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(本節目純屬虛構)

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(法律嚴禁未成年人飲酒)

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(此外對於強迫飲酒,過量飲酒)

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(在宴席中做出不雅行為等情形)

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(本節目亦無任何鼓吹之意圖)

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(請僅作為一部搞笑動畫輕鬆觀賞)

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(此外本作品的登場人物皆為年滿20歲之成年人)

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出發吧! 在青春大道全速前進

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此時此刻永遠是最棒的季節

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Get high! 希望!

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就算長大了也沒在怕

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為追求未知的世界一躍而下

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(GRAND BLUE碧藍之海2)

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永無止盡

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永無止盡

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永無止盡

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永無止盡

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一二三四五毫無變化

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永無止盡

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六日睡到下午滑手機

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永無止盡

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最近身體越來越遲鈍

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烤肉太膩連腰都在痛

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雖然累了還得陪家人但我還撐得住

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再次去感受那天的光輝吧

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出發吧! 在青春大道全速前進

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此時此刻永遠是最棒的季節

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Get high! 希望!

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就算長大了也沒在怕

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為追求未知的世界一躍而下

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所謂青春

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就是持續去追逐理想

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青春永遠

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不管幾歲都不會褪色

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所謂青春

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就是不斷地迷惘徬徨

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青春Forever

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TROPICS LICENSE

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我覺得好不公平喔

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那個…什麼意思?

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我說我們社團的酒會啊

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每次都只有男生在放飛自我

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就是說啊

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妳也都和他們鬧得挺開心的就是了

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所以今天

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我們要女生一起好好胡鬧

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簡單說就是女子會吧

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要在我房間辦嗎?

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這樣也比較有趣啊

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奈奈華的房間呢?

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絕對不行♪

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乾杯

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這才叫普通的酒會嘛

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真是太好了

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梓學姊不會覺得這樣少了點什麼嗎?

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沒有這回事

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我也是個少女啊

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而且真要說少了點什麼的話

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怎麼了嗎?

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感覺小千的房間都沒什麼裝飾呢

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我也這麼覺得

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有這些東西就很夠了啊

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不過還是有化妝品嘛

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那些是姊姊擅自放的

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因為如果都不管
妳根本什麼也不會準備啊

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說的也是

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只放化妝品是還沒什麼關係

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還有放其他東西嗎?

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在千紗房間辦女子會?

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所以你可以替我拿這些過去嗎?

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千紗

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這些是舅舅幫妳們準備的…

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甚至放這種東西在我房間

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你聽我解釋

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那是姊姊買的東西

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不是我的

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是嗎

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你真的明白嗎?

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放心吧,我都明白

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那是奈奈華姊的東西吧

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他絕對誤會了

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發生什麼事了嗎?

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我感到有些自責

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自責?

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對於沒有遵守約定的自己

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謝謝妳,千紗

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下次我會買更性感的內衣送妳的

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雖然不太懂是怎麼回事

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不過這樣的確不好呢

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妳回來啦

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解開他的誤會了嗎?

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應該吧

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妳的聲音連我們這邊都聽見了

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不過要說這是奈奈華的有點太牽強了吧?

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我覺得神在各方面來說都很不公平

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為什麼我們的尺寸都這麼小啊

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我"們"!?

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到底為什麼呢

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妳們有做什麼特別的事嗎?

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像是運動或飲食方面

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硬要說的話

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就是下流的事吧?

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真…真的嗎?

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胸部的成長不都是靠女性荷爾蒙嗎?

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如果要促進分泌的話
那方面的刺激是最有效的

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這說法微妙地合情合理

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奇怪?

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這樣說的話…

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奈奈華她是…

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塞滿了對家人的愛啦

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簡單來說刺激是最重要的

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事情就是這樣

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伊織,再幫我拿這盤過去

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舅舅要我拿這盤…

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是生魚片啊

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謝謝你,伊織

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不好意思,我手現在沒空

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千紗,妳過來一下

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我先聲明

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剛才那是女生之間鬧著玩的

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千紗

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幹嘛?

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雖然妳可能沒有自覺

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但妳剛才的狀況非常危險

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你在說什麼啊?

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總而言之

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妳最好別接觸那方面的事

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真是的,莫名其妙

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小千,這個是電影嗎?

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(蒼 -潛水紀錄片-無限接近於藍的蒼)

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那是潛水的紀錄片
(蒼 -潛水紀錄片-無限接近於藍的蒼)

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那是妳很喜歡的DVD呢
(蒼 -潛水紀錄片-無限接近於藍的蒼)

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我之前借伊織看,他昨天才剛還我

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我也想看看呢

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伊織

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學長,你來了啊

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這裡面裝的不是A片喔

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真的假的

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不好意思,我好像裝錯片了

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你也振作點好不好,受不了

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對了,裡面裝的是什麼?

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是一部潛水電影…

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那是"我要下潛"的手勢嗎?

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不,只是單純的殺害預告

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那個…

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難得辦女子會,看電影也滿可惜的嘛!

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不要刻意這樣顧慮我

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要我繼續看那個其實也可以啦

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那樣可能有點…

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不說這個了

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說到女子會少不了戀愛話題

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那麼來聊戀愛話題吧

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(沒有興趣)

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(危險勿觸)

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(完全沒有)

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請梓學姊先講吧

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我嗎?

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因為感覺梓學姊經驗就很豐富

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突然問我一時也答不上來

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像是最近碰上的事

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最近啊

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最近的話

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就是我問伊織要不要做愛了吧

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妳…妳說什麼

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那後來怎麼樣?

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結果被他拒絕了

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難道說梓學姊對伊織…

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我很喜歡他啊

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那愛菜妳呢?

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我…我那個…

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還是先喝酒吧

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難得辦女子會

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逃掉了

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乾杯

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好,乾杯

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奈奈華姊酒量很差嗎?

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我想應該不算強

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對了

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給妳

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這是我們學園祭的門票

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聽說這次採門票制嘛

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為了防止有怪人跑來

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那些來搭訕的人也很煩嘛

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今年還有知名的校友聲優會來

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這樣啊

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伊織和耕平應該會很想要吧

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是啊

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所以說請不要讓那些傢伙知道…

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來吧,濃妝子

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如果妳不想讓女子會繼續受到汙染

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就乖乖把那張門票交給我們吧

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絕對不要!

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為什麼

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不把理由講出來你們就不懂嗎?

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總之絕對不行

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妳那邊的門票呢?

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都已經給掉了

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我也只剩給千紗的那張了

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妳說什麼

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是這樣嗎?

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(本門票每張可供4人使用)

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耕平

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擋住出口

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OK

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千紗同學啊

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妳和我之間
有份還沒還的人情債吧?

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有是有沒錯

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那份人情債我是不會忘記的

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妳願意原諒我嗎?

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你欠我一次

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您願意再讓我欠您一份人情債嗎

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結果是你欠她人情啊

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妳說呢?

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駁回

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那讓我以保鑣身分同行吧

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那我就以搬運工的身分

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不需要

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拜託通融一下吧

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說到學園祭就一定會有人搭訕吧?

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這是為了保護妳不被奇怪的男人纏上

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我現在已經被兩個怪男人纏上了

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話說回來,伊織姑且算是千紗的男朋友嘛

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驚!

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濃妝子,這不能講啊

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怎麼了

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太好了,她已經完全醉了

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奈奈華,妳沒事吧?

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我沒事

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奈奈華學姊每次喝醉都會變那樣嗎?

231
00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,748
她一旦完全喝醉了

232
00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,208
千紗

233
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,752
就會開始像這樣亂抱人

234
00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:47,753
是這樣啊

235
00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,380
姊姊,很熱耶

236
00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:53,050
那我改抱伊織好了

237
00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:53,718
請吧

238
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:54,594
愛菜!?

239
00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,596
那我也要抱奈奈華

240
00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,682
奈奈華,妳是不是又變大了?

241
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,642
有一點啦

242
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,811
姊姊…好難受…

243
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:09,483
這是女子會,男生都給我出去

244
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,528
可惡的濃妝子

245
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:13,904
竟然這麼粗暴

246
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,241
不過奈奈華姊喝得很醉呢

247
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,827
想不到她喝醉了會隨便亂抱人

248
00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:24,665
雖然也多虧如此
她才沒聽見濃妝子剛說溜嘴

249
00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:28,252
但比起這個,眼前的問題是

250
00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,963
如何弄到青女學園祭的門票對吧

251
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:31,797
沒錯

252
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,470
早安

253
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,098
再等我一下,早餐快好了

254
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,770
話說回來,想不到奈奈華姊酒量這麼差啊

255
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,562
你說她?

256
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,355
是啊

257
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,690
她昨天喝個爛醉後一把抱住了千紗

258
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,108
那真是怪了

259
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,194
很奇怪嗎?

260
00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:56,614
再怎麼說她都是我的女兒啊

261
00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:59,367
爸爸和伊織,早安

262
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,119
早安

263
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,037
伊織

264
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:03,746
什麼?

265
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,416
昨天說你是千紗男朋友的那件事

266
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,877
下次再好好跟我說明清楚吧

267
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,508
這傢伙不可能沾幾滴酒就醉吧

268
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:21,013
(GRAND BLUE碧藍之海2)

269
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,975
(第一節課開始前)

270
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,985
(第二節課開始前)

271
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,990
(午休)

272
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:46,997
(放學後)

273
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,627
為什麼人會變這麼多啊

274
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,254
就是說啊

275
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,714
你們這些傢伙太煩人了

276
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,424
一群不知羞恥的傢伙

277
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,969
聽說有青女祭的門票哪還能坐視不管啊!

278
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,388
那在特定族群間可是搶手貨啊!

279
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,641
總之和千紗沒交集的人都給我滾!

280
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,269
開什麼玩笑,把門打開

281
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,729
把出入口堵起來

282
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,605
沒有關係的人不准進來

283
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,817
公主,我們將那群愚民趕走了

284
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,403
不,這裡還有很多個吧

285
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,655
結果還是剩這麼多人嗎

286
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,656
還真多呢

287
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,576
不過能去的最多也只有三個人

288
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,203
也就是說除了我還有兩個人嗎

289
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:28,873
該怎麼決定?

290
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,167
乾脆直接來廝殺省得麻煩吧

291
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,626
也沒辦法了

292
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,794
不,等等

293
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,798
不如就讓千紗來決定如何?

294
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:38,883
原來如此

295
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:39,800
合情合理

296
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,136
畢竟是選和古手川一起去的人

297
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,554
妳也覺得這樣比較好吧?

298
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,930
我想自己一個人去…

299
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,182
她好像同意了

300
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,059
(同行者選拔面試)

301
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:51,937
聽好了

302
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,523
每個人都有兩分鐘的時間毛遂自薦

303
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,691
好

304
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,818
好想回去…

305
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,696
(面試者1號: 御手洗優)

306
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,657
就先由我來打頭陣吧

307
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,743
御手洗先嗎

308
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,203
你打算怎麼進攻?

309
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:11,332
我會用挑動女人心的輕鬆話題讓她答應的

310
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,668
古手川同學

311
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,337
妳喜歡吃甜食嗎?

312
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,255
還算喜歡吧

313
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,465
其實啊

314
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:23,344
我有個讀青女的朋友要賣可麗餅喔

315
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,055
她還會賣鯛魚燒和紅豆年糕湯

316
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,515
不嫌棄的話我可以帶妳去

317
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,225
那個…既然這樣的話

318
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,103
你去跟那個朋友要門票不就好了嗎?

319
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,063
心驚!

320
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:34,730
沒辦法嗎?

321
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,775
不,確實是這樣沒錯…

322
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,527
門票?

323
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,240
我現在和那個女生有點連絡不上

324
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,741
給我閉嘴,死垃圾

325
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,117
你個狗操的現充

326
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,661
既然有管道就去拜託她啊

327
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,996
千紗,妳不用選他

328
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,998
(面試者2號: 山本真一郎)

329
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,750
接下來換我上

330
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,336
為什麼他表情這麼有自信

331
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,590
我會展現我的火熱激情讓她理解的

332
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,133
要正面決勝負嗎

333
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,636
不耍手段或許比較容易提升好感度吧

334
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,223
古手川同學

335
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,307
幹嘛?

336
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,310
我把希望賭在青女祭上了

337
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,980
我發誓一定要交到女朋友

338
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,898
這樣啊

339
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:18,816
不,想太多

340
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,025
不可能的

341
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,445
不過,如果說什麼都不行那我就死心吧

342
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,656
但是相對的!

343
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,909
請妳當我的女朋友

344
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,038
別交給他啊! 千紗!

345
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,665
你太卑鄙了,山本

346
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,084
這根本不是靠熱情,是恐嚇了吧

347
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,045
我現在已經顧不了那麼多啦!

348
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,883
我…我姑且已經有男朋友了

349
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,176
別說了,千紗

350
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,554
我可能會被他們當場處死

351
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,556
(面試者3號: 今村耕平)

352
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,391
接下來換我了

353
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,726
你有什麼計畫?

354
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,644
我這個人很笨拙,不善言辭

355
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,021
不打算說太多話

356
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,814
那你要怎麼做?

357
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,568
我會用男人的背影說明一切

358
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,611
你說什麼

359
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,696
竟然走硬派路線

360
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,705
我最多還能再出兩張

361
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,874
這哪裡算男人的背影啊

362
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,043
根本一丁點男人的要素也沒有

363
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,503
光講漂亮話哪有辦法看聲優演唱會啊

364
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,214
收錢實在有點…

365
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,091
說得好,千紗

366
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,301
那這條命給妳

367
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,219
我願意獻上我這條命

368
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,679
你太不乾脆了喔

369
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,473
給我消失吧,人渣

370
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,475
(面試者4號: 野島元)

371
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,437
讓你們看看什麼叫追求女性的範本吧

372
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,904
古手川同學,妳今天還是一樣美

373
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,239
我之所以會如此拚命不為別的

374
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,283
都是為了避免那群醜陋的人渣

375
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,495
在美麗動人的妳身邊打轉

376
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,747
妳是楚楚可憐的睡美人

377
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,083
若我是王子的話隨時都能將妳…

378
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,128
不好意思

379
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,053
那個…請繼續說

380
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,930
已經夠了

381
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,641
好棒棒的範本啊,野島

382
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,976
簡直就像搞笑短劇

383
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,478
你說你是王子的話隨時會怎樣?

384
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,479
閉嘴

385
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,106
要不是因為她剛好有電話

386
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,901
是你嗎!

387
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,528
這樣太難看了,野島

388
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,363
別把氣出在北原身上

389
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,908
這不就表示你的追求連智慧型手機都不如嗎

390
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,118
怎麼可能有這種事

391
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,411
剛才如果順利的話…

392
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,622
謝謝,老實說你幫了大忙

393
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,332
古手川同學!?

394
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,959
會這樣很正常吧

395
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,879
不過你還真是個不擇手段的男人呢

396
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,840
為什麼不惜拚命成這樣?

397
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,050
一言難盡

398
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,094
事情就是這樣

399
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,139
我只是"假裝"成千紗的男朋友而已

400
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,021
原來是這樣啊

401
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,820
我還在想
萬一你們真的在交往的話該怎麼做呢

402
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,948
實在不太想知道妳到時候打算做什麼呢

403
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,659
那麼伊織,既然這樣的話

404
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,285
什麼?

405
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:21,081
千紗在青女祭應該不會被人搭訕吧?

406
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,543
這關係到我這條小命

407
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,712
所以絕對不能失敗

408
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,922
北原,接下來換你了

409
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,300
快點去撞個粉身碎骨吧

410
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,302
(面試者5號: 北原伊織)

411
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,347
那傢伙打算做什麼?

412
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,768
千紗,選擇我吧

413
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,770
這也是為了妳好

414
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,272
為什麼是為了我好啊

415
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,940
妳仔細想想

416
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:51,070
妳也不希望自己家裡出現死人和殺人犯吧?

417
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,946
等等,這是什麼意思?

418
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,033
難道你不惜殺了我也要…

419
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,326
妳誤會了

420
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,786
會死的人是我

421
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,621
犯人則是奈奈華姊

422
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,999
為什麼會和姊姊扯上關係

423
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,959
妳說這個啊

424
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,170
因為奈奈華姊是個重度妹控

425
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,880
而且她非常溺愛妳

426
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,423
是這樣嗎?

427
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,468
對不起,我姊姊是個重度妹控

428
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,137
不可能會變這樣吧

429
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,890
我無法說明理由

430
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,184
但還是拜託了,選擇我吧

431
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:22,726
不要

432
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,435
我知道了

433
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,521
不管妳說什麼我都願意聽

434
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,190
那你去給車子撞五次然後死心吧

435
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,317
被撞五次的意義在哪裡!?

436
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,194
千紗,就求妳這次了

437
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,821
時間到了

438
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,531
北原,兩分鐘過了

439
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,990
快點給我退場

440
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,367
千紗! 千紗!

441
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,369
(面試者6號: 藤原健太)

442
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,538
那最後換我了

443
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,206
原來你還在啊

444
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:48,001
這傢伙和古手川很少有交集,又沒什麼特徵

445
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,503
根本不用比了

446
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,589
只要妳願意帶我去

447
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,383
我就什麼也不做

448
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,929
等妳讓我入場後我們就分開

449
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,889
我不會一個人隨便亂來

450
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,809
也絕對不會妨礙到妳的

451
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,020
糟糕,原來是這樣嗎

452
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,232
千紗根本不要求我們"為她做些什麼"

453
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,109
最重要的是

454
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,320
能不能"不為她做些什麼"

455
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,158
妳覺得呢? 古手川同學

456
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,826
如果是這樣的話

457
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:21,827
被他擺了一道

458
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,495
那傢伙才是最強的策士啊

459
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,164
這下輸定了

460
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:28,125
我怎麼能就這樣輕言放棄

461
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,377
這些傢伙的目的都是女人

462
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,338
最後還是沒辦法大不了就這麼算了

463
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,174
但是我…

464
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,261
背負的東西和你們不一樣啊!

465
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,638
不小心腳滑使出肘擊了

466
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,350
你這傢伙…

467
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,852
果然沒錯

468
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:50,564
你可能會做的事早就被我看透了

469
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,069
你他媽…

470
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,655
抱歉啦

471
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:03,452
我一個手滑把沾滿藥品的手帕碰到你臉上了

472
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,954
那也是沒辦法的事

473
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,372
這些傢伙

474
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,416
他們怎麼會拚命到這個地步

475
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,336
不過這下事情變得單純多了

476
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,005
簡單來說只要幹掉所有人就行了吧

477
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,507
打從一開始就應該這樣了

478
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:18,926
誰怕誰啊

479
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,511
我把我這條命賭在這場戰鬥上了

480
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,847
那我差不多該走了

481
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,934
想逃也是沒用的

482
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,561
勝負馬上就揭曉了,再等我們一下

483
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,938
有種來啊

484
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,112
給我去死吧

485
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,072
快住手

486
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:43,533
我覺得這樣真的很不好

487
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:47,537
大家都是好朋友,卻為了這種事吵架

488
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,958
朋友不是應該要保持對等關係嗎?

489
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,544
只有一部分人能得到好處
這樣實在太奇怪了

490
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,713
我相信

491
00:20:56,713 --> 00:21:01,802
在場的大家都不是會和朋友互相爭鬥的人

492
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,178
古手川同學

493
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:06,014
對等而且平等才算是朋友嗎

494
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,600
確實是這樣沒錯

495
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,227
對不起,千紗

496
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,311
抱歉

497
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,689
很高興你們能了解這點

498
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,691
所以這張門票就我一個人…

499
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:17,818
那我和你們幾個

500
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,153
從這一刻起就不再是朋友啦!

501
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,365
這樣就能毫無牽掛地戰鬥了

502
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,160
不,那個…我不是這個意思

503
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:31,248
我是說比起眼前的利益
希望你們能更珍惜朋友

504
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,209
鬧夠了沒啊…

505
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:36,670
怎麼了? 御手洗

506
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:40,090
是我讀青女的青梅竹馬傳來的

507
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,884
既然你都這麼說了那就給你吧

508
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,761
不過下不為例喔

509
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,015
下次敢再背叛我,我就打斷你的顎骨

510
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,767
她好像還是決定給我門票了

511
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,520
這樣你們那邊就有四人了

512
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,981
再加上千紗的門票就能輕鬆入場了

513
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:57,357
是啊

514
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,817
也就是說

515
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,323
這樣啊

516
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,908
你們大家要一起去逛青女祭了啊

517
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,368
是啊

518
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,413
為什麼妳的表情看起來那麼難受? 千紗

519
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,467
想和你聊聊 想和你聊聊

520
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,302
想先了解你的所有一切

521
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,304
才聚一次就散那多無聊

522
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,014
都準備好續二三四攤了

523
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,682
隨著夜越深真心越明顯

524
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,476
讓我們潛得更深入一點

525
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,227
你的歷史 你的景色

526
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,687
解開一頁頁你的故事

527
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,898
再更靠近一點

528
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,441
你就是我的故事中的主打

529
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,151
明天就會忘記的這場相遇

530
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,527
保持未完成反而恰到好處

531
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,654
再多展現內在

532
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,365
口無遮攔 口無遮攔

533
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,241
有事要抱怨等酒醒後再說

534
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:50,285
現在就先珍惜這種感覺吧

535
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,746
為了不要留下悔恨

536
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:56,792
全心全力活在當下

537
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,502
你可以吧? 超越極限

538
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,253
不只通宵一路狂歡到中午

539
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:03,173
嗨起來!

540
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,050
總之先脫再說吧

541
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,427
讓我們赤誠相待

542
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:10,722
拿出彼此的人生來激盪交鋒

543
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,599
剛認識就將羞恥心秒丟一旁

544
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,184
好想暢談展露出的真實之心

545
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,978
Do It Now…

546
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:21,274
這是打破你我隔閡的魔法咒語

547
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:24,653
一旦習慣其實也沒什麼大不了

548
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,196
只要脫掉了衣服就不可思議地

549
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,823
酒變得更香話匣子也變得更開

550
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,700
Try It Now…

551
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:38,583
不知不覺心靈也隨著身體變得一絲不掛

552
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:49,970
(下一回 第一次的女子大學)

552
00:23:50,305 --> 00:24:50,688