1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:03,908 That must be the pinko Mr. Bigger the money from Moscow. 2 00:00:04,108 --> 00:00:05,362 Get him in and get that bag. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 4 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,961 Quiet, Willie. It's me. 5 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,121 I love my mom and dad and my brothers too. 6 00:00:33,321 --> 00:00:36,083 And the groovy way we get along. 7 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,805 Every time the slightest little thing goes wrong, 8 00:00:40,005 --> 00:00:43,092 my mom starts to sing this familiar song. 9 00:00:43,292 --> 00:00:47,323 Wait till your father gets Until your father gets. 10 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:48,978 Wait till your father gets home. 11 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,527 Dad's not so bad and he seldom gets mad. 12 00:00:53,727 --> 00:00:56,648 And we aren't about to desert him. 13 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,463 Kids today like to have their own way. 14 00:01:00,663 --> 00:01:03,244 And what Daddy doesn't know won't hurt him. 15 00:01:03,444 --> 00:01:05,520 I think my mom's just swell. 16 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:10,233 - But she starts to yell. - Every time we have a fuss. 17 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:14,616 Just wait till your father gets. Until your father gets. 18 00:01:14,816 --> 00:01:16,764 Wait till your father gets home. 19 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,094 See what I mean? 20 00:01:18,294 --> 00:01:20,322 Wait till your father gets home. 21 00:01:20,522 --> 00:01:21,923 We know. 22 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,995 Thanks for the lift, Harry. See you in the morning. 23 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,133 - Is that you, dear? - I'm not sure. 24 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:56,627 You better check my dog tags. Irma, I need a drink. 25 00:01:56,827 --> 00:01:58,800 One lemonade coming up. 26 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,000 Lemonade. I'm talking martinis. 27 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,187 - Lemons have vitamin C. - Honey, please. 28 00:02:05,387 --> 00:02:07,712 My problem is not scurvy. It's survival. 29 00:02:07,912 --> 00:02:09,921 You'll feel better after you eat. 30 00:02:10,121 --> 00:02:11,680 We'll have dinner in a minute. 31 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,288 Did somebody say dinner? In a minute, Alice. 32 00:02:15,488 --> 00:02:19,244 Oh, good. I'm starving on this diet. 33 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,938 She went to four different doctors and got four different diets, 34 00:02:24,138 --> 00:02:26,368 and that adds up to 12 meals a day. 35 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:31,518 Sorry, Pop, but you're three weeks behind on your bill. 36 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:32,980 I'm your father. 37 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:35,690 You can't run a newspaper route on sentiment. 38 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:38,800 Well, at least I know there'll be 39 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,017 somebody to take care of me in my old age. 40 00:02:41,217 --> 00:02:44,018 Don't worry, Pop, I'll always have a place for you, 41 00:02:44,218 --> 00:02:45,898 if you can still ride a bike. 42 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,748 Irma, tell Chet to turn his phonograph down. 43 00:02:52,948 --> 00:02:54,804 And that's not the phonograph, dear. 44 00:02:55,004 --> 00:02:58,797 - Chet's entertaining a friend. - You call that entertainment? 45 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,845 Oh, I don't know, Irma. When I was young, I made a wish. 46 00:03:03,045 --> 00:03:06,619 I wished for my own business, my own home, my own family. 47 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,589 Why did it all have to come true? 48 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,823 I thought I knew every kid in the neighborhood. 49 00:03:14,023 --> 00:03:15,618 You live around here, Claude? 50 00:03:15,818 --> 00:03:17,723 Sometimes here, sometimes there. 51 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:20,731 Like the idea of living in one place is old-fashioned. 52 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:28,450 I live in a great big house I call the universe 53 00:03:28,650 --> 00:03:33,306 The planets and the stars They are my home 54 00:03:33,506 --> 00:03:36,101 - Isn't that terrific, Dad? - Sensational. 55 00:03:36,301 --> 00:03:37,560 And what an honor out of the 56 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,243 whole universe he picked our place as his kitchen. 57 00:03:40,443 --> 00:03:42,752 Are you a student, Claude? 58 00:03:42,952 --> 00:03:46,149 Mm-hmm. Of life, you know, humanity. 59 00:03:46,349 --> 00:03:47,987 Right now I'm studying all of you. 60 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:49,762 In between bites. 61 00:03:49,962 --> 00:03:53,127 Claude is basically a philosophical nonconformist, Dad. 62 00:03:53,327 --> 00:03:55,764 Oh, unemployed, huh? 63 00:03:55,964 --> 00:03:59,495 I mean, if you mean do I work for money, the answer is no. 64 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,480 Money can't buy the sunset 65 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,404 Money can't buy the dog 66 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,840 Diamonds and gold are for the old 67 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,640 We young one, a new world bought 68 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,236 He writes all his own stuff, Dad. 69 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,296 No kidding. I thought it was Irving Berlin. 70 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,480 Yeah, yeah! The world's crumbling all 71 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,400 around us because of the over-importance 72 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,640 your generation gives to money. 73 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:29,728 It's really meaningless. 74 00:04:29,928 --> 00:04:32,112 Yeah, well, I wish you'd tell that to the butcher. 75 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,144 That steak you put away cost $2.80 a pound. 76 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,360 Well, it's getting late, boys. 77 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:41,717 - Oh, Mom, I want to see the ending. - Take my word for it. 78 00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:44,365 Dr. Welby doesn't run off with the gypsy. 79 00:04:44,565 --> 00:04:47,920 Well, it's been... An experience? 80 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,118 Yes. Please come again. 81 00:04:50,318 --> 00:04:52,955 I sort of asked Claude to stay overnight. 82 00:04:53,155 --> 00:04:55,180 We've got a lot of things to talk about. 83 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:58,810 Well, I guess it's all right. Isn't it, dear? 84 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:04,589 Huh? Oh, oh, sure. I'll say goodbye to you now. 85 00:05:04,789 --> 00:05:08,930 I got to get up very early to go to W-O-R-K. 86 00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:12,485 I hate to use that awful 4 letter word in front of the kids. 87 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,580 - Harry. Hey, Harry! Ralph? - Hold it. Harry. 88 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:21,653 Don't act like you're talking to anyone. 89 00:05:21,853 --> 00:05:22,679 What is this? 90 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:24,099 Lucky I saw him through your window. 91 00:05:24,299 --> 00:05:26,916 That long-haired commie's holding your family hostage, 92 00:05:27,116 --> 00:05:29,827 - isn't he, Harry, huh? - Hostage. Oh, come on, Ralph. 93 00:05:30,027 --> 00:05:32,614 You're moving your lips again, Harry. 94 00:05:32,814 --> 00:05:34,139 You'll follow up the rescue. 95 00:05:34,761 --> 00:05:37,107 Just stamp your foot once for yes, twice for no. 96 00:05:37,307 --> 00:05:38,901 Now, is he carrying a gun? 97 00:05:39,101 --> 00:05:41,182 - No. - The foot, Harry, the foot! 98 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,391 You gotta look nonchalant. 99 00:05:43,591 --> 00:05:45,780 - Light up a cigarette. - I don't smoke. 100 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:48,928 This is no time for moralizing with your loved ones in danger. 101 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,649 He's only one of Chet's friends. 102 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:53,998 Relax, will you? 103 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:56,294 Oh, you shouldn't have done that, Harry. 104 00:05:56,494 --> 00:05:57,494 You blew my cover. 105 00:05:57,694 --> 00:05:59,750 He'll be leaving this morning anyway. 106 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:02,659 Come on now, you want to ride into town or don't you? 107 00:06:02,859 --> 00:06:05,861 Yeah, OK, but I still think you got a troublemaker here. 108 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,880 I heard him singing those anti-American songs about peace and freedom. 109 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,369 Believe me, there won't be any problems. 110 00:06:11,569 --> 00:06:14,571 I'll double guarantee it. Company B, vigilante. 111 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,509 Maintain the surveillance. Eve part of a spun on. 112 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:24,952 Harry. 113 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:29,274 Did I ever tell you you've got the tastiest little mech in town? 114 00:06:29,474 --> 00:06:32,095 Oh, I didn't know you tasted them all. 115 00:06:32,295 --> 00:06:34,801 Well, I may have missed a few. 116 00:06:35,001 --> 00:06:36,960 Well, you're in a good mood tonight. 117 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,952 Why not? I landed the biggest order of the month today, 118 00:06:40,152 --> 00:06:43,763 and I come home to my beautiful wife and happy household. 119 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,160 You're polluting my earth with progress 120 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,220 You're killing my world for gold 121 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:53,796 - He's back? - He never left. 122 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,413 - Hi, Dad. - Man, don't they ever knock? 123 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,201 I never liked long goodbyes, Claude, so. 124 00:07:01,401 --> 00:07:04,960 Oh, wait a second, Dad. You see, Claude's got no place to go. 125 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,941 What's wrong with his own home? 126 00:07:07,141 --> 00:07:09,299 Well, he doesn't get along too good with his folks. 127 00:07:09,499 --> 00:07:11,165 Already I like them. 128 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:12,951 Just let him stay a few days, Dad. 129 00:07:13,151 --> 00:07:14,604 Until he finds himself. 130 00:07:14,804 --> 00:07:17,267 - I'm not sure it's worth looking. - Harry. 131 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,080 - I'll be right back. - We'll be here. 132 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,812 Now calm down, dear. 133 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:27,713 Here's an opportunity to show Chet that we're the 134 00:07:27,913 --> 00:07:30,226 kind of parents who are understanding. 135 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,436 Oh, I'm understanding. 136 00:07:31,636 --> 00:07:35,239 And one of the things I understand is that I can't understand that kid. 137 00:07:35,439 --> 00:07:37,014 But he's Chet's friend. 138 00:07:37,214 --> 00:07:40,433 Chet admires him. If we turn Claude away, 139 00:07:40,633 --> 00:07:43,024 we take the chance of losing Chet, too. 140 00:07:43,224 --> 00:07:46,764 But anyone would have to be a jackass to be influenced by that Claude. 141 00:07:46,964 --> 00:07:48,856 And my son Chet is certainly known... 142 00:07:49,975 --> 00:07:52,932 - You really think so? - It's happening everywhere. 143 00:07:53,132 --> 00:07:56,328 It's just for a few days, he won't be in the way. 144 00:07:56,528 --> 00:07:58,193 Well, maybe you're right. 145 00:07:58,393 --> 00:08:01,271 At least we won't have to wait for him to get out of the bathtub. 146 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:20,066 Well, some people don't care how they pollute the atmosphere. 147 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,329 Still playing Good Samaritan, huh, Harry? 148 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,080 Oh, hi, Ralph. Care for a hamburger? 149 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,630 No, thanks. Stomach's on the blink. 150 00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:30,470 I think I've got one of those 24-hour bugs. 151 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,434 You're lucky. Mine is here indefinitely. 152 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,640 Get rid of him, Harry, or the same thing 153 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,240 will happen to you that happened to the church. 154 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,713 What happened to the church? 155 00:08:38,913 --> 00:08:40,634 I saw them playing bingo there the other night. 156 00:08:40,834 --> 00:08:41,920 You know what the numbers are printed on? 157 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,520 - Ping pong balls? - Right. Ping pong balls. 158 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,547 The red Chinese are taking over the church. 159 00:08:46,747 --> 00:08:49,369 Oh, well, I don't think it's quite that bad, Ralph. 160 00:08:49,569 --> 00:08:52,000 Get wise, Harry, or you'll wake up one morning and 161 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,884 you'll be having egg rolls with your coffee. 162 00:08:55,421 --> 00:08:58,613 - Here are the dishes, dear. - Our good china? 163 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,880 We always use paper plates. 164 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,227 Well, Claude's against paper plates. 165 00:09:03,427 --> 00:09:04,856 Yeah, and the way we've been using them, 166 00:09:05,056 --> 00:09:07,405 Claude says you must be a deep-down tree hater. 167 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,560 That's not true. I can honestly say, 168 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:14,286 in all my life, I never met a tree I didn't like. 169 00:09:14,486 --> 00:09:17,251 But to get those paper plates, you had to kill a tree. 170 00:09:17,451 --> 00:09:19,972 And to get those french fries, we had to kill a potato. 171 00:09:20,172 --> 00:09:21,572 That's one for the home team. 172 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,404 The main problem is the non-biodegradable stuff. 173 00:09:25,604 --> 00:09:30,369 You conspicuous consumers are making this planet a garbage dump. 174 00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:32,574 Hey, I got a good idea, Claude. 175 00:09:32,774 --> 00:09:34,480 Why don't you try another planet? 176 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,222 Why does Chet bring those kind of bums here? 177 00:09:40,422 --> 00:09:43,450 What are we, a comfort stop in the Underground Railroad? 178 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:47,124 Now, dear, you really don't mind giving Claude a few meals? 179 00:09:47,324 --> 00:09:49,477 But I do mind all his lectures on how 180 00:09:49,677 --> 00:09:52,121 I'm selling my soul for a weekly paycheck. 181 00:09:52,321 --> 00:09:55,719 He only says that because he's never had a job. 182 00:09:56,908 --> 00:09:58,238 Well... 183 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,840 That's it! That's beautiful! 184 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:07,307 - Oh, you you really like it, Harry? - Your idea! The job! 185 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,570 I'll give Claude a job at the plant. 186 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:11,667 Then when he sees his paychecks rolling in, 187 00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:13,193 he won't be knocking them anymore. 188 00:10:13,393 --> 00:10:14,654 But I don't think-- 189 00:10:14,854 --> 00:10:16,533 And since he influences Chet so much, 190 00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:18,413 he might even get himself a job, too. 191 00:10:18,613 --> 00:10:20,320 Oh, what a miracle that would be. 192 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,040 But Claude doesn't believe in jobs, dear. 193 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:26,150 - You heard him talk. - Yeah, and that's all it is, talk. 194 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:27,920 Believe me, Irma, he'll grab it. 195 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,044 Inside every one of those long-haired protesters, 196 00:10:31,244 --> 00:10:34,323 there's a crew-cut capitalist just itching to get out. 197 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,777 And those are glass percolator tops. 198 00:10:40,359 --> 00:10:43,839 - We buy them for Poland. - Wow, look how they sparkle, man. 199 00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:47,239 You see, we're even helping people behind the Iron Curtain. 200 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,648 With the money from us, they can buy airline tickets in the States. 201 00:10:50,848 --> 00:10:53,316 Shiny, shiny, shiny. 202 00:10:53,516 --> 00:10:57,915 We could use another man here in shipping. 203 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,622 You mean you're offering me a job? 204 00:11:00,822 --> 00:11:03,211 A phone call for you in the office, boss. 205 00:11:03,411 --> 00:11:05,777 I'll get a time card for you to sign. 206 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,240 Uh, how did you make out with Claude? 207 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,598 No problem at all. You should see the way 208 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,768 his anti-materialism eyes lit up when I 209 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,634 mentioned the old do-re-mi. 210 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:19,196 I'm filling out his time card right now. 211 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,013 Claude? 212 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,762 Claude? 213 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,759 Claude? 214 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,311 Hey, Claude, where are you? 215 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,840 Hey, where is everybody? 216 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:43,860 Let's try it again. 217 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:48,998 I'm tired of going in smugglers 218 00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:52,583 A good life is coming in one place 219 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,706 Oh boy, you're putting your time in 220 00:11:57,860 --> 00:12:00,444 And getting lost along the way 221 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:17,266 Well, we had a milestone at the Boyle restaurant supply plant. 222 00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:21,662 25 years in business and today we had our first music festival. 223 00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:24,436 The whole plant clapping and singing. 224 00:12:24,636 --> 00:12:26,673 Harry, you're exaggerating. 225 00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:30,718 Exaggerating? The bowling alley next door called to complain about the noise. 226 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,514 Irma, let me throw that bum out. 227 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:36,583 Harry, it's not that bad. 228 00:12:36,783 --> 00:12:39,716 Have a warm glass of milk and you'll be able to get some sleep. 229 00:12:39,916 --> 00:12:41,857 Well, maybe you're right, honey. 230 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:48,372 The human disposal has struck again. 231 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:52,042 Harry, you're getting upset again. 232 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:54,833 Without my money, that freeloader would starve. 233 00:12:56,048 --> 00:13:00,015 Irma, I think I just said something beautiful. 234 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:04,884 Yeah. I've got a foolproof plan to get rid of our friend. 235 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,260 Life becomes milk and honey 236 00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:14,627 When you don't worry 'bout evil old money 237 00:13:15,821 --> 00:13:17,428 Morning, everyone. 238 00:13:17,628 --> 00:13:20,984 Love, peace, clean air, and a good life to all of you. 239 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,198 - Aren't you going to work? - Nope. 240 00:13:23,398 --> 00:13:26,433 I've been listening to Claude, you and your sister, 241 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,391 and I finally got your message. 242 00:13:29,174 --> 00:13:32,338 So, I'm closing up the business, and starting today, 243 00:13:32,538 --> 00:13:35,299 we're all throwing off the yoke of materialism. 244 00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:37,626 I don't think I'm gonna like this. 245 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:46,356 Of money I divest I'm no longer obsessed 246 00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:50,358 Thanks to my guest I have reached the crest 247 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,541 Between Claude and Pop, 248 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,140 this place is becoming a regular Woodstock. 249 00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,521 Ah, no, another one. 250 00:13:59,721 --> 00:14:02,200 You're turning this place into a car mute. 251 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,665 Well, we'll see about this. 252 00:14:03,865 --> 00:14:05,899 Harry, Boyle, I want to see you. 253 00:14:06,099 --> 00:14:10,230 - What is it, Ralph? - Harry? Harry, is that you? 254 00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,567 Sure is. He's become one of us, right, Pop? 255 00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:14,974 Yeah, well... 256 00:14:15,174 --> 00:14:16,444 How'd you say it, Pop? 257 00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:18,625 You're throwing off the yoke of materialism? 258 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,029 Uh... 259 00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:23,019 Look, Ralph, this isn't what it seems to... 260 00:14:23,219 --> 00:14:27,366 Don't touch me. So you're throwing off the yoke of materialism. 261 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,183 Where'd you learn that? From your friends in Moscow? 262 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,836 - Ralph, were you listening? - I'm not surprised. 263 00:14:32,036 --> 00:14:34,413 I knew you were the weak link in the neighborhood. 264 00:14:34,613 --> 00:14:36,252 What do they offer you to sell out, huh? 265 00:14:36,452 --> 00:14:38,378 Ralph? Nobody offered me anything. 266 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,764 Then why are you wearing that subversive shirt? 267 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,619 Love is subversive? 268 00:14:42,819 --> 00:14:45,666 I'm clean, Harry. You're making hand grenades in the basement. 269 00:14:45,866 --> 00:14:48,369 Oh, for goodness sake, Ralph, you've known me for 15 years. 270 00:14:48,569 --> 00:14:50,180 I'm Harry Boyle, remember? 271 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,749 Boyle, huh? What's your real name? 272 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:58,070 Lunch is ready. Oh, hi, Ralph. 273 00:14:58,270 --> 00:15:01,288 Don't hi me, Mrs. Boyle-Lofsky. 274 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:06,022 - What was that all about? - My clothes set them off. 275 00:15:06,222 --> 00:15:08,387 Ralph thinks we're gonna overthrow Elm Street. 276 00:15:08,587 --> 00:15:09,618 Really? 277 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,683 - Well, ready for lunch? - You made it like we planned? 278 00:15:14,052 --> 00:15:17,136 Well, should we go serve Claude his farewell meal? 279 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,254 Well, I gotta hand it to you, Mr. Boyle. 280 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,045 Seeing the light and giving up the business just like that. 281 00:15:24,245 --> 00:15:26,519 Well, I owe it all to you and my children. 282 00:15:26,719 --> 00:15:28,655 Say, Papa, I've got to use the car. 283 00:15:28,855 --> 00:15:30,561 Can I borrow your gasoline credit card? 284 00:15:30,761 --> 00:15:31,895 We don't have it anymore. 285 00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:35,186 Gee, I'm just gonna go down to the ghetto and work with the poor. 286 00:15:35,386 --> 00:15:38,553 Well, you won't have to travel to work with the poor anymore. 287 00:15:38,753 --> 00:15:41,137 Now you can roll out of bed and be at the office. 288 00:15:41,337 --> 00:15:42,906 Here we are. 289 00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:46,174 I don't think that's gonna be enough salad for all of us, Mom. 290 00:15:46,374 --> 00:15:48,806 That's not salad. That's your lunch. 291 00:15:49,006 --> 00:15:50,352 That's lunch? 292 00:15:50,552 --> 00:15:53,873 With no money, we're gonna have to tighten our belts around here. 293 00:15:54,073 --> 00:15:56,875 This is what our meals are going to be like from now on. 294 00:15:57,075 --> 00:15:59,140 Well, shall we dig in? 295 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:03,471 Yes, indeed. Food from the ground is the best around. 296 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:08,528 Man don't have to be wealthy to eat the food that's healthy. 297 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:11,913 Well, what now, Harry? 298 00:16:12,113 --> 00:16:15,170 He went through those vegetables like Bugs Bunny. 299 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:17,041 Yeah, but this is just the first meal. 300 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,566 Wait till he gets a few more rounds of turnips and onions. 301 00:16:19,766 --> 00:16:21,300 Believe me, he'll be gone. 302 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,567 Greens are great. Come on, clean your plate. 303 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,340 If I see another carrot, I'll go crazy. 304 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,580 It's just Jamie I'm concerned about. 305 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:00,638 A hamburger? 306 00:17:00,838 --> 00:17:03,509 Yep. One of the benefits of being materialistic. 307 00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:05,153 You bought it? 308 00:17:05,353 --> 00:17:08,126 But it meant breaking one of my ironclad rules. 309 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,632 I had to dip in the working capital. 310 00:17:12,841 --> 00:17:14,962 Goodnight, Mom. Goodnight, Pop. 311 00:17:15,228 --> 00:17:18,021 Mmm. That hamburger sure tastes good. 312 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:23,710 Yeah. If the boys aren't watching, I might get away with it. 313 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,589 Oh, relax, will you? 314 00:17:29,789 --> 00:17:31,952 Just give me two giant burgers to go with everything. 315 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,060 Hold it, freeze! That must be the pinko, 316 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,828 Mr. Bigger, the money for Moscow. Get 'em in and get that bag! 317 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:52,900 Quiet, will you? It's me. 318 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,586 Well? 319 00:18:04,786 --> 00:18:07,399 That crazy Ralph. But at least I got him. 320 00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:09,913 Two king-sized burgers with everything on them. 321 00:18:10,113 --> 00:18:12,068 What if one of the kids comes in? 322 00:18:12,268 --> 00:18:14,043 Well, let them buy their own burgers. 323 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,408 Uh, you're right, Irma. 324 00:18:17,608 --> 00:18:19,739 If they found us with these burgers, it'd blow the whole deal. 325 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,174 We gotta find a place where they wouldn't come in. 326 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:27,691 Food isn't bad. We should come here more often. 327 00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:29,780 Mmm, they're delicious. 328 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:32,426 But I wish they weren't so messy. 329 00:18:32,919 --> 00:18:34,533 Ah, but that's another asset, needing here. 330 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,940 At a restaurant, all you get is a finger bowl. 331 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,735 Here we can jump right in the tub. 332 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,357 All right, move it, move it, move it! 333 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:44,082 - What's going on out there? - I don't know. 334 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,180 It's coming from out here. 335 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,754 What is it, Harry? 336 00:18:51,893 --> 00:18:53,929 He's building another Berlin Wall. 337 00:18:54,129 --> 00:18:55,636 More bricks, more bricks! 338 00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:57,326 Come on, I want this done by mornings. 339 00:18:57,526 --> 00:18:59,079 Ralph, what are you doing? 340 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:03,097 What am I doing, huh? Come on, comrade Poilowski. 341 00:19:03,297 --> 00:19:05,846 You must have seen a wall like this on your visit to Peking. 342 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:09,981 Ralph, a fence is one thing, but that's about 12 feet high. 343 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:11,472 That's right. 344 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,220 Ask your little yellow friends about it. 345 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,579 It's for protection, high enough so you 346 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:18,114 can't go lobbing any of them hand grenades over it. 347 00:19:18,314 --> 00:19:20,192 Ralph, you're a nut. 348 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:23,564 - Let me get 'em. - Easy, easy. Hold it, Whittaker. 349 00:19:23,764 --> 00:19:25,712 You're insulting the commander office. 350 00:19:25,912 --> 00:19:28,286 You'd better knock it off or I might not be able to restrain her. 351 00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:31,274 Go make your report to Moscow and tell 352 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:34,045 'em Company B's waiting and ready for 'em. 353 00:19:34,811 --> 00:19:38,321 I'd like to give that pinko one karate chop. 354 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:41,860 Ah! 355 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:43,729 Medic! Medic! 356 00:19:43,929 --> 00:19:45,737 Irma, I've had it. 357 00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:48,748 I'm through. Smuggling food, eating in bathrooms, 358 00:19:48,948 --> 00:19:50,460 neighbors building walls. 359 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,008 No more! First thing tomorrow, 360 00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,119 I'm tossing Nature Boy out on his ear. 361 00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:00,571 All right, Claude. Good morning and goodbye. 362 00:20:02,487 --> 00:20:05,590 - Where is everyone? - Out back. Look! 363 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:08,216 It's somebody must have called the TV news. 364 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,687 Can you tell me why you're building this wall, sir? 365 00:20:10,887 --> 00:20:13,872 No comment. All news media is pinko. 366 00:20:14,072 --> 00:20:16,444 You'll only twist it and turn it, so go away. 367 00:20:16,644 --> 00:20:19,646 - Having a little problem here. - What's that? 368 00:20:19,846 --> 00:20:23,209 Sergeant Whitaker here must have dozed off last night in the darkness. 369 00:20:23,409 --> 00:20:25,436 The wall was cemented right over a leg. 370 00:20:25,636 --> 00:20:28,972 Hello, Henry and my niece Sharon and Scranton. 371 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:34,527 The grandma's just fine. See you all on Thanksgiving. Bye-bye. 372 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:38,236 That's the decency to leave a gallant fallen soldier undisturbed. 373 00:20:38,436 --> 00:20:39,709 Do you know anything about this? 374 00:20:39,909 --> 00:20:41,480 I'd like to say, 375 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:46,540 this whole world will fall If a man builds a wall. 376 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:52,406 Can't live in a cage Let's make the world this day 377 00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:54,540 I just made that up. 378 00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:57,963 And that seems to be the latest on the Great Wall story on Elm Street. 379 00:20:58,163 --> 00:21:03,396 I write songs to sing on just about everything 380 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,706 And now back to our studio. 381 00:21:07,297 --> 00:21:09,332 Say, wasn't Claude great? 382 00:21:09,532 --> 00:21:11,162 Chet, I've decided something. 383 00:21:11,362 --> 00:21:14,003 He might as well hear this, too. Claude? 384 00:21:16,003 --> 00:21:17,289 Now, look, son. 385 00:21:17,489 --> 00:21:20,039 I may be taking a chance, but I've got to be honest with you. 386 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,060 - Harry, are you sure? - Absolutely. 387 00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:26,319 Guess what? The TV sponsor asked me if I'd take a job with him. 388 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,725 They think they can buy anybody. 389 00:21:28,925 --> 00:21:31,690 He wanted me to write singing commercials for their automobile. 390 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:35,412 Automobiles? The way you feel about air pollution... 391 00:21:35,612 --> 00:21:37,333 Boy, did they have a wrong number. 392 00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:42,825 - What was the figure? - $25 a year. And I'm grabbing it. 393 00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:44,312 See you at the bank! 394 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,801 - Taking a job. - He's sold out. 395 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,106 He was a phony all the time. 396 00:21:51,306 --> 00:21:53,163 It's always easy to knock the system. 397 00:21:53,363 --> 00:21:56,759 Right up to the moment the first good offer comes in. 398 00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:00,432 And Jamie, I hope you learned something from this, too. 399 00:22:00,632 --> 00:22:03,671 I sure did. But... Dumbo. 400 00:22:03,871 --> 00:22:06,011 He should have held off for $30,000. 401 00:22:06,211 --> 00:22:08,765 What about that poor woman? 402 00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:11,968 Oh, he just ran off, Whittaker. 403 00:22:12,168 --> 00:22:14,830 So, even though you are bricked in here for life, 404 00:22:15,030 --> 00:22:16,738 you are a true hero. 405 00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:20,151 This is the new Alamo. 406 00:22:21,358 --> 00:22:23,991 Hundreds of thousands of good Americans will make 407 00:22:24,191 --> 00:22:25,483 pilgrimages here to touch your hand, 408 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,260 to thank you for keeping your finger in the 409 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,260 dyke and your foot in the wall. 410 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,111 Say, is this Thursday? 411 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,116 - Yeah, what? - I just remembered. 412 00:22:35,316 --> 00:22:36,930 I have to be at my mother's. 413 00:22:50,095 --> 00:22:54,597 Subtitles: Kilo 414 00:22:55,305 --> 00:23:55,356 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm