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Ah!

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Hi-yah!

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Wow. It really is amazing
to watch Mom multitasking.

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Yeah, I struggle
with just tasking.

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Richard, could you
help me out here

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and roast that chicken?

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Uh, seems a bit harsh.

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The guy's already dead,
but okay.

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Does something smell foul?

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He wouldn't know.
He's lost his head.

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Okay.

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I knew that joke wouldn't fly.

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How am I doing?

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Hey, is this thing on?
Can you see me?

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Hey, Granny Jojo.

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We're excited you're coming
to dinner tonight.

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Mrs. Mom's cooking right now.

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Oh, that's what
I was afraid of.

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Hold me up so I can see
what mistake she's making.

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Hi, Granny Jojo.

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No, no,
that's all wrong.

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You wanna slice those carrots,
not pulverize them.

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That's not the only thing
I want to pulverize.

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What did you say?

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How do you turn the volume
up on this thing?

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- Whoa! Ugh. What am I...

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What am I? A chicken nugget?

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Oh, stupid technol--

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- Richard, about tonight...
- Mmm?

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Please.

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Please don't forget
the... thing

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we talked about earlier.

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Right. Sure. Absolutely.

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The thing. Uh...

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Which thing exactly?

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Richard Watterson...

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...do not mistake me for some
cheap domestic attendant,

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and make me tell you
what the thing is again!

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Uh... maybe just a little clue?

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Ah, I remember. The thing.

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Yeah. Uh... I'm on it.

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Ugh. Thanks for helping me
try to remember

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what the thing is, kids.

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It was either that
or sacrifice one of you

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to the demon king
of motherhood.

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Eh, it's okay.

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We know your memory
is worse than a goldfish

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with short-term memory loss.

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You got that right, pink one.

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Okay. You came in
from the shed earlier,

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so it must be
out here somewhere.

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Is this panini press the thing?

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Is this theremin the thing?

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Is this taxidermied possum
the thing?

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It was a spraying possum!

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I don't know if any of those
are the thing.

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Hmm. Why is there a half-eaten
hot dog inside this book?

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Ooh. That's mine.

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Sometimes you've got
to practice self-care

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and only eat half a hot dog
so that your future self

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can also enjoy half a hot dog
in a time of need.

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Are you guys seeing this?

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A middle-aged man

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chopping a wiener
outside a shed?

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Yeah, and it's not
as impressive

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as you think it is, Dad.

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No, it's like I'm watching
exactly what happened earlier

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play out right in front of me.

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Okay, I think
he's finally lost it.

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No, I've read about this.

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Some people have
photographic memories

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that are triggered
by certain senses.

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Like sound, smell,
or in Dad's case, taste.

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- Hmm. Dad?
- Huh?

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Eat the hot dog and watch
your memory carefully.

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Maybe it'll show you
what the thing is.

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Hmm.

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Richard, I thought I told you
to clean out the shed.

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Yeah, but you said
use elbow grease,

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which made me think
of deep-fried elbows,

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but you can't eat those,
so I got a hot dog instead.

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No.

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No. Ugh!

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Richard, we're never gonna find
the fondue pot in this mess.

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I hope your mother

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likes a microwaved
brick of cheese.

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We're never gonna find
the fondue pot in this mess.

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We're never gonna find
the fondue pot in this mess.

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...find the fondue pot...

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...find the fondue pot...

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I think he figured out
how to get it to rewind.

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Mmm... kind of wish he hadn't.

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I hope your mother likes
a microwaved brick of cheese.

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Ah! The fondue pot.

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That's the thing.

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Honey! Yee!

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- Oh! Thanks, Richard.
- Mmm-hmm.

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But what about the thing?

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Oh, yeah,
I, uh, totally know

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that wasn't the thing. Um...

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I'll be right back.

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The fondue pot
was not the thing.

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Well, I guess it's time
to flee the country

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and get reconstructive surgery
to escape Mom's wrath.

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I was thinking
something like this.

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No way. I was thinking
the same thing.

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Twins!

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Dad, she must have told you

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what the thing is
at some point.

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What other errands
did you run today?

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- Uh...
- Okay.

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What foods did you eat today?

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Uh... Oh, that's easy.

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I ate a small pepperoni pizza,

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a vanilla cupcake
with pink frosting...

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Mmm-hmm!

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Oh, and butter.

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Look at this beautiful vase.

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50% off. Whoop!

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I guess your mother will
just have to hold her flowers.

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A vase is the thing.

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Thanks, Richard.

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But don't forget
about the thing.

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Sorry, ma'am, but no pecan pie

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until your husband
exits the display case.

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I'm not mentioning this
to your mother.

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Pecan pie is the thing.

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Oh, great. But, you know,
what about the thing?

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I wanted beeswax candles,
not honey!

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You know your mother's
allergic to it.

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A beeswax candle.

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Um, that's still not the thing.

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No. No.

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No.

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No!

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No!

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Yes...

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It's a no, isn't it?

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Okay. It took some
light tomb raiding

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and a few
international incidents,

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but I present to you...
the thing!

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Thanks, bud.

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No! That's not the thing!

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Ugh!

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Good luck, Richard.

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I'm sorry, honey.

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Please don't be angry.

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I'm not angry.

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I'm just disappointed.

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We must have missed something.

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I don't know.

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Dad has less memory
than a floppy disk,

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and there isn't anywhere
else to look.

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If only there was
some way that Mr. Dad

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could try all the food
in one place.

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I know a place!

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A mysterious domain

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where one can access
any foodstuff they desire.

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From pizza to sushi
to canned meats!

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And what is this faraway land
you speak of, Father?

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Eh, I'm just going with it.

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It's called...

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"The Mouth Temple"!

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Temple! Temple!

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Uh, we actually
had to change the name

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to Elmore Shopping.

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Mouth Temple wasn't attracting
the right customer base.

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It's Elmore Shopping!

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I must combine
all the food I ate today

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into a mega memory muck bank!

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But it's too much flavor.

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You'll get lost in the sauce.

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Some things are worth the risk.

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Richard, I thought I told you
to clean out the shed.

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Look at this beautiful vase.
50% off...

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I wanted beeswax candles,
not honey!

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Children, it worked.

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I can see all the memories
floating past me

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like stars in a galaxy.

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I guess we're changing
the name again.

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Okay, what's the one secret
ingredient that I'm missing?

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I hope your mother

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likes a microwaved
brick of cheese.

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I'm not mentioning this
to your mother.

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Your mother... your mother...
Your mother...

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...I'm not mentioning
this to...

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...your mother likes
a microwaved brick of cheese.

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I'm not mentioning this
to your mother.

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...your mother is
allergic to it.

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I guess your mother will
just have to hold her flowers.

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Your mother... your mother...
your mother... your mother...

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your mother...

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The fondue pot is the thing!

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Uh, we did that one
already, Dad.

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Oh, well, then, I'm pretty sure
my mother is the thing.

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Oh!

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Yeah, I forgot about her.

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Oh, this is the worst
slot machine I've ever played.

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- Grandma Jojo!
- There you are.

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Richard, I've been standing
here forever.

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You know it's no good
for my bunions

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to be on my feet for this long.

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But, Mom,
this chair's right there.

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You know I don't trust
new technology.

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Station closing.

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Get out while you can.

208
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Or be stuck here forever...

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...or until
we open again in the morning.

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Kids, you grab the luggage,
I'll lug the baggage.

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No!

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Oh, no!

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I didn't get the thing.

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I failed you, Nicole.

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My track record
as a perfect husband

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and inspirational father
is ruined.

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I'm sorry.

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I must leave you

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and face your mother's
wrath alone.

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Oh, well, looks like
we're here for the night.

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May as well get comfortable.

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Ah, that's better.

223
00:10:00,074 --> 00:10:02,788
Uh... hey, honey, I'm home.

224
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Where's your mother?

225
00:10:06,336 --> 00:10:08,048
Eh... uh...

226
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Uh, trapped in a bus station.

227
00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:13,225
And where
are the kids?

228
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Um... also trapped
in a bus station.

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Oh, Richard,
you remembered the thing.

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Muah!

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Why does dinner
with your mother

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have to be so stressful?

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What if I find a way
to get her and the kids

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out of our hair,
and we have dinner,

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just you and me?

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Ah, that sounds like
just the thing

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I need right now.

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Thanks, honey. Muah.

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That was the thing.

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Oh, I knew you'd
remember... to forget...

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to remember...

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to forget again...

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Oh, anyway, close your eyes,
come with me.

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Nicole. It's beautiful.

245
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Oh, and you got
the fondue pot in there.

246
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It turns out that thing
actually came in useful.

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- Here, take a seat.
- Oh, yeah.

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Don't mind
if I fondue.

249
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Now, which one
of you kids is gonna come

250
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grease Granny's feet?

251
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Wait, was that the kids?

252
00:11:20,025 --> 00:11:22,823
Uh, it was just a bunch
of chicken-nugget people.

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Now let's eat.

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