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请看

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真白特制的意式水煮鲈鱼

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来吧 快尝尝看

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很好吃

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(舌头已死)

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那是什么反应

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我可是花了很多时间做耶

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那是什么冷淡的反应啊

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听好了 真白

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对我来说 料理这种东西

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只要有咸味 能下饭就好

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其他的都无所谓

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大显身手真是白费功夫

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对小朋友的味觉来说
我的料理太成熟了

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你…

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我的味觉可是很讲究的

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绝对是骗人的

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你肯定连酒和柴油的味道
都分不出来

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你也太瞧不起人了吧

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我也有常去的酒吧哦

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那带我去啊

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好啊

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做好心理准备 真白

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我会透过在酒吧的一举一动

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让你明白什么是…

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大人的魅力

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那是吃鸡蛋糕时会说的话吗

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[脖子痛肩膀痛腰部痛膝盖痛]
[首痛い肩痛い腰痛い膝痛い]

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[精疲力尽都算轻了]
[疲労困憊もいいとこ]

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[可偏偏 这都是些啥啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(高血压) (老花眼) (尿频)
[可偏偏 这都是些啥啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(心律失常) (贫血) (脱发)
[可偏偏 这都是些啥啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(听力减退) (便秘) (肩周炎) (腰疼)
[可偏偏 这都是些啥啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(衰老)

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[此刻不做 更待何时]
[Do it now or You'll be too late]

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[我只剩现在了啊]
[俺には今しかねぇ]

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[浮现的永恒痛楚]
[浮き上がる永え]

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[行动吧 刺穿这颗心]
[Do it　穿つこの胸]

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[我只剩现在了啊]
[俺には今しかねぇ]

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《最近的侦探真没用》

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[吃个烤肉胸灼难忍 刷个牙就恶心干呕]
[カルビで胸焼けエグいし　歯磨きすれば嘔吐くし]

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[装模作样维持尊严午饭后血压却飙升]
[一丁前にプライドと昼食後の血圧は高いし]

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[痛痛痛痛痛痛痛]
[痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い]

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[苦苦苦苦苦苦苦]
[辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い]

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[但正因如此]
[しかしだからこそ]

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[我才要 活在当下]
[俺はFeel only live]

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[此刻不做 更待何时]
[Do it now or You'll be too late]

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[我只剩现在了啊]
[俺には今しかねぇ]

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[缝缝补补的残渣人生]
[継ぎ接ぎの端くれ]

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[行动吧 刺穿这颗心]
[Do it　穿つこの胸]

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[时不我待]
[You'll be too late]

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[时不我待]
[You'll be too late]

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[时不我待]
[You'll be too late]

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(欢迎来到大人的世界)

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TONTO?

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是我常去的老酒吧

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我先提醒你
那里是很多大人聚集的地方

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你可别被气氛影响哦

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没事的啦

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反正叔叔会去的店

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(白天小酌 生啤一杯特价200日元)
肯定是这种的吧

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虽然我也会去那种地方…

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这里就是TONTO

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看起来超有格调

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老板是个非常注重时髦的人

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看到不时髦的人可能会昏倒

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要小心点哦

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(TONTO这里的大人1)
(老板异常地注重时髦)

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老板也好有格调

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喂喂

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还真是令人吃惊
(                                                                                                              )

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居然有只可爱的小狗混进这里
(可爱的小狗来这种地方有何贵干?)
(                                                                                                              )

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她是你的小狗吗? 纳迪
(                                                                                                              )

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别说傻话了 勃朗特
(不是，她只是我的助手)
(                                                                                                              )

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这家伙是我的助手
(不是，她只是我的助手)
(                                                                                                              )

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纳迪是谁

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勃朗特又是谁

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她是你的助手?

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这真是太好笑了

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小妹妹 你要喝牛奶吗

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(TONTO这里的大人2)
(会用绰号称呼对方)

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这是什么气氛啊…

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您要喝什么

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我要酸奶

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老板

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他为什么突然这样

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我刚才不是说了吗

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老板看到不时髦的人就会昏倒

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谁会在酒吧点酸奶啊

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不好意思

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没关系…

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那我要麦茶

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老板

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喂喂纳迪，这真是太好笑了
(                                                                                                              )

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你干脆别当侦探了
(要不你们两个去当谐星怎么样?)
(                                                                                                              )

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和小狗一起去当谐星怎么样
(要不你们两个去当谐星怎么样?)
(                                                                                                              )

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因为我还未成年嘛

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别说了 勃朗特 我才不要咧
(别说笑了勃朗特)
(                                                                                                              )

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不管怎样 你看起来过得还不错
(总之你好像过得不错嘛纳迪)
(                                                                                                              )

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今天我请客
(请你喝一杯)
(                                                                                                              )

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是在电视剧里看过的场面

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看来明天会下雨啊
(明天会下雨啊)
(                                                                                                              )

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这是…

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喂喂 纳迪
(喂喂，我可没有打算请地球喝哦)
(                                                                                                              )

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我可没有打算
请地球喝苏格兰威士忌哦
(喂喂纳迪，我可没有打算请地球喝哦)
(                                                                                                              )

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今天的风很凉爽 就当作是回礼吧

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(TONTO这里的大人3)
用很时髦的对话带过去了

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(大家会一起化解别人的失误)
用很时髦的对话带过去了

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可是老板…

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看起来心情超好

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这就是大人的世界

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虽然搞不太懂状况

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但感觉快要被气氛影响了

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好 我也要表现得成熟一点

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咦?
(                                                                                                              )

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是稀客呢……
(                                                                                                              )

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薇若妮卡
(                                                                                                              )

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我从刚刚就想问大家是哪里人啊

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薇若妮卡是群马人

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(群马县)
群马?

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老板和勃朗特
也是群马的富冈出身的

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(TONTO这里的大人4)
富冈

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(几乎全员都是群马出身)
富冈

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纳迪，你就像候鸟一样
(                                                                                                              )

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看到你的时候已经太迟了
(每次都一下子就不知道跑去哪里了)
(                                                                                                              )

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因为你正准备要启程
(每次都一下子就不知道跑去哪里了)
(                                                                                                              )

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薇若妮卡
(你已经在不知道哪里喝过了吗? 你的身上有酒气)
(                                                                                                              )

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你是不是在哪里喝了酒才来的
(你已经在不知道哪里喝过了吗? 你的身上有酒气)
(                                                                                                              )

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你的身上有酒精味
(你已经在不知道哪里喝过了吗? 你的身上有酒气)
(                                                                                                              )

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感觉好成熟哦

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虽然讲的话有点莫名其妙

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咦 她是…

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我的助手真白 别欺负她哦

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那个…

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Pure White妹妹

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等你戒掉尿布之后再来吧

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什…

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不要把我当成小孩

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别看我这样 我可是能干的助手哦

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纳迪真过分
(纳迪真是过分的男人，连这种小孩都那么认真对待)
(                                                                                                              )

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居然让这种小孩都对他认真
(纳迪真是过分的男人，连这种小孩都那么认真对待)
(                                                                                                              )

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- 这真是太好笑了
(                                                                                                              )

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- 你从刚刚开始就只会说"好笑"
- 这真是太好笑了
(                                                                                                              )

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对了 老板

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你不是有事要跟我商量

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是的

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其实从半年前开始
店门就常常被人涂鸦

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涂鸦?

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擦掉了又会再被画
这种没完没了的状态

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让我很困扰

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老板

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这个意思是你要委托我吗
(这是要委托我的工作吗?)
(                                                                                                              )

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是的 当然我会支付酬劳
(是的，我会支付酬劳)
(                                                                                                              )

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不好意思 老板

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假日不接工作是我的原则

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叔叔 老板很困扰耶

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所以我不会把这件事当成工作

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而是会当成朋友的请求处理

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看在我们是老朋友的份上
当然也不需要收钱

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那就用今天的酒钱抵销吧

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(TONTO这里的大人5)

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(朋友的请求不收钱)
就是因为你老是做这种事

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(朋友的请求不收钱)
才会没钱吧

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可是任何人都能轻松涂鸦

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想锁定凶手很难吧

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不 我已经知道了

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这么快

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门上应该有涂鸦

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你去看看 Pure White

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别那样叫我啦

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已经画了

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什么时候画的?

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我去外面看看

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凶手现在也许还在附近

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没那个必要

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为什么

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因为涂鸦的人就是你 薇若妮卡

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一阵子没见
你的幽默感也搞丢了吗

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刚刚你的身上有酒精味

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但那很明显不是酒味

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那是油漆的味道

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是开门时沾上的

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如果是那样 你进来店里的时候

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应该会提到涂鸦的事

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而且你的时尚品味没变的话

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裙摆边缘的痕迹…

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应该是干掉的油漆吧

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薇若妮卡 告诉我

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你为什么要做这种事

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你要我亲口说出来吗

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我猜…

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你是在等我委托纳迪先生调查吧

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因为纳迪先生最近都没有来店里

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所以她认为只要对这间店恶作剧
就能见到您

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果然名不虚传 名侦探们

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你要去哪里

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不知道 我不能再待在这里了

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对不起 老板 弄脏你的店

200
00:08:52,302 --> 00:08:54,002
请等一下

201
00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,896
我还没问您要喝什么呢

202
00:09:01,399 --> 00:09:03,085
各位…

203
00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:04,086
真是的 你们这些狡猾的人
(真是的)
(                                                                                                              )

204
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,832
真是的 你们这些狡猾的人
(你们这些狡猾的男人)
(                                                                                                              )

205
00:09:06,552 --> 00:09:10,001
为今天和Pure White干杯

206
00:09:10,002 --> 00:09:11,308
不 为什么要为我干杯?

207
00:09:11,308 --> 00:09:13,824
(TONTO这里的大人6)
(心胸宽广)

208
00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:18,210
大人的世界怎么样啊

209
00:09:18,804 --> 00:09:21,100
总觉得有点不自在

210
00:09:21,101 --> 00:09:22,807
那就是酒吧该有的样子

211
00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:24,282
不 我觉得不是

212
00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,745
不过 该怎么说

213
00:09:27,154 --> 00:09:30,717
我承认叔叔看起来比平常更成熟

214
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等你20岁后

215
00:09:35,561 --> 00:09:38,645
真想和你一起去那间店喝酒呢

216
00:09:39,863 --> 00:09:41,088
叔叔…

217
00:09:41,601 --> 00:09:42,653
我不要去那间店

218
00:09:42,653 --> 00:09:43,750
为什么啊

219
00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:46,197
因为那种气氛好麻烦

220
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(TONTO)

221
00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:54,510
委托书上写的地址是这里

222
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(调查委托书 名云侦探事务所收)
我们收到一封神秘的调查委托书

223
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酬劳是100万 预付款是20万

224
00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:06,395
但寄件人和调查内容都不明

225
00:10:06,396 --> 00:10:08,949
很有可能是什么陷阱

226
00:10:09,607 --> 00:10:11,599
谜团总是伴随着危险

227
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,353
既然是侦探
就应该勇往直前去解谜

228
00:10:14,353 --> 00:10:16,715
鄙人也赞成你的想法

229
00:10:19,257 --> 00:10:20,460
我也赞成

230
00:10:21,094 --> 00:10:25,356
看起来是肥滋滋又美味的谜团

231
00:10:25,357 --> 00:10:27,802
而且预付款真令人开心

232
00:10:27,803 --> 00:10:29,669
那真是太好了

233
00:10:30,650 --> 00:10:32,200
好 我们进去吧

234
00:10:32,201 --> 00:10:33,456
别放松警戒哦

235
00:10:33,457 --> 00:10:34,702
包在我身上

236
00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:37,319
我真白 全方位零死角

237
00:10:38,046 --> 00:10:40,649
不 你踩到像沙包一样大的狗屎了

238
00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:45,612
(盛夏的密室危机)

239
00:10:48,654 --> 00:10:50,657
霉味好重

240
00:10:50,657 --> 00:10:52,507
这是什么房间

241
00:10:52,904 --> 00:10:54,401
真白小姐 以防万一

242
00:10:54,401 --> 00:10:55,510
别关上门

243
00:10:58,356 --> 00:11:00,400
真是的 你在做什么啊

244
00:11:01,353 --> 00:11:02,999
你看 打不开了

245
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,353
因为打开了就要关上吧

246
00:11:05,353 --> 00:11:08,106
这种时候 别关上是常识

247
00:11:08,552 --> 00:11:13,752
所谓的常识
是人到18岁为止累积的各种偏见

248
00:11:13,753 --> 00:11:14,799
爱因斯坦

249
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,950
因为动摇 表情模仿不够力

250
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,160
收不到信号

251
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,299
因为混凝土墙太厚了吗

252
00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,375
看样子连真白都破坏不了

253
00:11:26,156 --> 00:11:27,902
各位 你们好

254
00:11:27,903 --> 00:11:31,052
我就知道你们一定会来

255
00:11:31,053 --> 00:11:32,609
你是谁

256
00:11:33,753 --> 00:11:36,299
我没有名字 想怎么叫都行

257
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,103
那就叫"用指甲刷牙男"

258
00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:41,056
抱歉 还是叫我X先生吧

259
00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:43,999
我的目的只有一个

260
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,056
就是向你们这些侦探报仇

261
00:11:46,056 --> 00:11:47,199
报仇?

262
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,853
我被侦探折磨得苦不堪言

263
00:11:50,853 --> 00:11:52,899
没事 别担心

264
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:55,856
我不会让你们在这里关到死

265
00:11:55,856 --> 00:11:57,852
那就快点放我们出去

266
00:11:57,853 --> 00:12:00,903
我要用游戏赢过你们

267
00:12:00,903 --> 00:12:04,822
我想看你们输掉 趴在地上的模样

268
00:12:05,698 --> 00:12:09,297
你的个性还真好呢 指刷先生

269
00:12:09,298 --> 00:12:11,354
我不喜欢 别那样叫我

270
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,618
而且还叫得越来越随意

271
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,307
所以呢 要玩什么游戏

272
00:12:16,308 --> 00:12:20,557
很简单 跟我进行机智问答

273
00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:23,650
全部共5题 只要答对1题

274
00:12:23,651 --> 00:12:25,150
就是你们赢了

275
00:12:25,151 --> 00:12:27,854
但每答错1题

276
00:12:27,855 --> 00:12:30,904
我就会公开你们的羞耻照片

277
00:12:30,905 --> 00:12:32,097
如果全部答错

278
00:12:32,098 --> 00:12:34,957
我就会在网上散布糟糕的照片

279
00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:36,154
无聊透顶

280
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:39,144
你以为我们会答应
这种小孩子的游戏吗

281
00:12:39,145 --> 00:12:41,486
总之先看看示例

282
00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:45,897
是JK时期的小卷

283
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:48,151
我接受 我接受挑战

284
00:12:48,151 --> 00:12:49,845
快关掉

285
00:12:50,261 --> 00:12:52,754
那么回应你的热烈要求

286
00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:53,955
第1题

287
00:12:54,905 --> 00:12:58,952
这里有A B C三个人

288
00:12:58,953 --> 00:13:01,414
三个人的年纪相乘是30岁

289
00:13:01,415 --> 00:13:02,560
(A手上拿着酒)
三个人的年纪相乘是30岁

290
00:13:02,561 --> 00:13:04,302
(A手上拿着酒)
请问B的年纪是几岁

291
00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:07,311
这谁知道啊

292
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,754
很简单 答案是…

293
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:14,407
等等 我可没说能自由回答哦

294
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:18,006
每题只能回答一次

295
00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:21,199
然后回答者是真白

296
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,897
为什么是真白啊

297
00:13:22,898 --> 00:13:24,653
因为她看起来最笨

298
00:13:25,257 --> 00:13:27,449
你说谁笨啊

299
00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:31,099
那种让人望尘莫及的
服务精神是哪招

300
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,599
因为是30岁

301
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,303
3乘以…

302
00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:36,157
是多少…

303
00:13:37,697 --> 00:13:40,497
怎么了 束手无策吗

304
00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:43,207
这不重要

305
00:13:43,804 --> 00:13:47,003
比起束手无策 早上狂炫的麦茶

306
00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:49,396
让我快尿出来了

307
00:13:49,397 --> 00:13:52,303
好了 真白 答案是多少

308
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,806
我想想…10岁

309
00:13:54,807 --> 00:13:57,656
答错 正确答案是1岁

310
00:13:57,657 --> 00:13:58,899
操

311
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,796
好 第2张

312
00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:03,450
为什么都是我啊

313
00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:05,903
那么下一题

314
00:14:06,607 --> 00:14:08,760
答错 第3张

315
00:14:10,656 --> 00:14:12,256
第4张

316
00:14:13,803 --> 00:14:15,807
第5张

317
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:21,373
她们因为各自的理由陷入濒死状态

318
00:14:22,097 --> 00:14:26,103
真…真白 我已经到极限了

319
00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:28,338
我也是 抱歉

320
00:14:28,704 --> 00:14:30,596
请你仔细听好

321
00:14:30,597 --> 00:14:32,896
我假装痛苦地到处打滚

322
00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:35,206
调查了这个房间的墙壁

323
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,353
墙壁?

324
00:14:36,354 --> 00:14:38,800
在收不到手机信号的房间里

325
00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:41,554
却能从远处即时播放影像

326
00:14:41,554 --> 00:14:43,257
让我觉得很不对劲

327
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,603
我调查后发现

328
00:14:44,604 --> 00:14:47,550
那边的墙壁特别薄

329
00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:49,804
我猜他应该是在那后面拍摄

330
00:14:49,804 --> 00:14:52,901
然后用有线的方式接到屏幕播放

331
00:14:52,902 --> 00:14:54,410
所以真白…

332
00:14:54,804 --> 00:14:56,413
OK

333
00:14:56,857 --> 00:15:00,010
好了 终于来到最后1题

334
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,213
没看到真白呢

335
00:15:08,797 --> 00:15:13,009
那种像是"还在营业吗"的
开门方式是哪招

336
00:15:15,904 --> 00:15:17,907
小卷 接下来交给你了

337
00:15:17,907 --> 00:15:20,153
嗨 Apple
最近的厕所在哪里

338
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:22,204
- 虽然不知道您是哪位…
- 在离这里12公里的地方

339
00:15:22,204 --> 00:15:23,257
12公里?

340
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:26,954
但您应该做好付出代价的觉悟了吧

341
00:15:27,454 --> 00:15:30,157
好了 给我好好反省

342
00:15:30,751 --> 00:15:34,309
(真白直奔12公里外的厕所…)
原谅我

343
00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:35,853
(名云侦探事务所)

344
00:15:35,854 --> 00:15:37,203
你看你看

345
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,495
我忍不住买了

346
00:15:41,156 --> 00:15:43,403
红○机吧 我知道

347
00:15:43,404 --> 00:15:44,503
出现了

348
00:15:44,504 --> 00:15:47,803
把不知道的机器
全部称为红○机的老人家

349
00:15:47,804 --> 00:15:49,857
这是反窃听侦测器

350
00:15:49,857 --> 00:15:51,356
如果附近有窃听器

351
00:15:51,357 --> 00:15:53,106
它就会发出蜂鸣声警告

352
00:15:53,107 --> 00:15:55,153
你又买了奇怪的玩具

353
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,707
这才不是玩具 而且很贵

354
00:15:58,151 --> 00:15:58,923
多少钱

355
00:15:59,797 --> 00:16:01,050
12万

356
00:16:01,051 --> 00:16:02,904
比我想得还要贵8倍

357
00:16:02,904 --> 00:16:04,653
这是今年新出的机种

358
00:16:04,654 --> 00:16:06,657
是我努力存钱买的

359
00:16:06,657 --> 00:16:10,816
那是普通的JK
买包包和衣服时才会说的话吧

360
00:16:11,857 --> 00:16:14,353
赶快来测试看看吧

361
00:16:14,354 --> 00:16:16,057
这里是侦探事务所耶

362
00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:17,153
怎么可能有啊

363
00:16:17,154 --> 00:16:18,196
按下开关

364
00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:19,828
(名云侦探事务所)

365
00:16:22,801 --> 00:16:24,396
明明就有

366
00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:27,253
也就是说
我们之前一直被别人窃听吗

367
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,907
冷静点 真白

368
00:16:28,907 --> 00:16:31,150
对话和哼歌

369
00:16:31,151 --> 00:16:33,650
还有在练习时模仿鹤鸵的叫声

370
00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:35,500
我还在想最近早晨怎么那么吵

371
00:16:35,501 --> 00:16:36,654
原来是你吗

372
00:16:36,654 --> 00:16:38,153
怎么办 怎么办

373
00:16:38,154 --> 00:16:40,096
这段对话也被听到了吧

374
00:16:40,097 --> 00:16:40,913
应该吧

375
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,307
对了 这种时候就要…

376
00:16:47,401 --> 00:16:49,765
(今天想吃什么)
被听到有什么好伤脑筋的

377
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:53,303
(真白与星之特务)

378
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,803
咦

379
00:16:54,804 --> 00:16:57,257
完全找不到窃听器

380
00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:59,538
你要好好把这些恢复原状哦

381
00:16:59,804 --> 00:17:02,653
倒是找到了叔叔的小黄书
数量多到让人退避三舍

382
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:05,492
用不着按照50音顺序排啦

383
00:17:06,404 --> 00:17:08,550
明明到处都找遍了…

384
00:17:08,551 --> 00:17:10,757
应该是侦测器坏了吧

385
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,414
这可是新的 怎么可…

386
00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:19,720
难道说 它是对楼下那层有反应

387
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:22,614
唉…

388
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:26,386
喂 还是算了吧

389
00:17:26,386 --> 00:17:28,397
(特务的秘密基地)

390
00:17:28,398 --> 00:17:29,848
这是什么

391
00:17:30,101 --> 00:17:32,000
特务的秘密基地?

392
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,907
她还住在这里吗

393
00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:37,330
叔叔 要重视敦亲睦邻啦

394
00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:40,154
笨蛋 别随便乱碰

395
00:17:42,804 --> 00:17:44,098
这是什么

396
00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:45,204
所以我不是说了吗

397
00:17:45,204 --> 00:17:46,110
可恶

398
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,854
终于嗅到这里了吗 政府的走狗

399
00:17:54,854 --> 00:17:58,557
我就知道你们总有一天
会来偷走我的发明

400
00:17:58,558 --> 00:18:00,507
不过你惹错对象了

401
00:18:00,508 --> 00:18:02,008
乖乖地…

402
00:18:03,201 --> 00:18:03,607
咦

403
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,304
女孩子?

404
00:18:06,304 --> 00:18:08,453
你是谁 CIA

405
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,204
放开她 她是我的助手

406
00:18:11,204 --> 00:18:14,200
这个声音是名云先生

407
00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:16,560
不对 这个恶心的物体是什么

408
00:18:18,254 --> 00:18:20,207
真失败

409
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,914
这是特务不该犯的失误

410
00:18:25,199 --> 00:18:28,853
名云先生
你得到很新鲜的助手呢

411
00:18:28,854 --> 00:18:30,504
别说新鲜啦

412
00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:33,154
话说你窝在家里干嘛

413
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,103
当然是每天做研究啊

414
00:18:36,104 --> 00:18:38,554
叔叔 这个人是谁

415
00:18:39,554 --> 00:18:41,403
她是没有好好上大学

416
00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:43,453
老是做一些怪东西的…

417
00:18:43,454 --> 00:18:45,801
我来告诉你吧 新鲜JK

418
00:18:45,802 --> 00:18:48,053
有时候是超市的收银员

419
00:18:48,054 --> 00:18:50,700
有时候是业余棒球的可靠代打

420
00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:52,850
有时候又是超市的收银员

421
00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:54,454
重复了 重复了

422
00:18:54,455 --> 00:18:56,407
但我的真实身份是…

423
00:18:57,098 --> 00:18:59,604
用科学的力量击退邪恶

424
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:02,901
可爱又抢手的万事通

425
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:08,758
人称新宿发明王的"科学特务"

426
00:19:09,201 --> 00:19:10,904
星野梓叶

427
00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,357
好…好酷

428
00:19:14,358 --> 00:19:17,407
我就知道会变成这样
所以才不想让你们见面

429
00:19:17,408 --> 00:19:19,357
我对特务很有兴趣

430
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,397
我也能当吗

431
00:19:21,398 --> 00:19:23,101
新鲜JK

432
00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:25,304
0○7你全部看完了吗

433
00:19:25,304 --> 00:19:26,653
勉强算是

434
00:19:26,654 --> 00:19:28,900
欢迎来到特务的世界

435
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,304
标准真松

436
00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:33,901
话说你们两只为什么来找我

437
00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:35,389
什么叫"只"…

438
00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:36,510
(这个屋内被装了窃听器)

439
00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:38,713
真的吗 所以你们是来找那个?

440
00:19:38,714 --> 00:19:40,805
(我们不只想找出窃听器)
(还想抓到凶手)

441
00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:43,592
(所以正在思考能揪出凶手)
(和窃听器的方法)

442
00:19:43,593 --> 00:19:46,211
(真白)

443
00:19:47,198 --> 00:19:50,098
这是我练习时写的签名

444
00:19:50,098 --> 00:19:52,920
就是这样 你有什么好主意吗

445
00:19:54,597 --> 00:19:56,875
我正好有一个很棒的发明

446
00:19:57,857 --> 00:20:02,556
DP-02VK试作型

447
00:20:02,557 --> 00:20:05,249
跟登场方式相比 名字也太死板了

448
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,256
这是什么 侦测器吗

449
00:20:07,257 --> 00:20:08,466
NO…

450
00:20:09,097 --> 00:20:12,456
先抓到凶手比较省事吧

451
00:20:12,457 --> 00:20:14,313
你们最好捂住耳朵

452
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,023
(哇)

453
00:20:17,504 --> 00:20:18,601
好吵

454
00:20:19,057 --> 00:20:21,253
突然这么做是要干嘛

455
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,810
凶手为了不错过屋内的声音

456
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:26,303
会用很大的音量听吧

457
00:20:26,304 --> 00:20:29,535
所以刚刚那一下
应该对他造成了巨大的冲击

458
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,703
换句话说
现在外面耳朵很痛的人就是凶手

459
00:20:33,704 --> 00:20:36,251
让人怀疑自己听错的烂战术

460
00:20:36,657 --> 00:20:37,903
原来如此

461
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,607
别附和她啦

462
00:20:39,607 --> 00:20:41,463
凶手怎么可能刚好就在附…

463
00:20:43,007 --> 00:20:45,103
耳朵好痛

464
00:20:45,104 --> 00:20:47,651
真的有人耳朵受害

465
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,256
对不起 我一时鬼迷心窍

466
00:20:51,257 --> 00:20:54,260
我送披萨来这里很多次
不知不觉喜欢上她了

467
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:57,153
道歉就能了事的话
还需要警察吗

468
00:20:57,154 --> 00:20:58,646
对不起…

469
00:20:58,647 --> 00:21:02,403
不过他是怎么进到屋内的呢

470
00:21:02,404 --> 00:21:04,357
因为我懒得到玄关去拿

471
00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:07,356
所以每次都叫他
送进屋里的关系吧

472
00:21:07,357 --> 00:21:09,657
你真的太放纵自己了啦

473
00:21:10,953 --> 00:21:13,403
那我们去一趟警察局

474
00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:16,207
你要好好关紧门窗哦

475
00:21:17,554 --> 00:21:18,707
怎么了

476
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,703
你看起来比之前快乐多了

477
00:21:22,704 --> 00:21:24,301
是多亏了她吧

478
00:21:25,903 --> 00:21:27,610
我才没变

479
00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:30,954
的确是不无聊啦

480
00:21:31,697 --> 00:21:33,153
叔叔

481
00:21:33,154 --> 00:21:35,399
真是的 快起床啦

482
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,803
你明明说过会去倒垃圾

483
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,803
我不能再吃了

484
00:21:40,804 --> 00:21:43,404
因为肝指数不太好

485
00:21:43,404 --> 00:21:45,688
真是寒酸的梦呢

486
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,404
懒洋洋的 就像猪一样

487
00:21:48,404 --> 00:21:50,407
你这样没资格说梓叶小姐哦

488
00:21:50,807 --> 00:21:52,110
对了

489
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:56,209
叔叔 快起床

490
00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:02,657
什么

491
00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:05,306
他们是谁啊

492
00:22:05,307 --> 00:22:06,653
别说窃听器了

493
00:22:06,654 --> 00:22:09,963
甚至有怪盗
像白蚁一样盘据在家里

494
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,165
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

495
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,750
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリFeez e-Girl！！]

496
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,251
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

497
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,961
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Physical!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリPhysical！！]

498
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,421
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

499
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,006
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリFeez e-Girl！！]

500
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,633
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

501
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,259
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Physical!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリPhysical！！]

502
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:28,890
[乘着节拍编织的JK魂]
[Beatに乗り紡ぐJK SOUL]

503
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:32,018
[这座城市的精英们 欢迎放马过来 让我见识见识]
[この街のheelよ　welcome bring it on Let me know.]

504
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:35,230
[给我出来吧比我还强的最强]
[出て来いよ私より強い最強]

505
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:38,775
[未来的天才美少女侦探真白！]
[未来の天才美少女探偵ましろ！]

506
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:42,112
[大衣的下摆随风摇曳]
[コートの裾揺らしてる]

507
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:45,281
[今晚也喝咖啡 抱歉！ 我可喝不了]
[今夜もcoffee Sorry！ I can't drink it.]

508
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:48,368
[虽然憧憬着大人的那种氛围]
[大人のムード憧れてるけど]

509
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:51,246
[别叫我纯白，复古褐老登]
[Don't call me　ピュアホワイト,セピアmen.]

510
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,705
[瞪视着 下流的身体]
[けしからん身体　睨む]

511
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,374
[对危险的hentai 砰！]
[ヤバイhentaiにBANG！]

512
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,917
[禽兽们瞄准鼻子打]
[ケモノは鼻を狙え]

513
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,877
[超级重量级的女孩]
[super-massiveなGirl.]

514
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,422
[要大干一场了 横扫一切吧]
[ぶちかまそう　薙ぎ払おう]

515
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:03,925
[单手握着火焰喷射器 大家都 say ho！]
[火炎放射器片手に　everybody say ho！]

516
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:04,225
[Say Hoooo！]

517
00:23:04,225 --> 00:23:05,696
(下集)
[Say Hoooo！]

518
00:23:05,697 --> 00:23:06,886
(真白，开女子聚会)
[Say Hoooo！]

519
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:07,203
(真白，开女子聚会)
[Lay Chooo！]

520
00:23:07,204 --> 00:23:08,703
(助手换人!!)
[Lay Chooo！]

521
00:23:08,704 --> 00:23:10,070
(摄氏100度的死斗)
[Lay Chooo！]

522
00:23:10,070 --> 00:23:16,312
[Lay Chooo！]

523
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:19,983
[尽情展现吧！ 全力爆发吧！ 咕哩☆咕哩Physical!!]
[曝け出せ！　ブチあげて！　GORI☆GORI Physical！！]

524
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:23,194
[害兽击退 反社毁灭 hentai粉碎 恶灵退散]
[害獣撃退　反社壊滅　hentai粉砕　悪霊退散]

525
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,864
[肌肉！ 力量爆棚！ 咕哩☆咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[MUSCLE！　はちきれる！　GORI☆GORI Feez e-Girl！！]

526
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:29,492
[「没错，我就是未来的美少女名侦探！]
[「そうよ、私は未来の美少女名探偵！]

527
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:32,704
[是不是稍微有点不够刺激啊？ 再整一波！」]
[いささか刺激が足りなかったかな？　もう一回！」]

528
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:34,205
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

529
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,832
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリFeez e-Girl！！]

530
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,417
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

531
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:39,252
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Physical!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリPhysical！！]

532
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,097
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