1 00:00:03,796 --> 00:00:05,254 Crowd: [ Chanting ] CHARGE BELONGS! IN THE WALL! 2 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:06,798 FREE THE CHARGE! FREE US ALL! 3 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,633 A huge turnout today at the offices 4 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:11,344 of billionaire leader and tech visionary Summer Smith... 5 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,805 as she attempts to make Chargeria history. 6 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:17,266 And this just in: phone chargers are very important, 7 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,603 so never, never steal them. 8 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,355 We're ready to launch the device. 9 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,065 Do we have eyes on my brother? 10 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:26,109 - No, ma'am. - Then we're not ready. 11 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:29,237 {\an8}♪ 12 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,863 [ Beeping ] 13 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,365 Come on, Morty. 14 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,367 Wait! Remember! 15 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,869 - If you borrow his phone charger... - I know. 16 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,372 ...it's really important you give it back! 17 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,583 Even if you think he wasn't using it! 18 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:50,258 {\an8}♪ 19 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,384 [ Gun cocks ] 20 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,261 I'm alone. 21 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,805 I was, too. That's how I like it. 22 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:56,889 [ Whistles ] 23 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,474 [ Dogs barking ] 24 00:00:58,475 --> 00:00:59,684 Ohh! [ Chuckles ] 25 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,436 Come, if you wanna eat. 26 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:03,647 [ Dogs barking ] 27 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:09,862 [ Chair slides ] 28 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,656 Saw you on the news. 29 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,742 Guess it's been a while since you've had a normal meal. 30 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,161 By "normal," you mean the spoon is dirty? 31 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:21,414 CJ's recipe. Back at the firehouse. 32 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,541 Ugh! I didn't put my life's work on hold 33 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,084 to sit here talking to you about chili. 34 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,922 He always said the secret ingredient is patience. 35 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,549 Morty, it is time to go! 36 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,176 It's almost 9 p.m. back in the real world, 37 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,261 and our exit will only work if Mom's in the kitchen 38 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,637 pouring her bedtime wine! 39 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,139 There's nothing for me back there! 40 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,183 - Go without me. - That's not how it works, Morty! 41 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:43,936 And I'm sorry, but I refuse to turn forty in here! 42 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,938 [ Sighs ] 43 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,106 What choice do I have? 44 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,108 We always had choices. 45 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,402 Take some ownership. 46 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,362 [ beeping ] 47 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:56,074 We're ready. Start the launch. 48 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:58,367 God have mercy on our souls. 49 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:03,289 Engineer: Five, four, three. two, one. 50 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,499 Launch. 51 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,918 [ Rumbling ] 52 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:11,297 {\an8}♪ 53 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,632 - [ Beeping ] - It's charging! 54 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,550 Charging in the air! 55 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,386 Dear God! Summer Smith has made phone chargers obsolete! 56 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,013 Woman: No more cords! 57 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,139 [ All cheering ] 58 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,767 [ Laughing ] It's working! 59 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,977 A contactless electrical grid! 60 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,647 That means no chargers, you old bitch! 61 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,525 I win! The matrix is obsolete! 62 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:34,112 [ Both screaming ] 63 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:35,321 [ Buzzer sounding ] 64 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,656 - [ Both screaming ] - What the hell? 65 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,116 Oh, shit. How long was I out? 66 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:40,993 Mom! Mom! Mommy! Get away from me, Rick! 67 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,663 Mom! Rick put us in a simulated reality 68 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,499 to teach us a lesson about taking his phone charger and not giving it back, 69 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,917 and then he fell asleep and forgot about us 70 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,378 for the matrix equivalent of 17 years! 71 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:51,838 I'm an emancipated adult! 72 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,006 I demand sovereignty over my mind and future! 73 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,008 Don't let him reset us! 74 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:59,555 This is why I have bedtime wine. [ Slurps ] 75 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,018 {\an8}My-- My hands! A child's hands! 76 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,855 {\an8}You built a matrix to punish them for a phone charger?! 77 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:11,357 {\an8}I'm not that petty, Beth. It can punish them for anything. 78 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,442 {\an8}Put that mindblower gun down. 79 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,863 {\an8}Okay. Obviously Grandpa cooked you guys a little too long. 80 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,364 {\an8}Long enough to go to law school 81 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,782 {\an8}and revolutionize engineering. 82 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,742 {\an8}Summer, that whole system's basically 8-bit. 83 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,245 {\an8}A child with a crayon could revolutionize engineering. 84 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,538 {\an8}Don't let him wipe me, Mom! 85 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,165 {\an8}I fell in love, ran a country, 86 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:29,375 {\an8}visited Chargentina and the Phoneippines. 87 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,210 {\an8}I can't lose those memories! 88 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,546 {\an8}Um, I-- I wanna remember it, too. 89 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,298 {\an8}Dad, I think the kids should be allowed 90 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,550 {\an8}to do whatever they want with what you did to their brains. 91 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,885 {\an8}You want a couple of matrix-crazy adults 92 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,845 {\an8}in child bodies? Good luck with that. 93 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,722 {\an8}Yes! I beat you, Rick! 94 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,057 {\an8}You mess with the bull, you get the 34-year-old horns! 95 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,351 {\an8}I'm gonna crush it in high school! 96 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,187 {\an8}Give me a holler when this goes south. 97 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:50,897 {\an8}♪ 98 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,566 {\an8}Summer: There's literally no limit to what I can achieve. 99 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,818 {\an8}Student-body president. Valedictorian. 100 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:59,113 {\an8}Or maybe just live this one day, sweet and fleeting. 101 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,658 {\an8}Maybe just hold onto 17. 102 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,535 {\an8}- [ Cackling ] - Cold much? 103 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:05,912 {\an8}You're nipping out. 104 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,663 {\an8}Oh, come on. We don't have to do 105 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,415 {\an8}these teenage-girl stereotypes. 106 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,459 {\an8}Your body violates our code of conduct, missy. 107 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,877 {\an8}- Go home and change. - But-- 108 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,754 {\an8}Your wiles won't get you anywhere with me. 109 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,381 {\an8}Oh, my God. She's hot for Principal Vagina. 110 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,591 {\an8}She's nipping even harder! 111 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,343 {\an8}Eat my ass, you shallow bitches! 112 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:21,594 {\an8}[ Laughter ] 113 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,179 {\an8}Every time I think our friendship 114 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,472 {\an8}can't get any stronger. 115 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,349 {\an8}I know. You're truly my sister. 116 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,018 {\an8}Aww! 117 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,104 {\an8}[ Sighs ] 118 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,106 {\an8}School's not what you remember, huh? 119 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,234 {\an8}Ugh. I'm just embarrassed I let them get to me. 120 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,277 {\an8}Those girls probably still believe people like them 121 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,821 {\an8}for their personality and that recycling is real. 122 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,032 {\an8}- Hey, do you have a bobby pin? - Yeah. Here. 123 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,825 {\an8}At least they're too dumb to do real damage. 124 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,786 {\an8}It's like blunt-force trauma, as opposed to 125 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,621 {\an8}a hot curling iron going slowly up your asshole. 126 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,039 {\an8}[ Chuckles ] Wow. 127 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,291 {\an8}Which is how I describe my first marriage. 128 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,459 {\an8}[ Both laugh ] 129 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,794 {\an8}You got married in there?! 130 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,712 {\an8}The best part was, I supported him 131 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,172 {\an8}while he worked on his music. 132 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,049 {\an8}Ugh. Been there. It's like, I can either be 133 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:03,010 {\an8}the primary earner or your mommy. I can't be both. 134 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,387 {\an8}[ Both laugh ] 135 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:05,889 {\an8}Yeah. 136 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,517 {\an8}A third mimosa? 137 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,060 {\an8}On a Wednesday afternoon? 138 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,396 {\an8}Both: Who are we? [ Laughing ] 139 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:16,399 {\an8}Oh, my God. I'm totally turning into my mother. 140 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,817 {\an8}Goals! 141 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,986 {\an8}I love this version of you. 142 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:23,948 {\an8}You're so... self-assured. I wish I had more of that. 143 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,492 Aww! Beth! Can I call you Beth? 144 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,328 Absolutely! And I'll call you... 145 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,997 - Summer? - Oh, right. Of course. 146 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:34,125 You were able to achieve so much in there. 147 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,668 Hashtag girl boss. 148 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,087 Ugh. I hate when grown women call themselves girls. 149 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,922 Oh, same. Me too. That was ironic. 150 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,590 Speaking of grown women, 151 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,092 maybe it's time for a little upgrade? 152 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,511 Oh, come on. Look at who you've become. 153 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,805 You don't need some cliché makeover. 154 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,348 I meant for both of us. 155 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,142 Do you just buy your shirts from Target 156 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,436 - or do you also work there? - [ Groans ] 157 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:55,813 Aww, Beth! I was joking! 158 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,690 Part of my management style. 159 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,608 But isn't comedy just the revelation 160 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,027 of an unacknowledged truth? 161 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,361 Think about it. 162 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,697 Let's get out of here, girl. You need a blowout! 163 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,115 [ Crackling ] 164 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,533 The hell are you doing, Morty? 165 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,868 Get your hands off my death race car! 166 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,411 The struts were a little off. 167 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,954 [ Scoffs ] The struts were a little-- 168 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,123 Wow. Okay. The struts were a little off. 169 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,625 Picked up a few skills when I was inside. 170 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:17,626 The matrix? 171 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:18,961 Matrix prison. 172 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:20,254 Oh. Badass. 173 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,506 This is that death race on Vega Five, right? 174 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:23,799 Space and land? 175 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,468 - Yeah, actually. - Toss me a beer. 176 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,720 Think we should add a snorkel intake to the engine block. 177 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:31,016 Damn, Morty. Maybe I should leave you in a matrix more often. 178 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,850 Ohhhhhh! 179 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,310 Morty! What are you doing?! 180 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,604 - I'm getting Rick's attention! - Freeze! 181 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:37,897 Fuck you! None of this is real! 182 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,690 - Morty, run! - Hey! Thieves! 183 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,567 Never take what's not yours, 184 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,819 especially if it's a phone charger! 185 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,072 Rick, we're sorry we stole your phone charger! 186 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,032 We learned our lesson! Now let us out! 187 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,910 If that was gonna work, we would've been ejected by now! 188 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,412 You have the right to remain plugged in! 189 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,748 Any charger you steal can and will 190 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,458 - be used against you. - Summer, help! 191 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,503 Sorry, Morty! But one of us has to find a way out of here! 192 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,129 [Echoing] Summer! 193 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:08,469 {\an8}♪ 194 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,430 [ Grunting and shouting ] 195 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,932 Aah! 196 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,183 Ooh! 197 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:19,772 {\an8}♪ 198 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,524 [ Needle buzzing ] 199 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:28,280 {\an8}♪ 200 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,615 [ Sighs ] 201 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,618 {\an8}♪ 202 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,286 [ No dialogue ] 203 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,664 {\an8}♪ 204 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,666 [ Siren wails ] 205 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:44,755 {\an8}♪ 206 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,465 [ No dialogue ] 207 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:55,350 {\an8}♪ 208 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,769 C-CJ. 209 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,688 If you're remembering a bunch of stuff, 210 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,314 you have to say it out loud. 211 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,317 I-- I just miss them. 212 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,194 Ehh. Y-You know what, pal? 213 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,738 I think that engine snorkel's a good idea. 214 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,031 Bottoms up. 215 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,324 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 216 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,285 Wow. You can really pull that look off. 217 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,744 I could never go short. 218 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,121 It's called disruption. 219 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,081 If you don't take risks, you don't grow. 220 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,084 Uh, for me, this is pretty bold. 221 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,963 I guess everyone has to start somewhere. 222 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,007 What do you think of this? 223 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,509 I think there was a reason it was on the clearance rack. 224 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,970 I thought you wanted to feel more confident. 225 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,514 Now, this says confidence. 226 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,683 It also says $3,000! 227 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,561 Who's gonna invest in you if you won't invest in yourself? 228 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:43,105 My job is to invest in your college fund, Summer. 229 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,441 First of all, I already graduated charger cum laude 230 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,693 with a major in chargers and a minor in-- 231 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,695 - Let me guess. - English Lit. 232 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,280 Beth, I can't make you 17 again, 233 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,032 but I can give this gift of knowledge: 234 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,950 life is slipping away. 235 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,744 It's time to make some big changes 236 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,288 or get comfortable with some big regrets. 237 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:02,208 So, are you gonna buy me this suit or what? 238 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,793 - And steel plates. - Good stuff. 239 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,086 Oh! L-Look at that, Rick! 240 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,671 They-- They got a sale on rebar! 241 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,633 Oh, hell yeah! Buy two rebar, get one freebar?! 242 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:13,219 Matrix Morty's got an eye for a deal! 243 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,970 [ Crackling ] 244 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,139 I gotta hand it to you. T-This feels pretty good. 245 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,058 Good old American craftsmanship, Morty. 246 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,768 Feels good to use your hands. 247 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,062 - [ Engine starts ] - Oh-ho-ho-ho! Ho! 248 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:27,107 She's purring like a-- like an oily little kitten! 249 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,901 Wow. You guys are... 250 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,695 really spreading out onto the lawn, huh? 251 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,572 Summer: Ugh. Suburbia. 252 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,699 Dad, can I talk to you? 253 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,076 [Burps] Listen. 254 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,744 If this is about the beers, Morty's cool. 255 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,079 He has like four Purple Hearts. 256 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,580 Five. Those and a nickel 257 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,790 will get you a cup of coffee. 258 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,542 Ho-ho! Disillusioned Morty! 259 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,252 Love this guy! 260 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,419 Listen, Beth. 261 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,921 If ya wanna judge someone, call Jerry. 262 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,506 I can't. My phone's dead. 263 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:53,425 I had to film turns of every outfit Summer tried on. 264 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,636 - You need a charger? Use mine. - [ Gasps ] 265 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:56,887 Oh. Okay. You sure? 266 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,597 Ohh! Uh-h, yeah! 267 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,683 Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're-- 268 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,017 You're gonna give that back, right?! 269 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,937 'Cause I can't impress upon you how... 270 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,355 [ Explosion ] 271 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:10,192 [ Gunfire ] 272 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,946 - [ Beeping ] - [ Screams ] 273 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,866 [ Screaming ] Oh, God! 274 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,535 Oh, my God! 8-Ball! 275 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:23,455 [ Gasps ] No! No! CJ?! Chop Block?? 276 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,208 Marmaduke?! 277 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,297 [ Screaming ] 278 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,799 8-Ball. He-- He didn't make it. 279 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,385 - [ All gasp ] - We-- We saw you die, man! 280 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,303 [ Vomits ] 281 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,805 I-I can't-- I-I can't die! 282 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,765 [ Sobbing ] 283 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,684 I-I got you, buddy. I got you. 284 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,686 Morty: I can't. I can't die. 285 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,855 [ Screaming ] 286 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,940 {\an8}♪ 287 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,984 [ Screaming ] 288 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,486 [ Panting ] 289 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,738 [ Grunts ] 290 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,823 - [ Gun cocks ] - Huh? 291 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,742 [ Gasps ] 292 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,077 [ Grunts ] 293 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,997 [ Grunts ] 294 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,375 Just take whatever you want. 295 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,002 Nothing out here fucking matters. 296 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,712 Wonder who he learned that from. 297 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,297 Probably someone too tamed 298 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,966 by neo-liberal groupthink to buy a cool jacket. 299 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,218 Dad, I think maybe you were right on this one. 300 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,928 - [ Gasps ] - Rick: Beth, that's not how it works. 301 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,722 You gotta press it up against their head. 302 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,515 You just tried to mind-blow me?! 303 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,600 [ Screams ] 304 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,810 Summer! Get back here! 305 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,312 This is for your own good! 306 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,022 No, it's for your own good. 307 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,316 I thought you were my friend, bitch! 308 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,360 My friends don't talk to me like that. 309 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,819 Because you don't have any! 310 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,029 Hey! 311 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,364 - [ Grunts ] - [ Alarm blaring ] 312 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,199 All I want is to live my best life! 313 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,868 - You're too scared to even try! - [ Engine starts ] 314 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,745 Did you just hotwire that car? 315 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,038 Yes. 316 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,790 - Summer!! - Later, Boomer! 317 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,917 - [ Tires squeal ] - [ Horn blares ] 318 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,044 Damn. That got out of hand fast. 319 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,337 Welp, I told her it would. 320 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,214 Smart man. Here. Check this out. 321 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,674 Me and CJ came up with it 322 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,592 during the siege of the Three Pronged Mountains. 323 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,720 We were holed up with nothing but these old Nokia 3.5's. 324 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,889 Had to use a little something we called the reg-rahc. 325 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,140 Try her out. 326 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,308 "Charger" spelled backwards. 327 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,935 Cute. What's it do? 328 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,646 - [ Zap ] - [ Grunts ] 329 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,940 Pulls the charge right out a man's heart. 330 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,360 Thanks for the ride, Rick. [ Smooches ] 331 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:19,363 Also, I didn't know Summer was gonna hijack a vehicle, too. 332 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,408 I've been planning this a lot longer than her. 333 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,575 Anyway... 334 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,161 [ Engine starts ] 335 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,248 - [ Tires screech ] - [ Horn blares ] 336 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,458 Cool tank! 337 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,628 [ Groaning ] 338 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,631 - No! No, no, no, no, no! - Something the matter, sir? 339 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:40,300 - You wouldn't be putting people in matrixes, would you? - What? 340 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,095 'Cause that's something you should never do. 341 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,471 [ Screams ] 342 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,640 Seriously, Morty?! You're that uncreative?! 343 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:47,933 Who's Morty? 344 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,226 Is that someone you put in a matrix? 345 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,561 - [ Grunts ] - Yes! 346 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,271 Owww. Oh... 347 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,274 {\an8}The seemingly unstoppable and pretty cool-looking vehicle 348 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,067 {\an8}is now heading towards a power plant 349 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,610 {\an8}at the center of Power Plant Valley, 350 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,113 {\an8}the well-known nexus of America's power grid. 351 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,573 {\an8}[ Bullets clanging ] 352 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,992 {\an8}Why create this unstoppable death machine? 353 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,494 {\an8}Its driver, 14-year-old Morty Smith, 354 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,579 {\an8}has this to say. 355 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,372 {\an8}Morty: Come into a wolf's house 356 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,040 {\an8}and piss in its bed, you're gonna get bit! 357 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,417 T-That's just the nature of the wolf! 358 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,919 That's just the nature of the wolf! 359 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,962 [ Engine revs ] 360 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,131 [ Serene music playing ] 361 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,966 How's the neti pot coming, Summer? 362 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,720 So good. I feel grounded, free of toxins. 363 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,306 [ Bell jingles ] 364 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,349 Go away. I need my space. 365 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,436 I can't believe how fast you got established in Santa Fe. 366 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,688 The wellness industry picked me up at the city limits. 367 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,648 They place all lost middle-aged women 368 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,277 in a residential pottery studio with meditation elements. 369 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,988 I'm looking to be in connection with the mountains? 370 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,865 Get the cacao. And the harmonium. 371 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,241 Honey, you shouldn't have to be 372 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,035 a lost middle-aged woman yet. 373 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,620 Take it from me. It sucks. 374 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:52,915 And the joy of being 17 is not knowing anything, 375 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,459 including how hard it's gonna get. 376 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,337 Yeah. I guess I'm sorry for what I said. 377 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,339 I just don't know how to be your friend. 378 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,966 You don't have to be. You're my daughter. 379 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,344 [ Serene music playing ] 380 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,513 Wow. I hate that I'm saying this, 381 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,890 but the energy here feels amazing. 382 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,225 That's called community. 383 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,392 And if we had more of it in this world, 384 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,811 and less factory-farmed beef, 385 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,104 our little boys wouldn't be driving tanks 386 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,606 into nuclear power plants! 387 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,942 That sounds too specific to be a metaphor. 388 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,319 {\an8}Morty: What will you do when there's no power in the walls?! 389 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,821 {\an8}What will you charge then?! 390 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,113 See? Beef brain. 391 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,907 Oh, God. I have to stop him. 392 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,700 - You know how? - I'm a tech CEO! 393 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,370 So even if I don't, I'll pretend I do. 394 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,539 Mom. Hold my calls. 395 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,793 "Mom." Hmm. I like the sound of that. 396 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,545 I'll just need a credit card. 397 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,713 [British accent] Please, sir. Not in the matrix. 398 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,007 You shouldn't put people in matrixes. 399 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,635 Uh-huh. 400 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,516 [ Crackling ] 401 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,478 - [ Sour notes play ] - What the-- Oh. 402 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,732 [ Energy humming ] 403 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:04,529 Matrix my ass! Wubbalubba dub dub! 404 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:09,908 [ Screams ] 405 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,619 [ Coughing ] 406 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,745 [ Groans ] 407 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,498 [ Gagging ] 408 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,669 This better be death race-related. 409 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,174 [ Bullets clanging ] 410 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:35,767 {\an8}♪ 411 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,936 - CJ! - H-Huh? Hey! 412 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,939 [ Morty screams ] 413 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,984 [ Groaning ] 414 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,777 [ Panting ] 415 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,821 CJ! CJ! 416 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,114 [ Gasps ] 417 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,490 Ohh! 418 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,619 [Weakly] She's beautiful. Isn't she? 419 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,995 Morty. 420 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,788 I never had a brother. 421 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,957 U-Until y-you. 422 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,877 - [ Exhales heavily ] - [ Gasps ] 423 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,549 [ Whirring ] 424 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,219 [ Grunting ] 425 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,305 Death to Chargeria! 426 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,892 [ Both grunting ] 427 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,229 [ Gasps ] 428 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,773 [ Static crackles ] 429 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,567 We got him. Osama Been Chargin is dead. 430 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,402 Summer: Full hearts, full charge. 431 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:31,114 Full hearts, full charge. 432 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,658 She's coming down! 433 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,951 [ All scream ] 434 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,119 Sweet Christ! Power Plant Valley is breached! 435 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,914 I repeat, breached! 436 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,250 He's getting too close! 437 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,710 If he reaches the central power plant, 438 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,212 it'll trigger a chain reaction 439 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,797 that renders North America uninhabitable, 440 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,341 but also takes out all cellphones! 441 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,842 Fear not, Guard #2. 442 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,011 The moat was installed for this exact scenario. 443 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:57,516 There's not a tank on earth that can cross that water. 444 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,768 {\an8}Oh, shit! It's got a snorkel! 445 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,812 Dear God. Run! 446 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,189 [ Guards scream ] 447 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:09,569 {\an8}♪ 448 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,280 Morty! 449 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,282 None of this will bring CJ back! 450 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,576 Keep his name out of your mouth! 451 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,536 Whose name? 452 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,538 Christopher James Motorola, 453 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,873 Chargeant First Class?! 454 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,502 [ Engine idling ] 455 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,339 What do you know about CJ?! 456 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,674 This is all my fault, Morty. 457 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,342 You were the only real thing in there, 458 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,927 but I didn't treat you like you mattered. 459 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,721 You couldn't have known what would happen in that war. 460 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,890 But I did know, Morty. I did know. 461 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,435 Once I understood the rules of the matrix, 462 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,186 taking power was easy. 463 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,313 But making power wasn't. 464 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,025 There was only one way to make the charging science work-- 465 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:51,320 all the lithium we could get our hands on. 466 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,405 We got it. 467 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,657 We can fix it, right?! We can fix it?! 468 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,327 No one can know about this. 469 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,580 [ Explosion ] 470 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,915 Summer: It was a brutal war, but I knew we'd win it. 471 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,250 Because we had you. 472 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,377 An ex-con with no future, 473 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,671 no family, no way to die. 474 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,257 Morty, I never had a brother. 475 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,051 U-Until y-you. 476 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,053 Summer: You could have had a different life. 477 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,429 I could have given it to you. 478 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,598 [ Screaming ] 479 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,932 - [ Static crackles ] - We got him. 480 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,559 Osama Been Chargin is dead. 481 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,270 Thank you soldier. Full hearts, full charge. 482 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,314 We're lithium rich! 483 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,940 Summer: You were my greatest asset. 484 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,443 - [ Sighs ] - And my darkest shame. 485 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,736 I also had your phones bugged, 486 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,321 a tracking chip put in your spine, 487 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,614 and all those birds you liked to feed 488 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,656 were spy cameras built by the government. 489 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,824 My finches?! 490 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,242 I know you lost a brother in there. 491 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,744 Don't make me lose you. 492 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,080 It's like the pain is all I have left of him! 493 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,498 But-- But he's gone! 494 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,541 He never existed in the first place! 495 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,835 Don't say that! Without you and your friends, 496 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,754 we never would have escaped the matrix. 497 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,048 Rick, he-- he would have woken up and let us out! 498 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,674 On whose terms?! 499 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,176 He would've wiped us clean before our eyes were open. 500 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,136 And then they'd really be gone, all of them. 501 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,056 CJ, Chop Block... 502 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,100 Marmaduke, um... 503 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,309 8-Ball! Jesus! 504 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,395 I-- I-- I'm sorry, Morty. 505 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,106 You get to decide now. 506 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,857 What do you want to do? 507 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,442 I wanna go home. 508 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,946 Yeah. Let's go home. 509 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:19,282 It's okay! I-- I'm alright now! 510 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,034 It's not you we were worried about! 511 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,245 Yeah, this is exactly why you shouldn't steal 512 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,205 your grandpa's inventions! 513 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,957 What? 514 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:31,044 He said never steal your grandpa's inventions! 515 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,379 - No... - Mother fucker. 516 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,672 Matrix piece of shit! 517 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,298 Fucking fake lesson-teaching bastard! 518 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,175 {\an8}Man: [ Grunting ] Stop! 519 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,677 Whoa! Easy, guys! Christ! 520 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,096 You're not in a matrix! You're not in a matrix! 521 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,514 Rick? What the fuck?! 522 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,182 This NPC was trying to teach us a lesson! 523 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,600 {\an8}I was just saying 524 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,644 {\an8}not to steal such dangerous technology. 525 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,813 Your grandpa's obviously a genius. 526 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,565 - Both: See?! - That's an actual guy, 527 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,942 making several obvious and valid statements. 528 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,194 - Beer later? - I think my nose is broken. 529 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,654 [ Cracking ] 530 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,198 [ Metal groaning ] 531 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,701 Rick and Summer: Aw, come on! 532 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,120 Chernobyl! We're Chernobyl-ing! 533 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:08,707 {\an8}♪ 534 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,000 Rick! Are you gonna-- 535 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,294 - Yes. - [ Rattling ] 536 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,045 - Ew! - What the hell?! 537 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,380 It's anti-radiation gel. 538 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,174 Your tits and bits will thank me later. 539 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,300 - Ew! - What the hell?! 540 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:26,516 {\an8}♪ 541 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,977 So... nuclear reactor, huh? 542 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,020 I had PTSD! 543 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,521 Thank you for your service. 544 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:34,232 Oh! Oh, my God! You saved us from the-- 545 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,693 The worst meltdown in American history? Yeah. 546 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,862 I'm gonna leave this with you. Sign here. 547 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:42,532 Tip? Uh, I don't see an option lower than 20%. 548 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,577 There isn't one. 549 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,039 Ooh! Ahh... 550 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,082 Might wanna keep that gel on for a little while. 551 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,587 Alright. Is there anything else we need to do? 552 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,590 - [ Needle buzzing ] - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww! 553 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,383 I'm gonna remember him. 554 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,468 But I'm gonna miss you. 555 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,053 You won't have to. 556 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,096 I have a feeling things are gonna be different now. 557 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,264 Ready to be kids again? 558 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,349 More than you know. 559 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,391 Y-Yeah. 560 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,976 [ Zapping ] 561 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,228 [ Both grunt ] 562 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:13,480 {\an8}[ Morty groaning ] 563 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,981 {\an8}What'd you do to us?! 564 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,608 {\an8}What the fuck is on my arm, Rick?! 565 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,776 Beats me. You asked for it. 566 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,653 - What?! Why?! - Whatever. 567 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,613 I'm meeting friends to throw shopping carts into the quarry. 568 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,616 Aw, geez. Oh, no, Rick! Y-You gotta get this off of me! 569 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,117 Ugh! It makes me uncomfortable! 570 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,955 No can do, pal. Made a promise to an old friend. 571 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,541 [ Beep ] 572 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,170 [ Beep ] 573 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,421 What the hell? 574 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,965 Hi, Summer. 575 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,508 You probably won't remember making this, 576 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,093 but I just wanted to say... 577 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:45,971 I love you and you should love yourself. 578 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,181 The first thing your peers will try to take from you 579 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,975 is your adult empathy. 580 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,977 It's your greatest gift and the one thing that they-- 581 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,229 Ugh. Send a text. 582 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,814 [ Line ringing ] 583 00:21:55,815 --> 00:22:00,151 Yo, Tricia! What are we huffing tonight, biiiiitch?! 584 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:30,766 {\an8}♪ 585 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,518 [ Serene music playing ] 586 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,020 [ Sniffs ] Unh! 587 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,771 Can I...help you? 588 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,190 Beth, it's time to come clean. 589 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,192 We "lost women" 590 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,528 feast on the young to stay middle-aged. 591 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,697 So, you're... vampires? 592 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,324 Why not feed 'til you're young? 593 00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:50,285 'Cause not everyone has your fucked-up values, Beth! 594 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:54,414 And it's unfortunately drink or be drank! 595 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,375 Oh, come on! I thought that was "Wine Mom" talk! 596 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,837 [ Snarling and grunting ] 597 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,383 {\an8}- [ Sizzling ] - [ Screaming ] 598 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:06,968 [ Women hissing ] 599 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,970 The sun turns you to dust, and you picked Santa Fe? 600 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,931 [ Scoffs ] That's on you. 601 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,934 Did you get any of that?