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(本节目纯属虚构)

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(法律严禁未成年人饮酒)

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(此外对于强迫饮酒,过量饮酒)

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(在宴席中做出不雅行为等情形)

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(本节目亦无任何鼓吹之意图)

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(请仅作为一部搞笑动画轻松观赏)

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(此外本作品的登场人物皆为年满20岁之成年人)

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出发吧! 在青春大道全速前进

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此时此刻永远是最棒的季节

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Get high! 希望!

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就算长大了也没在怕

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为追求未知的世界一跃而下

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(碧蓝之海2)

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永无止尽

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永无止尽

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永无止尽

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永无止尽

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一二三四五毫无变化

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永无止尽

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六日睡到下午滑手机

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永无止尽

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最近身体越来越迟钝

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烤肉太腻连腰都在痛

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虽然累了还得陪家人但我还撑得住

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再次去感受那天的光辉吧

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出发吧! 在青春大道全速前进

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此时此刻永远是最棒的季节

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Get high! 希望!

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就算长大了也没在怕

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为追求未知的世界一跃而下

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所谓青春

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就是持续去追逐理想

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青春永远

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不管几岁都不会褪色

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所谓青春

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就是不断地迷惘徬徨

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青春Forever

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回归线代理

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我觉得好不公平哦

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那个…什么意思?

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我说我们社团的酒会啊

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每次都只有男生在放飞自我

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就是说啊

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你也都和他们闹得挺开心的就是了

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所以今天

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我们要女生一起好好胡闹

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简单说就是女子会吧

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要在我房间办吗?

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这样也比较有趣啊

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奈奈华的房间呢?

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绝对不行♪

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干杯

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这才叫普通的酒会嘛

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真是太好了

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梓学姐不会觉得这样少了点什么吗?

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没有这回事

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我也是个少女啊

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而且真要说少了点什么的话

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怎么了吗?

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感觉小千的房间都没什么装饰呢

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我也这么觉得

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有这些东西就很够了啊

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不过还是有化妆品嘛

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那些是姐姐擅自放的

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因为如果都不管
你根本什么也不会准备啊

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说的也是

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只放化妆品是还没什么关系

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还有放其他东西吗?

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在千纱房间办女子会?

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所以你可以替我拿这些过去吗?

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千纱

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这些是舅舅帮你们准备的…

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甚至放这种东西在我房间

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你听我解释

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那是姐姐买的东西

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不是我的

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是吗

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你真的明白吗?

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放心吧,我都明白

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那是奈奈华姐的东西吧

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他绝对误会了

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发生什么事了吗?

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我感到有些自责

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自责?

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对于没有遵守约定的自己

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谢谢你,千纱

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下次我会买更性感的内衣送你的

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虽然不太懂是怎么回事

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不过这样的确不好呢

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你回来啦

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解开他的误会了吗?

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应该吧

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你的声音连我们这边都听见了

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不过要说这是奈奈华的有点太牵强了吧?

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我觉得神在各方面来说都很不公平

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为什么我们的尺寸都这么小啊

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我"们"!?

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到底为什么呢

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你们有做什么特别的事吗?

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像是运动或饮食方面

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硬要说的话

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就是下流的事吧?

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真…真的吗?

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胸部的成长不都是靠女性荷尔蒙吗?

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如果要促进分泌的话
那方面的刺激是最有效的

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这说法微妙地合情合理

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奇怪?

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这样说的话…

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奈奈华她是…

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塞满了对家人的爱啦

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简单来说刺激是最重要的

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事情就是这样

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伊织,再帮我拿这盘过去

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舅舅要我拿这盘…

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是生鱼片啊

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谢谢你,伊织

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不好意思,我手现在没空

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千纱,你过来一下

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我先声明

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刚才那是女生之间闹着玩的

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千纱

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干嘛?

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虽然你可能没有自觉

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但你刚才的状况非常危险

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你在说什么啊?

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总而言之

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你最好别接触那方面的事

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真是的,莫名其妙

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小千,这个是电影吗?

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(苍 -潜水纪录片-无限接近于蓝的苍)

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那是潜水的纪录片
(苍 -潜水纪录片-无限接近于蓝的苍)

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那是你很喜欢的DVD呢
(苍 -潜水纪录片-无限接近于蓝的苍)

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我之前借伊织看,他昨天才刚还我

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我也想看看呢

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伊织

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学长,你来了啊

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这里面装的不是A片哦

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真的假的

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不好意思,我好像装错片了

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你也振作点好不好,受不了

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对了,里面装的是什么?

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是一部潜水电影…

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那是"我要下潜"的手势吗?

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不,只是单纯的杀害预告

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那个…

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难得办女子会,看电影也满可惜的嘛!

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不要刻意这样顾虑我

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要我继续看那个其实也可以啦

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那样可能有点…

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不说这个了

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说到女子会少不了恋爱话题

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那么来聊恋爱话题吧

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(没有兴趣)

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(危险勿触)

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(完全没有)

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请梓学姐先讲吧

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我吗?

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因为感觉梓学姐经验就很丰富

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突然问我一时也答不上来

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像是最近碰上的事

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最近啊

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最近的话

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就是我问伊织要不要做爱了吧

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你…你说什么

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那后来怎么样?

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结果被他拒绝了

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难道说梓学姐对伊织…

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我很喜欢他啊

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那爱菜你呢?

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我…我那个…

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还是先喝酒吧

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难得办女子会

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逃掉了

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干杯

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好,干杯

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奈奈华姐酒量很差吗?

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我想应该不算强

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对了

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给你

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这是我们学园祭的门票

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听说这次采门票制嘛

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为了防止有怪人跑来

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那些来搭讪的人也很烦嘛

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今年还有知名的校友声优会来

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这样啊

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伊织和耕平应该会很想要吧

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是啊

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所以说请不要让那些家伙知道…

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来吧,瞎眼女

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如果你不想让女子会继续受到污染

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就乖乖把那张门票交给我们吧

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绝对不要!

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为什么

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不把理由讲出来你们就不懂吗?

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总之绝对不行

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你那边的门票呢?

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都已经给掉了

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我也只剩给千纱的那张了

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你说什么

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是这样吗?

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(本门票每张可供4人使用)

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耕平

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挡住出口

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OK

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千纱同学啊

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你和我之间
有份还没还的人情债吧?

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有是有没错

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那份人情债我是不会忘记的

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你愿意原谅我吗?

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你欠我一次

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您愿意再让我欠您一份人情债吗

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结果是你欠她人情啊

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你说呢?

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驳回

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那让我以保镖身份同行吧

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那我就以搬运工的身份

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不需要

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拜托通融一下吧

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说到学园祭就一定会有人搭讪吧?

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这是为了保护你不被奇怪的男人缠上

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我现在已经被两个怪男人缠上了

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话说回来,伊织姑且算是千纱的男朋友嘛

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惊!

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瞎眼女,这不能讲啊

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怎么了

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太好了,她已经完全醉了

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奈奈华,你没事吧?

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我没事

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奈奈华学姐每次喝醉都会变那样吗?

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她一旦完全喝醉了

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千纱

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就会开始像这样乱抱人

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是这样啊

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姐姐,很热耶

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那我改抱伊织好了

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请吧

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爱菜!?

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00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,596
那我也要抱奈奈华

240
00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,682
奈奈华,你是不是又变大了?

241
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,642
有一点啦

242
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,811
姐姐…好难受…

243
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:09,483
这是女子会,男生都给我出去

244
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,528
可恶的瞎眼女

245
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:13,904
竟然这么粗暴

246
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,241
不过奈奈华姐喝得很醉呢

247
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,827
想不到她喝醉了会随便乱抱人

248
00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:24,665
虽然也多亏如此
她才没听见瞎眼女刚说溜嘴

249
00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:28,252
但比起这个,眼前的问题是

250
00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,963
如何弄到青女学园祭的门票对吧

251
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:31,797
没错

252
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,470
早上好

253
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,098
再等我一下,早餐快好了

254
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,770
话说回来,想不到奈奈华姐酒量这么差啊

255
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,562
你说她?

256
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,355
是啊

257
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,690
她昨天喝个烂醉后一把抱住了千纱

258
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,108
那真是怪了

259
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,194
很奇怪吗?

260
00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:56,614
再怎么说她都是我的女儿啊

261
00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:59,367
爸爸和伊织,早上好

262
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,119
早上好

263
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,037
伊织

264
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:03,746
什么?

265
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,416
昨天说你是千纱男朋友的那件事

266
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,877
下次再好好跟我说明清楚吧

267
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,508
这家伙不可能沾几滴酒就醉吧

268
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:21,013
(碧蓝之海2)

269
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,975
(第一节课开始前)

270
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,985
(第二节课开始前)

271
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,990
(午休)

272
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:46,997
(放学后)

273
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,627
为什么人会变这么多啊

274
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,254
就是说啊

275
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,714
你们这些家伙太烦人了

276
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,424
一群不知羞耻的家伙

277
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,969
听说有青女祭的门票哪还能坐视不管啊!

278
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,388
那在特定族群间可是抢手货啊!

279
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,641
总之和千纱没交集的人都给我滚!

280
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,269
开什么玩笑,把门打开

281
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,729
把出入口堵起来

282
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,605
没有关系的人不准进来

283
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,817
公主,我们将那群愚民赶走了

284
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,403
不,这里还有很多个吧

285
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,655
结果还是剩这么多人吗

286
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,656
还真多呢

287
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,576
不过能去的最多也只有三个人

288
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,203
也就是说除了我还有两个人吗

289
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:28,873
该怎么决定?

290
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,167
干脆直接来厮杀省得麻烦吧

291
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,626
也没办法了

292
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,794
不,等等

293
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,798
不如就让千纱来决定如何?

294
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:38,883
原来如此

295
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:39,800
合情合理

296
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,136
毕竟是选和古手川一起去的人

297
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,554
你也觉得这样比较好吧?

298
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,930
我想自己一个人去…

299
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,182
她好像同意了

300
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,059
(同行者选拔面试)

301
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:51,937
听好了

302
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,523
每个人都有两分钟的时间毛遂自荐

303
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,691
好

304
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,818
好想回去…

305
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,696
(面试者1号: 御手洗优)

306
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,657
就先由我来打头阵吧

307
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,743
御手洗先吗

308
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,203
你打算怎么进攻?

309
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:11,332
我会用挑动女人心的轻松话题让她答应的

310
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,668
古手川同学

311
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,337
你喜欢吃甜食吗?

312
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,255
还算喜欢吧

313
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,465
其实啊

314
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:23,344
我有个读青女的朋友要卖可丽饼哦

315
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,055
她还会卖鲷鱼烧和红豆年糕汤

316
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,515
不嫌弃的话我可以带你去

317
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,225
那个…既然这样的话

318
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,103
你去跟那个朋友要门票不就好了吗?

319
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,063
心惊!

320
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:34,730
没办法吗?

321
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,775
不,确实是这样没错…

322
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,527
门票?

323
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,240
我现在和那个女生有点连络不上

324
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,741
给我闭嘴,死垃圾

325
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,117
你个狗日的现充

326
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,661
既然有管道就去拜托她啊

327
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,996
千纱,你不用选他

328
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,998
(面试者2号: 山本真一郎)

329
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,750
接下来换我上

330
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,336
为什么他表情这么有自信

331
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,590
我会展现我的火热激情让她理解的

332
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,133
要正面决胜负吗

333
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,636
不耍手段或许比较容易提升好感度吧

334
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,223
古手川同学

335
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,307
干嘛?

336
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,310
我把希望赌在青女祭上了

337
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,980
我发誓一定要交到女朋友

338
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,898
这样啊

339
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:18,816
不,想太多

340
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,025
不可能的

341
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,445
不过,如果说什么都不行那我就死心吧

342
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,656
但是相对的!

343
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,909
请你当我的女朋友

344
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,038
别交给他啊! 千纱!

345
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,665
你太卑鄙了,山本

346
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,084
这根本不是靠热情,是恐吓了吧

347
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,045
我现在已经顾不了那么多啦!

348
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,883
我…我姑且已经有男朋友了

349
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,176
别说了,千纱

350
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,554
我可能会被他们当场处死

351
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,556
(面试者3号: 今村耕平)

352
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,391
接下来换我了

353
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,726
你有什么计划?

354
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,644
我这个人很笨拙,不善言辞

355
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,021
不打算说太多话

356
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,814
那你要怎么做?

357
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,568
我会用男人的背影说明一切

358
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,611
你说什么

359
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,696
竟然走硬派路线

360
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,705
我最多还能再出两张

361
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,874
这哪里算男人的背影啊

362
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,043
根本一丁点男人的要素也没有

363
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,503
光讲漂亮话哪有办法看声优演唱会啊

364
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,214
收钱实在有点…

365
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,091
说得好,千纱

366
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,301
那这条命给你

367
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,219
我愿意献上我这条命

368
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,679
你太不干脆了哦

369
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,473
给我消失吧,人渣

370
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,475
(面试者4号: 野岛元)

371
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,437
让你们看看什么叫追求女性的范本吧

372
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,904
古手川同学,你今天还是一样美

373
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,239
我之所以会如此拼命不为别的

374
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,283
都是为了避免那群丑陋的人渣

375
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,495
在美丽动人的你身边打转

376
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,747
你是楚楚可怜的睡美人

377
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,083
若我是王子的话随时都能将你…

378
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,128
不好意思

379
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,053
那个…请继续说

380
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,930
已经够了

381
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,641
好棒棒的范本啊,野岛

382
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,976
简直就像搞笑短剧

383
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,478
你说你是王子的话随时会怎样?

384
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,479
闭嘴

385
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,106
要不是因为她刚好有电话

386
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,901
是你吗!

387
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,528
这样太难看了,野岛

388
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,363
别把气出在北原身上

389
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,908
这不就表示你的追求连智能手机都不如吗

390
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,118
怎么可能有这种事

391
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,411
刚才如果顺利的话…

392
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,622
谢谢,老实说你帮了大忙

393
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,332
古手川同学!?

394
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,959
会这样很正常吧

395
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,879
不过你还真是个不择手段的男人呢

396
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,840
为什么不惜拼命成这样?

397
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,050
一言难尽

398
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,094
事情就是这样

399
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,139
我只是"假装"成千纱的男朋友而已

400
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,021
原来是这样啊

401
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,820
我还在想
万一你们真的在交往的话该怎么做呢

402
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,948
实在不太想知道你到时候打算做什么呢

403
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,659
那么伊织,既然这样的话

404
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,285
什么?

405
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:21,081
千纱在青女祭应该不会被人搭讪吧?

406
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,543
这关系到我这条小命

407
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,712
所以绝对不能失败

408
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,922
北原,接下来换你了

409
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,300
快点去撞个粉身碎骨吧

410
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,302
(面试者5号: 北原伊织)

411
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,347
那家伙打算做什么?

412
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,768
千纱,选择我吧

413
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,770
这也是为了你好

414
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,272
为什么是为了我好啊

415
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,940
你仔细想想

416
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:51,070
你也不希望自己家里出现死人和杀人犯吧?

417
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,946
等等,这是什么意思?

418
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,033
难道你不惜杀了我也要…

419
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,326
你误会了

420
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,786
会死的人是我

421
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,621
犯人则是奈奈华姐

422
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,999
为什么会和姐姐扯上关系

423
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,959
你说这个啊

424
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,170
因为奈奈华姐是个重度妹控

425
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,880
而且她非常溺爱你

426
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,423
是这样吗?

427
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,468
对不起,我姐姐是个重度妹控

428
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,137
不可能会变这样吧

429
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,890
我无法说明理由

430
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,184
但还是拜托了,选择我吧

431
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:22,726
不要

432
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,435
我知道了

433
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,521
不管你说什么我都愿意听

434
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,190
那你去给车子撞五次然后死心吧

435
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,317
被撞五次的意义在哪里!?

436
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,194
千纱,就求你这次了

437
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,821
时间到了

438
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,531
北原,两分钟过了

439
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,990
快点给我退场

440
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,367
千纱! 千纱!

441
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,369
(面试者6号: 藤原健太)

442
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,538
那最后换我了

443
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,206
原来你还在啊

444
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:48,001
这家伙和古手川很少有交集,又没什么特征

445
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,503
根本不用比了

446
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,589
只要你愿意带我去

447
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,383
我就什么也不做

448
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,929
等你让我入场后我们就分开

449
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,889
我不会一个人随便乱来

450
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,809
也绝对不会妨碍到你的

451
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,020
糟糕,原来是这样吗

452
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,232
千纱根本不要求我们"为她做些什么"

453
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,109
最重要的是

454
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,320
能不能"不为她做些什么"

455
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,158
你觉得呢? 古手川同学

456
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,826
如果是这样的话

457
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:21,827
被他摆了一道

458
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,495
那家伙才是最强的策士啊

459
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,164
这下输定了

460
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:28,125
我怎么能就这样轻言放弃

461
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,377
这些家伙的目的都是女人

462
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,338
最后还是没办法大不了就这么算了

463
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,174
但是我…

464
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,261
背负的东西和你们不一样啊!

465
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,638
不小心脚滑使出肘击了

466
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,350
你这家伙…

467
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,852
果然没错

468
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:50,564
你可能会做的事早就被我看透了

469
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,069
你他妈…

470
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,655
抱歉啦

471
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:03,452
我一个手滑把沾满药品的手帕碰到你脸上了

472
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,954
那也是没办法的事

473
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,372
这些家伙

474
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,416
他们怎么会拼命到这个地步

475
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,336
不过这下事情变得单纯多了

476
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,005
简单来说只要干掉所有人就行了吧

477
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,507
打从一开始就应该这样了

478
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:18,926
谁怕谁啊

479
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,511
我把我这条命赌在这场战斗上了

480
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,847
那我差不多该走了

481
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,934
想逃也是没用的

482
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,561
胜负马上就揭晓了,再等我们一下

483
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,938
有种来啊

484
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,112
给我去死吧

485
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,072
快住手

486
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:43,533
我觉得这样真的很不好

487
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:47,537
大家都是好朋友,却为了这种事吵架

488
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,958
朋友不是应该要保持对等关系吗?

489
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,544
只有一部分人能得到好处
这样实在太奇怪了

490
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,713
我相信

491
00:20:56,713 --> 00:21:01,802
在场的大家都不是会和朋友互相争斗的人

492
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,178
古手川同学

493
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:06,014
对等而且平等才算是朋友吗

494
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,600
确实是这样没错

495
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,227
对不起,千纱

496
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,311
抱歉

497
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,689
很高兴你们能了解这点

498
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,691
所以这张门票就我一个人…

499
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:17,818
那我和你们几个

500
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,153
从这一刻起就不再是朋友啦!

501
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,365
这样就能毫无牵挂地战斗了

502
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,160
不,那个…我不是这个意思

503
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:31,248
我是说比起眼前的利益
希望你们能更珍惜朋友

504
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,209
闹够了没啊…

505
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:36,670
怎么了? 御手洗

506
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:40,090
是我读青女的青梅竹马发来的

507
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,884
既然你都这么说了那就给你吧

508
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,761
不过下不为例哦

509
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,015
下次敢再背叛我,我就打断你的颚骨

510
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,767
她好像还是决定给我门票了

511
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,520
这样你们那边就有四人了

512
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,981
再加上千纱的门票就能轻松入场了

513
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:57,357
是啊

514
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,817
也就是说

515
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,323
这样啊

516
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,908
你们大家要一起去逛青女祭了啊

517
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,368
是啊

518
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,413
为什么你的表情看起来那么难受? 千纱

519
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,467
想和你聊聊 想和你聊聊

520
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,302
想先了解你的所有一切

521
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,304
才聚一次就散那多无聊

522
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,014
都准备好续二三四摊了

523
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,682
随着夜越深真心越明显

524
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,476
让我们潜得更深入一点

525
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,227
你的历史 你的景色

526
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,687
解开一页页你的故事

527
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,898
再更靠近一点

528
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,441
你就是我的故事中的主打

529
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,151
明天就会忘记的这场相遇

530
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,527
保持未完成反而恰到好处

531
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,654
再多展现内在

532
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,365
口无遮拦 口无遮拦

533
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,241
有事要抱怨等酒醒后再说

534
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:50,285
现在就先珍惜这种感觉吧

535
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,746
为了不要留下悔恨

536
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:56,792
全心全力活在当下

537
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,502
你可以吧? 超越极限

538
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,253
不只通宵一路狂欢到中午

539
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:03,173
嗨起来!

540
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,050
总之先脱再说吧

541
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,427
让我们赤诚相待

542
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:10,722
拿出彼此的人生来激荡交锋

543
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,599
刚认识就将羞耻心秒丢一旁

544
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,184
好想畅谈展露出的真实之心

545
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,978
Do It Now…

546
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:21,274
这是打破你我隔阂的魔法咒语

547
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:24,653
一旦习惯其实也没什么大不了

548
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,196
只要脱掉了衣服就不可思议地

549
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,823
酒变得更香话匣子也变得更开

550
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,700
Try It Now…

551
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:38,583
不知不觉心灵也随着身体变得一丝不挂

552
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:49,970
(下一回 第一次的女子大学)

552
00:23:50,305 --> 00:24:50,688
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