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{\an8}[narrator 2] Brought to you
by Mellow Margot's Massage Chairs.
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{\an8}We'll push you around... in a good way.
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{\an8}[♪ upbeat pop music playing]
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[♪ music concludes]
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[♪ dreamy chiming]
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Hey, thanks for coming
to the mall with me, you two.
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Psh, are you kidding?
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We love getting to hang with you.
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Yeah, you're the older sister
in our lives.
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Aww. Let's take a selfie.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[♪ soft ambient music
playing over speakers]
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What's this line for?
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Hmm, what is this line for?
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Hey, Rob Sadly, what's this line for?
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We're waiting to purchase Jan Mice's
highly-anticipated next book,
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The Tightrope Walker's Wife.
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The book goes on sale at midnight.
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Whoa, Jan Mice wrote a new book
and it comes out today?
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Who knew?
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Isn't she your favorite author?
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Wow, you know me so well.
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[both laugh]
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Well, I-- I guess we should
just keep going
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with our regular old mall walk.
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No, shouldn't we wait in line
and get you a copy of the book?
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Yeah, w-- we'll still be
hanging out together.
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Well... [mutters]
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If that's what you two want,
sure, count me in.
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This is fun.
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You want to play Twenty Questions?
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Yeah, I love that game.
I just have to pee. BRB.
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Pee BRB! Right? Get it? [chuckles]
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[laughs] Yeah, that's good.
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Hi. Um, FYI... [chuckles]
...there's actually three of us.
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My older sister will be right back.
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Oh, sure.
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[clock ticking]
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[♪ soft ambient music continues playing]
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[clerk] Novelty balance pole?
Tightrope taffy?
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It stretches eight feet.
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We're okay, thanks.
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Stretch those cranky knees,
folks. We got six more hours.
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Terri's been gone a while, huh?
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Maybe the restrooms
are closed for maintenance
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and she went to the one by the fountain.
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Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
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The restrooms aren't closed.
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And if you're wondering how I know that,
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I have the bathroom maintenance
updates app on my phone
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and I haven't gotten any alerts.
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[phone chimes]
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- Any word?
- No.
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- Hey, guys.
- [both scream]
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- There you are.
- We were worried.
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I thought of something
for Twenty Questions.
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What am I?
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Uh, are you a cucumber?
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Yes! Wow, you're so good at this.
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I'm gonna go pee. BRB again.
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Hmm. Maybe she has a bladder problem.
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Listen, I-- I think
your sister's using you two.
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Sir, respectfully, there's no way.
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Yeah, she has a private medical issue.
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{\an8}Hey, guys! It's your girl, terri_2_bowls.
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{\an8}Woot-woot!
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{\an8}Coming to you from The Mall of Table Town.
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{\an8}[imitates fanfare]
And I have my assistants
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{\an8}waiting in line to get me a copy
of the new Jan Mice boo--
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{\an8}b-- b-- b-- book!
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{\an8}I'm so excited to read it.
More soon.
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[♪ suspenseful sting]
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Assistants?
I thought we were friends.
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We are being used.
This is so embarrassing.
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Uh, don't feel bad.
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I just found out
my older sister's at Flair's
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trying on wigs.
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She tricked me, too, so...
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She did?
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Mm, same.
My big sisters are twins.
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They're getting glamour shots,
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and I have to get two copies
of Tightropers.
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- What is happening right now?
- [♪ suspenseful sting]
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Linespeople, did any of you
come to the mall today
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thinking you were gonna hang
with your older sib
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only to discover you were tricked into
waiting on this line for them?
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[♪ tense string music playing]
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[gasps] Even Rob Sadly?
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- Todd Sadly. Older brother.
- [♪ pensive music plays]
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They've tricked us.
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Every single one of them
have tricked us.
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They're smart, a-- and they know
we look up to them.
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We literally look up to them.
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How is it we fall for
their older sibling tricks
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time and time again?
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Rob, what happened with you?
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{\an8}I came to the mall
with my older brother, Todd.
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{\an8}We were standing in this line
because he said we had to,
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{\an8}and then he noticed his shoes were untied.
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{\an8}He leaned down to tie them,
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{\an8}but after he did loop, swoop, and pull,
his laces tore
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{\an8}and he had to go to the lace store
to get new ones.
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{\an8}But just this morning I saw him
lightly fraying his laces
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{\an8}with a pair of scissors.
He had this all planned out.
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[♪ melancholic rock music plays]
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♪ Whoa, I am a younger sibling ♪
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♪ I'll fall for anything ♪
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♪ If you're a younger sibling
too ♪
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♪ Sing with me ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ At least we know
that we've got each other ♪
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♪ We're not related
but we're sisters and brothers ♪
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My older sister told me she was
allergic to standing in lines,
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- and I believed her.
- My older sibling told me
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that at the end of this line,
I'd find the meaning of life.
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But now I see they just wanted
me to hold the place for them,
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and so my search for meaning continues.
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We just wanted to do something
nice for Terri, and then...
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But hang on, aren't you
famously an only child?
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Yes, but look,
I really don't have time
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to discuss the dynamic
with me and Barry's family.
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The chorus is coming!
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♪ Whoa
We are younger siblings ♪
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♪ We'll fall for anything ♪
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♪ If you're a younger sibling too ♪
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♪ Sing with us ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ At least we know
that we've got each other ♪
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♪ We're not related
but we're sisters and brothers ♪
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[♪ song ends]
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O-M-G. Hey, guys. Ah! I'm such a goof.
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I forgot to dry my hands,
so I'll have to BRB again.
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We saw your KlipKlop, Terri.
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You didn't want to come
to the mall with us.
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[Barry] You tricked us into waiting.
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You saw that?
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Rob, our compatriot, showed us.
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[Terri on phone] ...waiting
in line to get me a copy
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of the new Jan Mice boo--
b-- b-- book!
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I'm sorry.
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I'll wait here by myself.
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You two go have fun.
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We still want to hang with you.
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Yeah, if you're waiting too, we'll stay.
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You will?
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[Kiff] Mm.
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I do have a shift at Darryl H. Pizza.
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What? You were gonna leave us
here for a whole shift?
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- Terrence!
- It never ends!
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It was rotten of me!
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Just go. You can't miss your shift.
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We'll do the waiting.
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You guys are the best. [kisses]
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As soon as my shift ends,
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I'll come back and wait with you.
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Jeez, what now?
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The clerk's asking everyone
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which cover of the book they want.
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Don't we have until midnight?
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I was so moved by your song,
I'm releasing it early.
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[chuckles]
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{\an8}What? Why?
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{\an8}This store is my older sister Vicky's.
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{\an8}She tricked me and my younger sister
into manning the sale.
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It goes all the way to the top.
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Do you know which cover Terri would want?
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Not a clue.
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[sighs] Hold my spot. I'll go find out.
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[pants]
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Terri, which cover of
The Tightrope Walker's Wife
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do you want?
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Hmm. I'd have to see them in person.
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Mind the counter. BRB.
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Oh. Oh.
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One slice of cheese, please.
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Barry! What are you doing here?
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I'm hungry.
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Also, the line started moving,
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so Terri said I should
help cover her shift.
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Hello. You kids working here?
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Yes, sir. Can I get you a slice?
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No, I'm actually the, uh...
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cash register inspector.
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[both] Oh.
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Yeah, uh, I'm gonna need
to look at your cash register.
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Oh, by all means.
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Oh, no serial number.
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Can't legally operate a cash register
without a serial number.
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[both] Oh, no.
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Hey, don't worry.
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I'll just take this out
to my cash register repair van
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- and add the number.
- [sighs]
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[both] Thank you so much.
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- Whew!
- Wow, that was close.
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What are you kids doing here?
Where's my cash register?
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Oh, it's being fixed.
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The cash register inspector
took it to his van.
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The who?
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[both]
The cash register inspector.
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You got tricked!
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[gasps] He was a fake
cash register inspector?
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No, there's no such thing
as a cash register inspector!
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Oh... Yeah, we didn't know that.
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Yep, yep, yep, yep. That makes sense.
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Where's Terri?
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[pants] Right here!
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Terri, you're fired.
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So are these two fingerling potatoes.
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You're a-- You're all fired.
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They don't even work here.
How can you fire them?
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Oh, I... This is how.
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Okay, here, fill out these applications.
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I got to fire you. And si-- And the date.
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Kiff, Barry, we heard
you guys were selling pizza.
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Cheese for me, please.
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I stand with Kiff and Barry.
Give me a pizza.
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[♪ dramatic orchestral music playing]
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[scoffs] Fine, you're hired.
Now sell these pies!
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[♪ lively Italian folk music playing]
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Keep them coming, B!
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We're gonna need more black olives!
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Thank you.
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More like
"The Tightrope Walker's Slice,"
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am I right?
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[all laughing]
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- [grunts]
- Same!
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- [♪ music slows down]
- [whooshing]
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[♪ music concludes]
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{\an8}Well, we broke my record for
most pizzas sold in one shift.
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{\an8}I'm pretty impressed,
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{\an8}so I'm not gonna fire you
little fingerlings after all.
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{\an8}Thanks, guys.
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{\an8}- Buy you dinner?
- [♪ cheerful music plays]
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{\an8}" 'How do you think I feel
when you're up there dangling?
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{\an8}I don't care about the glory,' she said.
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{\an8}'I want a husband who's on the ground.' "
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{\an8}[both] We're hanging with Terri.
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{\an8}[chuckles]