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- Previously
on "Resident Alien"...
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Welcome, again, to my podcast,
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where I will discuss the search
for Peter Bach's son, Robert.
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Good work, deputy.
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This alien stuff,
it's all connected.
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- The Mantid might
still be alive.
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You can't kill me,
but I can kill you.
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And how's little Leroy?
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Starting to kick like
a little fancy dancer.
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- I decided to stop drinking,
and I found an AA meeting.
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So now that the baby
is safe, I want to tell
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Ben and Kate the truth.
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You killed your own
dad to save me.
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Don't make it weird.
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What the...
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Hey.
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Looks like I got to pack up.
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You comfortable in there?
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Sorry, Jules, you
can't come with me.
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But you've been
such a good host.
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Humans do not like change.
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They find comfort in their
lives staying the same.
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I think for humans, seeing
your son hugging an alien
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does not count as comfort.
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Could you please cover up the
dead alien statue father thing?
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It's making me want to barf.
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Do not disrespect my dead
father, who I just murdered.
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Thank you for turning
back into a human.
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That was a lot.
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It was easy.
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It was like putting on a coat,
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one with broad shoulders,
great hair,
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and nipples like
Spanish doubloons.
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Well, thanks for ruining
history and nipples for us.
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So now, you know I am an alien.
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And we are not too different.
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Now get out.
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I need to break up
my father into pieces,
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turn him into a rock
garden by the lake.
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Not so fast.
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We still have a few questions.
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So you really went to space?
Was it neat?
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Did you... did you
learn anything, or...
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It seems like a question
you could ask on the way home.
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And why are you
asking him like he
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just went on some school trip?
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He left the planet.
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I was only up there
for, like, 10 minutes.
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And then when I got back,
I grew a beard because I
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- touched one of Harry's balls.
- I knew it.
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What?
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Metal spheres.
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It's alien technology
from my planet
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to assist me if I got lost.
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And did you say, I knew it?
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Do you think I'm
scrotum-ing your son?
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I'm no freak.
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I like birds.
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What the hell is that thing?
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This is my son!
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I don't call your son a thing.
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He calls me a shaved squirrel,
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pinky, mouse baby, Maxi pad.
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No more screen time!
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What the hell is happening?
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There's... there's
little aliens?
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Mm-hmm.
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There's praying mantis aliens...
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- Why not?
- On Earth?
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How could you keep
this all a secret?
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Yeah.
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Buddy, you didn't think
to tell us that the town
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doctor is an alien?
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You know, he prescribes
Adderall,
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but sometimes won't.
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I did tell you.
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You told me I was broken and
wanted to send me to a school
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in Georgia for special kids.
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I mean, it was a nice school.
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Mm-hmm.
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They... they had horses.
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They did.
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Does anybody want coffee?
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Dinglebutt?
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Oh, I call him that, too.
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Lena, it's me.
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I was right about Jules
being an alien, OK?
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So could you just give me a
call when you get this message?
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And just know I'm pretty
sure Cletus is farting
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because he misses you, OK?
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Did you get a hold of her?
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Well, she thinks I'm crazy.
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I mean, I sit in a car
for hours, stalking a woman.
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She goes out for a cigarette,
I put a bullet through her,
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and I'm the crazy one?
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I'm still trying
to process that I had drinks
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with a Mantid,
and she stuck me with the bill.
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What a B-I-T-C-H.
You know what?
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She's a murderer.
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I'll just say bitch.
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Oh.
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Did you... you send
a car over to Lena's?
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Yeah, they're
keeping an eye on her.
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They also searched Jules'
house, found nothing.
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She's gone.
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We got to put
a stop to this thing.
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Old Mining Days starts
the day after tomorrow.
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It sounds like this
Mantid's planning
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on turning it
into an all-you-can-eat buffet,
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with me as a side dish.
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I'm no damn floppy broccolini.
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Hell, I'm a fully loaded baked
potato, with extra bacon.
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Damn.
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Now I'm hungry for something
as delicious as myself.
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So you lied when you said
that Harry wasn't an alien.
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He wasn't an alien then.
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My life has been
a roller coaster.
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Hi.
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We need to talk.
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Why do humans have
so many knock-knock jokes
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if they never knock, knock?
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We saw your car outside.
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You guys just hanging out?
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That's us.
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We're the family who hangs
out with the town doctor,
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who happens to be an alien.
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Remember your therapy.
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Go to your happy place.
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They saw Max hugging
me in my alien form
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after I killed my father.
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His corpse is
under that blanket.
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I got my alien energy back
after the tube fell out
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of his crotch and it broke.
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Big day.
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Normally, that would
be a lot to take in,
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but it's disturbing how not
disturbing all that sounds.
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Hmm.
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Well, you know what's really
disturbing, is the fact
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that this whole time,
the two of you
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have known about our baby
and you didn't tell us.
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That's why we're here.
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We decided to finally
tell you guys everything.
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We just came
to tell Harry first.
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But you're already
here, and he told
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you, so two birds, one stone.
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You really expect
me to believe that?
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Keeping this a secret
from you, Kate,
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has been torture for me.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry that lying
to us about our baby
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has been so tough for you.
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What can I do to ease your pain?
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Hey, hey, look, I know
this is all really upsetting,
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but D'arcy's been
through a lot lately.
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It's OK.
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It's all right.
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I'm sober now.
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You're sober?
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Well, that's great.
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Yeah, thanks.
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I've been going to AA, so...
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Oh, I'm... sorry, I
just thought you meant
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you were sober right now.
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So you assume I'm always drunk.
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Your coffee mug says Wine Time.
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- That was a gift from you.
- Oh, yeah.
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Why would I leave
Patience to see
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the world when I have all the
excitement I need right here?
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I know you're mad, but we were
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just trying to protect Daisy.
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You named our baby?
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You were planning on leaving
Patience without telling me?
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What?
Oh, no.
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It's just something
my dad brought up.
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Look, Ben, Kate, I'm sorry, OK?
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I swear we were going to tell
you guys, but it wasn't safe.
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The Greys were watching you, OK?
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And Harry said...
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Yes, of course.
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Harry, who, apparently, is an
alien, making decisions like he
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knows what's best
for our family.
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Well, guess what.
He doesn't.
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Harry is the one who
convinced the Greys
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to leave your baby alone.
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He literally put himself
up as collateral.
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And he killed his
own father to save me.
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And I ruined a perfectly
good fireplace poker doing it.
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Well, despite
your many sacrifices,
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I would really appreciate
if you would leave
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my family alone from now on.
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You are in my house.
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I mean it, OK?
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Hey, why don't we
call Sheriff Mike?
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We'll see what he
thinks about it.
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You cannot tell anyone,
especially Mike and Liv.
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Harry's trying
to stop the Mantid.
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The last thing he needs is
Mike and Liv slowing him down.
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Sorry.
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No, I cannot lie to Mike.
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He always knows.
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I won't be able
to look him in the eye.
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I would poke your eyes out,
but my fireplace poker
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is stuck in my dead father.
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Ben, hey.
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We need to talk.
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Eek!
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Didn't you hear me?
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- I said we need to talk.
- Mm.
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Last night, I came face
to face with the Mantid.
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Hmm.
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I think it can read
minds and shapeshift.
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And guess who has
shapeshifted into?
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Jules Gardner.
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I knew it.
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You know, I knew the second
she stole my girlfriend,
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she was a monster.
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No, no, this isn't Jules.
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This is the Mantid.
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The real Jules is probably dead.
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Yeah, well, we all make choices.
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What's going on with you, huh?
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Why you, uh, keep
looking away from me?
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Uh, don't know what
you're talking about.
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Nothing's going on.
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OK, so if nothing's wrong,
then why can't you look
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me in my eyes and say that?
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I don't want to take
advantage of the power dynamic.
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Well, there
can't be any power dynamics
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when there's no dynamics.
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It's just power,
and it belongs to me.
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I radiate power.
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You're just a figurehead.
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Wrong, you know?
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I approve budgets,
make proclamations.
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I am the last word in who wins
the chili cook-off every year.
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And I came up with the new town
motto, small town, big hearts.
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You know, I pretty
much run this town.
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Good.
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Then cancel Old Mining Days.
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Huh?
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What?
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That's impossible.
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Every hotel in town is booked.
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Including the one where
the Mantid ate the guy's head?
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I'd have to petition
the town council,
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and they don't meet
until next week.
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But... come on.
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Hang on here.
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You know, as... as mayor, I will
use every weapon in my arsenal
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to protect the townspeople.
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OK, so just the megaphone
and the oversized gavel you
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use to call meetings to order.
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It's not oversize.
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It's proportional
to the gavel block.
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Sure it is.
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Well, let's just hope the new
town motto doesn't become,
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small town,
overcrowded cemetery.
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Well, it wouldn't because
the town slogan is up to me.
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00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,161
- Humans should not
be afraid of change.
261
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,771
They need to learn how to adapt,
262
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:44,295
like I did when I
lost my alien energy
263
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,689
and that time the diner
ran out of pie.
264
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,082
I did not cry about it.
265
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,649
I just followed
the man who ordered
266
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,694
the last piece and left
a note on his card that said,
267
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:54,958
"pie pig."
268
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:03,663
Whoa.
269
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:04,794
What is all this?
270
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,056
Your father was right.
271
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,405
We should see the world.
272
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,711
Here are some cities we can move
273
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:09,973
to after we leave Patience.
274
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:13,673
New York City,
Detroit, New Haven.
275
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:14,978
Oh, OK.
276
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,197
Are you just listing
pizza cities?
277
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,678
Chicago, deep dish.
278
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:19,722
Oh, Harry.
279
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:20,810
I told you.
280
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:21,855
My dad just brought it up.
281
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,770
I'm not leaving Patience.
282
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,815
And if I did, I'd go alone.
283
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:26,903
Alone.
284
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:29,384
How could you go without me?
285
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:32,517
If I went to my home planet,
I would bring you with me.
286
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,825
Then I'd die because I
need oxygen to breathe.
287
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:38,001
But we would be together.
288
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,568
I take it back.
289
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,265
I hate change.
290
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,625
I've got some juice you're
going to want to squeeze.
291
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,192
Mike said the Mantid
revealed itself
292
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,586
to him, one Jules Gardner.
293
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,327
This is bad.
294
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,546
If the Mantid thinks its
identity has been discovered,
295
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,679
it will look for a new host.
296
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,376
I will need your help.
297
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,770
Well, I thought
you might say that.
298
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,425
You know, as mayor
of this little hamlet,
299
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,688
I do have the ability
to get things done.
300
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,864
I do not need
a shopping center opened.
301
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,257
I meant Max.
302
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,650
I need someone who
can see aliens.
303
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,043
Max is a no-go.
304
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,088
You don't need him.
305
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,872
I have my own skill set.
306
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,744
Like what?
307
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,790
I can solve a Rubik's Cube
in under two minutes.
308
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,270
You are useless to me.
309
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,321
I want Max.
310
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,889
He is my son,
and he is off limits.
311
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,804
Ha, ha, ha!
312
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,414
This is classic bravado.
313
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,461
It's a defense mechanism
to mask the fear of being
314
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,897
powerless as a parent.
315
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,551
No.
316
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,727
Don't... don't psychoanalyze
me anymore, OK?
317
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,860
You're not even a real
doctor, which... by the way,
318
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,949
I will be expecting
a refund for all the times
319
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,167
that I paid you for therapy.
320
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,821
If you do not let me use Max, I
321
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,389
will tell your wife about
your creepy sex dream
322
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:04,131
with that ancient woman
in your office, Debra.
323
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,263
That wasn't a sex dream.
324
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,396
I was naked, but she
had clothes on.
325
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:11,138
What was the whole thing
about all those moles?
326
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,793
You said she looked like
a chocolate chip cookie,
327
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,185
and you were hungry.
328
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,753
That's why you got out the milk.
329
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,801
You're a weird,
sick, little man.
330
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,281
What about doctor-patient
confidentiality?
331
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,718
You just said that I
wasn't a real doctor.
332
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,155
You're not.
333
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,634
So you can forget about Max.
334
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,289
I will not let you use
my son to help you hunt
335
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,161
down some dangerous Mantid.
336
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:39,427
This refusal shows growth.
337
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:42,169
You're finally starting
to assert yourself.
338
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:45,868
I mean, this is
incredible progress.
339
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,349
Well, thanks.
340
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,352
Just pay on the way out.
341
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,336
Well, look at that.
342
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:22,644
Sir, you might want to see this.
343
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:27,431
I took this with
a trail cam I set up
344
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,911
in the Mantid feeding ground.
345
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,218
What is Asta doing
in the middle of nowhere?
346
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,959
And who is she with?
347
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,744
If the Mantid has been active
there, then whoever it is,
348
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,441
it looks like they're
trying to cover it up.
349
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,921
Yeah, that doesn't
make any sense, though.
350
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,010
Why would Asta want
to help that monster?
351
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,839
Maybe it's not about
helping the Mantid.
352
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,886
Maybe she's trying to protect
whoever that is with her.
353
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,409
Protect them from what, though?
354
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:51,586
From being exposed,
355
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:55,416
because they're not human?
356
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:58,767
So then who is this non-human?
357
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,296
Hi.
358
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,689
What can I get you, sailor?
359
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,212
Remember, just
because I'm not drinking
360
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,735
doesn't mean you can't.
361
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,607
Somebody's got to keep
this place in business.
362
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,608
Hmm.
363
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:14,739
No, I'm good.
364
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,741
I just need a break
from Harry, who
365
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,788
keeps freaking out about
this idea of me leaving town.
366
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,572
Oh.
367
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:22,791
Why?
368
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,619
It's not like you're
actually leaving.
369
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:25,663
I know.
370
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:26,708
It's stupid.
371
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:27,970
Totally.
372
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,670
But why is it stupid?
373
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:36,761
Because you belong
here, you know?
374
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:41,070
And every time I went away,
the one thing I always knew
375
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,680
was that you'd be
here when I got back.
376
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,161
You're the constant.
377
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:48,643
Yep, that's me.
378
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,514
But, you know,
if I left, it's not
379
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,951
like things would fall apart.
380
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,648
Life would go on.
381
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,171
Wait.
382
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:59,654
Are you... are you actually
considering leaving, like...
383
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:00,916
like for real?
384
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,136
No, I'm not saying I'm doing it.
385
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,964
It's just I don't know.
386
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:08,315
Sometimes I wonder
what else is out there.
387
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,626
Oh, no, no.
388
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,150
Oh, no.
389
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,716
Oh, please.
390
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,285
Oh, I'm not going
anywhere, I promise.
391
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,808
Oh, God.
Babe, I'm sorry.
392
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,159
I mean it, D'arce.
393
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,335
I'm not leaving.
394
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,990
OK.
395
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,774
OK.
396
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,343
Oh.
397
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:43,828
Oh, Harry.
398
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,134
What can I get you?
399
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,875
Nothing.
400
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,355
I refuse to eat anything from
someone who suggested that Asta
401
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,791
should leave Patience.
402
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:53,925
Too bad,
because a fresh apple pie
403
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:57,842
just came out of the oven.
404
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,541
I don't care.
405
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,630
OK.
406
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,026
I got your note.
407
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,506
Next time, maybe don't
leave an envelope that reads
408
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,117
"top secret" in my mailbox?
409
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,727
OK, OK.
410
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:15,338
I need Max's help
to kill the Mantid,
411
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:18,037
so you have to invite him
to the festival tomorrow.
412
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,342
No can do.
413
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,822
Since his parents
found out about you,
414
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,128
they barely let him
out of their sight.
415
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,868
Well, he can sneak out.
416
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:29,048
Tell him that now, you like
him as more than a friend.
417
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,311
Do you have something
else you could wear,
418
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,227
something that says,
I feel silly?
419
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,882
That is a vile scenario.
420
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,015
And you don't need Max.
421
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:44,498
I've been working on an
all-organic halal Manticide.
422
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,282
Here's the formula.
423
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,895
- I am so happy to have
my alien energy back.
424
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,854
Without it, I would
not understand this
425
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,464
and would have
to admit that headscarf
426
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,205
girl is smarter than me.
427
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:00,775
Are you OK?
428
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:01,819
Huh?
429
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:02,907
Yeah, I'm fine.
430
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,431
Just...
431
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,738
This is not bad.
432
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:14,223
With a few added elements,
I can make this work.
433
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:17,008
Since Asta's on break,
we respectfully
434
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,446
wait for her in her office.
435
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,496
While we rifle through her
shit, looking for clues.
436
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,422
Look at this.
437
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:42,121
"Dear Asta, please accept
these Earth flowers
438
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,079
"as a token of my undying love.
439
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,908
Sinsreely, Joseph."
440
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:53,175
Asta's the one Joseph
was in love with.
441
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,611
First, she's burying shit where
442
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,743
the Mantid's tromping around.
443
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,397
Now she's dating an alien?
444
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:02,576
That's Sus, with a capital
S and a little s.
445
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,447
What are you doing in my office?
446
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,145
How about we ask the questions?
447
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:10,192
We saw you on a trail cam
with someone up in the woods,
448
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,194
and you were both
carrying shovels.
449
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,369
It's not a question.
450
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,241
That's a statement.
451
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,981
And we found this
card from Joseph,
452
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,244
who we are investigating.
453
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,984
Not to nitpick,
but again, not a question.
454
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:23,640
I have no clue who
this "Joseph" is.
455
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,513
Isn't that the hot cop
that proposed to you?
456
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:32,649
So it's you and Joseph
in the picture.
457
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:33,824
I guess I'm going to have to do
458
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,740
the heavy lifting around here.
459
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,917
Is this you and Joseph in this
picture, question mark?
460
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:43,356
Fine, yes,
that's Joseph with me.
461
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,096
What were you
doing with shovels?
462
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,446
Starting a community garden.
463
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,403
What were you growing?
464
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:48,796
Radishes.
465
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,713
OK, that tracks.
466
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,062
You can grow radishes
in Colorado in April.
467
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,019
You use Miracle-Gro?
468
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,325
Compost.
469
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,544
It's organic and better
for root vegetables.
470
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:58,936
That's a good tip.
471
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,634
See, what I do is I bury
a dead fish in the dirt.
472
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,853
I learned that from a "Snoopy"
Thanksgiving special.
473
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:05,987
Maybe you can discuss
gardening tips later,
474
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,685
question mark.
475
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,252
I hope you're telling the truth,
476
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,212
not just because we're friends,
but because we're cops.
477
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,000
Do you believe her?
478
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:19,957
Oh, absolutely.
479
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,785
Radishes are cool season crops.
480
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,700
They can tolerate a light frost.
481
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,049
No, not about that.
482
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,269
About Joseph.
483
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,879
Absolutely not.
484
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,968
She was way too quick
to throw him under the bus.
485
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,361
She's covering
for another non-human.
486
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,537
But who?
487
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:38,019
Someone who's been
here for a while,
488
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,456
someone she spends
all her time with.
489
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,076
Remember way back when Max said
490
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,253
the new town doctor is
an alien and you threatened
491
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,950
to throw him in jail?
492
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,997
Son of a bitch.
493
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,263
It's the new doctor.
494
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,568
He's an alien.
495
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:08,354
Son of a bigger bitch.
496
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,186
Hot damn, I can't
believe all this time,
497
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,101
it was right under our noses.
498
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:19,756
Deputy, take a big whiff.
499
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,628
That is the smell of success.
500
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,152
Or it's just the Sharpie ink.
501
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,762
That, too.
502
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,590
We should probably
open a window.
503
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,035
D'arcy.
504
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,473
Can I come in?
505
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,213
Yeah
506
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:47,393
I won't be long.
507
00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:48,394
It's OK.
508
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:51,092
I just put Bella down.
509
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,267
Bella?
510
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,138
You named her.
511
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:55,618
Yeah.
512
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:56,750
Isabella Rose.
513
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,143
It was my grandmother's name.
514
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,232
Oh, it's beautiful.
515
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:02,625
It's way better than Daisy.
516
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:04,279
I mean, who's
named Daisy these days?
517
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,586
My aunt's dog.
518
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:07,935
Love that.
519
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:13,723
So much better for a dog
than a spaceship baby.
520
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:18,075
Keeping Bella a secret...
521
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:22,428
it was to protect
you and her, I swear.
522
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:23,559
But that doesn't make it right.
523
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:24,865
And I...
524
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:26,823
Look, the other night was a lot.
525
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:32,699
I was overwhelmed and hurt,
but I know that you were put
526
00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:34,701
in an impossible situation.
527
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:40,881
You're my friend,
and I know that we're
528
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,186
going to get through this.
529
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:43,623
Yeah.
530
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:45,799
Oh, I have something
to show you.
531
00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:48,410
- OK.
- OK.
532
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,415
That's her first smile.
533
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:56,331
That's me giving her a bath.
534
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,463
That's her pulling my hair.
535
00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:58,725
She loves red.
536
00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:00,117
I don't know what it is.
537
00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:02,250
That is her laughing
when she farted.
538
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:04,861
Or maybe it's when I
farted, I don't know.
539
00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,080
The point is she knows
that farting is funny.
540
00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:07,995
Um, you know what?
541
00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:10,127
I actually have some
stuff to do today,
542
00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:14,218
so now maybe isn't
the best time.
543
00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:16,569
What just happened?
544
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,701
Did I do something wrong?
545
00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:21,356
Nope, I just don't want
to do this right now.
546
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,357
I thought we were good.
547
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,011
This isn't about you.
548
00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:26,448
Well, everything was fine,
and now you're upset.
549
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,580
So obviously, it's about me.
550
00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:31,671
Well... is this
because you can tell
551
00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:33,716
I think Bella's a dumb name?
552
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,980
Look.
553
00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:40,636
I'm just sad about everything
I missed, OK?
554
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,029
And I don't...
I don't have it in me
555
00:23:42,072 --> 00:23:43,596
to make you feel better
about yourself right now,
556
00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,511
so please just go.
557
00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:57,218
- Chemistry is
the science of change.
558
00:23:57,261 --> 00:23:59,220
Add or subtract
just one ingredient,
559
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:02,441
and everything can
spiral out of control.
560
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:03,964
Friendships are no different.
561
00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:06,227
Asta leaving Patience
would act as a catalyst,
562
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:09,230
rapidly destabilizing
the balance of our bond,
563
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:12,712
much like this formula,
which might explode.
564
00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:15,584
I should probably
move the snacks.
565
00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:16,629
Harry!
566
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,805
Harry.
567
00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:21,329
Mike and Liv were
just at the clinic.
568
00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:23,505
They saw us on a trail cam
while we were going
569
00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:25,115
over to dig up the Mantid.
570
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:27,422
Your face was blocked in the
picture, so I covered for you,
571
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,250
but it's only a matter of time
before they figure it out.
572
00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:31,992
I do not need your help,
and it's OK if you leave town.
573
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:35,125
I don't care because I've
replaced you with a new friend.
574
00:24:35,169 --> 00:24:37,824
Little Asta, could you
hand me that beaker?
575
00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:40,522
Thanks.
576
00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:42,089
We're not friends.
577
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,134
We're just partners
in a joint venture.
578
00:24:44,178 --> 00:24:46,354
I'm not leaving Patience, OK?
579
00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:50,184
I've got Jay, you know,
and D'arcy and my dad.
580
00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,186
My life is here.
581
00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:55,145
I heard a lot
of names, not mine.
582
00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:59,933
That's OK, because I
have little Asta now.
583
00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:01,978
She's younger than you,
so statistically,
584
00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:05,329
she will live longer
than old Asta.
585
00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:06,417
Fine.
586
00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:09,551
Have fun with little Asta.
587
00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:11,379
Sorry.
It's not about you.
588
00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:13,207
You think I don't know that?
589
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,391
Hi, I'm Robert.
590
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:30,224
I'm Peter Bach's son.
591
00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:32,313
I know.
592
00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:35,490
I heard your podcast.
593
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,057
Didn't expect to hear my name.
594
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:41,714
Since my dad died, I didn't
expect anyone to be looking.
595
00:25:41,757 --> 00:25:43,585
You better sit down.
596
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,674
There's something
you need to know.
597
00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:53,987
Your father is alive.
598
00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:56,946
No, no, that's...
that's not possible.
599
00:25:56,990 --> 00:26:00,341
I... I saw him die.
600
00:26:00,384 --> 00:26:03,300
Well, the government
revived him.
601
00:26:03,344 --> 00:26:06,434
Like CPR or...
602
00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:09,872
More like Frankenstein?
603
00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:15,443
I can't contact him,
but the moment I hear from him,
604
00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:16,792
I'll tell him you're here.
605
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,228
He'll be thrilled.
606
00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:24,321
Hoo, that's...
that's incredible.
607
00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:27,411
Until then,
can you put me in jail?
608
00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:28,891
What?
609
00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:31,459
Why would you want that?
610
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,330
I think someone's following me.
611
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:39,380
I know you've
been through a lot,
612
00:26:39,423 --> 00:26:42,383
but I promise
I'll keep you safe.
613
00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:48,607
All I can eat?
614
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,391
Challenge accepted.
615
00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:58,529
Mark, alcoholic.
616
00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:02,577
Thank you, Dina,
for inviting me to share.
617
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:07,234
My sobriety date
is June 24, 1997.
618
00:27:07,277 --> 00:27:08,365
I have a sponsor.
619
00:27:08,409 --> 00:27:10,541
I also sponsor other people.
620
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:15,024
And most importantly, I have a
higher power, which I call God.
621
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:17,505
We all know the ups
and the downs.
622
00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:21,335
Drugs and alcohol nearly
took everything from me.
623
00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:24,120
But now I can look in the
mirror and say, I love you.
624
00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:25,644
I'm proud of you.
625
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,776
And just last night,
I went to bed.
626
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:30,997
No debating on whether
I wanted to live or not.
627
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,869
Just went to sleep
like a person.
628
00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:39,875
I saw someone blow through a
stop sign, and I got so angry.
629
00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:41,790
And then it hit me...
630
00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:43,400
I used to do that.
631
00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:49,580
I'd drive drunk with my kid
in the back seat all the time.
632
00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:50,669
Casey.
633
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,409
I was the best
skier in my school.
634
00:27:52,453 --> 00:27:55,412
I had sponsorships, all of it.
635
00:27:55,456 --> 00:27:56,936
I got kicked off the team.
636
00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:59,721
I lost my scholarship,
and I had to come here.
637
00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:01,767
I get that I need to stay sober.
638
00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:04,117
I get that it's my fault.
639
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,554
But what if I stay sober
640
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:10,427
and I never get
back to where I was?
641
00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:12,212
Sunny, alcoholic.
642
00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:14,170
11 years next week.
643
00:28:14,214 --> 00:28:15,258
Whoo!
644
00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:21,395
I got a new sponsee recently,
and we really hit it off.
645
00:28:21,438 --> 00:28:24,267
I thought we had a good
thing going, talking,
646
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,008
meeting up, checking in.
647
00:28:26,052 --> 00:28:27,314
But then she went out.
648
00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:29,142
So I called her
and left a message.
649
00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:30,926
Nothing.
650
00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:34,147
Now, the old me would have gone
over there and tried to fix it,
651
00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:35,844
to be the one who
pulled her back.
652
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:38,325
But then I realized
that's making someone
653
00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:41,632
else's journey about me.
654
00:28:41,676 --> 00:28:43,330
And I've been down that path.
655
00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:44,766
It's not good.
656
00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:49,205
Not everything is
about me all the time.
657
00:28:49,249 --> 00:28:52,295
So, yeah, I'm a little
sad today, but I'm here.
658
00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:53,644
That's pretty amazing.
659
00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,791
A beautiful golden brown.
660
00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:11,837
Very nice.
661
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,229
Hey.
662
00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,670
Nice turnout, right?
663
00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:21,324
Everyone looks like
they're having fun.
664
00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:23,544
Yeah, so do kids
in an outdoor bouncy house
665
00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:26,068
before a gust of wind
rips the safety line off
666
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,983
and little Timmy is a kite.
667
00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,506
Should have canceled.
668
00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,334
Well, I told you it was
too late for that, you know?
669
00:29:31,378 --> 00:29:33,902
Besides, we don't want
everyone living in fear.
670
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,164
I'm not worried.
671
00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:42,824
Good afternoon, folks,
and welcome to the Patience
672
00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:45,348
Old Mining Days festival.
673
00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:47,089
Enjoy the festivities.
674
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:50,701
But remember, the 1800s
were a dangerous time.
675
00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:55,706
So have fun, laugh with your
neighbors, but also remember,
676
00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,578
they might be
trying to kill you.
677
00:29:59,928 --> 00:30:01,800
Hey, where have you been?
I need your help.
678
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,497
Check me out.
679
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,368
Do I look like a tasty nugget,
something you might drool over?
680
00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:07,196
Not sure where this
is going, but it's
681
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,676
making me very uncomfortable.
682
00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:10,721
Jules the Mantid said she
was coming for me, right,
683
00:30:10,765 --> 00:30:13,246
so I did 500 eyebrow raises,
so my head was sweating
684
00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:14,334
and release pheromones.
685
00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,639
Smell me.
686
00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:17,032
See that?
687
00:30:17,076 --> 00:30:18,381
The Mantid ain't going
to be able to resist that.
688
00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:20,035
It's just basic science.
689
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:21,689
It's also basic nonsense.
690
00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:24,561
You know, I got to get this
Mantid away from the crowd.
691
00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:25,867
I figured since
I'm the bait, I'm
692
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,477
going to try to lure
it into the mine
693
00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:29,044
where nobody else can get hurt.
694
00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:30,393
Here, look at this.
695
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:32,613
There's a shaft
by the south entrance that's
696
00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:34,049
got a caged elevator, right?
697
00:30:34,093 --> 00:30:36,530
Right next to it is
an exposed electrical ground.
698
00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:38,924
Now, I planted a pry bar
right by the elevator.
699
00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,708
So once the Mantid is
is inside, I'm
700
00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:42,666
going to jam the bar between
the electrical wire and
701
00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,320
the cage.
702
00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:46,409
And that current should fry
that mother-bugger real good.
703
00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:48,324
Now we just need
to find the Mantid.
704
00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:52,763
Yeah, well, if Dr. V.
Is an alien,
705
00:30:52,807 --> 00:30:55,157
he's connected to the Mantid,
so we just watch him,
706
00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:57,203
wait until they make contact.
707
00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:59,118
How do you know
they're connected?
708
00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:00,597
Come on.
709
00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:02,034
What are the odds of two
aliens being in the same town
710
00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:03,774
and not knowing each other?
711
00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:06,081
Isn't it a little racist,
assuming all aliens
712
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,126
know each other?
713
00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:08,431
Of course it's not racist.
714
00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:10,042
They ain't human.
715
00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:11,391
How's it going to be
racist when they ain't even
716
00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:14,263
a part of the superior race?
717
00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:16,048
What the hell?
718
00:31:16,091 --> 00:31:17,353
Why's he looking at me?
719
00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,485
I'm the looker.
He's the lookee.
720
00:31:18,528 --> 00:31:19,529
Lookers look.
721
00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:21,009
Lookees get looked at.
722
00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,838
See, if he was human,
he would know that.
723
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,187
Stupid alien.
724
00:31:25,231 --> 00:31:28,451
Oh, yeah.
725
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:30,497
Oh, really?
726
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:32,934
Guess you got tired of trying
to steal my best friend,
727
00:31:32,978 --> 00:31:34,936
so instead, you thought
you'd steal my costume.
728
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,285
Judy, I don't
have time for this.
729
00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:37,939
Oh, who's Judy? No, no.
730
00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:41,812
I'm Biddy Henshaw, first
female miner in Patience.
731
00:31:41,856 --> 00:31:44,946
I wear
the same thing every year,
732
00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:47,949
and I tell the story of
Biddy Henshaw for the festival,
733
00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:49,646
and I know you know
that because last year
734
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,126
you threw a tomato at me.
735
00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:54,782
Are you even wearing
panties made out of burlap?
736
00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:57,480
Yeah, that's what I thought.
737
00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:03,008
Why are you staring
at the sheriff?
738
00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:05,924
Because the Mantid
is hunting him,
739
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:08,796
and once it appears and attacks,
740
00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:12,104
I will squirt it
with my Manticide.
741
00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:13,583
You mean my Manticide?
742
00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:16,238
We will settle ownership
once my legal team
743
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:17,979
has reviewed the contract.
744
00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:19,328
Hi. OK.
745
00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:20,808
What is the plan here?
746
00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:21,852
How are you going
to kill the Mantid
747
00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:23,376
with all these people around?
748
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:25,944
Little Asta, could you
please tell this time-traveling
749
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:30,992
newsie that she is a bad friend
and I'm not talking to her?
750
00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:33,777
Little Asta, could you
tell this alien toddler
751
00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:36,389
to quit pouting because we have
bigger things to deal with?
752
00:32:36,432 --> 00:32:38,957
I refuse to be a part
of this dysfunctional triangle.
753
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,524
You know, maybe real friends
support their friends no matter
754
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:43,439
what they choose to do,
because, I don't know,
755
00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:45,006
they just want them to be happy.
756
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:47,226
Yes, or maybe
real friends do not
757
00:32:47,269 --> 00:32:51,012
abandon you after you have
planned an entire pizza
758
00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:52,535
city future for them.
759
00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:54,233
- Ah...
- Uh, guys.
760
00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:57,236
Where'd Sheriff Mike go?
761
00:32:57,279 --> 00:33:00,674
This is your fault
because you distracted me.
762
00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:02,937
And now I want pizza.
763
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,634
I don't know what
is going on with him.
764
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:07,202
I told him I'm not even
planning on leaving town.
765
00:33:07,246 --> 00:33:08,377
I get it.
766
00:33:08,421 --> 00:33:10,118
Chasing dreams isn't easy.
767
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:12,686
I ventured out
into the great unknown.
768
00:33:12,729 --> 00:33:14,601
It's tough out there.
769
00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:16,864
OK, I'll take that
under advisement.
770
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:18,605
For now, we need a real plan.
771
00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:19,823
Harry has a plan.
772
00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:21,608
He's using Sheriff Mike as bait.
773
00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:23,914
And once the Mantid
goes after him,
774
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:27,222
he's going to blast
it with my Manticide.
775
00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:28,702
Mike stalking Harry?
776
00:33:28,745 --> 00:33:30,051
Harry tailing Mike?
777
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,618
It's ridiculous.
778
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:36,579
Hey, kid, do you know
if any of these booths
779
00:33:36,623 --> 00:33:40,018
sell cream for a butt rash?
780
00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:44,979
This is so unfair.
781
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,068
Sahar's at the festival,
helping Harry kill the Mantid.
782
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,765
And I'm going grocery
shopping with my mom
783
00:33:48,809 --> 00:33:50,463
and baby space sister.
784
00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:54,249
Please don't call her that,
or moon baby or Starship Sally.
785
00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:55,729
You'll give her a complex.
786
00:33:55,772 --> 00:33:57,948
I'm the only one that
can actually see aliens.
787
00:33:57,992 --> 00:33:59,776
It's the one thing I'm good at.
788
00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:01,343
I told you,
789
00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:03,476
your dad and I will not risk
anything happening to you.
790
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:05,173
Nothing's going to happen to me.
791
00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:06,435
I've got protection.
792
00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:07,915
What the hell is that?
793
00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:09,090
It's a taser that
can zap aliens.
794
00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:11,440
Ah!
795
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:13,094
OK, that is it, all right?
796
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,704
No more alien hunting.
797
00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:15,879
You are grounded.
798
00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:18,317
You are so grounded,
from everything.
799
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,970
Fill her up?
800
00:34:20,014 --> 00:34:20,971
Hi.
801
00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:22,886
Yes.
802
00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:25,324
And could you check the tire
pressures, too, please?
803
00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:28,370
- Yeah.
- Thank you so much.
804
00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:29,502
Max?
805
00:34:29,545 --> 00:34:30,764
Max!
806
00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:36,422
Max!
807
00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:45,431
Jules?
808
00:34:45,474 --> 00:34:47,259
Are you here?
809
00:34:50,392 --> 00:34:52,307
I called a bunch of times.
810
00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:32,929
Well, well, well.
811
00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:35,323
Ha-ha, look who's crawling back.
812
00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:37,804
I came for the meat,
not the man.
813
00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:42,722
Deep-fried beats
grudges every time.
814
00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:50,904
I know who you are.
815
00:36:50,947 --> 00:36:51,905
Your secret's out.
816
00:36:51,948 --> 00:36:54,255
Your secret is out.
817
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:55,561
You're an alien.
818
00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:56,649
You have nightmares
about a cupcake monster
819
00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,216
that's going
to bite off your butt.
820
00:36:58,259 --> 00:36:59,608
Hey! Come on.
821
00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:00,870
I told you that
in the sanctity of therapy.
822
00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:03,046
You can't be saying
that shit out in public.
823
00:37:03,090 --> 00:37:04,309
Deputy, what are you doing here?
824
00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:06,267
I thought we agreed to split up.
825
00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:07,964
I know, but Asta grabbed me,
and honestly,
826
00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:09,488
she is stronger than she looks.
827
00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:10,750
OK, now that you're all here...
828
00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:12,621
the other day, you asked
me about the person
829
00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:13,448
in the trail cam.
830
00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:15,276
Well, it wasn't Joseph.
831
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,495
It was Harry.
832
00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:18,236
And it's time that we
come out with this.
833
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:25,025
Harry is an alien.
834
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:26,200
- They know.
- We know.
835
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,593
- We figured it out.
- What?
836
00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:28,724
We know, but thanks
for confirming you've been
837
00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:29,943
hanging out
with a shady-ass alien.
838
00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:31,118
Shady?
839
00:37:31,161 --> 00:37:32,162
Like a cupcake monster?
840
00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:33,729
Just shut your goddamn mouth.
841
00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:34,643
Oh, shut it.
842
00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:36,297
Harry is a lot of things, OK?
843
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:38,473
He's annoying and selfish,
and he is easily
844
00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:39,866
distracted by turkey legs.
845
00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:41,607
But he is not shady.
846
00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:44,697
He's a really good alien, and
he's got pretty awesome powers.
847
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:47,830
And you just need to get over
yourselves and work together.
848
00:37:47,874 --> 00:37:50,180
Now, if you'll excuse
me, I have to go
849
00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:52,792
tell Biddy Henshaw's story.
850
00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:56,186
Just so we're clear,
I still don't trust you.
851
00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:58,058
And I don't usually
work with a partner.
852
00:37:58,101 --> 00:38:01,279
Right, because I'm just
his emotional support deputy.
853
00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:20,428
Kate?
854
00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:23,170
D'arcy, I really have to go.
855
00:38:23,213 --> 00:38:24,258
I just need a second.
856
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,564
About the pictures?
857
00:38:25,607 --> 00:38:28,175
I realize now it wasn't
about helping you.
858
00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:30,264
It was about me.
859
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:34,181
I guess I kind have a habit
of making things about myself.
860
00:38:34,224 --> 00:38:36,183
I didn't see it then, but I...
861
00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:37,967
I do now.
862
00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:42,189
So if you don't want
me around, I get it.
863
00:38:42,232 --> 00:38:47,368
But just know that
I'm here for you.
864
00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:50,328
For you, however that looks.
865
00:39:03,558 --> 00:39:04,777
Can you watch her for me?
866
00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,692
I've got to go find Max,
and I need to leave
867
00:39:06,735 --> 00:39:08,084
her with someone I can trust.
868
00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:09,651
Yeah, of course.
869
00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:11,000
Hi.
870
00:39:11,044 --> 00:39:12,915
Well, hey.
871
00:39:15,614 --> 00:39:18,573
If I'm gone for a while,
here's a key to my house.
872
00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:21,707
Oh, I already have one.
873
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,056
Right.
874
00:39:23,099 --> 00:39:24,100
Hmm.
875
00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:25,624
Thank you.
876
00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:31,238
Hi, Isabella.
877
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:32,761
Hello, Bella.
878
00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:34,589
Hey, Belle.
879
00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:35,982
How's it going, Belle?
880
00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:38,114
You probably should get
a nickname or something.
881
00:39:38,158 --> 00:39:39,333
How about Daisy?
Yeah.
882
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,074
Don't tell your mom.
883
00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:44,599
You ever feel like the world
is daring you to make a move,
884
00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:47,733
like every step
forward is a fight
885
00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:51,432
and every step
back is surrender?
886
00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:56,263
For me, Biddy Henshaw, that's
what it felt like when I packed
887
00:39:56,306 --> 00:40:01,094
up what little I had and headed
out to Patience in the 1800s.
888
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:05,490
I was a widow with two kids,
leaving the only home
889
00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:07,666
I'd ever known behind.
890
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:11,539
All I had was a sliver of hope
that something better might
891
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,933
be waiting for me out there.
892
00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:18,938
And when I got to Patience,
I didn't find much.
893
00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:20,635
But I found a way.
894
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:24,900
I became a miner, the first
female one, I might add.
895
00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:34,388
I wonder if Biddy ever
felt scared before leaving.
896
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,695
She must have, right?
897
00:40:36,738 --> 00:40:41,395
Maybe she felt stuck,
held in place by fear,
898
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:45,399
just not knowing what
else was out there.
899
00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:49,229
Who knows if she
ever knew, for sure,
900
00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:52,406
what the right choice was?
901
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,016
But she made one.
902
00:40:56,279 --> 00:40:58,804
And she didn't let herself
stay stuck forever.
903
00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:03,765
I guess that's what
really matters.
904
00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:12,339
Judy!
905
00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:17,126
So you've got a glowing finger,
906
00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:18,650
you know, and can levitate
stuff with your mind,
907
00:41:18,693 --> 00:41:20,478
or is that strictly an ET thing?
908
00:41:20,521 --> 00:41:22,523
That is offensive.
909
00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:24,699
What if I asked, do all sheriffs
910
00:41:24,743 --> 00:41:26,701
have a badge and a gun?
911
00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:27,746
We do.
912
00:41:27,789 --> 00:41:29,269
Oh.
913
00:41:29,312 --> 00:41:32,490
Well, mine just does this.
914
00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,535
This one does this.
915
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:37,538
Listen, once we bait
the Mantid into the mine
916
00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,801
and into the elevator,
we're going to fry
917
00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:41,934
it with electricity, right?
918
00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:43,892
You know, if we
save the town, maybe
919
00:41:43,936 --> 00:41:46,982
they'll even build a statue
of us in the town square.
920
00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:49,811
I'd prefer a memorial plaza,
with an eternal flame.
921
00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:51,247
No, no.
Flames are too flashy.
922
00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:52,553
Plus, they go out.
A statue?
923
00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:54,120
A statue's forever.
924
00:41:54,163 --> 00:41:55,556
You can push over a statue.
925
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,818
Not mine.
926
00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:58,124
I'm going to design
it myself, and I'm going
927
00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:00,082
to make it 8% bigger
than my actual size, see.
928
00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:01,562
That's the sweet spot,
where people look at it,
929
00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:02,911
and they say, oh my goodness.
930
00:42:02,955 --> 00:42:04,739
I didn't know he was
that big, but not
931
00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:07,220
so big that they say,
oh, my goodness,
932
00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:08,395
this guy's compensating.
933
00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:09,788
Sheriff?
934
00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:11,529
I just saw a
suspicious-looking man heading
935
00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,052
into the mine's north entrance,
936
00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:14,575
and he was smoking a cigarette.
937
00:42:14,619 --> 00:42:16,534
10-4, Deputy.
Keep your eye out.
938
00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:17,578
We're going to go in.
939
00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:18,753
All right, Doc.
940
00:42:18,797 --> 00:42:21,756
Get your game face on.
941
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,366
Is there time
for more turkey leg?
942
00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:25,499
No.
943
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,589
All right, come on.
944
00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:29,851
Max, just in time.
945
00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:31,374
Harry's about to go
into the mine.
946
00:42:31,418 --> 00:42:32,419
Harry, wait!
947
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,906
I see it.
948
00:42:40,949 --> 00:42:42,255
I see the Mantid.
949
00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:47,086
That's just Deputy Liv.
950
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:52,091
No, it's not.
951
00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:58,967
Deputy Liv is the Mantid.
951
00:42:59,305 --> 00:43:59,164
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