1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:02,877 {\an8}[narrator] Brought to you by Tom's Indoor Traffic Cones. 2 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:05,047 {\an8}Let's keep hallways safe, people. 3 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:13,013 [♪ soothing melody plays] 4 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:17,392 Good morning, Table Town School. Here are today's announcements. 5 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:21,146 Secretary Prince's borrowable stapler has staples in it again. 6 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:24,733 [clears throat] The West Hallway is closed 2:00 to 3:00 p.m. 7 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,235 for spring waxing. 8 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,695 Please keep that clear. Thank you. 9 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:29,862 Quote of the day: 10 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,783 "Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it." 11 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,160 Mm. What a classic. 12 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,372 Ugh. P.S. is a sweetie, 13 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,459 but his announcements are a snooze-fest. 14 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,670 [Sweepy Steve] It wasn't always like this. 15 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,050 [♪ intriguing music playing] 16 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:00,519 Uh, nice storage closet, Sweeps. 17 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:08,359 [♪ morning announcements theme music playing] 18 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,946 - Today's lunch? - Spanakopita! 19 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,238 Just kidding. [chuckles] 20 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,324 It's eggplant parm. What else would it be? 21 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,536 - [both gasp] - Kids got to do the announcements? 22 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:20,455 - [electricity zaps] - [both gasp] 23 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,165 [♪ rousing music playing] 24 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,168 Please. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please! 25 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,714 [Barry] Announcements for kids, by kids! 26 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:31,382 Look, Barry, it's not that I don't want you to do them, 27 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:34,511 it's that doing them that way caused school-wide chaos. 28 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,846 Forget all that. That's ancient history. 29 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,891 History never repeats itself. 30 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:42,227 Thought you'd be way more cool about this, Secretary. 31 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,147 I'm cool. I'm-- I'm a cool guy. 32 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:49,275 Fine. J-- Okay. Look, just as long as it doesn't become some big production. 33 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:52,070 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - [Kiff] Breaking Announcements. 34 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:55,574 [Barry] Yes! Your school every morning. 35 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:05,250 ♪ Hello and welcome Today's top story ♪ 36 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,961 ♪ The morning announcements are no longer boring ♪ 37 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,838 ♪ No more snoring and falling... ♪ 38 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,465 - [snores] - ♪ ...asleep on your feet ♪ 39 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:14,425 {\an8}♪ We'll be bringing you news at breakneck speed ♪ 40 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,888 ♪ So, for up-to-date hard-hitting news today ♪ 41 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:20,682 [both] ♪ It's time for us to say... ♪ 42 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:25,144 {\an8}♪ Good morning Table Town School! ♪ 43 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:29,148 - ♪ That's you! ♪ - ♪ Are you ready for breaking news? ♪ 44 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,859 ♪ We're coming in hot with... ♪ 45 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,904 ♪ Figures and facts Info and stats ♪ 46 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,404 {\an8}♪ We've got the "Weather with Trevor" ♪ 47 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,073 ♪ We've got the Sport Report ♪ 48 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:40,452 ♪ The stapler thief still has not been caught ♪ 49 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,453 ♪ Ooh ♪ 50 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,498 ♪ Good morning Table Town School! ♪ 51 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,791 We're crossing over live 52 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,710 to Liz Kay for all your playground updates. 53 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,631 {\an8}[crickets chirping] 54 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,468 {\an8}♪ Good morning Table Town School! ♪ 55 00:02:57,469 --> 00:03:00,722 - [both] ♪ That's you! ♪ - ♪ Are you ready for breaking news? ♪ 56 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,391 {\an8}- [chomps] - ♪ We're coming in hot with... ♪ 57 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:06,395 {\an8}♪ Figures and facts Info and stats ♪ 58 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:09,522 ♪ We got "Slay With Renée!" "What's To Munch For Lunch?" ♪ 59 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,859 ♪ A studio performance from DJ Brunch ♪ 60 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,777 ♪ Ooh ♪ 61 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:18,114 ♪ Good morning Table Town School ♪ 62 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:21,451 A TTS alumni who invites all your parents to use 63 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,662 his accounting services. 64 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,164 Is this boring? 65 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,333 In academic news, the book fair will extend 66 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:33,797 its run by two weeks, now ending in two weeks. 67 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,383 I think it's bad, Bar. 68 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,719 {\an8}Oh, you want to turn on this box with the word ratings on it? 69 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,638 {\an8}- To know for sure? - Huh. 70 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,725 {\an8}Oh, yikes. 71 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:47,227 It's lower than when Principal Secretary was doing them. 72 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,813 Okay, we need some pizazz, some spark. 73 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,440 Candle, jazz it up for sports. 74 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:55,443 And now for sports news-uh! 75 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:59,739 The Ultimate team will meet after School-io. 76 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,784 If you could even call Ultimate a sport. 77 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,414 [chuckles, inhales] Uh, apologies, viewers. 78 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,125 I don't believe our camera tech knows that she's miked. 79 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,710 [chuckles] So, we here at Good Morning Table Town School 80 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,129 believe Ultimate is a sport. 81 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,007 [Renée] Uh, it's not like a real sport. 82 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:21,344 Do I tell you how to operate the camera, Renée? 83 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:25,139 It's a sport. [inhales] So stop saying it's not a sport. 84 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,851 Not a sport. 85 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,479 Barry, cut the feed. 86 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,981 {\an8}Wait. Oh. [chuckles] 87 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:37,402 {\an8}You like it when they argue, huh? [chuckles] 88 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:41,364 {\an8}Ultimate was officially recognized as a sport over a decade ago. 89 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:44,326 {\an8}By who? Not by me. Sports have to be hard, 90 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,578 {\an8}- a little scary, and cool. - Tennis isn't scary. 91 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,705 {\an8}I've had tennis-based nightmares. 92 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,833 {\an8}Ultimate is scary. The name is intense. 93 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,542 {\an8}Ultimate? Come on! 94 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,711 {\an8}It's the cool part that's lacking. 95 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,380 {\an8}Ultimate's not cool. 96 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,132 [♪ inspirational music playing] 97 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:04,012 Billiam, hold cam one on Candle. Barry, zoom in on Trev. 98 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,556 Camera three, cut to Reggie. 99 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,309 Ready to help if needed. 100 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,521 Juice causes brain rot. 101 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:16,107 I propose drinking directly from the coconut. 102 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,152 Way too hairy. I say decaf tea. 103 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,071 Seltzer is a basic right. 104 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:24,491 I do my best thinking after a cola. [slurps] 105 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,118 Velcro isn't the problem. 106 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,913 [student 1] Radiators, end of discussion! 107 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,665 Name tags? They're hostile. 108 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,583 [student 2] People claim they're carpooling. 109 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:34,751 [student 3] Slippers are shoes! 110 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,126 Lines. Who needs them? 111 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,754 [student 4] Polka dot phone cases: a City Hall PsyOp? 112 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,339 Cafeteria trays, what aren't they telling us? 113 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,259 Macaroni art. Where does it all go? 114 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:45,554 {\an8}- [babbles indistinctly] - No, no, no. 115 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:49,266 {\an8}- Nuh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! - [yelps] 116 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:50,642 [Reggie] I don't care about your dumb issue! 117 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:54,646 {\an8}- [Candle] Uh-uh! [yelling] - [Reggie] No, no, no, no! 118 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:00,860 [slurps, spits] There's a kid stuck in a ditch in the hallway? 119 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,696 - Is he okay? - Yep. 120 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,990 But wait, didn't we have that in our announcements 121 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,034 to keep clear of that hallway because of construction? 122 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,370 Yeah, but we ran over yesterday. 123 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,288 Shoot. That was important info. 124 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,916 Well, now, it's a big story. 125 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,543 The question is, whose fault is it? 126 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,755 It's Ditch Kid's fault. He should have seen those cones. 127 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,632 [Ditch Kid] I was watching your show! 128 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,177 We've got to get to the bottom of this. 129 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,388 [Ditch Kid] I am at the bottom of this. 130 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,389 Here's what I want to know. 131 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,852 {\an8}Should we put a hat on him, so he's easier to look at? 132 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,813 Let's go to Hat Chat to figure it out. 133 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,279 - That is a visor. - It's a hat! 134 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,865 {\an8}Well, by your logic, this is a hat. 135 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,700 {\an8}Well, why don't we talk to an expert? 136 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,204 {\an8}What do we think? 137 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,915 - Cowboy! - Sailor! 138 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,500 - Fedora! - Fedora! 139 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,795 [shouting indistinctly] 140 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,303 P.S. was right. 141 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,765 This is out of control. I'm pulling the plug. 142 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,937 [tone beeping] 143 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,813 - Are we down? - We're down. 144 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,400 Power's down. We're not broadcasting. 145 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,445 It's over, Barry. [exhales] This was a failed experiment. 146 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,613 [electricity zaps] 147 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,702 Oh, never mind. We're back up. 148 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,372 What? How? 149 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,748 Emergency generator up and running. 150 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:40,961 The Ultimate team thanks Reggie for his noble service. 151 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,380 - Ultimate team? - [groans] 152 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,841 Trevor said beanie, and I agree. 153 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,677 [scoffs] Bucket hat. 154 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,390 Mr. RiPeppa, uh, don't you have a class to teach? 155 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,765 Eh, what's the point? 156 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,976 Everyone's glued to the Ditch Kid story. 157 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,602 I'll check back in four hours 158 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,772 to see if the announcements are still running. 159 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,233 [all clamoring] 160 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:07,152 Hey, I'm gonna need you to stop arguing and tell everyone else 161 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,446 to stop arguing, too. This has turned into 162 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:12,200 - an unreasonable distrac-- - Sure, we'll do that. 163 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,952 Oh, thank you, Renée. 164 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,704 For a price. 165 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,122 I'm thinking sodas, but not colas. 166 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,415 We're still debating cola. 167 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:22,877 - [groans] Look, can't you just-- - Sodas! Now! Chop chop! 168 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:30,884 [pants] Okay, what are your sodas besides colas? 169 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,887 Oh, you came on a great day for non-colas. 170 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,765 Our specials are some of the best we ever had. 171 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,184 Number one is a Key Lime Ricky. 172 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,561 A lot of people say no to using Key limes in a Ricky 173 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,604 because the classic is just regs lime, 174 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,648 but that's where I disagree. 175 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,609 [distorted voice] See, my family, the Key Lime, 176 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:49,779 - that was the cornerstone of... - [♪ menacing music playing] 177 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,114 ...dation of the Ricky. To spice it up. 178 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,782 To say, hey, how you doing? 179 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,243 Oh, here's a little tropical something for your taste buds. 180 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,872 What are your sodas? Give me the info. No opinion. 181 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,460 Okay, I will have four orange fizzes. 182 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,756 Thank you. Gosh, why was that so hard? 183 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,884 Can't I just get the facts? The boring facts? 184 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,095 [gasps] Wait a minute. 185 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:21,019 [pants] Facts are better than opinions! 186 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,438 Boring things are nice! They're beautiful and clear, 187 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,858 and respectful of everyone's time! 188 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:34,324 [grunts] I was wrong about the announcements needing to be fun! 189 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:37,202 Clear, direct facts is what we need! 190 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:38,995 Facts are where it's at. 191 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,289 [softly chuckles] Oh, please make them boring again. 192 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,960 [inhales deeply] It's the only way to stop the madness! 193 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,714 {\an8}[knuckles cracking] 194 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,967 [♪ soothing melody plays] 195 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,220 It's the most boring series of notes in music. 196 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,639 [intercom beeps] 197 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:05,105 [♪ soothing melody echoing] 198 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,193 [indistinct shouting halts] 199 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:18,074 200 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,996 - Neat. - [snores] 201 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:34,008 Good morning, Table Town School. Here are today's announcements. 202 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,843 Due to cloudless skies, 203 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,430 the playground slide will be a little hotter today. 204 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,348 {\an8}Please slide with caution. 205 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,893 {\an8}A number of hats have gone missing from Helen's Hat Box. 206 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,521 Please return if found. 207 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,775 [♪ cheerful music playing] 208 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,424 [♪ music concludes] 209 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,633 Chirp. 209 00:11:16,305 --> 00:12:16,203 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org