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The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour.

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So...

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What about Rita? Your
dad ran off with her

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Maybe they came back to England.

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Give it a rest. You're
volunteering at an haulage company.

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I've made a business plan.

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It'll make our wedding
fund back by Christmas.

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"Mr Campbell, you can't
work on the shop floor."

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"24 hours...

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or wee Glen gets the photo."

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It's a warning, Lee. Someone
don't want us to find him

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It's on, Dad.

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We're coming for ya.

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Thank you.

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Glen...

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Your presents have arrived.

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What's that?

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Morning. Erm, you're up early.

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Well, brick through a window
makes a man vigilant, so...

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Mmm. Yeah. Right.

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Yeah, we're getting
that fixed. So, erm...

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What presents? Oh.

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Er... it's nothing.
Nothing?

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Yeah. No. Just erm...

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Just gifts for my
mum for her new flat.

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So, Glen's bought your mum
some presents for her new flat?

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Exactly. Yeah. Right, OK.

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Kirst?

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Where's the, er...

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What's all those? It's
your presents, Glen.

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My...? Er, yeah.
Yeah. Th-The gifts.

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For Sue. For mum.
For her new flat.

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You bought 'em.

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Did I? Yes! You-We
did. Remember?

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No. I don't remember.

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Why don't I remember?

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You need to get some
Omega-3 down you, mate

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cos, er, cognitive
decline is no joke.

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Oh! God.
Yeah, I do remember.

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Yeah. Sorry, it's, er, my-
Mind like a whatsit, thingy.

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Mmm.

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Well, I'll wait outside.

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Sorry, love.

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What with everything
going on, I forgot.

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You will be very sorry
later.

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I'm not quite
sure about... Oh!

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OK. No. Well, we
can return that.

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But the main thing
is we're doing it.

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Properly. Mmm. Why
is there a wig?

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Oh, it's for me to
build a character.

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I've GOT to build a
character, Glen. Do you?

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Yeah! You know, it's role play!

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Just-Just try it, love.
You might like it.

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Oh. Better go.

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Have a great first day. Yeah.

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Ooh. Mwah.
Say hi to Uncle Ron.

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♪ Take care of
business for me...

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Chastex hot cage...

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Ooh, crikey!

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♪ Take it from me,
take it from me ♪

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Lee, are we sure about
this? Cos it seems a bit-

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Calm down, Glenda.

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We're just looking for the
old man, nothing dangerous.

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Just a little mooch about,
that's all.Alright. Yep, yeah.

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Right.Yeah. You ready?

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Mmm. Oh, ahhh! Uh...

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I've just got to message
Aysha. You're the manager now.

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You can bunk off whenever you want.
Yeah, I'm not bunking off, Lee.

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I've taken a half day's compassionate
leave, actually, so... Wait, wait!

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Wait. Lee. Lee?

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Lee? OK. We'll say we're here to
speak to Rita Cusanelli. Right?

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Ask if she has any information about
Don Campbell. Say we're his sons.

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I'll say I'm Glen Campbell, you say-
Yeah, I know me fuckin' name, Glen.

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I want this doing right, Lee.

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This might be the last
chance we've got to find Dad.

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Just... follow my lead.

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Yeah?

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Erm, hi. Yes?

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Ah. Erm... We-We-

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We, erm... We're...

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We're doing a survey.
We're from the Council.

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Council? Yes, the council.

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You're Rita Cusanelli?
Glen...

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Show her your ID.

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We wanna know your thoughts
on potholes and that.

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So... why not?

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Allons-y, fellas.

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Shoes off. House rules.

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What the fuck are you doing,
Lee? This is like fraud, or-

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We're in, ain't we? Yeah but
what if she read my lanyard?

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Nobody reads the ID, Glen.
Especially not yours,

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"You're 5'5" in an M&S
cagoule. Alright, but what-

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Listen, she fuckin'
hates potholes.

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We're giving her a chance
to vent, alright? Right.

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How about I fix
you boys a drink?

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Dirty Martini? Oh. Er...

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It's quite early.
Oh! Dry Martini?

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No. I'm off the sauce.

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Fine. Just agua con
limone. Are you?

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Yeah. Cleaned up me act.

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Oh.

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Sorry. Fresh out of lemons.

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But who can tell the
bloody difference, hey?

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Yeah. So...

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Who are you? And
what do you want?

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Well, yeah, er, so, so, er,
potholes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You I might believe, but
Hairy Maclary here...

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Put a suit on a gorilla
and I'd be more convinced.

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So, what is this
all about, then?

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And if you're thinking of
pilfering my silverware,

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I should warn you,

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Tom Jones is looking after me.

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Hmm?

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Shh, shh.

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Why's he called Tom Jones?

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That man is our
finest entertainer.

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Oh, don't worry. He's
fine as long as I'm here.

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I know his safe command.

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One of Tom's greatest hits!

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Which one?

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Well, that would be
telling, wouldn't it?

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Erm... We're-We're-

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We're here looking
for Don. Don Campbell?

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Erm... It's family business.
We're his sons.

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Oh my God.

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We understand you were close.

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You look just like him.

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That neck, like a...

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Like a rolled ham.

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Er, sorry. So, er...
Did you live together?

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Cos we don't really know
where he went after Tenerife.

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Ancient history, boys.

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I'm afraid I rather
put him in a box.

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So've we, my darlin'.
We cremated the cunt.

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Turns out he ain't even
dead.

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So, we've got some
questions. Yeah.

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Don was my lover for a time.

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And then one morning,
I woke up, rolled over,

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and what do you know, he'd gone.

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There's still a duffle
bag of his somewhere.

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Mm-hmm.

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It's in the loft or the
garage, I can't remember.

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Where did he go? Don't know.

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You'd better ask
the Kelsoc crowd.

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I doubt he settled down.

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Couldn't find peace after
what happened. What happened?

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I think you boys
had better leave.

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H- Hang on, sorry- Look, I
can't stand around chatting.

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I've flooded my basement!

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Er... Washer dryer again.

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I should call a plumber. It's like
the fucking Ganges down there.

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Sorry, we- DON'T
fucking mess with me!

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No one's fuckin'
messin' with ya.

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We just want some intel. Yeah.

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Tom!

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Shall we just go? Let's-Yeah.

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Ciao, ragazzi.

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It's been a blast.

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If you turn to page nine,

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you'll see that cost-to-profit
is running at 6.3%,

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and I believe we can improve.

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I believe that, with your help,

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we can make big change.

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Talking to me?

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Oh, no. Sorry! Erm...

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First day of a new job,
so I'm just practising.

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Oh. Oh, right.

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Ah.

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You look the part. Mmm!

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Just like that, erm...

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Oh, what's her name?

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Deborah Meaden.

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But younger.
Oh. Do you know?

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That's exactly what
I was going for.

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How kind of you. Thank you.

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Thank you for that.
Yeah. Yeah.

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Lovely. Aww.

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Yeah. Lovely.

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Show us your feet.

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Oh.

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Oh, no!

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No. Absolutely not.

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No thank you at all.

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Fuck!

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Chill out, Stroppy
Giuseppe! Sorry.

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We just need to get
hold of that duffel bag.

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Now, she said it was in
the loft or the garage.

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What? D-Do you mean,
like, break in?

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She's got evidence of dad, Glen.
You wanna track him down or not?

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You go in the garage. Alright?

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There's a little side window.
Alright? You'll slip right in.

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OK. Mmm.

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If you find anything, you need
to let me know, give me a signal.

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I don't wanna be in there
any longer than I need to be.

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Signal? What signal?
I can do a bird noise.

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Shall I do a bird noise? I can
do a wood pigeon like...

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Just phone me.

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Oh, right. Yeah.

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Hello?

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Hi, there! I'm Kirsty Wallace.

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I'm here to-I know.

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I'm Pam. Sorry, Dan?

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Pam.

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As in Pamela.

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As in I am a woman.

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Yeah.

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Yes! No, yes.

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Well, absolutely.
Me too.

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What is it? The gay haircut?

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No, That's not a-Flat chest?

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I don't think that-I-Don't you?

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No, I think they
look love... ly.

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Wha-? Er, so sorry. Erm...

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Pam, could you help
me find my desk?

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Just because I'm gonna
drop my bag down,

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I- I'll find Ron if he's about,

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and just run him through the
business plan.

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Plan?

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Er, yes. Cost saving strategies,

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erm, some streamlining ideas.

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It's exciting stuff. Yeah.

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Hold that. Yeah.
OK. No problem.

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Right.

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Yep. Ooh. OK.

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I get it. Thank you.

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Listen, love. Yeah?

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I have been here since day dot,

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and you're not six foot through that
door and you wanna change things?

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No, no. No. Oh, no.
I didn't mean...

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There is no desk.

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Everything you need
is in the bog room.

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The bog room! Oh.

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The room with the bog in it?

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It's fuckin' filthy, mind.

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You might wanna give
it a wipe first.

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Right.

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Act... So-Sorry.

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Sorry, Pam. Er, I think- I think
we've got some crossed wires

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because erm...

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Lee?

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Lee?

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Lee!

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OK.

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"This is actually what
he won in the 1921-"

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Oi, Ron! That woman's here.

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She's brought a business plan.

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Oh, crikey. Keep
her busy, will ya?

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Oh.

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Found some more.

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OK.

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Good luck.

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Fuck.

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Ooh.

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Can I help you?

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I noticed that your
gutterin' was a bit loose.

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00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,760
My guttering is
fucking immaculate.

258
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,080
What?

259
00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,360
Help Yourself ♪

260
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,000
Oooooh... ♪ Love is
like candy on a shelf

261
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:28,760
♪ You want to taste
And help yourself

262
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,200
♪ The sweetest things
Are there for you

263
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,520
♪ Help yourself Ha!

264
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,040
♪ Take a few Oh.

265
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,920
Yes! ♪ That's what
I want you to do

266
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,600
♪ We're always told
repeatedly Pick up, Lee.

267
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,520
Fucking pick up, Lee.

268
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,000
♪ The very
best in life is free

269
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,080
♪ And if you
want to prove it's true

270
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,720
♪ Baby,
I'm telling you

271
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,040
♪ This is what you should do

272
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,160
Fuckin' 'ell!

273
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,360
Just help yourself

274
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,320
♪ To my lips, to
my arms

275
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,920
♪ Just say the word
And they're yours

276
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,000
It's Not Unusual! ♪
Just help yourself

277
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,920
She's A Lady! ♪ To
the love in my heart

278
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,440
Delilah! ♪ Your
smile has opened up the door

279
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,360
Green, Green Grass of
Home!

280
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,480
♪ The greatest wealth
that exists

281
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,160
Sex Bomb!

282
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,160
Ooh! Er, What's New, Pussycat?

283
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,240
Huh. Ahh!

284
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,160
Where the fuck were
ya?

285
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,440
I tried calling you. I
nearly got torn to shreds!

286
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,080
What?

287
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,600
Nothing.

288
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,200
Alright. What's in the bag?

289
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,080
There's not much. There's
an old video tape,

290
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,440
a shit load of chewing
gum, and then these.

291
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,520
Hang on, Kel. Kel. She
said that, didn't she?

292
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,280
K- Kelsoc? "Ask the Kelsoc lot."

293
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,120
This is it. This is next stop.

294
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,280
We need to find out
what this Kelsoc is.

295
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,400
In the meantime, we see
what's on that tape.

296
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,080
Right, well, I don't
have a tape player.

297
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,320
I mean, who even has
a tape player nowa...

298
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,800
Sue.

299
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,960
Lovely. Then what
we need to do is...

300
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000
What are you-?

301
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,120
It's nothing. It's just
a hair in me mouth.

302
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,080
Can we fuckin'
drive, please? Yes!

303
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,200
Oh, shit. I need to get to work!

304
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,840
We're not getting involved.

305
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,280
Ron, listen.

306
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,120
Sooner or later, I'm gonna
be running this place, yeah?

307
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,160
We need the cash.

308
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,400
Not from the El Baz lot.

309
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,960
We'll give them back
their pallets. End of.

310
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,160
Don't pout, Bunny.

311
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,800
You're 52.

312
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,200
"Think you can
ignore me, Kirsty?"

313
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,160
Who even are you?

314
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,000
"Time's almost up."

315
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,920
You'll meet me tonight,

316
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,560
or wee Glen gets the
photos."

317
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,360
Ooh.

318
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,120
Listen. I'm off.

319
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,480
I'm on duty tonight. Oh.

320
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,800
Army cadets instructor.

321
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,520
Erm... Well, thank you...

322
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,360
for your service.

323
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,600
That's Ron's. Giz it.

324
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,400
I- I'll make sure
I give it to him.

325
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,760
Whether
natural fibre or synthetic,

326
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,680
we cater to all needs.

327
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,280
And now, sir or madam,

328
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:54,280
please browse our wide
range of samples here.

329
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,240
Book.
The book, the book.

330
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,080
Show 'em the book. The book.

331
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,800
Please buy. I beg you.

332
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,440
Please! Fuck!

333
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,640
Aysha! Aysha! Books!

334
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,520
What? Boobs?

335
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,800
Nah, to be fair, you
got good ones, bitch.

336
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,280
Nice one, mate.
You scared 'em off!

337
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,800
Aysha, do you know about this?

338
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,600
It says we've got an
audit in three days

339
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,240
No idea, ask Ian.

340
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,480
I- Ian doesn't work
here anymore...

341
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,280
Oh, yeah...

342
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,320
Books!

343
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,920
You meant books!

344
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,760
I thought you were
straight up perving.

345
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,080
Don't worry, I'm gonna
get her back!

346
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,480
Yo! Yo, let me show
you the samples!

347
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,040
Oh, fuck. Why
you running from me, bitch?

348
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,800
Lee?

349
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,480
Comin'.

350
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,440
Oh!

351
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,880
I said "coming"! I thought
you said "come in"!

352
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,720
No, I said "coming!" OK.

353
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,760
What you doing?! Well, I'm
having a trim, ain't I?

354
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,960
Right, er, you can
turn around now.

355
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,280
Do you not do that in the
shower? What, and clog the pipes?

356
00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:17,200
Leave off, Kirst. I'm
not a fuckin' savage!

357
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,599
Birds use
them for nestin'.

358
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,359
Right, what do
you want? Erm...

359
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,760
I just wanted to
talk to you, er...

360
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,400
about that thing...

361
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,040
that happened, erm...

362
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,640
between us.

363
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,960
Right, well... I needed it.

364
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,720
What? I needed it, Kirst.

365
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,880
And I'm a better man for it
now. I don't think we're-

366
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,680
Sometimes a geezer
needs a slap, Kirst.

367
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,520
And I thank you for that. Oh.

368
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,560
Right. Erm, no, well,
not... So, not that thing.

369
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,400
Erm, the other
thing... between us.

370
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,440
In the car... that time.

371
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,440
Er... Right...

372
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,560
Well- You know, as
far as I'm concerned-

373
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,760
Same. And it wasn't-

374
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,480
Nooo! And God
forbid that Glen-

375
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,640
Exactly! OK.

376
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,520
No one needs to know. No.

377
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,280
Exactly.

378
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,800
Except... somebody does know.

379
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,920
What?

380
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,440
Look, erm...

381
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,360
It's Glen eating a Mr Whippy.

382
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,920
It's... Wh-?

383
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,600
Oh, God. Sorry.

384
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,600
Sorry, that's, erm,
that's not, er...

385
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,680
My phone's just- Oh,
it's being really slow.

386
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,480
Erm... Just need
to free up some storage.

387
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,040
You should connect to the cloud.

388
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,080
I should. I should
connect to the cloud, yep.

389
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,160
OK, yep. Here. A-ha.

390
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,400
So, erm, it just started
off, sort of, threats.

391
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,600
Fuckin' hell. Who
is it? I don't know.

392
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,560
But now they want £1,600,
or he's gonna tell Glen.

393
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,080
And I don't know what to do.

394
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,920
Because I don't have the money and
I'm meant to be meeting him tonight.

395
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,560
And he's Irish! He's Irish!
He's, like, PROPERLY Irish!

396
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,720
Breathe, Kirst! Breathe.
So, so Irish!

397
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,720
Sit down. OK.

398
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,760
Right.

399
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,400
Well, you're gonna
message him back.

400
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,920
And you're gonna tell him
that you're gonna be there.

401
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,320
OK. Wait, what?

402
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,160
You're gonna be there.

403
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,760
And this is
what we're gonna do.

404
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,440
Come on, Lee! If we hurry
up, we can get there before-

405
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,160
Hello, love. Oh, hi! Hiya!

406
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,600
How was your first
day? Yeah.

407
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,240
Just "yeah"? Yeah. Yeah.

408
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,240
It's Taco Tuesday so you
can tell me all about it

409
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,160
over a very shoddily
made burrito!

410
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,600
What you two chatting about?

411
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,400
We were just talking about...

412
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,920
Sheds. Wasn't we? Sheds! Yes.

413
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,440
What? Yeah. Cos ours is
rotten through, Glen.

414
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,520
Yeah, it's fucked.
So, what we gonna do?

415
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,320
You know, if the strimmer
rusts up, or... Yeah, awww...

416
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,440
Hmm. I hadn't really
thought about it.

417
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,680
No. Well, exactly. So, erm...

418
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,880
We are actually gonna
go to- Homebase.

419
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,760
Homebase. And yeah, we're
gonna look for a new one.

420
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,520
What, now? It's Taco
Tuesday.

421
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,000
I'll come with you then.
I wouldn't bother.Ooh.

422
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,880
No, no. Don't worry about
that. No. It's late.

423
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,040
You stay here. Put your
feet up. You stay here.

424
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,680
Yeah? OK. Alright, yeah.

425
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,680
Mwah. Love you. And you.

426
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,480
I know, love.

427
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,120
What's going on.

428
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,760
What?

429
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,400
What do you mean?
I'm not thick.

430
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,120
You're making an
effort with him.

431
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,800
And it means a lot.

432
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,240
So, Sue, this tape player...?

433
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,120
I'm gonna get LED lights
all round the units as well.

434
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,800
Oh, and...

435
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,680
Waste disposal sink!

436
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,800
Fuck off, Margaret!

437
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,880
It's, er... Yeah.
Wow.

438
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,400
So, have you got that VCR?

439
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,120
I ain't finished me tour yet!

440
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,080
Do you care to join me
out on the Demi terrace?

441
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,480
Views to die for, eh?

442
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,200
Erm...

443
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,720
Oh, yeah. It's,
er, lovely. Yeah.

444
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,280
Yeah, you can tell Kirsty
that. Cos she ain't visited.

445
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,240
Oh, no. She will. She's
just been busy, you know?

446
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,640
Just, er, new job and that. So
it's, erm...

447
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,640
Oh. Too busy for her own mother?

448
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,880
Cos I could've snuffed it up here
and nobody'd be any the wiser.

449
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,520
I could've tumbled seven floors
to my untimely death, could I not?

450
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,320
Well... Glad you haven't

451
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,920
Where is she anyway?

452
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,760
Oh. Yeah, er, she's gone
to Homebase with Lee.

453
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,280
She's making an effort
with him. It's nice, yeah.

454
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,920
Oh, right.

455
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,560
What?

456
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,200
Oh, nothing.

457
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,440
It's not like me to
stir the pot, but...

458
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,200
Keep an eye.

459
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,600
What?

460
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,240
Her and Lee.

461
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,720
Keep an eye.

462
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,520
Why?

463
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,280
The thing is about Kirsty, yeah?

464
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,440
Emotionally speaking, is that...

465
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,600
she's unstable. Hmm?

466
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,160
And what with Lee's
masculine energy...

467
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,000
I mean, I'd be surprised if a girl
wasn't taken with it, wouldn't you?

468
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,280
Hark
at me gabbing on!

469
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,040
Er... You've just
come for me VCR.

470
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,600
Stay put and I'll dig
her right out. Alright.

471
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,880
The voice note said to
park by the red bins,

472
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,040
and he'll be sitting
on a bench nearby.

473
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,360
Oh my God.

474
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,960
Oh my actual God,
I think that's him.

475
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,400
Lee? Lee?

476
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,040
I think that's him!

477
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,680
Alright! I got me mouth full.

478
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,840
Right.

479
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,880
That looks like a bag
of money, don't it?

480
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,320
What is it? Half a
dozen tins of pilchards.

481
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,600
Now, you just get near him,

482
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,040
and you whack it right
round his fuckin' head.

483
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,200
It'll daze him and then
I'll bowl in. What?!

484
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,000
No. I can't assault him. Well,

485
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,320
we ain't got no
red dies, have we?

486
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,560
So, either you clump him, or
he ends your relationship.

487
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,200
Dealers' choice.

488
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,520
Giz a couple more tins.

489
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,040
Alright, go on. Go and do the
cunt. Oh my God.

490
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,320
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my
God, oh my God, oh my God-

491
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,600
Calm down!

492
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,920
I'll be on the other
end of the phone. OK!

493
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,520
♪ JIMI
JAMISON: I'm Always Here ♪

494
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,600
Fuck's sake, Dad.

495
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,360
Oh, shit...

496
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,840
Go on. Oh, shit.

497
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,280
Don't worry. You've
got me in your ear.

498
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,920
If anything happens,
I'm there. I've told ya.

499
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,520
Go on!

500
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,120
Oh my
God.

501
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,400
Hands where I
can see them, Kirsty.

502
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,160
Oh,
shit. That's it.

503
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,920
Oh, shit. Keep moving.

504
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,560
That's it.

505
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,360
What the fuck?

506
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,520
Shiiiit! Shit, shit.

507
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,320
Shiiit! Keep moving.

508
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,080
That's it.

509
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,080
I can't do it, Lee.

510
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,480
Lee?!

511
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,600
"Lee, can you hear me? Lee?

512
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,680
Lee, where are you?"

513
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,520
Lee?!

514
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,560
"Glen, open your present."

515
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,960
It's from Uncle
Ron."

516
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,720
"Look,
mum. Look what I got!"

517
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,200
Shiiiiit. That's it.

518
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,280
Put the bag on the
ground, Kirsty.

519
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,080
Stop. Don't come any closer.

520
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,520
Kirsty, stop there.
Lee?

521
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,680
Stop there, and
put the bag down!

522
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,880
Put the bag down, Kirsty!

523
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,000
Put the bag down, Kirsty.

524
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,320
Put it down!

525
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,360
That's it. Good girl.

526
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,920
Kirsty. Back away from the-

527
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,880
"Shit! Fuck!"

528
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,640
Head?

529
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,400
Oh. Er- Come here. Come here!

530
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,880
Haha!

531
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,800
Come and give us a hand, Kirst!

532
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,480
Come here! What?

533
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,240
Lively!

534
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,440
Let's fuckin' 'ave
it! Who are ya?

535
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,880
No, no, no.

536
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,760
Hello, Kirsty.

537
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,720
Who the fuck are you?

538
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,440
I said, when is the meeting?

539
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,000
Let's fuckin' do this.

540
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,000
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540
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