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PERSON: Come on, brother. Just press
the button.

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PERSON'S BROTHER: I will not.

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- Come on, just do it, please?
- Fine!

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(BEEPING)

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(DOG MAN SCORE SOUNDTRACK PLAYS)

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POLICE CAR: Whoa!

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I just need to find Evil
Marcus James.

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- Huh?!
- (LAUGHING) So long, suckas.

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I need to catch him! I need to stop this!

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So long, suckers! You'll never be catching me!

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Wait a minute, what's he talking
abou...?

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It's a... It's a bomb!

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You see, Butler. The police car sees
the bomb so it could blow up.

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- Yeah, whatever.
- Don't whatever me!

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Soon, it will blow up,

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And I will rule the world!
(LAUGHING)

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Um...?

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What?!

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Can I have tomorrow off?

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- It's my mother's birthday and...
- You're fired!

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Oh no! This is bad! What am I going to do?
What am I going to do? What am I going to do?!

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Wait a minute, I don't see a timer on there.

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It's just a regular bomb.

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This is so cool!

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(EXPLODES)

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MAY 16, 2015

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(GROANING)

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Sir, I have a compulsions.

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That, we have to replace you with
an orange cube.

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Why an orange cube though?!

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Because it's my own duty, now if you'll
excuse me, I'll have to get the cube ready.

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Okay.

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- MARCUS JAMES: I'm right here!
- Whoa!

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♪ Marcus James The... ♪

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♪ Movie ♪

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OCTOBER 26, 2021

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BUGS BUNNY: Ah, what a lovely day,
peace and quiet, and...

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♪ Oh, Marcus James!
I brought something for ya! ♪

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Oh crud! I'm getting out of here

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(MARCUS JAMES SCREAMING)

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Make the hole appear. Now that's
more like it.

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Wait, what?!

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(YELLING)

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Now that's what I'm doing about, baby!

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- CORRIN: Hi, Evil Marcus James. (CHUCKLES)
- Shut up, Corrin! Leave me alone!

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Corrin, sorry I was being
mean, and you know since,

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uh, many of that stuff.
Hey! You wanna play?

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Okay!

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Cannonball!

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So long, suckas!

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Why is he chasing me again?!

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THEN EVIL MARCUS JAMES GOT ARRESTED.
AGAIN...

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IN THE PRESENT...

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(SNORING)

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Yoo-hoo. Come on.

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You gotta wake up, Very
important day.

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Come on, wake up.

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- Wake up, Marcus! Wake up!
- (YELLING AND SCREAMING)

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Pizza Chunk! Don't ever do that again!

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Sorry.

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Now I need to get ready for my
party.

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Good morning everybody!

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ALL:
Good morning, Marcus!

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So who's ready for the party?

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ALL:
Yay!

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KIERAN: Wait! I gotta walk down the
street and talk to Marcy. I'll be right back!

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- Hey, Marcy. How are you?
- It's doing great since I, um, uh

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seen you, Kieran. By the way, when is
our new show coming out?

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So glad you asked!
MAY 2, 2025

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Eeeee! Can't wait!

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Same! I gotta go back to Marcus' party.
We'll hang later today, okay?

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- Okay, see ya.
- See ya.

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Okay. I'm back.

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Good! Now, UltraBox, can you do
the honors for me?

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- Sure thing, Marcus!
- Let's get this party started!

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- CORN: Hey!
- So long, suckas!

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Ah, I'm having a good day,
peace and quiet, and...

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(♪ ♪ DISCORD RINGTONE RINGING)

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Huh? Who's calling me?
Hello? Oh, it's Orangie! What's up?

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Evil Marcus James has escaped!

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Wait! He got out of prison?!
Don't worry, I'll be right back.

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(MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MUSIC PLAYS)

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Let's go.

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- There it is.
- I can see it.

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Alright, let's get this car started.
(YELLING)

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(LAUGHING) I finally
got myself out of jail!

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Now let's see what I
can do about this place.

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- ELLA AND LONG LEGS: Papa?
- Huh?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the...?
I am not your Papa. I will never always be your papa!

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(CRYING)

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(ECHOING): I want my Butler back, I want my
money back...

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(YELLING): I want my life back!!!

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Okay, first we're going to Pizza Chunk's house,
so.

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His studio production, yeah. So let's go get him.

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Pizza Chunk and Kieran Kalamity! We need your help!

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Who the heck are you and why the
heck are you doing here?

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Are you just not going to answer?

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Green one. I'm gonna call you Ella. And
Yellow one. I'm gonna call you Long Legs.

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You know what? You people are acting
weird to me. I'm just going to go upstairs.

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There's Evil Marcus James' Evil Lab!
Let's go get him!

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I had to do this clip like that because it took me a long of time to make this
movie, but meanwhile when they got in...

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Okay. I just need to find Evil Marcus James.
Wait a minute, what the sigma?

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LONG LEGS: Are you the nice clone of
Marcus James?

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- Of course I am, why wouldn't I?
- Hey! What is all of that ruckus!

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Oh no, he's here.

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Well, well, well. If it isn't Marcus James himself.

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I should stomp so I can, uh, destroy your friends, so yeah!

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Boom!

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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Guys!

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You monster!

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Now your gonna pay!

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Wait, what the sigma?

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(GLASS BREAKING)
(SCREAMING)

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You know what? I have been trapped for 50 years,
and you still don't get it!

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- I'm nothing like you!
- (BOTH SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTS, GASPS)

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Wait, what the?

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(BOTH GROWLING)

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(PANTING)

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(YELLING)

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(MARCUS JAMES SCREAMING)

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Show yourself, coward! Where are you?
Huh?

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On second thought, this ends now!

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You know? You were right about one thing.
But this ends now for you!

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What do you mean by that?

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Ow! Okay, that's it!

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No! My powers! Okay, fine, finish it!

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(MARCUS JAMES PANTING)

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I know your inside my heart right here!

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(SAD MUSIC PLAYS)

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Well? What are you waiting for?
Go on and defeat me!

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It's not just the same as always. Nothing is about
to defeat us. Just look at the Earth.

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- I think you did a very good job.
- Well, thank you. Now I need to get back

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to Earth, so, bye.

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Bye. So long, my friend.

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(SCREAMING)

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- Ugh! Where am I?
- Are you okay, Marcus?

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Guys! No time to waste! We gotta go back
to the house immediately! Now, let's go!

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- There, good as n-.
- (SCREAMING)

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Marcus! Pizza Chunk, where in the heck have
you two been?

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So let me get this straight. Evil Marcus James becomes a
good guy. So that's it.

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- Do you think we should, um... party?
- I think we should.

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Let's party!

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Wait a minute, why are we showing this? Oh,
it's just a dream sequence ending. Huh.

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It's time to jump in this portal!
I'm gonna jump it! Weeeee!

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("HIGH HOPES" BY
PANIC! AT THE DISCO PLAYS)

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Yeah! I win for another dimenstion.

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Uh, hello? Guys?

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Where is everybody?

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Okay, now I'm just recasting myself.

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Okay, so how do I get back?

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Uh, pro tip. If you got the fastest orange cube in the works, then,
yeah. And also, why are you trying to shoot me? Also, no cosmic

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display but you gotta few details wrong, I can't blame you though.
It's hard to copy perfection. And yes! I said it! In a whole thing!

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(SCREAMING)

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Wait a minute, what?! Who are you?

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("MARCUS JAMES THE MOVIE THEME" BY
MARCUS JAMES)

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♪ These beats are the purest ♪

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♪ Do it, do it ♪

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♪ If you have trouble with ideas ♪

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♪ I got something that might you watch ♪

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♪ Watch, this is so fun to see ♪

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♪ Ha! Marcus James: The Movie ♪

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♪ I'm having a theme right now ♪

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♪ And I got to do my streams ♪

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♪ Watch, this is so fun to see ♪

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♪ Ha! ♪

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♪ Watch out! ♪

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♪ His evilest clone ♪

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♪ Is coming to him ♪

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♪ He's gonna stop him ♪

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♪ And... yeah, that's all ♪

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♪ Marcus saves the world ♪

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♪ with a Calamity Stone ♪

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♪ Watch, this is so fun to see ♪

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♪ Ha! Marcus James: The Movie ♪

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♪ I'm having a theme right now ♪

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♪ And I got to do my thing ♪

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♪ Watch, this is so fun to see ♪

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♪ Ha! Marcus James: The Movie ♪

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(CINEMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

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Hey! Where is the music?

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♪ Ruff, ruff! ♪

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Hello? What's this?

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