1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:24,448 --> 00:00:26,724 You gave so much in life. 3 00:00:27,275 --> 00:00:30,448 I hope your soul's rest is perfect and peaceful, 4 00:00:31,827 --> 00:00:34,655 because your body's in for a long ride. 5 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:40,192 If the coffin's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. 6 00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:46,399 Garret, wait a second. 7 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:47,655 Why is there no casket? 8 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,537 'Cause there was nothing left 9 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,275 of his father to bury. 10 00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:15,586 Come join us, brother. 11 00:01:40,379 --> 00:01:41,517 Welcome. 12 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,379 You'll be happy here. 13 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:46,984 I think I like it already. 14 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:52,572 Hi, pop. 15 00:02:30,448 --> 00:02:34,434 So Dollface has this gigantic insider guard in a choke hold, 16 00:02:34,517 --> 00:02:36,468 when all of a sudden I hear this loud... 17 00:02:37,586 --> 00:02:39,503 The guard is dead as hell, 18 00:02:39,586 --> 00:02:42,158 and his eyeballs are just dangling out of their sockets. 19 00:02:42,241 --> 00:02:45,641 And Dollface is like, "Guess this guy's a sailor man, 20 00:02:45,724 --> 00:02:47,503 because I just made him Popeye." 21 00:02:47,586 --> 00:02:51,034 Oh, that's fucking crazy. 22 00:02:51,413 --> 00:02:52,985 She has so many stories like that, 23 00:02:53,068 --> 00:02:54,365 and she tells them way better than me. 24 00:02:54,448 --> 00:02:56,675 You would know that if you stopped avoiding her. 25 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:58,330 I'm not avoiding her. 26 00:02:58,413 --> 00:03:00,606 I'm just not going out of my way to interact with her. 27 00:03:00,689 --> 00:03:02,054 There's a difference. 28 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:03,296 All right, if we're being honest, 29 00:03:03,379 --> 00:03:05,261 she's just not my cup of tea. 30 00:03:05,344 --> 00:03:06,572 You don't even know her. 31 00:03:06,655 --> 00:03:08,399 If my brother was in the car behind us, 32 00:03:08,482 --> 00:03:10,261 I sure as hell wouldn't be riding with your dumb ass. 33 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:13,572 Family isn't just being related, okay? 34 00:03:13,655 --> 00:03:15,606 If I was a beaver, I wouldn't spend all my time 35 00:03:15,689 --> 00:03:17,917 hanging out with other big ass rodents. 36 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,261 If a gator was cool, and the vibe was right, 37 00:03:20,344 --> 00:03:21,655 I'D kick it with him. 38 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:25,344 -Shit, not again. -What? 39 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:27,813 Oh, let's check it at the next stop. 40 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:29,813 No. Pull over now. If something's wrong, 41 00:03:29,896 --> 00:03:31,482 you should address it right away. 42 00:03:31,827 --> 00:03:33,000 Pull over right here. 43 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,468 Go talk to your sister, asshole! 44 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:54,710 You piss her off? 45 00:03:54,793 --> 00:03:55,951 Get in. 46 00:03:56,034 --> 00:03:57,172 You, out. 47 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,296 Someone need a ride? 48 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:10,172 I told you, we're done, and I meant it. 49 00:04:16,551 --> 00:04:18,275 That's what I like about the Jeremy Express. 50 00:04:18,827 --> 00:04:20,275 It's all caboose. 51 00:04:32,034 --> 00:04:33,744 I love what you've done with the interior. 52 00:04:33,827 --> 00:04:35,862 Really shows pride of ownership. 53 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:37,413 Still a neat freak. 54 00:04:39,206 --> 00:04:41,931 So, what was it like being back at our old house? 55 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:44,468 Like prison, just with a lot of pizza. 56 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:47,413 Come on, nothing in there caught your interest? 57 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:50,330 The Baby-Sitters Club. 58 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:51,882 Oh, shit. 59 00:04:51,965 --> 00:04:54,296 -I used to love those books. -Word? 60 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:57,951 Yeah, yeah. Ah, I had such a crush on Logan. 61 00:04:58,034 --> 00:04:59,468 Okay, so I gotta know, 62 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:02,620 how did Abby join the BSC in book 89? 63 00:05:03,068 --> 00:05:04,192 Abby? 64 00:05:04,275 --> 00:05:05,537 Abby. Abby. 65 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,296 Uh, Abby, I... 66 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:08,758 I don't remember. 67 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:12,537 Well, excuse me for not remembering a book, 68 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:13,468 Mr. "I bonked my head 69 00:05:13,551 --> 00:05:15,261 and literally can't remember anything." 70 00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:17,241 Well, it's not like I'm trying not to remember. 71 00:05:18,965 --> 00:05:20,641 I'm dying. Should we make camp? 72 00:05:20,724 --> 00:05:22,641 Yeah, Ash. 73 00:05:22,724 --> 00:05:24,482 We'll head for Diesel City at first light. 74 00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:29,261 Why don't you go set up by the water tower up ahead? 75 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:32,399 John and I are going to take a little detour. 76 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:34,020 Detour? I don't want to take a detour. 77 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:36,330 -Shut up. You do. We're going. -Copy that. 78 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:37,827 Have fun, John. 79 00:05:40,827 --> 00:05:41,710 Copy that. Ashley and I 80 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:44,482 will be scouting for food and supplies, over. 81 00:05:47,275 --> 00:05:48,537 Who knows? 82 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,675 Maybe I'll get lucky, find me a muffin. 83 00:05:50,758 --> 00:05:52,586 I told you, the bakery's closed. 84 00:05:54,862 --> 00:05:56,344 Checking for bakery hours. 85 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:09,344 Finally. Ready to fucking rock. 86 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,758 ♪ Just tell me how I got this far ♪ 87 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:32,779 ♪ Just tell me why you're here And who you are ♪ 88 00:06:32,862 --> 00:06:34,917 ♪ 'Cause every time I look 89 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,020 ♪ You're never there 90 00:06:38,103 --> 00:06:40,054 ♪ And every time I sleep ♪ 91 00:06:40,137 --> 00:06:42,744 ♪ You're always there 92 00:06:42,827 --> 00:06:43,951 Here we go! 93 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:44,917 ♪ 'Cause you're Everywhere to me ♪ 94 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,123 Would you shut up? 95 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,813 What the hell are you doing here? 96 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,586 Covering my ears mostly. 97 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,054 -That's John singing. -Yeah. 98 00:07:03,137 --> 00:07:04,827 What are you doing in my trunk? 99 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:09,068 You stood up for me back there. 100 00:07:10,103 --> 00:07:11,137 You... 101 00:07:12,068 --> 00:07:13,965 You saved me, Quiet. 102 00:07:18,275 --> 00:07:20,330 All right, I laid it on a little thick at the end there. 103 00:07:20,413 --> 00:07:21,655 Fine. Look, 104 00:07:22,793 --> 00:07:24,241 I want to enter the tournament. 105 00:07:32,482 --> 00:07:34,192 It's not funny. 106 00:07:34,275 --> 00:07:36,020 Oh, it is the way I'm picturing it. 107 00:07:36,103 --> 00:07:38,054 You'd be dead two minutes in, 108 00:07:38,137 --> 00:07:41,192 all flattened out, eyes crossed, tongue hanging out. 109 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:43,365 That will not be me. Okay? 110 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:46,365 You're looking at the best driver on the West Coast. 111 00:07:46,448 --> 00:07:49,068 -No I'm not. -Yes, you are. 112 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,206 -Think so? -Know so. 113 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,310 Prove it. 114 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:02,089 Wow, you don't have a goddamn clue 115 00:08:02,172 --> 00:08:03,296 what you're doing, do you? 116 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:05,261 I am just getting my bearings. 117 00:08:05,344 --> 00:08:07,951 You know, my ex-husband's car was European. 118 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:09,779 It was a lot cooler than this. 119 00:08:09,862 --> 00:08:11,413 All right, just put it in gear. 120 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:14,985 Oh, my God! 121 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:18,862 Stop, stop, stop, oh, my God. 122 00:08:19,655 --> 00:08:21,261 Why did you throw it in reverse? 123 00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:22,848 "D" is for drive, dumb-ass. 124 00:08:22,931 --> 00:08:23,917 What... No, I put it in drive. 125 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,985 "D," drive. 126 00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:28,192 That's an "R." Do you not know how to read, either? 127 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,744 No. Of course I can read. 128 00:08:29,827 --> 00:08:31,896 You're looking at the best reader on the West Coast. 129 00:08:32,827 --> 00:08:34,034 Okay, that's it. 130 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:36,068 Get out. We're done. 131 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:41,261 Ha, got you! 132 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:42,813 Who's the dumb ass now? 133 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:44,917 Have fun walking to Diesel City, bitch. 134 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,744 Eat my diggity dust! 135 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,034 Oh, shit. 136 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,413 Oh, no, the dust. 137 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:02,379 Shut up! 138 00:09:13,103 --> 00:09:15,744 Faster to go by canoe. 139 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:17,848 You know what? Fine. Fine, whatever. 140 00:09:17,931 --> 00:09:20,710 Just wake me up when Dollface gets back. she'll teach me. 141 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,503 Is that what you think is going to happen? 142 00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:25,275 She gives zero fucks. 143 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:28,227 I sort of gave one teeny fuck, 144 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:31,655 but, damn, I guess I was wrong. 145 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:46,068 Millennium Drive-In. 146 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,917 Headlights, Camera, Action. 147 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,848 I don't even want to know what kind of action 148 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:52,448 got blood all the way up there. 149 00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:55,123 Where are you going? 150 00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:57,675 We stopped here one year on the family road trip. 151 00:09:57,758 --> 00:10:00,123 Your little mind was blown by watching a movie in a car. 152 00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:01,537 You were so obsessed, 153 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,296 you made Dad take us here every summer. 154 00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:04,848 -Come on. -You're insane 155 00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:06,054 if you think I'm going in there. 156 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:07,482 This shit looks haunted. 157 00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:11,675 You're still afraid of ghosts? 158 00:10:11,758 --> 00:10:13,503 Wow. 159 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:14,951 Amnesia really is a bitch. 160 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:16,089 You forget your whole life, 161 00:10:16,172 --> 00:10:17,689 but still remember to be a pussy. 162 00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:21,413 I'll show you a pussy! 163 00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:24,862 Hold up, wait! 164 00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:43,551 "I & K wuz here." 165 00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:46,482 This was our spot. 166 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:49,413 Hmm. Come on, get in. 167 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:53,689 My God, would you chill? 168 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:57,330 -There's nobody here but us. -I know that. 169 00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:58,448 Get in the car. 170 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:02,310 Come on. 171 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,399 I would try and get the projector working, 172 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,020 but I'm not going in that shack. 173 00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,965 It's okay. We're not here for that anyway. 174 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:22,793 I was hoping 175 00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:26,951 we could shake some memories loose. 176 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,241 Maybe this will help. 177 00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:38,606 So whenever there was a car chase scene, 178 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,675 Dad would let you climb over into the driver's seat 179 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:43,068 and pretend like you were in the movie. 180 00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:46,744 And you would go crazy 181 00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:49,054 just pulling at the steering wheel, 182 00:11:49,137 --> 00:11:51,172 yelling all your little quips. 183 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,227 -Dry steering? -Mm-hmm. 184 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,710 You mean to tell me they would let me 185 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:56,813 torque at the tie rods like that? 186 00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:58,917 Not to mention scuff the tires. 187 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,296 So our parents really treated their vehicles like that? 188 00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:05,158 Ooh, cool your jets there, Martin Luther Keys. 189 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,261 You were little. 190 00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:07,848 You couldn't do any real damage. 191 00:12:07,931 --> 00:12:10,020 But we did do a number on the upholstery though. 192 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,882 Every time Mom and Dad would go to the snack shack, 193 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,572 we would climb through the sunroof 194 00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:18,448 and scuff up the back seats. That would piss them off. 195 00:12:25,034 --> 00:12:26,606 What you staring at me for? 196 00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:27,862 The family whistle? 197 00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:33,137 It was Dad's way of telling us to sit our asses down. 198 00:12:33,724 --> 00:12:35,641 I swear you could hear it from miles away. 199 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:38,123 Right, it's like when Abby's dad taught her 200 00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:39,468 how to whistle through an acorn cap. 201 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,482 Would you shut up about the stupid fucking book? 202 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,813 Look at me. Are you even trying to remember? 203 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,103 No. I'm not. 204 00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:50,434 You want to know what it was like for me being in that house? 205 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:53,123 All the pictures, all the stuff in my room, 206 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,641 all the things I'm supposed to remember, but I don't. 207 00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:58,862 And then realizing if I did get my memory back... 208 00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:03,931 I'd just be weighed down by everything that I lost. 209 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,620 My parents, my sister, myself. 210 00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:11,192 I'd rather just be me, be John. 211 00:13:11,275 --> 00:13:13,089 -But you're Lionel. -Lionel's dead! 212 00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:25,779 What was that? 213 00:13:25,862 --> 00:13:27,710 I don't know, you brought me here! 214 00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:09,572 What the fuck? 215 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,365 What the fuck am I even looking at right now? 216 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,468 I don't know, but whatever he is, 217 00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:26,572 he's not wearing a shirt, and he's fucking jacked. 218 00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:29,261 Those perfectly formed pectorials 219 00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:31,793 are basically bull's eyes. Watch this. 220 00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:37,434 Oh, I'm so sorry! 221 00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:38,965 You shot me! What the fuck? 222 00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,606 I'll lay down suppressive fire, and you run. 223 00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:42,744 -Okay. -Run! 224 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:46,896 Goddammit! 225 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:50,379 -In there! -Go, go, go! 226 00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,413 Oh, shit. 227 00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,330 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 228 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,641 Oh my God, you fucking shot me. 229 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,503 -What the fuck? -I'm so sorry! 230 00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:17,468 -Please don't cry. -I'm not gonna cry, asshole! 231 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:19,848 -Ow, Jesus! -It's okay. Is it bad? 232 00:15:19,931 --> 00:15:21,951 Oh, shit. Uh, it's barely noticeable. 233 00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:23,399 No, no, no, 234 00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:24,503 It's not... You can't even see... 235 00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:26,848 Shh! 236 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,296 Here, sew it up. Sew it up. 237 00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:34,330 I don't want a nasty scar. 238 00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:35,586 Right. 239 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,020 I got this, okay. 240 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,020 Come on. Have you got it? 241 00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:41,296 Yeah, I got it. 242 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,503 -You got it? -Okay. Do I come from the top 243 00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:43,951 -or the bottom? -You ain't got shit! 244 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,192 -Okay, I... -Hold onto this. 245 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,572 -Okay, okay, okay. -Make yourself useful. 246 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,172 -Okay. -God. 247 00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:51,261 Oh, that's so aggressive. 248 00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:56,054 Before you even start the car, do your checks. 249 00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:59,813 Gassed up, guns loaded, mirrors clear of vultures, 250 00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:01,399 hands on the wheel at ten and two. 251 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,882 No way! I wanna look cool 252 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:06,227 -when I cross the finish line. -Okay, yeah. 253 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,744 First lesson. 254 00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:12,241 You gotta outrun some vultures. Think fast. 255 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,192 Tried to 180 out of here, and the vultures caught you. 256 00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:21,744 You're dead. 257 00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:23,000 Again. 258 00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,310 Wrong. 259 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,413 Nope. 260 00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:36,068 Dead, dead, dead. 261 00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:39,675 Lesson two. 262 00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,227 Holy men dead ahead. 263 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,517 Shit, shit! 264 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,261 You're hanging your ass out. 265 00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:48,379 Oh, fuck! 266 00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:02,882 You were supposed to drive through the barrels. 267 00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,779 Guess what? You died again. 268 00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:06,434 Goddamn it. 269 00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,813 Time for your final exam. Drive. 270 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:09,813 What are you doing? 271 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,123 There's a killer clown 272 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:14,089 with flaming hair right behind us. 273 00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,468 -What's the move? -At first I... 274 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:16,641 Go! 275 00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,158 You didn't even give me a chance! 276 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:19,641 Neither will they. Think fast! 277 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,172 Are you giving up? 278 00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:24,985 I knew it. I knew you weren't cut out for this. 279 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:26,379 Fuck you, Quiet! 280 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:36,123 I don't even want to know what nasty diseases 281 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,724 you gave yourself using that dirty ass needle. 282 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:41,813 I don't need medical advice, Dr. Piss. 283 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,296 We just need to figure out how we're getting 284 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,848 past those sound wave things 285 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,813 without sexy car man knowing that we're in here. 286 00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,089 Well, if we're going to make it out of here, 287 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,852 we're going to need a better vantage point. 288 00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:52,192 I'm going to climb to the top of the projection screen. 289 00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:53,468 No, you're not. 290 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,468 We're going to the concession stand. 291 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:57,054 Whatever's powering those sound wave thingies 292 00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:58,379 is for sure coming from there. 293 00:17:58,862 --> 00:17:59,931 Wait. 294 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,172 Wait, I'm remembering something. 295 00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:03,744 -Really? -Yeah. 296 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,503 -What? -I remember telling you 297 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,537 it was a fucking bad idea to come in here! 298 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,848 Shh! 299 00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:10,034 Do you hear that? 300 00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:15,020 It's the sound of a scared little bitch. 301 00:18:15,103 --> 00:18:16,413 Oh, wait, that's you. 302 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:02,365 Did you see those metal hands? 303 00:19:02,448 --> 00:19:04,000 This motherfucker is full of surprises. 304 00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:11,813 I wonder how he, uh, you know, 305 00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:13,951 starts his own engine. 306 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,779 Forearms on that guy? 307 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,222 One wrong move, he'll rip the shit off. Poor son of a bitch. 308 00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:20,448 Okay, so what's the plan? 309 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,606 Oh, yeah. Let's shoot our way out of here, 310 00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:23,985 because that worked so well the first time. 311 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,089 It worked well for me. 312 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:26,612 I looked fucking great. 313 00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:29,606 Ashley! Ashley! 314 00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:34,261 Oh, yes, give mama that French bread! 315 00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:37,227 Oh, it's proofing. Oh, it's proofing. 316 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,951 Did you hear that? 317 00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:52,434 Come on, May, 318 00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:54,241 you can't stay back there forever. 319 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:57,985 Fine. 320 00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,710 If you're not going to come out, then I'm going to eat. 321 00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,862 I am starving. 322 00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:04,468 Mmm! 323 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,827 Mmm! Oh, my gosh. Oh, it's so good. 324 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,034 Mmm, and I have so much of it. 325 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,296 What is it? 326 00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:19,985 -Rattlesnake. -You can make snake jerky? 327 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,413 Yeah. It's not that hard. 328 00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:23,655 My brother taught me how. 329 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,675 Killing the fuckers is a pain in the ass. 330 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,724 But then you salt them 331 00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:29,917 and put them in a salt bath 332 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,310 and hang them out to dry. 333 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,744 It has to be strong sunlight, though. 334 00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:34,947 I learned that the hard way. 335 00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,241 -What happened? -What do you think? 336 00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:42,000 I ate it raw and puked so hard I shit myself. 337 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:44,951 Yeah, it was a lot of shit too, 338 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,896 -like, everywhere. -Ooh, that's tough. 339 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,641 My brother wouldn't stop laughing, the jagoff. 340 00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:52,344 Hmm, guess being a jagoff runs in the family. 341 00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:56,068 Yeah. 342 00:20:58,448 --> 00:21:01,413 He wasn't a great teacher, but he helped me survive. 343 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,520 Eventually, I figured it out on my own. 344 00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:11,068 Listen, why do you want to enter this tournament so badly? 345 00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:13,813 You do know it's to the death, right? 346 00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:15,206 Yeah. So? 347 00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:18,275 I'm not afraid of dying. 348 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,137 And if I win, 349 00:21:21,206 --> 00:21:22,862 I could wish for a better life. 350 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:29,000 Come on, let's try again. 351 00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:30,882 Okay. 352 00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:32,068 Shh, shh, come on. 353 00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:34,000 Okay. 354 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,344 How is this guy even alive? 355 00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:56,413 Come on. He's distracted. 356 00:22:11,379 --> 00:22:13,296 Eww. This place is a mess. 357 00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:15,330 But it's still cleaner than your car. 358 00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:17,172 Smells better too. 359 00:22:17,551 --> 00:22:19,103 Shut up and cut the power. 360 00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,606 "Axel." 361 00:22:34,206 --> 00:22:36,275 What kind of sick fuck would do this? 362 00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:42,758 I'd lower that pea-shooter if I were you. 363 00:22:43,689 --> 00:22:45,172 Put it on the counter. 364 00:22:45,724 --> 00:22:48,000 Well, I'm impressed you got past my guard dog. 365 00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:49,985 Not many do. 366 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,503 We're just trying to get out of here, man. 367 00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:53,330 Oh, please. You're like everyone else 368 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,468 who comes sniffing around here 369 00:22:54,551 --> 00:22:56,468 trying to steal my life's work. 370 00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:57,710 You're jealous. 371 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,330 Oh, why would we be jealous of you? 372 00:22:59,413 --> 00:23:00,848 You're making car people. 373 00:23:00,931 --> 00:23:02,379 That's an oversimplification! 374 00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:05,848 I evolved that broken killer into something more. 375 00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:07,779 If the only way to survive outside 376 00:23:07,862 --> 00:23:09,675 is to be in a car, 377 00:23:09,758 --> 00:23:13,068 then what if you could be the car? 378 00:23:13,586 --> 00:23:14,896 But it's still not right. 379 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:16,986 There's still too much human in him. 380 00:23:17,275 --> 00:23:20,379 Oh, but I could get it right with one of you. 381 00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:23,537 So what, you just make cars out of Black people? 382 00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:25,882 What? No! It's not racially motivated. 383 00:23:25,965 --> 00:23:27,744 -Is that how it's coming off? -Yeah! 384 00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:29,917 I mean, you look at him, you look at us. 385 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,192 Let me just say, 386 00:23:31,275 --> 00:23:33,261 I've always believed science is colorblind. 387 00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:35,710 Oh, God. 388 00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:40,330 What... What's going on with him? 389 00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:42,724 He's not sick, is he? 390 00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:45,399 To be honest, I have no idea what he's doing. 391 00:23:45,482 --> 00:23:46,779 Family whistle! 392 00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:47,882 The family whistle! 393 00:23:57,137 --> 00:23:59,054 Ooh. 394 00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:02,206 Some of my best friends 395 00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:04,000 are Black. 396 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,586 Thanks, big bro. 397 00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:10,158 Now, if we can just get that 398 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:13,537 tiny little butthole of a mouth to whistle. 399 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,365 If my mouth is a butthole, so is yours. 400 00:24:15,448 --> 00:24:16,641 That's how genes work. 401 00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:18,172 Now, go cut the power so we can bail. 402 00:24:32,448 --> 00:24:33,758 Hey, uh, 403 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,379 Axel, right? 404 00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:37,917 Listen, I know we had our differences, 405 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,310 but, um, 406 00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:42,123 we just killed this little racist nerd, 407 00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:43,606 and we cut the power, 408 00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:45,641 so you're free to go. 409 00:24:45,724 --> 00:24:48,068 Now I hope we can go our separate ways peacefully. 410 00:24:49,137 --> 00:24:50,275 What? 411 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,675 We've had our differences... 412 00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:56,103 Dude, you got... You gotta use your big boy voice 413 00:24:57,103 --> 00:24:58,572 -What you... -We cut the power. 414 00:24:58,655 --> 00:24:59,813 You're free to go. 415 00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:01,620 Oh, good looking out. 416 00:25:02,206 --> 00:25:03,675 I hated that motherfucker. 417 00:25:03,758 --> 00:25:05,172 Peace! 418 00:25:12,931 --> 00:25:15,537 Remember, driving is about making a decision 419 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,862 and making it happen. 420 00:25:17,275 --> 00:25:19,103 You second guess yourself, you crash and burn. 421 00:25:19,931 --> 00:25:22,537 All right, gassed up, guns loaded, 422 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,965 mirrors clear of... Jeremy? 423 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,551 Run! 424 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,448 He's coming! 425 00:25:36,517 --> 00:25:37,813 Damn. 426 00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:38,931 Drive. 427 00:25:49,517 --> 00:25:51,793 Uh, what is he doing? 428 00:26:02,413 --> 00:26:05,227 Oh, shit! We decided to drive! D! D! 429 00:26:13,482 --> 00:26:14,744 Holy shit, I did it! 430 00:26:14,827 --> 00:26:16,261 -Celebrate later. -Right! 431 00:26:24,965 --> 00:26:27,034 Uh, what the hell is that? 432 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:30,344 Quiet, this wasn't on the final exam! 433 00:26:31,655 --> 00:26:32,572 Think fast! 434 00:26:56,586 --> 00:27:00,310 ♪ 'Cause you're Everywhere to me ♪ 435 00:27:00,689 --> 00:27:05,675 ♪ When I close my eyes It's you I see ♪ 436 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:10,862 ♪ And everything I know That makes me believe ♪ 437 00:27:11,206 --> 00:27:16,034 ♪ I'm not Alo-whoa-whoa-one ♪ 438 00:27:16,413 --> 00:27:20,572 ♪ 'Cause you're Everything to me ♪ 439 00:27:20,655 --> 00:27:25,172 ♪ And when I close me eyes It's you I see ♪ 440 00:27:25,586 --> 00:27:30,586 ♪ You're everything I know That makes me believe ♪ 441 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,985 ♪ I'm not Alo-whoa-whoa-one ♪ 442 00:27:35,068 --> 00:27:37,330 When we win I was thinking maybe 443 00:27:37,413 --> 00:27:39,848 I'd take Quiet up to Grandpop's cabin. 444 00:27:39,931 --> 00:27:41,482 Oh. The cabin. 445 00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:43,896 You know, that brings back some memories. 446 00:27:44,448 --> 00:27:46,330 Wait, how are you gonna remember Grandpop's cabin 447 00:27:46,413 --> 00:27:48,296 and not Grandpop? 448 00:27:48,379 --> 00:27:51,103 I might have found a way there. 449 00:27:54,586 --> 00:27:56,158 -Hey, I drew this. -Yeah. 450 00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:01,054 Bitch, you read my diary? 451 00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:02,379 What? No, I wouldn't... 452 00:28:02,758 --> 00:28:04,641 Yeah. Okay, just a little bit. 453 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,054 Look, I got tired of hearing about horses 454 00:28:06,137 --> 00:28:08,227 and how funny Brian Carroll was. 455 00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:09,882 Ooh, funny and fine. 456 00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:11,227 Ugh. 457 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:13,192 No third grader could resist his charms. 458 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,931 Oh, well. 459 00:28:16,965 --> 00:28:18,445 Look who decided to show up. 460 00:28:18,689 --> 00:28:19,882 Why is the kid driving? 461 00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,205 Why is your face all fucked up? 462 00:28:21,413 --> 00:28:23,641 We just had a run in with the grim douche bag 463 00:28:23,724 --> 00:28:25,365 and a naked man on wheels. 464 00:28:25,448 --> 00:28:26,951 Axel! 465 00:28:27,034 --> 00:28:28,813 Ashley and Jeremy are dead. 466 00:28:28,896 --> 00:28:30,330 They're real fucking dead. 467 00:28:30,413 --> 00:28:31,227 And we're going to be next 468 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,710 if we don't get the fuck out of here. 469 00:28:32,793 --> 00:28:34,572 Shit. Okay, uh, we should load up. 470 00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:36,000 -I'll ride with you. -Okay. 471 00:28:40,827 --> 00:28:42,882 -So the detour worked, huh? -It did. 472 00:28:42,965 --> 00:28:44,620 Thank you for making that happen. 473 00:28:45,172 --> 00:28:46,572 You're high, aren't you? 474 00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,000 Indubitab-ably. 475 00:28:56,689 --> 00:28:59,330 Ash and Jeremy weren't the best soldiers, 476 00:28:59,413 --> 00:29:01,689 but their hearts were committed to the cause. 477 00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:06,551 May their souls bang for eternity. 478 00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:19,468 Why didn't she bury the mask? 479 00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,503 The mission lives on. 480 00:29:21,586 --> 00:29:23,261 It'll go to the next doll worthy of wearing it. 481 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,572 Hmm. Well, you know, when you go down, 482 00:29:25,655 --> 00:29:27,000 I'll keep your mask alive. 483 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:29,158 -Oh, that's so nice. -Yeah. 484 00:29:29,241 --> 00:29:31,689 Knowing your driving, it'll probably be you that kills me. 485 00:29:45,586 --> 00:29:46,965 Diesel City, 486 00:29:47,482 --> 00:29:48,813 where the biggest, scariest, 487 00:29:48,896 --> 00:29:51,227 loudest special weapons are made and sold. 488 00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:53,296 That's cool, but we don't have any money. 489 00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:54,896 We don't need money, 490 00:29:55,724 --> 00:29:57,689 because we're going to steal them. 491 00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:14,641 This is my kind of party! 492 00:30:14,724 --> 00:30:17,020 Welcome to my contest. 493 00:30:17,103 --> 00:30:19,744 What are you up to, you long-haired fuck? 494 00:30:19,827 --> 00:30:21,468 You'll compete in multiple rounds, 495 00:30:21,551 --> 00:30:24,399 each unique and more deadly than the last. 496 00:30:24,482 --> 00:30:26,330 Where in the fuck do you think you're going? 497 00:30:26,413 --> 00:30:28,172 If you survive, you advance. 498 00:30:28,758 --> 00:30:30,638 There's a lot of stone-cold killers here. 499 00:30:30,827 --> 00:30:32,675 -Hi, Sweet Tooth. -Ah! 500 00:30:32,758 --> 00:30:34,744 Grimm, how the hell did you get out? 501 00:30:34,827 --> 00:30:36,779 I got a special invitation. 502 00:30:36,862 --> 00:30:38,089 The last driver behind the wheel 503 00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:39,434 gets their wish granted. 504 00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:41,813 We're taking them all down. 505 00:30:41,896 --> 00:30:43,296 ♪ Bash it up Bash it up ♪ 506 00:30:43,379 --> 00:30:44,710 ♪ Bash it up Bash it up ♪ 507 00:30:44,793 --> 00:30:46,158 ♪ Hey ♪ 508 00:30:46,241 --> 00:30:47,296 ♪ Man you're talkin' Back to me ♪ 509 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,296 Go, go, go, go, go! Fuck! 510 00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:49,606 ♪ Take him out 511 00:30:49,689 --> 00:30:50,710 I'm worried what it'll take to win. 512 00:30:50,793 --> 00:30:53,572 You make a run at me, I will end you. 513 00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:56,296 Coroner gonna list your cause of death as everything. 514 00:30:56,379 --> 00:30:59,434 It's time for the tournament to begin! 515 00:30:59,517 --> 00:31:00,468 John! 516 00:31:03,275 --> 00:31:05,468 Do you think we'll win? 517 00:31:05,551 --> 00:31:07,296 - ♪ Come out and play - STU: Get some! 518 00:31:07,379 --> 00:31:10,551 Welcome to Twisted Metal! 518 00:31:11,305 --> 00:32:11,739 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm