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Jerry: ♪ Deck the house
with Easter baskets ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la,
eggs ♪
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♪ Plastic grass
and chocolate rabbits ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
marshmallow bird ♪
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♪ Easter is the time
for giving ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la,
Easter milk ♪
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Hey, bud, wanna decorate
some Easter baskets
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with your old man?
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What? No.
I-I'm streaming on Twitch.
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"Fortnite"
just added JFK.
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Maybe we could fill
some baskets with jelly beans,
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you know,
get our tradition on?
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I've gotta pack
for spring break.
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Also, Jelly Bean
is a slur.
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Come on, Beth.
The kids are growing up.
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Maybe you and I can hide
some eggs one last time?
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I don't need the house smelling
like egg farts, Jerry.
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Rick. Oh...
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You know what?
Never mind.
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Doesn't anyone
celebrate Easter anymore?
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I-I don't wanna force people to
go to church or anything, but--
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Can you even tell me
what Easter is about?
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It's when Christ
was born.
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Or was murdered, maybe.
I dunno.
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But we eat candy to remember.
It's important.
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Jerry, if it wasn't for
the aisle at Costco,
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you wouldn't even know
it was happening.
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Yeah, Dad.
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Example--
When's Christmas?
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December 25th.
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And what's
today's date?
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Uh, Ap-Ap-April.
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Look, I want to be
a good dad, okay?
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And-- And I know
that you gotta
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go straight up the middle
to do that.
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If Easter is fading
from our family, that's bad.
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So, who's coming with me
to get some egg dye?
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Guess that just means
more candy for Jer.
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[ Humming "Deck the Halls" ]
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♪ Jerry makes an egg,
and it is nice ♪
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Aaah!
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God,
are you ok-- Ahhhghh!
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Oh, my God, what a terrible time
to have eaten so much candy.
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Arghhhh!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm not trying
to kill you with vomit!
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I'm just so scared.
Agghh!
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{\an8}♪
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[ Electricity zapping ]
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{\an8}Please, please tell me
this isn't who I think it is.
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{\an8}Well, do you know of any other
bipedal humanoid rabbits?
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{\an8}Oh, my God,
I killed the Easter Bunny.
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{\an8}Along with the hopes and dreams
of children everywhere.
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{\an8}Summer. Share those jokes
with me in private.
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{\an8}Rick,
what does this mean?
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{\an8}Not sure.
I have a few questions.
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{\an8}Did you puke on it
to try and kill it?
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{\an8}No!
{\an8}I have no more questions.
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{\an8}Huh.
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{\an8}This necklace is German,
13th century.
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{\an8}Shows permafrost
damage and--
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{\an8}Feel my heart. It's beating
a million beats per second!
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{\an8}Sweetie, calm down.
Have a glass of water.
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{\an8}Breathe.
{\an8}Okay, okay.
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{\an8}Whew, you're right.
It's fine.
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{\an8}[ Sighs ]
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{\an8}[ Munching ]
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{\an8}Uh, Dad.
{\an8}Mm!
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{\an8}Right, water.
I came in here for water.
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{\an8}[ Coughing ]
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{\an8}Fucking glass
doesn't work.
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{\an8}[ Grunts ]
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{\an8}[ Humming ]
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{\an8}[ Gulping ]
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{\an8}Dad,
what is happening?
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{\an8}Well, for the first time ever,
Jerry accomplished something.
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{\an8}We should remember him this way,
in case we lose him.
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{\an8}Lose him?
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{\an8}Mutagenesis.
Cellular transformation,
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metastatic spread,
rapidly accelerating
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with a deadline of...
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48 hours from now.
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That's Easter.
Unless it's next weekend?
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Doesn't anyone have
a calendar app?
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I have holidays
turned off.
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Oh, yeah, no,
he-here it is.
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Google says
it's this weekend.
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Well, I truly thought
Easter was a zero holiday,
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but, Jerry,
you've been...
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Easter Claused.
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Oh, no.
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Wait. What?
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Rick, that doesn't
make sense.
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The title of the movie
is based on the pun
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of Santa's last name.
Did you understand
what I meant?
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If so, then it made
plenty of sense.
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Aah!
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{\an8}This is
a mitogen deterrent,
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{\an8}should slow down
the transformation.
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{\an8}Beth, you stay with Jerry.
Morty, you're with me.
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{\an8}We're gonna Dan Brown
that German necklace.
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{\an8}Hell yeah,
E-Easter adventure!
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{\an8}Summer.
{\an8}Daytona?
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{\an8}Exactly.
Get shitfaced, go insane.
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{\an8}Here's a fake ID
and a second alcohol stomach.
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{\an8}I want you to do some molly
and throw up in a pool.
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{\an8}No, no. Don't.
{\an8}I fuckin' love you,
Grandpa Rick.
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{\an8}Come on, Morty,
to the Alps!
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{\an8}Let's Indiana Jones!
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{\an8}♪
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{\an8}Ah. Recent thaw.
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{\an8}This altitude
should be permafrost.
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{\an8}God, I do not wanna say
"climate change" on this show.
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{\an8}I don't know which way
Zaslav voted.
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{\an8}You think
that giant rabbit unfroze
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{\an8}because of SUVs and, uh...
cig-cig-cigarettes?
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{\an8}Yes, Morty, it unfroze
because of cigarettes.
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{\an8}You ever see "Iceman,"
Morty?
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{\an8}'80s flick?
Timothy Hutton?
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{\an8}The '80s were
forever ago, Rick.
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{\an8}"Encino Man"?
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{\an8}You're old.
{\an8}You're old.
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{\an8}Fuck you, Morty.
{\an8}Fuck you, Rick!
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{\an8}Eh, fuck you!
You're old and gay.
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{\an8}You can't say that
anymore!
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{\an8}Let's see
if the locals know anything.
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{\an8}Whoa, ch-check out
this Wicker Man-looking place.
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[ Speaking German ]
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German Easter is
a little less chocolate-centric.
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Say what you want
about America,
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but we get
a few things right.
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[ Choral singing ]
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{\an8}♪
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Whoa.
It's a big Easter egg.
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Looks like it's
from Andromeda.
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Why would aliens
care about a holiday
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we don't even
care about?
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I dunno, but we're not the
only ones looking for answers.
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Check out these nerds.
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Aah! Aah!
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Space Christians?
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I-Isn't that a conflict
of interest?
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Hey, don't scan me.
I'll scan you.
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Easter Rabbit DNA.
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He's clearly
made contact with it.
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My scan says
you shit standing up.
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Says it gets
on your legs.
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Where is the rabbit?
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Oh, a cross gun.
That's dumb.
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Nobody needs
to get hurt.
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I'm sure
I'll be fine.
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[ Grunting ]
Aah!
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Aah!
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{\an8}♪
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Aren't you guys
on Easter's side?
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What the hell
is happening?!
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh! Ah!
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The egg is damaged.
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But now we know
where it's from.
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Andromeda!
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Go there and destroy all
the containment eggs except one.
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We'll capture
the rabbit here.
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And then
Easter will be finished.
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Ahh.
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They got the egg.
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H-How will we know
where to go?
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Morty, it's one word.
We just said it.
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Andromeda.
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Alright!
To Amadahbra!
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Are you...
Are you messing with me?
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Beth.
Please let me out.
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Rick put you in there
for a reason, sweetie.
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Ugh, I feel fine!
I need to pee.
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I just want... five minutes...
to stretch my legs!
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Whoa. Heh.
Your arms.
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I know.
They ripped through my shirt!
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I'm telling you,
I feel amazing.
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Like, I feel like
I could...
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Holy shit. I feel so shallow
for how turned on I am.
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See? I'm solid.
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And so are you.
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Oh. [ Giggles ]
Have I ever told you
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you're the hottest woman
I could imagine?
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Am I this easy?
I think I'm this easy.
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I don't tell you enough.
I don't see you.
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But I see you now.
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Or as the Na'vi
put it...
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{\an8}[ Speaking Na'vi ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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We gotta wash
these sheets.
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How 'bout one more go
before they dry?
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[ Both moaning ]
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Uch, Jesus!
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What?
What?!
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Jerry, you've got a boil
on your back,
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and there's hair
inside it!
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I'm sorry, just--
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I cwath thu
fwack you.
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Jerry? Your tooth.
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Huh.
Would you look at that?
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Oh, there's another one.
Oh!
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh. Oh.
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My mouth feels weird
in the middle.
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Okay,
back in the prism.
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No!
So-- So what?
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A few teeth fell out while
we wait for Rick to get back.
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Why is that
such a big dea--
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[ Screaming ]
Jerry!
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My legs!
Oh, my God, my legs!
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They're broken!
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Wait, they're--
they're fine!
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Better than fine.
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Wow! Look at this, babe.
Look!
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Just calm down.
We'll, uh--
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W-We'll get you
more lettuce.
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Why are you being such a drag
about this?
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You're scaring me.
And you're bumming me out.
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If you're gonna be such a prude,
I'm getting out of here.
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Jerry!
Jerry, come back!
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{\an8}♪
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{\an8}Rick, are we
in the right place?
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{\an8}Yeah.
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Trying to work out
the big mythology here,
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and all I'm getting is
H.R. Giger meets Coachella.
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Okay, Rick, so, it looks
like there's a space oyster,
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{\an8}and it hypnotizes animals
with its pearl--
Uh, no. Stop. Stop.
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I was just makin'
a hypothesis!
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You know,
trying out some science?
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Here's science.
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The Easter Rabbit's
an alien.
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They send it to planets
in an egg.
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If you kill it,
you become it.
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Okay, well,
explain this, then.
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Easy.
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The rabbit is some kind
of pheromonal catalyst.
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L-Looks like it makes
everyone have sex
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until the planet gets
overpopulated and collapses.
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It's fuck-based
terraforming!
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Shit, duck!
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Whoa, Rick,
d-do you see that?
243
00:09:34,999 --> 00:09:38,042
Yeah. It has a butt
where its dick should be.
244
00:09:38,043 --> 00:09:39,085
Rick.
Morty.
245
00:09:39,086 --> 00:09:42,213
Its butt
is in the front.
246
00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:43,965
Ooooh,
these must be the guys
247
00:09:43,966 --> 00:09:46,217
who move in after the rabbit's
done its stuff.
248
00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:48,011
Have you seen any of them
turn around yet?
249
00:09:48,012 --> 00:09:50,139
Is it in the back?
Stop it.
250
00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:54,642
[ Screeching ]
251
00:09:54,643 --> 00:10:02,692
{\an8}♪
252
00:10:02,693 --> 00:10:04,068
[ Cage clatters ]
253
00:10:04,069 --> 00:10:06,362
Prepare to meet
your maker!
Huh?
254
00:10:06,363 --> 00:10:08,616
[ Screeching ]
255
00:10:10,951 --> 00:10:12,827
Christ guys
hate the bald guys?
256
00:10:12,828 --> 00:10:14,913
What is the lore?
Who do we help?
257
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:18,082
[ Screeching ]
258
00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:20,209
Neither!
We're gonna third party!
259
00:10:20,210 --> 00:10:22,837
[ Panting ]
He's going for the last egg!
260
00:10:22,838 --> 00:10:24,297
Stop the dentist!
261
00:10:24,298 --> 00:10:25,715
Aah!
262
00:10:25,716 --> 00:10:27,051
Shit!
263
00:10:28,469 --> 00:10:30,012
Aah!
264
00:10:30,888 --> 00:10:32,430
[ Screeching ]
265
00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:38,353
{\an8}♪
266
00:10:38,354 --> 00:10:40,521
H-How are we
getting off this planet, Rick?
267
00:10:40,522 --> 00:10:41,898
Same way they do.
268
00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:43,441
Son of a bitch.
269
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,359
Those are ships?
270
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,861
{\an8}Oh, I've seen this
on TV.
271
00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:48,529
{\an8}Th-They're on Earth!
{\an8}Yep.
272
00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,114
On Easter Island.
273
00:10:50,115 --> 00:10:52,368
Suppose that might've been
a good place to start.
274
00:10:58,248 --> 00:11:00,750
Sir... mission successful.
275
00:11:00,751 --> 00:11:02,418
We didn't get an egg.
276
00:11:02,419 --> 00:11:05,004
The old man and his young son
escaped with it.
277
00:11:05,005 --> 00:11:08,716
Kincaid: Why did you say
mission successful, then?
278
00:11:08,717 --> 00:11:10,551
I dunno.
I'm dying.
279
00:11:10,552 --> 00:11:12,720
Kinda wanted to go out
on a high--
280
00:11:12,721 --> 00:11:14,639
He was here.
281
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,643
Now...
where did he go?
282
00:11:19,561 --> 00:11:22,730
[ Up-tempo country music plays ]
283
00:11:22,731 --> 00:11:31,072
{\an8}♪
284
00:11:31,073 --> 00:11:33,241
[ Cheers and applause ]
285
00:11:33,242 --> 00:11:35,576
Can't believe you're here
after that motorcycle accident
286
00:11:35,577 --> 00:11:37,745
you clearly just
walked away from.
287
00:11:37,746 --> 00:11:39,580
Yeah, buddy.
I respect you.
288
00:11:39,581 --> 00:11:42,626
You respect me enough
to have sex with that guy?
289
00:11:45,129 --> 00:11:46,714
What? No!
290
00:11:48,215 --> 00:11:50,676
But maybe I could give him
a little smooch.
291
00:11:51,802 --> 00:11:53,261
Whoa,
what's going on?
292
00:11:53,262 --> 00:11:55,471
Have sex with someone!
293
00:11:55,472 --> 00:11:57,640
How 'bout a dry hump
instead?
294
00:11:57,641 --> 00:11:58,808
Good enough.
295
00:11:58,809 --> 00:12:00,101
Oh, yeah.
296
00:12:00,102 --> 00:12:01,729
Powers growing.
297
00:12:03,272 --> 00:12:05,898
Societal collapse
imminent!
298
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,734
[ Banging, clattering ]
299
00:12:07,735 --> 00:12:10,611
[ Laughter ]
300
00:12:10,612 --> 00:12:11,946
[ Zipper opens ]
301
00:12:11,947 --> 00:12:14,282
Oh, yeah. Oh.
302
00:12:14,283 --> 00:12:16,409
Freeze,
abomination!
303
00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:17,994
No! No!
304
00:12:17,995 --> 00:12:20,955
Must collapse society!
305
00:12:20,956 --> 00:12:23,124
Not today, cupcake.
306
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:33,801
{\an8}♪
307
00:12:33,802 --> 00:12:35,470
Aaah! Rick!
308
00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:40,308
{\an8}♪
309
00:12:40,309 --> 00:12:42,727
I feel like we got off
on the wrong foot here.
310
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:45,730
Christrooper General
Reinhard Kincaid.
311
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,441
The truth is,
we both want the same thing.
312
00:12:48,442 --> 00:12:49,984
We both want you
to shut up?
313
00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:52,862
Cute.
Let me tell you a story.
314
00:12:52,863 --> 00:12:57,033
My species
does not like sex.
315
00:12:57,034 --> 00:12:59,160
Is that...
the whole story?
316
00:12:59,161 --> 00:13:00,578
We think it's gross.
317
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,497
I don't like seeing it
in movies or TV.
318
00:13:02,498 --> 00:13:04,832
It upsets me when they
reference it in pop songs.
319
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,501
Wow.
2,000 years ago,
320
00:13:06,502 --> 00:13:09,337
we sent a Trooper here
to kill your rabbit.
321
00:13:09,338 --> 00:13:11,380
But Earth crucified him.
322
00:13:11,381 --> 00:13:14,092
Whoa. That is not
how we tell that story.
323
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,802
Look,
you have the egg.
324
00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:17,053
We have...
325
00:13:17,054 --> 00:13:18,721
[ Grunting ]
326
00:13:18,722 --> 00:13:19,931
Dad?!
Shut up.
327
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,558
Mo-o-o-rty!
328
00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,352
[ Growls ]
329
00:13:24,353 --> 00:13:26,270
He's gonna
break through!
330
00:13:26,271 --> 00:13:29,441
[ Growling ]
331
00:13:32,236 --> 00:13:34,279
[ Screeching ]
332
00:13:36,198 --> 00:13:37,698
Holy shit.
333
00:13:37,699 --> 00:13:43,412
{\an8}♪
334
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,039
Jerry.
You in there?
335
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,834
Come on, let's get you home
and un-Easter-Clause you.
336
00:13:47,835 --> 00:13:50,253
There is no Jerry.
337
00:13:50,254 --> 00:13:53,381
Only Bunny.
Kiss.
338
00:13:53,382 --> 00:13:55,299
Gross, dude.
Dad! We saw the murals.
339
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,717
You don't think the first thing
we would do
340
00:13:56,718 --> 00:13:57,844
is inoculate ourselves?
341
00:13:57,845 --> 00:13:59,053
Yeah,
this is a low.
342
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:02,598
Sex!
343
00:14:02,599 --> 00:14:07,979
{\an8}♪
344
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,898
Have baby.
345
00:14:10,858 --> 00:14:13,067
Cram penis.
346
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:16,112
Spill juice.
347
00:14:16,113 --> 00:14:19,783
Time to make fuuuuck!
348
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,662
[ People moaning ]
349
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,122
Aah!
Beth!
350
00:14:26,123 --> 00:14:27,582
[ Breathing heavily ]
351
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,666
Aah!
352
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,627
[ Growling ]
353
00:14:31,378 --> 00:14:32,920
[ Jerry
breathing heavily ]
354
00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:35,256
J-Jerry?
355
00:14:35,257 --> 00:14:37,550
Aah!
356
00:14:37,551 --> 00:14:42,055
Jerry! I want to have sex
with you, not this.
357
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:45,933
Jerry monster?
358
00:14:45,934 --> 00:14:47,643
No!
359
00:14:47,644 --> 00:14:49,645
So sorry.
360
00:14:49,646 --> 00:14:52,607
I'm sorry, Beth.
361
00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:54,775
What have I become?
362
00:14:54,776 --> 00:14:56,360
It's okay.
363
00:14:56,361 --> 00:14:59,238
You just wanted to celebrate
a holiday with your family.
364
00:14:59,239 --> 00:15:01,240
Now you know
never to do that again.
365
00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:03,951
Get back!
Can't control it!
366
00:15:03,952 --> 00:15:05,369
I know what to do.
367
00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:11,459
{\an8}♪
368
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,753
[ Grunting ]
369
00:15:13,754 --> 00:15:20,760
{\an8}♪
370
00:15:20,761 --> 00:15:23,804
Anyway, that's the whole plot
of "Alien: Prometheus."
371
00:15:23,805 --> 00:15:25,681
Wow!
Sounds memorable!
372
00:15:25,682 --> 00:15:27,683
H-How'd we even start
talking about that?
373
00:15:27,684 --> 00:15:29,810
I dunno, Morty. Sometimes
I just get on tangents.
374
00:15:29,811 --> 00:15:31,938
[ Laughing ]
375
00:15:31,939 --> 00:15:33,689
You think you've won.
376
00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:37,318
But we sent our best man,
and he couldn't do the job.
377
00:15:37,319 --> 00:15:40,196
Do you truly think
you're better than the Christ?
378
00:15:40,197 --> 00:15:42,198
Ugh. This guy doesn't even die
when he's dead.
379
00:15:42,199 --> 00:15:45,493
Your planet will be,
how do you say it,
380
00:15:45,494 --> 00:15:47,161
fucked out.
381
00:15:47,162 --> 00:15:50,539
[ Laughing ]
382
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:51,582
Ho.
383
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,085
[ Wheezes ]
384
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:56,170
Okay,
now he's dead.
385
00:15:56,171 --> 00:15:58,631
[ Snoring ]
386
00:15:58,632 --> 00:15:59,674
He's sleeping.
387
00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:01,509
Do we...
need to kill him?
388
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:04,262
We can go.
He's on an island without legs.
389
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,098
[ Both moaning ]
390
00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:10,559
Morty, remind me to delete
the Ring cams after this.
391
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,103
It's like that thing
you told me about,
392
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,272
the-- the rat thing.
Rat thing?
393
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,357
You told me once
about an experiment with rats.
394
00:16:16,358 --> 00:16:18,818
When I was, "wasting time
brushing my hair."
395
00:16:18,819 --> 00:16:21,529
Rat utopia! Morty!
I-It's exactly like that.
396
00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:23,281
That's--
You did science!
397
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,699
Good job.
Nice little mini-arc.
398
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:29,203
And all it took
was a trip to Amadahbra!
399
00:16:29,204 --> 00:16:30,496
He's in the garage.
400
00:16:30,497 --> 00:16:32,206
And unless you guys
just jerked around
401
00:16:32,207 --> 00:16:34,125
for the last 48 hours,
you know how to fix this.
402
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,293
He's my grandson!
We didn't jerk anything!
403
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,711
I made a vaccine.
404
00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:40,673
Can't... hold it... in!
405
00:16:40,674 --> 00:16:42,801
[ People moaning ]
406
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:47,346
[ Breathing heavily ]
407
00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:49,515
Thank god
we already had sex.
408
00:16:49,516 --> 00:16:51,475
When he was
a person.
409
00:16:51,476 --> 00:16:53,477
Alright, I'm gonna extract the
rabbit particles into this egg
410
00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:55,187
without killing Jerry.
411
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,523
Do not touch the beam
or you'll become the bunny.
412
00:16:57,524 --> 00:16:59,567
And I'm guessing it'll be fast,
because it's...
413
00:16:59,568 --> 00:17:01,819
Easter.
414
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,155
[ Growling ]
415
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,823
Ugh, what now?!
416
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:08,242
[ Groaning ]
417
00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:10,202
Ooh! It's a--
It's a butt guy!
418
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,996
Morty, I saw his back part!
He's got a--
419
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,497
Rick,
there's no time!
420
00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:15,500
Aah!
421
00:17:16,084 --> 00:17:17,336
[ Screeching ]
422
00:17:18,962 --> 00:17:19,962
Shit!
423
00:17:19,963 --> 00:17:21,172
[ Crackling ]
424
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:24,050
Guuuuaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
425
00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:25,677
[ Screams ]
426
00:17:27,095 --> 00:17:29,555
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
427
00:17:29,556 --> 00:17:30,556
Mom!
428
00:17:30,557 --> 00:17:32,099
[ Growling ]
429
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,018
Aah!
430
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,896
[ Groaning ]
431
00:17:37,147 --> 00:17:39,649
Agh!
God, I hate Easter!
432
00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:44,695
Aaah!
433
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,364
Beth, are you okay?!
434
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,700
Jerry.
I'm so sorry!
435
00:17:49,785 --> 00:17:51,535
[ Roars ]
436
00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:54,663
[ Sighs ]
[ People moaning ]
437
00:17:54,664 --> 00:17:56,999
I have to fix this.
438
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,711
Aah! Aah!
439
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,506
[ Screeching ]
440
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,174
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
441
00:18:05,175 --> 00:18:07,635
It's in the Butt Guy!
442
00:18:07,636 --> 00:18:10,347
[ Screeching ]
443
00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:18,396
Whoa!
It's that guy!
444
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:19,647
How did you
get here?
445
00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:21,649
I took
the big stone ship.
446
00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:24,360
But I landed downtown,
so then I took a bus.
447
00:18:24,361 --> 00:18:25,820
Then I put the egg back
in the splitter
448
00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:27,530
after he dropped it
in front of me
449
00:18:27,531 --> 00:18:29,490
and patched the egg
with a piece from that mosaic.
450
00:18:29,491 --> 00:18:32,159
Then I used that to get
the bunny out of the butt guy
451
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,744
into the egg,
which you guys saw,
452
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:37,164
and now we're
in the present.
453
00:18:37,165 --> 00:18:39,500
Everyone stopped
having sex.
454
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:41,168
It's-- It's beautiful.
455
00:18:41,169 --> 00:18:42,670
You can keep the egg.
We're done here.
456
00:18:42,671 --> 00:18:44,255
What am I gonna do
with this?
457
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,923
I dunno.
Use it as art?
458
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:48,175
What do people do on your planet
if they're not having sex?
459
00:18:48,176 --> 00:18:49,510
I'm so glad you asked.
460
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:50,845
We weren't
actually asking.
461
00:18:50,846 --> 00:18:52,096
Get off our lawn.
462
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,098
[ Grunting ]
463
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,809
[ Chuckles ]
Alright, I can do it.
464
00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:58,727
[ Grunts ]
Just give me a moment.
465
00:18:58,728 --> 00:19:01,439
[ Grunting ]
Turn away. Turn away.
Who--
466
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,816
Who was that?
Honestly, Mom, don't ask.
467
00:19:03,817 --> 00:19:05,985
The less we know about holidays
the better.
468
00:19:05,986 --> 00:19:08,571
Well said, son.
Well said.
469
00:19:08,572 --> 00:19:11,282
♪ Deck the house
with Easter baskets ♪
470
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:14,368
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la,
eggs ♪
471
00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:17,037
♪ Plastic grass
and chocolate rabbits ♪
472
00:19:17,038 --> 00:19:19,874
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
marshmallow bird ♪
473
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:22,918
♪ Easter is the time
for giving ♪
474
00:19:22,919 --> 00:19:25,713
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la,
Easter milk ♪
475
00:19:25,714 --> 00:19:28,757
♪ Something, something,
basket, candy ♪
476
00:19:28,758 --> 00:19:31,302
♪ Jerry makes an egg,
and it is nice ♪
477
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:34,555
♪ Oh, presidents
can have a birthday ♪
478
00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:37,433
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la, celebrate ♪
479
00:19:37,434 --> 00:19:40,478
♪ Burger King
and do it your way ♪
480
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:43,314
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
Whopper, Big Mac ♪
481
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,108
♪ Some are loud
and some are somber ♪
482
00:19:46,109 --> 00:19:48,736
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la,
different things ♪
483
00:19:48,737 --> 00:19:51,989
♪ Corvettes and Hondas,
Mr. Golf Cart ♪
484
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,742
♪ Everything's a sale,
go to the store ♪
485
00:19:54,743 --> 00:19:56,577
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la, spend ♪
486
00:19:56,578 --> 00:19:58,287
That should do it.
487
00:19:58,288 --> 00:20:01,750
I-I'm happy we did all the other
religious holidays off-screen.
488
00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:06,295
Wait, did we just live
through a whole calendar year?
489
00:20:06,296 --> 00:20:08,172
Is Summer still at
spring break?!
490
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,132
[ Dance music plays ]
491
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,759
You wanna
do more poppers?
492
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,302
No, I'm tired.
493
00:20:13,303 --> 00:20:14,970
How long
have we been here?
494
00:20:14,971 --> 00:20:16,931
I think it's December.
495
00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:18,474
Spring break!
496
00:20:18,475 --> 00:20:20,809
Sunblock, trading sunblock
for flip-flops!
497
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:23,270
We've got shots.
Tequila shots, Vodka shots.
498
00:20:23,271 --> 00:20:24,271
Tetanus shots!
499
00:20:24,272 --> 00:20:25,731
[ Air horn blows ]
500
00:20:25,732 --> 00:20:27,942
Shit.
Gotta go see Madison.
501
00:20:27,943 --> 00:20:29,527
Do you have a tribute?
502
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:32,279
Madison! I've brought you
this epic gram of mushrooms.
503
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,240
"Epic"?
What are you, 30?
504
00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:35,574
Get the hell out of my tent.
No!
505
00:20:35,575 --> 00:20:36,909
What did you bring her?
506
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:38,577
Weed gummies,
and I found a PopSocket.
507
00:20:38,578 --> 00:20:40,287
Hey!
Madison!
I brought you a PopSocket!
508
00:20:40,288 --> 00:20:41,789
That's mine!
Give it back!
509
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:42,957
Ugh, drama.
510
00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:46,293
Exile them to the
Best Western pool area.
511
00:20:46,294 --> 00:20:47,545
Hold up.
512
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,129
What's the story
on that bracelet?
513
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:52,299
[ Sighs ] After I realized
spring break only ends
514
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,801
if your parents
pick you up,
515
00:20:53,802 --> 00:20:55,970
I holed up with
another forgotten girl I met.
516
00:20:55,971 --> 00:20:59,473
Me and Brittany lived on jello
shots until her teeth fell out.
517
00:20:59,474 --> 00:21:02,309
She didn't have a second stomach
just for alcohol.
518
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:03,644
She didn't make it.
519
00:21:03,645 --> 00:21:06,272
I wear her teeth
to remember.
520
00:21:06,273 --> 00:21:07,856
They're yours
if you want 'em.
521
00:21:07,857 --> 00:21:10,526
Tight.
This girl is my new bestie.
522
00:21:10,527 --> 00:21:13,404
Hell yeah.
Let's do poppers!
523
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:15,823
Hell... yeah.
524
00:21:15,824 --> 00:21:45,812
{\an8}♪
525
00:21:49,232 --> 00:21:51,025
[ Doorbell rings ]
526
00:21:51,026 --> 00:21:54,737
Debra. My love.
I voyaged across the stars.
527
00:21:54,738 --> 00:21:58,073
And I've realized one thing
above all others.
528
00:21:58,074 --> 00:22:01,118
I want to make love
to my wife.
529
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,203
What?
Sex is gross.
530
00:22:03,204 --> 00:22:04,538
Are you sure?
531
00:22:04,539 --> 00:22:06,040
It doesn't weird me out
anymore.
532
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,833
I sort of got to see it
up close.
533
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:11,045
You've been gone for 20 years.
You came back in half.
534
00:22:11,046 --> 00:22:12,379
What am I gonna fuck,
535
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:13,839
that bone that's sticking out
of your body?
536
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,924
Also, what is that?
I didn't ask for a big egg.
537
00:22:15,925 --> 00:22:19,678
It's got an immortal
bunny spirit in it.
538
00:22:19,679 --> 00:22:21,764
Does that turn you on?
No. Absolutely not.
539
00:22:21,765 --> 00:22:24,643
Drag yourself
somewhere else.
540
00:22:25,852 --> 00:22:29,731
I have lived my life poorly.
541
00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:32,776
Did you get any of that?