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Dee,
do you want a hot dog?

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<i>- No. Buzz off.</i>
- Dennis, dog?

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Get that hot dog
away from me.

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You're gonna get hot dog grease
on my seersucker suit.

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Why'd you guys
get so dressed up anyway?

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People get dressed up
to go to horse races.

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We're not going
to a football game.

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You guys are gonna look like
a bunch schlubs.

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All right. Mac,
you want a raw hot dog?

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-No.
-What? Charlie,

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- you're eating 'em raw?
- Yeah.

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Mac and I are doing,
like, this raw-dog thing.

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It's pretty cool.

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That's not what raw-dogging is.

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-It's not?
-It's a sexual thing, Charlie.

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Well, that's true, Frank.

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But in this case,

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it's a completely different
kind of raw dog.

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It's like this
whole TikTok trend

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where people deprive themselves
of creature comforts

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while traveling somewhere.

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I don't...
I don't get the point of it.

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Well, the point is, it's about
getting back to basics,

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before we were
all pampered and soft.

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Well, you're gonna be
missing out, Mac.

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This whole experience is gonna
be about glamour, opulence,

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the majestic excellence
of thoroughbreds

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earthquaking down a track

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while we sip on mint juleps

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and eat pimento cheese
finger sandwiches

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amongst the Southern elite.

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Kentucky Derby, here we come.

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Whoops. Uh-uh.

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What do you mean "oops"?
What does that mean?

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We're going somewhere else.

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Somewhere else?
Frank, where are you taking us?

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Oh, my God.
This place is a shithole.

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What are you talking about?

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This is great.
The dog track, baby.

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In hindsight,
I should've realized

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when we got those bus tickets,

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the Kentucky Derby
is not held in West Virginia.

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All right, let's stop bitching.
What do we wanna do?

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Wanna go place some bets
or something?

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This is so low class.

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All right, whatever.

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Let's, uh, get some more
raw hot dogs then.

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We'll jump on
Mac's raw-dog thing.

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You're not getting it, Charlie.

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I am the raw-dog
in this situation.

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I don't wanna eat dogs,
watch dogs or be dogs, okay?

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This is not the classy vibe
I was looking for.

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Why are we here, Frank?

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Well, because this place
is closing down,

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and I am a minority owner
of one of those hounds.

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You own part of a dog?

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Yeah,
40% of Pennies From Heaven.

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Pennies From Heaven?

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God, if I was gonna receive
something from heaven,

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the last thing I'd want
is pennies.

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They're worthless.

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I gotta pop up
to the owner's box

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to chop up with
the majority shareholder first.

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-So...
-Owner's box.

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Okay, I like the sound of that.

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Get away from this riffraff
before one of 'em stabs us.

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Might be able to get
a decent cocktail up there.

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Yeah, I'll do that.

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All right. Mac, you wanna go
place some bets, dude?

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That'll be fine.

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Well, let's do it.
Come on, man.

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All right,
how do we do this, man?

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Like, how do we know
which dog to bet on?

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I guess
we just pick the rawest one.

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Yeah, but how do we know
which is the rawest dog?

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You think there's, like,
a one-eyed dog or, like, um...

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Uh, I'm pretty sure they're all
gonna have both eyes, dude.

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Yeah.
That's what I'm worried about.

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Maybe we should ask one of
these mongrels around here.

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-They look pretty raw to me.
-Get a pointer, right? Yeah.

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These are raw, raw people
we're with...

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Look at that dude right there,
man.

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That guy looks like
Dog the Bounty Hunter.

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Who's rawer than that?

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He does. He does. But,
you know, his hair routine,

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that seems like a lot of effort
and that is not raw, man.

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Yeah, there's a lot
of primping involved.

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It's a lot of conditioner,
blow-dryers.

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It's not raw to care that much,
yeah. What about this dude?

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I'm getting a Snoop
Dogg vibe off this guy, right?

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-Who's rawer than Snoop, man?
-Yeah, it's... Nobody.

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Well, ever since he became best
friends with Martha Stewart

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at the Olympics,
that took a little...

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-That was weird.
-Took the dog out of him.

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-That killed it for me.
-Took the dog out of him.

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It killed it for me.

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This guy right there.

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-Check this dude out.
-Which guy?

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Kind of peacing out against
the door right there. He's raw.

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-What makes you say that?
-Well, he's not wearing shoes.

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Which is fucking disgusting.

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Look at the ground.

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Ah! Dude. No, man.
There's something raw...

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-Something about this man...
-There's nothing raw about it.

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No, I'm getting a good vibe.

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You know,
I can sense it like a dog.

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-Come on.
-I don't think you understand

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what I'm going for.

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Excuse me, um, sir.

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My friend and I are gonna
place a bet on the next race.

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We just don't know, like,

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who's the good dog, you know.

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If you're sniffing around
for a winner,

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I'd bet my last bone
on Squeaky Wheel.

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Runs real good after a rain.

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Loves a wind
out of the southeast.

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Squeaky Wheel's gonna
get the grease if you ask me.

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Squeaky Wheel.
That's a good pointer.

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That your hot dog
on the ground?

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Oh, sorry, dude.

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Yeah, I think I was
holding the bag upside down.

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I must've dropped it.

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You eating it?

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Uh... No.

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It's raw though,
just... just so you know.

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Oh, that's okay.

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Good luck with the race.

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Okay, yeah. Thanks a lot, man.

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Nice. That dude was great.
Let's place that bet.

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What are you talking about?

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I think he's gonna
eat that hot dog.

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-So what?
-A raw hot dog from the ground?

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-Oh, Charlie...
-Oh. Oh, Excuse me!

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Oh. Oh,
I can only eat foods served to..

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He was shoeless!

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-Did you see those feet?
-Oh! I have to...

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I have to have shoes on
constantly. Oh!

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-I think he's very, very sick.
-You just...

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I'm following
your raw-dog idea,

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and the second
I suggest something,

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you're shitting all over it,
man.

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We're not taking the advice
of a shoeless hobo, okay?

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That guy was awesome, man.
I don't know.

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-I'm trying to do your thing.
-His... His feet look like hams.

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He's sick.
I think he's very sick.

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I do like the sound
of an owner's box.

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Yeah, we're owner's box people.

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That's right. We belong here.

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Oof. Little smoky.

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Oh, yeah.
My eyes are burning.

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-That's the menthols.
-Uh, is it?

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-Hey, Frank. My man.
-Hey, yo! Hey.

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-How you doing, brother?
-I'm tits.

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This is Dennis and this is Dee.
They're my kids, or whatnot.

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Okay. I see you all dressed up.

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We were led to believe we were
going to the Kentucky Derby.

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Yeah, we thought
we were stepping into

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a little bit more of
a classy affair, you know.

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Yeah. I think you'll find

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the dog track
to be quite elegant. Menthol?

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-Yeah, no. Thank you.
-I'm good. I'm good.

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Uh, speaking of elegant,
let's talk stud rights.

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Got what you want right here,
Frank? Your 40%.

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-You did it already.
-Yeah.

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I was supposed to film that
for the Saudis.

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-Saudis?
-Yeah.

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Man,
I don't do business with them.

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What do you think
they're talking about?

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You gotta do it again
so I can film it.

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-Before a race? No way, Frank.
-Yes, before the race.

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-The milking's done.
-Yes, yes.

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I believe they're talking
about masturbating a dog.

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That's what
I was worried about.

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Um, okay, guys.
Uh... We're outta of here.

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Mm-hmm.

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No, w-wait, wait. The Saudis
will pay big money for that.

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-Is that right?
-Yes, but that... that jar

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could have a-a border collie's
jizz in it for all I know.

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-Yeah.
-I got... gotta be sure.

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I got... Okay, what we should d,

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we could sneak down there,

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and I could film you guys
getting it.

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He wants us to get it. We're
not jerking a dog off, Frank.

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-That's not gonna happen.
-Not something we're doing.

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That's not the kind of day
we were looking to have.

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Okay, all right. You don't
have to help me with the dog.

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But don't take it
out on the track.

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I mean,
you can still have some fun.

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Why don't you put a bet on
the first race?

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Here, here, I'll tell you what.
Put $10 on Squeaky Wheel.

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-I hate these stupid dog names.
-You too. Take this.

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-Here, well, you go too.
-I'm not gonna not take it.

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Holy shit, dude. They are fast.

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That is impressive.

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<i>Around the final turn.</i>

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<i>Squeaky Wheel making a move.</i>

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Uh! Ah!

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Whoa. Hey.

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<i>Down the stretch, here</i>
<i>they come. It's Squeaky Wheel!</i>

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-Wha... Oh!
-Wow!

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Oh! Baby! Who won? Who won?

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-Squeaky Wheel by a mile, dude.
-We woulda won, dude. Come on.

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We gotta go find
that raw dog guy.

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That's our guy.
That's our dog, man.

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-Squeaky Wheel!
-Okay! Okay! Okay!

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-What'd I tell you, huh?
-Yeah.

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-How much do we win?
-$200 each.

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-Really? Oh, my God.
-What?

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Frank, I gotta tell you,
there's a real rush in this.

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-Anybody want a screwdriver?
-Yes. Yeah.

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Toss me one of those menthols
too, while you're at it.

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Yeah, gross. Hey, Frank,
when's the next race?

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Oh. We got a minute. What?
Were you looking for action?

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-Uh, maybe. Yeah.
-What do you have in mind?

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Rochambeau
for a hundred dollars.

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-I'm in. Ready?
-Wait, what?

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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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Rock beats scissors.
I'm up 300 bucks.

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Yeah, yeah.

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-Okay. I go, I go, I go.
-I'm up 300 bucks.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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Same one? Seriously, dummy?

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Pay me, bitch.

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I'll tell you what.
We'll go $500 each, right?

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-Right here. Ready?
-Absolutely, absolutely.

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I'll call this one. Ready?

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-All right.
-Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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I didn't know he was gonna do
the same one three times.

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Yeah, I guess we lost it all,
didn't we?

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Is that it?

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That's all right.
We'll win it back.

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Yeah. We'll win it back.

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Frank, what else...
can we bet on, man?

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What number am I thinking of
between one and ten?

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A hundred dollars.

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That's a good one. Okay, yeah.

238
00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:17,765
-Seven.
-Two.

239
00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,000
Nope, wrong.

240
00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:21,669
-You owe me $100. Fork it over.
-Oh, shit.

241
00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,208
I don't know if we're gonna
find this guy, man.

242
00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,542
Maybe he just got lucky.

243
00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,144
Nah, this is the guy, man.

244
00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,813
This is... This is our raw dog.
Yeah, you know where he is?

245
00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,048
He's probably at
the ticket window

246
00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,316
collecting his winnings, right?

247
00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:36,484
I don't know.

248
00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,220
Wait a second. Is that
him down there on all fours?

249
00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,654
Is he foraging for more food?

250
00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,490
Probably just dropped his
ticket or something. Come on.

251
00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:43,891
-Let's go talk to him.
-All right.

252
00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:46,360
Excuse me. Uh...

253
00:08:46,494 --> 00:08:48,329
Sir, hi. I-I... I don't know
if you remember us.

254
00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:50,865
-We didn't get a name earlier.
-It's Sparky.

255
00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,533
What you looking for
down there, Sparky?

256
00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,168
Corn nuts.

257
00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:55,903
See, dude? I told you
he was looking for food.

258
00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:57,171
No, not to eat.

259
00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:00,174
See, people drop 'em,
and they blow onto the track.

260
00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:04,145
Single corn nut can turn
a dog's ankle, ruin its career.

261
00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:06,280
Oh, so you're like
a janitor here, man.

262
00:09:06,414 --> 00:09:08,416
I do that too.
It's actually pretty cool.

263
00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,684
No. I take care of the dogs.

264
00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,953
But I do like
to tidy up on occasion.

265
00:09:13,421 --> 00:09:15,189
Like that hot dog
that you found.

266
00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,191
Dogs appreciated that,
by the way.

267
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,926
That's what you were doing.

268
00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:21,530
Okay, all right.
But what's with the no shoes?

269
00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,798
Dog don't wear shoes,
so why should I?

270
00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:27,536
I like to feel what they feel,
know what they know.

271
00:09:28,369 --> 00:09:29,703
Dog's a majestic creature.

272
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:33,941
Ain't no coincidence that "god"
spelled backwards is "dog."

273
00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,647
Oh. Dude, I think I had you peg,
like, all wrong.

274
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,615
You are super raw.

275
00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,084
-Raw?
-Oh, yeah.

276
00:09:43,217 --> 00:09:44,819
My buddy and I,
we're doing a raw dog thing.

277
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,388
Yeah, I'm trying to re-embrace
my raw dog nature.

278
00:09:47,522 --> 00:09:48,756
Lately
I've been feeling no joy.

279
00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,959
I've overindulged.
I've been taking crazy risks.

280
00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:54,563
I jumped off the top of
a jungle gym the other day.

281
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,864
I went to a nightclub
and got really raw with it.

282
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,265
Had a bit of a scare.

283
00:09:58,399 --> 00:09:59,934
I've been seeking my pleasures

284
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,602
through thrills
and sexual conquests,

285
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,737
and I think
I need to be more raw.

286
00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,806
You know, "raw"
spelled backwards is "war,"

287
00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:08,843
and you sound
like you at war with yourself.

288
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,179
This is blowing my mind.

289
00:10:12,313 --> 00:10:15,116
Wow, dude, me too. What else
can you spell backwards?

290
00:10:15,249 --> 00:10:16,917
Yeah, I feel like we could...

291
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,686
we could learn something
from you, bro.

292
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,387
Y'all wanna learn
the way of the dog.

293
00:10:20,522 --> 00:10:21,755
-Yes. Totally.
-Yeah. Yeah.

294
00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:22,890
Could we, like,
tag along with you?

295
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,325
Let's do it.

296
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,127
All right. Yeah, by the way,
how much you win?

297
00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:27,728
-Win?
-On your bet.

298
00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:29,630
Oh, I don't bet on dogs.

299
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,799
Gambling can drive a man crazy,

300
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,101
make him do things
against his better nature.

301
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,572
Gambling will make you lower
than the lowest dog there is.

302
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,181
Yeah, come on, baby. Come on.

303
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,183
Whoo! Yeah!

304
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,520
-Give me that 18 bucks, bitch!
-He won 18 bucks.

305
00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:52,953
I got your tie on that one.

306
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,623
No, give me the tie, Dee.
Come on, what are you doing?

307
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,457
-Give me 18 bucks.
-Roll for it then.

308
00:10:56,591 --> 00:10:57,791
All right. Here you go.

309
00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,327
-Come on, come on, come on.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

310
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,963
- Whoo!
- Damn it.

311
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,166
- You're so dumb.
- Shit!

312
00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:07,935
Louis, I'll give you this hat
for the dog siring rights.

313
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,270
-No dice, Frank.
-Come on.

314
00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:10,539
Hundred grand, you can
go jerk him off right now.

315
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,573
- Oh...
- Guys, let's keep this classy.

316
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,407
Next bet. Next bet. Let's go.

317
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,309
All even numbers,
I get your jacket.

318
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,611
No. Let's stick to cash, okay?

319
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:17,912
-You're not getting my jacket--
-You got no cash.

320
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:18,879
I got $3 in my pocket.

321
00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:20,147
You're out of money.

322
00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:21,315
Ten bucks you can eat that gum
off the floor.

323
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,517
I'll do it.

324
00:11:22,651 --> 00:11:23,618
No, no. What are you doing?
Stop it. No.

325
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,486
Twenty dollars
you rip Dennis's jacket.

326
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:26,854
No, I just wanna
win my money back.

327
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:27,922
Don't rip the sleeve. Come on.

328
00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,158
Goddamn it! You son of a bitch!

329
00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:33,260
-Here you go.
-Thank you. Yay.

330
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,497
Dee! All right.
Rochambeau to get it tailored!

331
00:11:36,631 --> 00:11:37,698
No problem.

332
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,334
- Suck it, bitch.
- Oh, God.

333
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,269
You gotta get
that shit tailored. You bitch!

334
00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:44,271
-I like it like that.
-Yeah, it's better like that.

335
00:11:44,405 --> 00:11:46,473
-It made it look better.
-Next bet.

336
00:11:48,677 --> 00:11:49,810
Yeah, man.

337
00:11:49,944 --> 00:11:52,547
Some folks are
just chasing the wrong rabbit.

338
00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:55,182
They're the one
is really running in circles.

339
00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,020
Why are you
spitting in the bowls?

340
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,524
Let's them know I'm the alpha.

341
00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:04,792
Dude. That's sick, man.

342
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,361
I'm gonna start spitting
in people's beers at my job,

343
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,396
-Let them know, like, I'm the--
-Nah, don't do that though.

344
00:12:09,531 --> 00:12:10,764
Goddamn mutt.

345
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,733
Do you have any idea
how much money I blew on you?

346
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,569
Excuse me for a second, fellas.

347
00:12:14,703 --> 00:12:15,769
We got a problem here?

348
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,539
I feel like I wanna be raw,

349
00:12:17,672 --> 00:12:19,406
but every time
he does something cool,

350
00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,275
he then does something
really raw,

351
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,644
and it kind of grosses me out.

352
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,579
You don't like that
he's spitting in the dog food?

353
00:12:24,713 --> 00:12:26,046
No, I don't like that

354
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,781
he expressed that dog's anal
glands with his bare hands.

355
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,584
Yeah.
But I mean, like, look, dude,

356
00:12:29,718 --> 00:12:31,819
you wanna be raw, you gotta
get your hands a little dirty.

357
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,121
Well, you don't got to 'cause
there's gloves right there.

358
00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:35,456
There were gloves right there,
weren't there?

359
00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:37,291
Whoa!

360
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,492
Take it easy. Okay, okay, okay.

361
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,061
Well, he's got that dog in him.

362
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,229
Take it easy.

363
00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:43,364
He's going full dog
on that guy, huh?

364
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:44,798
Forget about it.
Forget about it.

365
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,468
Wow. That was intense, man.
Whoa!

366
00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:49,370
Yeah, I'm sorry
y'all had to see that,

367
00:12:49,504 --> 00:12:52,006
but sometimes I'm just off my
leash and protecting my pack.

368
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:55,142
Yeah. Is that... That's the one
you expressed the gland with.

369
00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:56,243
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

370
00:12:56,377 --> 00:12:58,979
Now, this dog here is hurt.

371
00:12:59,748 --> 00:13:02,517
He can't race no more.
That makes him mine now.

372
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,618
So, you get to keep the dog?

373
00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:04,985
Yeah, I get to take him home,

374
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:06,320
take care of him.
I live right here.

375
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,788
In the dog kennel?

376
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,991
No, I wish. No, I live in a
trailer out in the parking lot.

377
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,259
Oh.

378
00:13:12,393 --> 00:13:14,629
Come on, let's get out of here.

379
00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:17,632
Before this place
makes animals of us all.

380
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,068
Ready, set, go!

381
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,979
Keep going, keep going,
keep going.

382
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,248
Oh, no.

383
00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:39,486
Don't quit, don't quit,
don't quit.

384
00:13:39,621 --> 00:13:41,523
They're not gonna make it.
They're not gonna make it.

385
00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:42,791
No, they're gonna make it.

386
00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:45,326
No, no. Gag, gag, don't quit.

387
00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:46,860
You haven't
made your money back yet.

388
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,495
You haven't
made your money back.

389
00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,600
You haven't
made your money back.

390
00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:54,001
It's too much. It's too much.

391
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,969
Okay, my sister and I
are out of here.

392
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:59,607
-You owe me 15K, Frank!
-Damn! Goddamn it.

393
00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:01,275
-Ten bucks says they stay.
-I'll take that.

394
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,844
No, no, no. No more bets,
goddamn it!

395
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,781
- We've been degraded enough!
- We're out of here.

396
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,817
Not classy! Not classy, Frank!

397
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,185
Not classy! Not classy!

398
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,687
Not classy!

399
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:14,855
That was bad.

400
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,890
It was just too far, Dee.

401
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,660
He turned us into the dogs.

402
00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:23,732
You gotta stop, Dee.

403
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,399
Trying to stop, but the smell
of dog food on your breath--

404
00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:27,034
-Okay, listen, listen.
-It's really bad.

405
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,941
I have a plan. I have a plan.

406
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,043
How we can get
our money back and then some.

407
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,512
Double or nothing
for our clothes?

408
00:14:37,645 --> 00:14:40,515
No, we gotta be smarter than
that, Dee! We gotta be smarter.

409
00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:42,082
We can't play their games
anymore, okay?

410
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,218
We're gonna get our money back,

411
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,587
and we're gonna make
even more money.

412
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,456
But we're gonna have to
do something pretty raw.

413
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,097
Come on,
Sherlock Bones. Let's go.

414
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:02,069
Well...
...this is my kennel.

415
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,505
Cool. Living at the dog track.

416
00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,472
-That's raw, dude.
-Yeah.

417
00:15:05,607 --> 00:15:07,207
Oh, uh...

418
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,777
Pardon the tarp, boys.

419
00:15:09,644 --> 00:15:11,513
Dogs get a little messy
every now and then.

420
00:15:11,646 --> 00:15:13,147
And you're putting
the dog's needs first.

421
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,982
Yeah, right.
He's thinking about the dog.

422
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,851
All day.
Man, you have opened my eyes.

423
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,920
You have spent your entire life
giving, and all I do is take.

424
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,922
-Yeah, you're big taker.
-Yeah, I am. I'm a bit of a...

425
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,424
You are too though.

426
00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:26,795
But look, I-I-I feel like being
raw is putting yourself last.

427
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:27,928
And that's a good way to be.

428
00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:30,497
Yeah, dude.
Put yourself last.

429
00:15:30,632 --> 00:15:32,199
And tarps, I mean,
pretty awesome, man.

430
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,802
I might get a tarp for Frank.

431
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,102
What kind of breed is Frank?

432
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,639
Oh, Frank's a man.

433
00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:39,607
-He's a man, human man.
-Yeah, he's human man.

434
00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:41,576
-Human.
-But he's messy like a dog.

435
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,110
-Yeah.
-Um...

436
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,411
But he's a man.

437
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:50,484
Yeah. Anyways...

438
00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:51,920
-Yeah.
-Um...

439
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,021
Hey, listen, man, just
thanks again for everything.

440
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,557
It's been an awesome day, and...

441
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:58,292
I'm really just so sorry
they're closing the place down.

442
00:15:59,594 --> 00:16:00,795
They're doing what now?

443
00:16:00,929 --> 00:16:02,630
Oh, you didn't hear?

444
00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:04,431
Oh, this place
is closing down, yeah.

445
00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:06,366
I think there's not gonna be

446
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,435
any more dog tracks
in... in America.

447
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,473
I did not know that.

448
00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:16,644
Think somebody
would've told me.

449
00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:17,978
-Yeah.
-Oh, well,

450
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,848
I guess I'm always just
the last to know.

451
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:20,981
Yeah.

452
00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:22,550
All right.

453
00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:24,719
Say, boys, you mind

454
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,589
if I go spend a couple of
minutes with my thoughts here?

455
00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:29,724
Yeah, no. Go take...
take a minute,

456
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,659
and we'll hang here and...

457
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,595
God,
I feel bad that he didn't know.

458
00:16:33,728 --> 00:16:35,095
God, man. I feel so bad.

459
00:16:35,229 --> 00:16:37,030
I can't believe they would keep
him in the dark like that, man.

460
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,701
You know what? He's got
such a great outlook on life.

461
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,169
-I bet he bounces right back.
-He definitely will.

462
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,406
That sounded like a gunshot,
man.

463
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,208
It did sound like a gunshot.
Do...

464
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:49,611
Do you think he shot the dog?

465
00:16:50,912 --> 00:16:52,446
-Why? Why would--
-I don't know.

466
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,681
Maybe that's what
he was talking about

467
00:16:53,815 --> 00:16:55,048
when he says
he takes care of the dogs,

468
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,584
like, he shoots them
when they can't race anymore?

469
00:16:56,718 --> 00:16:58,018
Is that a thing?
It might be a thing.

470
00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,854
That might be why

471
00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:00,989
they're shutting down all... of
these places over the country.

472
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,524
'Cause they shoot the dogs
when they--

473
00:17:02,657 --> 00:17:04,559
Yes!

474
00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:06,861
Oh.

475
00:17:06,995 --> 00:17:08,696
Well, if he didn't shoot
the dog, what did he shoot?

476
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,200
-Oh...
-Dude.

477
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,335
He was feeling
a little too raw.

478
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,472
Hey.

479
00:17:18,606 --> 00:17:19,741
Hi.

480
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,543
This is a crime scene now,
right?

481
00:17:21,676 --> 00:17:22,877
This is a crime scene, yeah.

482
00:17:23,011 --> 00:17:24,879
-Know what, wipe our prints.
-Yeah.

483
00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:26,346
We're thinking
the same thing.

484
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,882
We gotta wipe the prints.

485
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,518
Let's get out of here, man.
Let's just get out of here.

486
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:31,886
You wanna
burn this thing down, or...

487
00:17:32,787 --> 00:17:33,788
<i>Go, go.</i>

488
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,055
Frank. Frank,
we gotta go. Right now.

489
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,390
There he is.

490
00:17:36,524 --> 00:17:37,759
We gotta go.
We gotta go.

491
00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,326
There is a seedy underbelly
to this place.

492
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,562
Maybe a bit of a
fingerprints situation.

493
00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:41,763
It's not good.
Bad things happened.

494
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,096
There's definitely
a fingerprint issue.

495
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,766
-We gotta go, dude.
-We gotta go.

496
00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:47,134
We did it.

497
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,771
-Bitch!
-Why are you dressed like this?

498
00:17:49,904 --> 00:17:51,005
Move past that.

499
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,172
Yeah, not now, not now.

500
00:17:52,306 --> 00:17:53,775
We want our clothes.
We want our money.

501
00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:56,611
And we want 50% of whatever
the Saudis were gonna pay you.

502
00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:58,478
-You did it?
-Oh, yeah, we did it,

503
00:17:58,613 --> 00:17:59,581
you son of a bitch.

504
00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:01,883
-Prove it.
-No problem.

505
00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:02,951
I was hoping we weren't gonna
show this.

506
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,284
No, we're gonna do it.

507
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:05,587
- No, they're gonna see it.
<i>- Here we go.</i>

508
00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,221
There we go. All right.

509
00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:10,858
Go.

510
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:16,330
Hello, crown princes
and other honorable Saudis.

511
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:23,805
With much respect, we present
to you, Pennies From Heaven.

512
00:18:24,839 --> 00:18:26,641
Champion racing dog.

513
00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:31,311
Let this video serve as proof
to show authenticity.

514
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:34,983
Oh, God.
Okay, all right, here we go.

515
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,283
<i>Yep.</i>

516
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,919
<i>Yeah, get under him.</i>
<i>Get underneath.</i>

517
00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:39,520
Oh, my God, man.

518
00:18:39,654 --> 00:18:41,321
Well, don't... Okay.

519
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,195
-Oh, my God!
-Oh!

520
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,464
Shit.

521
00:18:50,598 --> 00:18:54,669
They did it! You owe me
big time, Louis.

522
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,504
I won.

523
00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:01,441
- Well done, Frank.
- Fork it over, baby.

524
00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:03,645
-Nice!
-Easy. Easy.

525
00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:06,480
-Oh, w-what's happening?
-I won.

526
00:19:06,614 --> 00:19:07,815
-You won what?
-The bet.

527
00:19:07,949 --> 00:19:10,785
I bet Louis I could get
you guys to jerk off a dog,

528
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,654
and you did it.

529
00:19:12,787 --> 00:19:14,454
The Saudis.
What about the Saudis?

530
00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:16,189
I don't know no Saudis.

531
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,326
-I don't even own a dog.
-What are you talking about?

532
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:22,964
The only reason why we're here
is so I can bet on you.

533
00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:25,633
You are my raw dogs,
and you won.

534
00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:28,803
No, no, we're here because you
wanted to bet on the dog races.

535
00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:31,039
Dog races?
I never bet on a dog race.

536
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,240
That's some low-class shit.

537
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:44,852
You guys raw-dogging it home?

538
00:19:47,121 --> 00:19:48,556
Anyone like a corn nut?

538
00:19:49,305 --> 00:20:49,207
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