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I just wish I knew what
was going on in there.

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Someone is stealing our spoons.

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The ants are back.

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SHE SIGHS

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Oh, Amy? Please!

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BOTH SCREAM

7
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That was good that time,
wasn't it? Not really, no.

8
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Is that banana
meant to be a knife?

9
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No, it's meant to be a banana.
I'm going to eat it. OK.

10
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What's going on? You called me.

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No, Sam's just helping
me with self-defence.

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And I need you to take
that down, please.

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What? I've only
just finished it.

14
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But it's massive, and I
need it out of my way.

15
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Well, that's what the
French said at first,

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a lot of people wanted
it pulled down, and now,

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it's the most-visited tourist
attraction in the world, so...

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Huh. Oh, Amy,
isn't it wonderful!

19
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Oh, it's like being in Paris.

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It's like being in Legoland.

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Are you not putting the flag on?

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Er, the what? What flag?

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For the tippy top.

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Eee. Right, I'm off to
the high street. OK.

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I'm taking one of the
fobs, Rachel. Yeah.

26
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And I'll meet you at the,
er, escape shop at 3pm.

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Escape Room, OK, bye, Sue.
I'll see you later, Paul.

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Why is that stain here? I've just
washed it. See you, Mum. See you.

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PAUL: OK, everyone,
listen up, please.

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I'm going to take my
oatmeal bath now for my...

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Bum rash.

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...upper thigh rash,
thank you, Sam,

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and, er, I shall be at least
an hour, please do not disturb.

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Well, thank you, thank you for that
totally unnecessary announcement.

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You go and stew in your porridge.
What are you looking for?

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I've lost the French
flag for the top.

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It's not finished without it.

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OK. God, it's taken me ages.

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Er, why is the door locked?

40
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I guess the smart locks are on.

41
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Where's the fob? I think
Granny had it, didn't she?

42
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Oh. What? Oh, no.

43
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What? Erm... has
she locked us in?

44
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Oh, she's locked us in. Huh?

45
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Yeah, she's locked us in.

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Er, go and get your dad,
Sam. He's bathing in oatmeal.

47
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Go after your granny, Amy, and
tell her she's locked us in.

48
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Yeah, I can't, she's locked
us in. She's locked us in.

49
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Sam, go and get your dad,
put the camera down. Oh...

50
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We're locked in. Oh, God!
We're locked in! Sam.

51
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We're locked in. Sam, go!
We're locked in! Fine!

52
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Oh... AMY GIGGLES

53
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Why am I nervous? What
is it? THEY CHUCKLE

54
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Ta-da! Happy anniversary.

55
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Oh, babe...

56
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Yeah? I didn't think
you... SHE GIGGLES

57
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I didn't think you were
going to get me one. Waaah!

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HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
Because... because and...

59
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...and this is so funny,
it really is funny,

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erm... I got one, as well.

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Ha!

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You got a big green
egg for yourself?

63
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No, I... Well, for you.

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For me?

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Are you joking? For us.

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For the... for the family.

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The discount code was
about to expire, and...

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...and you said you
weren't getting me one...

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Yeah, because I wanted it to be a
surprise. Where's your one, then?

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It hasn't arrived yet.

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OK, so my anniversary present
isn't even here in time,

72
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and it's a barbecue.
Oh, wow, this is great.

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Come on, you two.

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Your anniversary
pancakes are ready.

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Oh, yeah! Mm.

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Huh? Mm-mm. You know.

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I'm sorry, babe, I'll
send back the other one.

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That one was full whack as well,

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trust you to find the discount
code, you stingy git. Ah-huh.

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Happy anniversary.

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25 years.

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Oh, it's not that
long, actually.

83
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Well, it feels
long, Sue. Pancakes!

84
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And it's the same length as
the minimum life sentence...

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Mm... appropriately.
Yeah, well...

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Why are you standing like
that? Just sit on a stool.

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Hmm? No reason.

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He... he can't sit down
because of his botty rash.

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SAM CHUCKLES
Upper-thigh rash, Mum!

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And I thought I told
you that in confidence.

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Have you still not
been to the doctor?

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I will. I just - I just need
to send him some photos,

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and I'm finding it really difficult
to get it at the right angle...

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Oh, my God... and in the light.

95
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Do you want me to take
it, Paul? No, Mum!

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Well, w-we could use that,
erm, angle-poise lamp.

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Oh, my God, no! Ugh.

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I don't want you shining
a light up my bum,

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like you're interrogating it.

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SAM: Thought it was
your upper thigh?

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DOORBELL RINGS Where's
the pepper, Rache?

102
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I don't know, go and have a
look, you're the one standing up.

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Doorbell! All right, jeez.

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Pepper, don't put pepper on
your strawberries, you pervert.

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Shut up!

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Ah, hey, Robin, Cherry.
Robin and Cherry are here.

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All right, Paulo, Spielberg, give
Chez a bit of space, will you?

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Yeah. It's actually easier if I
come in backwards, cos of the step,

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it's like...

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Boop-boop, "Caution,
vehicle reversing".

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HE LAUGHS Stop
doing that! Sorry.

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I told you. Yeah, sorry.

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SUE: Oh, Cheryl, look
at the size of you.

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Yes. No, I know, I am sick
of it, to be honest, though,

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I feel like a bloody
hot-air balloon.

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A smoking hot-air balloon,
thank you very much.

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I find it, honestly,
very attractive.

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He does, it's a problem.
It is, it's the last thing

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she needs at this stage, this idiot
doubling down on the pregnancy.

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AMY: Oh, my God, doubling
down? Yeah. Yeah.

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Anyway, bon anniversaire!

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SAM: Doesn't that
mean "happy birthday"?

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It... I don't know.

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25 magical years of
being my brother-in-law.

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I mean... I know! I
can't believe it, hey?

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Mwah. OK. Fantastic. Thank you.

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RACHEL: It's my anniversary, too.
Well, you get any nice presents?

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We both got each other
the same barbecue. Yeah.

129
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Er, which only he wanted,
and I think is hideous,

130
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so, no, not really. OK.

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SUE: And I got you the smart
locks. Yes. Smart locks?

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They're super secure,
you know, digital locks,

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because of the burglary
spree recently. Spree?

134
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Oh. And the locksmith's
going to fit them on Tuesday.

135
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OK. Not a spree, Mum, OK?

136
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I mean, we've hardly even talked
about it down at the station.

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They're going on all
the doors and windows.

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And Penny got us one of those
smartphones... Oh, yeah.

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...which link up to
the photo library.

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Yeah, I know, yeah, great.
Pretty cool, I'll get it.

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Oh! Oooh! Who got you
the Lego Eiffel Tower?

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What? Oh, no, that's
mine. CHERRY: Grow up.

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It's not a present, I-I'm
clearing out the last of my stuff.

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Ah. Yeah.

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Is it full-size? Oh.

146
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It... Well, n-no. I-I mean...

147
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I don't - I doubt it.

148
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It's 149 centimetres
when fully erect,

149
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and the Eiffel Tower's
pretty big an' all.

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Millimetres, more like.

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Erm... y-yeah. Actually.

152
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Yeah. Give or take.

153
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You going to build
it, then, or what?

154
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Well, no, not right now, I'm
too busy job hunting. Are you?

155
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At the moment, yeah. Have we
seriously not got any pepper, Mum?

156
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SUE: Oh, I've got some.
In me bag. Have you?

157
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Why have you got pepper
in your bag, Sue?

158
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It's the, erm, the spray.

159
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She's funny, isn't
she? The... the spray?

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As in, pepper spray? Yeah.

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Just squirt a bit there.

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THEY SCREAM AMY: Oh, my...

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CHERRY: Do not squirt
pepper spray near me, Sue,

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because it might make
the baby, you know...

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Sneeze. That's stupid.
Oh, yeah, stupid.

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Can't be around sprays.

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I won't even let him
spray Lynx Java. QED.

168
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Why have you got pepper
spray, Sue? Phwoar! Sorry.

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SUE: Well, the
burglaries, Rachel.

170
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And Bren saw a flasher
a few weeks back.

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What, so you'd pepper
spray a flasher?

172
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I would, yes. Yeah.
The dirty devil.

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Blast him in the
eyes, and the bits.

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All right. Upstairs, downstairs.

175
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All right. Wh-Where
did you even get it?

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Yeah, exactly. Er, just, you
know, what's it called now?

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Oh, the dark web.

178
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The dark web?! Love
the dark web. What?

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You're 77, you can barely
manage the light web.

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SAM: Can you put pepper
spray on food? Of course not.

181
00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,837
Yeah, 'course you can. You
shouldn't have that, Mum.

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It's illegal. Is it? What?

183
00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,917
Just do the self-defence
class with Rachel,

184
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if you're worried about
that. Yeah. Yeah, exactly!

185
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ROBIN: You're, doing a self-defence
course, are you, Rache?

186
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I thought you were off counselling
prisoners at the moment? Well...

187
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That's why she's doing it, she
assumes they'll attack her.

188
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Well, no, I do not assume
anything, thank you.

189
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You know, most convicted criminals
are victims of circumstance

190
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and deserve our
compassion. Ding.

191
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That said, if any of
them do get aggressive,

192
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I need to know how
to beat them off.

193
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OK, one way to deal
with a flasher.

194
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Yeah, that's a little bit
too much compassion, Mum.

195
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THEY LAUGH As in -
don't be childish -

196
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as in, getting them in to a hold
and bringing them safely to a...

197
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Climax? ..prison
officer. Stop it.

198
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Come on, then, Rache, let's
see the old beat-off in action.

199
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Come on, come on, come on.
Ow. Ow! Robin. Well, OK.

200
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No, the first video's about
adrenaline control and... Oh, OK.

201
00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,077
...I do panic a bit when taken
by surprise, so actually,

202
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I give you all permission to
startle me whenever you want.

203
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SAM: OK, great.
Don't mind if I do.

204
00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,237
Da-daaahh! See, I
was all right, then.

205
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You were. PAUL: What's this?

206
00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,517
OK, so this is your

207
00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,197
anniversary gift from
me and Chez. BOTH: Oooh!

208
00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:09,117
OK. Hopefully a good one.
Say hello to - do ink - Tim!

209
00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,677
Whoo! To whom?

210
00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,917
Tim. He's a home assistant.
He's like the Alexa of Bulgaria.

211
00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,597
Yeah, he is. SUE: What?

212
00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,957
There's an assistant
in that box?

213
00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,437
No, n... no.

214
00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,357
He's not - OK, so he's -
it's a smart home hub, Sue,

215
00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:24,877
so what you do, you plug him in,

216
00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,837
and then, Tim can tell
you if it's raining, or...

217
00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,357
Well, I can do that.

218
00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,437
...o-or, you know, what
time Gardeners' World's on.

219
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Erm, 8pm on a Friday night.

220
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OK, and things you can't do,
Sue, like he can play any song.

221
00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,637
Well, I can play some of them.

222
00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:42,037
OK, yeah, but he's online, he's
always listening, he's the...

223
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Why would we want a Bulgarian
robot always listening, Robin?

224
00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,357
Well... Rude... spying on
us? That is a bit rude.

225
00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,317
You know, smart locks,

226
00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:54,357
smart frames, smart
homes, I mean,

227
00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,477
when did everything
suddenly have to be smart?

228
00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,557
You know, what's wrong with the
old thicko version of things?

229
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AMY: OK. OK, well, this
is from me and Sam... Oh!

230
00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,437
...to encourage a couple
of old thickos to be smart.

231
00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:05,957
OK! Ha-ha! Aww.

232
00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,317
What is it?

233
00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,557
SAM: Erm, we booked
an escape room.

234
00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,037
Yes! Why? I love an escape room.

235
00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,637
Well, this is what marriage
is, one big escape room,

236
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,877
everyone desperately
looking for a way out.

237
00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,957
It was to make you work
together a bit, you know,

238
00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,437
help you two communicate.
I do communicate, Sam.

239
00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,917
If anything, we communicate
too much, actually.

240
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,757
OK, you bought each other
the same barbecue. Yeah.

241
00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,197
Well, I'm really pumped, with
this. Well, of course you are.

242
00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,037
You know, I don't
want to be rude,

243
00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,437
but this present is
worse than nothing.

244
00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,317
OK, you're welcome. Mm.

245
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,517
Yeah, strategy games
make him unbearable!

246
00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:41,197
He'll just... Me? ..take over
and boss me around, again.

247
00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,277
I won't! You will! I won't.

248
00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,357
All right, we're going to
do this together, as a team.

249
00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,437
I won't take over, Rache, OK?

250
00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,277
I promise. Mm.

251
00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,197
AMY SCOFFS Oh, Dad.

252
00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,997
I can't find the flag anywhere!

253
00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,397
Well, look for the
fob, Amy, not the flag!

254
00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,917
The door is smart-locked,
if we can't find the fob,

255
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,037
then we're genuinely
staring down the barrel

256
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,237
of missing the escape room!
Oh, God, that'd be great.

257
00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,197
Or bring the escape
room here, I guess.

258
00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,637
Right, could everyone
just calm down, please?!

259
00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,357
Well, we are calm, you're
the only one that isn't calm.

260
00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,517
There were two fobs,
right? Mum only took one,

261
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,437
so, basic maths dictates...

262
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,917
Oh, my God, there's one
fob in the house, yes,

263
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,237
you don't need to
basic-maths dictate -

264
00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,077
this is why I don't
do games with you,

265
00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,717
you get so pompous
and bossy. Mm.

266
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,637
All right, don't snipe, Rachel.

267
00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,237
This isn't exactly
ideal for me either,

268
00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,997
I just pulled the plug on
my oatmeal bath - literally.

269
00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,317
The locksmith's not answering.

270
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,837
Right, OK, I'll look over
there, you call Robin.

271
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,957
Yeah, you can say "please,"
we're locked in, not in the army.

272
00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,797
Where did Granny
say she put the fob?

273
00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,917
I don't know, I don't actually
listen to what she says to me, Amy.

274
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,997
Hi, Robin, hi, yeah, no,
we're... we're locked in.

275
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,437
Yeah. Can you get over
here as soon as you can?

276
00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,797
DOORBELL CHIMES

277
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,920
Oh, that was quick. I'll get it!

278
00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,037
Oh, yeah, it's locked,
innit? Yeah. Delivery.

279
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,837
Oh, er, yeah, is it...?

280
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,917
Can it fit through
the letterbox?

281
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,477
Don't think so, it's a barbecue.

282
00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,197
Oh, my God, it's the egg!
It's the second big green egg.

283
00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,677
I thought you'd sent that back?

284
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,877
Well, it'd already been dispatched,
so they wouldn't let me. Hello!

285
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,877
Erm, we're sending
it back. Mm. What?

286
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,037
Yeah, we've already
got one. Got one.

287
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,597
Why'd you order another one,
then? Exactly! Great question!

288
00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,917
Well, because... well, none
of your beeswax why, mate.

289
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,877
OK? We are - we are returning
it. I'm going to try Sue again.

290
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:26,997
Can you open the door?

291
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,317
IMITATING DELIVERY MAN: Oh, great
idea, I hadn't thought of that.

292
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,877
We're not choosing to speak to
you through the letterbox, pal,

293
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:37,077
we're locked in. OK? And even
so, I am refusing the delivery.

294
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,797
You can only do that in person.

295
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,957
Well, I am in person,
I'm just behind a door.

296
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,437
I am a person, in person!

297
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,117
I am in person!

298
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,477
SAM: He's leaving it, Dad. Oh,
look, do not leave it there.

299
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,437
Do not leave it there,
I'm a policeman,

300
00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,357
I command you not
to leave it there.

301
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,397
Squire! Squire!

302
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,597
SQUIRE!

303
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,880
He's gone, Dad.

304
00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,757
Oh, oh, oh, oh... Bloody hell!

305
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,477
Ah, Sue! Sue! I'm through,
I'm through! Oh, thank God.

306
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,917
Sue! Sue, can you hear me? Mum?

307
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,757
Listen, you'll have to head back,
because you've locked us all in!

308
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,277
Come home! I didn't, actually.

309
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,600
Granny left her phone
in the kitchen. Great.

310
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,077
I'm on the app, Dad, but we need
the activation code to sign up.

311
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:18,277
OK, how do we get the code?
It's printed on the fobs.

312
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,037
Great news. Whoa, Dad! Your
dressing gown's coming open.

313
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,397
Oh... Huh? Oh, well,
don't look at it!

314
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,317
I'm not looking! It's the
sash, it's very feeble.

315
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,357
Who's that? Is there someone
at the door? Oh, what? Huh?

316
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,397
Are they burglars? What? Who...
who are they? I don't know.

317
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,157
Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God,
are they taking the egg?

318
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,917
Do not take the egg! I...

319
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,437
I command you, I am
a policeman! Barely.

320
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:44,117
Drop that egg, in the name
of the law! Stop that!

321
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,837
They're just ignoring
you. Stop it!

322
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,397
Oh... Great.

323
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,760
Well, that's great.

324
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,757
I mean, thank God we got two.
They were very expensive. Mm.

325
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,797
Well, that one was bought
with a discount code.

326
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,357
Nah, we're calling the police.

327
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,037
He is the police. I am A police.

328
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,557
I am not THE police. And
we're not calling them.

329
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,077
Why not?! We have been burgled!

330
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,477
No, I mean, we left something
outside our front door.

331
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,837
WE didn't leave it out there!
It makes us look like goons.

332
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,517
We are goons - we're trapped
inside our own house.

333
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,597
Yeah, but if... if the guys at
the station find out about this,

334
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,437
they might... make fun of me.

335
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,397
Ah. Anyway, there's no point.
We've got a doorbell camera,

336
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,317
we'll have footage of
their thieving faces!

337
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,997
No, but, it's - look, the police
won't, you know, investigate.

338
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,557
Why not? We don't catch
burglars any more, Rachel,

339
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,957
it's not the 1950s.

340
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,717
Well, what do you
do all day, then?!

341
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,757
Eat doughnuts and glare at
people outside stadiums, mainly.

342
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,597
And other stuff! Mm.

343
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,717
I'm going to try calling
my mum again. Oh, my God.

344
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,917
I have her phone!

345
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,477
You'd literally just be calling
me. Well, I won't, then!

346
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,757
SUE: Now, cup of tea, Jon Boy.

347
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:47,997
And a Wagon Wheel as a
coaster. Nah, I'm good, thanks.

348
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,237
Nearly finished fitting
the smart lock, anyway.

349
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,917
Oh, well, I'll leave it, in
case you change your mind.

350
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,437
Oh, wow, look at that.

351
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,477
That photo frame is clever, innit?
Yeah, it's smart - like the locks.

352
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,517
Anniversary gifts.
Aww, congratulations.

353
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,877
ROBIN DISTANTLY: Tim... Tim!

354
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,157
MALE VOICE ON LAPTOP: ..and then,
come in with the elbow, and then,

355
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,757
follow up with the wrist,
the heel of the hand... Boo!

356
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,117
SHE SCREAMS

357
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,077
Sam! What?! You told
me to startle you.

358
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,917
Yes, well, I wasn't ready!

359
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,957
That's the idea, isn't it? Oh!

360
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,477
Tim. Tim. Tim!

361
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,637
PAUL: Tim. Timmm. Tim!

362
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,597
Are you sure it's on? Yeah,
it's definitely listening, look.

363
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,117
Cos the light's on. Tim.

364
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,997
SAM: Tim. Tim. PAUL: Tim.

365
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,717
Why isn't it responding? Well,
he's Bulgarian, remember, pal.

366
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,157
You might not have been
saying it right. Tim? Tim!

367
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:34,197
AMY: Can you look for a four-by-two
flat grey piece, Granny?

368
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,677
SUE: Yeah. Amy, could you pick
up this Lego please? Whoopee!

369
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,837
That's what I'm doing.

370
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,597
Yeah, but not one piece at
a time. That'll take ages.

371
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,917
PAUL: Tim. What's his problem?

372
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,037
Why can't you do this in
your flat? Come in, Tim.

373
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,717
Well, Maya's working from home
this week, so it'll get in her way.

374
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,917
Tim. Yeah, but I'm working from
home, and it's getting in my way.

375
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,957
Tim? And please don't force your
grandmother to do it, too, please.

376
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,437
She's not forcing me! Tim?
We're a team. Yeah, exactly.

377
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,717
Tim? Tim. Timbo. Timothy. Tim...

378
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,957
BULGARIAN ACCENT: How
can I help you? Oh. Oh.

379
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,317
Whoa, that's creepy. Well, go on,
then, Paulo, ask him something

380
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,997
quickly, before he goes away.
Er, well, er, well, OK, erm,

381
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:11,597
well, I don't know what to ask
him. Hah! Erm, what time is it?

382
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,317
10.26. The time is now 10.26.

383
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,517
See? Waste of space. Well...

384
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,157
Anyone want a Wagon Wheel?
I'll have a Wagon Wheel.

385
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,637
Hey there. SHE SCREECHES

386
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,237
Whoa! Whoa! Chill out,
Rache! Are you all right?

387
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:27,317
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm doing a
self-defence course, sorry.

388
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,717
OK. Nice.

389
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,397
So, I just finished fitting
your locks. Fantastic.

390
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,317
Let me walk you through the
system. OK, great, thanks, Jon.

391
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,757
Cool, thank you, Jon.
It's, er, Jon Boy.

392
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,757
Cool. These fobs,
we've got two of them.

393
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,077
Oh, is it your anniversary,
then? Uh-huh, yeah.

394
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,117
Look at the lovely couple.
Your wife is hot, innit?

395
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,477
Oh, thanks, no, no, that's my
mum. Oh! That's not my wife.

396
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,117
Sorry. My mum, mate.

397
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,077
Sorry about that.
Yeah. It's all right.

398
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,997
Er, what, you doing
anything nice for it?

399
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,117
Erm, yeah, we are
actually, yeah.

400
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,517
Yeah, we're going to an escape
room tomorrow. Ah, no way!

401
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,837
You doing Temple of the
Sphynx? SAM: Yeah, exactly.

402
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,037
HE CHUCKLES Bro, I
warn you, it is hard!

403
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,237
I mean, like rock-hard,
you've got to sort of work out

404
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,797
all them hygroglytics and
that. Hieroglyphics, yeah.

405
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,037
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

406
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,637
And then, you've got to sort of,
like, put the gods in height order,

407
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,837
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please don't tell me. No, no.

408
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,277
I'd rather do it,
you know? Sure.

409
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,597
And, look, I didn't get the
medal when I did it, so...

410
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,557
Right, cos I don't want to...
There's a medal, is there?

411
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,637
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get it
if you get the code on the side

412
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,877
of the mummy's
erm, er, body box.

413
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,637
Sarcophagus. Please
don't ruin it.

414
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,757
OK, cool. Yeah,
yeah. Yeah, so...

415
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,077
Oh! Smart locks.
Yes. Right, look.

416
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:30,797
So, basically, fob will
lock and unlock the windows

417
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,837
and doors at once.
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

418
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,517
And download the app - I
would if I was you. Good.

419
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,237
Yeah? Control it
from your phone,

420
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,557
and it will basically stop you
getting locked in, or out...

421
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,997
Oh, my God. Mm. What? Dad.

422
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,197
What? What is it? Whoa, come on!

423
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,517
Who's...?

424
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,517
Don't look at that. I...
whatev... Just don't look at it.

425
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,237
Whatever you're into, there is
no judgment. I'm not into that.

426
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,597
What would that even be?

427
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,637
It's a rash, OK? I had to take
a picture to send to my GP.

428
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,877
Can we just... Well, why
did you take so many?

429
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,317
Cos I couldn't see what was
going on down there. Oh.

430
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,317
So, I had to just...
It's the arse, is it?

431
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,357
Yes, it's the arse, OK?
Oh, I see. But it's OK.

432
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,797
Can we just focus on the
smart locks, please, Jon...

433
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,157
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh! ..Boy.

434
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,917
Oatmeal bath. You need
to do one. Trust me.

435
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,717
What, is this about
the escape rooms again?

436
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,317
Cos I really don't want to know.

437
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,717
Escape room? No, no,
this is bum-related.

438
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,117
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my grandad
- same problem. All right?

439
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,317
I mean, look, his weren't
as angry as yours -

440
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,637
oatmeal bath, sorted
it right out. OK.

441
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,837
I'll, erm, I'll check it
- how old's your grandad?

442
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,517
Oh, do you know what, there's
actually a water level in

443
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,157
the escape room - he's 86 - you
sort of like, y-you're fishing.

444
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,997
Yeah, can we focus on
the locks again, please?

445
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,597
Yeah, yeah, no, no, but you've got
this sort of magnetic fishing stick.

446
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,797
Rod. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
rod. I don't want to know.

447
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,517
A-And you've sort of got to get
Pharaoh's coins from the well,

448
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,917
and... I don't... Yeah. OK.

449
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,837
Wow, bruv, that is - no,
that's not OK, you know?

450
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,477
Nah, that is bad, innit?

451
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,117
Aggressive. Aggre...

452
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,117
We don't know... Do you want
to zoom in on that? Yeah.

453
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,637
So, how many fobs do we get?

454
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:00,677
ROBIN: Rache!

455
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,637
Robin. Robin! You OK? Robin,
yes, no, we're locked in!

456
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,517
And we've had a barbecue stolen.

457
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,797
SAM: And the escape room starts
in five minutes. Five minutes.

458
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,197
OK, don't worry, I've got this!
I'm going to jemmy the lock.

459
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,077
Jimmy how? Yeah.
What does that mean?

460
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,557
Just a case of, er, sliding
in the old flexible friend...

461
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,797
What friend? Great. You've
got a fiend? His card.

462
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,877
...and then, er, and then,
finding the biting point...

463
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,037
OK, hurry up, then.

464
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,317
...and then, carefully
easing open the, erm...

465
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,437
Oh.

466
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,797
Oh. Oh. Mm. Ah.

467
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,317
That one's snapped, Robin.
Yeah, cheers. I know.

468
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,557
Don't worry, I'll just use
the old American Express.

469
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,597
That'll do nicely.

470
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,597
Don't break all your cards,
you bell, you need it.

471
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,557
No, I know, don't worry,
babe, it's just, look,

472
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,837
I went in at the
wrong angle last time.

473
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,597
Here we go, find
that biting point.

474
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:44,197
That's it, looking good. And
then, just very gently just...

475
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,197
Oh! Oh.

476
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,317
You bell.

477
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,277
OK, erm, anyone got any cards they
can put through the letterbox?

478
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,877
Well, not any that we
want snapped, no. Erm...

479
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,237
Just barge it down, Robin.

480
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,197
Oh, gosh, really, Cherry?
Yeah. Barge it down? Mm.

481
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,677
Can you do that, Robin?
Can you barge it? Yeah.

482
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,237
Oh, I can barge it.

483
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,997
Don't you worry
about that, yeah,

484
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,077
a bit of the old onion
bhaji, no problemo.

485
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,877
Erm... SHE CHUCKLES

486
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,317
AMY: I mean, judging by his
previous goes, he'll probably just

487
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,317
snap himself in two.
Oh, the whole door.

488
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,397
Right, everyone stand back!
OK, Sam, get back, come on.

489
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,997
I mean, do we want
the door barged down?

490
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,197
Well not really, no, but I don't
know how else we can do it.

491
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,437
Art Nouveau, that
is. Incoming! Ahhh!

492
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,640
Oh! Ah! Argh!

493
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,957
CHERRY: It didn't work.

494
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,757
Yeah, we got that, Cherry,
thanks. You all right, Robin?

495
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,237
No. Mm-hm. Agh!

496
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,757
Can you not just, like,
open a window, or something?

497
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,517
Well, no, cos they're
all smart-locked.

498
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,957
But, I mean, unless one
of them was already open.

499
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,037
The bathroom window's
open. SAM: Really?

500
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,957
I opened it when I ran my oatmeal
bath, cos it was so steamy.

501
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,397
Well, we can't jump out,
it's on the first floor!

502
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,517
ROBIN: Well, yeah, but
I can jump in, climb in.

503
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,317
Can you? Big time.

504
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,637
I can wander round the back, and
then, incy-wincy-spider my way

505
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,517
up the water spout. Oh,
amazing. Job's a good 'un, OK.

506
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,437
It's all coming
together. That's great!

507
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,317
Cherry, you get in the car,
drive to the high street,

508
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,157
and see if you can find
Mum. My mum. Right.

509
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,757
Robin, you shimmy up
the water spout. Yeah.

510
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,477
Rachel, Amy, you look
for the fob. Go, go, go!

511
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,437
What? Stop bossing us around,
we're a team. Why are you bossy?

512
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,397
You're not in charge. Yeah!
Well, I am hereby taking charge.

513
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,437
What do you mean you're
"hereby taking charge"?

514
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,597
Rachel, baby, some people
thrive in a crisis, OK?

515
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,677
And some people get startled,
and, I'm not being horrible,

516
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,677
they melt, and you, if we're
being honest, are a melter.

517
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,280
So, just follow my
lead. I got this.

518
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,197
Well. Unbelievable.

519
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,557
Grasp the frame! Be careful!
You can do this, Robin.

520
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,317
Go on, Robin. Yes! I've got
you! Don't... don't drop him.

521
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,757
I've got you, should you
fall. Oh, careful, careful.

522
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,877
Oh, you are an absolute
hero. Come on! Come on!

523
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,757
Ha-ha! Oh, yeah! He's
in, yeah! Ha-ha! Yeah!

524
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:47,077
How does this actually help?
Having Robin in here, as well?

525
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,757
I'm not sure, actually.

526
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,117
Well, better to be inside
the tent pissing out

527
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,677
than outside the
tent pissing in.

528
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,477
Mm, why are you pissing at
all in this tent metaphor?

529
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,877
I do need a widdle. Oh, OK. Do
you? I suppose, yeah, after that,

530
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,437
so if I could ask you to
erm... Let's all go, shall we?

531
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,277
Oh, Dad! Your
dressing gown, again.

532
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,757
Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, my God. Oh! Oh!

533
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,357
I am well sweaty
after that, as well,

534
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,837
if I can just borrow some deo.

535
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,717
While the cat's
away. Yes, of course.

536
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,357
Oh, that's pepper spray, Robin!

537
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,917
What? Oh, God! Oh, oh,
argh, argh, argh, argh!

538
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,517
Aargh! Argh, argh! Don't
breathe it in! Aargh!

539
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,957
Don't breathe, Sam! Oh,
God, I'm so sorry, Robin!

540
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:23,757
Aargh! Aargh! Go, Sam! Move,
everything! Everything! No!

541
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,757
Aargh! Argh, my pits!
Well, they're the pits.

542
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,077
Ow, ow, ow. They've gone
bright red. Have they? Yeah.

543
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,197
I mean, you can have some
of my oatmeal, if you like.

544
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,717
Thanks, mate, your
what? I'm not hungry.

545
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,197
What you talking about? My
oatmeal bath, there's some

546
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,797
sloppy bits at the bottom and...

547
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,957
...and there's some in
the kitchen, you know,

548
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,517
it worked wonders on my
bum rash. It did, it did.

549
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,837
Was your bum rash this red, was it?
Well, it was... like that. Yeah.

550
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,157
Oh, God... Ahh!

551
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,317
Oh, my God, why are your privates
everywhere I look?! It's the sash!

552
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,357
Why? Why? Why?

553
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,837
And the bottom is not
one of the privates, Amy.

554
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,597
Well, none of us want that public,
so can you just... cover up?

555
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,757
Yeah, put it away.
MUFFLED CLATTERING

556
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,757
SAM: What's that noise? Oh!

557
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,837
Is someone in the garden?
What? What? Is there?

558
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,077
ROBIN: Oh, I did leave the side
gate open, I think, actually.

559
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:09,117
Oh, come on, Robin. Oh,
my God. Whoa! Dad! Huh?

560
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,157
No! No! Not the other egg!

561
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,477
Oh, no. Not the other egg!
SAM: Dad, dressing gown!

562
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,517
TEARFULLY: Not - oh!
Don't look at me.

563
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,917
Oh, my God. Oh!

564
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,397
Th-They need to be strung up,
the thieving bloody scumbags!

565
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,877
I thought criminals were victims of
circumstance and deserve compassion?

566
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,277
Yeah. Except when they're
stealing from us, obviously.

567
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,957
I mean... And he did
take that barbecue.

568
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,237
No, that does help a tiny bit.

569
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,237
Oh, God. Oh, so
what's the plan, then?

570
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,037
Seeing as you're in charge.

571
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,517
Yeah, I'm phoning
the police now.

572
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,717
Hi, hello, police, please.

573
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,077
Yeah, and actually,
also fire brigade.

574
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,357
And ambulance,
Paulo. What, really?

575
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,677
Wouldn't say no, yeah.

576
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,997
And an ambulance, it -
yeah, it's the full house.

577
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,597
W-Well, we're locked in, my
brother-in-law has peppered

578
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,637
sprayed his armpits, and we've
had two big green eggs stolen.

579
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,637
Two eggs stolen.
So, it's all three.

580
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:58,917
Eggs.

581
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,637
No, I'm fine, they're barbecues.

582
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,557
Oh, my God! There it is!

583
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,957
What, the fob? It's the fob!

584
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,517
Oh! Hallelujah! Hold the line!

585
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,597
We might be all right.
Oh, she's found it.

586
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,917
Found the flag!

587
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,397
Oh. Oh.

588
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,637
Oh, for God's sake, Amy.

589
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,637
What? I know that's what you
wanted. I can finally finish it.

590
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,237
God. False alarm.

591
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,797
Yeah, false alarm. Oh,
God. We're still locked in.

592
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,397
Although the oatmeal seems
to be working very well.

593
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,837
Oh, yeah. Oh, use a spoon,
Robin. Yeah, oh, sorry.

594
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,917
Oatmeal, my brother-in-law is
putting oatmeal on his burns.

595
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,037
Tell them it's soothing.
It's soothing. Yeah.

596
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,677
No, it's still very
much an emergency. Yeah.

597
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,437
Yeah, well, I am meant to be solving
an escape room, literally right now.

598
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,837
We! We are! It's not just you!

599
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,917
We're meant to do the escape
room together. As a team!

600
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,000
TIM: How can I help
you? Ahh! Oh, no! AHHHH!

601
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,240
What have you done?

602
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,877
I'm so sorry.

603
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,477
I didn't mean to.

604
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,437
Erm... startled by Tim.

605
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,197
Oh. Yeah.

606
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,877
Yeah, no, my wife just
knocked over the Eiffel Tower.

607
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,357
Oh, Amy... Yeah.

608
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,677
No, the Lego one, I'm not mad.

609
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:09,717
Yeah.

610
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,757
Although, I am actually a policeman,
if that makes a difference here?

611
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,197
It won't. No? OK, cool, cool.

612
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,517
This is... this is still...

613
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,277
I mean, why did you
even turn Tim on?

614
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:19,877
I didn't, I said "team".

615
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,157
TIM: How can I help
you? Shut up, Tim!

616
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,397
To remind your dad that
we need to work together.

617
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,437
It's his fault, in a
way. ROBIN: Team! Yeah.

618
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,597
TIM: How can I help you?

619
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,077
I actually know a Bulgarian
called Team, I should've got that.

620
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,957
Well, the police aren't coming,
which means we have to wait for Mum,

621
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,757
which means we're going
to miss the escape room.

622
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,117
SAM: You're just
going to give up?

623
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,397
Well, I just don't think
there's anything we can do, Sam.

624
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:42,157
Hang on, hang on, wait a
minute. Er, Tim - er, Team...

625
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,837
TIM: How can I help you?

626
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,397
Er, Robin, he listens to
everything we say, right?

627
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,717
Er, well, when
he's on, yeah, why?

628
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,757
Team? How can I help you?

629
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,037
Do you remember hearing anyone
say where they were putting a fob?

630
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,277
In the last couple of days?

631
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,477
Checking entries for fob.

632
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,117
Thursday, at 9.26am.

633
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,997
"Now everyone, listen, I'm putting
the fobs in the jar by the sink,"

634
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,277
"Rachel, Amy, are
you listening to me?"

635
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,157
"Would anyone like
a Wagon Wheel?"

636
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,197
No way.

637
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,677
Oh! Yeah! Oh, Rachel, you're
a genius! That's amazing.

638
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,997
I can't believe it! I
can't believe I did it!

639
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,437
I'm so sorry I
called you a melter.

640
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,357
That's all right, but
don't do it again.

641
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:26,557
Mwah, I love you, happy
anniversary. That's nice. Oh!

642
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,557
I said we make a
great team! He did!

643
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,037
TIM: How can I help you?

644
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,557
AMY: I mean, it is really creepy

645
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,877
he listens to
everything, isn't it?

646
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,477
No, it's appalling, we'll
have to put it in the bin.

647
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,437
PHONE VIBRATES Thanks.
Uh-oh, that's the locksmith.

648
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,037
HE CHUCKLES Hello, Jon Boy!

649
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,717
Hang on, this doesn't mean we're
still doing the escape room?

650
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,117
I'll put you on speaker while
I put my pants on. Surely?

651
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,077
OK, so we rotate the pyramid...

652
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,917
JON BOY: Yeah, and, er, a
little blue bug thing drops out.

653
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,957
A scarab beetle, sure. Yeah. What
do we do next, then, Jon Boy?

654
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,317
Then you put the beetle in
the alligator's eye socket.

655
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,477
It's a crocodile, it would
be a crocodile in Egypt.

656
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,717
Sorry, why do we need to know
all this before going in?

657
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,917
Hang on, please, Jon Boy.

658
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,997
Because we only have 15
minutes to complete it,

659
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,597
and we really want
to win that medal.

660
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,157
Right, yeah, the
medal, obviously.

661
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,437
Can we not just rebook it
and do it again properly?

662
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,357
No, no, no, this is much
better, let's get it over with.

663
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,517
We're on an escaping
from places roll anyway.

664
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,557
ALL: Yeah!

665
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,117
Yeah, sorry to be a buzz kill, but
I'm wondering if I should go to

666
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,437
the hospital after all, just
pits-wise? You'll be fine.

667
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,837
Carry on, big boy.
Jon Boy! Jon Boy.

668
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,997
JON BOY: So, there's this
viper, which is like a padlock.

669
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,117
An asp, go on. Go on.

670
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,157
So, you turn his body
so the pattern matches.

671
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,717
ROBIN: They're crusting
over, I think. Crusting?

672
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,077
JON BOY: ..and unlock the
ancient, you know, safe.

673
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,397
I think we'll be all
right, actually, Jon Boy.

674
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,557
Eh? What do you
mean? Oh, yeah? Ah.

675
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,637
Has she... Has she escaped?

676
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,517
Where've you lot been?

677
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,117
I did it in record
time, look! SHE LAUGHS

678
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,680
Oh! Oh. AMY: Huh.

679
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,397
So, what do we do, then?

680
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,360
Erm, I suppose...

681
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,197
...Lego Eiffel Tower?

682
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,677
Ha-ha, yes! Yes!
Yeah! Let's do it.

683
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,797
THEY LAUGH

684
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JON BOY: Hell yeah, bruv,
I'm down for some Lego!

685
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,917
Not you, Jon Boy.

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MUSIC: Trapped by Colonel Abrams