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The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour.

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(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC) So...

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What about Rita? Your
dad ran off with her

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Maybe they came back to England.

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Give it a rest. You're
volunteering at an haulage company.

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I've made a business plan.

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It'll make our wedding
fund back by Christmas.

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"Mr Campbell, you can't
work on the shop floor."

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"24 hours...

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or wee Glen gets the photo."

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(GRUNTS) (ROARS)

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It's a warning, Lee. Someone
don't want us to find him

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It's on, Dad.

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We're coming for ya. (SIGHS)

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Thank you. (DOOR CLOSES)

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(LIVELY, GRAND MUSIC)

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Glen...

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Your presents have arrived.

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(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) (SIGHS)

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What's that?

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Morning. Erm, you're up early.

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Well, brick through a window
makes a man vigilant, so...

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Mmm. Yeah. Right.

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Yeah, we're getting
that fixed. So, erm...

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What presents? Oh.

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Er... it's nothing.
(CHUCKLES) Nothing?

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Yeah. No. Just erm...

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Just gifts for my
mum for her new flat.

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So, Glen's bought your mum
some presents for her new flat?

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Exactly. Yeah. Right, OK.

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(CHUCKLES) Kirst?

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Where's the, er...

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What's all those? It's
your presents, Glen.

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My...? Er, yeah.
Yeah. Th-The gifts.

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For Sue. For mum.
For her new flat.

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You bought 'em.

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Did I? Yes! You-We
did. Remember?

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No. I don't remember.

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Why don't I remember?

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You need to get some
Omega-3 down you, mate

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cos, er, cognitive
decline is no joke.

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(CHUCKLES) Oh! God.
Yeah, I do remember.

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Yeah. Sorry, it's, er, my-
Mind like a whatsit, thingy.

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Mmm. (SIGHS)

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Well, I'll wait outside.

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(DOOR OPENS) Sorry, love.

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What with everything
going on, I forgot.

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You will be very sorry
later. (CHUCKLES)

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I'm not quite
sure about... Oh!

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OK. No. Well, we
can return that.

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But the main thing
is we're doing it.

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Properly. Mmm. Why
is there a wig?

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Oh, it's for me to
build a character.

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I've GOT to build a
character, Glen. Do you?

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Yeah! You know, it's role play!

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Just-Just try it, love.
You might like it.

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(HORN HONKS) Oh. Better go.

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Have a great first day. Yeah.

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Ooh. Mwah. (CHUCKLES)
Say hi to Uncle Ron.

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♪ Take care of
business for me...

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Chastex hot cage...

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Ooh, crikey! (LAUGHS)

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♪ Take it from me,
take it from me ♪

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Lee, are we sure about
this? Cos it seems a bit-

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Calm down, Glenda.

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We're just looking for the
old man, nothing dangerous.

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Just a little mooch about,
that's all.Alright. Yep, yeah.

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Right.Yeah. You ready?

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Mmm. Oh, ahhh! Uh...

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I've just got to message
Aysha. You're the manager now.

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You can bunk off whenever you want.
Yeah, I'm not bunking off, Lee.

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I've taken a half day's compassionate
leave, actually, so... Wait, wait!

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Wait. Lee. Lee?

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Lee? OK. We'll say we're here to
speak to Rita Cusanelli. Right?

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Ask if she has any information about
Don Campbell. Say we're his sons.

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I'll say I'm Glen Campbell, you say-
Yeah, I know me fuckin' name, Glen.

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I want this doing right, Lee.

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This might be the last
chance we've got to find Dad.

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Just... follow my lead.

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Yeah? (CLEARS THROAT)

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Erm, hi. Yes?

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Ah. Erm... We-We-

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We, erm... We're...

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We're doing a survey.
We're from the Council.

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Council? Yes, the council.

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You're Rita Cusanelli?
Glen... (YELPS)

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Show her your ID. (GRUNTS)

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We wanna know your thoughts
on potholes and that.

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So... why not?

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Allons-y, fellas.

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(UPBEAT, FUNKY MUSIC)

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Shoes off. House rules.

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What the fuck are you doing,
Lee? This is like fraud, or-

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We're in, ain't we? Yeah but
what if she read my lanyard?

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Nobody reads the ID, Glen.
Especially not yours,

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"You're 5'5" in an M&S
cagoule. Alright, but what-

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Listen, she fuckin'
hates potholes.

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We're giving her a chance
to vent, alright? Right.

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(CLOCK BONGS)

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How about I fix
you boys a drink?

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Dirty Martini? Oh. Er...

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It's quite early.
(CHUCKLES) Oh! Dry Martini?

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No. I'm off the sauce.

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Fine. Just agua con
limone. (QUIETLY) Are you?

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Yeah. Cleaned up me act.

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Oh.

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Sorry. Fresh out of lemons.

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But who can tell the
bloody difference, hey?

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(MUMBLES) Yeah. So...

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Who are you? And
what do you want?

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Well, yeah, er, so, so, er,
potholes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You I might believe, but
Hairy Maclary here...

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(FLY BUZZING) (THWACK)

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Put a suit on a gorilla
and I'd be more convinced.

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So, what is this
all about, then?

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And if you're thinking of
pilfering my silverware,

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I should warn you,

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Tom Jones is looking after me.

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Hmm? (WHISTLES)

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(FAST FOOTSTEPS)

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(BARKING)

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Shh, shh.

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Why's he called Tom Jones?

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That man is our
finest entertainer.

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Oh, don't worry. He's
fine as long as I'm here.

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I know his safe command.

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One of Tom's greatest hits!

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Which one?

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Well, that would be
telling, wouldn't it?

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Erm... (CLEARS
THROAT) We're-We're-

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We're here looking
for Don. Don Campbell?

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Erm... It's family business.
(CHUCKLES) We're his sons.

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Oh my God.

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We understand you were close.

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You look just like him.

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That neck, like a...

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Like a rolled ham.

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Er, sorry. So, er...
Did you live together?

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Cos we don't really know
where he went after Tenerife.

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Ancient history, boys.

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I'm afraid I rather
put him in a box.

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So've we, my darlin'.
We cremated the cunt.

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Turns out he ain't even
dead. (SNARLING INHALE)

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So, we've got some
questions. (CHUCKLES)Yeah.

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Don was my lover for a time.

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And then one morning,
I woke up, rolled over,

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and what do you know, he'd gone.

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There's still a duffle
bag of his somewhere.

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(LOW GROWLING) Mm-hmm.

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It's in the loft or the
garage, I can't remember.

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Where did he go? Don't know.

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You'd better ask
the Kelsoc crowd.

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I doubt he settled down.

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Couldn't find peace after
what happened. What happened?

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I think you boys
had better leave.

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H- Hang on, sorry- Look, I
can't stand around chatting.

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I've flooded my basement!

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Er... Washer dryer again.

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I should call a plumber. It's like
the fucking Ganges down there.

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Sorry, we- DON'T
fucking mess with me!

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No one's fuckin'
messin' with ya.

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We just want some intel. Yeah.

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Tom! (BARKS)

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Shall we just go? Let's-Yeah.

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(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)

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Ciao, ragazzi.

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It's been a blast.

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If you turn to page nine,

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you'll see that cost-to-profit
is running at 6.3%,

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and I believe we can improve.

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I believe that, with your help,

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we can make big change.

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Talking to me?

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(CHUCKLES) Oh, no. Sorry! Erm...

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First day of a new job,
so I'm just practising.

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(CHUCKLES) Oh. Oh, right.

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Ah.

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You look the part. Mmm!

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Just like that, erm...

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Oh, what's her name?

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Deborah Meaden.

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But younger. (SIGHS)
Oh. Do you know?

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That's exactly what
I was going for.

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How kind of you. Thank you.

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Thank you for that.
(SIGHS) Yeah. Yeah.

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Lovely. Aww. (CHUCKLES)

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Yeah. Lovely.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Show us your feet.

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Oh.

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Oh, no!

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No. Absolutely not.

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No thank you at all.

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(LIVELY MUSIC)

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Fuck!

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Chill out, Stroppy
Giuseppe! Sorry.

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We just need to get
hold of that duffel bag.

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Now, she said it was in
the loft or the garage.

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What? D-Do you mean,
like, break in?

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She's got evidence of dad, Glen.
You wanna track him down or not?

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You go in the garage. Alright?

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There's a little side window.
Alright? You'll slip right in.

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OK. Mmm.

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If you find anything, you need
to let me know, give me a signal.

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I don't wanna be in there
any longer than I need to be.

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Signal? What signal?
I can do a bird noise.

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Shall I do a bird noise? I can
do a wood pigeon like... (COOS)

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Just phone me.

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Oh, right. Yeah.

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(DRAMATIC RHYTHM)

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(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC)

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(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY)

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(TUNEFULLY) Hello? (CHUCKLES)

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(REVERSE BEEPING)

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Hi, there! I'm Kirsty Wallace.

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I'm here to-I know.

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I'm Pam. Sorry, Dan?

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Pam.

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As in Pamela.

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As in I am a woman.

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

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Yes! No, yes.

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Well, absolutely.
Me too. (LAUGHS)

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What is it? The gay haircut?

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No, That's not a-Flat chest?

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I don't think that-I-Don't you?

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No, I think they
look love... ly.

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Wha-? Er, so sorry. Erm...

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Pam, could you help
me find my desk?

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Just because I'm gonna
drop my bag down,

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I- I'll find Ron if he's about,

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and just run him through the
business plan. (CHUCKLES)

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Plan?

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Er, yes. Cost saving strategies,

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erm, some streamlining ideas.

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It's exciting stuff. Yeah.

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Hold that. Yeah.
OK. No problem.

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(STRAINS) Right. (GRUNTS)

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Yep. Ooh. OK.

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I get it. Thank you.

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(SIGHS)

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Listen, love. Yeah?

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I have been here since day dot,

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and you're not six foot through that
door and you wanna change things?

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No, no. No. Oh, no.
I didn't mean...

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There is no desk.

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Everything you need
is in the bog room.

249
00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,680
The bog room! Oh.

250
00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,080
The room with the bog in it?

251
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,120
It's fuckin' filthy, mind.

252
00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,640
You might wanna give
it a wipe first.

253
00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,240
Right.

254
00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,120
Act... (CHUCKLES) So-Sorry.

255
00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,320
Sorry, Pam. Er, I think- I think
we've got some crossed wires

256
00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,640
because erm...
(METAL DOOR SLAMS)

257
00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:19,200
(LOW, FUNKY MUSIC)

258
00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,680
(QUIETLY) Lee?

259
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,320
Lee?

260
00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,040
(GRUNTS)

261
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,600
(WHISPERED YELL) Lee!

262
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,000
(LIGHT BUZZING)

263
00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,160
(LOW, FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES)

264
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,880
(SIGHS) OK.

265
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,600
(SIGHS)

266
00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,920
(FUNKY MUSIC FADES OUT)

267
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,400
(SIGHS)

268
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,160
(WOMAN'S VOICE ECHOING)

269
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,240
(VOICE ECHOES LOUDER)

270
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,160
"This is actually what
he won in the 1921-"

271
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,320
Oi, Ron! That woman's here.

272
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,800
She's brought a business plan.

273
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,880
Oh, crikey. Keep
her busy, will ya?

274
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,520
(GROANS)

275
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,400
(VOICE CONTINUES ECHOING)

276
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,960
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

277
00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,960
Found some more.

278
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,160
(SIGHS) OK.

279
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,400
Good luck.

280
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,160
(DOOR SQUEAKS, CLOSES)

281
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,280
(LOW, FUNKY MUSIC RESUMES)

282
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,760
(GRUNTS)

283
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,040
(STRAINING)

284
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,800
(GRUNTS)

285
00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,000
(YELPS) Fuck.

286
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,920
(FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES)

287
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,000
(GRUNTING)

288
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,120
(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) Ooh.

289
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,560
Can I help you?

290
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,880
(PANTING)

291
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,320
I noticed that your
gutterin' was a bit loose.

292
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,760
My guttering is
fucking immaculate.

293
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,080
What?

294
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,440
(LIVELY, PLAYFUL INSTRUMENTAL)

295
00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,360
♪ TOM JONES: Help Yourself ♪

296
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,000
Oooooh... ♪ Love is
like candy on a shelf

297
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,040
(GRUNTING)

298
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:28,760
♪ You want to taste
And help yourself

299
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,200
♪ The sweetest things
Are there for you

300
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,520
♪ Help yourself Ha!

301
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,040
♪ Take a few Oh.

302
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,920
Yes! ♪ That's what
I want you to do

303
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,840
(LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL)

304
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,600
♪ We're always told
repeatedly Pick up, Lee.

305
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,520
Fucking pick up, Lee.

306
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,000
(GROANING) ♪ The very
best in life is free

307
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,520
(PHONE BUZZING, STOPS)

308
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,080
(COOS) ♪ And if you
want to prove it's true

309
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,720
(COOING) ♪ Baby,
I'm telling you

310
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,040
♪ This is what you should do

311
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,760
(COOING)

312
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,160
Fuckin' 'ell!

313
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,360
(SONG CRESCENDOS) ♪
Just help yourself

314
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,320
♪ To my lips, to
my arms (SCREAMS)

315
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,920
♪ Just say the word
And they're yours

316
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,400
(BOTH MOANING)

317
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,000
It's Not Unusual! ♪
Just help yourself

318
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,920
She's A Lady! ♪ To
the love in my heart

319
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,440
Delilah!(GROWLING) ♪ Your
smile has opened up the door

320
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,360
Green, Green Grass of
Home! (SCREAMS) (MOANS)

321
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,480
♪ The greatest wealth
that exists (STRUGGLING)

322
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,160
Sex Bomb!

323
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,160
Ooh! Er, What's New, Pussycat?

324
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,560
(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)

325
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,240
Huh. Ahh! (THUD)

326
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,000
(MOANING)

327
00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:35,840
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

328
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,240
(CAR DOOR OPENS)

329
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,160
Where the fuck were
ya? (MUSIC STOPS)

330
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,440
I tried calling you. I
nearly got torn to shreds!

331
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,080
What?

332
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,600
Nothing.

333
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,200
Alright. What's in the bag?

334
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,080
There's not much. There's
an old video tape,

335
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,440
a shit load of chewing
gum, and then these.

336
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,520
Hang on, Kel. Kel. She
said that, didn't she?

337
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,280
K- Kelsoc? "Ask the Kelsoc lot."

338
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,120
This is it. This is next stop.

339
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,280
We need to find out
what this Kelsoc is.

340
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,400
In the meantime, we see
what's on that tape.

341
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,080
Right, well, I don't
have a tape player.

342
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,320
I mean, who even has
a tape player nowa...

343
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,800
BOTH: Sue.

344
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,960
Lovely. Then what
we need to do is...

345
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000
(HACKING) What are you-?

346
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,640
(COUGHS)

347
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,120
It's nothing. It's just
a hair in me mouth.

348
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,080
Can we fuckin'
drive, please? Yes!

349
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,200
Oh, shit. I need to get to work!

350
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,560
(UPBEAT JAZZY MUSIC)

351
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,280
(VOICES ECHOING)

352
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,840
We're not getting involved.

353
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,280
Ron, listen.

354
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,120
Sooner or later, I'm gonna
be running this place, yeah?

355
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,160
We need the cash.

356
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,400
Not from the El Baz lot.

357
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,960
We'll give them back
their pallets. End of.

358
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,160
Don't pout, Bunny.

359
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,800
You're 52.

360
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,920
(TUTS)

361
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,560
(PHONE DINGS)

362
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,960
(SIGHS)

363
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,200
"Think you can
ignore me, Kirsty?"

364
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,160
(WHISPERS) Who even are you?

365
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,000
"Time's almost up."

366
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,920
You'll meet me tonight,

367
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,560
or wee Glen gets the
photos." (GASPS, FARTS)

368
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,360
Ooh.

369
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,120
Listen. I'm off.

370
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,480
I'm on duty tonight. Oh.

371
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,800
Army cadets instructor.

372
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,520
Erm... Well, thank you...

373
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,360
for your service.

374
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,600
That's Ron's. Giz it.

375
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,400
I- I'll make sure
I give it to him.

376
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,760
(ROBOTICALLY) Whether
natural fibre or synthetic,

377
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,680
we cater to all needs.

378
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,280
And now, sir or madam,

379
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:54,280
please browse our wide
range of samples here.

380
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,240
(MUFFLED) Book.
The book, the book.

381
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,080
Show 'em the book. The book.

382
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,800
Please buy. I beg you.

383
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,440
Please! (MUFFLED) Fuck!

384
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,640
Aysha! Aysha! Books!

385
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,520
What? Boobs?

386
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,800
Nah, to be fair, you
got good ones, bitch.

387
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,400
(FAINT, SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYING)

388
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,520
(DOOR OPENS)

389
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,280
Nice one, mate.
You scared 'em off!

390
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,800
Aysha, do you know about this?

391
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,600
It says we've got an
audit in three days

392
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,240
No idea, ask Ian.

393
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,480
I- Ian doesn't work
here anymore...

394
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,280
Oh, yeah...

395
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,320
(GASPS) Books!

396
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,920
You meant books!

397
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,760
I thought you were
straight up perving.

398
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,080
Don't worry, I'm gonna
get her back! (DOOR OPENS)

399
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,480
Yo! Yo, let me show
you the samples!

400
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,040
(WHISPERS) Oh, fuck. Why
you running from me, bitch?

401
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,200
(UNSETTLING MUSIC)

402
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,160
(MUSIC ENDS) (MUFFLED BUZZING)

403
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,800
Lee?

404
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,480
(MUFFLED) Comin'.

405
00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,960
(BUZZING GETS LOUDER)

406
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,440
(GASPS) Oh!

407
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,880
I said "coming"! I thought
you said "come in"!

408
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,720
No, I said "coming!" OK.

409
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,760
What you doing?! Well, I'm
having a trim, ain't I?

410
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,960
Right, er, you can
turn around now.

411
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,280
Do you not do that in the
shower? What, and clog the pipes?

412
00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:17,200
Leave off, Kirst. I'm
not a fuckin' savage!

413
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,599
(INHALES) Birds use
them for nestin'.

414
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,359
Right, what do
you want? Erm...

415
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,760
I just wanted to
talk to you, er...

416
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,400
about that thing...

417
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,040
that happened, erm...

418
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,640
between us.

419
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,960
Right, well... I needed it.

420
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,720
What? I needed it, Kirst.

421
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,880
And I'm a better man for it
now. I don't think we're-

422
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,680
Sometimes a geezer
needs a slap, Kirst.

423
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,520
And I thank you for that. Oh.

424
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,560
Right. Erm, no, well,
not... So, not that thing.

425
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,400
Erm, the other
thing... between us.

426
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,440
In the car... that time.

427
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,440
Er... Right...

428
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,560
Well- You know, as
far as I'm concerned-

429
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,760
Same. And it wasn't-

430
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,480
Nooo! And God
forbid that Glen-

431
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,640
Exactly! (SIGHS) (SIGHS) OK.

432
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,520
No one needs to know. No.

433
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,280
Exactly.

434
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,800
Except... somebody does know.

435
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,920
(SIGHS) What?

436
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,440
Look, erm...

437
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,360
It's Glen eating a Mr Whippy.

438
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,920
It's... Wh-?

439
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,600
Oh, God. Sorry.
(CHUCKLES) (SIGHS)

440
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,600
Sorry, that's, erm,
that's not, er...

441
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,680
My phone's just- Oh,
it's being really slow.

442
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,480
Erm... (CHUCKLES) Just need
to free up some storage.

443
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,040
You should connect to the cloud.

444
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,080
I should. I should
connect to the cloud, yep.

445
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,160
OK, yep. Here. A-ha.

446
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,400
So, erm, it just started
off, sort of, threats.

447
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,600
Fuckin' hell. Who
is it? I don't know.

448
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,560
But now they want £1,600,
or he's gonna tell Glen.

449
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,080
And I don't know what to do.

450
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,920
Because I don't have the money and
I'm meant to be meeting him tonight.

451
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,560
And he's Irish! He's Irish!
He's, like, PROPERLY Irish!

452
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,720
Breathe, Kirst! Breathe.
So, so Irish! (EXHALES)

453
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,440
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

454
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,720
Sit down. OK.

455
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,360
(SIGHS SHAKILY)

456
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,760
Right.

457
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,400
Well, you're gonna
message him back. (SIGHS)

458
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,920
And you're gonna tell him
that you're gonna be there.

459
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,320
OK. Wait, what?

460
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,160
You're gonna be there.

461
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,760
(INHALES) And this is
what we're gonna do.

462
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,440
Come on, Lee! If we hurry
up, we can get there before-

463
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,160
Hello, love. Oh, hi! Hiya!

464
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,600
How was your first
day? Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

465
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,240
Just "yeah"? Yeah. Yeah.

466
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,240
It's Taco Tuesday so you
can tell me all about it

467
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,160
over a very shoddily
made burrito!

468
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,880
(HUSHED ARGUING)

469
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,600
What you two chatting about?

470
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,400
We were just talking about...

471
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,920
Sheds. Wasn't we? Sheds! Yes.

472
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,440
What? Yeah. Cos ours is
rotten through, Glen.

473
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,520
Yeah, it's fucked.
So, what we gonna do?

474
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,320
You know, if the strimmer
rusts up, or... Yeah, awww...

475
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,440
Hmm. I hadn't really
thought about it.

476
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,680
No. Well, exactly. So, erm...

477
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,880
We are actually gonna
go to- Homebase.

478
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,760
Homebase. And yeah, we're
gonna look for a new one.

479
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,520
What, now? It's Taco
Tuesday. (CHUCKLES)

480
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,040
(SIGHS) (CHUCKLES)

481
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,000
I'll come with you then.
I wouldn't bother.Ooh.

482
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,880
No, no. Don't worry about
that. No. It's late.

483
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,040
You stay here. Put your
feet up. You stay here.

484
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,680
Yeah? OK. Alright, yeah.

485
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,680
Mwah. Love you. And you.

486
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,480
I know, love.

487
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,120
What's going on.

488
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,760
What?

489
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,400
What do you mean?
I'm not thick.

490
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,120
You're making an
effort with him.

491
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,800
And it means a lot.

492
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,560
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

493
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,240
So, Sue, this tape player...?

494
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,120
I'm gonna get LED lights
all round the units as well.

495
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,800
Oh, and... (LOUD RUMBLING)

496
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,680
Waste disposal sink!

497
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,040
(RUMBLING STOPS) (BANGING)

498
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,800
Fuck off, Margaret! (SIGHS)

499
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,880
It's, er... Yeah.
Wow. (CHUCKLES)

500
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,400
So, have you got that VCR?

501
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,120
I ain't finished me tour yet!

502
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,080
Do you care to join me
out on the Demi terrace?

503
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,840
(SIRENS WAIL)

504
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,480
Views to die for, eh?

505
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,200
Erm...

506
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,720
Oh, yeah. It's,
er, lovely. Yeah.

507
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,280
Yeah, you can tell Kirsty
that. Cos she ain't visited.

508
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,240
Oh, no. She will. She's
just been busy, you know?

509
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,640
Just, er, new job and that. So
it's, erm... (CLEARS THROAT)

510
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,640
Oh. Too busy for her own mother?

511
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,880
Cos I could've snuffed it up here
and nobody'd be any the wiser.

512
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,520
I could've tumbled seven floors
to my untimely death, could I not?

513
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,320
Well... Glad you haven't

514
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,920
Where is she anyway?

515
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,760
Oh. Yeah, er, she's gone
to Homebase with Lee.

516
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,280
She's making an effort
with him. It's nice, yeah.

517
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,920
Oh, right.

518
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,560
What?

519
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,200
Oh, nothing.

520
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,440
It's not like me to
stir the pot, but...

521
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,200
Keep an eye.

522
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,600
What?

523
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,240
Her and Lee.

524
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,720
Keep an eye.

525
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,520
Why? (CHUCKLES)

526
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,280
The thing is about Kirsty, yeah?

527
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,440
Emotionally speaking, is that...

528
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,600
she's unstable. Hmm?

529
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,160
And what with Lee's
masculine energy...

530
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,000
I mean, I'd be surprised if a girl
wasn't taken with it, wouldn't you?

531
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,280
(CHUCKLES) Hark
at me gabbing on!

532
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,040
Er... You've just
come for me VCR.

533
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,600
Stay put and I'll dig
her right out. Alright.

534
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,040
(AWKWARD GUITAR MUSIC)

535
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,120
(MUSIC BECOMES TENSE)

536
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,880
The voice note said to
park by the red bins,

537
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,040
and he'll be sitting
on a bench nearby.

538
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,360
Oh my God. (SIGHS)

539
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,360
(OMINOUS NOTE)

540
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,960
Oh my actual God,
I think that's him.

541
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,400
Lee? Lee?

542
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,040
(WHISPERS) I think that's him!

543
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,680
Alright! I got me mouth full.

544
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,200
(OMINOUS MUSIC)

545
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,840
Right.

546
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,880
That looks like a bag
of money, don't it?

547
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,320
What is it? Half a
dozen tins of pilchards.

548
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,600
Now, you just get near him,

549
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,040
and you whack it right
round his fuckin' head.

550
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,200
It'll daze him and then
I'll bowl in. What?!

551
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,000
No. I can't assault him. Well,

552
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,320
we ain't got no
red dies, have we?

553
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,560
So, either you clump him, or
he ends your relationship.

554
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,200
(SIGHS) Dealers' choice.

555
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,920
(OMINOUS NOTE)

556
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,520
Giz a couple more tins.

557
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,440
(LOW, FUNKY, TENSE MUSIC)

558
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,040
Alright, go on. Go and do the
cunt. (WHISPERS) Oh my God.

559
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,320
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my
God, oh my God, oh my God-

560
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,600
Calm down! (HUFFING)

561
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,920
I'll be on the other
end of the phone. OK!

562
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,560
(LOW, FUNKY, TENSE
MUSIC CONTINUES)

563
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,400
(INHALES) (MUSIC FADES OUT)

564
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,080
(CLICKS) (SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)

565
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,520
(DRUM RHYTHM) ♪ JIMI
JAMISON: I'm Always Here ♪

566
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,680
(CLICKS) (ROCK INSTRUMENTAL)

567
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,000
(TAPE WHIRRING)

568
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,200
(WOMAN LAUGHS)

569
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,600
(MUMBLES) Fuck's sake, Dad.

570
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,360
(SHAKILY) Oh, shit...

571
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,840
Go on. (SIGHS) Oh, shit.

572
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,280
Don't worry. You've
got me in your ear.

573
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,920
If anything happens,
I'm there. I've told ya.

574
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,520
Go on!

575
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,120
(HIGH-PITCHED) Oh my
God. (PANICKED MUMBLING)

576
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,400
MAN: Hands where I
can see them, Kirsty.

577
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,160
(WHISPERS) Oh,
shit. That's it.

578
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,920
Oh, shit. Keep moving.

579
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,560
That's it.

580
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,720
(TENSE DRUM RHYTHM)

581
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,360
What the fuck?

582
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,520
(SQUEAKING) Shiiiit! Shit, shit.

583
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,320
(GROWLS) Shiiit! Keep moving.

584
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,080
That's it.

585
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,080
(TENSE MUSIC LULLS)
I can't do it, Lee.

586
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,480
Lee?!

587
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,600
"Lee, can you hear me? Lee?

588
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,680
Lee, where are you?"

589
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,520
Lee?!

590
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,560
(PAPER RIPS) WOMAN:
"Glen, open your present."

591
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,960
It's from Uncle
Ron." (PAPER RIPPING)

592
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,720
YOUNG GLEN: "Look,
mum. Look what I got!"

593
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,200
(WHEEZING)
Shiiiiit. That's it.

594
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,280
Put the bag on the
ground, Kirsty.

595
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,080
Stop. Don't come any closer.

596
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,520
Kirsty, stop there.
(WHISPERS) Lee?

597
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,680
Stop there, and
put the bag down!

598
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,880
Put the bag down, Kirsty!

599
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,000
Put the bag down, Kirsty.

600
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,320
Put it down!

601
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,360
That's it. Good girl.

602
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,920
Kirsty. Back away from the-

603
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,000
(GRUNTS)

604
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,040
(SHRIEKS)

605
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,880
(RADIO CRACKLES) "Shit! Fuck!"

606
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,040
(GASPS)

607
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,640
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(STAMMERS) Head?

608
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,400
Oh. Er- Come here. Come here!

609
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,880
Haha!

610
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,800
Come and give us a hand, Kirst!

611
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,480
Come here! (WHIMPERING) What?

612
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,240
Lively! (YELLS)

613
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,280
(GRUNTS)

614
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,440
Let's fuckin' 'ave
it! Who are ya?

615
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,880
No, no, no.

616
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,240
(GASPS)

617
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,760
(IRISH ACCENT) Hello, Kirsty.

618
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,920
(GASPS)

619
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,320
(SIGHS)

620
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,680
(LIVELY VERSION OF
DEAN MARTIN'S "SWAY")

621
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,720
Who the fuck are you? (SIGHS)

622
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,440
I said, when is the meeting?

623
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,000
Let's fuckin' do this.

624
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,360
(LIVELY VERSION OF
"SWAY" CONTINUES)

625
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,000
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