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{\an8}[narrator]
Brought to you by B&B Minis.
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{\an8}Chocolate candy so small,
you'll eat 'em all!
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{\an8}And no one will be mad!
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[doorbell rings]
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We're lucky to be friends with Trevor.
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We get to witness a total solar eclipse
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that can only be seen
in Trevor's backyard?
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The eclipse is just
a ruse to get you here.
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- Oh, quit doing that!
- Oh!
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I need your help getting out of a jam.
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[sighs] Trev, what'd you do?
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[♪ slow-tempo music playing]
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For years, Mom has been giving me money
to take weekly piano lessons.
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But instead of going
to said piano lessons,
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I went to the park and spent
the money on B&B Minis.
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[♪ music concludes]
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I see. That is a lot of wrappers.
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What exactly is the problem?
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Now Mom expects me
to play a piano concerto
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at the fundraiser she's throwing
at five-p today.
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A-- A fundraiser?
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Yeah, she's raising money
to renovate the bathroom.
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It's hideous.
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But what did you think
was gonna happen, Trevor?
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I just didn't think it'd ever come up.
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Oh, how rude of me. B&B?
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Ha! Now you're complicit,
you amoral lizards.
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Those were piano money B&B's.
You have to help me now.
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Yeah, we were already gonna help you.
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So... what you got?
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What if we stream the music
and play the piece over a hidden speaker
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while Trevor mimes at the piano?
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Brilliant!
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Done. I knew you'd fix this.
Why'd I even sit down?
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Bathroom concerto number seven.
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[♪ classical piano music playing]
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This is totally believable.
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It's almost like he didn't spend
six years on a bench, eating candy.
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[ad voice] Upgrade to Musicify Premium
so you never miss a beat.
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- Ah, Trevor, upgrade to premium.
- We-- We can't have ads playing.
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I wish, brah.
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I spent all my money on B&B's, remember?
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[ad voice] Change your life
with piano lessons from Rupert Pianovski.
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[♪ music continues]
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Ah, small world! That's my teacher.
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Oh, duh. Let's ask him for help.
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[♪ music concludes]
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Hello, sir. We're here for piano lessons.
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Sorry, I'm going out of business.
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A student who was supposed
to come here for six years
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- just never showed up.
- Oh, no, that's a shame.
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If I find out who that kid was,
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I don't know what I'll do.
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- We should get go--
- What a small world. It was me!
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[♪ classical piano music playing]
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[all sigh]
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[hesitates, shouts]
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[groans, clears throat, chews]
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- [♪ music concludes]
- [pants]
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I swear they went this way.
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[groans] Guess I should
get back to my failed business.
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Maybe I could get
into the kid-chasing racket.
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[sighs] Well, that was thrilling.
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But it's four-p! None of this is working!
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- Bash my hands.
- Trevor!
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Don't you see?
Then it's no one's fault I can't play.
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I'll say it's poison sumac!
Mom will understand.
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- [♪ piano playing distantly]
- Wait. [shushes] Hear that?
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It's playing itself?
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Of course. A player piano!
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[groans] I can't believe we didn't think
of this. You're fine, Trevor.
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Hey, Pa, can we borrow your piano?
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Sure. Why not?
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[whistles]
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[continues playing]
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Oh, it plays the same song over and over?
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Ma, how do we get the piano to play
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"Bathroom Concerto, Number Seven"
by Warthog Armadillo Moozart?
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Oh, honey, the piano only plays
"Bathroom Concerto, Number Five"
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by Warthog Armadillo Moozart.
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That concerto's totally different!
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- Mom hates that one!
- Whose mom, hon?
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I'm so sad and dejected,
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I can barely finish these B&B Minis.
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[♪ piano playing distantly]
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[♪ playing stops]
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- [all] Renée?!
- Was that you playing the piano?
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Yes, I admit it. It was me. You caught me.
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How did we not know about this?
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Well, I understand it's very surprising,
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given my innate warthog confidence,
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but I suffer from debilitating
piano-specific stage fright.
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I've never played the piano
in front of anyone.
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[sighs] I wish I could,
[snorts] but... [sighs]
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Renée, want to play in a small dark room
where no one could see you?
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Yes, please!
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You good in there, Renée?
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One knock for yes, two for no.
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[single key plays]
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Okay, Renée's good.
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And we know Trevor can mime
from our unsuccessful attempt earlier.
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Are we forgetting anything?
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We should do something
with all those empty
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B&B wrappers.
We don't want any loose ends.
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On it!
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[snorts, gulps, chews, swallows]
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Hi. Hi there. Hello.
Thanks so much for coming.
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Oh, hi.
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[♪ ambient jazz music playing]
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Oh, my. Was there an intruder?
It looks vandalized.
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The wallpaper. I can't look.
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Time to head out back.
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The performance is about to start.
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[clears throat]
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[♪ piano music playing]
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Oh, Trevor, my little maestro.
Here you go.
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Let the music move you.
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Cash is flowing.
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You're a great mom.
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- [♪ music concludes]
- [pants]
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[applauding]
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- Thank-- What?
- I'm cured!
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[all gasp]
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I'm cured of stage fright.
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It was so amazing to play for you all
on a baby grand inside this grand piano.
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Well, see you later.
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[crowd clamoring]
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[patron] I want my money back.
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Trevor? What... This is...
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Mom, I'm sorry.
I never learned the piano.
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No! [cries] Oh, Trevor.
How could you do this?
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I need a tissue from my hideous bathroom!
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Oh, Trevor! [cries]
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I hurt Mom.
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Oh! Trevor, it's perfect.
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Oh, Trevor, it's so inspired.
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Did you...?
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You said do something with 'em.
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[all gasp, clamoring]
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You are my little maestro.
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The Warthog Armadillo Moozart
of wallpaper.
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Mom, I'll make everything else right, too.
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I'd really like to take trombone lessons.
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That's wonderful! I can't wait to he--
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Womp, womp, womp, womp. Mm. [chews]
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[♪ end credit music playing]
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{\an8}[♪ end credit music concludes]
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