1 00:00:03,963 --> 00:00:11,010 {\an8}♪ 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,139 Step away from the Tarnation Casket, Baron Thistle. 3 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:16,516 You cannot stop me, Arbor Knight. 4 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,351 Once the stream is activated, 5 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:21,522 the negative feedback will rip your world apart. 6 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,608 We have 1.32 minutes before the nexus shockwave... 7 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,902 What the fuck is happening? Are you following any of this? 8 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:29,446 I-I'm so lost. 9 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:30,780 Sh-Should we turn the subtitles back on? 10 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:32,323 - Shh! - Nano-configuration, 11 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:34,951 causing the Tarnation Casket to self-implode. 12 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,537 - But that's impossible. - Nothing's impossible. 13 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,497 We're the Robo-Trees. 14 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:41,791 You're Arbor Knight, our leader. 15 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,960 Red Wood, you're the hothead. 16 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:47,297 Palme D'or, or-you're our resident super-genius. 17 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:50,133 Cypress, you're our girlboss boss-lady. 18 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:56,222 And I'm Tannenbaum, here to get your rears in gear. Whoo. Yeah. 19 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,349 Did he seriously reintroduce each character? 20 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,517 This is the ninth movie. 21 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,019 Die, Tannenbaum. You suck. 22 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:03,188 Guys, you're talking over the whole ending. 23 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,191 [ Chuckles ] 24 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:07,776 [ Laughs maniacally ] 25 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:10,612 This is not over, Robo-Trees. 26 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:15,283 Your day of reckoning will soon be at hand. 27 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,618 Don't just stand there, Redwood. 28 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:18,495 He's still in range. Shoot him. 29 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:20,121 You're literally holding a gun. 30 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,874 Robo-Trees, let's go home. 31 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:25,418 Yeah. I need a bath. 32 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,962 - [ Laughter ] - 'Cause I'm stinky. 33 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:30,757 ♪ It's a "Maximum Velocitree" ♪ 34 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,842 - Ugh. Not exactly "Citizen Kane." - [ Groans ] 35 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:34,677 I kinda loved it. 36 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:37,555 - Oh, God. Rick, what are you doing? - [ Electricity crackles ] 37 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,390 I dunno what to do with these feelings, Jerry. 38 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:41,017 This used to be my favorite franchise. 39 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,894 M-Maybe it's time to like something else. 40 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:45,272 No. I-I wanna talk to the manager. 41 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:49,859 [ Thunder crashes, animal howls ] 42 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:53,112 You in charge? - Yeah. I'm James Gunn. 43 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,032 - [ Grunts ] - Hey! Bradley Cooper carved that desk. 44 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,535 What was up with that last "Maximum Velocitree"? 45 00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:00,370 - You didn't like it? - I thought it was great. 46 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:03,122 You're ruining my childhood. W-Which is still ongoing. 47 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,875 Stop eating up screen time with stupid comic relief characters 48 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:08,294 and put more cool shit in the story. 49 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,171 Guys, I'm a fan, too. 50 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,381 Why do you think Warner Brothers put me 51 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:13,007 behind that desk you now owe me? 52 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,801 So you could pitch Batman ideas to yourself? 53 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,135 Exactly. 54 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,220 And you know what I've learned? 55 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,639 Making movies isn't easy. 56 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,474 The next "Maximum Velocitree" movie 57 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,352 has been rewritten 40 times. 30 by me. 58 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:26,896 Now, we'll spend five years and half-a-billion making it, 59 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:29,899 but in the end, know what will make fans like you like it? 60 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,068 - A fucking miracle. - No. 61 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:34,529 What the next "Maximum Velocitree" film needs is us. 62 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,197 Ha! I'd like to see you try-- Hey. 63 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,491 Time to fix this broken franchise. 64 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:41,579 Good luck doing anything with that script, it's watermarked. 65 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:45,332 - Aah! - Aah! 66 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,042 I'll get an Uber. 67 00:02:48,043 --> 00:03:18,073 {\an8}♪ 68 00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:22,452 I dunno, this script is pretty good. 69 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:25,830 - Give that back, Dad. - Whoa, what's that? 70 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:28,041 The Movie-lizer. 71 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,667 It makes movies at the speed of thought. 72 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,586 {\an8}I invented it during the title sequence. 73 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,631 {\an8}Let's see what James Gunn had cookin'. 74 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:37,092 [ Beep ] 75 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,263 For the honor of the Robo-Tree. 76 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:44,515 Time to die. 77 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,101 With the power of friendship. 78 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:49,562 {\an8}Yikes. "Citizen Kane" doesn't strike again. 79 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,189 {\an8}Oh-ho-ho, he will. 80 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,650 {\an8}The Movie-lizer uses a prompt-driven CPU. 81 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:54,943 {\an8}I just type whatever tweaks I want, 82 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:56,486 {\an8}and it auto-generates the rest. 83 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:58,613 {\an8}Hell, yeah. M-Make it lose that bad guy. 84 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,949 {\an8}Baron Thistle hasn't been cool since the third movie. 85 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:03,201 {\an8}Let's kill two birds with one prompt. 86 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:04,661 [ Beep ] 87 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,621 Till we meet again, Robo-Trees. 88 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:08,957 Wait. Where did this gun come from? 89 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:11,042 - [ Grunts ] - [ All gasp ] 90 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,752 - Whoopsie. - Hey. That man was unarmed. 91 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,671 Yeah, man. Uncool. 92 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:16,631 {\an8}- [ Spectators booing ] - It was an accident. 93 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:18,299 {\an8}[ Both laugh ] 94 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:21,135 {\an8}- So awesome. They hate him. - Here. Watch this. 95 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:22,595 {\an8}[ Beep ] 96 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,972 {\an8}I sentence you to life in prison 97 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:25,890 {\an8}for unlicensed murder. 98 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:28,226 {\an8}- Oh, please. - [ Crying ] 99 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:31,104 {\an8}Uh, isn't some of the stuff you're messing with important? 100 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,689 {\an8}Oh, fuck the fuck off, Jerry. 101 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:35,233 {\an8}That formula-driven, "Save the Cat" bullshit 102 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:36,317 {\an8}is what killed the last couple of movies. 103 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,194 {\an8}That's right, Morty. 104 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,779 {\an8}We're gonna make the people care about the Robo-Trees again. 105 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,699 Movie-lizer? Make... us... care. 106 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:45,034 [ Beep ] 107 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,620 [ Both grunting ] 108 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,873 [ Both screaming ] 109 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:59,132 - W-Where are we? - Oh, shit. Morty. Look. 110 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,634 Morty: Oh, my God. 111 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,971 I-It's Robo-Tree Headquarters. 112 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,765 Wait, how-- how is this happening-? 113 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,601 - Intruders! - Let's go. 114 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:13,479 - Stop them. - Aah! Aah! 115 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,482 {\an8}Fuck. The Movie-lizer "Last Action Hero'd" us. 116 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,401 {\an8}We're characters in the movie now, Morty. 117 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,903 {\an8}- Agh. It hurts. - A-Are you guys okay? 118 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,780 {\an8}I mean, I can see you're being shot at. 119 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,449 {\an8}Dad? Holy shit, 120 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:26,242 {\an8}I-I can hear your internal dialogue in my head. 121 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,202 {\an8}Is the machine supposed to work like this? 122 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:30,204 {\an8}No. The Movie-lizer malfunctioned. 123 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,914 {\an8}Now the Robo-Trees are trying to kill us. 124 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:35,501 {\an8}Really? Uh, let me try something. 125 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:38,337 {\an8}- What the hell is this? - A 2007 Kia Spectra. 126 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,423 {\an8}I thought you could use a cool getaway car. 127 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,258 {\an8}Are you kidding me? This car sucks. 128 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:45,636 {\an8}The joke's on you. Edmunds Car Report gave it three stars. 129 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,597 It's a family sedan! Shoot it! 130 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:50,224 - Better than nothing. Let's go. - Aah! 131 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,893 [ Engine revs ] 132 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:53,269 Ow! 133 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,104 H-How are we gonna get outta here? 134 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,565 The Movie-lizer might eject us once the story is over. 135 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:00,193 {\an8}Jerry, type that we skip to the end, and everything works out. 136 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,070 {\an8}Jerry: I don't think I can, guys. 137 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:05,156 {\an8}It says the script is 3,000 pages and counting. 138 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,325 {\an8}Also, t-there's an error-thing bleeping that says, 139 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:10,203 {\an8}"antagonist not found" and "no third act." 140 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:12,705 {\an8}Without an ending, you'll be stuck in the movie forever. 141 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,123 {\an8}- [ Groans ] - God damn it. 142 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,042 {\an8}You cut a bunch of stuff out willy-nilly. 143 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,919 {\an8}What did you expect? 144 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,713 {\an8}Look, I understand story. Lemme just put everything back 145 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,590 {\an8}that you took out and-- - Jerry, stop. 146 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,300 {\an8}You'll only make things worse. You're a terrible writer, 147 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,803 {\an8}and you should never, ever get on the keys. 148 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:28,596 Well, excuse me for living. 149 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,681 Alright, we killed the villain, gotta undo that. 150 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,934 Didn't they use lightning to bring George Washington back 151 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:35,353 to life in "Maximum VelociThree: Tell No Lies"? 152 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:37,730 Hold on. The machine doesn't hate that... 153 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,190 See. This is going to work. 154 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:40,900 We'll bring back Baron Thistle 155 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,193 and give this stupid thing an ending. [ Grunts ] 156 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:45,988 Use your blinker. Fuck off. 157 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:48,117 [ Thunder crashes ] 158 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:53,037 Okay, all we need now is a little lighting. 159 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,165 [ Thunder crashes ] 160 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,504 [ Groans ] 161 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,714 - We're back, baby. - It worked. 162 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:04,966 - [ Grunts ] - Aah! 163 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:08,136 Look out! Zombie! 164 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:10,012 Dude. Ugh. We just brought him back. 165 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,973 - Fucker bit you. - Wait. 166 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:14,600 the Movie-lizer is detecting a new antagonist. 167 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,893 I don't see any-- 168 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,021 [ Grunting ] 169 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:21,732 Guys, this new character has given you 170 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:24,777 a 20.5% better chance of ending the movie. 171 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:28,197 - But I am in pain. - So we're back on course? 172 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,533 Sort of. You still need a third act. 173 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,493 In the original draft, Baron Thistle was gonna 174 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,996 kill Tannenbaum in front of the Robo-Trees... 175 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:35,997 Huh. That would've been a cool ending. 176 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:37,832 [ Grunting ] 177 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:41,377 Maybe Son of Thistle could finish what his father started? 178 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,504 Hmm, you do kinda look like him. 179 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,215 - You want me to kill Tannenbaum? - Whatever works. 180 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,259 Okay, I'll break Tannenbaum out of jail, 181 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,636 reunite him with the Robo-Trees, and then Morty will kill him. 182 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,471 Does the machine recognize that as an ending? 183 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,099 Hold on. 184 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,102 It does. Kinda bleak, though. 185 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,937 Shut up. I'm off to a jailbreak. 186 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,814 Wh-What the hell am I supposed to do? 187 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,107 You're the new bad guy. 188 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,609 Hook up with the Hench-Weeds 189 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:06,027 and give the Robo-Trees something to stop. 190 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,486 Something to stop? What's that mean? 191 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,571 See you in the third act. 192 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,699 [ Tires screech ] 193 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,038 Extra creatine, please. 194 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:19,498 Yo, James Gunn. - Oh. Hi, Zack Snyder. 195 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,210 Just saw your new cut of "Superman," and word of advice, 196 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,962 he's the Man of Steel, not the Man of Conversation. 197 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:27,215 - Okay. - Do more shots of him punching. 198 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:29,091 And here's a secret move-- 199 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,843 start the punch at regular speed, 200 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,470 and then you're gonna ramp it down. 201 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,222 It's not a fucking secret. 202 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:36,224 [ Sighs ] I'm sorry, Zack Snyder. 203 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,600 I shouldn't be lashing out at you. 204 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,435 Your biceps are the size of my head. 205 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:43,189 Yes, but so is my heart. What's going on with you? 206 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,900 Some fan of the Velocitree franchise 207 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:47,276 got onto the lot today. 208 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,445 He used a portal, and he just... 209 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:52,490 Zack, we're not losing touch with the audience, are we? 210 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:55,034 I mean, I gave notes on the Goddamn Count Chocula movie 211 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,078 this morning-- - Was the portal green? 212 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,746 That's Rick Sanchez. [ Chuckles ] 213 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,665 Gunner, that's the guy that sealed Nolan 214 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,208 in the giant bookcase 215 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,460 to quote-unquote punish him for "Interstellar." 216 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,087 He doesn't represent real fans. 217 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,339 He's just the smartest man in the universe. 218 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,384 Don't sweat it. He can't do what we do. 219 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,927 Probably. 220 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,553 Gonna go crush some weights. 221 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,013 One day you're gonna wish you hit the gym 222 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,598 like I do, James Gunn. 223 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:24,939 {\an8}♪ 224 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,274 Uh, hello? 225 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:28,901 Is this Baron Thistle's evil base? 226 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,820 Not anymore. We're packing it in. 227 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:32,113 Gonna try to sell all this stuff 228 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,532 on my girlfriend's Etsy site. 229 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:37,535 [ Panting ] Everyone, listen up. 230 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:40,121 I'm here to get this place back up and running. 231 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:43,040 I am the Son of Thistle. 232 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,959 He does sorta have the same jacket. 233 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,877 And his head is also a cactus. 234 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,421 That's all the proof I need. 235 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:50,089 Tell us what to do. 236 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,799 Uh, well, 237 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,051 what were y'all doing before Baron Thistle died? 238 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,512 Oh. Uh. Y'know. Doomsday plan. 239 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,014 We were gonna melt the ice caps. 240 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,682 Spent months on the blueprints, 241 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,434 not that your dad ever said, "Thank you." 242 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,436 - W-What's your name? - Samantha. 243 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,188 It sucks when your boss never says thank you, Samantha. 244 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,483 But under me, everyone will feel appreciated. 245 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,943 [ All cheer ] 246 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,862 Samantha, I am putting you in charge 247 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:16,615 of Operation: Complete and Total Polar Cap Destruction. 248 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:20,870 Ohh. Thank you, sir. I've been feeling so low lately. 249 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,913 I think it's 'cause my Mom forgot my birthday. 250 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,583 Samantha, that will never happen again. 251 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,502 I'm your Mom now. 252 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,254 Now, let's melt some ice caps! 253 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:34,050 [ Dance music playing, all cheering ] 254 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:37,595 See. My Son of Thistle idea did work. 255 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:40,431 Son of a bitch did it. He made a movie machine. 256 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,309 Says it right on the side. 257 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,106 [ Cellphone vibrating, ringing ] 258 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,941 - Hello? - James Gunn: [ High-pitched ] Hi, there. 259 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,819 It's me. Your wife. 260 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,988 Here's your prison food, new guy. 261 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,323 What you in for? 262 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,783 The fastest crime I could commit. 263 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,117 Any of you see an annoying little bitch 264 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,578 of a Christmas tree? 265 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:07,124 Oh, please. Oh, please, don't beat me. 266 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,126 I won't. I'm here to rescue you. 267 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,295 I'm not worth rescuing. 268 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,546 - Huh? - I suck. 269 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,799 I say dumb catchphrases, 270 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:18,594 I look like a t-- a toy designed for kids. 271 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,763 I'm a fuckin' idiot. 272 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,848 Wow. More self-aware than I thought. 273 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,850 But, c'mon. Everyone sucks until they don't. 274 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,352 That's the arc of every good story. 275 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,396 - It is? - Here's the plan. 276 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,356 I'll start a riot, and we sneak out. 277 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,524 I know you're not a fighter, but-- 278 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,275 When do we start? 279 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,736 Oh. Uh, right now. 280 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:39,657 Good. Take that back, asshole. 281 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,325 [ Grunts ] 282 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,702 I'll take it back when I stop fucking your mother. 283 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,330 [ Both grunting ] 284 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,333 Save some punching for the rest of us. 285 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,585 Aah! - Lunch is ruined. 286 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,712 [ Men grunting, screaming ] 287 00:11:53,713 --> 00:12:00,719 {\an8}♪ 288 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,471 Whoa. Cool. [ Grunts ] 289 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,975 Get your fucking rear in gear. 290 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,351 James Gunn: [ High-pitched ] I really miss you. 291 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,894 I miss my hubby. 292 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,813 Why don't you come into the kitchen? 293 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,691 Sure. But... why are you calling from a different phone number? 294 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:17,069 Uh. It's a burner phone for spam calls. 295 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,406 Come-- Come into the kitchen for some lemonade. 296 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,658 Oh wow. Can't pass up lemonade. 297 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,034 [ Laughs ] 298 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,036 [ Normal voice ] The Movie-lizer is mine. 299 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:30,332 No one's more creative than James Gunn. 300 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,876 [ Laughs ] 301 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:34,004 [ Both grunting ] 302 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,964 [ Both grunt ] 303 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,925 - Aah! - God damn it. We're stuck. 304 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,845 - [ Both grunt ] - No we're not, Rick. 305 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,972 - Aah! - Grab my stump. 306 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,851 Yeah-ha! - Whoa! 307 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,437 Ow. 308 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,566 Holy shit. That was awesome. 309 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,735 And so was that. 310 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,320 - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! - Job well done. 311 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,238 - Alright. - Thank the squirrels you're safe. 312 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:04,074 Thank Rick Sanchez. He did everything. 313 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,910 You did a lot, too. 314 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,369 Definitely more than I expected. 315 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,873 Rick, I wanna thank you for rescuing me. 316 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:14,376 Ah. Here. I want you to have this. 317 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,586 It's a piece of me. 318 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,546 Oh, uh. Thanks. 319 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,173 Is this, like, one of your balls? 320 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,926 Robo-Trees, something messed up is going viral 321 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,094 all over Twit-Tok. 322 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,972 He-Hello, Earth. I'm the Son of Thistle, 323 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:30,267 and I'm just like my dad, so I'ma Doomsdayin'. 324 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,603 Samantha, tell the people what we're gonna do. 325 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,438 We're gonna wipe out the polar ice caps 326 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,982 ' cause they suuuuuuck. 327 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:40,529 Huh. Does the Movie-lizer still think we're on track? 328 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,614 - Jerry? - [ Grunting ] 329 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,367 - Jerry? - Fuckin' heavy. 330 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,952 [ Clank! ] 331 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,412 Shoulda listened to Snyder. 332 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:57,879 Right on cue. Weeds, attack. 333 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,466 Robo-Trees, let's stomp that prick. 334 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,634 [ All grunt ] 335 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,636 [ Grunting ] 336 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:14,937 {\an8}♪ 337 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,274 Where the hell is Tannenbaum? 338 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,487 - Dude, where is he? - On the ship. 339 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,239 Turns out, Tannenbaum's an alright guy. 340 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,157 He's kinda my favorite character now. 341 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,618 What? Look at me. I-I'm a fucking cactus. 342 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,495 Relax. Trust the process. 343 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,914 Oh, my God, you're re-breaking the story again? 344 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,458 I wanna go home, and I didn't even think 345 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,961 the last "Maximum Velocitree" was all that bad. 346 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,754 You said it wasn't "Citizen Kane." 347 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,464 - [ Both grunt ] - I'm 14. 348 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,258 I've never seen "Citizen Kane." 349 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,969 Now, listen to me, you stupid old man, 350 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,887 you're gonna bring Tannenbaum here, 351 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,973 and I'm gonna shoot him in the Goddamn head 352 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,975 just like we planned. 353 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:55,352 Okay, okay, I'll help you kill him. 354 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,606 - Uhhh. You're gonna do what? - Mom? 355 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,816 You're in cahoots with the Robo-Trees? 356 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:04,236 - Samantha. L-Let me explain. - Okay. Go ahead. 357 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,113 Shit, she called my bluff. Run! 358 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,949 Get them! 359 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,121 - Dad, help. - Your dad's not fuckin' answering. 360 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,666 James Gunn: That's because he's in the kitchen, talking to his wife. 361 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,917 - James Gunn? - James Gunn? 362 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,419 - That's right. - James Gunn? 363 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,088 - Just walk away, man. Walk away. - But... 364 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,299 I read that dinosaur book you wrote, Jerry. 365 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,217 Really good stuff. - You did? 366 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:30,137 Well. I got the gist. Maybe we could do business together? 367 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,680 Two-picture deal? - Uh... 368 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,766 - Dad, no. - Don't do it. We need you. 369 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,268 That's it, Jerry. Give in to Hollywood. 370 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,771 You know how to really succeed in this town? 371 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,482 By turning your back on family. 372 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,317 - I don't like that. - [ Grunts ] 373 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,444 No. You could've had it all. 374 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,197 - [ Grunts ] - Guys, I'm back. 375 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,200 Geez-Louise, what did you do? The story's gone linear. 376 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,661 We pissed off the good guys and the bad guys. 377 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,412 R-Rick likes Tannenbaum now. 378 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,498 - I just think he's interesting. - We need a new ending. 379 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,083 I literally wrote us into a corner. 380 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,668 Ya gotta write us outta here, Jerry. 381 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,795 Me? You said I was a terrible writer 382 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,838 who should never, ever, ever, ever, ever-- 383 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,882 I didn't say that many "evers." Listen, Jerry, 384 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,051 any idiot can plug an idea into a machine 385 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,844 when they don't care what it spits back out, 386 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,471 but it takes a special kind of idiot 387 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,098 to get on the keys and write us an ending. 388 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,349 You're that idiot. 389 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,809 But how? 390 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,394 It's always been right in front of you-- 391 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,603 go over to my workbench. 392 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,980 Uh. Alright. I'm there. 393 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,108 Open the third drawer on the right and reach way back. 394 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,609 There should be a small orange bottle. 395 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,195 W-What is it? Some sci-fi device? 396 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,781 Better. It's magic. 397 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,491 Don't take more than two, drink lots of water, 398 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,285 and remember to blink. 399 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:40,249 I now pronounce you two both guilty and dead. 400 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,167 Aw, geez. Dad? Help. 401 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,919 Jerry: Then, as fate would have it, 402 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,213 a very large air vent opened beneath them. 403 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:49,258 Our heroes escape execution via the large vented air vent. 404 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,468 As fate would have it, this is a direct path to the outside. 405 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,596 Slam cut to-- exterior-- New York-- day. 406 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,640 - [ Both grunt ] - New York? 407 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,016 Why are we in New York? 408 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,393 Stop micro-managing me. 409 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,978 Then, as fate would have it, 410 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,855 a high-octane Lamborgina pulls up. 411 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,314 Whoopsie, forgot how to drive. 412 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,525 Here kid, catch. 413 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,068 Whoa. The Adderall is hittin'. 414 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,611 Get in the car 415 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,613 [ Tires squeal ] 416 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:19,872 {\an8}♪ 417 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,040 [ Tires squeal ] 418 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,042 [ Both screaming ] 419 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:29,381 {\an8}♪ 420 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,592 [ Horn honks ] 421 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,553 [ Both screaming ] 422 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,724 Okay, Jerry, now get us to the climax. 423 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,059 Uh, Nerth Pole? 424 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,645 [ Grunts ] No, t-that's where Samantha built the super weapon. 425 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,814 Dad's trying to get us back on course. 426 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,484 Hang on. 427 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:52,154 Yes. We've got curvature. 428 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,031 [ Both grunt ] 429 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,492 [ Screams ] 430 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,871 Guessing that's your doomsday weapon? 431 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,206 We're nearin' the end of the movie. 432 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,041 Damn. Samantha built it fast. 433 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,251 - I guess supporting those beneath you-- - Here they come! 434 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,337 [ Panting ] 435 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:31,568 {\an8}♪ 436 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,153 We have 1.63 minutes 437 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,613 before the melting polar ice caps 438 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,490 reach the point of no return. 439 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:39,284 - We got company. - Stop that traitor. 440 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,329 Shit, Morty, I-I think I figured out the best ending yet. 441 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,456 Hello, Mother. 442 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,625 You deal with that. I don't know what that's about. 443 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,418 Come and get me, trees. 444 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:52,673 Samantha, hey, beautiful job on the w-weapon thing. 445 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,425 I thought you actually liked my evil plan. 446 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,761 But let's face it, you're no mother. 447 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,264 You're just a bad guy. 448 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,391 Step away from that super weapon. 449 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,770 - Let's blast him. - For once, I agree with you. 450 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:10,941 Sto-o-o-p. Don't shoot. He's a good man. 451 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,609 He saved me. 452 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,778 - No. I'm bad. - Huh? 453 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,738 I only rescued you so I could have you killed. 454 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:20,242 I hate you, Tannenbaum. You look like a toy. 455 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,077 D-Die already! - Gun! 456 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:25,247 [ Grunts ] 457 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,292 See you... next... summer... 458 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:33,463 Wait. No. No-o-o-o-o! 459 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:42,431 {\an8}♪ 460 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,058 You saved the world from another unarmed man. 461 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:47,686 [ Gasps ] Oh, no. They died? 462 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:51,690 Sometimes saving the world requires complex decisions. 463 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,986 Decisions made by a true leader. 464 00:19:56,571 --> 00:20:00,867 Hail, Tannen-Knight, leader of the Robo-Trees. 465 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,494 They did it. What an ending. 466 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:07,497 They outdone the Gunn. 467 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,459 [ Electricity zapping ] 468 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,753 - We're back. Oh, my God. - We're alive. Oh. Oh. 469 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,255 We were dead in the movie, actually dead. 470 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,216 Wow, Dad. L-Looks like us dying really affected you. 471 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,052 No, he just forgot to blink. 472 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,387 Still. I admit it. Making movies is hard. 473 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,890 From now on, I'm just gonna be an impossible-to-please fan. 474 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,809 You said it. Let's go troll some comment sections. 475 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,020 - [ Tires squeal ] - Oh, God, where'd James Gunn go? 476 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,898 Fuck James Gunn. Where's the Goddamn hard drive? 477 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,151 I'm telling, Mr. Brothers, they cracked the code. 478 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:39,363 This won't just put butts in seats and sell popcorn. 479 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,406 It will give people hope. 480 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:45,035 It could save Hollywood. It could change everything. 481 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:48,747 Nice work, Mr. Gunn. Give the man a sundae. 482 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,666 Ooh, I love sundaes. 483 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,000 Aah! 484 00:20:52,001 --> 00:21:00,342 {\an8}♪ 485 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:04,304 [ Weakly ] Why was it called a sundae? 486 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,555 [ Grunts ] 487 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,266 {\an8}♪ It's a "Maximum Velocitree" ♪ 488 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,352 {\an8}♪ Robotic trees against adversity ♪ 489 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,896 {\an8}♪ It's not rocket science or geometry ♪ 490 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,273 {\an8}♪ So sit on back and watch the movie ♪ 491 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,025 {\an8}♪ Five trees against a cactus man ♪ 492 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,111 {\an8}♪ Next summer, we'll be back again ♪ 493 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,946 {\an8}♪ Gotta fill our content demand ♪ 494 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,573 {\an8}♪ If domestic tanks, there's always Japan ♪ 495 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,783 {\an8}♪ All we need is friendship and sunshine ♪ 496 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,576 {\an8}♪ Choking on a wild vine ♪ 497 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,078 {\an8}♪ No one stops us growing from the ground up ♪ 498 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,329 {\an8}♪ Baron Thistle and his hench-weeds ♪ 499 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,956 {\an8}♪ Lookin' like some bad seeds ♪ 500 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,916 {\an8}♪ Now Velocitrees are gonna round up ♪ 501 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,626 {\an8}♪ They have a tendency to fight tyrannic succulents ♪ 502 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,629 {\an8}♪ They have a tendency for kicking plant ass ♪ 503 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,131 {\an8}♪ It's a "Maximum Velocitree" ♪ 504 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,966 Okay, Jerry. All set. 505 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,676 But for the record, I do not condone 506 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,011 using the Movie-lizer in this way. 507 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,929 Hear that, Dad? You're good to go. 508 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,307 Jerry: Can't believe I'm actually inside "Space Jam 7." 509 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,560 Oh, hey, LeBron. Still doing this, huh? 510 00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:52,979 Let's get outta here. 511 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,398 Hey, guys, you know how 512 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,316 I've been writing raptor porn on the side? 513 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,653 I'm ready to share it with the world. 514 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,905 Oh, well, guess I'll just leave it on this machine 515 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,449 till they come back. 516 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,200 [ Movie-lizer whirs, electricity zaps ] 517 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:10,037 Guys? You still there? Oh, no. 518 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,872 Dear God. What is that? 519 00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:14,624 - [ Raptor roaring ] - Aah! Stop! Let go of me! 520 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,835 What are you doing? Stop! 521 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,670 Don't just stand there, Speedy Gonzales. 522 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,048 Do something! 523 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,092 Did you get any of that?