:54,260
She's got her eye on Palmer.

986
00:49:54,327 --> 00:49:55,594
Look at that ass Woodrow.

987
00:49:55,661 --> 00:49:57,363
Get-what are you
doing with that?

988
00:49:57,430 --> 00:49:59,298
All right, get in there.

989
00:49:59,366 --> 00:50:02,034
And try not to fall down again.

990
00:50:02,102 --> 00:50:04,169
Aah!

991
00:50:08,508 --> 00:50:09,608
Yo!

992
00:50:09,675 --> 00:50:11,843
Let's show him some fancy
stick work, huh?

993
00:50:18,385 --> 00:50:20,786
Wise up, asshole.

994
00:50:35,035 --> 00:50:36,145
Isn't this a terrific surprise?

995
00:50:36,169 --> 00:50:38,070
Muffy drove all the way
from Mount Hollyhock.

996
00:50:38,138 --> 00:50:40,272
Shame she missed Palmer, huh?

997
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:42,574
So, uh, we'll entertain her.
What do you say, buddy?

998
00:50:42,642 --> 00:50:44,509
Poor baby.

999
00:50:44,577 --> 00:50:46,545
God, you have terrible posture.

1000
00:50:46,612 --> 00:50:49,248
I'm always telling Palmer
to stand up straight.

1001
00:50:54,454 --> 00:50:57,022
You take it easy, buddy.
See you later?

1002
00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:05,364
Look...

1003
00:51:05,432 --> 00:51:07,366
I want to explain
about that girl.

1004
00:51:07,434 --> 00:51:10,836
Ha. There's
no explanation needed.

1005
00:51:10,903 --> 00:51:12,281
I just didn't think
she was your type.

1006
00:51:12,305 --> 00:51:13,372
She's not.

1007
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,474
You are.

1008
00:51:15,541 --> 00:51:18,510
Look, I-I want to
go out with you tonight.

1009
00:51:18,578 --> 00:51:19,678
Well, I'm busy.

1010
00:51:19,745 --> 00:51:21,046
Come on, let's go.

1011
00:51:24,050 --> 00:51:25,184
Forever?

1012
00:51:26,453 --> 00:51:27,919
Tracy.

1013
00:51:27,988 --> 00:51:30,389
Tracy, come on!

1014
00:51:30,457 --> 00:51:31,756
Tracy!

1015
00:51:32,842 --> 00:51:34,793
Everybody out here!
It's fire drill!

1016
00:51:35,862 --> 00:51:38,063
Fire drill time!

1017
00:51:38,131 --> 00:51:39,564
Let's make it quiet.

1018
00:51:39,632 --> 00:51:40,732
Let's make it quick.

1019
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,201
All right?

1020
00:51:44,237 --> 00:51:45,237
Go!

1021
00:52:01,087 --> 00:52:02,721
Code blue.

1022
00:52:02,788 --> 00:52:04,156
Come on.

1023
00:52:07,060 --> 00:52:09,228
17 minutes and 11 seconds

1024
00:52:09,295 --> 00:52:11,497
for a fire drill?

1025
00:52:11,564 --> 00:52:13,098
I am disappointed.

1026
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:15,167
Move over.

1027
00:52:15,235 --> 00:52:16,278
Have you seen Palmer anywhere?

1028
00:52:16,302 --> 00:52:17,302
Uh-uh.

1029
00:52:19,639 --> 00:52:21,673
Oh, God. Rand.

1030
00:52:32,352 --> 00:52:33,352
Hello?

1031
00:52:33,386 --> 00:52:34,319
Hi, Tracy.

1032
00:52:34,387 --> 00:52:35,720
Shit.

1033
00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:41,160
I don't have anything
to say to you, ok?

1034
00:52:45,665 --> 00:52:47,266
Tracy. Palmer.

1035
00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:49,201
Tracy.
Tracy, come here.

1036
00:52:50,636 --> 00:52:51,756
If people have enough money,

1037
00:52:51,804 --> 00:52:54,206
they ought to be taught
how to spend it properly.

1038
00:52:55,575 --> 00:52:58,009
Tracy, would you kindly
inform Palmer Woodrow

1039
00:52:58,078 --> 00:53:00,045
that you understood
his admiration

1040
00:53:00,113 --> 00:53:02,514
after the first six dozen roses?

1041
00:53:02,582 --> 00:53:05,417
Anything more
is wretched excess.

1042
00:53:18,931 --> 00:53:20,299
Oh, Palmer.

1043
00:53:24,770 --> 00:53:26,638
When you told me
how much you loved riding,

1044
00:53:26,706 --> 00:53:27,749
I couldn't remember
whether you said

1045
00:53:27,773 --> 00:53:29,408
you preferred a hunter-jumper,

1046
00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:30,509
a Tennessee Walker,

1047
00:53:30,577 --> 00:53:32,611
or just a good
old-fashioned trail horse.

1048
00:53:32,678 --> 00:53:34,012
It doesn't matter.

1049
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,014
We're going to have time
to do everything.

1050
00:53:36,082 --> 00:53:37,616
- Regis.
- Yes.

1051
00:53:37,683 --> 00:53:40,051
Mr. Woodrow here
is an expert rider.

1052
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,564
Why don't you
mm-hmm. Saddle up

1053
00:53:41,588 --> 00:53:43,155
Chained Lightning for him, ok?

1054
00:53:44,224 --> 00:53:45,401
You're going to love this horse.

1055
00:53:45,425 --> 00:53:46,658
He's great.

1056
00:53:46,726 --> 00:53:48,727
I'll meet you outside, ok?

1057
00:53:51,931 --> 00:53:53,532
I'll saddle the motherfucker,

1058
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:57,469
but I sure hope you got
life insurance.

1059
00:53:57,537 --> 00:53:58,604
Um...

1060
00:53:58,671 --> 00:54:00,172
Whoa, whoa, lightning.

1061
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:01,240
It's me, Regis.

1062
00:54:03,309 --> 00:54:05,344
I ain't going to play
with you now.

1063
00:54:05,411 --> 00:54:06,845
You got anything old and slow

1064
00:54:06,912 --> 00:54:09,914
in maybe a white, a light brown?

1065
00:54:09,982 --> 00:54:13,152
You don't know a damn thing
about horses, do you?

1066
00:54:13,219 --> 00:54:14,553
Well, that's not true.

1067
00:54:14,621 --> 00:54:16,455
That, uh, thing...

1068
00:54:16,523 --> 00:54:18,066
That big thing that
she was on out there,

1069
00:54:18,090 --> 00:54:19,324
that's a horse, right?

1070
00:54:19,392 --> 00:54:20,725
That ain't no horse.

1071
00:54:20,793 --> 00:54:22,894
<i>This</i> is a horse.

1072
00:54:22,962 --> 00:54:24,829
Heh heh heh heh!

1073
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,778
You know, acting crazy ain't
going to help you none.

1074
00:54:29,802 --> 00:54:30,846
Yeah, but if I break my leg,

1075
00:54:30,870 --> 00:54:32,181
I'm not going
to have to ride him.

1076
00:54:32,205 --> 00:54:34,165
Chained Lightning's going
to break more than that.

1077
00:54:36,609 --> 00:54:38,209
I'm going to go
warm up Buttercup.

1078
00:54:41,914 --> 00:54:42,914
Easy.

1079
00:54:48,988 --> 00:54:50,155
What are these for?

1080
00:54:50,223 --> 00:54:51,690
You steer with them.

1081
00:54:51,757 --> 00:54:52,957
But most important,

1082
00:54:53,025 --> 00:54:54,959
pull hard to stop...

1083
00:54:55,027 --> 00:54:56,161
Real hard.

1084
00:54:56,229 --> 00:54:57,462
How do you make it move?

1085
00:54:57,530 --> 00:54:59,331
All you got to say

1086
00:54:59,399 --> 00:55:01,233
is G... O.

1087
00:55:04,870 --> 00:55:06,505
Just say go?

1088
00:55:06,573 --> 00:55:07,573
Aah!

1089
00:55:28,695 --> 00:55:30,128
This is how you take a boot off.

1090
00:55:30,196 --> 00:55:31,630
Turn around.

1091
00:55:31,698 --> 00:55:33,665
No, no.
Face the other way.

1092
00:55:33,733 --> 00:55:36,134
Come on.
Trust me.

1093
00:55:36,202 --> 00:55:38,870
Now you... You pull,

1094
00:55:38,938 --> 00:55:39,938
I'll push.
Ready?

1095
00:55:40,005 --> 00:55:41,172
Yeah?
Ok. Yeah.

1096
00:55:41,241 --> 00:55:42,841
Now, I don't want
to put your horse...

1097
00:55:42,908 --> 00:55:43,842
Put your horse down or anything,

1098
00:55:43,909 --> 00:55:45,711
but it's got no heart.

1099
00:55:45,778 --> 00:55:47,279
See, it just saw
that flock of cobras,

1100
00:55:47,347 --> 00:55:49,348
and, I don't know,
it just jumped up,

1101
00:55:49,415 --> 00:55:50,455
reared, and just threw me.

1102
00:55:51,451 --> 00:55:53,118
Oops.

1103
00:55:53,185 --> 00:55:55,120
Cobras, my ass.

1104
00:55:56,356 --> 00:55:58,123
Regis...

1105
00:55:58,190 --> 00:56:00,058
Why did you bring three glasses?

1106
00:56:00,126 --> 00:56:03,495
Well, I thought
<i>he</i> might want some.

1107
00:56:05,465 --> 00:56:07,031
Regis...

1108
00:56:07,099 --> 00:56:08,379
Haven't you got something to do?

1109
00:56:08,434 --> 00:56:09,834
I'm doing it.

1110
00:56:12,672 --> 00:56:14,239
Look...

1111
00:56:14,307 --> 00:56:16,341
You don't have
to pretend for me.

1112
00:56:16,409 --> 00:56:18,076
What?

1113
00:56:18,144 --> 00:56:19,278
I know all about you

1114
00:56:19,345 --> 00:56:20,746
and your family.

1115
00:56:22,282 --> 00:56:23,515
What... What do you mean?

1116
00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:26,351
My father told me.

1117
00:56:26,419 --> 00:56:28,654
The sense of tradition

1118
00:56:28,721 --> 00:56:29,988
and social belonging

1119
00:56:30,055 --> 00:56:31,757
and feeling comfortable
with your wealth...

1120
00:56:31,824 --> 00:56:33,191
It all comes in time.

1121
00:56:33,259 --> 00:56:34,893
You don't have
to feel embarrassed,

1122
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:36,405
and you don't have
to try to impress me

1123
00:56:36,429 --> 00:56:39,331
just because you come
from new money.

1124
00:56:39,399 --> 00:56:40,599
You see,

1125
00:56:40,667 --> 00:56:43,335
what's important is that
you are what you are.

1126
00:56:43,403 --> 00:56:44,536
You're genuine.

1127
00:56:44,604 --> 00:56:46,070
That's what I like about you.

1128
00:56:46,138 --> 00:56:47,539
Yeah, me, too.

1129
00:56:47,607 --> 00:56:49,073
Ha ha ha ha!

1130
00:56:49,141 --> 00:56:50,942
Regis.

1131
00:56:51,010 --> 00:56:53,244
I'm going, I'm going.

1132
00:56:55,247 --> 00:56:59,017
Uh, holler if you want any more.

1133
00:57:43,529 --> 00:57:46,164
♪ <i>Morning, afternoon,
and night</i> ♪

1134
00:57:46,232 --> 00:57:49,133
♪ <i>We lay together side by side</i> ♪

1135
00:57:49,201 --> 00:57:50,702
♪ <i>Searchin' for lust</i> ♪

1136
00:57:50,770 --> 00:57:52,036
♪ <i>Searchin' for breath</i> ♪

1137
00:57:52,104 --> 00:57:55,273
♪ <i>Searchin'
for the touch of life</i> ♪

1138
00:57:55,341 --> 00:57:57,942
♪ <i>No words are spoken</i> ♪

1139
00:57:58,010 --> 00:58:00,645
♪ <i>The only sound we hear is</i> ♪

1140
00:58:00,713 --> 00:58:04,750
♪ <i>Body talk</i> ♪

1141
00:58:06,986 --> 00:58:08,987
♪ <i>The heat of passion</i> ♪

1142
00:58:09,054 --> 00:58:11,390
♪ <i>Is such a beautiful thing</i> ♪

1143
00:58:11,457 --> 00:58:13,558
♪ <i>As it overflows</i> ♪

1144
00:58:13,626 --> 00:58:14,993
♪ <i>Pleasure grows</i> ♪

1145
00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:16,961
♪ <i>All the dreams it can bring</i> ♪

1146
00:58:17,029 --> 00:58:20,766
♪ <i>Mmm, you're using your eyes</i> ♪

1147
00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:22,801
♪ <i>And gentle sighs</i> ♪

1148
00:58:22,869 --> 00:58:24,803
♪ <i>With body talk</i> ♪

1149
00:58:26,572 --> 00:58:27,939
♪ <i>Body talk</i> ♪

1150
00:58:30,142 --> 00:58:33,278
♪ <i>Clean and calm,
so soft and pure</i> ♪

1151
00:58:33,345 --> 00:58:35,781
♪ <i>A touching moment</i> ♪

1152
00:58:35,848 --> 00:58:39,384
♪ <i>Inner feelings,
once explored</i> ♪

1153
00:58:39,452 --> 00:58:41,586
♪ <i>But have noted</i> ♪

1154
00:58:41,654 --> 00:58:44,689
♪ <i>We were two souls torn apart</i> ♪

1155
00:58:44,757 --> 00:58:46,725
♪ <i>With bitter pages</i> ♪

1156
00:58:46,793 --> 00:58:49,828
♪ <i>Through expression,
not aggression</i> ♪

1157
00:58:49,896 --> 00:58:52,397
♪ <i>We have become</i> ♪

1158
00:58:52,465 --> 00:58:57,068
♪ <i>One</i> ♪

1159
00:58:58,203 --> 00:58:59,337
♪ <i>Body talk</i> ♪

1160
00:59:03,375 --> 00:59:04,375
Men...

1161
00:59:06,111 --> 00:59:07,913
For the past five years,

1162
00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:09,781
Hoover Academy

1163
00:59:09,849 --> 00:59:13,819
has averaged the lowest
S.A.T. scores

1164
00:59:13,886 --> 00:59:16,187
in the English-speaking world.

1165
00:59:16,255 --> 00:59:17,188
Yay, Hoover.

1166
00:59:17,256 --> 00:59:19,057
Well, that ends today.

1167
00:59:19,124 --> 00:59:20,191
I'm going to give you guys

1168
00:59:20,259 --> 00:59:23,127
a few cardinal rules to follow.

1169
00:59:31,471 --> 00:59:32,804
First of all...

1170
00:59:34,306 --> 00:59:36,541
It is almost never
the letter "E."

1171
00:59:39,244 --> 00:59:40,612
Good luck.

1172
00:59:49,021 --> 00:59:50,254
Yeah, wait up.

1173
00:59:52,324 --> 00:59:53,825
♪ <i>Flex it</i> ♪

1174
00:59:55,928 --> 00:59:58,930
♪ <i>Flex it tonight</i> ♪

1175
01:00:02,167 --> 01:00:03,635
Dice Man.

1176
01:00:03,703 --> 01:00:05,436
Hi, Eddie.

1177
01:00:05,505 --> 01:00:07,438
Nicky, what are you doing here?

1178
01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:11,977
Eddie, what?

1179
01:00:13,412 --> 01:00:15,013
No Christmas card?

1180
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,615
No Valentine candy?

1181
01:00:16,682 --> 01:00:18,984
I'm a very delicate human being.

1182
01:00:19,051 --> 01:00:20,451
Yeah, I was gonna...

1183
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:21,663
I was gonna call you, you know?

1184
01:00:21,687 --> 01:00:23,321
You've caused me
a great deal of hurt,

1185
01:00:23,389 --> 01:00:24,890
not to mention

1186
01:00:24,957 --> 01:00:27,926
causing Nicky
a great deal of pain.

1187
01:00:27,994 --> 01:00:29,571
Yeah, well, I was going
to come and see you.

1188
01:00:29,595 --> 01:00:30,529
I mean, there was...

1189
01:00:30,596 --> 01:00:32,230
I don't doubt it.
I don't doubt it.

1190
01:00:32,297 --> 01:00:33,765
Shut your mouth
when I talk to you.

1191
01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:35,734
Get over here.

1192
01:00:35,801 --> 01:00:37,602
We've got a problem.

1193
01:00:37,670 --> 01:00:39,337
You see, you owe me

1194
01:00:39,405 --> 01:00:42,941
$10,625.

1195
01:00:43,009 --> 01:00:44,409
3,700.

1196
01:00:44,476 --> 01:00:45,911
Interest.

1197
01:00:45,978 --> 01:00:47,712
Are you prepared
at this point in time

1198
01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:49,581
to make full restitution?

1199
01:00:49,649 --> 01:00:51,359
When you say "At this point
in time," do you mean now?

1200
01:00:51,383 --> 01:00:52,383
Yeah.

1201
01:00:52,418 --> 01:00:53,351
No.

1202
01:00:53,419 --> 01:00:55,854
Eddie, not good.
Wrong answer.

1203
01:00:57,757 --> 01:00:59,691
You know, you look
like a fish when I do...

1204
01:00:59,759 --> 01:01:01,593
Look at him.
Look, like a Gup...

1205
01:01:01,661 --> 01:01:03,995
Hey, you punks
can be hamburger meat

1206
01:01:04,063 --> 01:01:05,063
in 60 seconds.

1207
01:01:05,097 --> 01:01:08,033
Cop a walk.

1208
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:10,569
The beauty of it is,
they think I'm kidding.

1209
01:01:10,636 --> 01:01:13,304
Heh heh heh! I crack
myself up, you know that?

1210
01:01:13,372 --> 01:01:15,073
Listen, Eddie, Eddie,

1211
01:01:15,140 --> 01:01:18,009
I understand you're being
paid a considerable sum

1212
01:01:18,077 --> 01:01:19,945
to attend Hoover Academy.

1213
01:01:20,012 --> 01:01:23,615
No. I get the money
when I graduate.

1214
01:01:23,683 --> 01:01:25,584
The interest alone
will bury you,

1215
01:01:25,651 --> 01:01:28,252
but I'll tell you what...

1216
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,521
You're enterprising.

1217
01:01:30,590 --> 01:01:32,223
Find a way.

1218
01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:33,792
You got 72 hours.

1219
01:01:35,260 --> 01:01:36,394
Ok, nine.

1220
01:01:36,462 --> 01:01:37,562
Nine's the point.

1221
01:01:37,630 --> 01:01:39,097
The point is nine.

1222
01:01:39,164 --> 01:01:40,565
Earn while you learn, boys.

1223
01:01:40,633 --> 01:01:41,566
Earn while you learn.

1224
01:01:41,634 --> 01:01:42,678
Give it a little touch
here. Yeah.

1225
01:01:42,702 --> 01:01:44,535
Lights out.
Lights out.

1226
01:01:44,604 --> 01:01:45,971
Aw...

1227
01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:49,641
Seven.

1228
01:01:49,709 --> 01:01:51,409
That's a loser.

1229
01:01:51,477 --> 01:01:53,444
I thought seven was a winner.

1230
01:01:53,512 --> 01:01:55,513
Only on the come out one.

1231
01:01:55,581 --> 01:01:59,017
Ok? Only on
the come out one.

1232
01:01:59,085 --> 01:02:01,586
But a seven is very close.

1233
01:02:01,654 --> 01:02:02,587
It's very close.

1234
01:02:02,655 --> 01:02:05,023
You're getting
the hang of this game.

1235
01:02:05,091 --> 01:02:07,258
Come on, Sidney, give it a try.

1236
01:02:07,326 --> 01:02:08,693
Try it.

1237
01:02:12,431 --> 01:02:13,765
Come on, Sidney, let's go.

1238
01:02:13,833 --> 01:02:15,700
Come on.
You can do it.

1239
01:02:15,768 --> 01:02:18,336
I'm here to help you.

1240
01:02:18,403 --> 01:02:19,604
You baby.

1241
01:02:19,672 --> 01:02:21,305
Coach?

1242
01:02:22,608 --> 01:02:24,342
I want to settle
yesterday's bets.

1243
01:02:24,409 --> 01:02:26,121
You played the Lakers.
The Lakers are losing.

1244
01:02:26,145 --> 01:02:27,378
Come on, Sidney, let's go.

1245
01:02:27,446 --> 01:02:28,913
Let's give it a try here.

1246
01:02:28,981 --> 01:02:30,792
Come on. I'm right here.
I'm going to help you over.

1247
01:02:30,816 --> 01:02:31,750
All right, Woodrow,
what do I owe you?

1248
01:02:31,817 --> 01:02:33,084
110 bucks.

1249
01:02:33,152 --> 01:02:34,886
110 bucks?
Aah!

1250
01:02:40,259 --> 01:02:42,961
Somebody want to get
the first aid kit?

1251
01:02:43,029 --> 01:02:44,395
And a mop.

1252
01:02:45,531 --> 01:02:47,498
Let me say once again

1253
01:02:47,566 --> 01:02:50,135
that whatever grant
your foundation designates

1254
01:02:50,202 --> 01:02:51,502
for the Hoover Academy,

1255
01:02:51,570 --> 01:02:53,571
it'll be greatly appreciated

1256
01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:55,807
and immediately reflected
in improvements

1257
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:57,575
that will impact student life.

1258
01:02:57,643 --> 01:02:59,544
We want to thank you
again for coming.

1259
01:02:59,611 --> 01:03:01,846
It's just a pleasure
to have you on the campus.

1260
01:03:01,914 --> 01:03:03,381
Take a look at our facility.

1261
01:03:03,448 --> 01:03:05,449
And by the way,
let me remind you

1262
01:03:05,517 --> 01:03:07,251
about the reception tonight.

1263
01:03:07,319 --> 01:03:08,959
Be sure to attend.
It'll give you a chance

1264
01:03:09,021 --> 01:03:11,189
to meet some of
the other faculty members,

1265
01:03:11,256 --> 01:03:15,126
as well as some of our
representative students.

1266
01:03:16,295 --> 01:03:17,428
Yeah.

1267
01:03:18,581 --> 01:03:19,775
Well, maybe
this Dice Man character

1268
01:03:19,799 --> 01:03:20,732
will take a check.

1269
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:24,468
Oh, oh, Muffy
called you earlier.

1270
01:03:24,536 --> 01:03:26,004
You mean Palmer or Bif?

1271
01:03:26,072 --> 01:03:28,306
Palmer. She's pissed because
you've been avoiding her.

1272
01:03:28,373 --> 01:03:29,450
Said she'd be here this weekend

1273
01:03:29,474 --> 01:03:31,876
for a confrontation.
Heh heh.

1274
01:03:31,944 --> 01:03:33,044
What's the difference?

1275
01:03:33,112 --> 01:03:35,914
I'm going to be dead
by this weekend anyway.

1276
01:03:35,981 --> 01:03:37,248
♪ La la la la la ♪

1277
01:03:37,316 --> 01:03:38,783
♪ La la la la la ♪

1278
01:03:38,851 --> 01:03:40,118
Hey!

1279
01:03:40,186 --> 01:03:41,586
<i>Bonjour</i>, boys.

1280
01:03:44,056 --> 01:03:46,024
Palmer, what-what are you...

1281
01:03:46,092 --> 01:03:48,026
What the hell
are you doing here? Yeah.

1282
01:03:48,094 --> 01:03:49,660
I'm checking up
on my investment.

1283
01:03:49,729 --> 01:03:50,929
Do you mind?

1284
01:03:50,996 --> 01:03:53,598
Hey, who is reading this?

1285
01:03:53,665 --> 01:03:54,810
I mean, give me
a break, will ya?

1286
01:03:54,834 --> 01:03:57,769
Emily Post does not know
dick about etiquette.

1287
01:03:57,837 --> 01:03:59,147
I've been through
this whole book,

1288
01:03:59,171 --> 01:04:02,506
and there's not
one chapter on farting.

1289
01:04:02,574 --> 01:04:04,275
Hey! Hey!

1290
01:04:04,343 --> 01:04:06,544
Man, this is Pinpoint Oxford.

1291
01:04:06,612 --> 01:04:09,080
Well, aren't you
Mr. Hoity-toity?

1292
01:04:09,148 --> 01:04:10,081
I thought you were in Europe

1293
01:04:10,149 --> 01:04:11,082
or in a Turkish prison
or something.

1294
01:04:11,150 --> 01:04:13,451
Paris ain't all
it's cracked up to be

1295
01:04:13,518 --> 01:04:15,353
in the springtime, <i>mon frere.</i>

1296
01:04:15,420 --> 01:04:16,454
Besides, it's amazing

1297
01:04:16,521 --> 01:04:17,956
how suspicious
your parents can get

1298
01:04:18,023 --> 01:04:19,567
when you're using
their credit cards, you know?

1299
01:04:19,591 --> 01:04:20,792
Mm-hmm.

1300
01:04:20,860 --> 01:04:22,460
Hey, Rand, will you get
your skinny ass

1301
01:04:22,527 --> 01:04:24,195
off my fries, please?

1302
01:04:24,263 --> 01:04:25,563
Aw, look at that.

1303
01:04:25,631 --> 01:04:26,564
God.

1304
01:04:26,632 --> 01:04:27,565
Palmer...

1305
01:04:27,633 --> 01:04:29,100
You know,

1306
01:04:29,168 --> 01:04:30,268
you being here,

1307
01:04:30,335 --> 01:04:31,646
you may be able to solve
a few problems.

1308
01:04:31,670 --> 01:04:32,603
Yeah? Like what?

1309
01:04:32,671 --> 01:04:34,272
Like Muffy, who has
been looking for you

1310
01:04:34,339 --> 01:04:35,807
all year long.

1311
01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:37,708
And what else?

1312
01:04:40,612 --> 01:04:42,580
Who's this guy,
the auto shop teacher?

1313
01:04:42,648 --> 01:04:44,382
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1314
01:04:44,449 --> 01:04:46,017
Hey, the 72 hours isn't up yet.

1315
01:04:46,085 --> 01:04:48,253
Auto shop teacher?

1316
01:04:50,122 --> 01:04:52,190
Heh.
How amusing.

1317
01:04:52,258 --> 01:04:54,192
Heh heh heh.
Get over here.

1318
01:04:54,260 --> 01:04:55,794
Wait, you can't... Aah!

1319
01:04:55,861 --> 01:04:57,662
What's this,
Gumby Goes to School?

1320
01:04:57,729 --> 01:04:59,130
Get over here.

1321
01:04:59,198 --> 01:05:00,131
If you don't kill me,

1322
01:05:00,199 --> 01:05:01,342
I'll buy you a new gold chain.

1323
01:05:01,366 --> 01:05:03,234
Save your money for a pine box.

1324
01:05:03,302 --> 01:05:04,302
Get in here.

1325
01:05:06,738 --> 01:05:08,673
Eddie.

1326
01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:12,277
I don't have the money
that you want,

1327
01:05:12,344 --> 01:05:15,246
so you're wasting your time
and your very fine wardrobe.

1328
01:05:15,314 --> 01:05:18,183
You know, Eddie,

1329
01:05:18,250 --> 01:05:20,985
it greatly disturbs me
that being in my presence

1330
01:05:21,053 --> 01:05:22,887
makes you want to shit
in your pants.

1331
01:05:22,955 --> 01:05:25,690
This is a celebration.

1332
01:05:25,757 --> 01:05:28,559
I have made
a momontous decision.

1333
01:05:28,627 --> 01:05:30,195
After consultating with Nicky,

1334
01:05:30,262 --> 01:05:32,730
I find the only way
I have to collect my money

1335
01:05:32,798 --> 01:05:34,732
is if you graduate,
am I correct?

1336
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,201
Yes.

1337
01:05:36,268 --> 01:05:37,268
Fine.

1338
01:05:37,336 --> 01:05:39,337
Now, because I love you
like a brother...

1339
01:05:39,404 --> 01:05:40,404
And I mean that, Eddie.

1340
01:05:40,472 --> 01:05:41,912
It comes from the heart.
I mean it...

1341
01:05:41,941 --> 01:05:44,342
The left aorta,
the vein that pumps love.

1342
01:05:44,409 --> 01:05:45,476
I'm gonna cut you a deal.

1343
01:05:46,946 --> 01:05:49,747
You're to collect $10,000
when you graduate.

1344
01:05:49,815 --> 01:05:51,449
Keep 50 bucks for yourself,

1345
01:05:51,516 --> 01:05:52,783
and I get the rest.

1346
01:05:52,852 --> 01:05:55,153
50 bucks?

1347
01:05:55,221 --> 01:05:57,322
Now, you're not being released

1348
01:05:57,389 --> 01:05:59,290
totally on your own
recognizance.

1349
01:05:59,358 --> 01:06:01,459
I mean, you've been known
to screw up in the past.

1350
01:06:01,526 --> 01:06:03,494
For this very reason,

1351
01:06:03,562 --> 01:06:06,697
Nicky and myself will remain

1352
01:06:06,765 --> 01:06:08,766
to make sure
you do not so choose

1353
01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:09,834
to do so again.

1354
01:06:09,902 --> 01:06:11,469
Um, I-I don't think

1355
01:06:11,536 --> 01:06:13,471
that this is
a very good decision.

1356
01:06:13,538 --> 01:06:15,506
I, however,

1357
01:06:15,574 --> 01:06:17,342
think it's a brilliant idea...

1358
01:06:17,409 --> 01:06:19,110
Brilliant.

1359
01:06:19,178 --> 01:06:22,513
Is there now
a full understanding

1360
01:06:22,581 --> 01:06:25,149
between all parties
concerned, Eddie?

1361
01:06:25,217 --> 01:06:27,952
Uh, if that means you and me,

1362
01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:28,953
yes.

1363
01:06:29,021 --> 01:06:30,654
Good.

1364
01:06:30,722 --> 01:06:32,257
Let us now commence...

1365
01:06:32,324 --> 01:06:34,292
Celebrating.

1366
01:06:47,273 --> 01:06:48,773
Yo, we ran out of chicks.

1367
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,208
Hey, Dice, Dice.

1368
01:06:50,276 --> 01:06:52,877
You know, if I get kicked out,

1369
01:06:52,945 --> 01:06:54,812
you're not going to get
any of your money.

1370
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,414
What, you can't have
a little fun?

1371
01:06:56,481 --> 01:06:57,725
I'm going to entertain
your friends.

1372
01:06:57,749 --> 01:07:00,351
What are you
worried about? Here.

1373
01:07:00,419 --> 01:07:02,453
Don't worry about it.

1374
01:07:02,521 --> 01:07:04,289
Everybody out, ok?

1375
01:07:04,356 --> 01:07:06,324
Just-just-just go, ok?

1376
01:07:06,392 --> 01:07:08,026
Ooh.

1377
01:07:17,069 --> 01:07:18,236
Help! Ah ha!

1378
01:07:18,304 --> 01:07:19,971
Ah ha! Ah ha!

1379
01:07:20,039 --> 01:07:21,406
Palmer, help!

1380
01:07:21,473 --> 01:07:23,041
♪ <i>This is the end</i> ♪

1381
01:07:23,108 --> 01:07:24,608
Mommy!

1382
01:07:24,676 --> 01:07:29,647
♪ <i>You make your choice,
and now the chance is over</i> ♪

1383
01:07:29,714 --> 01:07:30,848
♪ <i>I thought I was in</i> ♪

1384
01:07:32,985 --> 01:07:36,921
♪ <i>You put me down
and see I'm goin' nowhere</i> ♪

1385
01:07:38,390 --> 01:07:41,159
Would you lay off the skull?

1386
01:07:41,226 --> 01:07:43,094
I-I-I work a long time
on my head,

1387
01:07:43,162 --> 01:07:44,963
and you rattle my brains.

1388
01:07:45,030 --> 01:07:49,533
It... I get confused,
you know what I mean?

1389
01:07:49,601 --> 01:07:51,002
It's good stuff.
Ha ha.

1390
01:08:01,347 --> 01:08:02,847
This must be the building.

1391
01:08:02,914 --> 01:08:04,115
Hear the music?

1392
01:08:04,183 --> 01:08:06,017
It must be upstairs.

1393
01:08:06,085 --> 01:08:08,486
My, it's awfully loud, isn't it?

1394
01:08:08,553 --> 01:08:11,456
Well, Mr. Harriman said
there'll be some students here.

1395
01:08:11,523 --> 01:08:13,858
I guess that's why.

1396
01:08:13,925 --> 01:08:16,260
You know, I have
very good feelings

1397
01:08:16,328 --> 01:08:17,695
about this school.

1398
01:08:18,964 --> 01:08:21,199
And I'm usually right
about these things.

1399
01:08:21,266 --> 01:08:23,468
You should be paying <i>me</i>
to go here, man.

1400
01:08:23,535 --> 01:08:25,769
You're a jerk.
This is a school.

1401
01:08:25,837 --> 01:08:28,806
I know. Is this some fabulous
educational system?

1402
01:08:28,874 --> 01:08:29,874
Huh? Huh?

1403
01:08:36,715 --> 01:08:38,782
Party's over!

1404
01:08:38,850 --> 01:08:39,850
Fire!

1405
01:08:41,286 --> 01:08:43,187
Good God, this
could be flammable!

1406
01:08:43,255 --> 01:08:44,322
There's a fire!

1407
01:08:44,390 --> 01:08:46,057
Pbbt.

1408
01:08:48,127 --> 01:08:49,127
Oh!

1409
01:08:49,194 --> 01:08:51,396
You two stay here.

1410
01:08:52,697 --> 01:08:54,432
This could be dangerous.

1411
01:09:01,673 --> 01:09:03,607
You disappoint me, Woodrow.

1412
01:09:03,675 --> 01:09:06,244
You really disappoint me.

1413
01:09:06,311 --> 01:09:07,811
Your academic achievement

1414
01:09:07,879 --> 01:09:09,213
showed such promise,

1415
01:09:09,281 --> 01:09:11,149
and now this.

1416
01:09:11,216 --> 01:09:13,317
You cost this school
a much needed grant

1417
01:09:13,385 --> 01:09:15,920
because you're cavorting
all over the Hoover campus

1418
01:09:15,987 --> 01:09:18,322
with some-who knows
what kind of trash.

1419
01:09:18,390 --> 01:09:20,091
I don't understand you.

1420
01:09:20,159 --> 01:09:22,060
I mean, you come from a good f...

1421
01:09:22,127 --> 01:09:23,594
Well, a <i>rich</i> family.

1422
01:09:23,662 --> 01:09:25,596
Level with me, Woodrow,
will you?

1423
01:09:25,664 --> 01:09:27,275
You're not some kind of
a mental case, are you?

1424
01:09:27,299 --> 01:09:28,376
Because I don't
need that right now.

1425
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:29,400
I really don't.

1426
01:09:30,536 --> 01:09:32,603
Starting today,
you are on probation.

1427
01:09:32,671 --> 01:09:34,605
And if you want to
continue your education

1428
01:09:34,673 --> 01:09:35,839
at the Hoover Academy,

1429
01:09:35,907 --> 01:09:38,443
I suggest you get your
father here immediately.

1430
01:09:38,510 --> 01:09:40,378
Um...

1431
01:09:40,446 --> 01:09:43,281
Well, my father, he's-
he's in Europe on business.

1432
01:09:43,348 --> 01:09:44,882
That's your problem.

1433
01:09:44,950 --> 01:09:46,117
Get him here.

1434
01:09:46,185 --> 01:09:48,419
Well, forget it, man. You'll
never get my father here.

1435
01:09:48,487 --> 01:09:50,247
You're talking about
blowing the whole thing.

1436
01:09:52,091 --> 01:09:54,011
I never quite got the hang
of this game, did you?

1437
01:09:54,059 --> 01:09:55,859
Look, look...

1438
01:09:55,927 --> 01:09:57,095
If I don't produce a father,

1439
01:09:57,162 --> 01:09:59,197
the whole thing's
gonna blow lunch.

1440
01:10:02,468 --> 01:10:04,102
Don't get testy with me.

1441
01:10:04,169 --> 01:10:06,270
I'm doing my share.
I'm taking care of Muffy,

1442
01:10:06,338 --> 01:10:07,771
and I'm supplying the capital.

1443
01:10:07,839 --> 01:10:09,184
Well, make sure you do
take care of Muffy.

1444
01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:11,048
I mean, she could blow
this whole thing for us.

1445
01:10:11,076 --> 01:10:13,877
Look, will you guys
not sweat it, please?

1446
01:10:13,945 --> 01:10:15,580
Tact is my middle name.

1447
01:10:22,354 --> 01:10:25,523
How could I let us
drift apart like that?

1448
01:10:25,591 --> 01:10:29,059
How could I forget
how much I want you?

1449
01:10:29,128 --> 01:10:30,861
I must have you...

1450
01:10:30,929 --> 01:10:32,763
Now!

1451
01:10:32,831 --> 01:10:34,898
Eee! Aah!

1452
01:10:41,006 --> 01:10:42,373
That was fabulous.

1453
01:10:43,975 --> 01:10:47,311
Oh, jeez, I got a Red Sox
game I got to see.

1454
01:10:47,379 --> 01:10:48,646
Look, it was great for me.

1455
01:10:48,713 --> 01:10:50,248
I hope it was fabulous for you.

1456
01:10:50,315 --> 01:10:51,315
Ahh.

1457
01:10:53,152 --> 01:10:55,019
Alphonse. Alphonse.

1458
01:10:55,086 --> 01:10:56,587
Alphonse. Hey, hey,
I'm through, ok?

1459
01:10:56,655 --> 01:10:58,266
Knock it off, will you?
Here's for your trouble.

1460
01:10:58,290 --> 01:11:01,025
Better be getting back
to the restaurant.

1461
01:11:01,092 --> 01:11:03,628
Oh, by the way, I never
want to see you again.

1462
01:11:06,198 --> 01:11:09,567
Send in Mr. Woodrow
and his father.

1463
01:11:21,413 --> 01:11:23,314
Mr. Woodrow.

1464
01:11:23,382 --> 01:11:24,315
Well, I wish we were meeting

1465
01:11:24,383 --> 01:11:25,583
under different circumstances.

1466
01:11:25,651 --> 01:11:27,351
I appreciate your coming.

1467
01:11:27,419 --> 01:11:29,987
Well, one must always make time

1468
01:11:30,055 --> 01:11:31,455
for one's children.

1469
01:11:33,124 --> 01:11:34,659
Right. Yeah.

1470
01:11:34,726 --> 01:11:36,093
Of course.
Ahem.

1471
01:11:40,699 --> 01:11:43,434
Oh. Thank you.
Uh...

1472
01:11:43,502 --> 01:11:46,237
Now, I'm sure
that you can appreciate

1473
01:11:46,305 --> 01:11:48,906
that education is my life.

1474
01:11:48,973 --> 01:11:51,609
I mean, my love.

1475
01:11:51,677 --> 01:11:54,144
Now, I'm convinced
that there's no such thing

1476
01:11:54,213 --> 01:11:55,680
as a bad boy.

1477
01:11:55,747 --> 01:11:58,349
Believe me, those convictions
have been tested

1478
01:11:58,417 --> 01:12:00,050
by your son.

1479
01:12:00,118 --> 01:12:03,321
I know Palmer is not perfect.

1480
01:12:03,388 --> 01:12:07,024
He's no <i>Chateau
Lafitte-Rothschild '56,</i>

1481
01:12:07,092 --> 01:12:11,362
but he ain't... He isn't
<i>Beaujolais '76,</i> either,

1482
01:12:11,430 --> 01:12:13,897
which, as we all know,

1483
01:12:13,965 --> 01:12:17,435
showed great promise,
but failed to develop.

1484
01:12:17,502 --> 01:12:20,371
Palmer <i>will</i> develop...

1485
01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:21,872
Robustly.

1486
01:12:21,940 --> 01:12:24,342
That's an interesting analogy.

1487
01:12:24,409 --> 01:12:25,620
It's not one that
I would've thought of,

1488
01:12:25,644 --> 01:12:28,412
but probably quite accurate.

1489
01:12:30,315 --> 01:12:33,751
But don't think that
I fail to appreciate

1490
01:12:33,818 --> 01:12:35,586
what you're doing...

1491
01:12:35,654 --> 01:12:38,322
The service that Hoover Prep

1492
01:12:38,390 --> 01:12:40,824
renders these boys.

1493
01:12:40,892 --> 01:12:42,560
In fact,

1494
01:12:42,628 --> 01:12:44,194
I was contemplating

1495
01:12:44,263 --> 01:12:46,797
some way of expressing
my appreciation.

1496
01:12:47,932 --> 01:12:50,401
Uh, perhaps...

1497
01:12:50,469 --> 01:12:52,370
You could help me.

1498
01:12:52,437 --> 01:12:54,872
Yes.

1499
01:12:54,939 --> 01:12:56,641
Yeah. As a matter
of fact,

1500
01:12:56,708 --> 01:12:58,576
absolutely.

1501
01:12:58,644 --> 01:13:00,278
Well, you know, the old library

1502
01:13:00,345 --> 01:13:02,813
has served us well
for years, but now...

1503
01:13:02,881 --> 01:13:04,749
I've always wondered
what that building was.

1504
01:13:04,816 --> 01:13:07,718
Well, tradition has its place,

1505
01:13:07,786 --> 01:13:10,187
but a better library

1506
01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:12,623
means better students.

1507
01:13:13,892 --> 01:13:17,261
The Woodrow Memorial Library.

1508
01:13:17,329 --> 01:13:21,699
Uh, dad, don't you have
a plane to catch?

1509
01:13:25,069 --> 01:13:26,771
Back to Mars.

1510
01:13:28,507 --> 01:13:30,207
Functional, I suppose,

1511
01:13:30,275 --> 01:13:32,876
but hardly contemporary.

1512
01:13:32,944 --> 01:13:36,046
The James Beard Gymnasium.

1513
01:13:36,114 --> 01:13:38,081
You don't mind if I call it

1514
01:13:38,149 --> 01:13:41,952
after one of my personal heroes?

1515
01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:44,588
The dormitories-
I must see those.

1516
01:13:44,656 --> 01:13:47,224
A pleasant ambiance
is essential.

1517
01:13:51,029 --> 01:13:52,229
Well, Mr. Woodrow,

1518
01:13:52,297 --> 01:13:54,097
I feel much better about Palmer...

1519
01:13:54,165 --> 01:13:55,098
Much better.

1520
01:13:55,166 --> 01:13:56,367
In fact, I see no reason why

1521
01:13:56,435 --> 01:13:57,635
he should remain on probation.

1522
01:13:57,703 --> 01:14:00,037
Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk.
No favoritism.

1523
01:14:00,104 --> 01:14:02,673
If Palmer is on probation,

1524
01:14:02,741 --> 01:14:05,042
then he must earn his way off.

1525
01:14:05,109 --> 01:14:06,043
What?

1526
01:14:06,110 --> 01:14:08,479
That's a refreshing sentiment.

1527
01:14:08,547 --> 01:14:09,880
Oh...

1528
01:14:09,948 --> 01:14:11,014
Thank you.

1529
01:14:11,082 --> 01:14:14,918
No. There mustn't be
any preferential treatment.

1530
01:14:14,986 --> 01:14:17,822
That doesn't build
character in a man.

1531
01:14:17,889 --> 01:14:21,325
Isn't that what Hoover
is all about?

1532
01:14:21,393 --> 01:14:23,227
I can't believe
you said that, Nicky.

1533
01:14:23,294 --> 01:14:25,529
How could you say
something like that?

1534
01:14:25,597 --> 01:14:26,930
I thought I did well.

1535
01:14:26,998 --> 01:14:27,998
Well, Nicky?

1536
01:14:28,066 --> 01:14:29,266
You went psycho on me.

1537
01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:31,669
The Woodrow Memorial Library?

1538
01:14:31,737 --> 01:14:32,780
He's probably going
to hold up my diploma

1539
01:14:32,804 --> 01:14:34,672
until the new dorm's built.

1540
01:14:34,740 --> 01:14:36,807
Let him earn his way
off probation?

1541
01:14:36,875 --> 01:14:37,808
Thanks, Nick.

1542
01:14:37,876 --> 01:14:39,643
I was merely echoing
my father's belief

1543
01:14:39,711 --> 01:14:41,779
that you spare the rod
and spoil the child.

1544
01:14:41,847 --> 01:14:43,090
Yeah, well, it's too bad
he didn't believe

1545
01:14:43,114 --> 01:14:44,281
in birth control.

1546
01:14:44,349 --> 01:14:46,216
Listen, when you went in there,

1547
01:14:46,284 --> 01:14:47,818
they was ready to kick you out.

1548
01:14:47,886 --> 01:14:50,755
Now they're ready
to kiss your ass.

1549
01:14:50,822 --> 01:14:52,556
So, you graduate.

1550
01:14:52,624 --> 01:14:55,393
Then I take away
my donation money, ok?

1551
01:14:55,460 --> 01:14:57,995
So now you're a hero.

1552
01:14:58,062 --> 01:14:59,663
Hey? Huh?

1553
01:14:59,731 --> 01:15:02,132
Among the modern society dances,

1554
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,234
the waltz is the most important.

1555
01:15:04,302 --> 01:15:05,736
The origins
of many of the dances

1556
01:15:05,804 --> 01:15:07,638
are rather obscure.

1557
01:15:07,706 --> 01:15:09,473
♪ I'm back ♪

1558
01:15:09,541 --> 01:15:11,308
And I'm better than ever, baby.

1559
01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:12,309
Took care of Muffy,

1560
01:15:12,377 --> 01:15:14,545
gave her the old
hot beef injection,

1561
01:15:14,613 --> 01:15:16,947
and left her begging for more.

1562
01:15:17,015 --> 01:15:18,616
Hey, who's this, Friar Tuck?

1563
01:15:18,683 --> 01:15:19,717
Nice build, kid.

1564
01:15:19,785 --> 01:15:22,853
Uh, Blimp, I'd like you
to meet Eddie,

1565
01:15:22,921 --> 01:15:24,422
Palmer's retarded cousin.

1566
01:15:24,489 --> 01:15:26,089
Palmer? Palmer?

1567
01:15:26,157 --> 01:15:28,058
Where is the old sot?

1568
01:15:28,126 --> 01:15:29,126
Sot?

1569
01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:31,128
He's eating dinner
with his father.

1570
01:15:31,195 --> 01:15:33,096
And how is old daddykins?

1571
01:15:33,164 --> 01:15:35,098
I guess daddykins is fine,

1572
01:15:35,166 --> 01:15:38,135
because Palmer hasn't
been back to pack.

1573
01:15:38,202 --> 01:15:39,603
No?
Well, then,

1574
01:15:39,671 --> 01:15:41,238
let's celebrate.

1575
01:15:42,941 --> 01:15:45,242
For you, little John,
a muttonchop

1576
01:15:45,310 --> 01:15:46,376
and a gift of bacchus

1577
01:15:46,445 --> 01:15:48,278
with which to wash it down.

1578
01:15:48,346 --> 01:15:49,480
It's all right.
He's schizo.

1579
01:15:49,548 --> 01:15:51,381
Thinks he's Errol Flynn
once in a while.

1580
01:15:51,450 --> 01:15:53,517
Come, you must join
my merry band,

1581
01:15:53,585 --> 01:15:55,385
and then you, too,
may laugh like this...

1582
01:15:55,454 --> 01:15:57,120
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

1583
01:15:57,188 --> 01:15:59,089
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1584
01:15:59,157 --> 01:16:01,926
A manly laugh for
manly men such as we.

1585
01:16:05,296 --> 01:16:07,164
Aah!

1586
01:16:07,231 --> 01:16:08,799
Mr. Hoover.
Hi.

1587
01:16:08,867 --> 01:16:10,067
Can I help you with something?

1588
01:16:10,101 --> 01:16:11,569
I was looking for young Woodrow.

1589
01:16:11,636 --> 01:16:14,204
I have a little something here
for him and his father.

1590
01:16:14,272 --> 01:16:16,941
He's out, but his cousin
the retard's here.

1591
01:16:17,008 --> 01:16:19,276
Weren't you the host
on <i>Creature Features?</i>

1592
01:16:19,344 --> 01:16:21,378
I'm sorry I missed him.

1593
01:16:21,446 --> 01:16:22,780
There's so much to talk about

1594
01:16:22,848 --> 01:16:26,049
since his exciting meeting
with Headmaster Harriman.

1595
01:16:26,117 --> 01:16:27,261
Would you see that he gets this?

1596
01:16:27,285 --> 01:16:28,285
Oh, sure.

1597
01:16:28,353 --> 01:16:30,420
With my regards.

1598
01:16:30,489 --> 01:16:32,255
Hey, Boris, suck a few
necks for me tonight,

1599
01:16:32,323 --> 01:16:33,591
huh, buddy?

1600
01:16:41,533 --> 01:16:44,535
After you.

1601
01:16:44,603 --> 01:16:46,036
Ooh!
Ha ha ha!

1602
01:16:46,104 --> 01:16:47,304
Big comedy.

1603
01:16:47,372 --> 01:16:48,372
Hey.

1604
01:16:51,943 --> 01:16:54,103
Jeez, don't you think you're
taking this fitting-in bit

1605
01:16:54,145 --> 01:16:55,145
a little too far?

1606
01:16:55,213 --> 01:16:56,524
I know you won't
take this personally,

1607
01:16:56,548 --> 01:16:58,281
but you look like a real asshole

1608
01:16:58,349 --> 01:16:59,416
in that outfit.

1609
01:16:59,484 --> 01:17:01,652
Sounds to me like you guys
are a little jealous.

1610
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:05,122
Maybe I'm better at this
than you are.

1611
01:17:05,189 --> 01:17:06,433
Oh, yeah? Well, at least
I took care of Muffy

1612
01:17:06,457 --> 01:17:08,959
without promising to build
her a fucking library.

1613
01:17:09,027 --> 01:17:10,861
Are you going to be here long?

1614
01:17:10,929 --> 01:17:12,172
Because I think
you're going to make things

1615
01:17:12,196 --> 01:17:13,130
very untidy.

1616
01:17:13,197 --> 01:17:14,131
What are you talking about?

1617
01:17:14,198 --> 01:17:15,833
We're at the finish line, man.

1618
01:17:15,901 --> 01:17:17,902
Besides, I'm lovable,
I'm affable,

1619
01:17:17,969 --> 01:17:22,606
and I pay for half of this room.

1620
01:17:22,674 --> 01:17:23,674
Where are you going?

1621
01:17:23,708 --> 01:17:25,743
I thought we were going
to go to a movie.

1622
01:17:25,810 --> 01:17:27,978
Do I look like I'm dressed
for the movies?

1623
01:17:28,046 --> 01:17:29,046
Yeah, but you said...

1624
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:30,480
Randall...

1625
01:17:30,549 --> 01:17:32,750
Please, don't whine

1626
01:17:32,817 --> 01:17:35,218
and don't cramp my style.

1627
01:17:41,626 --> 01:17:43,037
Hey, he's getting real
good at this, you know?

1628
01:17:43,061 --> 01:17:45,495
I mean, he's turning
into a real scumbag.

1629
01:17:45,564 --> 01:17:47,965
The fox certainly is
an elusive animal.

1630
01:17:48,033 --> 01:17:49,033
Palmer!

1631
01:17:49,067 --> 01:17:50,434
Hey, Palmer!

1632
01:17:50,501 --> 01:17:51,435
Hey, chump!

1633
01:17:51,502 --> 01:17:53,837
Good ride, Palmer.

1634
01:17:53,905 --> 01:17:55,182
You know, I shouldn't be
at all surprised

1635
01:17:55,206 --> 01:17:56,651
if we're looking
at this year's winner

1636
01:17:56,675 --> 01:17:59,109
of the Hoover Award.

1637
01:17:59,177 --> 01:18:01,311
Right. See you up
at the house for cocktails.

1638
01:18:01,379 --> 01:18:02,680
All right?
Yes, sir.

1639
01:18:02,747 --> 01:18:04,214
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mmm.

1640
01:18:06,051 --> 01:18:07,117
What do you want?

1641
01:18:07,185 --> 01:18:08,118
Now, that ain't no way to talk

1642
01:18:08,186 --> 01:18:10,120
to your old buddy Regis.

1643
01:18:10,188 --> 01:18:11,521
I have to mingle,

1644
01:18:11,590 --> 01:18:14,124
be social.

1645
01:18:14,192 --> 01:18:15,670
How would you like it
if I bring Chained Lightning

1646
01:18:15,694 --> 01:18:17,394
by to mangle you?

1647
01:18:17,462 --> 01:18:19,396
Hey, look, what is
your problem here?

1648
01:18:19,464 --> 01:18:20,598
I mean,

1649
01:18:20,665 --> 01:18:23,200
you're not really starting
to get into this, are you?

1650
01:18:23,267 --> 01:18:24,702
Is that wrong?

1651
01:18:24,769 --> 01:18:26,136
It's how you live.

1652
01:18:26,204 --> 01:18:28,072
No, no. You're
missing the point.

1653
01:18:28,139 --> 01:18:29,406
Hello, ladies.

1654
01:18:29,474 --> 01:18:30,808
That's how my family has lived

1655
01:18:30,875 --> 01:18:31,809
for a very long time.

1656
01:18:31,876 --> 01:18:34,411
This is not how I think.

1657
01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:37,180
Oh, you think I've changed.

1658
01:18:37,248 --> 01:18:40,784
Well, I haven't. I'm still
the same lovable guy.

1659
01:18:40,852 --> 01:18:42,219
Yeah.

1660
01:18:42,286 --> 01:18:43,921
Well, I don't think
the same lovable guy

1661
01:18:43,989 --> 01:18:47,858
would let daddy buy him
the Hoover Award.

1662
01:18:49,327 --> 01:18:51,829
What does that crack mean?

1663
01:18:51,896 --> 01:18:52,896
Aw, shit! Ohh!

1664
01:18:54,165 --> 01:18:55,733
Good guess.

1665
01:19:01,740 --> 01:19:02,740
Bif!

1666
01:19:02,774 --> 01:19:03,774
Bif.

1667
01:19:06,444 --> 01:19:07,945
Uh...

1668
01:19:08,013 --> 01:19:09,346
I forgot to tell you.

1669
01:19:09,413 --> 01:19:12,415
Bif is my middle name.

1670
01:19:12,483 --> 01:19:15,218
Bif is your middle name.

1671
01:19:15,286 --> 01:19:16,553
Hey, Muffy, great to see you,

1672
01:19:16,621 --> 01:19:18,255
but, hey, sorry,
it's bad timing.

1673
01:19:18,322 --> 01:19:19,922
We're really on the run
here with finals.

1674
01:19:22,994 --> 01:19:23,927
Tracy.

1675
01:19:23,995 --> 01:19:24,928
How you doing?

1676
01:19:24,996 --> 01:19:26,429
Fine.
Is that for me?

1677
01:19:26,497 --> 01:19:27,597
No.

1678
01:19:27,666 --> 01:19:29,066
It's a peace offering
for Palmer.

1679
01:19:29,134 --> 01:19:30,868
Oh. Well, if you want
to catch him,

1680
01:19:30,935 --> 01:19:32,002
you'd better hurry.

1681
01:19:32,070 --> 01:19:36,073
He just ran off with
a Muffy something or other.

1682
01:19:36,141 --> 01:19:37,384
If you really
want to be with me,

1683
01:19:37,408 --> 01:19:38,528
sneak into the dorm tonight.

1684
01:19:38,576 --> 01:19:39,576
The dorm?
Why not?

1685
01:19:43,381 --> 01:19:45,515
Gosh, Tracy, he sure
sees a lot of her, too.

1686
01:19:45,583 --> 01:19:47,261
You know, I just don't know
how he can keep track

1687
01:19:47,285 --> 01:19:49,820
of who he's dating.

1688
01:19:49,888 --> 01:19:51,722
Yeah.
Look, here.

1689
01:19:53,058 --> 01:19:54,424
Heh heh.

1690
01:20:16,314 --> 01:20:17,915
Ok, Bif,

1691
01:20:17,982 --> 01:20:18,982
you better be worth it.

1692
01:20:23,021 --> 01:20:24,454
Where's Bif Hamilton?

1693
01:20:29,260 --> 01:20:30,761
Back off, buster.

1694
01:20:34,099 --> 01:20:35,766
Mmm.

1695
01:20:43,608 --> 01:20:44,975
Bif?

1696
01:20:47,212 --> 01:20:48,212
Bif.

1697
01:20:54,685 --> 01:20:55,685
Sir...

1698
01:20:57,055 --> 01:20:59,422
I think that you know
how much this hurts me...

1699
01:20:59,490 --> 01:21:00,490
How much it hurts me

1700
01:21:00,558 --> 01:21:04,228
to squeal on a fellow student...

1701
01:21:04,295 --> 01:21:06,864
But it's Bif, sir.

1702
01:21:06,931 --> 01:21:09,733
He has a girl in his room.

1703
01:21:17,876 --> 01:21:18,976
Damn.

1704
01:21:19,043 --> 01:21:22,479
We'll see
what Palmer thinks of this.

1705
01:21:25,850 --> 01:21:26,850
Skip?

1706
01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:43,267
Where the hell is Bugs?

1707
01:21:43,334 --> 01:21:44,478
Well, you must've
done something.

1708
01:21:44,502 --> 01:21:46,170
I mean, Tracy's
not just pissed at you

1709
01:21:46,237 --> 01:21:48,105
for the sake of being pissed.

1710
01:21:48,173 --> 01:21:50,874
Any of you gentlemen seen Palm...

1711
01:21:50,942 --> 01:21:52,342
There you are.
Ha ha!

1712
01:21:52,410 --> 01:21:54,845
You rascal. I've been
hunting all over for you.

1713
01:21:54,913 --> 01:21:57,414
Uh, how do you think
your finals are going?

1714
01:21:57,481 --> 01:21:59,416
Good, I hope, because
it'd be embarrassing

1715
01:21:59,483 --> 01:22:00,417
if you didn't win

1716
01:22:00,484 --> 01:22:01,985
that Hoover Memorial
Award this year.

1717
01:22:02,053 --> 01:22:03,898
I mean, after your father
and his business manager

1718
01:22:03,922 --> 01:22:05,789
set up that wonderful
fund for us.

1719
01:22:05,857 --> 01:22:07,457
What?

1720
01:22:07,525 --> 01:22:09,126
He didn't tell you
about it, huh?

1721
01:22:09,194 --> 01:22:10,727
Oh, it's really quite simple.

1722
01:22:10,795 --> 01:22:13,096
You see, for every dollar raised

1723
01:22:13,164 --> 01:22:14,865
and put into the fund
by the Academy,

1724
01:22:14,933 --> 01:22:16,466
he matches it with a dollar.

1725
01:22:16,534 --> 01:22:18,501
And, of course, that...

1726
01:22:18,569 --> 01:22:19,914
That wonderful business
manager of his...

1727
01:22:19,938 --> 01:22:21,705
What's his name?
Diceman?

1728
01:22:21,772 --> 01:22:23,473
Uh, he's going to administer

1729
01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:24,674
the fund for us.

1730
01:22:24,742 --> 01:22:27,177
Oh, that's-that's great.

1731
01:22:27,245 --> 01:22:28,812
Yeah.

1732
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:29,813
You...

1733
01:22:29,881 --> 01:22:31,215
Do I know you?

1734
01:22:31,282 --> 01:22:32,682
Exchange student...

1735
01:22:33,751 --> 01:22:34,952
From Slobovia.

1736
01:22:35,019 --> 01:22:37,754
Oh, yeah, I think I remember
hearing about that.

1737
01:22:37,822 --> 01:22:39,182
Well, I got to get down
to the gym.

1738
01:22:39,224 --> 01:22:40,357
Wordman and I are playing

1739
01:22:40,424 --> 01:22:42,092
a little one-on-one basketball.

1740
01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:44,661
I'm quite good, really.

1741
01:22:44,729 --> 01:22:45,762
I can't believe it.

1742
01:22:45,830 --> 01:22:47,241
Look, we're going to
have to tell the school

1743
01:22:47,265 --> 01:22:48,966
everything, all right?
Everything.

1744
01:22:49,033 --> 01:22:50,934
No way.

1745
01:22:51,002 --> 01:22:52,082
The Dice Man's going to say

1746
01:22:52,136 --> 01:22:53,971
that we're part of the scam.

1747
01:22:54,038 --> 01:22:56,306
Phony student, phony father...

1748
01:22:56,374 --> 01:22:57,741
Real jail.

1749
01:22:57,808 --> 01:22:59,442
Don't look at me.
I did my part.

1750
01:22:59,510 --> 01:23:01,745
I took care of Muffy.
Muffy took care of Bif.

1751
01:23:01,812 --> 01:23:03,747
I did my part.
Just give me my diploma.

1752
01:23:03,814 --> 01:23:05,749
Yeah, well, you know what?
I'm through.

1753
01:23:05,816 --> 01:23:07,084
I'm finished, all right?

1754
01:23:07,151 --> 01:23:10,921
You have been treating me
like dog shit, Mr. Bmoc,

1755
01:23:10,989 --> 01:23:11,922
and you haven't been
very nice, either,

1756
01:23:11,990 --> 01:23:13,257
you know, Palmer?

1757
01:23:13,324 --> 01:23:14,858
I'm rich. I don't
have to be nice.

1758
01:23:16,995 --> 01:23:19,329
Don't sound so depressing.

1759
01:23:19,397 --> 01:23:20,430
Ok?

1760
01:23:20,498 --> 01:23:22,966
It's depressing.

1761
01:23:29,273 --> 01:23:30,273
Eddie?

1762
01:23:31,408 --> 01:23:32,342
What are you doing?

1763
01:23:32,409 --> 01:23:34,477
I can't sleep.

1764
01:23:34,545 --> 01:23:36,880
I'm gonna see Tracy.

1765
01:23:36,948 --> 01:23:38,115
Ohh.

1766
01:23:39,751 --> 01:23:40,884
Ohh!
What, what?

1767
01:23:40,952 --> 01:23:42,786
Is there a party?
What? I'll go.

1768
01:23:42,854 --> 01:23:44,755
Come on, come on.

1769
01:23:44,822 --> 01:23:46,222
Can I have a refill
on this, please?

1770
01:23:50,762 --> 01:23:52,462
♪ <i>Takin' the brakes off</i> ♪

1771
01:23:52,529 --> 01:23:54,397
♪ <i>Yeah</i> ♪

1772
01:23:54,465 --> 01:23:56,166
♪ <i>Takin' the brakes off</i> ♪

1773
01:23:56,234 --> 01:23:57,167
Hey, wait!

1774
01:23:57,235 --> 01:23:59,770
Are you nuts?
Are you crazy?

1775
01:23:59,837 --> 01:24:01,037
You're stealing Bif's car!

1776
01:24:01,105 --> 01:24:02,505
So what?

1777
01:24:02,573 --> 01:24:04,017
Is this just
a harmless campus hijink?

1778
01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:05,776
I mean, I'm in
no personal danger, am I?

1779
01:24:05,843 --> 01:24:07,454
Look, Eddie, you could
be expelled for this.

1780
01:24:07,478 --> 01:24:09,146
I'm scared!
We're going to crash!

1781
01:24:09,213 --> 01:24:10,881
We're going to die!
I'm scared!

1782
01:24:10,948 --> 01:24:12,916
I don't want to die!
It hurts to die!

1783
01:24:12,984 --> 01:24:14,517
I'm scared!
We're going to crash!

1784
01:24:14,585 --> 01:24:16,486
Will you shut up?

1785
01:24:17,688 --> 01:24:19,022
Oh, my God,
we're going to crash!

1786
01:24:20,291 --> 01:24:21,491
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1787
01:24:21,558 --> 01:24:22,959
There. There.

1788
01:24:23,027 --> 01:24:24,360
I arranged a crash for you.

1789
01:24:24,428 --> 01:24:26,496
Ok? So there's nothing
more to be afraid of.

1790
01:24:26,563 --> 01:24:28,999
My God, it was zero G's
there for a minute.

1791
01:24:29,066 --> 01:24:33,403
♪ <i>Lead all the rats tomorrow</i> ♪

1792
01:24:33,470 --> 01:24:34,570
Oh, my God!

1793
01:24:34,638 --> 01:24:37,507
Now the Hoovers are going
to kill us, too.

1794
01:24:37,574 --> 01:24:39,342
♪ <i>Takin' the brakes off</i> ♪

1795
01:24:39,410 --> 01:24:41,377
My parents-my parents
are going to kill me!

1796
01:24:41,445 --> 01:24:43,446
My little sister,
she's going to kill me!

1797
01:24:43,514 --> 01:24:46,449
Seven years of prep school
down the tubes.

1798
01:24:46,517 --> 01:24:47,583
God.
Oh, my God.

1799
01:24:47,651 --> 01:24:49,052
Oh, my God.

1800
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:50,287
Ngh!

1801
01:24:51,622 --> 01:24:53,957
You're unstable, aren't you?

1802
01:24:54,025 --> 01:24:54,958
Let's get out of here.

1803
01:24:55,026 --> 01:24:56,459
Please take me back.
You're crazy.

1804
01:24:56,527 --> 01:24:58,327
I don't want to be here.
I don't like it here.

1805
01:24:58,362 --> 01:25:00,163
Then leave.
I'm gonna see Tracy.

1806
01:25:00,231 --> 01:25:01,164
It's 3:00
in the morning.

1807
01:25:01,232 --> 01:25:03,800
What is she, a fucking vampire?

1808
01:25:03,868 --> 01:25:04,912
You think she'll talk to you

1809
01:25:04,936 --> 01:25:06,446
because you throw a rock
through her window?

1810
01:25:06,470 --> 01:25:07,403
Well, she isn't
going to talk to me

1811
01:25:07,471 --> 01:25:08,849
after Dice and Nicky
swindle the school.

1812
01:25:08,873 --> 01:25:11,074
You want to wake her up?
I'll wake her up.

1813
01:25:11,142 --> 01:25:12,876
Ngh!

1814
01:25:13,945 --> 01:25:15,545
No, no! Shh, shh!

1815
01:25:15,612 --> 01:25:17,247
Hey, honey,

1816
01:25:17,315 --> 01:25:18,315
yo!

1817
01:25:19,917 --> 01:25:21,117
What are you doing?

1818
01:25:21,185 --> 01:25:22,252
Aah!

1819
01:25:23,387 --> 01:25:26,556
Hey, what are you doing here?

1820
01:25:26,623 --> 01:25:28,325
I live here, remember?

1821
01:25:28,392 --> 01:25:29,536
I couldn't sleep, so I decided

1822
01:25:29,560 --> 01:25:31,427
to take a walk around my house.

1823
01:25:31,495 --> 01:25:32,628
Well, that is terrific,

1824
01:25:32,696 --> 01:25:34,264
because I couldn't
sleep, either.

1825
01:25:34,332 --> 01:25:36,266
Listen, I've been
calling you all day.

1826
01:25:36,334 --> 01:25:37,500
We have to talk.

1827
01:25:37,568 --> 01:25:38,701
No.

1828
01:25:38,769 --> 01:25:40,113
If I would've wanted
to talk to you,

1829
01:25:40,137 --> 01:25:41,071
I would've.

1830
01:25:41,138 --> 01:25:42,249
Now, would you please go away?

1831
01:25:42,273 --> 01:25:43,974
No. Listen,
listen, listen.

1832
01:25:44,041 --> 01:25:45,441
I stole a car.

1833
01:25:45,509 --> 01:25:46,943
I-I skipped off campus.

1834
01:25:47,011 --> 01:25:48,444
I drove across your lawn.

1835
01:25:48,512 --> 01:25:49,913
I mean, that's worth five minutes.

1836
01:25:49,981 --> 01:25:50,981
Excuse me.

1837
01:25:51,048 --> 01:25:52,048
Excuse me.

1838
01:25:52,083 --> 01:25:53,327
You wouldn't mind
if I went in the house,

1839
01:25:53,351 --> 01:25:55,585
made myself a sandwich,
got a little coffee, would ya?

1840
01:25:56,921 --> 01:26:00,023
I didn't think
you would. Thank you.

1841
01:26:00,091 --> 01:26:01,457
Come on.

1842
01:26:07,498 --> 01:26:10,433
Well, I guess I'll just
stay and watch the car.

1843
01:26:10,501 --> 01:26:15,071
I'm just asking
you to hear me out.

1844
01:26:15,139 --> 01:26:17,007
So you're going to sit here,

1845
01:26:17,074 --> 01:26:18,151
and you're going
to listen to me.

1846
01:26:18,175 --> 01:26:20,911
There is nothing you can say.

1847
01:26:20,978 --> 01:26:22,789
Look, I saw you with
Muffy again the other day.

1848
01:26:22,813 --> 01:26:24,381
Oh, come on, that's Muffy.

1849
01:26:24,448 --> 01:26:25,581
I can explain that.

1850
01:26:25,649 --> 01:26:27,951
No.
It's not that.

1851
01:26:28,019 --> 01:26:29,886
It's you.

1852
01:26:29,954 --> 01:26:31,955
What you are and
what I thought you were

1853
01:26:32,023 --> 01:26:33,556
are two completely
different things.

1854
01:26:36,127 --> 01:26:38,461
I guess it's my fault.

1855
01:26:38,529 --> 01:26:39,639
I've been looking for something

1856
01:26:39,663 --> 01:26:41,131
that wasn't even there.

1857
01:26:41,198 --> 01:26:43,199
You think that
this has changed me,

1858
01:26:43,267 --> 01:26:44,634
right?
Yes.

1859
01:26:44,701 --> 01:26:45,902
Well, you're wrong.

1860
01:26:45,970 --> 01:26:49,039
I don't even know you anymore.

1861
01:26:49,106 --> 01:26:52,309
God, that makes me so sad.

1862
01:26:52,376 --> 01:26:53,310
Tracy.

1863
01:26:53,377 --> 01:26:54,744
Tracy, don't go.

1864
01:27:10,294 --> 01:27:11,294
Uhh.

1865
01:27:12,363 --> 01:27:13,729
How'd it go?

1866
01:27:14,898 --> 01:27:15,898
Ah.

1867
01:27:15,933 --> 01:27:18,368
Uhh.

1868
01:27:18,436 --> 01:27:20,236
Great BLT.

1869
01:27:20,304 --> 01:27:21,748
I think the mayonnaise
is a little funny.

1870
01:27:21,772 --> 01:27:23,073
I hallucinated I saw that guy

1871
01:27:23,140 --> 01:27:24,217
who looked like Boris Karloff

1872
01:27:24,241 --> 01:27:25,442
in there again.

1873
01:27:25,509 --> 01:27:27,043
Shit!

1874
01:27:27,111 --> 01:27:28,345
Mmm.

1875
01:27:28,412 --> 01:27:29,946
Boy, I tell you,
that sexual tension

1876
01:27:30,014 --> 01:27:30,947
is murder, man.

1877
01:27:31,015 --> 01:27:33,316
It'll scar you for life.

1878
01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:37,920
What, are we walking back?

1879
01:27:37,989 --> 01:27:39,722
We're walking back?

1880
01:27:39,790 --> 01:27:42,158
Can't you steal another car?

1881
01:27:44,561 --> 01:27:45,872
Mr. Harriman,
I swear to you,

1882
01:27:45,896 --> 01:27:47,130
I don't know how it got there.

1883
01:27:47,198 --> 01:27:49,665
I parked it in the lot,

1884
01:27:49,733 --> 01:27:50,733
I went up to my room,

1885
01:27:50,767 --> 01:27:52,535
and I studied diligently
all night.

1886
01:27:52,603 --> 01:27:55,005
Don't make me puke, Hamilton.

1887
01:27:55,072 --> 01:27:56,672
All I know is, it's your car,

1888
01:27:56,740 --> 01:27:58,008
it was the Hoovers' yard,

1889
01:27:58,075 --> 01:27:59,409
and you're expelled.

1890
01:27:59,477 --> 01:28:00,843
But, sir, I...

1891
01:28:00,911 --> 01:28:02,012
You're expelled.

1892
01:28:02,079 --> 01:28:03,746
Get out of here.

1893
01:28:03,814 --> 01:28:05,048
<i>Moi?</i>

1894
01:28:05,116 --> 01:28:07,017
Expelled?

1895
01:28:07,084 --> 01:28:08,684
Aw, but...

1896
01:28:18,162 --> 01:28:19,762
I had plans.

1897
01:28:19,830 --> 01:28:22,932
I can't go to summer school.

1898
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:26,269
I don't know anybody
who goes to summer school.

1899
01:28:26,337 --> 01:28:27,803
All right.

1900
01:28:33,144 --> 01:28:35,778
Take a hike, Gumby.

1901
01:28:35,846 --> 01:28:37,313
Hey, nice dress.

1902
01:28:37,381 --> 01:28:39,449
If I knew they turned you
into a freak of nature,

1903
01:28:39,517 --> 01:28:40,717
I would've made you a dicette.

1904
01:28:40,751 --> 01:28:41,951
Had I known about your scam...

1905
01:28:42,019 --> 01:28:44,620
You would've done exactly
what you're doing now...

1906
01:28:44,688 --> 01:28:45,788
Cooperating.

1907
01:28:45,856 --> 01:28:47,501
I didn't want anything
to do with this, Eddie.

1908
01:28:47,525 --> 01:28:50,893
But he did not want to
jeopardize our friendship.

1909
01:28:50,961 --> 01:28:52,295
Look...

1910
01:28:52,363 --> 01:28:53,763
We'll all prosper.

1911
01:28:53,830 --> 01:28:55,542
What do you care about
these people, anyway?

1912
01:28:55,566 --> 01:28:56,799
If they knew who you were,

1913
01:28:56,867 --> 01:28:57,977
you couldn't kiss their ass.

1914
01:28:58,001 --> 01:28:59,769
He's right, Eddie.
He's right.

1915
01:28:59,836 --> 01:29:02,038
I'm always right.

1916
01:29:02,106 --> 01:29:03,440
I'm ingeniousal.

1917
01:29:06,910 --> 01:29:08,244
Whew.

1918
01:29:08,312 --> 01:29:10,947
Kid's got an attitude.

1919
01:29:11,014 --> 01:29:12,515
Yeah, he's got an attitude.

1920
01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:13,616
Shut up.

1921
01:29:15,419 --> 01:29:17,320
Do you have any drugs?

1922
01:29:28,265 --> 01:29:29,699
Mr. Woodrow.

1923
01:29:29,766 --> 01:29:31,000
Uh...

1924
01:29:32,303 --> 01:29:35,071
Ha ha ha!

1925
01:29:35,139 --> 01:29:37,440
Mr. Woodrow. Mr. Woodrow,
I'm delighted to see you.

1926
01:29:37,508 --> 01:29:39,152
Why don't you come this way
to the auditorium

1927
01:29:39,176 --> 01:29:40,310
where we can talk?

1928
01:29:47,451 --> 01:29:50,753
Excuse me. Are you
the gentleman they call Dice?

1929
01:29:50,821 --> 01:29:52,522
No, I'm the tooth fairy.

1930
01:29:52,590 --> 01:29:53,889
Yeah, I'm Dice.
Who are you?

1931
01:29:53,957 --> 01:29:56,292
I drive for
the real Mr. Woodrow.

1932
01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:57,594
Ahem.

1933
01:29:57,661 --> 01:29:59,862
Yeah? What's that
supposed to mean to me?

1934
01:29:59,930 --> 01:30:02,132
Mr. Woodrow can explain.

1935
01:30:02,199 --> 01:30:03,676
Unless you'd prefer
to have the authorities

1936
01:30:03,700 --> 01:30:04,967
do the explaining.

1937
01:30:05,035 --> 01:30:06,035
That's all right.

1938
01:30:41,905 --> 01:30:44,807
When I have my diploma, <i>mon ami.</i>

1939
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:52,114
Well, it's hard for me
to believe...

1940
01:30:52,183 --> 01:30:54,551
Another school year past,

1941
01:30:54,618 --> 01:30:56,986
another Hoover class
graduating...

1942
01:30:57,054 --> 01:30:59,021
Pretty outrageous
disguise, eh, guys?

1943
01:30:59,089 --> 01:31:01,558
Sort of <i>rive gauche,</i>
don't you think, huh?

1944
01:31:01,625 --> 01:31:04,260
If Muffy recognizes me,
I'm dead meat.

1945
01:31:04,328 --> 01:31:05,528
Preparation...

1946
01:31:05,596 --> 01:31:07,129
Preparation to deal with

1947
01:31:07,198 --> 01:31:08,831
those less fortunate
than ourselves,

1948
01:31:08,899 --> 01:31:10,600
that great mass of people.

1949
01:31:12,035 --> 01:31:13,936
Your dirty little scam

1950
01:31:14,004 --> 01:31:15,471
ends today,

1951
01:31:15,539 --> 01:31:17,407
and I will personally
take care of

1952
01:31:17,474 --> 01:31:20,677
that wacko hot dog salesman
impersonating me

1953
01:31:20,744 --> 01:31:23,779
and that punk
impersonating my son.

1954
01:31:23,847 --> 01:31:25,281
'Cause as I see it,

1955
01:31:25,349 --> 01:31:27,650
you're the little fish
in this scam.

1956
01:31:27,718 --> 01:31:29,785
They're the brains.

1957
01:31:29,853 --> 01:31:31,354
Oh, yes, sir.

1958
01:31:31,422 --> 01:31:32,422
As a matter of fact,

1959
01:31:32,456 --> 01:31:34,190
they had me sucked
into this whole thing

1960
01:31:34,258 --> 01:31:36,226
before I even knew
what was going on.

1961
01:31:36,293 --> 01:31:39,262
I mean, I'm a song-
and-dance man by trade.

1962
01:31:39,330 --> 01:31:42,665
This tomfoolery
doesn't hold water with me.

1963
01:31:42,733 --> 01:31:44,900
Randall Weatherby.

1964
01:31:46,803 --> 01:31:48,504
Palmer E. Woodrow.

1965
01:31:50,073 --> 01:31:52,675
Hobart Yarborough.

1966
01:31:52,743 --> 01:31:54,777
And last but not least,

1967
01:31:54,845 --> 01:31:56,379
Edmund Zucchini.

1968
01:31:56,447 --> 01:31:58,047
Excuse me. Zuchini.

1969
01:31:58,115 --> 01:32:01,984
I speak for all of us here
when I say we're darn proud.

1970
01:32:02,052 --> 01:32:03,219
Ha ha. Darn proud.

1971
01:32:03,287 --> 01:32:05,888
You've had a Hoover education,

1972
01:32:05,956 --> 01:32:09,091
and a Hoover education
is an expensive education,

1973
01:32:09,159 --> 01:32:11,060
and that's worth something.

1974
01:32:11,128 --> 01:32:12,662
Now it gives us great pleasure

1975
01:32:12,730 --> 01:32:15,131
to introduce
Mr. Thorndike Hoover

1976
01:32:15,198 --> 01:32:19,302
to present this year's
annual Hoover Memorial Award.

1977
01:32:19,370 --> 01:32:20,403
Thorndike.

1978
01:32:20,471 --> 01:32:21,971
Thank you.

1979
01:32:27,878 --> 01:32:31,247
Well, this certainly is
an exciting moment, isn't it?

1980
01:32:31,315 --> 01:32:33,483
I want to save my family

1981
01:32:33,550 --> 01:32:34,717
further embarrassment.

1982
01:32:34,785 --> 01:32:37,019
To do that, you disappear.

1983
01:32:37,087 --> 01:32:39,355
We understand each other?

1984
01:32:39,423 --> 01:32:40,790
Oh, yes, sir.

1985
01:32:40,857 --> 01:32:42,892
If you interfere,

1986
01:32:42,959 --> 01:32:45,027
things could become unpleasant.

1987
01:32:49,667 --> 01:32:51,434
Here's your ticket.

1988
01:32:51,502 --> 01:32:54,704
You take your song-and-
dance act on the road.

1989
01:32:56,340 --> 01:32:58,007
You like Al Pacino?

1990
01:32:58,074 --> 01:32:59,074
Watch this.

1991
01:33:00,844 --> 01:33:03,112
I'm dyin' over here.

1992
01:33:03,180 --> 01:33:06,382
I can't take it.
Everybody's comin' down at me.

1993
01:33:08,018 --> 01:33:10,553
Oh, he doesn't like Pacino.

1994
01:33:12,889 --> 01:33:16,225
How was I to know
he didn't like Pacino?

1995
01:33:18,061 --> 01:33:20,563
Have a nice flight, jerk-off.

1996
01:33:20,631 --> 01:33:21,798
Ha ha ha.

1997
01:33:26,002 --> 01:33:29,238
But enough of
my World War II experiences.

1998
01:33:29,306 --> 01:33:33,376
It-it's time for this most
important announcement.

1999
01:33:33,444 --> 01:33:34,977
It gives me great pleasure

2000
01:33:35,045 --> 01:33:37,213
to announce
this year's recipient

2001
01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:39,649
of the Hoover Memorial Award.

2002
01:33:39,717 --> 01:33:42,151
Mr. Palmer Woodrow.

2003
01:34:16,587 --> 01:34:19,389
I'd like to, uh,
thank Mr. Hoover

2004
01:34:19,456 --> 01:34:22,258
and, uh, the Board of Trustees

2005
01:34:22,325 --> 01:34:23,726
and, uh...

2006
01:34:23,794 --> 01:34:28,097
Uh, the entire faculty here
at Hoover Academy.

2007
01:34:28,164 --> 01:34:31,834
Uh, this award
means a lot to me.

2008
01:34:31,902 --> 01:34:35,705
Um, more than I think
any of you can imagine,

2009
01:34:35,773 --> 01:34:38,974
because for the first time
in my life,

2010
01:34:39,042 --> 01:34:41,277
I did something
that a lot of people,

2011
01:34:41,344 --> 01:34:42,879
including myself,

2012
01:34:42,946 --> 01:34:45,848
didn't think I could do.

2013
01:34:45,916 --> 01:34:48,951
And, uh,
that makes me very proud.

2014
01:34:50,954 --> 01:34:53,122
Thank you.

2015
01:35:05,636 --> 01:35:07,603
I just got one more thing.

2016
01:35:11,942 --> 01:35:13,609
Um...

2017
01:35:13,677 --> 01:35:16,612
We're gonna see what
kind of sense of humor

2018
01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:17,847
you guys have.

2019
01:35:21,351 --> 01:35:24,587
You know how when
I said before how, uh...

2020
01:35:24,655 --> 01:35:26,255
Proud I was, you know,

2021
01:35:26,323 --> 01:35:27,600
'cause for the first time
in my life

2022
01:35:27,624 --> 01:35:28,825
I didn't screw up?

2023
01:35:31,428 --> 01:35:33,763
Well, that's not-
that's not the whole truth.

2024
01:35:33,831 --> 01:35:36,332
See, I did screw up.

2025
01:35:36,399 --> 01:35:38,568
He didn't say anything to me.

2026
01:35:38,635 --> 01:35:40,503
Um, I forgot who I was.

2027
01:35:42,005 --> 01:35:43,405
And when I did that,

2028
01:35:43,474 --> 01:35:46,909
I hurt the most important
person in my life.

2029
01:35:46,977 --> 01:35:50,780
It was the one person
who could have said, uh...

2030
01:35:50,848 --> 01:35:53,382
"Hey, you know,

2031
01:35:53,450 --> 01:35:55,751
"I don't care if you're,
uh, Palmer Woodrow

2032
01:35:55,819 --> 01:35:57,787
or Eddie Keaton."

2033
01:35:59,556 --> 01:36:01,691
Because, uh...

2034
01:36:01,758 --> 01:36:03,392
Um...

2035
01:36:04,995 --> 01:36:06,762
Here's the joke. Ha.

2036
01:36:08,799 --> 01:36:10,099
That's who I am.

2037
01:36:11,334 --> 01:36:13,903
I'm, uh, I'm Eddie Keaton

2038
01:36:13,971 --> 01:36:16,639
from Jersey.

2039
01:36:16,707 --> 01:36:20,676
I was, uh, I was hired

2040
01:36:20,744 --> 01:36:22,545
to play Palmer Woodrow.

2041
01:36:22,613 --> 01:36:25,314
I did a good job, too.

2042
01:36:25,382 --> 01:36:29,585
I did. Uh... I got
a cashier's check, uh...

2043
01:36:30,854 --> 01:36:33,288
A red Porsche.

2044
01:36:33,356 --> 01:36:36,993
I'm the kind of guy that,
uh, most of you people

2045
01:36:37,060 --> 01:36:38,394
wouldn't let into your house.

2046
01:36:41,331 --> 01:36:42,532
And, uh...

2047
01:36:44,635 --> 01:36:46,636
And this guy, here,

2048
01:36:46,703 --> 01:36:51,607
the one who's gonna give
all the money to the school,

2049
01:36:51,675 --> 01:36:54,577
he's, uh, he's a hot dog vendor
in my neighborhood.

2050
01:36:54,645 --> 01:36:56,478
What?

2051
01:36:56,547 --> 01:37:02,384
And his business manager,
he's my bookie.

2052
01:37:04,087 --> 01:37:05,087
No!

2053
01:37:05,155 --> 01:37:06,422
Oh, no!

2054
01:37:08,992 --> 01:37:11,027
Well...

2055
01:37:11,094 --> 01:37:15,164
I don't know about all you,
but, uh, I feel great. Ha.

2056
01:37:15,231 --> 01:37:18,200
So if you still want
to give out these awards,

2057
01:37:18,268 --> 01:37:19,869
I think maybe
you should give one

2058
01:37:19,937 --> 01:37:22,104
to the real Palmer Woodrow.

2059
01:37:22,172 --> 01:37:24,040
He's, uh, he's right here.

2060
01:37:24,107 --> 01:37:26,442
There in the fourth row.

2061
01:37:26,509 --> 01:37:27,877
I think you'll like him a lot.

2062
01:37:29,947 --> 01:37:32,448
An award? For little old me?

2063
01:37:32,515 --> 01:37:34,450
Swell. Talk about
making a guy

2064
01:37:34,517 --> 01:37:36,151
feel like part of the team.

2065
01:37:36,219 --> 01:37:37,152
This is-thanks, Eddie.

2066
01:37:37,220 --> 01:37:38,821
Remind me to send you
a Christmas bomb.

2067
01:37:38,889 --> 01:37:39,989
Thanks a lot for this.

2068
01:37:40,057 --> 01:37:41,958
Uh, it'll look great in my cell,

2069
01:37:42,025 --> 01:37:44,159
and we'll see you
next year at graduation.

2070
01:37:44,227 --> 01:37:46,295
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

2071
01:37:54,938 --> 01:37:57,372
How could you let a thing
like this happen?

2072
01:37:57,440 --> 01:37:58,574
I-I'm sorry, mother.

2073
01:37:58,642 --> 01:37:59,842
You're an idiot.

2074
01:37:59,910 --> 01:38:01,010
Yes, mother.

2075
01:38:04,781 --> 01:38:07,116
There they are.
There they are!

2076
01:38:07,183 --> 01:38:08,684
Aah! Aah!

2077
01:38:08,752 --> 01:38:10,552
Hey, look who I found.

2078
01:38:10,621 --> 01:38:12,622
My favorite woman
in the whole world.

2079
01:38:12,689 --> 01:38:14,490
You didn't have me
fooled for a minute.

2080
01:38:14,557 --> 01:38:16,291
Favorite woman?

2081
01:38:16,359 --> 01:38:18,494
She's a phony, snooty
gold digger.

2082
01:38:18,561 --> 01:38:19,629
I know.
Isn't she great?

2083
01:38:19,696 --> 01:38:20,830
We can talk to each other.

2084
01:38:20,897 --> 01:38:23,933
Aah ooh! Let go of me!
I'll kill 'em!

2085
01:38:24,001 --> 01:38:26,902
I'll kill 'em.
I'll kill 'em.

2086
01:38:26,970 --> 01:38:28,838
I'll kill 'em.
I'll k...

2087
01:38:28,905 --> 01:38:30,572
I just don't know
which one to kill first.

2088
01:38:30,641 --> 01:38:32,942
Tactical faux pas,
you blithering idiot.

2089
01:38:33,010 --> 01:38:34,610
This diploma
unlocks my trust fund,

2090
01:38:34,678 --> 01:38:36,912
and I can be very
generous if I want to.

2091
01:38:36,980 --> 01:38:38,213
I'm that kind of a guy.

2092
01:38:38,281 --> 01:38:39,548
I'll kill 'em!
I'll kill 'em!

2093
01:38:39,616 --> 01:38:40,850
Take him away.

2094
01:38:40,917 --> 01:38:42,518
This is the most
embarrassing day

2095
01:38:42,585 --> 01:38:43,919
in Hoover history.

2096
01:38:43,987 --> 01:38:45,621
Well, it's certainly
embarrassing for me.

2097
01:38:45,689 --> 01:38:47,256
Imagine some impostor.

2098
01:38:47,323 --> 01:38:49,191
Money?

2099
01:38:49,259 --> 01:38:51,193
This is what it's all about?

2100
01:38:51,261 --> 01:38:53,195
Well, I'll just
endorse this check

2101
01:38:53,263 --> 01:38:55,531
over to Hoover Academy.

2102
01:38:55,598 --> 01:38:56,866
Anyone have a pen?

2103
01:38:56,933 --> 01:38:58,300
Yeah.

2104
01:38:58,368 --> 01:39:00,169
Hey!

2105
01:39:00,236 --> 01:39:01,236
Oh.

2106
01:39:05,842 --> 01:39:07,309
Ha ha.

2107
01:39:12,049 --> 01:39:13,415
What?

2108
01:39:13,483 --> 01:39:15,084
Am I a total idiot?

2109
01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:19,555
I earned this money.

2110
01:39:20,791 --> 01:39:25,094
And I am going to enjoy it.

2111
01:39:25,162 --> 01:39:27,362
Aah! Aah!

2112
01:39:27,430 --> 01:39:29,498
Aah! I'll kill 'im!

2113
01:39:29,566 --> 01:39:31,144
Well, don't look at me.
I'm going to rio.

2114
01:39:31,168 --> 01:39:32,401
Call you when I get back.

2115
01:39:32,468 --> 01:39:33,980
Come on, Rand.
This guy's my best friend.

2116
01:39:34,004 --> 01:39:35,004
I'm his only friend.

2117
01:39:35,038 --> 01:39:35,971
Come on, Muff.

2118
01:39:36,039 --> 01:39:39,141
Come on, Tracy. Tracy!

2119
01:39:40,711 --> 01:39:42,945
Palmer? Wait!

2120
01:39:43,013 --> 01:39:45,380
No! Palmer!

2121
01:39:45,448 --> 01:39:46,448
Eddie!

2122
01:39:46,482 --> 01:39:47,817
Tracy!

2123
01:39:47,884 --> 01:39:49,351
Eddie, wait!

2124
01:39:52,288 --> 01:39:53,288
So, uh...

2125
01:39:53,356 --> 01:39:55,290
How's tricks?

2126
01:39:58,929 --> 01:40:00,662
Are you sure?

2127
01:40:00,731 --> 01:40:02,698
I mean, I'm not exactly, uh,

2128
01:40:02,766 --> 01:40:04,299
Mr. Alligator shirt,
you know.

2129
01:40:29,192 --> 01:40:30,692
♪ <i>Waking up</i> ♪

2130
01:40:30,761 --> 01:40:33,062
♪ <i>To the sound</i> ♪

2131
01:40:33,130 --> 01:40:35,831
♪ <i>That life is beating</i> ♪

2132
01:40:35,899 --> 01:40:37,566
♪ <i>To the drum</i> ♪

2133
01:40:37,634 --> 01:40:39,902
♪ <i>Heaven bound</i> ♪

2134
01:40:39,970 --> 01:40:41,737
♪ <i>There's no defeating</i> ♪

2135
01:40:41,805 --> 01:40:43,438
♪ <i>Straight ahead</i> ♪

2136
01:40:43,506 --> 01:40:44,774
♪ <i>Movin' up</i> ♪

2137
01:40:46,442 --> 01:40:48,110
♪ <i>So don't mind me</i> ♪

2138
01:40:48,178 --> 01:40:50,079
♪ <i>If you think it's strange</i> ♪

2139
01:40:50,147 --> 01:40:53,149
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2140
01:40:53,216 --> 01:40:54,850
♪ <i>I'm next in line</i> ♪

2141
01:40:54,918 --> 01:40:56,919
♪ <i>Yeah, it's gonna change</i> ♪

2142
01:40:56,987 --> 01:40:58,788
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2143
01:41:06,029 --> 01:41:07,596
♪ <i>Shake it up</i> ♪

2144
01:41:07,664 --> 01:41:09,999
♪ <i>Take your stand</i> ♪

2145
01:41:10,066 --> 01:41:13,368
♪ <i>'Cause life could throw you</i> ♪

2146
01:41:13,436 --> 01:41:16,672
♪ <i>Oh, unexpected plans</i> ♪

2147
01:41:16,739 --> 01:41:18,674
♪ <i>Don't be surprised</i> ♪

2148
01:41:18,741 --> 01:41:20,242
♪ <i>Here's a word</i> ♪

2149
01:41:20,310 --> 01:41:23,312
♪ <i>To the wise, yeah</i> ♪

2150
01:41:23,379 --> 01:41:25,281
♪ <i>Oh, don't mind me</i> ♪

2151
01:41:25,348 --> 01:41:27,082
♪ <i>If you think it's strange</i> ♪

2152
01:41:27,150 --> 01:41:29,885
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2153
01:41:29,953 --> 01:41:31,787
♪ <i>I'm next in line</i> ♪

2154
01:41:31,855 --> 01:41:33,722
♪ <i>Yeah, it's gonna change</i> ♪

2155
01:41:33,790 --> 01:41:36,658
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2156
01:41:36,726 --> 01:41:38,460
♪ <i>Your life's a dance</i> ♪

2157
01:41:38,528 --> 01:41:40,395
♪ <i>Gotta take a chance</i> ♪

2158
01:41:40,463 --> 01:41:42,231
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2159
01:41:50,740 --> 01:41:52,908
♪ <i>Ooh, yeah</i> ♪

2160
01:41:52,976 --> 01:41:54,076
♪ <i>Yes</i> ♪

2161
01:42:07,557 --> 01:42:10,659
♪ <i>Aah, yeah!</i> ♪

2162
01:42:10,727 --> 01:42:12,094
♪ <i>Don't mind me</i> ♪

2163
01:42:12,162 --> 01:42:13,996
♪ <i>If you think it's strange</i> ♪

2164
01:42:14,064 --> 01:42:16,966
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2165
01:42:17,033 --> 01:42:18,901
♪ <i>I'm next in line</i> ♪

2166
01:42:18,969 --> 01:42:20,702
♪ <i>Yeah, it's gonna change</i> ♪

2167
01:42:20,770 --> 01:42:22,571
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2168
01:42:29,846 --> 01:42:31,413
♪ <i>Shake it up</i> ♪

2169
01:42:31,481 --> 01:42:33,815
♪ <i>Take your stand</i> ♪

2170
01:42:33,884 --> 01:42:36,919
♪ <i>'Cause life could throw you</i> ♪

2171
01:42:36,987 --> 01:42:40,356
♪ <i>Oh, unexpected plans</i> ♪

2172
01:42:40,423 --> 01:42:42,358
♪ <i>Don't be surprised</i> ♪

2173
01:42:42,425 --> 01:42:43,993
♪ <i>Here's a word</i> ♪

2174
01:42:44,060 --> 01:42:46,962
♪ <i>To the wise, yeah</i> ♪

2175
01:42:47,030 --> 01:42:49,031
♪ <i>Oh, don't mind me</i> ♪

2176
01:42:49,099 --> 01:42:50,832
♪ <i>If you think it's strange</i> ♪

2177
01:42:50,901 --> 01:42:53,702
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2178
01:42:53,770 --> 01:42:55,771
♪ <i>I'm next in line</i> ♪

2179
01:42:55,838 --> 01:42:57,606
♪ <i>Yeah, it's gonna change</i> ♪

2180
01:42:57,673 --> 01:42:59,508
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2181
01:43:00,643 --> 01:43:02,211
♪ <i>Your life's a dance</i> ♪

2182
01:43:02,279 --> 01:43:04,113
♪ <i>Gotta take a chance</i> ♪

2183
01:43:04,180 --> 01:43:06,215
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2184
01:43:07,683 --> 01:43:10,252
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2185
01:43:10,320 --> 01:43:14,223
♪ <i>Oh, livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2186
01:43:14,291 --> 01:43:22,291
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2187
01:43:31,274 --> 01:43:33,608
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2188
01:43:33,676 --> 01:43:37,813
♪ <i>I like livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2189
01:43:37,880 --> 01:43:39,915
♪ <i>Livin' on the edge</i> ♪

2190
01:43:40,305 --> 01:44:40,578
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