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Get ready for a "Game Changer"!

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Tonight's guests, his hugs
make me go totally insane,

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it's Mike Trapp!

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That is wild.

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Buzzer Pizza's number one
customer, Rekha Shankar!

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And ready or Gastronaut,
it's Jordan Myrick!

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- Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!

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- And your host, me. I've
been here the whole time.

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This is "Game Changer",

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the only show where the
game changes every show.

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I am your host, Sam Reich.

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I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.

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Now, you all understand
how the game works.

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- No.
- Not at all.

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- I said yes, 'cause it's my
first time and I'm nervous.

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- That's right, our players have no idea

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what game it is they're about to play.

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The only way to learn is by playing,

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the only way to win is by learning,

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and the only way to begin is by beginning.

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So without further ado, let's
begin, with another episode.

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Then another, then another.

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Backing myself further
and further into a corner

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where it's harder and
harder to be original.

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- I've noticed that.

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- Your stuff has been suffering.

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- Players, I'm spent.

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Would you produce this episode for me?

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First to the stage is Paul,

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with a pitch that's no copy, all paste.

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- Trapp, Rekha, Jordan,
I stand before you today

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a humble man with big dreams.

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I have a question.

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What do you remember and cherish

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the most from your childhood?

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Allow me to answer for you.

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I bet it's when we used
to cover our hands in glue

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and then peel it off.

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Well, my pitch today is
called Project Snake Skin.

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If you fund my idea, two
amazing helpers, Nico and Ash,

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are going to cover my entire body in glue

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and then remove it in
long, satisfying strips.

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I am asking for a modest sum of $550

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to cover the cost of materials
and the full body wax

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that I got in preparation for this.

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Producers, what do you say?

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Peel or no peel?

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- Now players, or should I say producers,

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I have made no secret over the years

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as to how Dropout marketing works.

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We produce content, and
then we market that content,

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using social video to do so.

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The producer to fund the ideas

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with the most social video
views wins the episode.

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Of course, we won't know who that is

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until a month after this episode airs

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and all the clips have been posted.

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- Oh, interesting.
- You each have $10,000.

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What do you think of Paul's pitch?

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- I love Paul's pitch.

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Anyone who enjoys looking
at a shirtless Paul-

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- Huge demo.

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- How much nudity will there be?

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I'm looking for no penis.
Legs definitely, maybe butt.

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- Jordan, I'm with you.

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I'm ready to go down
to my briefs for this.

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- I think we could attract a
lot of people that are like,

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you're killing yourself.
- Yeah.

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- You're putting glue all over your body.

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- What is seeping into your skin?

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- Hate views from-
- Wow. Wow.

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- Oh, so rage bait.

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- People are really going
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whether I'm harming myself in some way.

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- Controversy does mean engagement.

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- That's how I live.

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- You call this Project Snake Skin.

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I think what you want is a
peel of one solid, slimy-

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- Could you get it in one piece?

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- I don't think he could do it.

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- I'm going to be wearing underwear,

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so I can't break the line there.

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But maybe I could do one full top piece

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and two for the bottom-
- Like a sweater and pants.

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- People want the one big-
- They do want it.

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- That's what I'm hoping to
achieve today, with your help.

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- If any one of you
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Paul will go offstage.

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We will record the gluing up.

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Then he'll come back onto the stage,

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and we'll watch you peel it off of him.

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- You brought up so many good points,

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but I also want to bring up 90s nostalgia.

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- Do people not do the glue thing anymore?

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- I was born in 1993,
and I didn't do this.

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Gasp!

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- But do you still see the appeal

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- in such a feat of strength?
- The a-peel!

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- I think I'm going to
go ahead and say I'm out.

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Oh my.

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- Jordan is out.
- That's really huge.

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- I love you, Paul.

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Would either of
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an offer of his requested $550?

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- How do you feel about 100?

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- 100 doesn't even cover the
wax that I already paid for.

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- How much did the wax cost?

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I don't want to say that.

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- I do think this appeals
to me on an emotional level.

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It appeals to me on an intellectual level.

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- Let's go, Trapp. I
know you want to say yes.

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- Paul, I'm in. I believe in you.

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- I knew from the very start

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that you were the one I wanted to go with.

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- Great.
- Let's lock it in.

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- In that case, Paul, your
idea has been greenlit.

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- Thank you.
- Nico and Ash,

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please go ahead and cover Paul in glue!

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- Let's go!
- Let's go!

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It's peeling time, you
guys! Thank you, producers.

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- Literally, no problem.

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Oh my god.

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You're artists.

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That's a pretty good, solid layer.

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I feel good about this.

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- Trapp, that is $550 away from you,

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bringing you to $9,450.

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Congratulations on
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to take a chance on an idea.

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- If no one else funds
anything, I've won by default.

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- Hey, listen, quantity is a part of this.

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- Oh, because they all add up.

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- They all add up.

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- Better bring out another
muscular queer man.

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- Would you settle for
a muscular queer woman?

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- Yes.
- Yes.

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Next, Anna has an idea

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that's a kind jester
toward total strangers.

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- Hear ye, hear ye!

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Producers, haveth you ever
seen those videos of the gents

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rolling around the basketball
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for strangers to shooteth
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They're like, "Stranger, take the ball!"

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And then the strangers
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and if they make it, it's like, woo!

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And even if they don't make
it, they're like, "Good job!"

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- I've seen those videos, yes.

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- Hugely viral!

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Lo, our video will present
strangers with a throne

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upon which to reign.

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My bell fell off.

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- I'm out! I'm out!

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- Oh, and that's fair!
- The bells-

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- Oh!

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I'm in!

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- We got him back, boys! We got him back!

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I will assemble a crew of Dropout members

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to go into the world and find our kings,

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record it, and boom, royal virality.

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So for props, costumes, and a
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I am seeking a budget of $1,800.

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Will you join me in giving people

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the pleasure of being king for a day?

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- I feel like with
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you're getting an element of competition.

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- The goal of the basketball videos

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is not to make the basket.
- Okay.

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- It's breaking the pattern
of everyday monotony.

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- The average person on
the street is very scared.

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- But perhaps it's a gorgeous throne.

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- Sure.

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- And remember when "Game
of Thrones" was so big,

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and everyone wanted to sit in that chair?

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- Right.
- That's true.

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- So people will see it, be enticed.

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Real excited. Come on, try it!

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And then all of a sudden,
you're being fed grapes.

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- Something that's missing for me,

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kind of piggybacking
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is the underdog story.

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I think what's interesting
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that I would like, for the record,

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to say I've never seen or heard of-

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- That does hinder me
ultimately in the longterm.

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- And how many Dropout cast members?

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- Holy moly.
- Say your three favorite,

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and that's who will be in it with you.

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- What about these three
amazing Dropout cast members

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in front of me?
- I won't bring the numbers.

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Okay!

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- How do you move around a throne

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that is big enough and sturdy enough-

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- I'm picturing sort of a dolly situation.

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- Okay, can I pitch on that pitch?

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- Absolutely.
- This should be a parade.

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- Okay!

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Because I love a parade.

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- You run up to them, you say, "Quick!"

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Something of that nature.
- Scary!

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- You hop on the dolly.

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It's some kind of throne or whatever.

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- Love.

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- You get pulled like 15 feet,
you wave, everybody claps.

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I will go in.

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1,500.

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- Okay.

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- Thank you.
- Okay.

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- I'm out.

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- And why?

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- I think this will scare most people.

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I think people will not
want to sit in the chair.

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- So far, $1,500 offer from Jordan.

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- I think it's great, and I think you

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have gone very viral many times before.

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- You yourself have virality.
- Wow.

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- So I think I'm ready
to attach myself to you.

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- Thank you. Wow, I
didn't even bring that up.

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- That's a $1,500 offer.

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Do you want to counter Jordan? Anna?

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- If anything, I'm scrappy and crafty,

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and I do think we can make it work.

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- Anna's idea has been greenlit
for $1,500 by Jordan Myrick.

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- Congratulations.
- Jordan, you're on the board.

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That's $1,500 away from you.

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- Thank you.

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- It's a pleasure doing business.

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This is mine!

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Bye!
- Bye!

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- Thank you!
- Good job!

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- We seek a king for the day!

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- We are waiting for a king!

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- A benevolent ruler!
- No princes!

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- Please, come. King for
a day, be king for a day!

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- Would any of you like to be king?

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We're ungoverned!

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King, king! Little king!
- King, no? King, no?

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- Please!
- Uh-oh. Competition, guys.

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- Oh my god.
- Want to ride with me?

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- You want to ride with
us? You can be king!

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Hop on for one second!

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What is your name, sir?

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- My name is Marha.

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- Marha!
- All hail King Marha!

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Take the king's hand!

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- Kiss the king's hand, please. Thank you.

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Off with her head!

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- Would you like to be king

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while you get to your appointment?

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- All hail Queen Lisa!
- Queen Lisa!

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- Bow to your peaceful queen!

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- Whatever you guys are
doing, it looks like fun.

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- All hail-
- King Too Fresh!

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It is your job to knight someone.

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00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:56,280
- I demand you to slay
this guy right here!

255
00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,290
- Slay the cameraman!
- My liege!

256
00:08:58,290 --> 00:09:00,237
- The king has ordered murder!

257
00:09:01,298 --> 00:09:02,131
- King for a day!
- Would you like to be a king?

258
00:09:04,105 --> 00:09:05,933
Yes.

259
00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:09,180
- A child rules this
kingdom, as it should be!

260
00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:11,253
- What do you want as king?

261
00:09:11,253 --> 00:09:12,957
Food!

262
00:09:12,957 --> 00:09:15,104
The king feasts!

263
00:09:15,104 --> 00:09:16,986
- Queen Debbie!

264
00:09:16,986 --> 00:09:18,638
Bow to the queen right now!

265
00:09:18,638 --> 00:09:19,950
Whoa, rollerblader!

266
00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,836
- Queen Rania! All hail!
- All hail Queen Rania!

267
00:09:24,154 --> 00:09:27,933
- Come on! You can be king!

268
00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:30,109
I've gotten a kiss from the king.

269
00:09:30,109 --> 00:09:34,209
♪ All hail the king, all hail the king ♪

270
00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:38,224
♪ All hail the king, all hail the king ♪

271
00:09:44,010 --> 00:09:47,310
- Producers, it's time for our next pitch.

272
00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,200
Next to the stage is Katie,

273
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,683
whose pitch is a real roll of the dice.

274
00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,000
Oh! Oh, wow!

275
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,950
Oh! Oh!

276
00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,660
Space work.

277
00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:05,286
And she's going around a second time.

278
00:10:05,286 --> 00:10:06,227
- Is this going to be for a horse?

279
00:10:06,227 --> 00:10:07,485
- I hope this is the whole pitch.

280
00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:11,113
- Greetings, fair travelers.

281
00:10:11,113 --> 00:10:14,910
D&D has captured the imagination
of the Dropout audience,

282
00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:15,900
and I should know.

283
00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:18,810
I've been in exactly one
"Dimension 20" campaign

284
00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:21,330
and was never invited back.

285
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,130
But that all changes today.

286
00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:26,940
My pitch, Katie DMs a
"Dimension 20" campaign.

287
00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:30,240
My players, the best DMs in the world,

288
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,780
all forced to sit through
whatever bullshit I come up with.

289
00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:37,050
Perhaps we're on a bus, or in an Uber.

290
00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:39,840
Haven't put much thought into it.

291
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,280
Whatever it ends up being,

292
00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,080
the results are sure to be upsetting

293
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,860
not just to D&D fans, but
specifically to Brennan.

294
00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:50,580
And what does the internet love
more than an upset Brennan?

295
00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:54,003
I am seeking a budget of $3,000.

296
00:10:54,990 --> 00:10:57,120
- And it's going to be one
full episode of "Dimension 20"?

297
00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:01,110
That I DM, knowing nothing.

298
00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:03,510
- Can I go back to your
idea of it being on a bus?

299
00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:04,470
- Yes.

300
00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:05,970
- I think that's terrific.
- Thank you.

301
00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:07,812
- Nowhere to go. I'm in.

302
00:11:08,645 --> 00:11:11,250
I think people will watch
this because they love to see

303
00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,080
a twist on D20.
- Yes.

304
00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,570
- They would love to see these
heavy hitters at the table.

305
00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:17,160
- Yes.
- Doing your weird bus stuff.

306
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,620
- Right, my bus stuff.
- It could be Uber. I'm open.

307
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:20,911
- I'm thinking bus.
- Yeah!

308
00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:23,880
- I'm thinking we go bus.
- Yeah. You think school bus?

309
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,770
You think city bus?
- I think city bus,

310
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:28,440
and I think that I dress sort
of like this for the campaign

311
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,030
but it has nothing to do with it.

312
00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:30,863
- Insane.

313
00:11:30,863 --> 00:11:31,890
- Can I go ahead and say that I'm in?

314
00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:34,200
Speaking from personal experience,

315
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,150
any clip with Brennan will go viral.

316
00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:36,983
- Yes.

317
00:11:36,983 --> 00:11:38,616
- So it kind of doesn't
matter what you do.

318
00:11:39,957 --> 00:11:41,015
- I love that.

319
00:11:41,015 --> 00:11:43,230
- I will give you $3,500.

320
00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:45,360
I'll give you 500 extra dollars.

321
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,380
- How much did I ask for?

322
00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:47,610
- You asked for $3,000.

323
00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:48,690
- And how much did you say?

324
00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:49,523
- I said 35. I'll give you a little-

325
00:11:49,523 --> 00:11:50,470
- I'm not a numbers person.

326
00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:52,413
- I will give you $2,500.
- Interesting.

327
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:53,760
- That is less than-
- That's less!

328
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,909
- Don't tell her that!
- That's less!

329
00:11:55,909 --> 00:11:57,510
- She just said she's
not a numbers person!

330
00:11:57,510 --> 00:12:00,360
- Trapp!
- $3,500, and I will be in it.

331
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,810
- I can give you $4,000,

332
00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:04,590
and I can also get Rekha to be in it.

333
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:05,423
- No, you can't.
- No, I can.

334
00:12:05,423 --> 00:12:06,270
- No, you can't.

335
00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:07,103
- Rekha's one of my best
friends in the entire world.

336
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,050
- You literally can't.

337
00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:08,883
You literally can't.
- I can.

338
00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:12,960
- I wanted it to be DM specific
because I'm going to be-

339
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,410
- So you don't want me in it.
- I don't want Rekha.

340
00:12:15,410 --> 00:12:17,970
- $3,500, and I swear
Rekha won't be in it.

341
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,470
- I will give you $3,500

342
00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:21,270
with the promise I will not be in it.

343
00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:22,590
- And I'll give you that exact same thing.

344
00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:24,660
- Two hundred hundred dollars.

345
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,775
- Shut up, Trapp!

346
00:12:26,891 --> 00:12:28,149
- Katie-
- I'll slap you! Yeah?

347
00:12:28,149 --> 00:12:30,723
- Katie, the choice is
yours. Rekha or Jordan.

348
00:12:30,723 --> 00:12:32,250
- Rekha. I'm going Rekha. Sorry, Jordan.

349
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,590
- Wow, you didn't even look at me.

350
00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:36,120
- I indicated early interest.

351
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,500
- And I came in here thinking

352
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,000
I would like to work with Rekha on this.

353
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,680
I'm so sorry.
- This is greenlit!

354
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,830
And that is $3,500 away from Rekha.

355
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:47,253
Rekha and Katie are in business
together! Congratulations!

356
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:56,220
- Hello, everyone, and welcome
to another thrilling season

357
00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:59,010
of "Dimension 20: On a Bus".
- On a bus?

358
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:02,940
- I am your humble dragon
master, Katie Marovitch,

359
00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:06,270
and with me, as always, are my people.

360
00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:08,550
Say hi, my people.

361
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:10,620
Hi, my people.

362
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,140
- You already know them.
You already love them.

363
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,576
Brennan Lee Mulligan.
- Hi.

364
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:15,930
- Aabria Iyengar.
- Hi.

365
00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:17,460
- Jasmine Bhullar.
- Hello.

366
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,651
- And we've got my favorite, no offense

367
00:13:19,651 --> 00:13:20,684
Mark Mercer

368
00:13:20,684 --> 00:13:23,010
- Hey. Mark here.
- I love you, Mark.

369
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,720
And let me set the scene.

370
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,250
- Oh my god!
- Christ.

371
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,347
I know Rick had nothing to do with that.

372
00:13:28,347 --> 00:13:29,790
- So, I guess it's time for a battle.

373
00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:30,623
- With who?

374
00:13:30,623 --> 00:13:31,513
- A battle.
- What do you mean?

375
00:13:31,513 --> 00:13:33,347
- Based on what?
- Is the bus under attack?

376
00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:35,460
- Do you want to be lint?
- Oh.

377
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:37,710
- Do you want to be a little army man?

378
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:39,570
Do you want to be this little hat?

379
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,390
Or do you want to be a blue M&M?

380
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,043
- I'll be hat.
- And there you are!

381
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:46,883
- There's food in this.

382
00:13:46,883 --> 00:13:48,930
- And then I have dice for you.

383
00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:49,890
Just sixes.

384
00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:51,390
I ate my M&M.

385
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:52,223
- Air.

386
00:13:53,406 --> 00:13:54,900
I ask you to ponder that.

387
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,810
- Where's the air? In context
of what? What's it doing?

388
00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,970
How does it connect to us
and our emotional journey?

389
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:02,070
Do we experience the air? Who are we?

390
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:03,000
Some of us are lint!

391
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,560
- As we make our way into
Los Angeles, California.

392
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,810
- As a piece of lint, do I
have a natural affinity for

393
00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:11,056
- the landscape of Los Angeles?
- You're really-

394
00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:12,630
- You are thinking so hard.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

395
00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:14,490
- You're trying to
believe in this so hard.

396
00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:15,840
- We are actually on a bus.

397
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:20,010
Our mission is to get from
North Hollywood to LAX.

398
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,210
- This is a longer season, right?

399
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:24,870
- You're going to roll your
dice. We have a lot of dice.

400
00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:26,070
- They're not the right ones.

401
00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,360
- What are you rolling for?

402
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,747
- You go first. Can you roll for me?

403
00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:30,060
- Just roll 1d6?
- Roll what?

404
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:33,144
- He's rolling initiative!
- You just said he goes first!

405
00:14:33,144 --> 00:14:35,946
You don't need initiative
if he's going first!

406
00:14:35,946 --> 00:14:36,779
- Five.

407
00:14:36,779 --> 00:14:38,580
- Okay, so actually, you needed a six,

408
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,530
a perfect six, in order to attack.

409
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:41,760
- What are we fighting!

410
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,760
- Don't know what it is.

411
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,190
Okay, I got a two.

412
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,990
- You needed a six, so-

413
00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:48,960
- What is the dice system of the game?

414
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,100
- Six.
- Six!

415
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:50,933
- So what does six do?

416
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,500
- That's excellent. You destroyed the bus.

417
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,110
- So in the first episode
of "Dimension 20: On a Bus",

418
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:55,943
we destroy the bus in
the first 10 minutes?

419
00:14:55,943 --> 00:14:57,930
- The bus is gone. The bus is gone.

420
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,970
- Are we abandoned on the
freeway now without a bus?

421
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:01,740
- Matt can't help himself but help you

422
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:03,415
narrate this into making sense.

423
00:15:03,415 --> 00:15:04,920
- Here you go. Here's your fucking bus.

424
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,560
- Katie, you have an
awesome responsibility.

425
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,450
You are the horizontal and the vertical.

426
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,150
You are the environment and all events.

427
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,700
Can you make me understand how a hat

428
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:17,670
did something that was rolling
a five, and a bus is gone?

429
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,920
I can't imagine what happened.

430
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,840
- Yeah, and we'll get into that next week.

431
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,673
- No.
- Why? No!

432
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:23,940
- Well, that's everything.

433
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,050
We'll see you next time

434
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:29,820
on another exciting episode
of "Dimension 20: On A Bus".

435
00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,410
- There's no bus anymore!

436
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:32,603
- We're going to now begin
the "Adventuring Party".

437
00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:34,500
- No! No! No!
- I'll fucking kill myself.

438
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,117
- Let's do it right now.
- No!

439
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:45,000
- Producers, it's time
for your next pitch.

440
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,640
Next up,
Erika makes the producers

441
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,823
a cutting edge proposal.

442
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,300
- Hello, producers. I'm many things.

443
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,850
A voiceover artist, a TTRPGer.

444
00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:59,730
I'm also one thing that you
perhaps do not know about.

445
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,020
A real estate mogul.

446
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,103
And I am about to offer you

447
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,882
my side shave real estate.

448
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,590
- Oh!
- Yeah, it's very famous.

449
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:09,150
- Should you fund this idea,

450
00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:12,600
my side shave artist here Ed Fonseca-

451
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,280
- Hello.
- ...is ready to shave

452
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:18,810
whatever you may want into
my head, here and now.

453
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:21,540
My only limits are your imagination.

454
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:25,710
For Ed's fee, as well as
my likely embarrassment,

455
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:29,550
I am seeking a budget of just $500.

456
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:32,070
- Shaved side of the head is
huge to the queer community,

457
00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:34,350
so I think my community
might be seeing that

458
00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,510
a little bit more than the
community of these two.

459
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:38,940
- I have a question for
Ed, if I may address you.

460
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,075
- Of course.
- Don't talk to Ed!

461
00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:42,597
Do not look Ed in the eye!
- Sorry, sorry, sorry!

462
00:16:42,597 --> 00:16:45,450
Ed, are you able to get
as detailed as a face?

463
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,310
- Can you shave a QR code in there?

464
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,930
- Those are a little bit more difficult.

465
00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:51,270
- Too crazy, okay.
- He can do a face.

466
00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:53,010
How detailed the face might be?

467
00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:54,780
- Okay.
- What's your specialty?

468
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,600
- I met Ed because I wanted tentacles

469
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,980
shaved into the side of my head.

470
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:02,460
We have done a maze, a bunch of dice.

471
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:05,587
- I'm in, because I have a vision.

472
00:17:05,587 --> 00:17:06,660
- What's your vision?

473
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,707
- I'm not telling everyone here-

474
00:17:08,707 --> 00:17:09,990
- Lookie here!

475
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:11,670
- I've said yes to less.

476
00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:13,150
- Let me whisper it. Can you come to me?

477
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:13,983
- Okay. Yeah.

478
00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:15,300
- Everybody muff your ears.

479
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,420
- Ed, do you have a favorite
design you've ever done?

480
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:19,980
- Mostly freestyle.
- Cool.

481
00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,260
- I've been cutting 35 years.
- Yeah.

482
00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:24,750
- And a rap artist that was
getting a lot of designs,

483
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,730
he put one of mine on his album.

484
00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:27,563
- Wow!

485
00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:28,620
- I've just been doing it ever since.

486
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,120
- That's actually pretty good, so.

487
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:33,030
- Jordan and Erika have
a handshake agreement.

488
00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:35,583
- I will do whatever Jordan
said for a dollar more.

489
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:37,860
- Okay, I'll do one more dollar than that.

490
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,510
- Another dollar atop that.

491
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,280
- Great. One more from me.

492
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,800
- We are at $504.

493
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,420
- One more dollar!

494
00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:46,800
- And then I'll do one on top of that.

495
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,390
- All right, that's fine.

496
00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:52,766
- In that case, this
goes to Jordan for $506.

497
00:17:52,766 --> 00:17:53,599
All right!

498
00:17:53,599 --> 00:17:55,380
- Jordan, do we get to hear what this is?

499
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:56,370
- No, you don't.

500
00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:58,740
- Wow! It's going to be a surprise!

501
00:17:58,740 --> 00:17:59,573
- That's cool.
- I consented.

502
00:17:59,573 --> 00:18:01,890
- I'm so excited. Well,
congratulations, Jordan.

503
00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:03,600
Congratulations, Erika.

504
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,333
We will see you once the shave is done.

505
00:18:08,468 --> 00:18:09,551
Oh my gosh.

506
00:18:12,294 --> 00:18:15,243
Okay.

507
00:18:15,243 --> 00:18:17,300
Oh my god. Jordan!

508
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,890
- If I could please have the next pitch.

509
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,110
Next up
is Sephie with a pitch

510
00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:25,890
that's sure to rev your engines.

511
00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,591
- Hello. Welcome to me.

512
00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:31,765
- Great start.

513
00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,780
- You know what Dropout's
audience needs most

514
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,513
is a good extra helping of horny.

515
00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:43,290
My pitch to you is a
sexy, 90s style car wash

516
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:47,310
with your favorite Dropout
stars like Ify, Grant,

517
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:48,780
a bunch of other people.

518
00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:51,780
I have consenting forms from every person

519
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,910
that I just mentioned and
a bunch of other people

520
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,620
whose names I can't read 'cause they're-

521
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,152
- You say you have a lot of
signatures. How many people-

522
00:18:57,152 --> 00:18:58,607
- 20.

523
00:18:58,607 --> 00:19:00,750
- 20?
- 20 sudsy sluts?

524
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,494
- 20 sudsy sluts that have
all consented to this.

525
00:19:02,494 --> 00:19:04,380
- Down by the seashore.

526
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,850
- Not because I threatened
their jobs at all.

527
00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:06,683
- How much are you asking for?

528
00:19:06,683 --> 00:19:08,400
- $4,200.
- What!

529
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,222
- We will be renting a muscle car.

530
00:19:10,222 --> 00:19:11,089
- What!
- Oh.

531
00:19:11,089 --> 00:19:12,900
- We can't just do a Honda?
- You think this comes cheap?

532
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,397
Do you think this is cheap?
- No, that's nice.

533
00:19:15,397 --> 00:19:17,610
- Last time we were at a
party, you had me touch that,

534
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,530
and it felt very expensive.
- It was.

535
00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:21,390
- Is there anyone else you plan on asking?

536
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,766
- Jordan wants to be in it.
- I'm just wondering!

537
00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:27,510
- What we are funding is
a video of the car wash.

538
00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:28,343
- Yes.

539
00:19:28,343 --> 00:19:29,490
- What is your vision for this video?

540
00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:32,220
- Music video? Is it a-
- What's the vibe here?

541
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:35,610
- It is a music video with
royalty-free music, probably,

542
00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:38,640
where everyone starts
washing a muscle car,

543
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,980
scantily clad in things like, you know,

544
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,870
bikini tops, denim panties.

545
00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:44,310
- It seems a little pricey to me,

546
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,900
especially because a car wash, in theory,

547
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:49,350
should generate money, right?

548
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,400
- Very business-minded.

549
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,440
- I think what this is missing for me

550
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,450
is the competition element to it.

551
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:56,670
Like, two teams of sexy car washes.

552
00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:57,720
- Can I pitch on that pitch?
- Please.

553
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:02,490
- It could be like,
like if you want team A,

554
00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:04,943
comment if you want team B.
- Wow.

555
00:20:04,943 --> 00:20:05,776
- That is actually an incredible idea.

556
00:20:05,776 --> 00:20:06,609
Then it's spurring engagement.

557
00:20:06,609 --> 00:20:07,817
It's interactive.

558
00:20:07,817 --> 00:20:11,160
- If you do that, I could give you $3,600.

559
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,960
I will even offer myself

560
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,390
in the most amount of clothes possible.

561
00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:17,154
- Just Rekha, fully clothed, soaking wet.

562
00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:17,987
Absolutely.

563
00:20:17,987 --> 00:20:19,950
- Could I go in with you on this?

564
00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:21,247
- Sure. A joint proposal.
- And we do 50/50.

565
00:20:21,247 --> 00:20:23,580
- Can I do $3,600 and one dollar?

566
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:25,233
- I will kill you.

567
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,710
- This right now stands
with the two of you

568
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,194
offering to go in
together, Rekha and Jordan.

569
00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:31,530
- You want to do 37 split?

570
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,790
- I would do 37 split with you.

571
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:33,810
- We'll do 37 split.

572
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,220
- Or Mike Trapp-

573
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:38,040
- Who hasn't offered himself,
fully clothed or otherwise,

574
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:38,873
to the project.
- No.

575
00:20:38,873 --> 00:20:40,290
- I'm offering the incredible idea

576
00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:41,460
of making it a competition.

577
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:42,450
- Which we stole!

578
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,270
- Thank you. I'm going
with these two, thank you.

579
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,140
- Aw!
- That's so sweet.

580
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:49,740
- This pitch is being split
between Rekha and Jordan.

581
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,090
- Thank you for the idea.
I'm sorry we stole it.

582
00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:52,279
- But that's business, baby.
- That's okay.

583
00:20:52,279 --> 00:20:53,340
- That's business.

584
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:56,400
- And it's greenlit!
Sephie, congratulations!

585
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,233
- Bye!

586
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,420
- I can't stop bidding! I'm addicted!

587
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:03,870
- And so that's $1,850 from each of you.

588
00:21:03,870 --> 00:21:05,756
- I love the idea of comment,
like. I think that's smart.

589
00:21:05,756 --> 00:21:07,841
- I think it could be fun.

590
00:21:07,841 --> 00:21:09,930
- This is the sexy car wash.

591
00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:12,150
Like if you think team one is the sexiest.

592
00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:14,403
Comment if you think
team two is the sexiest.

593
00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:17,911
♪ Pretty, face card on 10 ♪

594
00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:20,396
♪ Body right, got her looking ♪

595
00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:22,875
♪ My type, told him spend that then ♪

596
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,489
♪ I like what I like, period ♪

597
00:21:25,489 --> 00:21:27,961
♪ I like what I like ♪

598
00:21:27,961 --> 00:21:30,445
♪ I like what I like ♪

599
00:21:30,445 --> 00:21:32,864
♪ I like what I like, period ♪

600
00:21:32,864 --> 00:21:33,697
♪ Come on ♪

601
00:21:33,697 --> 00:21:36,111
♪ I don't need to analyze ♪

602
00:21:36,111 --> 00:21:38,799
♪ Every word that comes out is a lie ♪

603
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:41,752
♪ Make it look like you so ice ice ice ♪

604
00:21:41,752 --> 00:21:44,532
♪ You won't make it to the finish line ♪

605
00:21:44,532 --> 00:21:48,003
♪ Now if you gotta know the
truth was gonna let you go ♪

606
00:21:48,003 --> 00:21:50,395
♪ Feet high off the
ground, let you shine ♪

607
00:21:50,395 --> 00:21:55,395
♪ Take off that leash so
that we can have some fun ♪

608
00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:04,260
- Trapp, we're going to
have to start figuring out

609
00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:05,490
how to weasel you in there.

610
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,323
- How much do you have?

611
00:22:06,323 --> 00:22:07,380
- I've only bid on Paul's so far.

612
00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:08,550
- That's all you have, is Paul?

613
00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:12,420
- Speaking of Paul, we have
an update on Mr. Robalino.

614
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,950
Paul, let's get you out onstage.

615
00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:16,260
No, no, no, no, no.

616
00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:17,310
- How are you feeling, Paul?

617
00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:19,950
- I can hardly move my body.

618
00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:22,350
Let me show you this.

619
00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:24,780
- Wow!
- Oh my god!

620
00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:25,620
I actually need help.

621
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,000
- Trapp, I'm going to invite you to help

622
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,460
peel the snake skin off
of Paul, but before I do,

623
00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:31,067
let's get kiddie pool out
here to catch the remnants.

624
00:22:31,067 --> 00:22:32,108
It looks awful.

625
00:22:32,108 --> 00:22:33,791
It's very scary.

626
00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:35,040
- It looks like you're a fake person.

627
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:35,944
Oh, it wrinkles!

628
00:22:35,944 --> 00:22:37,472
Do you see how wrinkly I look?

629
00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:38,305
Oh my goodness.

630
00:22:38,305 --> 00:22:39,138
It's already kind of peeling off.

631
00:22:39,138 --> 00:22:41,190
- It's got a kind of
old man skin vibe to it.

632
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:44,430
- Aw!
- This looks so great!

633
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,950
- It looks so scary.
- Oh, it's stuck.

634
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,520
- Oh no, who knew glue would stick?

635
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:51,000
Shut up, Rekha!

636
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,830
It's like the Tin Man.

637
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,360
We're going to try. Oh, look at that!

638
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,650
Just you and me, Paul.

639
00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:57,116
- Guys, it really feels good.

640
00:22:58,199 --> 00:23:00,780
This feels like an expensive therapeutic.

641
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,120
- You ever rub butter under chicken skin?

642
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,610
- Oh, that's fun.
- Should I just tear it,

643
00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:07,020
and then do a full, like, one of these?

644
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,190
- Oh, yeah!

645
00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:10,140
- All right, we're going to do it.

646
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,008
Oh no.

647
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:19,905
For you!
- Don't touch me!

648
00:23:19,905 --> 00:23:21,883
- For you!
- Don't touch me!

649
00:23:21,883 --> 00:23:23,181
Don't touch me!

650
00:23:23,181 --> 00:23:24,364
- Thank you.

651
00:23:26,661 --> 00:23:29,915
- Oh god! Wow!
- That's good, Trapp.

652
00:23:29,915 --> 00:23:31,293
- That's a good one.
- That's really good.

653
00:23:31,293 --> 00:23:33,617
- For me? Yay!
- And you.

654
00:23:33,617 --> 00:23:36,180
Skin for everyone!
- Oh yeah.

655
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:38,550
- Would anyone else like
a piece of the action?

656
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,350
- Oh, how fun.
- I also want to say,

657
00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:42,330
this is not toxic, so you can eat it.

658
00:23:42,330 --> 00:23:43,980
- It's like you're an iPhone,

659
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:45,490
and I'm unboxing you.
- Yes!

660
00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:46,323
Wait, the back is great.
Turn around for the back.

661
00:23:46,323 --> 00:23:47,272
That actually
would be a good title.

662
00:23:47,272 --> 00:23:48,105
- Oh, turn around for the
back. Turn around for the back.

663
00:23:48,105 --> 00:23:48,938
Unboxing Paul?

664
00:23:48,938 --> 00:23:50,388
Unboxing Paul Robalino.

665
00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,087
Yeah.

666
00:23:52,087 --> 00:23:53,520
- The back!
- Yeah.

667
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,340
- This absolutely rules.
- Look at that.

668
00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:58,206
Oh, my mouth is watering.

669
00:23:58,206 --> 00:23:59,070
- This feels amazing.

670
00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:01,320
- Imagine if you were on
any kind of drug right now.

671
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,870
Yeah, imagine if.

672
00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:06,490
- Yeah, Paul did $550
worth of drugs before this.

673
00:24:06,490 --> 00:24:08,670
- Well, he sniffed a bunch of glue!

674
00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:11,760
Oh my god, they're
coming off like fishnets!

675
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,770
- I don't know if anyone's
going to enjoy watching this,

676
00:24:13,770 --> 00:24:15,330
but I like doing it.

677
00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:17,370
I do wonder what the biggest
piece we've pulled off is.

678
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:19,290
- This is one leg.
- That's one leg.

679
00:24:19,290 --> 00:24:20,140
- Hot!
- Wow.

680
00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:22,481
- This is working better
than I ever could've dreamed.

681
00:24:22,481 --> 00:24:23,587
Thank you for helping
make my dream come true.

682
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:26,160
- Thank you. This is very satisfying.

683
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,190
Wow. How about it?

684
00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:30,660
- Rekha, Jordan, any regrets?

685
00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:31,748
- No!
- No.

686
00:24:35,294 --> 00:24:36,872
Paul, what a triumph!

687
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,420
Producers, it's time for our next pitch.

688
00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:47,580
Next, Grant's
pitch to the producers

689
00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:49,713
is sure to make a big pop.

690
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:54,703
I'm out.

691
00:24:56,243 --> 00:24:58,410
- Mingge, please?
- Hi, Mingge!

692
00:24:58,410 --> 00:24:59,400
- Good to see you!
- Welcome back.

693
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,200
Now, I'd like to do an
experiment with you, if I may.

694
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,430
- Okay.
- You're set?

695
00:25:02,430 --> 00:25:03,263
- Yes.

696
00:25:05,430 --> 00:25:09,070
- Now, would you call that
crack oddly satisfying?

697
00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:11,970
- Grant, that was not oddly satisfying.

698
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,920
- It's not, you're absolutely
right. Thank you very much!

699
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,940
- I started out out,

700
00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:18,120
and I'm somehow less in than I was before.

701
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,850
- Trapp, I'm offering you
the opportunity to create

702
00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:25,140
the most oddly satisfying
bone cracking video ever made.

703
00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:27,990
Body ASMR is how me and
millions of other people

704
00:25:27,990 --> 00:25:29,340
get to sleep every night.

705
00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:32,670
I am offering you the chance to pair me up

706
00:25:32,670 --> 00:25:34,710
with a doctor of chiropractic medicine,

707
00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:37,260
the most sensitive microphone technology

708
00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:40,290
in Hollywood, California, and my back.

709
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:42,270
Now, if you're unfamiliar
with the art form,

710
00:25:42,270 --> 00:25:44,640
you should know that a lot
of these chiropractors,

711
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,420
god bless them, they record
their videos with a USB mic,

712
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:50,220
or god forbid, an iPhone.

713
00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:53,100
But we in show business
know that it can be better.

714
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:56,550
It can be louder. It can
be more oddly satisfying.

715
00:25:56,550 --> 00:26:00,480
Producers, I'm asking for
$1,200 for this video.

716
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,010
With your help, I believe that I can

717
00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:04,620
bring crack to the whole world.

718
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,667
- An epidemic, if you will.

719
00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:08,100
- You mentioned that these
videos are used to fall asleep,

720
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,810
but in the same breath mentioned

721
00:26:09,810 --> 00:26:11,340
how loud you would like it to be.

722
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:12,563
- You crack your back?
- Yes.

723
00:26:12,563 --> 00:26:15,960
- Is it more or less satisfying
depending on how loud it is?

724
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:16,857
- Maybe what you're talking about,

725
00:26:16,857 --> 00:26:18,480
and Mingge, feel free to correct me,

726
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,220
is sort of like a fidelity of sound.

727
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:23,790
It's like you want to hear all
those semitones in between.

728
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:24,870
- Yeah.
- Now, Grant, I don't know

729
00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:29,130
if it has the potential for a
massively viral sort of thing.

730
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,930
I am interested in it, but I also worry

731
00:26:30,930 --> 00:26:33,933
that my current portfolio
is just a man peeling skin.

732
00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:37,587
- How much of you is in it?

733
00:26:37,587 --> 00:26:38,820
- And can we have less?

734
00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:40,890
- Something that you
should know about me is

735
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:43,920
I have really bad joints.
- Mm-hm.

736
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,167
- A lot of them make a lot of noise.

737
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,600
And you can have all sorts of loud cracks

738
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,303
all over the internet.

739
00:26:53,303 --> 00:26:55,530
- I'm going to say I'm out.

740
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:57,450
- Jordan has established
that they are out.

741
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,443
Trapp and Rekha, do I hear
an offer from either of you?

742
00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:01,110
- I'm sorry, I'm out.

743
00:27:01,110 --> 00:27:03,570
Grant, if you had come out and
said that you had a new ASMR

744
00:27:03,570 --> 00:27:05,250
to put people to sleep that
was just your opinions,

745
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,360
- I'd be in.
- Wow.

746
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,673
- But I think cracks doesn't do it for me.

747
00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:11,280
- Here's something I would want.

748
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,422
I would like a crack counter
in the corner of the video.

749
00:27:14,422 --> 00:27:15,255
- Mm!

750
00:27:15,255 --> 00:27:16,860
To count the number of cracks.

751
00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:18,495
Like, how high will this go?

752
00:27:18,495 --> 00:27:20,760
- What if we were to say that if I hit

753
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,940
a certain number of cracks,
I get a lot of money?

754
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:25,680
- I don't find that satisfying.

755
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,270
- I think I could get 40 cracks.

756
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,890
- Our budget is $1,200.

757
00:27:28,890 --> 00:27:31,200
How much would you like to put in escrow

758
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,673
for Grant to win if he
gets over 40 cracks?

759
00:27:33,673 --> 00:27:38,010
- I think $1,700 is a fair
reward if I get to 40 cracks.

760
00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:39,360
- One dollar.

761
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,710
- What do you think, Grant?

762
00:27:40,710 --> 00:27:43,140
- I mean, yeah. I'll do it for a dollar.

763
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,120
- This is greenlit!
Congratulations, Grant!

764
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,530
Congratulations, Trapp!

765
00:27:46,530 --> 00:27:47,850
- I'm happy to be in business with you.

766
00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:51,450
- We're gonna corner the weird
body market on the internet.

767
00:27:51,450 --> 00:27:52,920
- I'm Grant O'Brien and
I've been challenged

768
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,040
to get over 40 cracks at the chiropractor.

769
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,405
Let's see if I can do it.
Crack counter, please.

770
00:28:02,790 --> 00:28:05,695
Oh, that was wonderful.
- Ooh, and another one.

771
00:28:08,445 --> 00:28:10,105
- Oh, yeah. Wow!

772
00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:13,959
Ooh, yeah.

773
00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:15,542
- Didn't even have to-
- Oh, wow.

774
00:28:17,936 --> 00:28:20,160
Ooh, yeah.

775
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,285
It went twice!

776
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:25,740
Golly!

777
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:27,606
That feels great.

778
00:28:30,150 --> 00:28:31,470
Ooh!

779
00:28:31,470 --> 00:28:33,780
So that's 45, folks. Mission accomplished.

780
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:36,900
I've just gotten over 40
cracks at the chiropractor.

781
00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:39,000
I get my prize of one dollar,

782
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,120
and my real prize of a slippery spine.

783
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,766
- Slippery spine?
- Slippery spine!

784
00:28:50,190 --> 00:28:53,640
- Producers, it's time for our next pitch.

785
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,160
Next to the
stage is Johnny Stanton

786
00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,000
with an idea that's
really got that dog in it.

787
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,550
- Let's go! Let's go, baby, game time!

788
00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:04,567
Let's go! Let's go, yeah!

789
00:29:04,567 --> 00:29:07,530
Yeah, let's go! Hell yeah!

790
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:11,760
Hello, producers.
- Johnny!

791
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,650
- Producers, it's me, Johnny Stanton,

792
00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:15,720
Dropout personality and
professional football player.

793
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,670
Every year, the single most watched event

794
00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:19,650
on American television is what?

795
00:29:19,650 --> 00:29:20,483
- The Super Bowl!

796
00:29:20,483 --> 00:29:22,410
- Can't say that. The
big game, that's right!

797
00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:24,780
And every year, millions of
people go against the grain

798
00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:26,700
and tune into its canine cousin.

799
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,077
What is that?
- The Puppy Bowl!

800
00:29:28,077 --> 00:29:31,020
- But why fight the
undoubtedly cuter telecast

801
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,040
featuring man's best friend,

802
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,050
when you could instead
combine these events.

803
00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:34,883
- Yes.

804
00:29:34,883 --> 00:29:36,300
Introducing
the Human Puppy Bowl.

805
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:37,950
- Yes.
- I, Johnny Stanton,

806
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:40,530
will field a roster of fellow
professional football players

807
00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:43,470
to play a game of full
contact tackle football

808
00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:45,210
wearing puppy costumes.
- I'm in.

809
00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:49,110
- I am asking for a budget of $3,500,

810
00:29:49,110 --> 00:29:50,376
unless you want to pay more.

811
00:29:51,784 --> 00:29:52,800
Who wants to be part of my team?

812
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,757
- How many players are you fielding?

813
00:29:54,757 --> 00:29:57,420
- $3,500, I think, can get
us a handful of players

814
00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:59,400
local to the Southern California area.

815
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,720
- I have two pitches.

816
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,260
One, can we have puppies take
the place of where humans are

817
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:07,125
in human costumes, in the audience-

818
00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:09,600
- Wow!
- Dressed as humans?

819
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,740
- There's nothing against the rules.

820
00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:13,380
- I could give you $4,000
and blow my whole budget.

821
00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:15,480
- Rekha is in for $4,000.

822
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,150
Do I hear offers from
either Trapp or Jordan?

823
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,307
- I'm excited about this idea,

824
00:30:19,307 --> 00:30:21,060
'cause the Puppy Bowl is very cute,

825
00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:23,240
but it's not very compelling.
- More needs to happen.

826
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,870
- I'm in, and I'm trying to think

827
00:30:24,870 --> 00:30:26,038
if there's any other way
to juice it up any more.

828
00:30:26,038 --> 00:30:27,087
- Go in with me.

829
00:30:27,087 --> 00:30:29,130
- The fun of this gets more fun

830
00:30:29,130 --> 00:30:30,780
the more professional it feels.

831
00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:31,920
I want to have the start,

832
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,150
you know, it's like, here's the roster!

833
00:30:33,150 --> 00:30:34,112
And you see everyone.
♪ Ba da da, ba da ♪

834
00:30:34,112 --> 00:30:35,287
- I want the graphics. I want-

835
00:30:35,287 --> 00:30:36,540
- We can graphics package.

836
00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:38,160
- I will say graphics package

837
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,249
for another $1,000,
bringing this to $5,000.

838
00:30:40,249 --> 00:30:41,649
- Do you want to each spend 2,500?

839
00:30:41,649 --> 00:30:42,482
- Yeah, I'm into that.

840
00:30:42,482 --> 00:30:44,340
- Jordan, would you be willing
to get in on this at all?

841
00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:47,490
- I really, from the Puppy
Bowl, just want the puppies,

842
00:30:47,490 --> 00:30:51,180
and adult men being in
it takes away from me.

843
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,170
- Takes. Okay, understood.

844
00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:55,050
- I do like you. You seem very charming.

845
00:30:55,050 --> 00:30:56,130
- He's very nice.
- Great guy.

846
00:30:56,130 --> 00:30:57,660
- And I'm more of a basketball guy, also.

847
00:30:57,660 --> 00:30:59,190
- There's so many elements
here that's checking.

848
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,493
I am in, and I will work with Rekha.

849
00:31:02,947 --> 00:31:04,526
- Thank you so much.
- Hey, no problem.

850
00:31:04,526 --> 00:31:05,940
- I really appreciate you.
Really appreciate you.

851
00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:09,150
- All right!
- Wow! Incredible!

852
00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:11,730
Another greenlight, and
$2,500 away from both these-

853
00:31:11,730 --> 00:31:13,983
- I got no money, almost.

854
00:31:13,983 --> 00:31:16,273
- Hey, I'm Johnny Stanton.
This is the Human Puppy Bowl.

855
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,627
Well, the stage is set,

856
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:20,850
and the vaccinations are up to date.

857
00:31:20,850 --> 00:31:23,280
Let's go down to the field
for the starting lineup.

858
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,510
- Johnny Stanton, Golden Retriever.

859
00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:25,830
- Ryan Jones, chihuahua.

860
00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:27,150
- Justin Cheadle, rottweiler.

861
00:31:27,150 --> 00:31:28,800
- Justin Gunn, Australian Ridgeback.

862
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,910
- Ryan Nelson, mutt.

863
00:31:29,910 --> 00:31:32,640
- JR Tavai, the Great Dane.

864
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,080
Belly Rubs lining up.

865
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,814
Empty backfield. Defense showing blitz.

866
00:31:35,814 --> 00:31:37,617
- Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

867
00:31:37,617 --> 00:31:39,030
- And a reminder:
- Hut!

868
00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,610
Any and all the
players are up for adoption

869
00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,590
and looking for a happy home.

870
00:31:43,590 --> 00:31:44,640
Oh my goodness!

871
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,930
He's of the leash!
- Let's go!

872
00:31:45,930 --> 00:31:47,487
Touchdown, Rubs!

873
00:31:47,487 --> 00:31:51,240
I mean, that is just an
outstanding effort by Justin,

874
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,580
but that defense needs to be better.

875
00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,110
Bad boy.

876
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:57,180
Changed your mind? We'll reverse it!

877
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:59,130
Chompsky's spay and neuter!

878
00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:00,540
Justin and Junior, of course,

879
00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:02,970
former teammates who once
used to share a locker

880
00:32:02,970 --> 00:32:05,640
at Petco dog and puppy training class.

881
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,740
Looks like we're going
to see a return here.

882
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:10,470
The Reactive Behaviors fielded at the two.

883
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,303
- Squirrel!

884
00:32:13,127 --> 00:32:16,530
Oh, but there's daylight!

885
00:32:16,530 --> 00:32:19,470
Just a lights out performance
from both teams today.

886
00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:22,080
But most importantly, they're
all going to be exhausted

887
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,150
on the couch for the rest of the day.

888
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:27,600
On behalf of all the fans
here at Barry Boneyard,

889
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,362
oh, big stretch!

890
00:32:34,950 --> 00:32:37,170
- It's time for our next pitch.

891
00:32:37,170 --> 00:32:41,070
Next up, Lily
and Izzy present a batshit idea

892
00:32:41,070 --> 00:32:43,203
that I can't believe we went ahead with.

893
00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:45,270
- Hello, producers.

894
00:32:45,270 --> 00:32:47,250
There's only one thing
people want to see online,

895
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:50,010
and that is-
- Perverted stuff!

896
00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:52,800
- That's right.
- And parasocial stuff!

897
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,710
- Okay, that is two things
that people want to see online,

898
00:32:55,710 --> 00:33:00,120
and we think we've got the
perfect pitch that combines both.

899
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,610
- You all have pretty discerning palates.

900
00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:05,070
- Yeah.
- You can tell the difference

901
00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:08,700
between Coke and Pepsi and RC Cola.

902
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:09,927
- Me specifically, yes.

903
00:33:09,927 --> 00:33:12,180
- Yes, but can you tell the difference

904
00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:15,240
between Izzy, Becca
Scott, and my breast milk?

905
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,560
- That's right, this is
a breast milk taste test.

906
00:33:20,509 --> 00:33:22,230
Producers, if you greenlight this,

907
00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:25,226
you will play it here and now.

908
00:33:25,226 --> 00:33:26,580
- How much? How much?

909
00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:28,170
- All the money in your bank!

910
00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:29,790
I'll do it.

911
00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:32,190
- We haven't even
finished reading our copy.

912
00:33:32,190 --> 00:33:34,077
- You don't need to.
It's fine, I'll do it.

913
00:33:34,077 --> 00:33:36,270
- For the cost of our perfect breast milk-

914
00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:38,610
- The life source of our children!

915
00:33:38,610 --> 00:33:41,580
- Which is priceless,
if you think about it!

916
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,950
We were seeking all of
Jordan's money for it.

917
00:33:43,950 --> 00:33:46,290
- We can't counter-bid $6,000.

918
00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:48,360
- You could go in together.
- We can both combine-

919
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,730
- Yeah, you both get a little slurp.

920
00:33:50,730 --> 00:33:53,550
- Producers, we have gone to
the trouble of pasteurizing

921
00:33:53,550 --> 00:33:55,740
this breast milk in order
to make it safe to drink.

922
00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:58,020
- All natural!

923
00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:00,720
- This video is Jordan
taking a little taste of each

924
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,550
and trying to identify whose is whose?

925
00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:03,383
- Yes.
- Yes.

926
00:34:03,383 --> 00:34:04,929
- I think this is an excellent idea.

927
00:34:04,929 --> 00:34:05,762
- I do, too.

928
00:34:05,762 --> 00:34:06,810
- I simply don't want to do it.

929
00:34:06,810 --> 00:34:07,643
- And Rekha?

930
00:34:07,643 --> 00:34:10,200
- I actually don't know if
I can compete with Jordan

931
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,430
for a few reasons, one of them being,

932
00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:13,080
Jordan is a professional
food taste tester,

933
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,670
and I think their tasting of it

934
00:34:14,670 --> 00:34:15,960
would be imperative to the project.

935
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,470
- If you do this for $6,144,
it will clear you out.

936
00:34:19,470 --> 00:34:20,820
- I love both of you.

937
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:23,370
I want to give all my money,

938
00:34:23,370 --> 00:34:27,630
because it's important to
support women at their jobs.

939
00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:28,536
- Yeah!

940
00:34:28,536 --> 00:34:30,000
- That's going to make it go viral.

941
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,833
That's going to make it go viral.

942
00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,400
- Domestic labor is labor!

943
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,650
- Sounds like we have a deal.

944
00:34:33,650 --> 00:34:38,280
For $6,144, Jordan, this
pitch belongs to you.

945
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,593
Let's get you behind the taste test.

946
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,610
- One on either side, please.
- Shirts off.

947
00:34:44,610 --> 00:34:47,370
- I'm trying to see if I
can guess which breast milk

948
00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:49,791
belongs to some of my best friends.

949
00:34:55,350 --> 00:34:57,390
Okay, the middle one is the sweetest,

950
00:34:57,390 --> 00:34:59,730
and Lily does have a huge sweet tooth.

951
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:02,100
- And breast milk is made from blood.

952
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,173
- Okay. I'm not a doctor.

953
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,535
Okay, very wholesome,
very light, very fresh.

954
00:35:13,290 --> 00:35:14,840
- You are drinking a lot.

955
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,090
- I'm thirsty!

956
00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:19,380
This one is the most milky.

957
00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:20,700
Okay, you're young, you're fun.

958
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:21,533
I think yours is the lighter one.

959
00:35:21,533 --> 00:35:23,430
- I'm young?
- You're young and you're fun.

960
00:35:23,430 --> 00:35:25,020
- Yeah. Young mommy.

961
00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:26,220
- Young mommy.
- Young mommy.

962
00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:28,920
- And then I think Becca
seems very healthy to me.

963
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,270
- Once again, Jordan, your answers.

964
00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:31,103
- Lily.

965
00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:33,863
Izzy.

966
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:36,083
Becca.

967
00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:41,083
- You are 100% correct.
- I did it! I knew it!

968
00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:43,503
- Congratulations.
- I knew it! I knew it!

969
00:35:43,503 --> 00:35:44,786
- Knew it!
- I knew it!

970
00:35:44,786 --> 00:35:45,775
- Knew it!

971
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:56,960
- Lily, Izzy, incredible pitch.
- Thank you for...

972
00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:01,486
Producers, it's time to
check back in with Erika.

973
00:36:05,722 --> 00:36:07,110
- Sam.
- Erika.

974
00:36:07,110 --> 00:36:08,550
- Sam.
- Erika!

975
00:36:08,550 --> 00:36:10,743
- Know I love you.
- What have we done?

976
00:36:11,902 --> 00:36:15,202
Yes!

977
00:36:15,202 --> 00:36:17,026
That's nice. That's nice.

978
00:36:17,026 --> 00:36:18,707
- I love you!

979
00:36:18,707 --> 00:36:21,120
- I know one thing that
does well on Dropout.

980
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,970
You getting absolutely fucking roasted.

981
00:36:23,970 --> 00:36:25,020
- Yes!

982
00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:27,946
- This is gorgeous work,
my friend. It's so legible.

983
00:36:27,946 --> 00:36:29,504
He probably had
to practice that before.

984
00:36:29,504 --> 00:36:30,337
- Yeah.
- Other clients.

985
00:36:30,337 --> 00:36:32,283
- I don't agree with it.

986
00:36:32,283 --> 00:36:34,800
- He said, he was like-
- Hey, I'll shake your hand.

987
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,060
- He was like, "Who is this?"

988
00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,740
And I was like, "The gentleman
in the pinstripe suit."

989
00:36:37,740 --> 00:36:39,540
He was like, "Oh, I like that guy."

990
00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:41,840
- Aw!
- I was like, "Me too."

991
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:42,757
- So sweet.

992
00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:45,000
How about that?

993
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,290
- And remember that Erika

994
00:36:46,290 --> 00:36:47,820
will still have this for "Game Changer".

995
00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:51,000
- I have to explain to the
nice people at PlayStation

996
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,770
what this means and who you are.

997
00:36:52,770 --> 00:36:53,870
That's nice.

998
00:36:55,170 --> 00:36:58,440
- Money well spent.
- Brands, if you're watching,

999
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,080
you too can do this!

1000
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,310
- Producers, it's time
for your next pitch.

1001
00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,350
Here comes Izzy, again,

1002
00:37:10,350 --> 00:37:15,290
with a wholly original idea,
but hole is spelled H-O-L-E.

1003
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,760
- Let's talk some "Game
Changer" facts, shall we?

1004
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:25,020
What is its number one episode format?

1005
00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:30,020
Sam Says! That episode's
most viral contribution?

1006
00:37:30,690 --> 00:37:32,640
Mine, baby!

1007
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,710
- Propose a visual effect to go here.

1008
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:35,707
- A bunch of buttholes popping up.

1009
00:37:35,707 --> 00:37:37,890
- The lady said buttholes, Sam.

1010
00:37:37,890 --> 00:37:42,180
- My pitch to you, producers,
even more buttholes.

1011
00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:43,013
- How much?

1012
00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:45,660
- A number that feels
good to me is $3,000.

1013
00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:47,310
- What would be different this time?

1014
00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:49,257
- What do you want? You want
a butthole on your face?

1015
00:37:49,257 --> 00:37:50,340
- No.
- Right now.

1016
00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:52,230
You want a butthole on my face? Right now.

1017
00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:55,080
We've got a butthole over my
face talking as I'm talking.

1018
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,660
We've got two buttholes right
here talking as my hands.

1019
00:37:57,660 --> 00:37:59,190
- I do worry about diminishing returns.

1020
00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:00,330
- You know what? I agree with you.

1021
00:38:00,330 --> 00:38:01,680
However, did you think

1022
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,990
that you could be sitting in a butthole?

1023
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:06,690
I could do a little dance. Boop!

1024
00:38:06,690 --> 00:38:08,130
- Well, because the thing is-
- Boop!

1025
00:38:08,130 --> 00:38:10,230
- I feel like we gotta top-
- You gotta top a butthole?

1026
00:38:10,230 --> 00:38:11,280
- You gotta top a butthole.

1027
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,770
- I could be doing rainbow
buttholes, juggling.

1028
00:38:13,770 --> 00:38:16,140
- It's so funny because if
they don't edit them in,

1029
00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:17,633
you're just crazy-

1030
00:38:17,633 --> 00:38:21,201
- That's right, if this
gets greenlit, we see that,

1031
00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:22,593
and if not, it doesn't.

1032
00:38:22,593 --> 00:38:25,227
Yeah, this is just insane. Yeah.

1033
00:38:25,227 --> 00:38:27,240
This clip could do well.

1034
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,620
- I'm making it worse.

1035
00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:29,760
- No, no. Actually, I like this.

1036
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,430
- Now you guys want the
viral video to be me dancing,

1037
00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:34,950
thinking there are
buttholes, but there aren't.

1038
00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:35,850
- They're just somewhere

1039
00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,900
a little away from where Izzy's doing it.

1040
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,247
That's kind of funny.

1041
00:38:40,247 --> 00:38:42,750
- I want to see pure artistry.

1042
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:44,610
- You want to see veins
and stuff, you freak.

1043
00:38:44,610 --> 00:38:48,690
- No, I want there to
be a portal that opens

1044
00:38:48,690 --> 00:38:50,100
and a butthole comes out of the butthole-

1045
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,783
- And it takes you out.

1046
00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:54,390
- You know how people talk about "Avatar"

1047
00:38:54,390 --> 00:38:56,190
where they're like, the
story kind of sucked,

1048
00:38:56,190 --> 00:38:57,840
but wow, you can't deny the effects.

1049
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,820
I want the "Avatar" version.

1050
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,710
- That does strike me as
more expensive, Trapp.

1051
00:39:01,710 --> 00:39:04,740
- Of course.
- And you do have $5,700.

1052
00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:05,573
- Oh my god!

1053
00:39:05,573 --> 00:39:07,197
- Are you willing to
commit any more to this?

1054
00:39:07,197 --> 00:39:08,910
- You should give all your money to that.

1055
00:39:08,910 --> 00:39:10,007
- For a clip of me right now,

1056
00:39:10,007 --> 00:39:11,640
buttholes shooting out of my butt.

1057
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,473
- I would go in on this.

1058
00:39:12,473 --> 00:39:13,800
He doesn't need me, but
I would go in on it.

1059
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,963
- You're both in on this idea.
- Yes.

1060
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,397
- But we will say by
another $1,000, so $4,000.

1061
00:39:20,397 --> 00:39:22,984
- Okay, 4,000. I'll go 50/50 with Trapp.

1062
00:39:22,984 --> 00:39:24,210
I'll give $2,000 to that.

1063
00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:25,800
- Izzy, how do you feel about this idea?

1064
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,180
- If we win-
- Hey, I'll take it!

1065
00:39:27,180 --> 00:39:29,520
- Then nothing here.
- Woo! Woo!

1066
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,950
- In that case, Trapp and Rekha, congrats.

1067
00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:34,875
Izzy, congrats. Wow, congratulations, all.

1068
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:39,545
- The Declaration of
Independence is in my butthole?

1069
00:39:45,210 --> 00:39:49,590
- Producers, it's time
to hear your final pitch.

1070
00:39:49,590 --> 00:39:51,660
Last to the stage is Vic,

1071
00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:54,270
who's set to remove the
last of the competition

1072
00:39:54,270 --> 00:39:58,770
in their brutal ascent to the
top of the Dropout empire.

1073
00:39:58,770 --> 00:40:00,030
- Producers, I think my pitch

1074
00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:01,740
should be pretty obvious at this point.

1075
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:04,860
My pitch is that Brennan
Lee Mulligan quits Dropout.

1076
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:07,200
So if we can please
bring out my prop here.

1077
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,990
In this video, Brennan will claim

1078
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,370
not to only be leaving Dropout,

1079
00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:13,110
but also be leaving D&D altogether

1080
00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:14,040
to focus on his first love,

1081
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,190
which is making American Girl doll shoes.

1082
00:40:17,190 --> 00:40:18,120
Okay, so as you can see,

1083
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,654
we have a couple of samples,
examples right here.

1084
00:40:20,654 --> 00:40:21,510
- Really nice.

1085
00:40:21,510 --> 00:40:22,725
- Something a little bit more intricate.

1086
00:40:22,725 --> 00:40:23,558
Oh, I love the swans.

1087
00:40:23,558 --> 00:40:24,990
- He's making these by hand out of clay.

1088
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:25,823
- I love this.

1089
00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:26,880
- He's putting the time and attention

1090
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,420
that he put into his
craft into his crafts.

1091
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:31,253
- Yeah.
- First off,

1092
00:40:31,253 --> 00:40:33,660
those farewell videos get
tens of millions of views.

1093
00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:36,097
If we title a YouTube video,

1094
00:40:36,097 --> 00:40:37,920
"This Is Why I'm Leaving Dropout,"

1095
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,630
immediately we're going to
get people to click through.

1096
00:40:39,630 --> 00:40:42,420
Producers, for talent and production fees,

1097
00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:44,580
I am seeking a budget of...

1098
00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:46,500
Sam, there's a number on the screen,

1099
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,120
and I'm going to do something
that's a little off book.

1100
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,344
- Okay.
- I'm seeking $20,000.

1101
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,570
- I'm curious how you think
this is going to work.

1102
00:40:54,570 --> 00:40:56,760
- Hold on. I'm seeking $20,000.

1103
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,630
I'm not great at math,

1104
00:40:57,630 --> 00:40:59,040
but I know these numbers don't add up.

1105
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,040
Sam, I'm coming to you humbly, asking you,

1106
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:07,040
the executive producer of
this show, to please...

1107
00:41:07,830 --> 00:41:12,240
Fund it.
- Fund it! Fund it!

1108
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,313
Fund it!
- Her leg fell off.

1109
00:41:16,008 --> 00:41:16,958
- Fund it! Fund it!

1110
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,720
- We're talking about something that

1111
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,880
begins as Brennan's exit video,

1112
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,340
and ends up an episode of "Chef's Table".

1113
00:41:23,340 --> 00:41:25,350
- Brennan sort of on a table,

1114
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:27,540
and we just see a hand
pushing up off a table,

1115
00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:28,800
and then it fades to black.

1116
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,990
- All right, who has something to offer me

1117
00:41:30,990 --> 00:41:33,030
in exchange for $20,000?

1118
00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:35,760
- I will put up videos that corroborate

1119
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,680
that Brennan has left Dropout.
- Interesting.

1120
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,730
- Cryptic posts.

1121
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,530
- A selfie with Brennan
saying, "Gonna miss this guy."

1122
00:41:40,530 --> 00:41:42,420
- Sponsored ads for Brennan's shoes.

1123
00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:46,500
- I will do that ad on my podcast.

1124
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,940
- Now we're talking.
- How does this work, Sam?

1125
00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:49,200
Are we equal partners in this?

1126
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,470
- Are we all so committed to this-

1127
00:41:51,470 --> 00:41:52,470
- Yeah.
- ...that we are willing

1128
00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:54,110
to all go in together-
- Yeah.

1129
00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:56,160
- ...with our respective promises-

1130
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,600
- Yeah.
- Knowing that if we do that

1131
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,790
and make this happen, it will mean that

1132
00:41:59,790 --> 00:42:02,730
the resulting points are a complete wash?

1133
00:42:02,730 --> 00:42:03,563
- Yes.
- Yeah.

1134
00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:04,527
- I think that's beautiful.

1135
00:42:04,527 --> 00:42:06,960
- I love that. I think that's
the perfect way to end.

1136
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,430
- I think that that is art.

1137
00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:10,230
- Trapp, it's up to you. You
still have the most money.

1138
00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:12,300
- I also think this video should get made.

1139
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:15,240
- In that case, we're all
going into business together

1140
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,847
into American Girl doll shoes.

1141
00:42:16,847 --> 00:42:17,680
- I couldn't be happier.

1142
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,623
- As created by Brennan Lee
Mulligan. Vic, incredible pitch.

1143
00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:22,653
- I'm here, but I'm not involved
at all, so this is great.

1144
00:42:23,562 --> 00:42:28,170
- So stupid and funny.

1145
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:29,003
- Okay.

1146
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,680
Hey, gang.

1147
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,310
So this is the hardest video

1148
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,903
I've ever had to make.

1149
00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:42,303
Effective immediately,

1150
00:42:44,490 --> 00:42:49,490
I will no longer be with Dropout.tv.

1151
00:42:50,370 --> 00:42:53,640
There is no bad blood
between us. There's no drama.

1152
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,370
You may be thinking to
yourself, "Why, Brennan? Why?"

1153
00:42:56,370 --> 00:42:58,020
You deserve to know why.

1154
00:42:58,020 --> 00:42:59,343
As of today,

1155
00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:03,130
I have dedicated myself to
the craft and profession

1156
00:43:04,830 --> 00:43:07,524
of making custom shoes
for American Girl dolls.

1157
00:43:11,036 --> 00:43:13,863
This is me!

1158
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,670
Dance shoes, cowboy boots, galoshes,

1159
00:43:17,670 --> 00:43:20,070
brogues, wingtips, spats.

1160
00:43:20,070 --> 00:43:23,970
You name a shoe, I'll show
you an American Girl doll shoe

1161
00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:26,910
that's the type of shoe
that is the shoe you said.

1162
00:43:26,910 --> 00:43:29,370
Kit, Melody, Josefina.

1163
00:43:29,370 --> 00:43:30,930
Have you seen what they're working with?

1164
00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:33,510
Dog shit, bro! Shoes are ass!

1165
00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:36,090
Not historically
accurate, disproportional,

1166
00:43:36,090 --> 00:43:38,130
plastic seam on the bottom.

1167
00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:41,280
Looking at these doll shoes
makes me so pissed I could spit.

1168
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:46,230
Daniel Day-Lewis left
Hollywood to make shoes.

1169
00:43:46,230 --> 00:43:48,960
And yeah, he's a
tremendously overrated actor.

1170
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,010
But I'm gonna make smaller
shoes, and I'm better than him.

1171
00:43:53,010 --> 00:43:57,030
This comes to us from a
bison encampment in Utah

1172
00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:58,938
where they ethically

1173
00:43:58,938 --> 00:44:00,221
Torture and slaughter bison.

1174
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:04,530
Look, I love and will always
love my Dropout family.

1175
00:44:04,530 --> 00:44:07,500
But sometimes, your heart
sings a song so loud

1176
00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:09,213
that your soul can't not hear it.

1177
00:44:11,070 --> 00:44:14,100
I promised myself I would cry,
and it's just not happening.

1178
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:17,970
So for now, it's gotta
be bye, intrepid heroes.

1179
00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:21,480
It's gotta be un-credible.
It's gotta be hell no.

1180
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,520
So please investigation
check out my website,

1181
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,743
BrennansAmericanGirlDollShoes.com.

1182
00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:29,130
Izzy wants to know where I am.

1183
00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:39,300
- The scores at the end of
our game we don't yet know.

1184
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:41,970
Tune in one month from now
to see this episode updated

1185
00:44:41,970 --> 00:44:43,470
with stats and a winner.

1186
00:44:43,470 --> 00:44:45,180
Until then, I'm Sam Reich,

1187
00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:47,402
reminding you that it's
the end of episode.

1188
00:44:47,402 --> 00:44:50,206
For that reason, I'm out. Goodnight.