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Shut up! Elle?
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Shut up! Warner?
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Shut up! Engaged? Omigod.
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- Guys, she's not here.
- WHAT?!
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That makes me crazy in my head!
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Bruiser? Bruiser, where is Elle?
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She doesn't have an engagement outfit?
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Omigod! She is totally..?!
Freaking out!
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She's trapped in
the old valley mill?!!
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Oh! Whoops, sorry...
the Old Valley Mall!
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Almost there, but...
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Blondes make commission SO easy.
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Excuse me, have you seen this?
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It just came in.
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Ooh, it's perfect for a blonde.
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Right, with a half-loop stitch
on china silk?
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- Uh huh.
- But the thing is,
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you can't use a half-loop stitch
on china silk.
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It'll pucker.
And you didn't just get this in...
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because I saw it in last May's "Vogue".
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I am not about to buy last year's dress
at this year's price.
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It may be perfect for a blonde,
but I'm not THAT blonde.
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Oh, Warner.
Tonight's just perfect.
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No, you're perfect.
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- No, you are.
- No, YOU are.
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- No, you.
- No, you.
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- You.
- You.
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You. Okay, I'm even irritating myself.
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Elle, I want you to know
how happy you've made me.
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I mean every guy dreams of finding a girl...
who looks like you.
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You're breaking up with me?
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But I... I thought you were...
proposing.
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Yeah...
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I, uh... I did talk to my parents
about that, Pooh-Bear, but...
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but they expect a lot from me.
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I-I'm going off to Harvard Law School
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and my brother is at Yale Law -
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and so is his new wife,
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and she's a Vanderbilt for Chrissake.
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So I'm not good enough for you?
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Warner, I'm from Malibu!
I'm not exactly trailer-trash here!
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Richard Simmons is our neighbor!
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Elle, if I'm gonna be a senator
when I'm thirty...
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I'm gonna need somebody
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What does that mean,
I'm not a Jackie..?
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I'm not serious - ?
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But I'm seriously in love with you.
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[PILAR]: Tell me that's a fun-sized!
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[MARGOT]: LOOK. WHO. IS TALKING.
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[PILAR]: Oh! Uh-uh!
Three words: Spring break! Cabo!
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Must we all descend into madness?
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[MARGOT]: Yes...
[PILAR]: Oh, honey!
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Snap it out.
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- Snap it out.
- So good to see you...
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Look! We brought you new magazines.
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We got Town and Country and your favorite...
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...the one they named after you...
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Elle magazine!
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Oh, thanks, Pilar.
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But I think it's gonna take more
than Elle and Town and Country
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to bring me back from my Shame Spiral.
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Well then sweetie,
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you are just going to hafta hold on
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'cause the new Vogue
is not out till next week.
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Okay.
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[SERENA]: What?
Do not tell me ponchos are back in.
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No, worse!
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It's Warner's brother -
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Peyton Huntington the Fourth and his bride!
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Pictures from their wedding! LOOK.
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"Muffy Vanderbilt".
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"Muffy"?!
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Ew...
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Wait a sec!
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This is the kind of girl Warner wants!
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Someone serious, someone lawyerly,
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someone who wears black when nobody's dead!
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Girls, I have a completely brilliant plan!
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Harvard Law School?
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I have a 4.0 average.
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Yeah, in fashion merchandising.
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What makes you think you can do this?
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Law school?!
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Yes, Daddy, Law school.
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Good God, why?
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Law school is for boring, ugly,
serious people.
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And you, Button, are none of those things.
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Hey, everybody!
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It's the Spring Fling Beer Bash Extreme!
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Not for you.
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You can either party
or get into Harvard Law.
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Time to study. Go!
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This year's theme - omigod, -
Jamaican Me Crazy!
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134. Not good enough.
Try again. Go!
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151.
0Still not Harvard material...
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Once again!! GO!
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So, gentlemen,
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Harvard Law Grants Admission to
Adam Cohen and Sundeep Padamadan.
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Outstanding.
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And now "Ms. Elle Woods."
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...who was kind enough to send in...
a headshot.
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- She's applying?!
- Apparently.
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Well, she has a 4.0 average.
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Yes, in fashion merchandising.
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She did get a 175 on her LSATS...
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Yes, and there's also
a letter of recommendation
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from... OPRAH WINFREY!
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Gentlemen.
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Gentlemen, I'm not arguing
Ms. Woods is unqualified,
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But look at her!
Is THAT the face of Harvard Law?
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Multiculturalism.
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Excuse me?
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- We should admit her...
for reasons of...
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- MULTICULTURALISM!
- ...multiculturalism, exactly!
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Gentlemen!
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Gentlemen, please get a hold of yourselves!
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This is Harvard Law School, not match.com.
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Oh, look at that.
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Oh, what a shame.
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She didn't bother
sending in a personal essay!
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How's THIS for a personal essay?!
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Been to Africa?
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Now SEE HERE, Ms. Woods!!
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...You can't just barge in here
with singing and dancing...
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...And ethnic movement.
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It's very flashy presentation
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But I still don't see
one reason to admit you.
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Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest.
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Class of aught five. Represent.
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Welcome to the hallowed halls
of Harvard Law.
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I know firsthand
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how hard you've all
worked to be here today,
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so let's go around and...
share a bit about yourselves.
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I love your top!
It is so fatigue chic.
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So, how psyched are you guys?
Snaps, first day of Harvard Law.
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I'm Elle Woods.
And this is Bruiser Woods.
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- Enid!
- Omigod, we both have names that start with an E!
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Oh my God, we're, like, practically twins!
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We were just going around the circle.
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Tell us something about yourself.
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Me? Okay.
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Well, I'm a Gemini with a double Capricorn moon.
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And I have a bachelor's degree from UCLA
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Where I was Sig Ep Sweetheart,
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President of Delta New Sorority
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and founded the charity
Shop for a Cause.
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Oh! And just last week at Fred Segal,
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I talked Beyonce out of buying a truly heinous
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...cable-knit tube top.
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Whoever said tangerine is the new pink
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is seriously disturbed.
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I did not know that.
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Does anyone know where
I can find Criminal Law 101
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with Professor Callahan
and... Warner Huntington III?
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Actually we're all headed there,
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so I'm sure somebody
would be happy to show you.
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Huh, uh... It's in Hauser. Over there,
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- ...second building on the left.
- Thank you.
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You know, I don't think dogs
are exactly allowed in class.
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Oh, Bruiser's not a dog.
Bruiser's family.
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I'll just drop him off at my room.
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He'd be happier there anyway.
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Bruiser loves Days of our Lives.
I'll see you later then.
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Hm? Omigod, Warner?!
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That is so weird,
I totally forgot you go here.
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- What are you doing here?
- I go here.
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- You got into Harvard?
- What? Like it's hard.
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This must be yours.
Woods, comma, Elle.
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Is this my social agenda?
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Haha... uh... no.
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- Your academic roster.
- Oh right...
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There's that.
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Let's totally catch up after class.
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Who is she?
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My ex-girlfriend.
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All that pink you're wearing...
Is that even legal?
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Pink is my signature color.
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- So I gather.
- Everyone take your seats.
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Professor Callahan
should be here any second.
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You know, three years ago...
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I was sitting right where you're sitting
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and I'd heard all the same rumors
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I'm sure you've heard too.
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Callahan's ruthless,
he bathes in the blood of sheep,
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blahblahblah...
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Only partly true.
What you really need to know is -
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- You have the right to remain silent.
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Anything you say will be used against you.
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Mr... Schultz, hypothetical question:
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Would you be willing to defend
the following banker accused of fraud...
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Ms... Hoopes,
hypothetical question:
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Would you be the right lawyer
for the following client..?
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What, you think I wouldn't defend him
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...just because he's a typical man?
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Oh, you lesbians think you're so tough.
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Excuse me, sir?!
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Well, yes, Ms..?
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Woods, Elle Woods.
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Well, someone's had their morning coffee.
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Could you summarize the case of
State of Indiana v. Hearn from your reading, please?
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Oh, I wanted to answer
the puppy question.
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But I'm asking you
about the assigned reading.
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Okay. Who assigns reading
for the first day of class?
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You have guts, Ms Woods.
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Ms... Kensington...
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Hey, Woods-comma-Elle!
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Listen, I got kicked out of class
once first year, too.
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It's awful, but trust me:
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Your law career is NOT over.
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Law career? So not the problem.
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Listen, I just need to get
back into class with Warner.
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Can you help me?
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Yeah. Come back tomorrow...
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and make sure you've done your reading.
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Right. Um, excuse me.
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Why would you do that to another girl?
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- Do what?
- We girls have to stick together.
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We can't try to look good
by making each other look bad.
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I didn't make you look bad,
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you just weren't prepared.
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Try opening a law book sometime.
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But I should warn you.
They don't come with pictures.
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So I'll give you ladies a moment then.
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Aren't there girls going wild
somewhere without you?
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Oh! Warner!
Thank God you're here!
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Yeah, Elle, listen,
I'm really sorry for...
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- Sorry for what?
- Warner.
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Is there something
you'd like to share with Elle?
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- Do you know her?
- Yeah, Elle, uh...
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Vivienne and I went to
boarding school together...
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and now she's my girlfriend.
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I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.
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What did you say?
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He said I'm his girlfriend.
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Girlfriend?!?!?!
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Margo, Serena, Pilar... Girls?
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What are you doing here?!
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Elle, this is a tragedy.
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- And every tragedy needs a Greek Chorus.
- Greek Chorus!
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- Elle, Elle! We are here to help.
- Yeah.
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But we're not actually here here.
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No, we're just in your head.
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Omigod, you're making me sick.
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Really? Are we?
Warner, let's take this back to my place.
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Hey there! Hey there!
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Welcome to the Hair Affair.
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Oh, you with Paulette
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so you're in good hands here.
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I'm like All State, but for hair.
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- Make me a brunette.
- A what?
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A brunette? Oh, honey!
253
00:37:44,733 --> 00:37:48,200
You can't change this,
you're a genetic lotto win.
254
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,300
Okay.
Something else is goin' on here.
255
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:53,266
Now, back up.
Paulette is listening.
256
00:37:53,266 --> 00:37:54,066
Spill.
257
00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:58,800
Okay. I'm Elle Woods and
I came all the way out for Harvard Law School -
258
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,766
- That's a good school!
- I know, right?!
259
00:38:03,466 --> 00:38:08,766
Anyway, I did it all to follow
my one true love Warner.
260
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,166
But now he's... he's...
261
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,300
He's dating an evil preppy.
262
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:21,466
So... what she have that
you don't got, three boobs?
263
00:38:23,366 --> 00:38:26,766
- She's "serious".
- Seriously, does she have three boobs?
264
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,200
No, she's a constipated polo shirt
with a mousy brown bob.
265
00:38:32,133 --> 00:38:34,633
Apparently that's what Warner wants.
266
00:38:34,666 --> 00:38:36,666
So you have to make me a brunette.
267
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:40,033
Whoa [x10].
268
00:38:40,933 --> 00:38:47,700
Now, do you know the number one reason
behind all Bad Hair Decisions?
269
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,166
Oh you know...
270
00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:10,233
It's just times like this
where I miss my dog Rufus the most.
271
00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:13,900
Look! It's our annual glamour shot.
We're little sailors.
272
00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:18,766
Beyond adorable.
No woman should be denied her dog.
273
00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:21,100
Tell me something I don't know.
274
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:24,866
So I'll bring the lobster potstickers.
275
00:42:24,866 --> 00:42:26,866
Ooh, perfect and I have a case of Chardonnay.
276
00:42:26,866 --> 00:42:29,466
- Yum.
- Now that's a party.
277
00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:31,966
There's a party?
278
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:32,900
Hello, Vivienne.
279
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,700
Hello, Elle.
280
00:42:35,966 --> 00:42:36,533
Yeah.
281
00:42:36,533 --> 00:42:39,666
Just a few of us are
getting together next Friday night.
282
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:41,166
Hey, Elle.
283
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,133
Maybe that guy you like will be there.
284
00:42:43,133 --> 00:42:45,466
- You should go!
- Definitely come!
285
00:42:45,466 --> 00:42:46,900
It's a costume party.
286
00:42:47,533 --> 00:42:50,266
- I love costume parties...
- Of course you do. Okay.
287
00:42:50,266 --> 00:42:51,466
Next Friday at eight.
288
00:42:51,466 --> 00:42:54,366
243 Mass Ave.
See you there.
289
00:42:54,766 --> 00:42:55,833
Thanks, Vivienne.
290
00:42:56,766 --> 00:42:57,600
Hey, Elle.
291
00:42:57,933 --> 00:43:02,066
You are SO gonna borrow my secret weapon
costume I got in storage!
292
00:43:02,066 --> 00:43:04,500
Listen! All we need to do
is dust off the mothballs.
293
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:08,066
Oh, but wait till you see it!
Now. You go.
294
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:10,766
You go and you do this, honey.
295
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,133
Because if a girl like you
can't win back a guy,
296
00:43:13,133 --> 00:43:15,333
then there is no hope for the rest of us.
297
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:18,266
Oh, Paulette!
Thank you for talking me off the ledge.
298
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:21,000
You have no idea how much I needed this!
299
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,966
Well then, go, Elle, you go
and you fight for him!
300
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:18,266
Whitney! Darling,
thank you for hosting this.
301
00:44:18,266 --> 00:44:21,766
Oh! My pleasure!
Oh, thank you!
302
00:44:21,766 --> 00:44:24,700
We all needed a break from law school anxiety
303
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,233
and worrying about Callahan's internship.
304
00:44:27,266 --> 00:44:28,766
You can say that again.
305
00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:31,466
Well you two enjoy yourselves!
306
00:44:31,466 --> 00:44:33,100
- Oh, mingle!
- Okay!
307
00:44:35,133 --> 00:44:36,666
You do know Whitney's father is next in line
to be Speaker of the House.
308
00:44:37,666 --> 00:44:39,466
So you've said.
309
00:44:38,866 --> 00:44:44,200
Oh! Just think: future presidents
could be in this very room.
310
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,666
Okay I'm gonna go track down Robert Coleman
311
00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:49,466
and convince him that
he must join our study group.
312
00:44:49,933 --> 00:44:54,033
Apparently his summer home is
three houses down from Justice Souter.
313
00:44:54,033 --> 00:44:55,500
Okay. I'm gonna grab a beer, right.
314
00:45:05,533 --> 00:45:07,400
Check out Miss October.
315
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,433
Oh my God!
316
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,300
- Hey, stranger!
- Elle! Man!..
317
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:21,200
- What's with the costume?
- Can't a girl shake things up?
318
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,333
Yeah, but how come you couldn't wear this
319
00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:24,633
when we were going out?
320
00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:27,666
Because I guess you never asked.
321
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:30,633
Which now ranks
as the greatest regret of my life.
322
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:35,000
No, I, uh... I still can't get over
the fact that you're here at Harvard.
323
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,700
I mean, back at UCLA..
324
00:45:38,266 --> 00:45:39,500
Never would have guessed it.
325
00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,833
Sometimes I miss the old days...
326
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:26,466
Warner, don't forget
327
00:46:26,466 --> 00:46:28,300
I got into this school, too.
328
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,266
And now we'll both be studying law together.
329
00:46:30,266 --> 00:46:32,066
Maybe we'll both get Callahan's internship
330
00:46:32,066 --> 00:46:33,666
- ...and work together!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
331
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:34,666
Wait a second, Elle.
332
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,900
You get kicked out of class,
like, every day.
333
00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:38,966
You don't ACTUALLY believe
you have a chance
334
00:46:38,966 --> 00:46:41,000
at getting that internship, do you?
335
00:46:42,266 --> 00:46:43,100
Of course.
336
00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:46,200
Elle, everybody in the class wants it;
337
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,933
Nobody more than me.
It's a guaranteed career.
338
00:46:48,933 --> 00:46:51,500
You're practically made partner
before you get a job offer.
339
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:55,300
Elle! You're looking... fluffy.
As usual.
340
00:46:55,733 --> 00:46:57,500
Oh! Hello, Vivienne.
341
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,833
Thanks for the great tip
on the "costume party".
342
00:46:59,966 --> 00:47:02,466
I see you came as
Last Year's Sample Sale.
343
00:47:10,466 --> 00:47:12,166
Look, Pooh-Bear - Elle...
344
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,266
You have to ace his course
to get that internship
345
00:47:15,266 --> 00:47:18,266
and he's not called
"C-minus Callahan" for nothing.
346
00:47:18,266 --> 00:47:20,866
Warner, I am completely cognizant
of both of those facts.
347
00:47:20,866 --> 00:47:22,600
You're not gonna make it
through the semester,
348
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,000
let alone get Callahan's internship.
349
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,466
Even if you keep going...
and going... and going...
350
00:47:29,933 --> 00:47:31,033
Face it, bunny:
351
00:47:31,366 --> 00:47:33,233
One of these things is not like the other.
352
00:47:33,233 --> 00:47:35,233
Someday, we'll nominate
Supreme Court justices.
353
00:47:35,233 --> 00:47:36,833
And you'll tan.
354
00:47:37,933 --> 00:47:38,933
Run home, Elle.
355
00:47:38,933 --> 00:47:41,466
And change out of your skank costume.
356
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,033
Oh, is THAT what you see, Vivienne?
357
00:47:45,266 --> 00:47:49,733
How unfortunate. Because
I'm Gloria Steinem circa 1963
358
00:47:49,733 --> 00:47:51,700
researching for her feminist manifesto
359
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:53,633
"I was a playboy bunny."
360
00:47:54,266 --> 00:47:57,800
Are you actually
calling Gloria Steinem a SKANK?
361
00:47:58,166 --> 00:48:00,866
- Who's calling Gloria Steinem a skank?!
- She is!
362
00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:15,133
Wow!
363
00:48:15,933 --> 00:48:16,733
Elle...
364
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,366
What's up?..
365
00:48:19,100 --> 00:48:23,366
Doc.
366
00:49:39,466 --> 00:49:42,333
Well excuse me, but just because
you've got a chip on your shoulder...
367
00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:44,100
You know what?
You're right.
368
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:06,166
Well that sounds highly negative.
369
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:07,800
Hey, I'm just being honest.
370
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,066
When you weren't born into privilege,
371
00:50:09,066 --> 00:50:10,466
You got to work twice as hard,
372
00:50:11,566 --> 00:50:13,066
I want that sweatshirt back,
373
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:15,600
Wait!
374
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:23,233
- Two jobs plus law school?
- I haven't slept since 1992.
375
00:50:24,766 --> 00:50:25,900
Seriously...
376
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:27,466
How do you do it?
377
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:09,166
No, I don't! I just need to prove
to everyone that I'm serious!
378
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:12,433
What you need is to get to work.
379
00:51:13,733 --> 00:51:15,100
Make yourself at home.
380
00:51:19,066 --> 00:51:21,066
Hello... Kitty.
381
00:51:28,066 --> 00:51:29,900
You drink a lot of Red Bull, don't you?
382
00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:31,666
It gives me energy!
383
00:51:33,666 --> 00:51:35,466
For when you're up late studying?
384
00:51:35,466 --> 00:51:38,466
- What?
- I said "studying".
385
00:51:39,866 --> 00:51:43,500
You do study, don't you?
Where are those law books?
386
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,000
Oh, um, they're under the...
387
00:51:48,066 --> 00:51:49,466
- Under the?
- The pile...
388
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,266
- Pile of?..
- There.
389
00:51:55,866 --> 00:51:57,166
They're here somewhere...
390
00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,700
Bye, Warner!
391
00:53:00,133 --> 00:53:02,000
Happy Thanksgiving!
392
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:06,966
Say hi to your mom and dad for me!
And grandma Bootsie!
393
00:53:06,966 --> 00:53:08,566
What is this?
My second? My third?
394
00:53:08,566 --> 00:53:11,166
I don't know but I am loving it!
395
00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,466
Define Malum prohibitum.
396
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:21,266
"Malum prohibitum".
"Malum prohibitum" is... um.
397
00:53:21,933 --> 00:53:22,366
An act prohibited...
398
00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:23,766
An act prohibited by law!
399
00:53:23,766 --> 00:53:25,900
Like jaywalking!
Or chewing gum in Singapore!
400
00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:27,200
Therefore "Malum in se" means...
401
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:31,500
"Malum in se" is an action
that's evil in itself!
402
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,533
Assault, murder,
403
00:53:32,533 --> 00:53:34,166
white shoes after Labor Day.
404
00:53:34,166 --> 00:53:35,700
Haha! Good.
405
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,033
Where are you going?
406
00:53:39,566 --> 00:53:40,666
Home, of course.
407
00:53:41,366 --> 00:53:43,200
It's Thanksgiving break, remember?
408
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,566
Interesting.
409
00:53:46,166 --> 00:53:47,033
What?
410
00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:05,766
Why do you always have to be right?
411
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,233
Bye, Warner!
412
00:54:25,233 --> 00:54:30,500
Merry Christmas!
Enjoy Vail!
413
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,933
Okay now, focus, Elle! Focus!
414
00:54:32,933 --> 00:54:36,400
Now. The case of "Russell v. Sullivan"...
415
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,566
- determined that Russell
was legally the child's father
416
00:54:39,566 --> 00:54:41,466
even though he was just a sperm donor.
417
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,000
Gold star!
418
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,133
Ho, ho, ho.
419
00:54:49,133 --> 00:54:50,533
This is my friend Paulette!
420
00:54:50,533 --> 00:54:53,400
- Hi.
- Hey there.
421
00:54:54,133 --> 00:54:57,566
For you. Not as good as
going home for Christmas, but...
422
00:54:57,566 --> 00:55:00,166
You are too sweet.
423
00:55:00,366 --> 00:55:04,366
It's a real time saver!
Shampoo and conditioner in one.
424
00:55:04,366 --> 00:55:06,533
[horrified]
425
00:55:06,533 --> 00:55:09,966
Hair care? I love this guy.
426
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,533
Oh! Well, I'll just leave
you two alone then...
427
00:55:13,533 --> 00:55:15,000
I'll see you later, Elle.
428
00:55:21,133 --> 00:55:22,966
You are so adorable to think of me.
429
00:55:22,966 --> 00:55:25,266
- Hey... oh.
- Elle, hey, have you seen Vivienne?
430
00:55:25,266 --> 00:55:26,966
I've been looking for her everywhere...
431
00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:33,200
Yeah...
432
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:36,700
I mean no...
433
00:55:37,666 --> 00:55:39,800
Great. We're gonna miss our flight.
434
00:55:43,166 --> 00:55:45,600
Um, Elle?
435
00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:52,766
But Mr. Lattimer wasn't stalking.
436
00:56:52,766 --> 00:56:55,700
He was clearly within his rights
to ask for visitation...
437
00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:58,100
- Russell v. Sullivan.
- But Russell was known to the mother.
438
00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:00,166
Lattimer was an anonymous donor.
439
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:01,133
Well yeah,
440
00:57:01,133 --> 00:57:02,700
but without Mr. Lattimer's sperm,
441
00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:04,533
the child in question would not exist.
442
00:57:04,533 --> 00:57:06,566
Now you're thinking like a lawyer!
443
00:57:10,566 --> 00:57:13,166
Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point,
444
00:57:13,566 --> 00:57:16,566
but did the defendant keep a log
of every sperm emission
445
00:57:16,566 --> 00:57:17,633
made throughout his life?
446
00:57:18,733 --> 00:57:20,966
Interesting. Why do you ask?
447
00:57:20,966 --> 00:57:23,400
Well, unless the defendant
attempted to contact
448
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,500
every sexual encounter
449
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,966
to find if a child
resulted in those unions,
450
00:57:26,966 --> 00:57:29,500
he has no parental claim
over this child whatsoever.
451
00:57:30,366 --> 00:57:32,666
Why now, why this sperm?
452
00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:34,266
I see your point.
453
00:57:34,366 --> 00:57:36,233
...And by Mr. Huntington's standard,
454
00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:37,466
all masturbatory missions
455
00:57:37,466 --> 00:57:39,833
where the sperm was clearly
not seeking an egg
456
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,066
could be called
reckless abandonment.
457
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,800
Ms. Woods, you just won your case.
458
00:57:59,933 --> 00:58:01,900
Ms. Woods, excellent work today.
459
00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:04,766
I assume you're applying
for my internship.
460
00:58:04,766 --> 00:58:06,166
Do you have a resume?
461
00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:08,633
I'm one step ahead of you.
462
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:10,833
Here you go.
463
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,066
And thanks in advance
for your consideration.
464
00:58:31,866 --> 00:58:34,266
Dear God, it's scented.
465
00:58:35,666 --> 00:58:38,066
You know, three months ago
I would have recycled this.
466
00:58:38,366 --> 00:58:40,100
Make sure to put it on file.
467
00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:34,200
Paulette, are you ready?
468
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,033
Oh, I don't know, Elle.
469
00:59:36,033 --> 00:59:38,900
- Dewey scares the crap out of me!
- And that's okay.
470
00:59:39,166 --> 00:59:40,933
Channel that fear. Remember:
471
00:59:40,933 --> 00:59:42,366
You are a strong, independent woman
472
00:59:42,366 --> 00:59:44,266
And you MUST be reunited with your dog.
473
00:59:44,933 --> 00:59:46,933
Anyone who bakes their dog a birthday cake
474
00:59:46,933 --> 00:59:48,566
Deserves nothing less.
475
00:59:48,566 --> 00:59:50,300
And it's shaped like a bone.
476
00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:55,666
And that kind of devotion
cannot be ignored.
477
00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:59,600
Well, it's not easy to find
dog-friendly chocolate substitutes
478
01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:03,100
Who in the..?
479
01:00:04,366 --> 01:00:07,200
Oh crap, not you again!
480
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:11,033
Paulette, get your fat ass
offa my property!
481
01:00:11,033 --> 01:00:13,466
Dewey, I wanna see my dog!
482
01:00:13,466 --> 01:00:16,500
I got a right and I bet
you didn't even know
483
01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,400
it's his birthday today.
484
01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:22,433
It's your birthday,
it's your birthday...
485
01:00:23,466 --> 01:00:25,466
Well, you can't see him, Jelly Gut!
486
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:28,666
Best decision I ever made
was throwing you out!
487
01:00:30,533 --> 01:00:35,300
Can you believe
I lived with that for 10 years?
488
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:38,366
And that cheap-skate
never even got me a ring.
489
01:00:38,366 --> 01:00:39,166
Elle!
490
01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:42,900
They lived together for TEN years...
491
01:00:44,366 --> 01:00:47,300
Of course!
Emmett, you are a genius!
492
01:00:54,933 --> 01:00:55,933
Mr...
493
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:06,966
Mr... Dewey, we are
Ms. Buonofuonte's legal team.
494
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,000
- Lawyers?
- I don't think you realize...
495
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,100
that the great Commonwealth
of Massachusetts
496
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:13,200
recognizes your 10-year relationship
497
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:16,600
with Ms. Buonofuonte
as a common law marriage,
498
01:01:16,866 --> 01:01:22,433
And entitles her to equitable
division of property.
499
01:01:23,266 --> 01:01:24,566
- Huh?
- Translation:
500
01:01:24,566 --> 01:01:26,266
We're taking the dog!
501
01:01:36,666 --> 01:01:39,200
Oh boy! Oh boy...
502
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,066
Have I missed this face! Oh!
503
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,300
Hey, Elle? Elle...
504
01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:47,966
This is the nicest thing that
anyone has ever done for me...
505
01:01:47,966 --> 01:01:49,666
bar none.
506
01:02:12,933 --> 01:02:15,533
Guys! Callahan got a big murder trial
507
01:02:15,533 --> 01:02:17,966
defending exercise queen
Brooke Wyndham.
508
01:02:17,966 --> 01:02:19,200
He needs extra help
509
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,066
so he's posting his internship today!
510
01:02:21,066 --> 01:02:23,866
Ladies and gentlemen,
I need the best and the brightest.
511
01:02:23,866 --> 01:02:25,533
Congrats to the choice few.
512
01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:28,300
As for the rest of you,
welcome to the middle.
513
01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:31,500
Emmett, I'm making you
my co-counsel on the Wyndham trial.
514
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:34,200
Prove yourself here and the title
"associate" isn't far off.
515
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:34,666
Yes, sir!
516
01:02:34,666 --> 01:02:37,500
We start Monday,
9:00 a.m. sharp.
517
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:41,766
And make sure everyone
dresses appropriately.
518
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,766
Emmett, that is so great!
I'm so proud of you!
519
01:02:46,133 --> 01:02:48,666
- Yes! Score!
- Warner!
520
01:02:48,666 --> 01:02:50,666
- We got Callahan's internship!
- What?
521
01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:52,200
It's just like we planned!
522
01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,633
This is just the beginning!
523
01:02:55,066 --> 01:02:57,166
Wait, it's perfect...
524
01:02:57,966 --> 01:03:00,833
Make this the happiest day of my life.
525
01:03:02,333 --> 01:03:06,500
- Warner, it's absolutely stunning.
- Marry me?
526
01:03:08,866 --> 01:03:09,666
Yes.
527
01:06:42,266 --> 01:06:43,966
Hi, I'm Brooke Wyndham!
528
01:06:43,966 --> 01:06:47,033
And welcome back to the Wyndham
Workout Disc Two challenge
529
01:06:47,033 --> 01:06:50,233
and our daily commitment
to being the best that we can be!
530
01:06:50,266 --> 01:06:53,500
- Yeah!
- So grab your CardioWhyp 5000TM...
531
01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:54,966
Cause if you wanna get ripped?
532
01:06:54,966 --> 01:06:56,633
You gotta get Whypped!
533
01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:37,600
Hey, why'd you pause it?
534
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:39,033
We have a lot to cover.
535
01:08:45,666 --> 01:08:48,066
The hands?
Who think she's guilty?
536
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:49,933
Okay now.
537
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:07,333
I'm a Delta Nu and...
538
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,066
Come on, ladies,
just because we're...
539
01:09:38,066 --> 01:09:40,500
in the Boston Women's
Correctional Facility
540
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,800
does not mean we can't become
the best that we can be!
541
01:09:45,066 --> 01:09:45,500
Here we go!
542
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:57,600
Alright, ladies!
543
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:58,866
We can't break out of here,
544
01:09:58,866 --> 01:10:00,666
but we sure can break a sweat!
545
01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:03,233
Left! Right!
546
01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:04,166
Good!
547
01:10:05,133 --> 01:10:07,966
Left! Right! Everybody!
548
01:10:45,266 --> 01:10:47,833
That's right! You got it!
549
01:11:00,566 --> 01:11:02,266
Ms. Wyndham...
550
01:11:02,933 --> 01:11:05,100
Ms. Wyndham!
You got some visitors!
551
01:11:05,933 --> 01:11:07,300
Ms Wyndham, I'm Emmett Forrest.
552
01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:10,300
Your co-counsel from Stidwell,
Zyskowski, Fox and Callahan.
553
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,133
These four interns are
the cream of the crop at Harvard Law.
554
01:11:13,133 --> 01:11:16,000
We're here to "whip up"
your legal defense.
555
01:11:16,533 --> 01:11:19,200
Incidentally, my mom is
a big fan of your DVDs.
556
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:21,166
Credits you with her nutcracker butt.
557
01:11:22,933 --> 01:11:24,266
Her words. Anywho.
558
01:11:24,266 --> 01:11:25,933
We'd love to discuss your case
559
01:11:25,933 --> 01:11:27,366
and go over a few choices.
560
01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:29,566
We wanna free you as soon as possible
561
01:11:29,566 --> 01:11:32,133
so that you can bring your message
back to your fans.
562
01:11:32,133 --> 01:11:33,066
Well, good!
563
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,433
That's all I want!
This ought to be easy.
564
01:11:35,433 --> 01:11:36,433
Great.
565
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,966
Callahan briefed me on your meeting and
566
01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:42,166
there is a significant
amount of evidence against you.
567
01:11:42,166 --> 01:11:46,000
To free you the jury is going
to need to hear an alibi.
568
01:11:46,933 --> 01:11:48,000
Not gonna happen.
569
01:11:49,066 --> 01:11:50,666
Even though it could save you?
570
01:11:50,666 --> 01:11:52,833
Yeah, but if you put me on that stand
571
01:11:53,066 --> 01:11:54,700
I'm gonna be forced to lie.
572
01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:55,600
Well, okay.
573
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,066
Ms. Wyndham,
if we can't hear an alibi,
574
01:11:58,066 --> 01:12:00,600
yhen you should accept a plea bargain.
575
01:12:00,933 --> 01:12:02,600
And admit to something
that I didn't do?
576
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:05,200
With a plea bargain,
you'd get out in a couple of years.
577
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:07,100
That sounds reasonable, right?
578
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,633
Reasonable to do time
for my husband's killer?
579
01:12:10,933 --> 01:12:11,766
Not really!
580
01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:13,500
She's tough.
581
01:12:14,066 --> 01:12:15,866
Yo! Sister!
582
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,266
Yo! Not related!
583
01:12:19,933 --> 01:12:20,766
You know what...
584
01:12:21,066 --> 01:12:23,600
I need a legal team
that knows I'm innocent.
585
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:27,200
Get out of here.
All of you. Guard!
586
01:13:08,066 --> 01:13:10,566
Delta Nu's former
UCLA president Elle Woods!
587
01:13:10,566 --> 01:13:12,766
I knew I recognized your mugshot!
588
01:13:13,266 --> 01:13:15,666
- Shut up!
- Oh yeah!
589
01:13:15,733 --> 01:13:18,733
Your DVD's got me in shape to be June
in the Girls of UCLA calendar!
590
01:13:18,733 --> 01:13:20,533
That is so great!
591
01:13:20,533 --> 01:13:23,900
Thank god somebody
on this legal team gets me!
592
01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:25,300
Sisterhood's forever.
593
01:13:29,300 --> 01:13:30,633
I believe you, Brooke.
594
01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:32,466
And I will fight with everything I have
595
01:13:32,466 --> 01:13:35,666
to clear your good name.
But that involves an alibi...
596
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:38,800
- I can't tell it..
- Everyone has their secrets,
597
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,566
For years I denied my highlights.
598
01:13:41,766 --> 01:13:43,100
It's beyond highlights, Elle.
599
01:13:43,100 --> 01:13:46,100
It's a disgrace.
My secret is nuclear.
600
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:49,233
And if it gets out
I could lose my fitness empire,
601
01:13:49,566 --> 01:13:51,700
Which means everything to me.
602
01:13:52,733 --> 01:13:56,533
If I tell you, will you
Delta Nu Sister Swear not to tell anybody?
603
01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:58,633
I will double Delta Nu Sister swear.
604
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:01,233
You're hardcore. Okay, here it is...
605
01:14:02,466 --> 01:14:04,566
On the day that my husband was killed...
606
01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:07,833
- I had [mouths silently]...
- What?
607
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:13,633
LIPOSUCTION! MINIMALLY INVASIVE,
OUTPATIENT LIPO, BUT LIPO!
608
01:14:13,633 --> 01:14:14,466
Wyndham, your time's up!
609
01:14:14,466 --> 01:14:17,966
I had to do it. Serious cottage cheese
were showing up on my ass.
610
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,100
Your secret's safe with me.
611
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:21,300
My followers are depending on me,
612
01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:22,966
I cannot let them down!
You have to take care of me!
613
01:14:22,966 --> 01:14:24,033
Elle, you swore.
614
01:14:24,033 --> 01:14:26,300
- Elle, there you are.
- Where's Brooke?
615
01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:27,700
The guard just took her back.
616
01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:29,633
- Great...
- But I got the alibi.
617
01:14:29,766 --> 01:14:30,833
You're kidding...
618
01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:32,166
What, so what is it?
619
01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:35,900
- I'm afraid I can't tell you.
- Why not?
620
01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:38,366
Because I double
Delta Nu Sister Swore not to.
621
01:14:38,566 --> 01:14:41,166
Elle, this is not
some little sorority thing!
622
01:14:41,166 --> 01:14:43,700
Oh, I know.
It's a big sorority thing.
623
01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:45,200
But don't worry:
624
01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:47,466
Brooke really had nothing to do with this.
625
01:14:49,566 --> 01:14:51,500
Think about it:
Brooke's a fitness queen.
626
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:53,066
Exercise gives you endorphins,
627
01:14:53,066 --> 01:14:54,366
and endorphins make you happy.
628
01:14:54,366 --> 01:14:56,900
Happy people just don't kill!
629
01:14:58,733 --> 01:15:00,833
Emmett - a word.
630
01:15:03,366 --> 01:15:04,800
Elle, are you serious?
631
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,200
If you don't give up the alibi,
632
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:08,033
We will ALL lose this case.
633
01:15:08,266 --> 01:15:09,700
Then I guess we're not very good lawyers.
634
01:15:09,700 --> 01:15:12,566
Oh, would you stop being a Marilyn?
635
01:15:12,566 --> 01:15:14,666
Look, Pooh-Bear, I, uh, ELLE.
636
01:15:15,700 --> 01:15:17,100
Callahan wants that alibi.
637
01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:19,933
Give it to him and
you can sail through law school,
638
01:15:19,933 --> 01:15:20,733
knowing that there's a big fat
639
01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:22,966
job offer waiting for you
when you get out.
640
01:15:22,966 --> 01:15:24,466
But I gave Brooke my word.
641
01:15:24,466 --> 01:15:27,133
- So what, who cares?
- Who cares?
642
01:15:27,133 --> 01:15:30,066
Emmett, let me be very clear.
This is your chance.
643
01:15:30,500 --> 01:15:32,266
I gave you simple instructions -
644
01:15:32,266 --> 01:15:35,066
lead this legal team
and get me an alibi.
645
01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:38,166
You're zero for two.
646
01:15:42,733 --> 01:15:45,600
Everyone, field trips over.
Let's go back to work.
647
01:15:48,100 --> 01:15:51,666
Except you two.
I'd rather not see ratty corduroy
648
01:15:51,666 --> 01:15:54,166
or legally blonde again today.
649
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:07,066
Emmett, I'm sorry -
650
01:16:07,066 --> 01:16:07,933
- I don't need you to be sorry.
651
01:16:07,933 --> 01:16:09,466
I need you to tell me the alibi.
652
01:16:09,466 --> 01:16:12,033
Well I can't because
I gave Brooke my word.
653
01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:15,100
Having an alibi is not
the only way to win this case.
654
01:16:15,100 --> 01:16:16,366
No, but it sure would help.
655
01:16:16,366 --> 01:16:19,433
Work with me.
We can free Brooke the right way.
656
01:16:19,566 --> 01:16:23,366
- The noble way.
- This is not a Lifetime Original Movie, Elle.
657
01:16:23,366 --> 01:16:25,133
I'm not interested in nobility right now,
658
01:16:25,133 --> 01:16:26,866
I'm more interested in saving Brooke's life.
659
01:16:26,866 --> 01:16:27,533
No, you're not.
660
01:16:27,533 --> 01:16:29,600
You're more interested
in impressing Callahan.
661
01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:30,700
Well, he IS my boss.
662
01:16:30,700 --> 01:16:32,500
If I impress him
he's gonna make me associate.
663
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:35,266
By jeopardizing your client's
trust and our integrity?
664
01:16:39,900 --> 01:16:41,466
Well, when you put it that way.
665
01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:44,666
Exactly, you butthead.
666
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:49,200
My word means something,
and I know yours does too.
667
01:16:50,333 --> 01:16:52,833
No one's called me butthead
since the third grade.
668
01:16:54,166 --> 01:16:55,833
Maybe not to your face.
669
01:16:58,533 --> 01:17:00,266
Come on let's get out of here.
670
01:17:02,866 --> 01:17:04,533
Why do you always have to be right?
671
01:17:04,533 --> 01:17:06,966
I don't have to be,
when I'm with you I just am.
672
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,300
You wanna press Callahan?
I can help.
673
01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:11,800
Okay. How?
674
01:17:12,666 --> 01:17:15,866
Listen, I love your scruffy vibe,
675
01:17:15,866 --> 01:17:18,900
but "Casual Friday" is
so not in Callahan's vocabulary.
676
01:17:18,900 --> 01:17:21,166
You gotta look the part
if you wanna get ahead.
677
01:17:21,166 --> 01:17:23,000
Elle, didn't your mother
ever teach you about
678
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,200
not judging a book by its cover?
679
01:17:25,266 --> 01:17:26,400
She did, but I also know
680
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,433
the books with tattered covers
stay on the shelf.
681
01:17:28,533 --> 01:17:30,033
Oh, thanks a lot!
682
01:17:31,066 --> 01:17:33,033
This isn't a perfect world!
683
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:35,900
You think I haven't been
judged my whole life?
684
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,833
You think it wasn't a good idea
to make navy my new pink?
685
01:17:39,366 --> 01:17:40,533
No, that was a good idea.
686
01:17:40,533 --> 01:17:43,400
- I know.
- Where are we going exactly?
687
01:17:45,133 --> 01:17:46,300
You trust me, don't you?
688
01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:50,566
- Of course.
- Then don't stop now.
689
01:17:57,733 --> 01:17:59,100
What is this place?
690
01:18:01,066 --> 01:18:03,833
It's called... a department store.
691
01:18:05,066 --> 01:18:05,866
It's...
692
01:18:07,733 --> 01:18:09,200
It's beautiful.
693
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,300
Now you're ready for your big trial.
694
01:22:40,566 --> 01:22:44,933
Are you sure you don't want me to paint
little gavels on'em for ya?
695
01:22:44,933 --> 01:22:46,366
That's okay, Paulette.
696
01:22:46,366 --> 01:22:48,066
That may be a bit too much.
697
01:22:48,066 --> 01:22:50,300
All right,
classy lawyer pink it is.
698
01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:52,766
Oh, when those jury people see your nails,
699
01:22:52,766 --> 01:22:54,466
they'll know they can trust you.
700
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:56,800
Which is more than
what my team is doing.
701
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,966
They're all over me
to give up Brooke's alibi.
702
01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:01,633
Including your "friend", Emmett?
703
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:03,966
Well, he's on the team too.
704
01:23:03,966 --> 01:23:06,100
In more ways than one.
705
01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:10,100
Oh, I've seen the way he looks at you.
706
01:23:10,100 --> 01:23:11,400
Paulette!
707
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:15,366
- He's just my friend.
- Oh, right.
708
01:23:15,566 --> 01:23:17,633
Well I could use a friend like that.
709
01:23:22,766 --> 01:23:25,000
I've got a package.
710
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:29,366
For Miss Paulette Buonufonte.
711
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:40,600
The name's Kyle.
712
01:23:41,533 --> 01:23:44,666
This is my new route
and the first stop of the day.
713
01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:47,800
Kinda cool karma, huh?
714
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:08,833
Alrighty, then.
715
01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:15,033
Do me a favor?
716
01:24:15,766 --> 01:24:17,500
Have yourself a super day.
717
01:24:26,333 --> 01:24:27,166
Oh...
718
01:24:27,900 --> 01:24:29,166
Oh my G...
719
01:24:30,933 --> 01:24:34,833
The new UPS guy is like walking porn.
720
01:24:38,866 --> 01:24:40,733
So talk to him already!
721
01:24:40,733 --> 01:24:43,500
Oh yeah, yeah... right. Honey!
722
01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:45,600
I can't talk to guys like that.
723
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:49,033
I'm not like you...
I've got nothing to offer.
724
01:24:49,033 --> 01:24:50,033
So not true...
725
01:24:52,966 --> 01:24:54,700
- Oh my God!
- Did you see that?
726
01:24:54,700 --> 01:24:57,300
She's got the most perfect
Bend and Snap I've ever seen!
727
01:24:57,300 --> 01:24:58,866
You're a natural!
728
01:24:58,866 --> 01:25:00,266
Hi, Paulette!
729
01:25:01,066 --> 01:25:03,566
I see dead people.
730
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,566
Oh no!
731
01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:08,166
This is just my Greek Chorus!
732
01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:11,000
I am so psyched
you can see them too now!
733
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:13,166
But I haven't had any Jager.
734
01:25:16,766 --> 01:25:19,066
When your Bend and Snap
has that much snap,
735
01:25:19,066 --> 01:25:22,400
It's been known to alter
all laws of physics and logic.
736
01:25:22,533 --> 01:25:25,200
What are they talking a...
Bend and Snap...?
737
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,600
The Bend... and Snap!
738
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:29,600
That's good! That's real good!
739
01:25:30,300 --> 01:25:32,266
It's a move invented by UCLA cheerleaders
740
01:25:32,266 --> 01:25:34,066
to break the will of the opposing team.
741
01:25:34,733 --> 01:25:37,966
But it also has real world applications:
742
01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:41,733
the Bend amd Snap is
99.99% effective on straight men.
743
01:25:41,733 --> 01:25:46,400
Oh, great, cause I have
such a good track record with them.
744
01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:48,733
Okay. Okay.
745
01:25:48,733 --> 01:25:51,800
I see the problem here
and it's not physical:
746
01:25:51,900 --> 01:25:54,466
No, it's spiritual.
747
01:25:54,466 --> 01:25:56,033
Paulette just needs a little spirit!
748
01:25:56,033 --> 01:25:58,100
And Serena knows about spirit:
749
01:25:59,966 --> 01:26:03,900
She is the UCLA Cheer Team Leader!
750
01:26:17,166 --> 01:26:19,100
Cheerleaders scare me!
751
01:26:22,766 --> 01:26:24,033
Paul-Ette.
752
01:26:24,766 --> 01:26:28,600
Do you know why cheerleaders always
get the guy and keep the guy?
753
01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:32,700
Because you jump around
and show your panties?
754
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:36,600
Yes.
755
01:26:40,466 --> 01:26:43,866
And, and because we command
and demand attention.
756
01:26:43,866 --> 01:26:44,700
For real.
757
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:48,900
You must become
the cheerleader you fear.
758
01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:54,100
You got the pompoms.
It's time to shake them!
759
01:26:54,100 --> 01:26:55,333
READY?
760
01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:57,500
OK-AY!
761
01:30:19,733 --> 01:30:20,666
Do it.
762
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:36,700
In day three of the Brooke
Wyndham murder trial,
763
01:30:36,733 --> 01:30:40,500
D.A. Joyce Riley has been
grilling Nikos Argytacos,
764
01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:42,966
Miss Wyndham's pool boy,
all morning.
765
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:44,900
The waters could get dicey.
766
01:30:45,100 --> 01:30:48,400
Let's hope the defense
packed their floaties. Katie?
767
01:30:48,533 --> 01:30:51,666
...which is why you
should clarify for the court
768
01:30:51,766 --> 01:30:56,233
exactly what your duties were
as the pool boy.
769
01:30:57,300 --> 01:30:58,500
Cleaning the pool.
770
01:31:00,100 --> 01:31:02,300
Wow, total hotty alert!
771
01:31:02,300 --> 01:31:04,000
Oh my God, Emmett, is that you?
772
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,500
Elle took me shopping.
773
01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:08,400
- Emmett, you look sharp.
- Chuck one up for Elle.
774
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:17,633
So, Mr. Argytacos, could you explain
to the court what Exhibit A is?
775
01:31:18,100 --> 01:31:19,500
That was my uniform.
776
01:31:20,466 --> 01:31:24,000
And was it Brooke's idea
to have you wear this uniform?
777
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:24,400
Yes.
778
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:25,566
And could you tell the court exactly
779
01:31:25,566 --> 01:31:29,033
what your relationship
was to the defendant?
780
01:31:30,933 --> 01:31:33,566
Brooke and I were LOVERS.
781
01:31:34,133 --> 01:31:35,200
No further questions.
782
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,166
- He was your lover?
- No!
783
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:39,666
A Delta Nu would never sleep
with a man in a thong!
784
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,200
I just liked to watch him
clean the filters.
785
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:42,966
Unbelievable!
786
01:31:42,966 --> 01:31:45,133
You're all making me look
like an ass up there!
787
01:31:45,133 --> 01:31:47,900
Your honor!
I request a 10-minute recess!
788
01:31:51,966 --> 01:31:53,866
I'm so sorry,
I'll take this outside.
789
01:31:55,066 --> 01:31:56,700
Why didn't I know
about this disaster?!
790
01:31:56,700 --> 01:31:58,000
Alright, it is a set-back...
791
01:31:58,000 --> 01:31:59,666
It's motive, Emmett.
792
01:31:59,666 --> 01:32:00,866
Paulette, what's up?
793
01:32:00,866 --> 01:32:01,800
Oh! Hey, Elle!
794
01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:03,733
I just had to call and thank you!
795
01:32:03,733 --> 01:32:07,433
The bend and snap worked!
I may have broken Kyle's nose,
796
01:32:07,466 --> 01:32:10,566
but I got to spend
four and half hours with him
797
01:32:10,566 --> 01:32:12,400
in the ambulance and at the ER!
798
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:16,233
And it was the most romantic time
I've ever had in my entire life!
799
01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:18,500
Oh, Paulette, that is so great!
800
01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:20,466
I told you the Bend and Snap is infallible
801
01:32:20,466 --> 01:32:22,066
unless the guy is gay or something...
802
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:23,400
I gotta go. Bye.
803
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:25,000
Oh! Okay, bye.
804
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:48,400
Watch this!
805
01:32:50,566 --> 01:32:51,733
- Did you see it?
- See what?
806
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:54,700
Um, no. Maybe you should do it
one more time.
807
01:32:57,800 --> 01:32:58,633
Please!
808
01:33:05,066 --> 01:33:07,466
Nikos couldn't have had
the affair with Brooke!
809
01:33:07,533 --> 01:33:09,966
I just did the Bend and Snap
in front of him and nothing.
810
01:33:09,966 --> 01:33:11,466
Clearly he must be gay.
811
01:33:11,900 --> 01:33:14,500
Nikos did leave
a Cher CD in the pool house once...
812
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:17,533
You want to out this guy on the stand?
813
01:33:17,533 --> 01:33:18,400
Elle, that's crazy.
814
01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:21,433
You can't build a legal strategy
on the Bend and Snap.
815
01:33:21,533 --> 01:33:23,500
We need a defense, not a dance move.
816
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:24,766
So you think he purgered himself.
817
01:33:24,766 --> 01:33:25,900
But you can't prove it.
818
01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:27,133
You know, if you're wrong,
819
01:33:27,133 --> 01:33:29,700
we look desperate AND homophobic.
820
01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:32,000
- But if she's right...
- And I know I am!
821
01:35:54,666 --> 01:35:56,033
The floor is yours.
822
01:35:56,900 --> 01:36:01,900
So Mr. Argytacos, this alleged
affair with Ms Wyndham
823
01:36:01,900 --> 01:36:04,066
-... has been going on for..?
- Two years.
824
01:36:04,066 --> 01:36:05,900
- And your first name again is...?
- Nikos.
825
01:36:05,900 --> 01:36:08,366
- And your boyfriend's name is...?
- Carlos.
826
01:36:10,300 --> 01:36:11,533
I'm sorry, I misunderstand.
827
01:36:11,533 --> 01:36:13,700
You say "boyfriend"?
I thought you say "best friend".
828
01:36:14,666 --> 01:36:17,000
Carlos is my "best" friend.
829
01:36:17,600 --> 01:36:19,066
You bastard!
830
01:36:20,166 --> 01:36:22,666
You lying bastard! That is it!
831
01:36:22,666 --> 01:36:24,000
I no cover for you no more!
832
01:37:04,666 --> 01:37:05,966
Oh, baby, thank you!
833
01:37:13,133 --> 01:37:14,500
Hey! Let's go!
834
01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:35,300
To Emmett. For decisively
turning the case around
835
01:37:35,300 --> 01:37:37,066
and for nailing the pool boy.
836
01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:39,766
Emmett nailed the pool boy.
837
01:37:43,500 --> 01:37:48,100
Well I... I have to share
this victory with Elle.
838
01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:52,500
To Emmett - and I can't believe
I'm saying this - to Elle.
839
01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:53,800
To Elle.
840
01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:56,033
Okay, but since when
did a finally-tuned gay-dar
841
01:37:56,033 --> 01:37:58,266
qualify as a legal victory?
842
01:37:58,266 --> 01:37:59,566
But without that "gay-dar"
843
01:37:59,566 --> 01:38:02,066
We wouldn't be celebrating
with champagne,
844
01:38:02,166 --> 01:38:03,833
we'd be dead in the water.
845
01:38:04,333 --> 01:38:06,766
Elle Woods trusts her gut
846
01:38:06,766 --> 01:38:10,033
and has shown more legal smarts
than most my staff.
847
01:38:10,033 --> 01:38:12,900
She won this round,
making her a good lawyer.
848
01:38:12,900 --> 01:38:16,666
And while we'd still love
to hear that alibi she got,
849
01:38:16,666 --> 01:38:17,766
by keeping it,
850
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:20,966
she's never compromised the client's trust,
851
01:38:20,966 --> 01:38:24,366
making her a great one.
852
01:38:26,066 --> 01:38:29,233
Which is more than
I can say for you, Warner.
853
01:38:29,900 --> 01:38:33,000
Be useful.
Go get me a coffee.
854
01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:37,500
- But we're drinking champagne?..
- Splenda and skim.
855
01:38:46,300 --> 01:38:47,700
As for the rest of you go home,
856
01:38:47,700 --> 01:38:48,700
get a good night sleep.
857
01:38:48,700 --> 01:38:51,066
I need you all sharp tomorrow morning.
858
01:38:52,866 --> 01:38:54,700
Ms. Woods, could I have a word?
859
01:38:54,933 --> 01:38:57,833
Of course. I'll catch up
with you in a second.
860
01:39:00,700 --> 01:39:02,966
Thank you, Professor Callahan,
861
01:39:02,966 --> 01:39:05,166
for what you said before.
It meant a lot to me.
862
01:39:05,166 --> 01:39:06,366
Well, you deserved it.
863
01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:08,666
Don't tell the other
law students I said so.
864
01:39:08,666 --> 01:39:10,766
I have a scary reputation to uphold.
865
01:39:11,900 --> 01:39:14,233
Don't worry:
your secret is safe with me.
866
01:39:14,966 --> 01:39:16,900
Um, but I, uh,
867
01:39:16,900 --> 01:39:20,600
I really do appreciate
this opportunity to work with you.
868
01:39:20,700 --> 01:39:21,766
I have learned so much.
869
01:39:21,766 --> 01:39:23,800
No, what you've learned isn't the point.
870
01:39:23,800 --> 01:39:25,300
You have instincts.
871
01:39:25,300 --> 01:39:29,000
And instincts, legal or
otherwise, can't be taught.
872
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:31,000
Trust your instincts.
873
01:39:38,966 --> 01:39:41,200
I thought you were
smarter than that...
874
01:39:44,900 --> 01:39:47,466
Is this the only reason
you gave me the internship?
875
01:39:48,466 --> 01:39:50,666
It's been nice working
with you, Ms Woods.
876
01:39:50,666 --> 01:39:52,466
You can show yourself out.
877
01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:08,600
Well, hel-lo Marilyn!
878
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:10,566
Looks like you'll make partner now.
879
01:40:10,566 --> 01:40:13,100
I mean, you really earned it.
880
01:40:13,100 --> 01:40:15,100
Warner... shut up.
881
01:41:55,966 --> 01:41:58,966
There she is!
Intern of the year...
882
01:42:28,966 --> 01:42:31,533
Callahan hit on me.
883
01:42:31,533 --> 01:42:32,466
He what?
884
01:42:34,766 --> 01:42:36,100
He kissed me.
Then he fired me.
885
01:42:36,100 --> 01:42:37,900
And he made it very clear
I don't belong here.
886
01:42:38,700 --> 01:42:40,266
He's wrong. Hey.
887
01:42:40,666 --> 01:42:42,700
We'll fix it.
We'll fight it...
888
01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:44,000
Emmett.
889
01:42:44,700 --> 01:42:45,500
Please...
890
01:42:47,566 --> 01:42:49,633
There's no reason for me to stay.
891
01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:27,766
Come on, Rufus.
892
01:44:27,866 --> 01:44:29,266
Come on, Rufus.
893
01:44:30,366 --> 01:44:31,966
Good boy, good boy.
894
01:44:31,966 --> 01:44:33,700
Good boy, Rufus.
895
01:44:34,366 --> 01:44:35,166
Sit.
896
01:44:36,066 --> 01:44:38,433
- Good dog.
- Wow...
897
01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:42,233
- He really likes you.
- And I like him.
898
01:44:42,333 --> 01:44:43,166
Oh.
899
01:44:43,800 --> 01:44:44,633
Well.
900
01:44:45,366 --> 01:44:48,200
Hey, thanks for
walking Rufus for me.
901
01:44:48,366 --> 01:44:49,833
It was the least I could do.
902
01:44:50,366 --> 01:44:51,933
Consider this training a thank you
903
01:44:51,933 --> 01:44:54,500
for staying by me at the hospital.
904
01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:57,900
Oh, believe me,
the pleasure was all mine.
905
01:44:58,533 --> 01:45:01,366
Well, I should get
back to my route now.
906
01:45:02,733 --> 01:45:04,166
Duty calls.
907
01:45:09,066 --> 01:45:13,700
Duty calls. He's all that
and he has a JOB.
908
01:45:13,700 --> 01:45:14,733
Come on, Rufus.
909
01:45:14,733 --> 01:45:17,833
It's time for your manicure.
Good boy.
910
01:45:19,200 --> 01:45:19,966
Duty calls.
911
01:45:20,900 --> 01:45:23,166
Paulette, I just came
to say goodbye.
912
01:45:23,400 --> 01:45:25,066
What? Goodbye?!
913
01:45:25,600 --> 01:45:27,166
I'm going back home to California -
914
01:45:27,166 --> 01:45:29,700
What?! California?! Why?!
915
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:31,466
Back to where I make sense.
916
01:45:31,466 --> 01:45:34,266
Honey, you're not making any now.
What happened?!
917
01:45:35,100 --> 01:45:37,866
All of this time I thought I was
proving myself and making a difference,
918
01:45:37,866 --> 01:45:40,200
but it turns out I'm just
one big blonde joke.
919
01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:41,900
And that's all
anybody's ever gonna see.
920
01:45:43,166 --> 01:45:44,666
That's not what I see.
921
01:45:48,100 --> 01:45:49,100
Vivienne?
922
01:45:50,100 --> 01:45:52,266
We girls have to stick together.
923
01:45:52,600 --> 01:45:54,866
And maybe Warner saw a blonde
924
01:45:54,866 --> 01:45:56,500
who is sleeping her way to the top,
925
01:45:56,500 --> 01:45:59,200
but all I see is a woman
who doesn't have to.
926
01:46:54,266 --> 01:46:56,666
Sorry Vivienne.
You keep it.
927
01:46:57,500 --> 01:46:58,900
But I'm never wearing that again.
928
01:47:04,766 --> 01:47:05,566
Elle.
929
01:47:06,200 --> 01:47:09,566
Honey.
You're in the supply closet.
930
01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:13,000
I know.
931
01:47:13,533 --> 01:47:15,466
I said I'm never wearing that again.
932
01:47:15,466 --> 01:47:17,033
I'm wearing THIS!
933
01:48:26,533 --> 01:48:28,800
- Omigod, Elle!
- Thanks, Greek Chorus,
934
01:48:28,800 --> 01:48:30,766
but I don't need voices
in my head today.
935
01:48:50,800 --> 01:48:52,300
Paulette, what's going on?
936
01:48:52,400 --> 01:48:56,000
Oh! We're all just cheering
on our friend Elle.
937
01:48:56,000 --> 01:48:57,800
Gooo Elle!
938
01:48:57,800 --> 01:48:59,700
I've got another package for you.
939
01:48:59,700 --> 01:49:03,766
Oh, thanks,
Kyle... B. O'Boyle...
940
01:49:03,766 --> 01:49:07,900
- Hey, what does the "B" stand for?
- Brendan.
941
01:51:09,733 --> 01:51:13,066
I said you're fired.
942
01:51:13,066 --> 01:51:15,800
[SERENA]: Omigod,
It's so Apprentice!
943
01:51:15,800 --> 01:51:17,866
[MARGOT]: That show got canceled...
944
01:51:17,866 --> 01:51:21,100
That's absurd!
Elle's just a law student.
945
01:51:21,100 --> 01:51:22,633
She can't represent you!
946
01:51:22,633 --> 01:51:25,266
Actually, she can
represent Brooke, your Honor.
947
01:51:25,666 --> 01:51:28,466
Rule 3.03 of the Supreme Judicial Court
948
01:51:28,466 --> 01:51:31,166
states that a law student -
Ms. Elle Woods -
949
01:51:31,166 --> 01:51:33,533
may represent a defendant
in criminal proceedings.
950
01:51:33,533 --> 01:51:36,366
Only if she has
a licensed attorney to supervise
951
01:51:36,366 --> 01:51:38,133
And without me, she does not.
952
01:51:38,133 --> 01:51:39,366
Yes she does.
953
01:51:39,600 --> 01:51:42,566
I'm licensed, your honor.
I'll gladly supervise.
954
01:51:42,566 --> 01:51:45,933
Like hell you will.
You work for me, remember?
955
01:51:45,933 --> 01:51:48,300
No. I work for myself.
956
01:51:48,900 --> 01:51:50,500
And I don't have to hit on interns,
957
01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:51,600
Professor.
958
01:52:01,366 --> 01:52:03,600
Enjoy prison, Ms Wyndham.
959
01:52:03,600 --> 01:52:05,066
Okay, bye.
960
01:52:06,066 --> 01:52:08,066
[PILAR] As I live and breathe...
961
01:52:09,866 --> 01:52:10,900
Thank you, Emmett.
962
01:52:10,900 --> 01:52:13,633
Did you actually think
I was gonna let you get away?
963
01:52:13,966 --> 01:52:15,500
Uh - Ms. Woods? Any day now...
964
01:52:15,500 --> 01:52:18,266
You may proceed.
Call your first witness!
965
01:52:20,500 --> 01:52:22,833
We call Ms. Chutney Wyndham to the stand.
966
01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:27,666
[SERENA] Omigod.
967
01:52:27,666 --> 01:52:29,266
[MARGOT]: T.T.P.
968
01:52:29,266 --> 01:52:31,266
[PILAR]: Total Tragic Perm.
969
01:52:38,666 --> 01:52:39,666
Miss Wyndham,
970
01:52:40,666 --> 01:52:42,733
what was your relationship
to the deceased?
971
01:52:42,733 --> 01:52:44,433
He was my father.
972
01:52:46,333 --> 01:52:48,966
And did you actually see
the murder take place?
973
01:52:48,966 --> 01:52:51,566
No... I was in the shower.
974
01:52:51,900 --> 01:52:53,200
But when I got out,
975
01:52:53,200 --> 01:52:56,400
I saw Brooke standing
over my father's body,
976
01:52:56,400 --> 01:52:57,800
drenched in his blood.
977
01:52:57,800 --> 01:52:59,066
Oh boy. We're screwed!
978
01:52:59,066 --> 01:53:01,666
Don't listen to him, Elle.
You're fine.
979
01:53:01,966 --> 01:53:03,433
Go ahead.
980
01:53:07,466 --> 01:53:08,500
Miss Wyndham...
981
01:53:09,533 --> 01:53:10,733
On the day of the murder
982
01:53:10,733 --> 01:53:13,266
did you see anyone suspicious
hanging around?
983
01:53:13,266 --> 01:53:16,066
Suspiciously hanging around my shower?
984
01:53:16,766 --> 01:53:18,100
No before that.
985
01:53:19,600 --> 01:53:23,266
I was out. Getting a perm...
986
01:53:27,166 --> 01:53:28,733
But then you came home
and took a shower?
987
01:53:28,733 --> 01:53:29,966
YES, I was in the shower!
988
01:53:29,966 --> 01:53:30,666
How many times do I have to...
989
01:53:30,666 --> 01:53:33,600
Your Honor, I would like
to go to the bathroom.
990
01:53:33,600 --> 01:53:36,366
Shouldn't you have gone
before the murder trial?
991
01:53:36,366 --> 01:53:39,200
No, I mean, I would like us
to all go to the bathroom together.
992
01:53:39,200 --> 01:53:41,233
Why do girls always do that?..
993
01:53:42,600 --> 01:53:46,500
I mean, I would like everyone
to return to the bathroom
994
01:53:46,500 --> 01:53:49,833
where this alleged shower took place.
995
01:53:50,466 --> 01:53:52,500
I'll allow it, Ms. Woods.
996
01:54:00,600 --> 01:54:02,300
Enid, Paulette,
can you do this for me?
997
01:54:02,333 --> 01:54:03,266
Yeah, yeah, sure.
998
01:54:03,266 --> 01:54:04,466
Sure. Gonna do it.
999
01:54:23,333 --> 01:54:25,366
Would the court stenographer
please read that back?
1000
01:54:25,366 --> 01:54:26,966
"Omigod, we rawk,
it's the scene of the - "
1001
01:54:26,966 --> 01:54:28,466
Oh no! Before that.
1002
01:54:29,500 --> 01:54:32,466
Witness:
"Yes, I was in the shower."
1003
01:54:32,466 --> 01:54:33,866 .
Thank you.
1004
01:54:38,200 --> 01:54:38,866
Now, Miss Wyndham,
1005
01:54:38,866 --> 01:54:40,400
you claim on the day of the murder,
1006
01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:42,300
you were out getting a perm.
1007
01:54:43,300 --> 01:54:45,066
Was this your first perm?
1008
01:54:45,066 --> 01:54:50,466
No. I've permed my hair since
junior high, about three a year.
1009
01:54:50,466 --> 01:54:51,866
Interesting.
1010
01:54:52,000 --> 01:54:54,200
My associate has just gotten
a perm herself today.
1011
01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:56,700
Exhibit B: Ms. Enid Hoopes.
1012
01:55:01,333 --> 01:55:02,966
Thank you, Ms. Buonufonte.
1013
01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:09,166
Now, would Exhibit B's perm
be similar to your own?
1014
01:55:09,166 --> 01:55:10,666
- Duh!
- And one more time,
1015
01:55:10,666 --> 01:55:12,933
you didn't see the murder
or hear the gunshot
1016
01:55:12,933 --> 01:55:14,233
because you were where?..
1017
01:55:14,233 --> 01:55:16,366
In the shower!!!!
1018
01:55:16,533 --> 01:55:18,000
Thank you.
1019
01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:20,166
Ms. Hoopes, would you step
into the shower, please?
1020
01:55:31,300 --> 01:55:34,433
Idiot. You can't
get a perm wet for 48 hours -
1021
01:55:34,433 --> 01:55:37,200
Exactly! Water deactivates
the perm's ammonium thiglycolate
1022
01:55:37,200 --> 01:55:38,566
and completely ruins it!
1023
01:55:38,566 --> 01:55:40,333
It's the cardinal rule
of perm maintenance.
1024
01:55:40,333 --> 01:55:41,300
Your perm is still intact
1025
01:55:41,300 --> 01:55:42,800
so you couldn't have showered that day.
1026
01:55:42,800 --> 01:55:44,400
Why would you lie
about being in the shower?
1027
01:55:44,400 --> 01:55:46,033
Why would you lie
about NOT hearing the gunshot?
1028
01:55:46,033 --> 01:55:46,800
Why would you -
1029
01:55:46,800 --> 01:55:51,466
THINK I LIKED BEING OLDER THAN
MY DAD'S NEW ARM CANDY WIFE???
1030
01:55:51,866 --> 01:55:54,600
I didn't mean to hurt my father!
1031
01:55:54,600 --> 01:55:56,666
I didn't mean to shoot him...
1032
01:55:56,933 --> 01:56:00,700
I THOUGHT IT WAS BROOKE
COMING THROUGH THE DOOR!
1033
01:56:45,766 --> 01:56:48,033
I think someone needs
to talk to you.
1034
01:56:49,366 --> 01:56:51,000
That's okay, I'm...
1035
01:56:52,866 --> 01:56:54,166
I'm gonna see you later.
1036
01:56:59,066 --> 01:57:03,100
Elle... to think
I didn't take you seriously.
1037
01:57:03,966 --> 01:57:05,233
I was wrong.
1038
01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:08,400
Thank you, Warner.
1039
01:57:08,400 --> 01:57:10,066
We do belong together.
1040
01:57:10,966 --> 01:57:14,966
You showed me who we could be...
together again.
1041
01:57:17,300 --> 01:57:18,433
Oh, Warner.
1042
01:57:19,800 --> 01:57:21,500
Vivienne dumped you, didn't she?
1043
01:58:48,566 --> 01:58:50,266
William Shakespeare wrote:
1044
01:58:50,733 --> 01:58:52,800
"To thine own self be true."
1045
01:58:52,800 --> 01:58:56,033
"And it must follow as the night, the day."
1046
01:58:56,033 --> 01:58:58,800
"Thou cans't not then be false to any man."
1047
01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:02,833
I believe this wise statement
best applies to a woman.
1048
01:59:03,200 --> 01:59:04,700
A blonde woman.
1049
01:59:04,733 --> 01:59:08,866
Over the past three years,
she taught me, and showed us all,
1050
01:59:08,866 --> 01:59:12,566
that being true to yourself
never goes out of style.
1051
01:59:13,133 --> 01:59:16,100
Ladies and gentlemen,
our valedictorian,
1052
01:59:16,100 --> 01:59:18,533
ELLE WOODS!
1053
01:59:19,533 --> 01:59:22,466
Ladies and gentlemen
of the class of 200-
1054
02:03:38,600 --> 02:03:41,905
You've had your fun.
Our work here is done.
1055
02:03:41,905 --> 02:03:44,705
We're setting you free,
So go home and be...
1056
02:03:44,705 --> 02:03:49,905
Yeah, go home and be,
Yeah go home and be...
1057
02:03:49,905 --> 02:04:03,905
Legally Blonde!
1058
02:04:04,305 --> 02:05:04,239
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