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[Charlie] Dee, do
you want a hot dog?
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[Dee] No. Buzz off.
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[Charlie] Dennis, dog?
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-Ugh.
-Get that hot dog away from me.
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You're gonna get hot dog
grease on my Seersucker suit.
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Why'd you guys get so
dressed up, anyway?
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People get dressed up
to go to horse races.
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We're not going to
a football game.
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You guys are gonna look
like a bunch of schlubs.
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All right.
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Mac, you want a raw hot dog?
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-No.
-[Dee] What?
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Charlie, you're eating 'em raw?
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Yeah. [laughs] Mac
and I are doing,
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like, this raw dog thing.
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It's pretty cool.
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That's not what raw-dogging is.
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It's not?
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It's a sexual thing, Charlie.
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Well, that's true,
Frank, but in this case,
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it's a completely different
kind of raw-dogging.
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It's like this
whole TikTok trend
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where people deprive
themselves of creature comforts
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while traveling somewhere.
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I don't... I don't
get the point of it.
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Well, the point is,
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it's about getting
back to basics
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before we were all
pampered and soft.
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[Dennis] Well, you're
gonna be missing out, Mac.
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This whole experience is gonna
be about glamor, opulence,
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the majestic excellence
of thoroughbreds
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earthquaking down a track
while we sip on mint juleps
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and eat pimento cheese
finger sandwiches
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amongst the Southern elite.
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Kentucky Derby, here we come.
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Whoops. Uh-uh.
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What do you mean "whoops"?
What does that mean?
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We're going somewhere else.
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Somewhere else? Frank...
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Where are you taking us?
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[Dee] Oh, my God. This
place is a shithole.
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What are you talking
about? This is great.
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The dog track, baby.
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You know, in hindsight,
I should've realized
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when we got those bus tickets,
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that the Kentucky Derby is
not held in West Virginia.
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Well, all right,
let's stop bitching.
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What do we want to do? Want to
go place some bets or something?
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Ugh, this is so low-class.
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Well, I don't know, whatever.
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Let's, uh, get some
more raw hot dogs then.
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We'll jump on Mac's raw-dog day.
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You're not getting it, Charlie.
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I am the raw dog
in this situation.
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I don't want to eat dogs,
watch dogs or be dogs, okay?
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This is not the classy
vibe I was looking for.
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Why are we here, Frank?
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Well, because this
place is closing down
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and I am a minority owner
of one of those hounds.
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You own part of a dog?
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Yeah, 40% of
Pennies From Heaven.
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"Pennies From Heaven"?
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God, if I was gonna be
receiving something from heaven,
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the last thing I'd
want is pennies.
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They're worthless.
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I got to pop off
to the owners' box
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to chop up with the
majority shareholder first.
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-So...
-Owners' box? Okay.
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I-I like the sound of that.
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Get away from this riffraff
before one of them stabs us.
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I'd be able to get a
decent cocktail up there.
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-Yeah. We'll do that.
-All right.
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Mac, you want to go
place some bets, dude?
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That'd be fine.
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Well, let's do it. Come on, man.
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[mouth full] All right,
how do we do this, man?
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Like, how do we know
which dog to bet on?
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[Mac sighs]
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I guess we just
pick the rawest one.
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Yeah, but how do we know
which is the rawest dog?
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Like, you think there's,
like, a one-eyed dog
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-or like a...?
-Uh, I'm pretty sure
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they're all gonna
have both eyes, dude.
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-But, you know...
-Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
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Maybe we should ask one of
these mongrels around here.
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-They look pretty raw to me.
-Good point. Right.
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Yeah, these are raw,
raw people we're with.
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Look at that dude
right there, man.
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That guy looks like
Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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-Who's rawer than that?
-[Mac] He does, he does.
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But, you know, his hair routine,
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that seems like a lot of
effort, and that is not raw.
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Yeah, there's a lot of
primping involved and...
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Oh, it's conditioner,
blow-dryers, and...
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-It's not raw to care that much.
-It's really not.
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Yeah, yeah. W-What
about this dude?
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I get a Snoop Dogg vibe
off this guy, right?
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-Who's rawer than Snoop, man?
-Nobody.
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Well, well...
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ever since he
became best friends
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with Martha Stewart
at the Olympics,
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-that kind of took a little...
-That was weird.
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-Took the "dog" out of him.
-That killed it for me.
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-Took the "dog" out of him.
-It killed it for me.
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There's a guy right there.
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-Check this dude out.
-Which guy?
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Kind of peacing out against
the door right there?
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-He's raw.
-What makes you say that?
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He's not wearing shoes.
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Which is fucking disgusting.
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-Ah, dude, no, man.
-Look at the ground.
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There's something raw...
something about this man, I...
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There's nothing raw about that.
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Eh, no, I'm getting a
good vibe, you know?
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I can sense it, like a dog.
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Come on, let's go
talk to this guy.
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-Come on.
-I don't think you're understanding
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what I'm going for.
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[Charlie] Excuse me, um, sir?
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My friend and I are gonna
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place a bet on the next
race, and we just don't know,
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like, who's a good
dog, you know?
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If you're sniffing
around for a winner,
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I'd bet my last bone
on Squeaky Wheel.
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Runs real good after a rain.
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Loves the wind out
of the southeast.
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Squeaky Wheel is gonna get
the grease, if you ask me.
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Yeah, Squeaky Wheel, huh?
That's-that's a good pointer.
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That your hot dog on the ground?
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Oh, sorry, dude.
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Yeah, I think I was holding
the bag upside down,
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I must've dropped it.
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[groans] You eating it?
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Uh, no.
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It's raw, though,
just... just so you know.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Good luck with the race.
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Okay. Yeah. Thanks a lot, man.
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[indistinct P.A. announcement]
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Nice. That dude was great.
Let's place that bet.
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What are you talking about?
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I-I think he's gonna
eat that hot dog.
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-So what?
-A raw hot dog from the ground?
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Oh, Charlie.
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Oh, oh, excuse me. "Oh! Oh!
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I-I can only eat foods
served to me on a..."
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He was shoeless! Did
you see those feet?
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"Oh, I have to... I have to
have shoes on constantly.
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Oh!"
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-I think he's very, very sick.
-You're just...
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I'm following your raw-dog idea,
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and the second I
suggest something,
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you're shitting
all over it, man.
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We're not taking the advice
of a shoeless hobo, okay?
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[mouth full] That
guy was awesome, man.
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But I don't know, I'm
trying to do your thing.
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H-His feet looked like hams.
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He was... he's sick. I
think he's very sick.
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I do like the sound
of an owners' box.
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-Yeah, we're owners' box people.
-That's right.
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-You know what I mean?
-We belong here.
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[Dennis coughs lightly]
Woof. A little smoky.
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[Dee] Yeah, my eyes are burning.
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-That's the menthols.
-Oh, is it?
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-[Frank] Hey-o!
-Hey, Frank.
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-My man.
-Hey, hey, hey.
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How you doing, brother?
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-I'm tits.
-Good, man.
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This is Dennis and this is Dee.
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T-They're my kids, or whatnot.
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Okay. I see you're
all dressed up.
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We were led to believe we were
going to the Kentucky Derby.
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Uh, yeah, we thought
we were stepping into
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a little bit more
of a classy affair.
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-You know?
-Ah.
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I think you'll
find the dog track
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to be quite elegant. Menthol?
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-Uh, no. Thank you.
-I'm good, I'm good.
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-Uh, speaking of elegant...
-Uh-huh?
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Let's talk stud rights.
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Got what you want right
here, Frank. Your 40%.
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You did it already?
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-Yeah.
-But I was supposed to film that for the Saudis.
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-Saudis?
-Yeah.
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Man, I don't do
business with them.
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What do you think
they're talking about?
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Well, you got to do it
again so I can film it.
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Before a race?
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-Yes, before the race.
-No way, Frank.
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The milking's done.
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Yes, yes, I believe
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they're talking about
masturbating a dog.
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-That's what I was worried about.
-Uh-huh.
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-Um, okay, guys, um... we're out of here.
-Mm-hmm.
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No, w-wait, wait.
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The Saudis'll pay
big money for that.
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-Is that right?
-Yes.
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But that-that jar could have
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a border collie's jizz
in it for all I know.
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-Yeah.
-I-I got to be sure.
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I got... Okay,
what we should do,
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we could sneak down there
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and I could film
you guys getting it.
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He wants us to get it. We're
not jerking a dog off, Frank.
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-Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
-That's not something we're doing today.
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That's not the kind of
day we're looking to have.
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All right. Okay, all
right, all right,
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you don't have to
help me with the dog.
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But don't take it
out on the track.
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I mean, you could
still have some fun.
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Why don't you put in a
bet on the first race?
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Yeah, here. I tell you what,
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put ten dollars
on Squeaky Wheel.
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-Here, you two, here, here.
-I hate these stupid dog names.
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Here, wait, y-you go, too.
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Well, I'm not gonna not take it.
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-[bell rings]
-[crowd cheering]
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Holy shit, dude, they are fast.
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That is impressive.
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[announcer] Around the final
turn, Squeaky Wheel making a move.
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Ah... [exclaims]
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[announcer] Down the
stretch, here they come.
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It's Squeaky Wheel!
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[cheering]
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Oh, baby. W-Who won? Who won?
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Squeaky Wheel by a mile, dude.
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Oh, we would have
won, dude. Come on,
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we got to go find
that raw dog guy,
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that's our guy,
that's our dog, man.
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-[cheering]
-Squeaky Wheel!
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Okay, okay.
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What'd I tell you? Huh?
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-[laughs] Yeah.
-How much did we win?
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-$200 each.
-[Dennis] Really?
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-Yeah. -Oh, my God.
-Ooh, what?
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Yeah, Frank, I got to tell you,
there's a real rush in this.
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Hey, anybody want a screwdriver?
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Yes, yeah.
242
00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,255
Toss me one of
those menthols, too,
243
00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,237
while you're at it.
244
00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,305
-[laughs]
-Yeah, gross.
245
00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:21,625
Hey, Frank, when's
the next race?
246
00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:22,807
Oh, we got a minute. What?
247
00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,195
-Were you looking for action?
-[Dee] Mmm.
248
00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,111
-Uh, maybe. Yeah.
-What do you have in mind?
249
00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,679
Rochambeau for $100.
250
00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,133
-I'm in. Ready.
-Wait, what? -All right.
251
00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,181
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
252
00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,984
Oh! Rock beats scissors.
253
00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,772
-I'm up 300 bucks.
-I'm up 300 bucks. -Okay.
254
00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:35,921
I-I go. I go, I go.
255
00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:36,922
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
256
00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,423
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
257
00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:40,225
-[laughs]
-Same one?
258
00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:41,493
-Seriously, dummy?
-Eh, eh.
259
00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,261
-All right.
-Pay me, bitch.
260
00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,463
Well, I tell you what.
We'll go $500 each.
261
00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:46,584
-Right? Right now.
-Absolutely.
262
00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:47,718
-Ready?
-Absou... I'll call this one.
263
00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:48,566
-Ready? Uh-huh.
-Oh, okay, all right.
264
00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,101
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
265
00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,469
-Uh...
-Ooh.
266
00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:54,306
I didn't know he was gonna
do the same one three times.
267
00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:55,640
-Pay.
-Yeah...
268
00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,442
Uh, I guess we lost
it all, didn't we?
269
00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:58,929
-Here, you take the ticket.
-Is that it? -Okay, that's
270
00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,531
-all right, we'll win it back, uh...
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
271
00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,732
-yeah, we'll win... We'll just have to win it back.
-Frank,
272
00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,000
what else... What else
can we bet on, man?
273
00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,516
Okay, what number
am I thinking of
274
00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,017
between one and ten? $100.
275
00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,018
Oh, that's a good
one Okay, yeah.
276
00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,019
-All right?
-Um...
277
00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,254
-Seven.
-Two.
278
00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:10,488
Nope. Wrong.
279
00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:11,690
-You owe me $100.
-Sh...
280
00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:12,824
-Shit.
-Fork it over.
281
00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,147
[Mac] I don't know if we
need to find this guy.
282
00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:17,415
I mean, maybe he just got lucky.
283
00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:18,897
Nah, this is the guy, man.
284
00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,632
This is-this is our raw dog.
285
00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:21,752
Yeah, you know where he is?
286
00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:22,853
He's probably at
the ticket window,
287
00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,136
collect his winnings, right?
288
00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:25,437
I don't know.
289
00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,539
Wait a second.
290
00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,858
Is that him down
there on all fours?
291
00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,508
I-Is he foraging for more food?
292
00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,995
He probably just dropped his
ticket or something, man.
293
00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,944
-Come on, let's go talk to him.
-All right.
294
00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,280
[Charlie] Excuse me, uh, sir?
295
00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,182
Hi, I-I don't know
if you remember us.
296
00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,703
Uh, w-we didn't get
your name earlier.
297
00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:39,851
It's Sparky.
298
00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,372
What you looking for
down there, Sparky?
299
00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:42,554
Corn Nuts.
300
00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,823
See, dude? I told you
he was looking for food.
301
00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,324
No, not to eat.
302
00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:49,127
See, people drop 'em and
they blow onto the track.
303
00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,797
A single Corn Nut can
turn a dog's ankle.
304
00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,064
Ruin its career.
305
00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:55,600
Oh, so you're, like,
a janitor here, man.
306
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,342
I do that, too, it's
actually pretty cool.
307
00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,638
No. I take care of the dogs.
308
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,007
But I do like to
tidy up on occasion.
309
00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,409
Like that hot dog
that you found.
310
00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,111
Dogs appreciated
that, by the way.
311
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,813
So that's what you were doing.
312
00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,014
Okay, all right.
313
00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,448
But what's with the no shoes?
314
00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:13,318
Dog don't wear shoes,
so why should I?
315
00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,953
I like to feel what they feel.
316
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,122
Know what they know.
317
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,257
Dog's a majestic creature.
318
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,928
Ain't no coincidence that "god"
spelled backwards is "dog."
319
00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,731
-Oh, whoa.
-Oh, dude,
320
00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:29,034
I think I had you
pegged, like, all wrong.
321
00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,403
-You are super raw.
-Raw?
322
00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:32,404
Oh, yeah, my buddy
and I were, like,
323
00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:33,705
doing a raw dog thing.
324
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,241
Yeah, I'm trying to
reembrace my raw dog nature.
325
00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,642
Lately, I've been
feeling no joy.
326
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,044
I've overindulged.
327
00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,679
I've been taking crazy risks.
328
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:43,315
I jumped off the top of a
jungle gym the other day.
329
00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,817
I went to a nightclub and
got really raw with it.
330
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,185
Had a bit of a scare.
331
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,873
I've been seeking my
pleasures through thrills
332
00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,522
and sexual conquests.
333
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,657
And I-I think I
need to be more raw.
334
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,460
You know, "raw" spelled
backwards is "war," and...
335
00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,796
you sound like you're
at war with yourself.
336
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,334
-This is blowing my mind.
-Wow, dude, me too.
337
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,135
-I...
-What else can you spell backwards?
338
00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:05,904
Yeah, I-I feel like we could...
339
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,572
we could learn
something from you, bro.
340
00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,307
Y'all want to learn
the way of the dog?
341
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,642
-Yes. Totally.
-Yeah. Yeah.
342
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:11,829
Could we, like,
tag along with you?
343
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,245
Let's do it.
344
00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,065
All right, yeah. By the
way, how much you win?
345
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,648
-Win?
-On your bet.
346
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,550
Oh, I don't bet on dogs.
347
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,719
Gambling can drive a man crazy.
348
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,722
Make him do things
against his better nature.
349
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,291
Gambling'll make you lower
than the lowest dog there is.
350
00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,127
["Jump Into the Fire" by
Harry Nilsson playing]
351
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:32,163
[indistinct chatter, cheering]
352
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,467
Yeah, come on, baby, come on!
353
00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:36,468
[Frank] And boom.
354
00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:37,969
-[whoops] Yeah!
-Hey-o!
355
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,237
Give me that 18 bucks back!
356
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,372
He won 18 bucks.
357
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,806
I got your tie on that one.
358
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,460
No, no, no, give me the tie,
Dee, come on, what are you...
359
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,509
Give me 18 bucks.
360
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,896
-Roll for it, then.
-[Dee] All right.
361
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,412
Come on, come on, come on,
362
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,632
-come on, come on!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
363
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:49,614
All right, come on.
364
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:50,615
-Whoa!
-[cheering]
365
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,317
-Damn it!
-[laughing]
366
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,752
-You're so dumb.
-Shit!
367
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,855
Louis, I'll give you this hat
for the dog siring rights.
368
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,576
Aw, no dice, Frank. Hundred
grand, you can go -Come on.
369
00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,377
-Jerk 'em off right now, though.
-[Dennis] Come on, guys, let's keep it
370
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,379
classy, all right? Next bet,
next bet, next bet, let's go.
371
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,248
-All even numbers, I get your jacket.
-No, come on,
372
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,749
let's stick to cash, okay?
You're not getting my jacket.
373
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:06,984
-You got no cash.
-I got three dollars in my pocket.
374
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,747
-You're out of money.
-I got three dollars.
375
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,254
Ten bucks you're gonna eat
that gum off the floor.
376
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,437
-I'll do it.
-No, what are you doing? Stop it, no.
377
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,406
Twenty dollars you
rip Dennis' jacket.
378
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:15,473
No, I just want to
win my money back.
379
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:16,942
Don't rip the sleeve. Come on.
380
00:11:18,312 --> 00:11:20,078
-[laughing]
-Goddamn it!
381
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,112
-Son of a bitch!
-Here you go.
382
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,113
Thank you, thank you.
383
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,581
-Aw, Dee!
-[laughing]
384
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,436
Oh, all right. Rochambeau
to get it tailored.
385
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,252
[Dee] No problem.
386
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,853
[cackles] Suck it, bitch.
387
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:29,854
You got to get
that shit tailored.
388
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,222
-Aw...
-You bitch.
389
00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:33,210
-I like it like that.
-Yeah, it's better like that.
390
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,312
-All right, come on, next bet, next bet, next bet.
-Let's go, let's go.
391
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,429
[dogs barking in distance]
392
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,630
[Sparky] Yeah, man.
393
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,032
Some folks are just
chasing the wrong rabbit.
394
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,736
They're the one who's
really running in circles.
395
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,038
[spits]
396
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,940
Why are you spitting
in the bowls?
397
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,442
Uh, lets 'em know I'm the alpha.
398
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,443
[spits]
399
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,645
Oh, dude, that's sick, man.
400
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,047
I'm gonna start spitting in
people's beers at my job.
401
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,048
-You know what I mean?
-Nah, don't do that, though.
402
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,917
You know, like I'm gonna...
403
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,204
Goddamn mutt. Do
you have any idea
404
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,653
how much money I blew on you?
405
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,488
Excuse me for a second, fellas.
406
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,256
We got a problem here?
407
00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:06,410
I feel like I want to be raw,
408
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,293
but every time he
does something cool,
409
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,261
he then does
something really raw,
410
00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:11,482
and it kind of grosses me out.
411
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,950
You don't like that he's
spitting in the dog food?
412
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,466
No, I don't like
that he expressed
413
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,220
that dog's anal glands
with his bare hands.
414
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,535
Yeah.
415
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,290
But, I mean, like, look,
dude, you want to be raw,
416
00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:20,758
you got to get your
hands a little dirty.
417
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,060
Well, you don't got to, 'cause
there's gloves right there.
418
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,395
There were gloves right
there, weren't there?
419
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:25,610
[barking]
420
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:26,945
-Whoa.
-[owner] Take it easy.
421
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,613
-Okay. Okay, okay.
-[Sparky barking]
422
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:29,733
Well, he's got that dog in him.
423
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,716
Yeah, he's going full
dog on that guy, huh?
424
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,237
-Forget about it, forget about it.
-[barking]
425
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,354
Wow, that was
intense, man. Whoa.
426
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,256
Yeah, sorry y'all
had to see that,
427
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,858
but sometimes I'm
just off my leash
428
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:40,925
and protecting my pack.
429
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,927
-Yeah. Oh, is that...
-Oh...
430
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,181
That's the one he
expressed the gland with.
431
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,163
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
432
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,433
Now, this dog here is hurt
433
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,868
and he can't race no more.
434
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,403
That makes him mine now.
435
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:52,637
You get to keep the dog?
436
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,258
Yeah, I get to take him
home, take care of him.
437
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,240
I mean, I live right here.
438
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,608
In the dog kennel?
439
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:57,842
No, I wish.
440
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,911
I live in a trailer
out in the parking lot.
441
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,179
Oh.
442
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,415
Come on, let's get out of here.
443
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:07,085
Before this place makes
animals of us all.
444
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:10,388
-[cheering]
-Ready, set, go!
445
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,224
["Lookin' Out My Back Door" by
Credence Clearwater Revival]
446
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,493
[shouting and cheering]
447
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,097
[Frank] Keep going.
448
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,832
Keep going, keep going.
449
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,168
[gags] Oh, no.
450
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,736
-[whooping]
-[Dee retching]
451
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,390
[mouth full] I can't
do it, Frank, I can't.
452
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,039
Don't quit, don't
quit, don't quit.
453
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,207
They're not gonna make it.
454
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,241
They're not gonna
make it, Frank.
455
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,409
No, they're gonna make it.
456
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,811
-[gasping]
-[Frank] No, no, no.
457
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:33,978
Bad, bad.
458
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,046
No, you haven't made
your money back yet.
459
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,081
You got to make your money back.
460
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,148
You got to make your money back.
461
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,335
[shrieks] Frank!
This is not classy!
462
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,951
[gags] This isn't classy.
463
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,486
You haven't made
your money back.
464
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,787
[Dee] Do one, just do one.
465
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,789
Okay, my sister and I
are out of here. [gags]
466
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:45,790
-[laughing]
-[Frank] Aw, damn.
467
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:46,991
You owe me 15K, Frank.
468
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,394
-Ah, goddamn it.
-Ten bucks says they stay.
469
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,129
-I'll take that.
-No, no, no, no.
470
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,730
No more bets, goddamn it!
471
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,265
We've been degraded
eno... [gags]
472
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,452
Enough, Frank,
we're out of here.
473
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,434
Not classy!
474
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,435
Not classy, Frank!
475
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,670
That's not classy.
476
00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,105
That's not classy!
477
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,973
-Not classy!
-[gagging]
478
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,741
Man, that was bad.
I don't like it.
479
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,810
It was just too far, Dee. [gags]
480
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,579
He turned us into the dog.
481
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,882
[both gagging]
482
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,317
You got to stop, Dee.
483
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,238
I can't stop with the smell
of dog food on your breath.
484
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,973
-Okay, listen. Listen, listen.
-It's really bad.
485
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,789
-[gags]
-[coughs, gags]
486
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,891
[both gagging]
487
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,059
[coughing, gagging]
488
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,627
I have a plan. I have a plan.
489
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,829
How we can get our money
back, and then some.
490
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,216
Double or nothing
for our clothes?
491
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,018
No, no, no, no. We got to
be smarter than that, Dee!
492
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,667
-We got to be smarter.
-Mm, mm-hmm.
493
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:30,954
We can't play their
games anymore, okay?
494
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,971
We're gonna get our money back
495
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,513
and we're gonna make
even more money.
496
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:35,773
[swallows, groans]
497
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,276
But... we're gonna have to
do something pretty raw.
498
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,277
[whimpers]
499
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,411
[both gagging]
500
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,016
Come on, Sherlock Bones,
let's go. [grunts]
501
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:48,220
Well... this is my kennel.
502
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,356
Cool. Living at the dog
track, that's raw, dude.
503
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:51,624
-Oh.
-[Sparky] Yeah.
504
00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:53,359
Oh, uh...
505
00:14:53,461 --> 00:14:55,561
pardon the tarp, boys.
506
00:14:55,663 --> 00:14:57,630
Dogs get a little messy
every now and then.
507
00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:59,284
-Oh.
-And you're putting the dogs' needs first, all day.
508
00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:00,619
Yeah, right. He's
thinking about the dogs.
509
00:15:00,702 --> 00:15:03,002
-Man, you have opened my eyes.
-Yeah.
510
00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:04,456
You have spent your
entire life giving,
511
00:15:04,539 --> 00:15:05,438
and all I do is take.
512
00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:06,772
Yeah, you're a big taker.
513
00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:08,093
Yeah, I am. I'm a bit of a t...
514
00:15:08,176 --> 00:15:09,427
-You are too, though.
-[chuckles]
515
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:11,744
[Mac] But, look, I-I
feel like being raw
516
00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:14,380
is putting yourself last.
And that's a good way to be.
517
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:17,416
Yeah, dude, put yourself
last. And tarps?
518
00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:19,952
I mean, pretty awesome, man.
I might get a tarp for Frank.
519
00:15:20,054 --> 00:15:21,253
What kind of breed is Frank?
520
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,222
Oh, Frank's a...
521
00:15:23,324 --> 00:15:24,223
-a man.
-He's a man, human man.
522
00:15:24,325 --> 00:15:26,025
-Yeah, he's a human man.
-Human.
523
00:15:26,127 --> 00:15:27,626
But he's messy,
like... like a dog.
524
00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:29,261
-Yeah.
-Um...
525
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,563
But he's a man.
526
00:15:30,665 --> 00:15:31,931
[country music playing faintly]
527
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:35,501
♪ I guess I learn
a lot every day. ♪
528
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:36,635
-Yeah.
-Anyways...
529
00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:37,970
-Yeah.
-Um...
530
00:15:38,072 --> 00:15:40,072
Hey, listen, man, just
thanks again for everything.
531
00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,607
This has been an
awesome day, and...
532
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:44,443
I-I'm really just so sorry
they're closing this place down.
533
00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:46,946
They're doing what now?
534
00:15:47,048 --> 00:15:48,781
Oh, you didn't hear? Oh, this...
535
00:15:48,883 --> 00:15:49,782
this place is
closing down, yeah.
536
00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:51,150
I think they're...
537
00:15:51,252 --> 00:15:54,487
there's not gonna be any more
dog tracks in... America.
538
00:15:54,589 --> 00:15:56,322
♪ ♪
539
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,724
I did not know that.
540
00:15:59,727 --> 00:16:00,760
Hmm.
541
00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:01,794
Think somebody would've told me.
542
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,129
-[chuckles]
-[Charlie] Yeah.
543
00:16:03,231 --> 00:16:05,498
Oh, well, I guess I'm always
just the last to know.
544
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,466
-Huh.
-[Charlie] Yeah...
545
00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:08,734
[sighs] All right.
546
00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:10,336
Say, boys, you, uh...
547
00:16:10,438 --> 00:16:12,304
mind if I go spend
a couple minutes
548
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,739
with my thoughts here?
549
00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:15,908
Yeah, no, go...
T-Take a minute and...
550
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,643
We'll hang here and...
551
00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:19,030
God, I feel bad
that he didn't know.
552
00:16:19,113 --> 00:16:20,613
Yeah, I feel so bad.
553
00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:23,195
I can't believe they would keep
him in the dark like that, man.
554
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:25,785
You know what? He's got such
a great outlook on life,
555
00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:27,319
I bet he bounces right back.
556
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,320
He definitely will.
557
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,355
[gunshot]
558
00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:30,689
[shell casing clinking]
559
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,591
That sounded like
a gunshot, man.
560
00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:34,360
It did sound like
a gunshot, d...
561
00:16:34,462 --> 00:16:36,662
Do you think he shot the dog?
562
00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:38,030
Why? Why would...
563
00:16:38,132 --> 00:16:39,350
I don't know, maybe that's
what he was talking about
564
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,919
when he said he "takes
care of the dogs."
565
00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:42,220
Like, he shoots them when
they can't race anymore?
566
00:16:42,303 --> 00:16:43,354
-Is that a thing?
-I don't know.
567
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,603
Wait, that might be a thing.
568
00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:45,671
Dude, that might be why
they're shutting down
569
00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:47,092
all these places all
over the country.
570
00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:48,693
-Because they shoot the dogs when they...
-Yes!
571
00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:49,809
G...
572
00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:53,045
Oh.
573
00:16:53,147 --> 00:16:55,187
Well, if he didn't shoot
the dog, what did he shoot?
574
00:16:56,484 --> 00:16:57,716
♪ ♪
575
00:16:57,819 --> 00:16:59,385
-Oh...
-Dude.
576
00:16:59,487 --> 00:17:01,320
He was feeling a little too raw.
577
00:17:01,422 --> 00:17:02,321
[Mac groans sadly]
578
00:17:02,423 --> 00:17:03,689
Hey...
579
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:04,690
[Mac takes deep breath]
580
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:05,792
Hi.
581
00:17:05,893 --> 00:17:07,378
-This...
-Uh, this is a crime scene now.
582
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,047
-Right? Yeah.
-This is a crime scene, yeah.
583
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:11,030
-You know what? Wipe our prints, yeah.
-Yeah.
584
00:17:11,132 --> 00:17:13,251
We're thinking the same thing.
We got to wipe the prints.
585
00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:14,466
Let's just get everything...
586
00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:15,653
Let's just get
out of here, dude.
587
00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:16,755
-Okay, let's go.
-Let's just get out of here.
588
00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:17,989
You want to burn this
thing down, or...?
589
00:17:18,072 --> 00:17:19,872
[Mac] Go! Go!
590
00:17:19,974 --> 00:17:21,340
-Frank, there he is.
-Frank! Frank!
591
00:17:21,442 --> 00:17:22,560
-Frank, we got to go.
-We got to get out of here, man.
592
00:17:22,643 --> 00:17:24,910
There is a seedy
underbelly to this place.
593
00:17:25,012 --> 00:17:26,531
-And there's maybe a bit...
-It's not good, bad things happened.
594
00:17:26,614 --> 00:17:27,766
...of a fingerprint situation.
We got to get out of here.
595
00:17:27,849 --> 00:17:29,067
There's definitely a
fingerprint situation.
596
00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:30,049
-We got to go, dude.
-We got to go.
597
00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:31,217
[Dennis cackles]
598
00:17:31,319 --> 00:17:33,018
We did it.
599
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,854
[growls] Bitch.
600
00:17:34,956 --> 00:17:35,921
Why are you dressed like this?
601
00:17:36,023 --> 00:17:37,308
-Don't, move-move past that.
-Yeah.
602
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:38,810
-Not for now, not now.
-[Dennis] We want out clothes,
603
00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:40,426
we want our money and we want
604
00:17:40,528 --> 00:17:42,761
50% of whatever the
Saudis were gonna pay you.
605
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,597
-You did it?
-Oh, yeah, we did it,
606
00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:45,750
-you son of a bitch.
-[laughs]
607
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,233
-Prove it.
-No problem.
608
00:17:47,335 --> 00:17:48,868
-Well, do we... Okay.
-Mm-hmm.
609
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:50,155
-I was hoping we wouldn't...
-No, we're gonna do it.
610
00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:52,078
No, they're gonna see
it, they're gonna see it.
611
00:17:52,874 --> 00:17:54,707
[Dee] Here we go. All right.
612
00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:57,009
Go.
613
00:17:58,179 --> 00:18:00,579
Hello, crown princes,
614
00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:03,015
and other honorable
Saudis... [gags]
615
00:18:04,385 --> 00:18:05,751
[clears throat]
616
00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,820
With much respect,
we present to you...
617
00:18:07,922 --> 00:18:08,821
[gags]
618
00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:10,022
...Pennies From Heaven.
619
00:18:10,992 --> 00:18:12,791
Champion racing dog.
620
00:18:12,894 --> 00:18:15,628
Let this video serve as...
621
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:17,596
proof to show authenticity.
622
00:18:18,566 --> 00:18:20,065
Oh, God. Okay.
623
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,233
All right, here we go.
624
00:18:21,335 --> 00:18:22,968
-Yep.
-[Dee] Yep, get under him.
625
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:24,070
Get underneath.
626
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,638
-Oh, my God, man.
-[crowd groans]
627
00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:27,473
-Huh?
-Well, don't...
628
00:18:27,575 --> 00:18:29,008
[groaning]
629
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,543
-[dog whimpers, barks]
-Ugh.
630
00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:32,544
♪ ♪
631
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:34,280
-[Dee] Huh?
-[exclaiming]
632
00:18:34,382 --> 00:18:35,814
-[groaning]
-[Frank] Oh, shit.
633
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,216
They did it!
634
00:18:37,318 --> 00:18:39,752
You owe me big-time, Louis!
635
00:18:39,854 --> 00:18:40,753
[laughs]
636
00:18:40,855 --> 00:18:42,655
-I won!
-[cheering]
637
00:18:42,757 --> 00:18:45,157
[cheers and applause]
638
00:18:45,259 --> 00:18:46,492
[Louis] Well done, Frank.
639
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:47,612
[Frank] Fork it over, baby.
640
00:18:47,695 --> 00:18:49,795
-Nice. [laughs]
-Easy, easy.
641
00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:51,330
Oh, w-what's happening?
642
00:18:51,432 --> 00:18:52,631
Ah, I won.
643
00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:53,918
-You won what?
-[Frank] The bet.
644
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,969
I bet Louis I could get
you guys to jerk off a dog.
645
00:18:57,071 --> 00:18:58,804
And you did it! [laughs]
646
00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:00,625
-The Saudis. What about the Saudis?
-[Frank] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
647
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:02,942
Oh, I don't know
no Saudis. [laughs]
648
00:19:03,044 --> 00:19:04,343
I don't even own a dog.
649
00:19:04,445 --> 00:19:05,496
What are you talking
about, Frank?!
650
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,146
The only reason why we're here
651
00:19:07,248 --> 00:19:09,114
is so I can bet on you.
652
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,115
-No...
-You are my raw dogs,
653
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,784
and you won.
654
00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:14,954
No, no, we're here because you
wanted to bet on the dog races.
655
00:19:15,056 --> 00:19:17,589
Dog races? I'd never
bet on a dog race.
656
00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:19,425
That's low-class shit.
657
00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:20,659
[Frank giggles]
658
00:19:20,761 --> 00:19:23,796
♪ ♪
659
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:30,269
You guys raw-dogging it home?
660
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:34,573
Anyone like a Corn Nut?
661
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:14,446
[chanting backwards]
662
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:16,708
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662
00:20:17,305 --> 00:21:17,946