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{\an8}[narrator] Brought to you by
Widdle Chargies,
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{\an8}the credit card for kids!
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{\an8}[♪ upbeat music playing]
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{\an8}[all chuckling]
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- Whee!
- Whee!
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- [both laughing]
- Hey, look, there's Darryn.
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That kid's so sweet and shy.
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Yeah, I've always wanted
to get to know him better.
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Same. I always find myself wondering
what his whole deal is.
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- Where's he going?
- Like, to college?
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No, no, right now.
Is he walking towards us?
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[Kiff] No, I think he's going
to the jungle gym.
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[Barry] He's...
He's coming towards us.
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- [stammers] Act curious.
- I am curious.
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- Kiff? Barry?
- Hey, Darryn.
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I came over to invite you both
to dinner at Café Penguino.
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Oh, with... with your family?
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No, just the three of us.
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I go out to dinner
without my parents all the time.
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I have a credit card.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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I use it regularly at Café Penguino.
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- They know me there.
- They do?
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We barely know you here,
and we see you every day.
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- [chuckles]
- Kiff!
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Sorry, I'm just... color me surprised.
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This is so cool, though.
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Yeah, a kids-only dinner at Café Penguino?
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My bucket list is rattling.
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Darryn, good to see you.
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The flambé is gorgeous tonight.
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Thank you
for the recommendation, Bríonne!
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Good to see you, Darryn.
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Darryn, my man.
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[♪ soft piano music playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Darryn, you around-town boy.
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May we please have some
kid menus and activity packs?
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Just the adult menus.
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Thank you, Robyn.
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Where is that flambé?
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No activity packs?
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Okay, everybody,
it's time for the birthday song.
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- [♪ upbeat folk music playing]
♪ H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y ♪
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♪ H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y ♪
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♪ I don't know if anyone's
told you that... ♪
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- What's your name?
- Rory.
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♪ ...Rory's another year older ♪
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♪ H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y ♪
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♪ H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y ♪
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[cheering]
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- ♪ So, clap your hands ♪
- [rhythmically clapping]
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♪ And shout it out ♪
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Happy birthday!
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♪ Now, sit up straight
And high five your mate ♪
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♪ Do a triple back flip ♪ [grunts]
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♪ And land in the splits ♪
[screams, groans]
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♪ Now, stand on your head ♪ [vocalizes]
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♪ And make your bed ♪
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[rhythmically playing kazoo]
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♪ Now, publish a book ♪
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♪ Change your name to Brook
Then ride a lion ♪
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♪ Change your name back
to Brian ♪
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♪ Now, shave ten backs
while doing your tax ♪
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♪ Then eat a whole lime ♪ [groans]
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♪ And sing it one more time ♪
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♪ H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y ♪
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♪ H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y ♪
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♪ H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y ♪
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♪ Happy, happy birthday
Happy, happy birthday ♪
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♪ Happy, happy birthday
happy, happy birthday ♪
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♪ Birthday happy, happy ♪
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♪ Birthday happy! ♪
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- My name is Birthday Brian.
- [♪ song concludes]
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[breathes heavily]
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- Whoa!
- What a ding dang show!
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Oh, look, the cone is the hat.
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Yeah, that's called
a "Pingi the Clown."
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They give you one free
on your birthday.
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Birthday Brian is
the preeminent birthday celebrator.
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Everyone comes here
for their fab fourteens.
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Oh. Oh, I am coming
for my fab fourteen.
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I am coming here.
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It's fun experiencing it
fresh through your eyes.
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Now, how about I order for us?
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[chomps, munches]
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[chomping]
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So, what do we do
without activity packs?
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Go look around?
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Oh, we can't all leave the table.
They'll think we've gone home.
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The point of dinner is to have dinner
and the conversation.
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The conversation? Oh, uh, sure.
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Barry and I have
the conversation all the time.
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[blowing kazoo weakly]
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[chomps]
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♪ H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y... ♪
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My dad says there's no such thing
as bad weather, only bad preparation.
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What a great point.
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Yeah, because it's not
the heat that'll get you,
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it's the humidity.
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Barry, what's on your mind?
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Well, I've always thought
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that there are a lot of chairs
in the world.
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And there is a young teen
who is going to the bathroom.
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[Kiff] Interesting.
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[Barry] And now the same
young teen,
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in an obvious disguise,
is returning and sitting
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with a different group
of people.
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This I've noticed.
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Wait, that actually
is interesting.
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Why is that young teen
having two dinners at once?
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- That seems suspicious.
- It is?
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That's other people's business.
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Juicy business.
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My parents always say,
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"Big people make small talk,
but small people gossip."
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We should just keep conversing
about matters of...
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♪ H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y
H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y ♪
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Wow! Birthday Brian sure is
earning his paycheck tonight.
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This disguise drama
is too juicy to ignore.
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I agree.
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We're gonna have to run
our investigation
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right under Darryn's lovely
but very mature nose.
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Were you two under the table?
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- Yes.
- No.
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- [both] Maybe.
- Yes.
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It's a common meeting place
for kids in restaurants.
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Oh.
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Waiter! Shoot, Darryn,
we have to pee,
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but you gotta hear what Darryn's dad said
about weather.
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Sure, I'd love to.
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It was just that,
often people think heat is the problem,
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but on most hot days...
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I bet this is the last birthday
Tracey will celebrate
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with us for a while.
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I know, and she's spending
half the night in the bathroom.
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It's her birthday?
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Nothing wrong with that,
but what are you doing
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at your other table, birthday girl?
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[laughs]
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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Yeah, because it's not
the heat that'll get you,
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it's the humidity.
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O-M-G, stop. It's gonna work, Tray.
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Two birthdays in one night.
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[gasps] Another birthday?
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This young teen is trying
to get two birthday celebrations.
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[Kiff] She wants double free
Pingi the Clowns?
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She's cheating the system
and taking advantage
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of Café Penguino.
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[waiter 1] Mm, there's a lot
of birthdays tonight.
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[waiter 2] How many times
can Brian sing that song?
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His record is seven,
but tonight I think it's gonna be eight.
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No. Oh, that's too many.
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That's how we lost
our last Birthday Brian.
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Oh, I remember.
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[♪ somber violin music playing]
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[♪ music concludes]
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Tray is gonna break Birthday Brian.
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We have to tell someone.
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I know, but Darryn doesn't
want us to spread gossip.
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This isn't gossip, this is a crime!
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Ah, my dinner companions return.
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Darryn, you have to call
the manager over.
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The Maître D'?
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- Huh?
- They're called Maître D's.
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Yes, please call Major Dee
over immediately.
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Are you sure?
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Usually one only does that
when there's a...
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problem.
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Oh, there is a problem.
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Hey. Hi! Over here!
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- She’s running in and out...
- We're having the conversation.
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...but she’s two people.
Every time the waiter comes in,
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- it’s the same person.
- So Barry noticed...
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- We snuck away from our table...
- ...he's observant.
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- ...hid under tables and heard it all.
- Saw someone go
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- to the bathroom, disguised.
- Sort of cool,
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- but Birthday Brian...
- There's two birthdays...
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[overlapping chatter]
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- Hats as cones?
- How could it be cool
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when it's so clearly not cool.
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I can't stand
when children talk like this.
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It just sounds like noise.
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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[giggles evilly]
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[drum beating weakly]
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[♪ music swelling]
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Wait! I don't think you listened
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to what my dining colleagues
were trying to communicate.
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[♪ dramatic musical stings playing]
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There's a patron at the establishment
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this evening participating
in birthday embezzlement.
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- [gasps]
- [♪ dramatic percussion music playing]
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{\an8}[♪ upbeat folk music playing]
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Man, that’s fast.
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♪ It's time that you understand
that... ♪
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- What's your name?
- Tracey.
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♪ ...Tracey is totally banned ♪
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- Tracey? For shame!
- Tracey? For shame!
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You're banned.
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But next year
is my fab fourteen.
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You're banned for 364 days.
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Oh. Okay.
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- [♪ folk music resumes]
- ♪ B-A-N-N-E-D, B-A-N-N-E-D ♪
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- ♪ B-A-N-N-E-D, B-A-N-N-E-D ♪
- [♪ music concludes]
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Darryn, we thought
you were too well-behaved
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to get involved with
all the shenanigans
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that go with criminal exposés.
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I thought so too,
but then I saw Tracey
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grinning like a thief
and pumping her fists.
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Yeah, that was crazy.
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Well, I just wish I'd been more brave.
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You know, helping uncover the crime,
meeting under tables, running around.
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I'm good with grown-ups,
just not so great with kid stuff...
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shenanigans. But I... wish I were.
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[♪ heartfelt music playing]
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Oh, Darryn. I had no idea.
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Neither did I.
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For your service to Café Penguino,
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- this belongs to you.
- [inhales deeply]
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- No!
- No, no, Brian!
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Just the Pingi the Clown
will be fine.
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You got it. And thank you.
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- [accordion wheezing]
- [rhythmic drumbeat]
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Wait. I have an idea.
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[giggles, chomps]
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- [chomps, giggles]
- This is so nice
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because today is my birthday.
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- What?
- What? Darryn, you didn’t tell us!
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Aw, well, happy birthday you...
you big old, tall
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what-are-you-doing-over-there!
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- The cone is the hat! [laughs]
- The cone is the hat!
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- [all giggle]
- [Kiff sighs]
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[♪ end credit theme playing]
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[♪ end credit theme concludes]
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