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{\an8}[Principal Secretary] Brought to you
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{\an8}Be you, but mysterious,
but you!
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{\an8}[Principal Secretary]
Ants on a log!
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{\an8}I have ants... on a log!
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{\an8}[chuckles] Ants?
On a log? For you?
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{\an8}They’re on a log.
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{\an8}We’ll take two!
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{\an8}[sighs] I’ll need to sell
more than that
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{\an8}to fix the cruddy, old
faculty lounge coffee machine.
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{\an8}How'd it break?
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It was under a lot of stress.
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[clamoring indistinctly]
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[clamoring indistinctly]
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{\an8}[both munch] Mm.
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{\an8}What? You don’t like
ants on a log?
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{\an8}I used to love these
as a little bird.
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{\an8}Everything looks healthy,
but none of it looks good.
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Hey, look, Helen has a table.
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{\an8}Health Muffins.
Buy 'em, don’t, I don’t care.
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{\an8}I bring coffee
from home now. [slurps]
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{\an8}[sniffs]
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{\an8}Helen, this is delicious!
Mm, mm, mm!
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I think I’m in love,
mm, with a muffin.
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{\an8}[clamoring, indistinct shouting]
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{\an8}[exclaims]
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{\an8}[grunts, sighs, chuckles]
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So, you want to join
the "Helen’s Muffins" Sales Team?
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Before you do,
I’ll need you to sign these NDAs.
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Wait, we don’t get to bake?
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No, I’m the "Muffin Lady."
I do the baking.
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You’re the salespeople.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah, then no.
I wanted to bake.
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{\an8}I’m excited to see you
doing something positive for once.
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I think the world
of sales sounds exciting.
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Muffins! Muffins!
Get your health muffins!
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They’re good for you!
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Ooh, yum! I’ll take ten.
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I’ll take 11!
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{\an8}Look, Bar, it’s Tippy
from Let’s Table That!
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She needs a muffin.
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Hey, Tippy, uh,
how about a free sample?
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While that does sound lovely,
I already had a treat today.
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Oh, not like this one.
It’s healthy.
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It’s delicious,
and it’s good for you.
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Oh, well, in that case...
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Oh, my, my, my, my, my!
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Welcome to Let’s Table That.
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Joining us today
is the creator
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of Table Town’s
latest health craze,
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Helen, of Helen’s Muffins.
But before we bring her on,
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I understand she made
an ad! Let’s take a look!
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♪ When you're lookin’
for a healthy treat to eat ♪
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♪ That’ll make ya shine
from fur to feet ♪
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♪ It’s really healthy
it’s plain to see ♪
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♪ But we really can’t
disclose the recipe ♪
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♪ But it’s chock-full
of vitamins D and C ♪
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♪ And all the other ones
from A to Z ♪
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♪ That’s right, I’m here
to change your life! ♪
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♪ What’s healthy
and it tastes real good? ♪
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♪ Helen’s Muffins
Helen’s Muffins! ♪
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♪ What’s your friend
and also your food? ♪
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♪ Helen’s Muffins
Helen’s Muffins ♪
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♪ That’s not all ♪
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- What?
- ♪ There’s still more! ♪
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♪ Are you ready for your dreams
to come true? ♪
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- ♪ Are you ready? ♪
- ♪ Helen's Muffins, Helen's Muffins ♪
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♪ Are you ready to break on through?
Come on, girl! ♪
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♪ Helen’s Muffins!
Helen's Muffins! ♪
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♪ Are you ready
for a whole new you? ♪
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♪ Helen’s Muffins!
Helen’s Muffins! ♪
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♪ Whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Are you ready... ♪
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- ♪ For Helen's Muffins? ♪
- ♪ Helen's Muffins! ♪
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♪ Helen's Muffins! ♪
[vocalizes]
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[♪ song concludes]
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Wow. Wow! And now,
introducing the witch
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behind Table Town’s
newest health craze,
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our resident Muffin Lady,
Helen!
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We’ve gotta start
by congratulating you
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on how quickly Helen’s Muffins
has taken off!
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It’s been such
an amazing journey, Tippy,
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and I did it all by myself!
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Ask me anything.
I’m an open book!
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Well, you’re juggling making
a treat that is so delicious,
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yet so healthy.
What’s your secret?
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What? I’m not telling you
my secrets!
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[distorted voice]
I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.
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W-- Why not?
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Not here.
Meet me after the show.
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[gulps, munches]
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Principal Secreta-- Mm.
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I think he wants
to be mysterious.
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Hello, Mysterious Character.
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So, you wanna talk
about Helen’s muffins?
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Listen carefully.
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The only way
to get to the truth
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is to focus on
"the ingredients."
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The ingredients?
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Yes. And ask yourselves,
what’s really going on
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beneath the muffin top?
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Ah, I’ve said too much.
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Why didn't you tell us
that at the studio,
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Mysterious Stranger?
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I was hungry!
You don’t mind paying, do you?
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I lost money
on the bake sale this year--
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I mean, the stock market.
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PS away!
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{\an8}[♪ tense music playing]
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{\an8}Well, I’m off to whip up
a new batch
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{\an8}of these miracle
health muffins.
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{\an8}- Great!
- Great!
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[computer beeps]
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Oh. Whoa. Holy smokes.
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Tell us, Professor Totsy.
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What terrible things
are in this muffin?
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I... I can’t.
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Why not?
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I can’t because according
to science,
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this isn’t a muffin...
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- It’s a cupcake!
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- A cupcake?
- A cupcake!
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Oh, no.
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What? That’s a very serious
accusation.
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And very wrong of you.
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Of course, my muffins
are muffins!
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Says so right here!
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Oh, give it up.
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We had them
scientifically analyzed!
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Fine, you’re both fired.
And you signed the NDA, right?
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Yes! But we don’t know
what that means.
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It means you can’t say
anything bad about my muffins.
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Why would anybody
sign something like that?
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[chuckles] I really don’t know.
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Barry, I don’t think
I can let this stand.
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It’s not right!
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[♪ mysterious music playing]
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[Helen yelps]
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[Helen chuckles]
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An oven thermometer?
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I think... Is this some kind
of reminder from Helen not to talk?
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Eh, what’s the message?
Is it like "the heat is on" or...?
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Eh.
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Either way, free thermometer.
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No. This pathetic attempt
at intimidation
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has only strengthened
my resolve.
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We have to let the public
know what Helen is up to.
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[phone ringing]
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Tippy Snooker.
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[distorted voice]
Tippy, I’m calling with a tip off.
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A tip off for Tippy. [chuckles]
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I’m listening.
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{\an8}What if I told you I have
a story
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{\an8}that’s gonna crack
Table Town wide open?
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Uh, well, we usually
do slice-of-life type of stories.
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{\an8}[shushes]
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{\an8}What if I told you
that Helen’s Muffins
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are actually... cupcakes?
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{\an8}How soon can you get here?
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- Were you followed?
- No.
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- And your informant?
- He’s safe.
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Good. Let’s get you both mic’d.
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[coughs]
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Okay, places, please.
In five, four...
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One moment. I’m sorry,
but our bombshell
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muffin-cake exposé
was just shut down
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by the powers that be.
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Shut it down, people!
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[bells ringing]
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Wait, what?
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Who are the powers that be?
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Me... am the powers that be.
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Glarbin?
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Yes. [munches]
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Glarbin, you can’t do this.
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We have to tell people
the truth.
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Do we though?
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If Tabletonians discovered
that the healthy muffins
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they’ve been eating
are actually cupcakes,
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it would destroy public faith
in our basic institutions.
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People need something
to believe in.
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- But the cupcakes!
- But the... But the cupcakes!
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Sorry!
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[laughs] Oh, welcome back
to Let’s Table That.
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I’m your host, Tippy Snooker.
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Tonight’s story: "Rubbing your belly
while patting your head."
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Science fiction,
or the latest teen craze?
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We investigate.
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[scoffs] Oh, it’s not over yet.
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- Here are the cold, hard facts!
- The muffin is no muffin.
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It’s a cupcake, everyone!
It’s a cupcake, not a muffin.
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- It is instead a cupcake.
- A regular, sugar-laden cupcake.
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Well, I’m sick of it!
Deal with it, Mom!
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[groans] I am done with muffins.
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Oh, my gosh, Helen.
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You’re ready to do
the right thing, finally?
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The what? No.
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Now, that I’m the Muffin Lady,
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my agent will only send me
out for silent baker roles.
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I’m never making
a muffin again.
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You never made a muffin
to begin with!
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- The power of protest.
- The power of protest.
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The ants are the raisins.
[munches]
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[♪ end credit music playing]
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{\an8}[♪ end credit music concludes]
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