1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:02,710 {\an8}[male presenter] Brought to you by So-and-So's Singing Telegrams. 2 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:04,838 {\an8}For urgent info that's gotta be sung. 3 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:08,633 {\an8}- [singers vocalizing] - [♪ joyful music playing] 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:12,052 - [server] Two cherry limeades! - You know, it ain't much. 5 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:15,431 Just a humble soda on a regular old Friday. 6 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:18,017 But Barr, it's great to be here. 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,854 - What is this, a wedding? Cheers already! - [♪ music cuts off] 8 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:25,191 - [both laugh, slurp] - [♪ dramatic tune plays over TV] 9 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:28,111 We're in luck, folks. The new Chubbles Wubbington movie 10 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,696 starts filming today. 11 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,283 [gasps] Ooh! Ooh! Sir, could you turn it up? 12 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:39,539 Yup, and they're filming right at our historic Tabletown Studios. 13 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:43,709 [gasps] The greatest actor in the history of the world is coming to Tabletown? 14 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,921 - [♪ perky tune playing] - We're rich! No, wait, we're famous! 15 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,633 Way better. We could get our own selfie with Chubbles! 16 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:53,761 The Chubbles? Our Chubbles? The mailbox I've been quoting 17 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,514 - since I was three years old? - [Kiff] Yes. 18 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:59,600 The mailbox I wanna get a thigh tattoo of once I turn 18? 19 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,770 - Yes. - [yells] The mailbox 20 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:05,606 I drew tiny pictures of all over my sheets 21 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:08,317 after my mom said we couldn't get the real ones, 22 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:11,946 and then I said it's my birthday, and she said they're expensive, 23 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,824 and I say they got a high cotton thread count? 24 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,701 Yes! So, wanna go hang out at the studio gates till we see him? 25 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:20,914 [grunts] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 26 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,959 [groans] I don't know how to do this! I don't know how I'm doing it! 27 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,628 It's coming out naturally! 28 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:35,262 - [birds chirping] - [♪ whimsical music playing] 29 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:38,389 - [gasps] Here he comes! - [car engine approaching] 30 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,766 [camera shutters clicking] 31 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,184 You get any? 32 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:45,897 No. Just us and the limo. No Chubbles. 33 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,568 - Same. Aw. - [♪ somber music playing] 34 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,073 [♪ music fades] 35 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:07,419 Kifferson! I have an idea. 36 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:11,381 All right, large group of bunnies and squirrels, follow me. 37 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,465 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - Boy, so many bunnies and squirrels. 38 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,093 It is hard to keep track of. 39 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:19,764 There could be anyone in a group this size. Anywho, this way! 40 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,687 - [grunts] - [grunts, groans] 41 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:30,942 - [grunts] Great idea, buddy. We're in. - Let's find Chubbles. 42 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,861 They're simply going to have to cast someone else. 43 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:38,032 I don't have this role in me. I... I can't pretend to hate kids. 44 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:41,869 Yes, you can. It's acting. You gotta go method. 45 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,039 Become the Rude Mailbox. 46 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,459 There's a couple of kids right there! Be rude to 'em. 47 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:51,045 Okay, but only on the condition that you let them know 48 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:53,632 that it's simply acting practice. 49 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:58,178 [chuckles] Of course. I'm nothing if not a consummate profesh. 50 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:03,350 You two! How would you like to meet the Chubbles Wubbington? 51 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,769 - Would we ever? - Would we ever? 52 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,979 Great, he's in his trailer. 53 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:12,692 You just gotta know one very important thing. 54 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:14,652 - [headset ringing] - [chuckles] Hey! 55 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:18,906 - My favorite stunt choreographer. - Classic agent, right? 56 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,450 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 57 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,833 Oh, hello. 58 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:33,838 Uh, Flam... spoke to you, yes? 59 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,884 And you're sure you want to do this? 60 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:43,056 [huffs] Here goes nothing. 61 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,519 [♪ menacing music playing] 62 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,854 [groans] What do you want? 63 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,315 Wha... what? 64 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:56,152 "Wha... what"? You knocked on my door. What do you want? 65 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:01,116 - Uh, a selfie? - [Chubbles] A... a... a... a... a selfie! 66 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:02,741 - [mumbles] Go. - You go. 67 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,369 - Let's go together. - Okay. 68 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,871 - [whimpers] Say cheese. - What are you doing? 69 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,623 [yells] You think a guy like me has time for selfies 70 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,834 - with booger-eating kids like you? - We're so sorry! 71 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,670 - [Chubbles] Scram! - [both scream] 72 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,881 Phew! [sighs] 73 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:24,014 - This is the worst day of my life. - [doorbell dinging] 74 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,934 Is there a Kiff and a Barry here? 75 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,352 Yeah. 76 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,729 - [♪ jolly music plays over speaker] - [sings] ♪ Today was great ♪ 77 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,188 ♪ You nailed it ♪ 78 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:37,067 ♪ Come back again We'll readmit you to the set ♪ 79 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:40,196 ♪ Oh, we invite you back At the break of dawn! ♪ 80 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:45,743 ♪ To Tabletown Studios, no plus-ones! Seriously, no plus-ones ♪ 81 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:50,664 - ♪ From your pal, Chubbles Wubbington ♪ - [♪ music concludes] 82 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:54,501 What? He wants us to come back? I thought he hated us. 83 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:56,379 He probably wants to apologize. 84 00:04:56,504 --> 00:05:00,133 It's a big deal for a mailbox to send a singing telegram. 85 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,844 [♪ upbeat music playing] 86 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,931 Uh, Rita, I must apologize. I'm an oily mess. 87 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,933 All good, sweet stuff. 88 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,979 Hi, Chubbles. We're here for our apology. 89 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,315 - Excuse me for one moment, Rita. - [♪ menacing music playing] 90 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,818 You loud, nosy, dirty, 91 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:24,866 "Mommy drove me here. Tuck me in, Mommy." Little aliens! 92 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,870 All living creatures should be adults! 93 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,873 - [♪ music concludes] - Rita? 94 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,586 "Tuck me in, Mommy?" 95 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,797 [birds chirping] 96 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:42,217 Chubbles has invited you to... [exhales] ...meet him at the snack table. 97 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,302 - [both] He likes us? - [♪ exciting music playing] 98 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,472 [♪ dramatic metal music playing] 99 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:48,807 He hates us! 100 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,184 [Kiff] He likes us! 101 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,479 He hates us! 102 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,357 He likes us! 103 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,692 He hates us! 104 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,319 He likes us! 105 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,989 [plane engine rumbling] 106 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:07,742 Yeah, he definitely hates us, right? 107 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,494 - Unless... - Unless... 108 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,495 - [♪ menacing music playing] - Don't you guys have any self-respect? 109 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,373 What are you even doing here? 110 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,873 You keep inviting us back! 111 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:18,545 [Chubbles] Well, now I'm inviting you to go get me some coffee. Now! 112 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,091 [♪ perky ambient music playing] 113 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:29,681 {\an8}[Barry] "Never give up." "Hurt people... hurt people." 114 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:31,891 'Kay. 115 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,767 {\an8}- Barry, that's it! - [♪ quirky music playing] 116 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,936 {\an8}Chubbles probably fell on hard times 117 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,981 {\an8}when he was younger and still carries that hurt with him. 118 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,941 {\an8}This isn't about us! 119 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,610 {\an8}Maybe we can help him heal from whatever made him so mean, 120 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:45,405 {\an8}and then we can get our selfie. 121 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,409 [birds chirping] 122 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:56,082 - Are you Chubbles Wubbington's mother? - Yes, I'm Lena Chubbs. 123 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,917 Oh, thank goodness. We're trying to figure out 124 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,337 why Chubbles is the way that he is. 125 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:04,340 Oh, I knew this day would come. Follow me. 126 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,678 [♪ gentle ambient music playing] 127 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:16,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 128 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,814 - It's time the world knew. - [♪ tense music playing] 129 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,282 The moment of truth. 130 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,785 [♪ gentle lullaby playing] 131 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,874 [Kiff] These aren't hard times. 132 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,084 Chubbles looks like the happiest kid in the world. 133 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:45,089 - That's why he is the way he is. - [♪ lullaby concludes] 134 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:48,508 Why did you say you knew this day would come then? 135 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,220 [chuckles] Oh, well, I... 136 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:54,014 Aren't you here to inform me of an award for World's Greatest Mum? 137 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:58,478 No, we're trying to find out why Chubbles is so mean! Look! 138 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,563 Did you threaten him? 139 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:05,275 No, we were trying to take a selfie. We're huge fans, but then this! 140 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:10,365 What? He loves selfies with his fans. Just look at his selfie wall. 141 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,451 He's nothing but lovely to everyone. 142 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,161 He is? 143 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:18,414 - This must be about you two. - [♪ dubious music playing] 144 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:21,709 [♪ laid-back music playing] 145 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,044 [both slurp] 146 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,421 Your egg cream making you feel any better? 147 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,382 - No. - Me neither. 148 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:32,552 It's reminding me of the obscure Chubbles classic, Can You Mail Eggs? 149 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:35,848 - Can't ever watch that again. - Yeah. Or any of his other movies. 150 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,600 - Which is like 90% of all movies. - [♪ dramatic tune plays over TV] 151 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:43,356 And now, let's take a look at the trailer for Chubbles Wubbington's new movie. 152 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,651 - Please change the channel. - This hurts so much. 153 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,404 [Rad over TV] See Chubbles like you've never seen him before. 154 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,196 - [♪ melodramatic music playing] - You're annoying! 155 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:55,326 You got a creepy walk! You smell like sourdough starter! 156 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,620 [Rad] Being mean to kids! 157 00:08:57,745 --> 00:09:01,040 Hey, stay on the bus until you turn 40! 158 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:03,501 - "Tuck me in, Mommy." Little aliens! - Leave it. 159 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,920 Behind the scenes, Chubbles Wubbington went full method. 160 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:10,382 {\an8}Embodying the character of Rude Mailbox in real life 161 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,552 {\an8}allowed him to create this unforgettable performance. 162 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,847 {\an8}- [♪ pleasant music playing] - It was a struggle, but something clicked 163 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:20,226 {\an8}when these two kids on set agreed to be my rehearsal partners. 164 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,811 I wish we'd had the chance to agree to something like that. 165 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,980 - [Chubbles] Uh-huh! - So, who are these young, 166 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:28,318 - heroic Tabletonians? - Yeah, who? 167 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:32,739 We've tracked 'em down, Tippy. Now, let's meet 'em. 168 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:36,117 Barry? It's us! 169 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:38,410 - [♪ uplifting music playing] - Oh! 170 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,997 - The-- It was for-- - He was just... doing the-- 171 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:46,418 Kiff, Barry, a big hearty thank you from Chubbles and everyone at the studio. 172 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:51,298 You've got two VIP passes to the red carpet premiere! 173 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:55,428 - He likes us! [sobs] - He likes us! [sobs] 174 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,682 - Yes. [sobs heavily] - [sobs heavily] 175 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,309 - [camera shutters clicking] - [crowd cheering] 176 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,228 [♪ glorifying music playing] 177 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:07,523 [crowd exclaiming, whistling] 178 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,987 - Kiff, Barry! Oh, you were incredible. - [♪ light-hearted music playing] 179 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,489 I'm so glad I finally get to speak to you like this. 180 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,700 It was truly so stressful, but... 181 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,952 we couldn't have made Rude Mailbox without you two. 182 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,246 - Really? - Wow. 183 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,791 - What do you say we take that selfie-- - We don't have time for selfies. 184 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,711 Yeah, not with booger-eating mailboxes like you. 185 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:30,296 [♪ menacing music playing] 186 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,634 - [both laugh] - [♪ light-hearted music continues] 187 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,220 [chuckles] 188 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,431 - You'll all be the death of me. - [camera shutter clicks] 189 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,683 [clock ticking] 190 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:50,024 [♪ upbeat music playing] 191 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,006 [♪ upbeat music concludes] 191 00:11:15,305 --> 00:12:15,719 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm