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Ronny Chieng International Student 1x06
"Performance Enhancement" July 12, 2017

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Synced & Corrected Dragoniod >www.addic7ed.com<

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Now, exceptions
to indefeasibility.

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An interest will be
recorded on the register

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if it is discoverable by a proper
search of all the material.

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If something is noted on the register

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and the full details
aren't explained thereupon

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but in some other document
referenced thereby,

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the transfer will be
subject to that interest.

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Adverse possession rights.

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The legal system should
recognise rights of possession

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that have existed for many years

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and are presumably
readily ascertainable.

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If I might paraphrase...
use it or lose it.

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Now. Easements.

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However so required.

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Which allows easements to be acquired

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over Torrens system land

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under the doctrine of prescription

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and almost certainly the general
law principles of implied grant.

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The result is, a bona fide purchaser...

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- What did he say?
- Shh!

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My god, your notes are amazing.

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- How do you do the animation?
- Shh!

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Some bastard can dig a bloody
big hole in your backyard

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and stick a pipe in it.

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And that is property law

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and that is the last
lecture of the semester.

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Are there any questions?

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Good. All right.

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The open book exam is in two days,

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you can bring any notes that you want.

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But they'd better be the best notes
ever written on property law

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because this exam is a masterpiece.

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You may be inclined to prayer,

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but God himself would fail this exam.

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Good luck, and I'll
see you all back here

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when you repeat the subject.

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Sir, ah, on behalf of
the rest of the class,

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I'd like to thank you
for all the effort...

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Shut up. All right, you can all go.

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Hey, Wei Jun? Wei Jun?

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Hey, my notes are hot garbage.

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Is there any chance you
could maybe lend me yours?

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Sure.

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Here. My whole semester
on this. It's all yours.

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- Oh, really?
- Mm.

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- Thanks so much.
- You're welcome.

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I'm actually kinda surprised

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you'd just give me all your
hard work for nothing.

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That's what friends are for.

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But... don't share with anybody.

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Okay. Yeah. I promise.

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Thanks so much.

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You can borrow my notes
too, if you want.

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No. That's okay.

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- What?
- How do you still not have a laptop?

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Never again. Pen and paper for life.

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Can't get a virus, can't
run out of battery,

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can't be accidentally deleted.

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Yeah, and can't be read.

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Did you write this while
you were having a seizure?

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Oh, my God. What is
that? Is that cheese?

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Ooh, that's Brie! I've
been looking for this.

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Mmm. Do you want some?

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No!

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How does anyone have time
to lie around in the sun

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like a bunch of lizards?

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Not everyone is a hypercompetitive
stressed out law student.

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Yeah, slackers. Man, property law sucks.

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- Yo, has anyone ever passed this?
- I know, right?

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It might help if we did a study group.

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Yeah, that's a good idea. Let me
just print these notes out first.

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- And, please, just don't ask Elvin.
- Why not?

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Because I don't study with
anyone dumber than me.

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That's why.

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But we should help each other out,
because we're all in this together.

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No, I agree. Just not him.

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Look, this is probably
gonna be an all-nighter.

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Let me get some coffee. Ah, uno latte?

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- Sure. No worries.
- Grazie.

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What are you, 12?

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Coffee's amateur hour, bro.

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You want to stay awake?
You need some of these.

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Over the counter cold and flu tablets.

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The best way to stay awake, and alert.

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You use these to study?

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That's actually a great idea.

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I just use them for three-day raves.

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- And they work?
- Definitely.

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I mean, you might experience a
little bit of anxiety, depression,

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aggression, paranoia, stuff like that.

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But apart from that, it's awesome.

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I'm sold. Thanks, man.

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Hey, hey, hey, you got more of that?

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Oh. I'm sorry man. I'm all out.

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I was just about to go
get some more, though.

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- Can I come with you?
- Yeah? Sure!

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You know?

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I think that's the first time
you've said something to me

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that wasn't "fuck you".

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See? Helping
each other out already.

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Yeah, we could all use some help.

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Hey. Are you okay?

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Yeah! Why? Why do you ask?

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You're eating cold and
flu's like Tic Tacs

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and I'm pretty sure you've
never done drugs before.

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This isn't doing drugs, okay?
Drugs are for fun. This is work.

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Isn't one of your mum's
biggest rules, don't do drugs?

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Yeah, my mum also gave me
ginseng pig's brain soup

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during exam period to
boost study performance.

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- This is the same thing. Okay? Relax!
- Okay.

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Oh, my God. Wei Jun's notes are
amazing. They're like a work of art.

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There's every class from
every semester here.

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And Wei Jun is totally fine with this?

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Yeah, as long as I don't share
them with anyone. Even you.

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Why would I need those notes
when I've got my pen and paper?

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With these notes, I will be unstoppable.

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Just give me my A right now. Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Can I get a packet of cold
and flu's, please?

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Extra strength. Feel pretty sick.

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Make it double, I'm also really sick.

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- Yeah, sorry, guys. I'm all out.
- Wait. How can you be out?

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During exam time, the demand for
cold and flu tablets is really high.

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Plus there's the whole meth thing.

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What's the meth got to do with this?

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Some bad people are using
the pseudoephedrine

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in the cold and flu
tablets to make meth.

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So between the drug
dealers and students,

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they've completely cleaned me out.

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But I do have some herbal
remedies that help with alertness?

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No. Fuck that shit.

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We need synthetic chemicals...

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for our colds.

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Yeah, sorry, I can't help you.

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I can't believe the drug addicts

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make it harder for legitimate students

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to take cold and flu pills to study.

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I know, right?

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It's like it's easier to buy
meth than cold and flu tablets.

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- Actually, that could work!
- Hm.

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And that's how we would
convert methylamphetamine

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into the pseudoephedrine,

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which is the active ingredient
in cold and flu tablets.

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How do you know this?

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Because I'm genius.

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And I have Google.

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So, if you get the meth, I can
reverse the chemical process

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through a diastereoselective reaction,

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and convert it back to pseudoephedrine.

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Right.

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And then we have all the
cold and flu tablets we need.

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So, are we making a meth lab?

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Because I'm pretty sure
it's against college rules.

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No! We take the meth and
make it into something better.

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So, technically, this
like the anti-meth lab.

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Oh. Well, that's okay, then.

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- Hey, guys!
- What?!

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Have you seen these exam notes
that have been going around?

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Oh. They are fantastic.

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They make everything so
much easier to understand.

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And look, there's even the animations.

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Wait! Where'd you get this?

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They're being shared
all over the university.

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I mean, whoever made them,

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they are giving away all
their hard work for nothing!

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How did everyone get Wei Jun's notes?

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Oh, shit!

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Whoo!

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Cheers, Chieng.

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This would never have
happened with a pen and paper.

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Wei Jun's going to kill me.

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Look, if these notes are
as good as you say,

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then everyone will just get an A.

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Yeah, but that's why Wei Jun didn't
want me to share them around.

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She entrusted me with them.

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She obviously didn't want anyone
other than me to get an A.

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Well, there's nothing you
can do about it now.

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It's not like you can
make everyone get a B.

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Wait. That's it! I'll
make everyone get a B!

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What? How?

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I'll just take Wei Jun's notes,
I'll plant errors in them,

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and then I'll release them as like a
new even better updated version 2.0.

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Everyone is so desperate for
notes, they'll eat that shit up.

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- So you're sending out hot shots?
- What are hot shots?

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When drug dealers spike
a package with poison

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to kill people that
have become a problem.

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Yeah. That sounds right, yeah.

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You're going to sabotage
the whole year level?

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No, I'm just going to
plant enough errors

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so that people who use
them get a lower grade.

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In a way, I'm actually
balancing out the universe.

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But you end up on top of the universe.

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Asher, I'm not forcing anyone
to take the hot shots. Okay?

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In fact, I'm teaching people a lesson

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on not taking the easy way out by
relying on other people's notes.

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Get on board, man. I'm just
trying to do the right thing.

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No! The right thing is to tell
Wei Jun you lost her notes

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and then we start the study group.

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Nah. This is easier.

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Hey, Captain America.

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Just your usual gram of weed?

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Nah. You got any meth?

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Whoa. You kids grow up so fast.

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- Yeah, how much do you want?
- All of it.

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- All of it?
- Yeah.

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I just want to get out of
my comfort zone, you know?

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Challenge myself to try new things.

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Oh. You're trying meth for
personal development?

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Yeah. Yeah. All about that PD.
Be your best. Nothing less.

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Yeah, well, there is a lot
here for personal development.

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Just don't fuckin' OD on me,
yeah, and cause a crackdown?

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Of course. I'd never
do that to a friend.

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Yeah, here you go.

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This shortage of cold
and flu tablets, mate,

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it's killing the meth trade.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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I mean, usually it's meth
that does the killing, right?

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That's not even funny.

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Just kiddin'. Hey? Get goin'. Get goin'.

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Okay. I got the meth.

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Okay, that's good. I'm
nearly ready to cook.

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You know, I think it's cool

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we're taking this harmful
thing off the streets.

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It's almost like we're
doing a community service.

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Yeah. Whatever.

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Just don't touch the hydrochloric
acid, it melt your face off.

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In fact, don't touch anything!
This a very delicate process.

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Okay. Gotcha.

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Hey! What you doing?

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I've never tried meth before.

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Just wanted to see what it was
like before we used it all up.

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What are you, crazy?

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- This shit destroys lives.
- Sorry.

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Fucking idiot.

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Okay. Let's make some study aids.

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There's your half.

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Whoa! This is enough pills
to stay awake forever!

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Yeah. Be careful with that.

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This is 95% enantiomerically
pure pseudoephedrine.

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Awesome. Wait. What does that mean?

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It mean that good shit and I'm the best.

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Yep. We're the best.

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Okay, see you later. I
have A+ to study for.

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Oh, okay. I thought we...

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I mean, I can study here
with you, if you want?

249
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,279
No, we done here. Thank you very much.

250
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,839
Oh.

251
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,200
- Do you want to grab some food?
- No. Okay, see you. Bye.

252
00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,199
Is there any chance we'll start
this study group tonight?

253
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,439
No, Asher, I don't have time
for study group, all right?

254
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,999
I've got to finish these hot shots notes

255
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,479
and get them on the
street before morning.

256
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,119
Also, I'm out of cold and flu tablets.

257
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,839
Wow, who would have thought
failing an entire year level

258
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:10,960
would be so exhausting?

259
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,719
I'm not failing anybody.

260
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,839
I'm giving everyone a B,
they should be grateful.

261
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,239
B for boy. B for balloon. B for bee.

262
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,119
Craig, what's wrong?

263
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,999
I'm so bummed out.

264
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,479
B for bummed.

265
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,039
I thought Elvin and I
were finally friends.

266
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:29,199
Turns out he was just using me
for a little something something.

267
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,119
Craig, Elvin's a selfish fuck, man.

268
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,759
Why would you want to
hang out with someone

269
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,199
who's just trying to do
things to benefit himself?

270
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,639
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Thanks, man.

271
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,879
Hey, you got any more cold
and flu tablets, by any chance?

272
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,159
Yeah. I got a whole new batch.

273
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,120
All right. Whoo!

274
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,639
Ronny! Jeez. Go easy!

275
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,079
Yeah, those ones have a bit more
kick in them than usual, okay?

276
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,360
So make sure you're not having
them on an empty stomach.

277
00:12:56,080 --> 00:13:00,399
Breakfast! Most important meal
of the motherfucking day. Whoo!

278
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,519
Hey, Captain America. I told
you, I got no meth left, mate.

279
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,839
Nah, nah, man, I got something
for you, okay? Check this out.

280
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,199
- Are those cold and flu tablets?
- Yep.

281
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,399
95% 'entiamorejfasfecent' pure.

282
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,679
- Where'd you get this many of 'em?
- I made 'em.

283
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:59,559
You made these? Can you show me how?

284
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:03,160
Yeah. Sure. I mean, I guess
that's what friends are for, right?

285
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,999
Whoo!

286
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,159
Yes!

287
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,479
Guys!

288
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:17,239
The mysterious good Samaritan just
released version 2.0 of their notes.

289
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,679
- Everyone is sharing it around.
- Yes!

290
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:23,239
I cannot believe people just blindly
trust these anonymous notes!

291
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,759
I know. How can anyone believe
someone would just give them

292
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,400
all their hard work for nothing?

293
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,359
Wait a minute.

294
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,599
I didn't expect you
to give me all your hard work

295
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,119
for nothing.

296
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,440
That's what friends are for.

297
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,279
Wow, you weren't wrong. Wei
Jun's notes are pretty amazing.

298
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,959
Look at the artistry of this.

299
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,399
Don't touch them!

300
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:53,160
They were hot shots from the start!

301
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,519
What?

302
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,199
Hey?

303
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,239
I know you're studying, but I just
gotta help a friend real quick, okay?

304
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,359
Hi!

305
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,679
Sweet set-up, man.

306
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,319
What the hell?! Who are you?

307
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,639
So this is your little personal
development programme?

308
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,760
Told you it was cool.

309
00:15:17,761 --> 00:15:19,359
Are you going to show
me how you made them?

310
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,520
Yeah. Sure. Okay.

311
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:22,759
So you get this stereosonic
endomorphic and you mix that

312
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,279
with the hypercolour crystal...

313
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,480
Stop it! This is not toy!

314
00:15:25,481 --> 00:15:27,159
Actually...

315
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,439
Elvin knows it better than I do.

316
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,239
Oh, well, if you don't mind.

317
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,840
Both of you get out now.

318
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,079
Oh, okay, we'll go.

319
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,519
Not until you and you

320
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,079
show me how you make
these cold and flu pills!

321
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,160
Okay, okay. Take it easy!

322
00:15:43,161 --> 00:15:44,519
Now!

323
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,399
The recipe is on my laptop,
let me just bring it up for you.

324
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,279
Yeah, that's fine. Just
give me the laptop.

325
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,280
Can I just email to you?

326
00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:51,999
I'm in the middle of writing
notes for this exam.

327
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,319
I'm not gonna ask you again.

328
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,159
Give me the laptop, and
those cold and flu pills.

329
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,959
Hey, man, this isn't how friends
treat partners of friends.

330
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,199
Just give me the stuff!

331
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,759
Oh, if you want it, you're going
to have to fight us for it.

332
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,239
What?

333
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,520
Okay.

334
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,679
What happened to you guys?

335
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,359
We made our own cold and flu
tablets from meth and got mugged.

336
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,879
You know... that is the last time
I trust a violent drug dealer.

337
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,319
You know what? I don't even care.

338
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,639
All right, the exam's tomorrow,
I don't have any decent notes,

339
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,959
and I have a splitting headache.

340
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,439
The drug dealer stole
my property law notes.

341
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,440
Why?

342
00:16:29,441 --> 00:16:31,479
Because he want to start his own
legal practice? I don't know!

343
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,039
Wait! Hang on. I got it. I got it.

344
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,239
Tomorrow, before the exam, we set
off the fire alarm. Problem solved.

345
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,919
Yeah! We could light
the garbage bin on fire.

346
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,839
That should be enough to
trigger the sprinklers!

347
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,999
- Okay, we'll need matches and masks.
- Enough!

348
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,359
How about instead of trying to cut
corners with more dumb ideas,

349
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:51,239
you all sit down with the
time you have left and study.

350
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,359
Well, for one thing,
there's not enough time.

351
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,199
And for a second thing, we
don't have any decent notes!

352
00:16:56,200 --> 00:17:00,359
Well, if we combine our resources,
and we coach each other through it,

353
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,119
we should be able to write
new notes by exam time!

354
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,479
I.e., form a study group!

355
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,159
I've got my handwritten
notes. What have you got?

356
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,399
I've got the crappy notes
I've been writing all semester.

357
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,919
I have really, really smart brain.

358
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,959
I got lots of study drugs.

359
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,759
Were those up your arsehole?

360
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,400
No. Gross. They were
between my leg and my balls.

361
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,840
All right. Study group!

362
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,279
Good morning, Mrs Chieng!

363
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,399
Ronny? What are you doing?

364
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,559
What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm studying for my exams!

365
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,799
It's like in 30 minutes!

366
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,359
- Have you been studying all night?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

367
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,879
It's like you say, gotta stay focused,

368
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,359
gotta put the work in, no shortcuts!

369
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:37,359
Yeah. That's great! You sound
so much more alert than usual!

370
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,719
- How is study going?
- It's going great!

371
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,639
Been on a roll, got some help
from friends, almost done.

372
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,759
I feel like a shark, gotta
keep moving, I can't breathe.

373
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:47,279
Okay, Ronny. I'm so proud of you!

374
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,679
Thanks, Mum. I love you too.

375
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,319
You should call more often.
I love talking to you.

376
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,039
Goodbye, my son! I love you.

377
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,840
- All right. I love you too, Mum. Bye!
- Goodbye, my son!

378
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,039
You know, I think she likes
me better when I'm on drugs.

379
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,719
Okay, Gilmore Girls, print
that out. Let's go, go, go!

380
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,000
All right! Go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go!

381
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,639
Ronny, are you okay?

382
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,680
Yeah. I'm the best. Never
better. Top of my game.

383
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:42,079
Okay! The exam is
two hours. Your time...

384
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,999
starts now...

385
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,999
now... now...

386
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,879
Don't touch my egg tart!

387
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:57,879
- Are you studying hard?
- Focus on your fear!

388
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,719
Law is conflict.

389
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,839
Conflict is law.

390
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:05,239
Ronny! Have you had dinner yet?

391
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,719
He's gonna chop your dick
off, Mr Angry Asian Man.

392
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,560
Cheers, everyone.
To international experiences.

393
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,719
Don't forget to go all
the way down the shaft.

394
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,240
No pain, no grain.

395
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,439
Like a diamond on Viagra hard.

396
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,559
I am the very model of a modern
major theatre performer.

397
00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:29,079
I stole her course guide!

398
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,719
This isn't just some TV show about you.

399
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,600
What are you waiting for?!

400
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,559
This pub is adjourned.

401
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,079
Bad boy need to get a spanking.

402
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,919
Misbehaving, huh?

403
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,279
And...

404
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,440
pens down!

405
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,000
Shit!

406
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:05,160
Yeah, that exam was even
tougher than I thought.

407
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,999
Hey. What did you get for question two?

408
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,079
And did you find question three
way harder than question four?

409
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,119
Asher, please, can we stop
talking about the exam?

410
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,759
It's over. I don't want
to think about it.

411
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,639
Yeah. We just had enough cold
and flu tablets to kill a horse.

412
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,799
Oh, wait.

413
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,279
You idiots didn't take
cold and flu tablets

414
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,719
to improve your exam
performance, did you?

415
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,159
- No. No.
- Not at all.

416
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,960
Come on. Hand 'em over.

417
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,840
I'll take one just to
make sure they're legit.

418
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,519
They're legit.

419
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,399
Oh, they're better than legit.

420
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,359
Whoo!

421
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,959
Hey! Wei Jun!

422
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,159
I know what you did, and you
didn't get away with it.

423
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,039
What are you talking about?

424
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,519
You gave me shitty notes

425
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,399
so I would poison the whole
year level with them.

426
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,479
But guess what? It didn't work,
because I poisoned myself.

427
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,959
What?

428
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,599
The notes I gave you are the
exact same ones I'm using today.

429
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,319
Nope. Don't believe it.

430
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,999
See, right here.

431
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,079
It is... the exact same one you gave me.

432
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,639
You are a good friend.

433
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,439
Hey, guys! Whoa. Huh.

434
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,959
Tough exam, huh?

435
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,159
Can we please stop
talking about the exam?

436
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,759
Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah.

437
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,959
I hope you guys did not use the
notes I was telling you about

438
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,039
because I found some
errors in version 2.0

439
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,759
which made people worry about 1.0.

440
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,080
So I think most people
did not use any of them.

441
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,799
So people just used their own notes.

442
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,959
I guess you did balance
out the universe.

443
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,519
But I ended up on the bottom.

444
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,999
Well, at least everyone
worked together for once.

445
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,879
Can we please save the moral of
the story for some other time?

446
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,520
I'm way too tired.

447
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,480
Slacker.

448
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,239
Come on. Maybe you passed.

449
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:56,120
My answer to question five was a
whale jumping over a unicorn.

450
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,960
Oh, okay.

451
00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:04,594
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