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WHERE IS CALLAWY? WENT THATAWAY.

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You're safe now, ma'am.

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My grandfather and I will always be grateful.

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All in a day's work.

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You'll find life is peaceful all day.

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I'll be heading right soon Where the prairie

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flowers bloom Where the breeze blows my troubles.

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Well, that's it for tonight, kids.

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Be with us again next week when your

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pal, Smokey Calloway, fights it out single-handed

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in Pride of the Purple Prairie.

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In the meantime, have Mommy stock up on

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corkies, those crispy, crunchy, crackly corkies.

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And remember, kids, Smokey wants to know how

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you like his little show.

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So just drop him a note, will you?

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Care of Patterson and Fry, 211 Vine Street,

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Hollywood, California.

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Remember that, kids.

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Patterson and Fry, 211 Vine Street, Hollywood, California.

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Gentlemen, I've considered your offer to manufacture Smokey

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Calloway boots.

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Looks like Christmas, I tell you.

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Worse than Christmas.

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Calloway's bigger than Christmas.

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Why, he's the biggest thing since...

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Hey, look at that.

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Fourth cover this month.

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I remember him from the old days.

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A nobody on a horse, and now look

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at him.

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You'd think he was as big as the

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president.

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Hey, tell me, does he still hit the

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bottle?

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What?

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Does Calloway still hit the bottle?

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Smokey Calloway is, in every sense of the

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word, an inspiration to the youngsters of America.

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Oh, Mr. Fry, I've been waiting here all

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the time to see you.

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Gentlemen, I can't see you right now.

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You'll have to be patient.

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Mr. Patterson and I are just up to

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here.

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We'll see you as soon as we can.

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Mark, let me know as soon as a

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guy named Georgie Markham gets here.

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Right.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Well?

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Nothing.

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A big, fat nothing.

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Hmm.

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All the way to the San Diego poorhouse.

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For what?

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Nothing.

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Hate to be an I-told-you-so,

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but I told you so.

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Oh, they had a fellow named Calloway, all

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right.

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Only he was 68 years old, he doesn't

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drink, he hates horses, and all he knows

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about movies is that's where you go to

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buy popcorn.

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Told you.

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Told you, told you.

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You're so smart, why don't you tell me?

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Have you come up with something?

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I have.

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Let's call New York and tell them the

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truth.

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There is no Smokey Calloway.

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Who says so?

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$10,000 worth of private detectives who have

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scoured city, county, state, and nation and have

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come to the devastating conclusion that no one

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has seen or heard of this man the

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last 10 years.

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You call that evidence?

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Why don't we just put an ad in

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the paper?

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Available.

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Two charming ex-copywriters.

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Had brilliant idea.

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Gave up jobs to put cowboy pictures on

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television.

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Found pictures, found sponsor.

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Couldn't find cowboy.

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Charming copyright is very available.

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Have typewriter, will travel.

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Tee hee.

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Very funny.

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Mike.

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Lawrence called twice from New York today.

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The board is very impatient.

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They would like to meet Mr. Calloway in

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person.

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Well, did you tell him he was still

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hunting?

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Sure, but how long can we say he's

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hunting?

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Until we find him, he's hunting.

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By this time, he could have bagged everything

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that's left over from King Solomon's mines.

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You know, sometimes I wonder why I keep

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you around.

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Maybe it's because I own 50% of

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the stock.

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That must be the reason.

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Yes?

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Mr. Georgie Markham to see Mr. Fry.

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Who's Georgie Markham?

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Send him in.

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Who is he?

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He's a broken-down agent.

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He handled Calloway for a while, just before

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he hit the skids.

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How'd you find out about him?

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From the girl behind the cigar counter at

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Schwab's drugstore.

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He, uh, handles her, too.

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Show him in.

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You'll try anything, won't you?

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Make me an offer.

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Come on, look alive.

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Mr. Markham.

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Georgie to handle.

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G for Georgie, M for Markham, and H

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for how are you?

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Uh, how are you?

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And to whom do I have the pleasure?

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Well, this is Deborah Patterson, and I'm Michael

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Fry.

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How do you do?

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My dear Patterson and Fry, I gotta hand

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it to you.

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Smart operation.

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You take all that old Calloway junk, put

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it on TV, and suddenly, overnight, a washed

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-out, beat-up drunk, nobody's even heard of

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him in ten years, suddenly becomes the hottest

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thing in show business.

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Mr. Markham.

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Say, where you been keeping the guy?

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You know, the whole town's been wondering.

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Look, when was the last time you saw

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Smokey Calloway?

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I don't know, eight, nine years.

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Where?

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Who knows?

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Please, try to remember.

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What am I, an elephant?

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Some bar?

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Some gutter?

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Why don't you ask Smokey?

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Maybe he remembers.

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Suppose we told you we can't find Smokey

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Calloway.

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What do you mean, you can't find him?

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You got a ten-million-dollar situation here,

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a walking myth.

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Why, this guy's bigger than...

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You can't find Smokey Calloway?

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He has disappeared from the face of the

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earth.

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This is bona fide and verbatim.

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Absolutely.

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My dear Patterson and Fry, this is what

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I call an American tragedy.

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You don't know.

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Hundreds of manufacturers are waiting to put his

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name on their products.

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Hats, pistols, suits, boots, bicycles, tricycles.

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They want him for parades, rodeos, department stores.

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Our sponsor wants him for 50 new films.

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They've even named a new cereal after him,

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Calla Crackleys.

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Calla Crackleys?

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They're like corkies, only they explode in the

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kitty's mouth.

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Georgie, you can do yourself a big favor.

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Meaning?

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Go out and find Smokey Calloway.

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You go out and find him.

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What can I do?

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Smokey had a lot of unsavory friends.

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They haven't been too cooperative.

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And?

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What Mr. Fry means is that they might

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talk to you where they won't talk to

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a private eye.

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So what am I, a public eye?

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You can do it, Georgie.

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You knew them all, the hangers-on, the

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grifters, the dames.

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Go out and find Smokey Calloway.

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Bring him in.

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He'll make himself a fortune.

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I have a question.

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And 10% for you.

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I have the answer.

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When do I start?

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You just did.

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All expenses paid.

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Right, Miss Patterson?

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You're always right, Mr. Fry.

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Then get going, Georgie, and good luck.

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Don't worry.

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I'll bring him back dead or alive.

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Either way, he ought to look great.

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You know, of course, that this is insane.

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Possibly.

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Tell me, why do I always go along

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with you and your crazy ideas?

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Because I'm bright, debonair, handsome, and irresistible.

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That must be the reason.

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You ever see this guy before?

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Ah, yes.

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Smokey.

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When's the last time you saw him?

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Oh, two, three years, I guess.

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Where, do you remember?

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Mexico City.

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Mexico City?

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Los Toros Cafe.

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I remember it was day of big bullfight.

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Everybody go to the big bullfight.

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Oh, believe me, I don't forget.

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Why not?

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Because Smokey and I, we don't go to

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the bullfight.

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That's my Smokey.

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Thanks, honey.

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I'm very happy when he leave for Acapulco.

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Acapulco?

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They're a cruise?

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Antofagasto?

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Acapulco, Veracruz, Antofagasto.

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Join Patterson and try and see the world.

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Give the man a chance.

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You've got to have a little patience.

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Not to mention money.

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Did Columbus turn back in the middle of

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the ocean?

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Did Balboa stop when he got to Palm

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Springs?

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We're not making history.

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We're only trying to find one drunken cowboy.

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Yeah.

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If they had a Geiger counter for bourbon,

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we'd have found him months ago.

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Since they don't.

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Yeah?

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New York.

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Mr. Lawrence and I'm one.

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Put him on 2-2.

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Hello?

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Oh, hello, Mr. Lawrence.

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We're both on, Mr. Lawrence.

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Yes, yes.

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Things are going along just fine.

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Oh, just great.

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As a matter of fact, we...

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What's that?

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Frankly, the board considers Mr. Calloway's obvious reluctance

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to exhibit himself most irregular.

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And before we'd spend two million dollars on

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a series of new television films, we'd have

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to assure ourselves that he's in shape.

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And I mean physically, mentally and morally.

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Oh, he's in beautiful shape.

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He's never looked better in his life, Mr.

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Lawrence.

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And may I ask just where is Mr.

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Calloway now?

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Oh, he's...

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He's still up in Canada.

281
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Oh, no, he's all through hunting.

282
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Now he's doing some fishing.

283
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,140
Yes, yes, they say the pickerel are running.

284
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May I suggest that you get Mr. Calloway

285
00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:27,360
back from his hunting or fishing or whatever

286
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it is and make a screen test of

287
00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:29,300
him immediately?

288
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If you want, I'll come out and supervise

289
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it personally.

290
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No, no, no need for that.

291
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,780
Oh, no, no, we can handle that, Mr.

292
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:35,100
Lawrence.

293
00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,640
And don't you worry about a thing.

294
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Patterson and Fry are in action.

295
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,320
Right, Mr. Lawrence, goodbye.

296
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,080
Goodbye.

297
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,300
Patterson and Fry are in action.

298
00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,360
I had to say something.

299
00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:51,220
Mike, this is ridiculous.

300
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,560
You can't make a screen test of a

301
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,480
man who doesn't exist.

302
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,300
But what do you suggest?

303
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,660
Call him back and tell him the truth.

304
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,900
You mean admit we're licked?

305
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:57,700
Yes, Mike.

306
00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,360
Debbie, where is your faith, your perseverance, your

307
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,040
stick-to-it-iveness?

308
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:01,500
Mike.

309
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:04,920
All right, call him back.

310
00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:08,110
But reverse the charges.

311
00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:10,390
Get me Lawrence in the New York.

312
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,620
Well, my dear PNF, what now?

313
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,320
Mike, put that ad in the paper.

314
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,460
Might even try getting married.

315
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,200
Both things aren't that bad.

316
00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:25,640
I guess you're right.

317
00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,260
Hey, this is amazing.

318
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,620
Absolutely amazing.

319
00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:31,840
500,000 letters, all of them positive.

320
00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:32,980
Today, the first negative.

321
00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:34,560
Someone doesn't like Calloway.

322
00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:35,640
He's not alone.

323
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:36,960
Yeah, but wait till you hear why.

324
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,280
Ha, this'll kill you.

325
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,120
Marvin, please, they're expecting a call.

326
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:40,720
Listen to this.

327
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,160
Duck Falls, Colorado.

328
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:45,020
Dear sirs, I'm writing in regards to your

329
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,540
so-called cowboy, Smokey Calloway, whom I wish

330
00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,440
you would have stopped riding around and shooting

331
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,240
like a darn fool as all my friends

332
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,180
are laughing at me.

333
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,620
The reason they're laughing is this Calloway and

334
00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:57,200
me look enough like each other to be

335
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:57,640
kinfolk.

336
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,000
Everybody thinks they look like a movie star.

337
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,220
Yeah, but this guy really does.

338
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,420
And since I ain't got no kinfolk, I

339
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,140
don't want no one who looks like my

340
00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:07,280
kinfolk to go around shooting and riding like

341
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,040
a darn fool.

342
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,080
So, we'd appreciate it if you'd oblige.

343
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,460
Signed, Stretch Barnes, Duck Falls, Colorado.

344
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,860
There's a P.S. Here.

345
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,700
To show I ain't made this up, I'm

346
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,580
enclosing 25-cent photo of self.

347
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,360
Please return same or 25 cents.

348
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,960
Stretch Barnes.

349
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,380
Duck Falls, Colorado.

350
00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:05,370
Howdy, partner.

351
00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:08,850
Know a cowpoke around these parts named Stretch

352
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:09,270
Barnes?

353
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:10,510
Corral.

354
00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:14,550
Mind if we mosey over there, partner, and

355
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:15,610
kind of claver a spell?

356
00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:18,170
Why don't you just walk over and talk

357
00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:18,510
to him?

358
00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:21,150
Yeah, yeah, we'll do that.

359
00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:22,290
Come along, partner.

360
00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:26,870
Mike, look.

361
00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:29,090
Isn't that he getting on the horse?

362
00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:29,690
Yeah.

363
00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:34,510
Fabulous.

364
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:35,790
Unbelievable.

365
00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:37,990
Okay, let her go.

366
00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:43,090
Oh, no.

367
00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:45,470
Oh, no.

368
00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:47,490
Not now, not after we've come this far.

369
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:48,830
Ah, scratch him, boy.

370
00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:55,710
Mike, don't stand there.

371
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:56,230
Do something.

372
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:57,210
I'll find a bow, Splashers.

373
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:57,950
You get some plasma.

374
00:14:58,270 --> 00:14:59,410
Come on, Mike.

375
00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:01,910
Mr. Barnes, are you all right?

376
00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:02,570
I reckon so.

377
00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:03,370
Hey, don't move.

378
00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:04,410
You'll get the best of everything.

379
00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:05,910
Hospital, nurses, candy, fruit.

380
00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,610
Never seen you ride like that on television.

381
00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:10,210
Never seen Smokey Calloway get throwed like that.

382
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,390
Mr. Barnes, are you sure you're all right?

383
00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:12,850
Sure.

384
00:15:12,990 --> 00:15:13,550
Take it easy now.

385
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:16,330
Hey, I don't reckon I know you folks,

386
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:16,650
do I?

387
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:17,530
I'm sorry.

388
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,430
You see, we're Patterson and Fry of the

389
00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:20,150
television show.

390
00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:21,050
You wrote us that letter.

391
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:22,190
Oh, gee, you didn't need to go to

392
00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:22,870
all that trouble.

393
00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:24,550
You could have just wrote me a postcard.

394
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:25,070
There was no trouble.

395
00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:26,230
We just happened to be in the neighborhood.

396
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,770
Mr. Barnes, we have a proposition to discuss.

397
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:30,110
Is there someplace we can talk?

398
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,370
Well, I guess so.

399
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:32,730
Let's mosey up the bunkhouse.

400
00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:32,970
Fine.

401
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,070
You see?

402
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:34,750
Mosey.

403
00:15:34,990 --> 00:15:36,510
That's real western talk, isn't it, Stretch?

404
00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:37,270
I don't know.

405
00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:38,830
I got it off the television show.

406
00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:43,790
I still don't understand.

407
00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:46,890
If this Calloway fellow's dead, how come you

408
00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:48,330
got all those pictures on television?

409
00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:49,210
Well, they were old pictures.

410
00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:50,310
They were made ten years ago.

411
00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:51,390
And now we want to make a new

412
00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:51,670
one.

413
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:52,950
And that's why we need you.

414
00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:54,450
Oh, but I told you, ma'am, I

415
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:55,190
couldn't do that.

416
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,530
Even if I knew anything about movies, which

417
00:15:57,530 --> 00:15:59,050
I don't, I couldn't take over the name

418
00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:00,170
and face of a dead man.

419
00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:01,590
It don't seem like I have the right.

420
00:16:02,050 --> 00:16:03,670
You have more than the right, Stretch.

421
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,430
You have the sacred obligation.

422
00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:06,310
How do you mean?

423
00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:08,750
To carry on the symbol of Smokey Calloway.

424
00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:10,450
To make it live in the hearts of

425
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:11,710
millions of American youngsters.

426
00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:14,970
A symbol of all that's good when we

427
00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:16,490
talk about goodness in a man.

428
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,390
Oh, I'm sure he must have been a

429
00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:19,370
real nice fellow, ma'am.

430
00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:20,510
Yes, he was.

431
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:22,890
Tell me, how did he pass on?

432
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:25,710
Uh, he died with his regiment.

433
00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:26,330
He went down with his ship.

434
00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:29,440
It was a troop ship.

435
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,320
Oh.

436
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:32,560
Well, that's a pity.

437
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,940
It's awful nice of you to want me.

438
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,520
Well, if you folks will excuse me, I've

439
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,560
got some chores to be doing.

440
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,100
I'll tell Joe to give you a lift

441
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,560
into town so that you don't miss that

442
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:43,880
train.

443
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,920
Oh, Stretch, just a minute.

444
00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,220
Just a minute, Stretch.

445
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,380
Mr. Barnes, I know human nature.

446
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,940
And I feel you're the kind of a

447
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,080
man who can do anything he puts his

448
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:53,620
mind to.

449
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,140
But I couldn't make movies, ma'am.

450
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,780
I never done no acting in my whole

451
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:57,080
life.

452
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:57,540
Acting?

453
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,080
Who said anything about acting?

454
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,480
You're going to be a cowboy star.

455
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,120
How's that?

456
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,580
All you got to have are two expressions,

457
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,880
hat on and hat off.

458
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:04,480
Oh.

459
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,200
Four lines.

460
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,140
That's all you have to know.

461
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:06,880
Howdy, partner.

462
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:07,560
Thank you, ma'am.

463
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,640
They went that-a-way, and we'll head

464
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,380
them off at the pants.

465
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:11,420
I reckon there's more to it than that.

466
00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,599
We'll help you, Mr. Barnes.

467
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,700
Really, we will.

468
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:16,040
Thank you, ma'am.

469
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:16,960
That's very kind.

470
00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:18,900
I reckon not.

471
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:21,530
Wait, Stretch.

472
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:28,890
Well, Stretch, you don't want to spend the

473
00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:30,190
rest of your life playing wet nurse to

474
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:30,810
a herd of buffalo.

475
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,550
You can pick yourself up a nice piece

476
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,030
of change.

477
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,350
Well, maybe so, sir.

478
00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:35,970
But I guess it's just not what I

479
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:36,190
want.

480
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:37,310
Oh, now, look, Stretch.

481
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:37,870
My, please.

482
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:39,890
All right, Mr. Barnes.

483
00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:41,430
Suppose you tell us.

484
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:42,410
Just what do you want?

485
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,630
Well, may not sound like much to you

486
00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:48,330
folks, but I guess I just want to

487
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,330
go on being close to this country out

488
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:50,630
here.

489
00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:53,530
Close to the sky and the hills and

490
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,090
the cattle and the people I know.

491
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,070
Most of all, I want to buy me

492
00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:58,390
a little ranch I got my eye on.

493
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:01,050
Good, rich earth and fine rolling hills.

494
00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:01,850
Sounds beautiful.

495
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:03,990
Just what Smokey always wanted.

496
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:04,630
He did, huh?

497
00:18:04,690 --> 00:18:06,530
Yes, he always said that when his job

498
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:08,370
with the youngsters was over and it was

499
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,290
time for the last round, that he'd be

500
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,390
heading for the old corrals.

501
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:14,810
He must have been a fine gentleman.

502
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:16,790
Ninety proof.

503
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,140
But how do you propose to pay for

504
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,000
this ranch of yours?

505
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:25,920
Save an option.

506
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:26,920
How much do you make a month?

507
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:27,780
140.

508
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,220
How much can you save out of that?

509
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:30,840
130.

510
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,340
You mean you live on $10 a month?

511
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,540
Waste not, want not, eat not.

512
00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:36,300
No, no.

513
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,680
No, I eat real good.

514
00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:40,560
Boards free, do my own laundry, cut my

515
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:40,980
own hair.

516
00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:41,920
Ain't got a girl.

517
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,540
Tell me, how do you manage to spend

518
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,800
the whole $10 every month?

519
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:46,960
I don't know.

520
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,120
Just seem to slip right through my fingers.

521
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:58,170
Stretch, take my word for it.

522
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,430
You're making the mistake of your life.

523
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:00,650
Maybe so, sir.

524
00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:03,370
But my grandma Barnes used to say, shoemaker

525
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:04,170
stick to your last.

526
00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:05,750
I'll see about getting you left into town.

527
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,130
Just a minute, Mr. Barnes.

528
00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:09,190
We mentioned that there'd be some money in

529
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:09,610
this for you.

530
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:10,650
We didn't say how much.

531
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,210
No, you don't want to miss that train.

532
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:13,630
We are prepared to make you a firm

533
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,350
and I might add very generous offer.

534
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:16,170
More than generous.

535
00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,810
Starting at $2,000 a week.

536
00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:18,850
I'll see about the truck.

537
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,300
$2,000 a week?

538
00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:29,300
Every week?

539
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,780
Every week.

540
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,500
Hey, Juanito.

541
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,400
Senor Markham, he goes to Buenovado.

542
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:15,260
You find him some place on the waterfront.

543
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:17,720
Ah, yes.

544
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:20,540
It's the guy who plays the guitar all

545
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:21,240
the time at El Chicolo, right?

546
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,220
Yes, yes.

547
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:26,300
I think maybe he plays the guitar all

548
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,500
the time at El Chicolo.

549
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:28,620
There, look.

550
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,080
El Chicolo, huh?

551
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:30,380
Yes.

552
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:31,800
Thanks, amigo.

553
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:32,780
Caracoles, man.

554
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:33,980
Hey, we have to distribute the gifts.

555
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:34,300
Caracoles.

556
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:01,700
Caracoles.

557
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:05,480
Hello, Smokey.

558
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,580
How are you?

559
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:07,520
Georgie.

560
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:08,600
Georgie.

561
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,980
G for Georgie, M for Markham, and H

562
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:11,620
for how are you?

563
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,380
Hey, wait a minute.

564
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,120
Well, sure.

565
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,720
My old pal, Georgie.

566
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,200
How are you?

567
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,240
Say, what you doing down here?

568
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,780
I come down to find you, Smoke.

569
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,620
Come down to find your old pal, Smokey,

570
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:20,760
huh?

571
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,120
Say, honey, this is Georgie.

572
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,420
Cute little calla, ain't he?

573
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,680
Si, senor.

574
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,660
Say, what are you doing?

575
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,160
A little bourbon?

576
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:29,080
Yeah, let's go someplace we can talk, huh,

577
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:29,240
Smoke?

578
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,320
Talk right here.

579
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:30,820
What's the matter?

580
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:31,720
Ain't she good enough for you?

581
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:32,300
Oh, sure.

582
00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:33,360
She's fine, Smoke.

583
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,120
All right, then.

584
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:34,400
Come on.

585
00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:34,940
Let's have a drink.

586
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:36,940
But it's very important, Smokey.

587
00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:37,860
I've got to talk to you.

588
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:39,100
Go ahead and talk.

589
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:39,900
It's a free country.

590
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:42,360
Well, almost free.

591
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:42,860
Here, Markham.

592
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:43,160
Yeah.

593
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,880
Did I tell you about the two guys?

594
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,620
Hey, excuse me.

595
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:47,400
Yeah, yeah.

596
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:48,260
Well, honey.

597
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:52,360
Bad news, Georgie?

598
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,200
No, not bad at all, Smokey.

599
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,380
But you and me are going to take

600
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,700
a little trip back to the States.

601
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:57,260
States?

602
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,400
Who needs the States?

603
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,220
They got softer gutters down there, ain't they,

604
00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:00,380
honey?

605
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,260
Si, senor.

606
00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,240
Si, senor.

607
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,000
Yeah, but you're going back to work, Smokey.

608
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:04,660
You're hot again.

609
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,380
They took those old pictures of yours and

610
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:07,180
put them on television.

611
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:08,180
Who cares?

612
00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:10,060
But there's a pot of gold up there,

613
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:10,500
Smokey.

614
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,440
A pot of gold.

615
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:13,040
Oh, let them keep their pots.

616
00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:14,400
I got one right here.

617
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,220
What, Smokey?

618
00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:16,380
Oh, look, Georgie.

619
00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,180
I like it here.

620
00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:18,480
Smokey, will you listen to me?

621
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,040
I got to go entertain these characters.

622
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:20,860
Don't go away, honey.

623
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,760
Oh, look, Georgie.

624
00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:24,760
When they get something like this on television,

625
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,080
you get in touch with me.

626
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,980
Smokey, I got to talk to you a

627
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:28,120
minute.

628
00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:34,380
Hey, amigo.

629
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,380
When does the next boat leave from States?

630
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:41,560
Midnight.

631
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,200
Why?

632
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,780
My friend and I would like to get

633
00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:46,180
aboard.

634
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,860
Your friend don't sound like he'd like to

635
00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:50,080
go.

636
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,040
You think maybe we could persuade him?

637
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:10,880
No, Smokey, don't.

638
00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,060
Please, please, Smokey.

639
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:12,400
Don't.

640
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,200
I didn't mean any...

641
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,080
Miserable wharf rat.

642
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:14,780
What did you do it for?

643
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,000
There's millions in it, pal.

644
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,160
Millions, I tell you.

645
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,720
Well, that better be, pal.

646
00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:21,960
Five weeks in this broken-down tub.

647
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,340
No liquor, no dames.

648
00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:24,180
I'll go nuts.

649
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,760
What's five weeks, pal?

650
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,240
Georgie's looking after you.

651
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:27,800
Here.

652
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:29,060
Here, have a drink.

653
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:36,920
So I'm a big man in Hollywood, huh?

654
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,420
Right back on top, Smokey.

655
00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:39,940
Well, this time I'm going to take that

656
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,120
town for everything it's got.

657
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,320
Now you're talking.

658
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,700
Nobody better get in my way.

659
00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:46,040
Now you're talking, pal.

660
00:23:54,450 --> 00:23:56,170
Stretch, you'd better finish your lunch.

661
00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:00,470
I was just wondering what she'd say.

662
00:24:01,170 --> 00:24:01,690
Who?

663
00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:03,170
My Grandma Barnes.

664
00:24:04,030 --> 00:24:05,470
I was just thinking if she could see

665
00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:08,510
me now sitting across my pretty girl and

666
00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:10,490
fancy training my way to Hollywood to making

667
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,890
$2,000 a week, I wonder what she'd

668
00:24:12,890 --> 00:24:13,150
say.

669
00:24:13,510 --> 00:24:16,070
She'd probably say it's $100,000 a year.

670
00:24:16,070 --> 00:24:17,270
Not Grandma Barnes.

671
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:18,990
She'd say it's $104,000.

672
00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:20,350
That's 52 weeks, you know.

673
00:24:20,870 --> 00:24:22,730
Grandma sounds like she knew the value of

674
00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:23,090
a buck.

675
00:24:23,450 --> 00:24:24,410
She was a McGregor.

676
00:24:25,290 --> 00:24:26,690
A little of Grandma seems to have rubbed

677
00:24:26,690 --> 00:24:27,290
off on you.

678
00:24:27,450 --> 00:24:27,630
Yeah.

679
00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:31,050
If she could see me today, she'd be

680
00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:32,950
as proud as a pig with two tails.

681
00:24:33,630 --> 00:24:34,170
Excuse me.

682
00:24:34,610 --> 00:24:35,050
Pardon me.

683
00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:37,970
I just talked to the officer from San

684
00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:38,270
Bernardino.

685
00:24:38,690 --> 00:24:39,990
Guess who's going to be in Los Angeles

686
00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:40,350
today?

687
00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:41,950
Our good friend, Mr. Laurison.

688
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:43,890
Well, that's just dandy.

689
00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:44,610
Yes, isn't it?

690
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:46,350
He called the office last night, and Marvin

691
00:24:46,350 --> 00:24:47,650
just couldn't wait to tell him the good

692
00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:49,590
news, so naturally Laurison hopped right on a

693
00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:49,830
plane.

694
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,330
He'll be in Los Angeles when we get

695
00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:51,570
there.

696
00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:54,150
That Marvin is a living, breathing doll.

697
00:24:54,210 --> 00:24:54,710
Yes, isn't he?

698
00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:55,750
Check, please.

699
00:24:55,990 --> 00:24:56,590
Come on, Stretch.

700
00:24:56,590 --> 00:24:57,570
We've got a lot of work to do.

701
00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:58,630
What kind of work, ma'am?

702
00:24:58,670 --> 00:24:59,790
We're going to teach you the facts of

703
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:00,050
life.

704
00:25:01,070 --> 00:25:01,470
Oh.

705
00:25:01,930 --> 00:25:03,730
Well, I think I already know that.

706
00:25:04,450 --> 00:25:06,070
The facts of Calloway's life.

707
00:25:06,270 --> 00:25:06,370
Oh.

708
00:25:09,990 --> 00:25:13,210
$1.70. I see.

709
00:25:13,370 --> 00:25:15,470
With a tip that comes to $1.80,

710
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:20,680
I guess that's about $0.90 a piece,

711
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,040
ma'am.

712
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,380
Never mind, Stretch.

713
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,640
It's my pleasure.

714
00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:31,740
All right, let's try it again.

715
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:32,140
Name?

716
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,500
Smokey Calloway.

717
00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:33,780
Born?

718
00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:35,040
Waco, Texas.

719
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:35,320
When?

720
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,620
August the 13th, 1940.

721
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,380
Sure is a powerful lot to remember.

722
00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:40,540
Powerful, that's a good word.

723
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,080
Use that a lot.

724
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,520
And don't forget a hankering and a yearning.

725
00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:43,140
And a fixin' to.

726
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,480
Yeah, a fixin' to and mighty.

727
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,200
Mighty what?

728
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:45,900
Well, mighty anything.

729
00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:47,040
That's real cowboy talk.

730
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,140
Where have you been for the last 10

731
00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:48,420
years?

732
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,860
My ranch in New Mexico.

733
00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:50,440
Why are you here?

734
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,420
What brought you back to Hollywood?

735
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,620
$2,000 a week.

736
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:53,680
No, no, no.

737
00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:54,780
The children, remember?

738
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:57,480
God, I've come out of my retirement because

739
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,480
of a sense of duty to the character...

740
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,740
To the children who love the character.

741
00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,980
To the children who love the character of...

742
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:03,800
Aw, shucks, folks.

743
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,300
Why'd I have to be somebody I ain't?

744
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,820
Because you gotta be somebody you ain't.

745
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,120
Well, why can't I just say I'm a

746
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:08,400
self?

747
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,360
Stretch Barnes, a fella that happens to look

748
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:10,920
like Smokey Calloway.

749
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,120
I've already told you.

750
00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:12,740
It's the kids.

751
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,360
They said in thousands of letters.

752
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,180
To those kids, Smokey Calloway is a living

753
00:26:17,180 --> 00:26:20,260
ideal, a tower of virtue, unparalleled in the

754
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:21,400
annals of human kindness.

755
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,420
He is, huh?

756
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,260
We can't tell them that you're a substitute,

757
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:25,600
that the man they love is dead.

758
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,820
What do you want to do, disillusion those

759
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,240
children, break their little hearts?

760
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:29,840
Oh, no, sir.

761
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:30,940
I wouldn't want to do that.

762
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,900
Well, all right, then.

763
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:32,820
Name?

764
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:34,420
Smokey Calloway.

765
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:34,760
Born?

766
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:36,060
Waco, Texas.

767
00:26:49,930 --> 00:26:51,770
Say, I never did see a place like

768
00:26:51,770 --> 00:26:52,430
this before.

769
00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:52,990
Like it?

770
00:26:53,410 --> 00:26:54,730
Well, it all depends how much they get

771
00:26:54,730 --> 00:26:55,250
here or not.

772
00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:56,010
Don't worry about it.

773
00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:56,530
A couple of dollars.

774
00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:58,510
Two dollars a night just for a room?

775
00:26:58,650 --> 00:26:59,650
Well, that includes running water.

776
00:27:00,070 --> 00:27:01,130
Well, I don't know.

777
00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:02,870
That's liable to get to be habit for

778
00:27:02,870 --> 00:27:03,010
them.

779
00:27:03,630 --> 00:27:04,550
But let's give it a whirl.

780
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,740
Nice to have you with us, Mr. Calloway.

781
00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:10,300
Thank you.

782
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:10,940
That's real friendly.

783
00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:13,660
Two dollars a night.

784
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,160
You know, I don't see how you folks...

785
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:15,700
Come on, Smoke.

786
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:16,720
Yes, sir, that's right.

787
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,000
Thank you.

788
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:18,400
Oh, Mr. Fry.

789
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:19,380
I forgot.

790
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,440
There's a message for you.

791
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:20,960
Uh-oh.

792
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:21,620
Laurison.

793
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:22,600
It is, too.

794
00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:23,940
It is, too, Smokey Calloway.

795
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:24,680
Let's go.

796
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,400
Can we have your autograph, Mr. Calloway?

797
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:29,100
Well, I reckon so, son.

798
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:30,140
Excuse me.

799
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,740
Hey, that Calloway, is that two L's or

800
00:27:31,740 --> 00:27:31,940
one?

801
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:36,440
Laurison.

802
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:36,840
Yeah.

803
00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:37,960
He and his wife want us to have

804
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,820
dinner with them tonight at Macombo and bring

805
00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:40,680
Mr. Calloway.

806
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,220
Macombo on Saturday night?

807
00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:43,600
Funny place to arrange a first meeting.

808
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,200
Well, they probably want to see how our

809
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,280
friend behaves in public.

810
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:47,580
So do I.

811
00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:48,000
Me, too.

812
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,600
Well, let's have at it.

813
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:51,380
Thanks, Smokey.

814
00:27:52,060 --> 00:27:52,900
Let's go, Stretch.

815
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:54,040
We've got a big day ahead of us.

816
00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:54,340
All right.

817
00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:55,740
Where's Smokey now, Esther?

818
00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:57,200
You said you knew him.

819
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,220
Hello, Mr. Calloway.

820
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,200
Howdy, ma'am.

821
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,240
Thank you for signing the boys' books and

822
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,140
congratulations on your return to Hollywood.

823
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,180
You know, you've come to mean a great

824
00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:08,320
deal to so many youngsters.

825
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:09,860
Oh, I appreciate that, ma'am.

826
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,120
I hope you continue to appreciate it.

827
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:12,920
Yes, ma'am.

828
00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:13,860
Good luck, Smokey.

829
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:14,640
Come on, boys.

830
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:15,060
Come on.

831
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,680
Who was that?

832
00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:17,840
Esther Williams.

833
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:18,480
Oh.

834
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:20,100
Right, pretty girl.

835
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,160
What does she do?

836
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,520
That's Esther Williams, the movie star.

837
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,040
Oh.

838
00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:28,620
I don't reckon I've seen her.

839
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:29,840
Has she been in many Westerns?

840
00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:30,360
No, no.

841
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,800
She tends more toward Easterns.

842
00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:31,980
Oh.

843
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:33,580
I guess we don't see many of them.

844
00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:34,480
Come on, cowboy.

845
00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:35,740
We've got a lot of work to do.

846
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,180
Once more.

847
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,460
I've come out of my retirement because of

848
00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:42,640
a sensitivity to the children who love the

849
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,140
character of Smokey Calloway.

850
00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:45,100
All right, that's enough of that.

851
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,140
Let's run through these once more.

852
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:49,880
That's Eva...

853
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,200
No, no.

854
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:50,800
Not Eva.

855
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:51,360
Ava.

856
00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:52,100
Ava Gardner.

857
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,520
How could you forget that?

858
00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:54,760
Shoulders out one full inch.

859
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,340
Who's this?

860
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,120
That's Tracy.

861
00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:57,620
That's right.

862
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,200
Spencer Tracy.

863
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,480
You see him, it's Hia Spence.

864
00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:00,500
Hia Spence?

865
00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:00,900
This one.

866
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:01,940
Now, wait a minute.

867
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:02,740
I know that face.

868
00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:03,260
Clark.

869
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:03,660
Clark.

870
00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:04,480
Sam Clark.

871
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,220
No, no.

872
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:05,720
Gable.

873
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:06,660
Yeah, Sam Gable.

874
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,060
That's right.

875
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:07,780
Sam Gable.

876
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:08,240
No.

877
00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:09,240
Clark Gable.

878
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,520
All right, stretch.

879
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,700
You can flip out of your shirt now.

880
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,560
Just turn aside, please, ma'am.

881
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:13,900
Please.

882
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:14,860
I have two older brothers.

883
00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:16,900
I didn't have any sisters, ma'am.

884
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,300
All right, who's this?

885
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,780
That's Mickey Ruan.

886
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,320
No, no, no.

887
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,400
It's Cary Grant.

888
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,360
Oh, yeah, yeah.

889
00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:25,880
Say, am I going to see all those

890
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,540
people tonight?

891
00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:28,120
Well, it's Mocambo on Saturday night.

892
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,320
You can't tell who'll be there.

893
00:29:29,340 --> 00:29:30,440
I'm smoking you them all.

894
00:29:30,660 --> 00:29:32,440
I'm sorry, folks, but I just can't remember

895
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,280
all them names.

896
00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:33,940
All right, stretch.

897
00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:35,940
If you're not sure, say hello to everybody.

898
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,380
Big smile, pat on the back.

899
00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:38,340
You can turn around now, ma'am.

900
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,540
If it's a man, it's hiya boy, hiya

901
00:29:39,540 --> 00:29:39,720
kid.

902
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,180
If it's a woman, hiya baby, hiya honey.

903
00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:42,160
In a pinch, hiya sweet.

904
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:42,940
Is that the pinching?

905
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,240
It's just an expression.

906
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:45,760
Oh.

907
00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:47,920
Just remember, hiya baby, hiya honey, hiya...

908
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,360
Does everybody in Hollywood talk that way?

909
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,420
No, but Smokey did.

910
00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:51,360
He was very colorful.

911
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:53,640
Oh.

912
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,320
I don't know how that'll actually get in

913
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:55,500
there.

914
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:56,640
This one.

915
00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:56,960
Baby!

916
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:58,480
Good, good.

917
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:00,441
Hiya, baby.

918
00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:01,541
Hiya, honey.

919
00:30:02,942 --> 00:30:03,722
Hiya, pal.

920
00:30:11,065 --> 00:30:12,485
Good evening, Mr. Calloway.

921
00:30:13,486 --> 00:30:14,207
Hiya, baby.

922
00:30:14,707 --> 00:30:15,287
Your hat.

923
00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:16,807
Thanks, sweetheart.

924
00:30:19,549 --> 00:30:19,989
How am I doing?

925
00:30:21,010 --> 00:30:22,651
Good evening, Mr. Calloway.

926
00:30:22,711 --> 00:30:24,032
So nice to have you back.

927
00:30:24,112 --> 00:30:24,951
Thanks, pal.

928
00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:26,772
Mr. Lawrence's table, please.

929
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:33,086
Tumbleweed, fellas.

930
00:30:39,388 --> 00:30:40,289
I can't see.

931
00:30:40,389 --> 00:30:40,988
What's going on?

932
00:30:41,388 --> 00:30:41,888
Smile.

933
00:30:42,109 --> 00:30:42,649
Look happy.

934
00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:43,089
What?

935
00:30:43,609 --> 00:30:43,970
Smile.

936
00:30:49,642 --> 00:30:51,063
Good evening, Mr. Calloway.

937
00:30:51,622 --> 00:30:52,303
Hiya, honey.

938
00:31:01,585 --> 00:31:02,467
Oh, hiya, Smokey.

939
00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:04,609
Hiya, Sam.

940
00:31:13,212 --> 00:31:14,192
Sam looks good.

941
00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:14,813
Yeah, just great.

942
00:31:21,295 --> 00:31:22,695
Well, we finally made it.

943
00:31:23,016 --> 00:31:23,697
Hiya, Mr. Lawrence.

944
00:31:23,837 --> 00:31:23,996
Hi.

945
00:31:23,996 --> 00:31:25,997
Mrs. Lawrence, I want you to meet Smokey

946
00:31:25,997 --> 00:31:26,317
Calloway.

947
00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:27,638
Hiya, baby.

948
00:31:28,298 --> 00:31:28,719
Hiya, pal.

949
00:31:28,979 --> 00:31:30,759
Smokey, why don't you sit next to Mrs.

950
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,040
Lawrence?

951
00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:32,139
Oh, yes, by all means.

952
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:35,081
Well, this is nice.

953
00:31:35,421 --> 00:31:36,622
For a while, we thought there was no

954
00:31:36,622 --> 00:31:38,402
such animal as Smokey Calloway.

955
00:31:38,503 --> 00:31:39,003
Hey, Martha.

956
00:31:39,322 --> 00:31:40,603
And here he is in the flesh.

957
00:31:40,904 --> 00:31:42,384
And the flesh looks very good indeed.

958
00:31:43,185 --> 00:31:43,785
It shows you.

959
00:31:43,865 --> 00:31:45,226
Clean living will do it every time.

960
00:31:46,126 --> 00:31:46,926
Just amazing.

961
00:31:47,426 --> 00:31:49,147
Why, you look ten years younger than the

962
00:31:49,147 --> 00:31:50,468
Smokey Calloway on the screen.

963
00:31:50,748 --> 00:31:51,827
I guess maybe I am.

964
00:31:52,549 --> 00:31:53,349
I mean...

965
00:31:53,349 --> 00:31:54,770
Well, what he means is he's feeling ten

966
00:31:54,770 --> 00:31:56,430
years younger than he felt when he...

967
00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:57,931
Was feeling ten years older.

968
00:32:00,112 --> 00:32:01,792
Well, shall we order dinner?

969
00:32:02,072 --> 00:32:03,713
If this is the Smokey Calloway I used

970
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,213
to know, he'd be much more interested in

971
00:32:05,213 --> 00:32:05,794
something liquid.

972
00:32:06,515 --> 00:32:07,114
I beg your pardon?

973
00:32:07,855 --> 00:32:09,916
You probably don't remember that night we met

974
00:32:09,916 --> 00:32:10,457
in New York.

975
00:32:10,836 --> 00:32:12,537
Oh, I think you're mistaken, ma'am.

976
00:32:12,557 --> 00:32:13,638
I haven't been in New York.

977
00:32:14,657 --> 00:32:15,658
Not for years.

978
00:32:15,839 --> 00:32:17,220
Just years and years.

979
00:32:17,499 --> 00:32:18,759
Has been quite a spell.

980
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,340
I'll never forget.

981
00:32:20,681 --> 00:32:22,061
It was at the Central Park Casino.

982
00:32:22,502 --> 00:32:24,221
You'd had a few and you were feeling

983
00:32:24,221 --> 00:32:24,923
real good.

984
00:32:25,222 --> 00:32:26,463
And I went up to you, a perfect

985
00:32:26,463 --> 00:32:26,903
stranger.

986
00:32:27,223 --> 00:32:29,204
And I said, Mr. Calloway, I'd like to

987
00:32:29,204 --> 00:32:30,185
dance with a movie star.

988
00:32:30,285 --> 00:32:31,185
Would you oblige?

989
00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:32,785
And you said...

990
00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:33,907
Now, now, Martha.

991
00:32:33,966 --> 00:32:34,766
Oh, no, Tom.

992
00:32:34,807 --> 00:32:35,746
Now I'm going to tell him.

993
00:32:37,987 --> 00:32:38,789
You said...

994
00:32:39,508 --> 00:32:40,509
I said that?

995
00:32:41,970 --> 00:32:44,371
Oh, ma'am, I think you're mistaken.

996
00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:45,730
I never would have said...

997
00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:48,132
Smokey, what about that dance you promised me?

998
00:32:49,493 --> 00:32:50,233
Oh, yes.

999
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:51,534
If you'll oblige, ma'am.

1000
00:32:51,534 --> 00:32:52,554
I'll order drinks.

1001
00:32:52,734 --> 00:32:53,354
I'll smoke you.

1002
00:32:54,114 --> 00:32:55,675
What would you say to a martini?

1003
00:32:57,136 --> 00:32:59,357
Well, I reckon it all depends on what

1004
00:32:59,357 --> 00:33:00,298
he said to me first.

1005
00:33:04,919 --> 00:33:06,120
How about this drinking?

1006
00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,361
Is he really giving it up?

1007
00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:08,841
Oh, he hasn't touched a drop in years.

1008
00:33:09,242 --> 00:33:10,381
Charter member of ACA.

1009
00:33:11,642 --> 00:33:12,743
Alcoholic Cowboys Anonymous.

1010
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:21,366
Sorry, ma'am.

1011
00:33:21,406 --> 00:33:22,526
You're kind of fencing me in.

1012
00:33:22,526 --> 00:33:23,767
Would you rather sit down?

1013
00:33:23,907 --> 00:33:25,048
Oh, no, this is fine.

1014
00:33:25,247 --> 00:33:25,568
Sure.

1015
00:33:26,448 --> 00:33:28,668
Well, it ain't exactly dancing, but it'll do.

1016
00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,771
You know, Stretch, these first few weeks may

1017
00:33:31,771 --> 00:33:32,471
be a little rough.

1018
00:33:32,731 --> 00:33:33,351
But don't worry.

1019
00:33:33,731 --> 00:33:34,912
We'll be right there with you all the

1020
00:33:34,912 --> 00:33:35,232
time.

1021
00:33:36,032 --> 00:33:37,272
That's the nicest part of it.

1022
00:33:39,845 --> 00:33:41,885
Say, Miss Debra, you know that picture of

1023
00:33:41,885 --> 00:33:42,525
me I sent you?

1024
00:33:44,925 --> 00:33:45,906
You aiming to keep it?

1025
00:33:46,467 --> 00:33:47,428
Well, I thought I might.

1026
00:33:49,868 --> 00:33:50,749
Oh, that's right.

1027
00:33:50,769 --> 00:33:52,330
It cost you 25 cents, didn't it?

1028
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:55,650
Well, yes, I did, but I'd kind of

1029
00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:56,511
like for you to keep it.

1030
00:33:56,891 --> 00:33:57,291
For nothing.

1031
00:33:59,493 --> 00:34:00,393
Well, thanks, Stretch.

1032
00:34:00,793 --> 00:34:01,573
That's real friendly.

1033
00:34:11,597 --> 00:34:13,398
I wonder how he'll photograph it.

1034
00:34:13,597 --> 00:34:13,997
Heaven.

1035
00:34:14,579 --> 00:34:16,219
But what a shame to waste it on

1036
00:34:16,219 --> 00:34:16,540
children.

1037
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:18,000
Don't worry, Mr. Lawson.

1038
00:34:18,401 --> 00:34:19,080
You'll look fine.

1039
00:34:19,961 --> 00:34:20,921
I think so, too.

1040
00:34:21,062 --> 00:34:22,521
But I've got to convince the board back

1041
00:34:22,521 --> 00:34:23,163
east quickly.

1042
00:34:23,602 --> 00:34:25,144
That's why I've set up the screen test

1043
00:34:25,144 --> 00:34:25,523
for Monday.

1044
00:34:25,604 --> 00:34:26,404
Oh, that sounds reasonable.

1045
00:34:27,004 --> 00:34:27,404
Monday?

1046
00:34:28,305 --> 00:34:28,905
This Monday?

1047
00:34:28,905 --> 00:34:31,545
I've lined up studio space, the director...

1048
00:34:31,545 --> 00:34:32,347
No, but this is Saturday.

1049
00:34:32,747 --> 00:34:33,987
How could we shoot Monday?

1050
00:34:34,247 --> 00:34:35,527
Oh, there's no problem at all.

1051
00:34:35,668 --> 00:34:37,109
Just a few scenes from one of his

1052
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:37,709
old pictures.

1053
00:34:38,169 --> 00:34:39,390
It'll all come back to him.

1054
00:34:39,530 --> 00:34:41,370
But we should have at least a week.

1055
00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,331
Now, now, I've wired the board already.

1056
00:34:43,851 --> 00:34:44,991
Calloway shoots Monday morning.

1057
00:34:45,911 --> 00:34:46,693
Monday morning.

1058
00:34:47,613 --> 00:34:50,154
Now, this guy, give me a double, please.

1059
00:34:51,975 --> 00:34:53,074
Now, remember, Stretch.

1060
00:34:53,114 --> 00:34:54,756
It's the toughest saloon in the toughest town

1061
00:34:54,756 --> 00:34:55,596
in old Arizona.

1062
00:34:56,316 --> 00:34:57,956
It's filled with cutthroats and murderers.

1063
00:34:58,017 --> 00:34:59,817
But you're Smokey Calloway, and you're not scared.

1064
00:35:00,237 --> 00:35:00,619
You got it?

1065
00:35:00,979 --> 00:35:01,578
Yes, sir.

1066
00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:02,659
All right, then.

1067
00:35:03,479 --> 00:35:03,839
Action.

1068
00:35:10,362 --> 00:35:11,583
No, no, no, Stretch.

1069
00:35:12,103 --> 00:35:13,544
It's not cowboy enough.

1070
00:35:14,284 --> 00:35:14,965
Here, sit over there.

1071
00:35:15,345 --> 00:35:15,885
Let me show you.

1072
00:35:16,786 --> 00:35:18,265
Remember, you're Smokey Calloway.

1073
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:19,646
When you come into a saloon, you come

1074
00:35:19,646 --> 00:35:20,267
in like this.

1075
00:35:26,819 --> 00:35:28,539
You stand and give them the once-over.

1076
00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:33,383
And you start moseying over toward the bar.

1077
00:35:34,242 --> 00:35:35,163
Still looking at them.

1078
00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:37,603
And you keep right on it, moseying and

1079
00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:37,883
looking.

1080
00:35:39,344 --> 00:35:40,145
Moseying and looking.

1081
00:35:41,325 --> 00:35:42,646
And you sidle up the bar.

1082
00:35:44,047 --> 00:35:45,388
You spot the cusp door, and you let

1083
00:35:45,388 --> 00:35:45,967
a couple go.

1084
00:35:48,848 --> 00:35:50,329
And you slam the bar and say, Give

1085
00:35:50,329 --> 00:35:51,550
me a couple of fingers of vodka.

1086
00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:53,770
You got it?

1087
00:35:55,091 --> 00:35:56,272
Smokey Calloway don't drink.

1088
00:35:56,392 --> 00:35:57,232
He's just bluffing.

1089
00:35:57,272 --> 00:35:58,253
He isn't going to drink, is he?

1090
00:35:58,253 --> 00:35:59,532
He's going to throw it in the villain's

1091
00:35:59,532 --> 00:35:59,893
face.

1092
00:36:00,194 --> 00:36:01,373
I don't think that he'd ever...

1093
00:36:01,373 --> 00:36:02,294
Well, don't think so much.

1094
00:36:02,435 --> 00:36:04,315
We wanted character motivations, we get Lawrence Olivier.

1095
00:36:04,415 --> 00:36:05,476
Now, come on, try it again, Stretch.

1096
00:36:05,476 --> 00:36:07,576
Now, look, folks, this is just plain silly.

1097
00:36:07,576 --> 00:36:09,377
You can't teach me to learn to act

1098
00:36:09,377 --> 00:36:09,797
overnight.

1099
00:36:09,937 --> 00:36:11,338
There's no such word as can't.

1100
00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:13,719
Mike, let's be sensible about this.

1101
00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:14,839
You're right, Stretch.

1102
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,040
We can't make an actor out of you

1103
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:16,821
in 48 hours.

1104
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:17,500
Nobody could.

1105
00:36:17,580 --> 00:36:19,562
But with a little common sense, we might

1106
00:36:19,562 --> 00:36:20,122
get by.

1107
00:36:20,382 --> 00:36:23,984
Now, you're a very personable, attractive young man.

1108
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,365
So don't try to act.

1109
00:36:25,425 --> 00:36:26,144
Just be yourself.

1110
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:27,585
Let's do what you feel.

1111
00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:29,226
Now, remember that.

1112
00:36:29,306 --> 00:36:30,687
Just what you feel.

1113
00:36:33,087 --> 00:36:33,928
Mind if I try it again?

1114
00:36:35,268 --> 00:36:36,589
No, we're right ahead.

1115
00:36:41,011 --> 00:36:42,091
What he feels.

1116
00:36:45,973 --> 00:36:47,053
Ready, Mr. Calloway?

1117
00:36:47,314 --> 00:36:47,794
Yes, sir.

1118
00:36:48,814 --> 00:36:49,394
All right, roll.

1119
00:36:51,594 --> 00:36:51,995
Action.

1120
00:37:02,329 --> 00:37:04,531
Could I please have two fingers of rotgut?

1121
00:37:05,311 --> 00:37:05,711
Cut.

1122
00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:08,393
Mr. Calloway, you're supposed to pound the bar

1123
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:09,893
and say, give me two fingers of rotgut.

1124
00:37:10,193 --> 00:37:11,754
Well, I know, sir, but I just don't

1125
00:37:11,754 --> 00:37:12,553
feel it that way.

1126
00:37:13,295 --> 00:37:13,514
Oh.

1127
00:37:14,555 --> 00:37:15,915
Well, maybe it's better your way.

1128
00:37:16,516 --> 00:37:17,676
All right, Ray, let's set up for the

1129
00:37:17,676 --> 00:37:18,116
fight scene.

1130
00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:19,997
Save the lights, boys.

1131
00:37:21,438 --> 00:37:22,299
I knew you liked this character.

1132
00:37:22,418 --> 00:37:23,679
Now he's changing the dialogue.

1133
00:37:23,818 --> 00:37:25,359
Same jerk he was ten years ago.

1134
00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:27,300
I used to give him handouts for booze.

1135
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:28,441
Walks right by me today.

1136
00:37:28,521 --> 00:37:29,402
Doesn't even say hello.

1137
00:37:29,721 --> 00:37:30,161
Don't worry.

1138
00:37:30,201 --> 00:37:31,303
The boys are going to take care of

1139
00:37:31,303 --> 00:37:31,402
him.

1140
00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:32,042
But good.

1141
00:37:32,342 --> 00:37:33,463
Not going to loss up the test.

1142
00:37:33,643 --> 00:37:33,943
No, no.

1143
00:37:33,983 --> 00:37:35,003
He'll have a test all right.

1144
00:37:35,164 --> 00:37:36,625
But he'll know he's done a day's work.

1145
00:37:37,105 --> 00:37:37,224
Oh.

1146
00:37:38,765 --> 00:37:40,146
All right, now remember, Smokey.

1147
00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:41,126
It's one, two, jab.

1148
00:37:41,266 --> 00:37:42,107
One, two, duck.

1149
00:37:42,367 --> 00:37:42,727
Got it?

1150
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:43,106
Yes, sir.

1151
00:37:43,126 --> 00:37:43,687
All right, let's see it.

1152
00:37:47,789 --> 00:37:48,449
That looks good.

1153
00:37:48,589 --> 00:37:49,170
Let's try one.

1154
00:37:49,370 --> 00:37:49,730
Roll.

1155
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:51,610
Ready?

1156
00:37:52,090 --> 00:37:52,570
Yes, sir.

1157
00:37:52,852 --> 00:37:53,212
Action.

1158
00:38:01,184 --> 00:38:01,664
Cut.

1159
00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:03,706
Well, what happened?

1160
00:38:04,346 --> 00:38:05,246
He forgot to duck.

1161
00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:06,986
All right, let's try it again.

1162
00:38:09,638 --> 00:38:10,959
We're waiting, Mr. Calloway.

1163
00:38:11,919 --> 00:38:12,580
Yes, sir.

1164
00:38:14,821 --> 00:38:15,161
Action.

1165
00:38:21,564 --> 00:38:22,424
All right, boys.

1166
00:38:26,135 --> 00:38:27,696
What's the matter with you fellas today?

1167
00:38:28,096 --> 00:38:29,375
Well, I thought we moved this way.

1168
00:38:29,657 --> 00:38:30,216
Well, you don't.

1169
00:38:30,697 --> 00:38:31,697
Now let's try it again.

1170
00:38:33,688 --> 00:38:34,789
Mr. Calloway, we're waiting.

1171
00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:36,929
We've got a long day ahead of us.

1172
00:38:37,830 --> 00:38:38,790
Yes, sir.

1173
00:38:42,983 --> 00:38:44,423
First a nice hot bath.

1174
00:38:44,924 --> 00:38:46,483
Then when Mike gets back with the master,

1175
00:38:46,645 --> 00:38:47,665
you'll have a good rub.

1176
00:38:48,244 --> 00:38:49,505
Then we'll have dinner set up.

1177
00:38:49,885 --> 00:38:50,746
And then you'll...

1178
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:40,127
Miss Patterson left a message.

1179
00:39:40,907 --> 00:39:42,188
They're running the test at noon.

1180
00:39:42,968 --> 00:39:44,089
You ought to take a cab to the

1181
00:39:44,089 --> 00:39:44,368
studio.

1182
00:39:54,532 --> 00:39:55,793
We're expecting you, Mr. Calloway.

1183
00:39:55,933 --> 00:39:56,734
Projection room six.

1184
00:39:56,974 --> 00:39:57,774
Thank you.

1185
00:40:10,739 --> 00:40:11,020
Cigarette?

1186
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:11,840
Thanks.

1187
00:40:12,901 --> 00:40:14,340
You cut the Calloway test?

1188
00:40:14,562 --> 00:40:14,881
Yeah.

1189
00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:16,022
Nothing?

1190
00:40:16,522 --> 00:40:16,923
Murder.

1191
00:40:17,442 --> 00:40:18,803
I don't know what the guy had in

1192
00:40:18,803 --> 00:40:20,344
the old days, but whatever it was, it

1193
00:40:20,344 --> 00:40:21,344
must have gone that-a-way.

1194
00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:23,024
Real bad, huh?

1195
00:40:23,185 --> 00:40:23,586
Horrible.

1196
00:40:24,345 --> 00:40:26,026
Well, that's the beauty of television.

1197
00:40:26,146 --> 00:40:27,647
The cornier it is, the better the kids

1198
00:40:27,647 --> 00:40:28,127
like it.

1199
00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:29,748
In that case, he'll be a smash.

1200
00:40:36,071 --> 00:40:37,770
Could you see that Miss Patterson gets this,

1201
00:40:38,051 --> 00:40:38,151
please?

1202
00:40:38,251 --> 00:40:39,011
Yes, sir, I will.

1203
00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:39,732
Thank you.

1204
00:40:41,632 --> 00:40:43,674
I believe you're safe now, ma'am.

1205
00:40:43,794 --> 00:40:46,055
My grandfather and I will always be grateful.

1206
00:40:46,174 --> 00:40:47,995
All in a day's work, ma'am.

1207
00:40:50,696 --> 00:40:51,477
Well done.

1208
00:40:52,318 --> 00:40:53,577
You want an honest opinion?

1209
00:40:53,757 --> 00:40:54,079
Certainly.

1210
00:40:55,258 --> 00:40:56,779
Well, he's not one-tenth the actor he

1211
00:40:56,779 --> 00:40:57,299
used to be.

1212
00:40:57,479 --> 00:40:58,259
Timing's off.

1213
00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:00,120
He's awkward, dry, mechanical.

1214
00:41:01,221 --> 00:41:02,242
There's something new there.

1215
00:41:02,621 --> 00:41:03,282
A simplicity.

1216
00:41:03,922 --> 00:41:05,862
A naturalness that I, for one, find rather

1217
00:41:05,862 --> 00:41:06,203
refreshing.

1218
00:41:07,403 --> 00:41:07,703
Mike?

1219
00:41:08,644 --> 00:41:10,505
Oh, that's exactly the word, Mr. Lawson.

1220
00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:11,165
Refreshing.

1221
00:41:11,926 --> 00:41:12,605
Right, Debbie?

1222
00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:14,566
Oh, definitely.

1223
00:41:17,127 --> 00:41:17,848
And you, Martha?

1224
00:41:18,188 --> 00:41:19,989
Does he still seem an attractive young man?

1225
00:41:19,989 --> 00:41:21,649
Oh, no judge deal with me.

1226
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,170
If he's young and a man, he's attractive.

1227
00:41:24,632 --> 00:41:25,771
Well, I'm satisfied.

1228
00:41:25,891 --> 00:41:27,352
He looks like himself, and that's the main

1229
00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:27,612
thing.

1230
00:41:27,911 --> 00:41:29,252
The acting will take care of itself.

1231
00:41:30,293 --> 00:41:32,474
Frankly, there's only one problem left with which

1232
00:41:32,474 --> 00:41:33,134
we're concerned.

1233
00:41:33,595 --> 00:41:36,256
The matter of accurately determining his sales potential.

1234
00:41:36,756 --> 00:41:39,277
Which, of course, requires a concentrated national build

1235
00:41:39,277 --> 00:41:39,397
-up.

1236
00:41:39,478 --> 00:41:40,517
We're ready for that, Mr. Lawson.

1237
00:41:40,557 --> 00:41:41,317
We're all set to go.

1238
00:41:41,578 --> 00:41:42,939
We've got a six-weeks tour lined up.

1239
00:41:42,999 --> 00:41:44,479
We'll hit every city with a major television

1240
00:41:44,479 --> 00:41:44,820
set-up.

1241
00:41:45,119 --> 00:41:46,320
We've got the top publicity office.

1242
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:48,221
We'll have praise, rodeos, personal appearances.

1243
00:41:48,221 --> 00:41:49,962
At the same time, we start the merchandise

1244
00:41:49,962 --> 00:41:50,361
promotion.

1245
00:41:50,902 --> 00:41:52,282
The department stores and toy shops will be

1246
00:41:52,282 --> 00:41:53,364
flooded with Callaway equipment.

1247
00:41:53,483 --> 00:41:55,264
Hats, suits, pistols, boots.

1248
00:41:56,364 --> 00:41:57,085
Bubble gum.

1249
00:41:57,305 --> 00:41:58,945
Well, that sounds like a wonderful program.

1250
00:41:59,265 --> 00:42:00,225
I'd say go right ahead.

1251
00:42:00,406 --> 00:42:00,967
Get into action.

1252
00:42:01,027 --> 00:42:01,166
Huh?

1253
00:42:01,526 --> 00:42:02,767
I said get into action.

1254
00:42:03,447 --> 00:42:04,328
That's right, Mr. Lawson.

1255
00:42:04,368 --> 00:42:05,008
And the sooner the better.

1256
00:42:05,587 --> 00:42:05,909
Hey, Debbie?

1257
00:42:06,108 --> 00:42:07,269
Oh, by all means.

1258
00:42:07,289 --> 00:42:08,489
Now, don't worry about a thing, Mr. Lawson.

1259
00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:09,470
Patterson and Fry are in action.

1260
00:42:09,531 --> 00:42:10,150
We'll check with you later.

1261
00:42:12,551 --> 00:42:13,992
But it was good, Stretch.

1262
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,012
Really quite good.

1263
00:42:15,092 --> 00:42:16,352
Yeah, a couple of places there, you really

1264
00:42:16,352 --> 00:42:16,793
chilled me.

1265
00:42:16,933 --> 00:42:17,493
Gave me goosebumps.

1266
00:42:18,073 --> 00:42:19,134
You're both very kind.

1267
00:42:20,074 --> 00:42:21,575
Well, I've been doing some thinking.

1268
00:42:22,275 --> 00:42:24,136
I've always been a thrifty person, but there's

1269
00:42:24,136 --> 00:42:25,897
some things that even I couldn't do just

1270
00:42:25,897 --> 00:42:26,277
for money.

1271
00:42:26,437 --> 00:42:27,076
Like what?

1272
00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:29,119
Well, I couldn't destroy the memory of a

1273
00:42:29,119 --> 00:42:30,278
man like Smokey Callaway.

1274
00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:31,460
But he wasn't exactly a...

1275
00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:32,840
A man who was a tower of virtue,

1276
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,421
unparalleled in the annals of human kindness.

1277
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,541
Who told you that?

1278
00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:37,282
Well, you did, sir.

1279
00:42:37,382 --> 00:42:37,802
I did?

1280
00:42:37,901 --> 00:42:38,982
Yes, Mike, you did.

1281
00:42:39,502 --> 00:42:39,722
Oh.

1282
00:42:42,504 --> 00:42:46,085
And, uh, Miss Deborah, I'd like you to

1283
00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:49,127
know especially that I appreciate your kindness and

1284
00:42:49,127 --> 00:42:49,627
consideration.

1285
00:42:49,627 --> 00:42:52,407
And, well, even though we just met, I

1286
00:42:52,407 --> 00:42:54,068
guess you're about the last person in the

1287
00:42:54,068 --> 00:42:54,829
world I want to hurt.

1288
00:42:55,788 --> 00:42:56,530
Thank you, Stretch.

1289
00:42:58,371 --> 00:42:59,991
Well, I guess I'd better be going.

1290
00:43:00,731 --> 00:43:02,592
Yeah, well, we'll drive you to the station.

1291
00:43:02,892 --> 00:43:03,973
Thank you, that's real friendly.

1292
00:43:04,413 --> 00:43:06,113
Oh, Stretch, I wonder if you'd mind doing

1293
00:43:06,113 --> 00:43:06,995
one last thing.

1294
00:43:07,074 --> 00:43:08,034
We've got plenty of time.

1295
00:43:08,154 --> 00:43:09,696
It's kind of a favor for Debbie.

1296
00:43:10,716 --> 00:43:12,496
She's a little shy about asking, but this

1297
00:43:12,496 --> 00:43:14,078
is something that's very dear to her heart.

1298
00:43:14,337 --> 00:43:15,899
It'll only take a minute just to drop

1299
00:43:15,899 --> 00:43:17,158
by and say hello to a couple of

1300
00:43:17,158 --> 00:43:17,799
Callaway fans.

1301
00:43:17,919 --> 00:43:18,419
Where about?

1302
00:43:18,419 --> 00:43:20,000
Uh, the Children's Memorial Hospital.

1303
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,320
It'll just mean slipping into the Callaway outfit

1304
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,661
once more and, well, it'll mean a great

1305
00:43:24,661 --> 00:43:26,182
deal to Debbie, wouldn't it, Debbie?

1306
00:43:27,662 --> 00:43:28,303
Won't it, ma'am?

1307
00:43:30,285 --> 00:43:31,364
Yes, quite a bit.

1308
00:43:31,985 --> 00:43:32,745
It'll be my pleasure.

1309
00:43:34,626 --> 00:43:36,427
Well, for the last time...

1310
00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:41,299
Whatever happened to your conscience?

1311
00:43:41,799 --> 00:43:42,619
I just had it washed.

1312
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:43,580
I can't do a thing with it.

1313
00:43:51,943 --> 00:43:56,364
I hope you're proud of yourself.

1314
00:43:56,645 --> 00:43:58,006
I will be if this thing works out.

1315
00:43:59,007 --> 00:44:00,347
Anyway, the kids are loving it.

1316
00:44:02,397 --> 00:44:03,518
Now, let's see you try it, son.

1317
00:44:03,778 --> 00:44:04,458
I don't know how.

1318
00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:05,259
You don't know how?

1319
00:44:05,878 --> 00:44:07,440
Come here, let me show you, hmm?

1320
00:44:08,001 --> 00:44:08,901
Say, what's your name?

1321
00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:09,580
Tommy.

1322
00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:12,002
Well, now, Tommy, there's not much to throwing

1323
00:44:12,002 --> 00:44:12,322
a rope.

1324
00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:14,922
Now, if an old, broken-down cowpoke without

1325
00:44:14,922 --> 00:44:16,884
the brains of a flop-eared donkey can

1326
00:44:16,884 --> 00:44:18,645
do it, why, I reckon that a smart

1327
00:44:18,645 --> 00:44:19,945
little fellow like you ought to be able

1328
00:44:19,945 --> 00:44:20,665
to, right, Tommy?

1329
00:44:20,906 --> 00:44:21,286
Right, Smarty.

1330
00:44:21,286 --> 00:44:22,166
That's right.

1331
00:44:22,267 --> 00:44:22,966
Now, watch this.

1332
00:44:23,586 --> 00:44:24,667
Now, you just take it like that, and

1333
00:44:24,667 --> 00:44:25,868
you hold it nice and loose, see?

1334
00:44:26,168 --> 00:44:27,689
And then you just let her go, see?

1335
00:44:27,868 --> 00:44:29,669
And you drag her in like this, see?

1336
00:44:29,990 --> 00:44:32,190
Now, there's your sleigh all set and ready

1337
00:44:32,190 --> 00:44:32,730
for branding.

1338
00:44:32,830 --> 00:44:33,291
Right, Tommy?

1339
00:44:33,571 --> 00:44:34,331
Right, Smokey.

1340
00:44:34,570 --> 00:44:35,011
That's it.

1341
00:44:35,592 --> 00:44:36,512
Now, let's see the rest of you kids

1342
00:44:36,512 --> 00:44:37,033
try it, hmm?

1343
00:44:38,693 --> 00:44:40,374
The millions of kids just like them, Stretch.

1344
00:44:40,793 --> 00:44:41,674
You belong to them.

1345
00:44:42,055 --> 00:44:42,935
You're their Smokey.

1346
00:44:43,554 --> 00:44:44,776
You're not gonna let them down, are you?

1347
00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:46,776
You're not gonna walk out on those kids.

1348
00:44:51,298 --> 00:44:53,059
No, sir, I don't reckon I can.

1349
00:44:53,499 --> 00:44:53,959
Good boy.

1350
00:44:56,401 --> 00:44:57,341
So long, kids.

1351
00:44:57,781 --> 00:44:58,622
Bye, Smokey.

1352
00:44:58,781 --> 00:44:59,082
Goodbye.

1353
00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:43,841
Get me Michael Fry, care of Patterson and

1354
00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:44,782
Fry, Los Angeles.

1355
00:45:46,121 --> 00:45:46,522
Yeah?

1356
00:45:46,723 --> 00:45:47,742
It's Patterson on one.

1357
00:45:47,922 --> 00:45:48,383
Oh, thanks.

1358
00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:49,123
Be with you in a minute.

1359
00:45:50,624 --> 00:45:51,644
Debbie, how are you?

1360
00:45:51,743 --> 00:45:52,184
How's it going?

1361
00:45:53,344 --> 00:45:53,705
What?

1362
00:45:54,905 --> 00:45:55,265
Quit?

1363
00:45:55,786 --> 00:45:56,566
Yes, quit.

1364
00:45:56,706 --> 00:45:57,526
I'm coming home.

1365
00:45:57,626 --> 00:45:58,526
His name isn't Callaway.

1366
00:45:58,687 --> 00:45:59,168
It's Columbus.

1367
00:45:59,347 --> 00:46:00,608
He's rediscovering America.

1368
00:46:00,908 --> 00:46:01,648
And on foot.

1369
00:46:01,868 --> 00:46:02,348
Good angle.

1370
00:46:02,789 --> 00:46:03,329
Loves his country.

1371
00:46:03,409 --> 00:46:03,828
Get pictures.

1372
00:46:03,909 --> 00:46:04,550
Good for human interest.

1373
00:46:04,729 --> 00:46:06,351
I know I may sound abnormal, but I've

1374
00:46:06,351 --> 00:46:07,610
only got two feet, and I'd like to

1375
00:46:07,610 --> 00:46:08,030
keep them.

1376
00:46:08,311 --> 00:46:09,431
Well, get some art supports.

1377
00:46:09,691 --> 00:46:10,952
Oh, Mike, why don't I come home and

1378
00:46:10,952 --> 00:46:12,453
do the merchandising, and you come up here

1379
00:46:12,453 --> 00:46:13,053
and do the walking?

1380
00:46:13,554 --> 00:46:13,894
Oh, no.

1381
00:46:14,113 --> 00:46:15,395
One pair of flat feet and the firm's

1382
00:46:15,395 --> 00:46:15,594
enough.

1383
00:46:16,134 --> 00:46:17,835
Besides, one of these nights, Buffalo Bill might

1384
00:46:17,835 --> 00:46:18,495
want to hold hands.

1385
00:46:18,535 --> 00:46:19,456
It'd be a lot more fun with you

1386
00:46:19,456 --> 00:46:19,936
than with me.

1387
00:46:19,936 --> 00:46:21,057
I imagine.

1388
00:46:21,356 --> 00:46:22,196
Oh, my.

1389
00:46:36,242 --> 00:46:37,703
Way to say this, Mr. Fry.

1390
00:46:37,923 --> 00:46:39,144
Dynamite, a new innovation.

1391
00:46:40,144 --> 00:46:41,425
Smoking Callaway calendars.

1392
00:46:41,685 --> 00:46:42,226
Hand-painted.

1393
00:46:42,346 --> 00:46:42,945
They're beautiful.

1394
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,861
This is supposed to be for kids.

1395
00:46:55,281 --> 00:46:56,602
They get fathers, haven't they?

1396
00:46:58,383 --> 00:46:58,742
Out.

1397
00:47:25,163 --> 00:47:25,884
Feels good.

1398
00:47:26,324 --> 00:47:27,205
Where'd you put him in?

1399
00:47:27,364 --> 00:47:28,345
A little old western remedy.

1400
00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:30,185
Used to find a mighty suit on that

1401
00:47:30,185 --> 00:47:31,286
for eight hours on horseback.

1402
00:47:31,286 --> 00:47:33,027
But you weren't on your feet.

1403
00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:33,347
No.

1404
00:47:33,707 --> 00:47:35,208
We just used a larger tub.

1405
00:47:37,970 --> 00:47:39,770
Guess I've been kind of thoughtless dragging you

1406
00:47:39,770 --> 00:47:40,490
around like this.

1407
00:47:40,790 --> 00:47:41,771
No, it's all right.

1408
00:47:42,911 --> 00:47:45,613
But you know, I just can't believe it's

1409
00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:46,172
all happened.

1410
00:47:47,173 --> 00:47:48,533
A month ago, I was a cowboy nobody

1411
00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:49,253
ever heard of.

1412
00:47:49,914 --> 00:47:51,654
Now I come into town, what, thousands of

1413
00:47:51,654 --> 00:47:52,855
kids come out just to see me ride

1414
00:47:52,855 --> 00:47:53,435
down the street.

1415
00:47:55,787 --> 00:47:57,426
How do you really feel about all this,

1416
00:47:57,787 --> 00:47:57,887
Stretch?

1417
00:47:58,847 --> 00:48:00,308
Well, most of the time, it's wonderful.

1418
00:48:01,989 --> 00:48:04,589
But there's times when I kind of feel

1419
00:48:05,131 --> 00:48:07,651
an uneasy light about him.

1420
00:48:09,692 --> 00:48:10,093
Smokey?

1421
00:48:12,193 --> 00:48:13,835
It's as if I was cheating him out

1422
00:48:13,835 --> 00:48:14,834
of what's rightly his.

1423
00:48:16,355 --> 00:48:17,276
Popularity, money.

1424
00:48:18,676 --> 00:48:20,417
Something else I feel I've taken away from

1425
00:48:20,417 --> 00:48:21,058
him, much worse.

1426
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:24,779
Well, if he were alive, he'd be on

1427
00:48:24,779 --> 00:48:26,058
this trip sitting here with you, Debbie.

1428
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,920
Today, every day, and every minute instead of

1429
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:29,081
me.

1430
00:48:30,781 --> 00:48:32,122
That's an awful lot to take away from

1431
00:48:32,122 --> 00:48:32,562
any man.

1432
00:48:36,324 --> 00:48:37,585
I think it's time for dinner.

1433
00:48:39,945 --> 00:48:41,606
I had a very ordinary childhood.

1434
00:48:42,447 --> 00:48:45,007
We were always considered the poor relatives in

1435
00:48:45,007 --> 00:48:46,308
a fairly successful family.

1436
00:48:46,868 --> 00:48:48,169
Ever since I was so high, it was

1437
00:48:48,169 --> 00:48:50,709
drilled into me that nothing succeeds like success.

1438
00:48:51,531 --> 00:48:53,090
I guess the only thing I really believe

1439
00:48:53,090 --> 00:48:54,011
in is when you go to a bank,

1440
00:48:54,091 --> 00:48:55,211
nobody asks you how you got it.

1441
00:48:55,252 --> 00:48:56,551
What they want to know is, have you

1442
00:48:56,551 --> 00:48:56,913
got it?

1443
00:48:58,714 --> 00:48:59,713
Do I sound awful?

1444
00:49:00,213 --> 00:49:00,674
Oh, no.

1445
00:49:01,794 --> 00:49:04,155
Grandma used to say, have money can't buy

1446
00:49:04,155 --> 00:49:06,197
happiness, but it sure is the most pleasant

1447
00:49:06,197 --> 00:49:07,116
way of being miserable.

1448
00:49:08,397 --> 00:49:09,758
Grandma must have been wonderful.

1449
00:49:10,078 --> 00:49:10,638
She was.

1450
00:49:11,398 --> 00:49:12,818
You know, she would have liked you.

1451
00:49:13,639 --> 00:49:14,059
Why?

1452
00:49:15,781 --> 00:49:17,521
She liked everything that I liked.

1453
00:49:29,336 --> 00:49:30,537
Well, good night.

1454
00:49:31,237 --> 00:49:32,317
Mind if I say something?

1455
00:49:32,978 --> 00:49:33,337
What?

1456
00:49:34,579 --> 00:49:36,118
Well, I just want you to know that

1457
00:49:36,118 --> 00:49:38,480
this has been the nicest day of my

1458
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,080
whole life.

1459
00:50:07,142 --> 00:50:08,102
Lovely, isn't it?

1460
00:50:08,102 --> 00:50:09,423
Yes, it's right pretty.

1461
00:50:10,764 --> 00:50:12,524
You know, I didn't sleep much last night.

1462
00:50:12,705 --> 00:50:13,665
I did a lot of thinking.

1463
00:50:14,285 --> 00:50:14,926
About us.

1464
00:50:15,806 --> 00:50:17,326
Those are the famous horseshoe falls over there.

1465
00:50:17,326 --> 00:50:18,787
You know, we've been together now for 28

1466
00:50:18,787 --> 00:50:19,567
straight days.

1467
00:50:20,368 --> 00:50:23,029
We've had 84 meals, not including midnight snacks.

1468
00:50:24,149 --> 00:50:25,570
You know, the way you like your coffee

1469
00:50:25,570 --> 00:50:27,250
and the way you don't like to talk

1470
00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:28,190
in the morning before breakfast.

1471
00:50:29,551 --> 00:50:31,852
Seeing you without makeup, dog tired.

1472
00:50:33,233 --> 00:50:34,634
And all the things that make you ornery,

1473
00:50:34,793 --> 00:50:35,734
the things that make you purr.

1474
00:50:35,975 --> 00:50:36,374
Stretch.

1475
00:50:36,374 --> 00:50:37,775
I guess what I'm trying to say, Debbie,

1476
00:50:37,896 --> 00:50:39,936
is I'm in love with you.

1477
00:50:41,197 --> 00:50:42,096
Stretch, you shouldn't be...

1478
00:50:42,096 --> 00:50:43,517
When I left the hotel this morning, I

1479
00:50:43,517 --> 00:50:44,999
stopped by a little jewelry store.

1480
00:50:45,099 --> 00:50:46,799
I didn't get a very expensive one.

1481
00:50:46,839 --> 00:50:47,739
But I couldn't.

1482
00:50:48,060 --> 00:50:48,620
You couldn't?

1483
00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,080
Well, I'm fond of you, Stretch.

1484
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,521
I'm terribly fond of you, but I...

1485
00:50:52,521 --> 00:50:54,022
Well, I don't expect you to be head

1486
00:50:54,022 --> 00:50:55,203
over heels in love with me yet.

1487
00:50:55,962 --> 00:50:57,944
But, well, you just take it and keep

1488
00:50:57,944 --> 00:50:58,183
it, hmm?

1489
00:50:59,044 --> 00:51:00,484
No, no, you just keep it.

1490
00:51:00,564 --> 00:51:01,885
And don't worry, even if you lose it.

1491
00:51:03,046 --> 00:51:03,706
Figured you might.

1492
00:51:03,706 --> 00:51:05,446
That's the reason I bought an inexpensive one.

1493
00:51:06,247 --> 00:51:07,028
But it's just...

1494
00:51:07,028 --> 00:51:08,168
Now, just keep it for now.

1495
00:51:09,508 --> 00:51:12,149
And if ever you feel different, well, just

1496
00:51:12,149 --> 00:51:13,930
put it on, and I'll know.

1497
00:51:19,413 --> 00:51:20,633
He's dead serious, Mike.

1498
00:51:20,633 --> 00:51:21,414
He even bought a ring.

1499
00:51:22,295 --> 00:51:23,614
I tell you, we've got a problem.

1500
00:51:24,175 --> 00:51:25,695
Honey, the only problem we've got is how

1501
00:51:25,695 --> 00:51:26,915
to cart the money to the bank.

1502
00:51:27,056 --> 00:51:28,236
So help me, I never knew there were

1503
00:51:28,236 --> 00:51:29,717
so many places you could stick a man's

1504
00:51:29,717 --> 00:51:29,997
face.

1505
00:51:31,319 --> 00:51:31,958
Mike, please.

1506
00:51:32,018 --> 00:51:33,079
I don't want to hurt him.

1507
00:51:33,419 --> 00:51:34,018
What'll I do?

1508
00:51:34,419 --> 00:51:35,200
Keep him on the hook.

1509
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,419
You know how to handle a long drink

1510
00:51:36,419 --> 00:51:37,180
of water like that.

1511
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:38,160
Just don't get thirsty.

1512
00:51:38,681 --> 00:51:39,041
Mike.

1513
00:51:39,321 --> 00:51:40,442
Now, stop worrying, Deb.

1514
00:51:40,582 --> 00:51:41,943
I talked to Laurison this morning, and they're

1515
00:51:41,943 --> 00:51:43,744
turning handsprings about the way the tour's going.

1516
00:51:44,083 --> 00:51:45,564
The contracts are all drawn up, and...

1517
00:51:45,564 --> 00:51:45,904
Come in.

1518
00:51:46,484 --> 00:51:47,785
I want you to call Laurison after the

1519
00:51:47,785 --> 00:51:49,206
parade tomorrow, and...

1520
00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:49,586
Hiya.

1521
00:51:50,006 --> 00:51:51,206
Honey, who do you think just walked in?

1522
00:51:51,246 --> 00:51:51,726
Our old friend?

1523
00:51:55,838 --> 00:51:56,198
I'll...

1524
00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:57,538
I'll call you back.

1525
00:51:58,600 --> 00:51:59,359
Mike, Mike.

1526
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,040
This is Smokey, Mr. Fry.

1527
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,081
Smokey Calloway.

1528
00:52:02,701 --> 00:52:04,522
Signed, sealed, and delivered, as you might say.

1529
00:52:05,243 --> 00:52:06,643
Smokey, shake hands with Mr. Fry.

1530
00:52:06,643 --> 00:52:07,723
Hiya, pal.

1531
00:52:08,323 --> 00:52:09,964
Say, I understand you've been doing a great

1532
00:52:09,964 --> 00:52:10,403
job.

1533
00:52:11,025 --> 00:52:12,586
Keep it up, and I'll take care of

1534
00:52:12,586 --> 00:52:12,906
you, you know.

1535
00:52:13,426 --> 00:52:14,367
Just ask anybody.

1536
00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:16,047
Calloway always takes care of his pals.

1537
00:52:16,307 --> 00:52:17,307
That's right, Mr. Fry.

1538
00:52:17,727 --> 00:52:20,209
Loyal as a sheepdog, as one might say.

1539
00:52:21,029 --> 00:52:22,329
Does anybody know about this?

1540
00:52:22,569 --> 00:52:23,450
Why, of course not.

1541
00:52:23,530 --> 00:52:24,490
What do you think I am?

1542
00:52:24,610 --> 00:52:26,391
I think you're a worm, a slimy, double

1543
00:52:26,391 --> 00:52:26,952
-crossing worm.

1544
00:52:27,031 --> 00:52:27,692
Why didn't you...

1545
00:52:27,692 --> 00:52:28,172
Hey, easy, pal.

1546
00:52:28,172 --> 00:52:29,613
You don't have to worry, Mr. Fry.

1547
00:52:29,692 --> 00:52:30,733
This is the new Smokey.

1548
00:52:30,773 --> 00:52:31,673
He's off the stuff.

1549
00:52:31,873 --> 00:52:33,634
He hasn't touched a drop in six months.

1550
00:52:34,154 --> 00:52:35,074
That's right, pal.

1551
00:52:35,395 --> 00:52:36,075
Six months.

1552
00:52:36,075 --> 00:52:37,916
Yeah, except for medicinal purposes.

1553
00:52:37,956 --> 00:52:39,136
Yeah, what's this, penicillin?

1554
00:52:39,317 --> 00:52:39,937
Hey, now, look.

1555
00:52:39,996 --> 00:52:41,218
I don't want any trouble with you or

1556
00:52:41,218 --> 00:52:41,998
anybody else.

1557
00:52:42,677 --> 00:52:44,138
I came up here to go to work,

1558
00:52:44,218 --> 00:52:45,139
so let's get going.

1559
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:45,519
Work?

1560
00:52:45,839 --> 00:52:46,920
What makes you think you can work?

1561
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:47,520
Look at yourself.

1562
00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:48,901
Hand-shaking, pasty face.

1563
00:52:49,101 --> 00:52:50,921
We're making cowboy pictures, not ghost stories.

1564
00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:51,983
Ah, relax, chum.

1565
00:52:52,023 --> 00:52:52,982
I didn't come six times.

1566
00:52:52,982 --> 00:52:53,903
Listen, you drunken crawler.

1567
00:52:53,923 --> 00:52:54,743
Why, you listen to me!

1568
00:52:54,763 --> 00:52:56,264
Ah, easy, Smokey.

1569
00:52:56,344 --> 00:52:57,584
I'm here, and I'm taking over.

1570
00:52:57,984 --> 00:52:59,525
I don't need any doubles to play the

1571
00:52:59,525 --> 00:53:00,525
part or cast the checks.

1572
00:53:00,745 --> 00:53:01,946
Now, you'll either do it my way, or

1573
00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:03,866
I'll bust your bubble so wide open you'll

1574
00:53:03,866 --> 00:53:05,327
all wind up in the clink.

1575
00:53:09,509 --> 00:53:10,370
He means it, kid.

1576
00:53:11,890 --> 00:53:12,790
How bad is he?

1577
00:53:13,230 --> 00:53:13,592
Bad.

1578
00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:14,492
How much does he drink?

1579
00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:15,592
A pint, a quarter day?

1580
00:53:16,172 --> 00:53:16,532
Drink?

1581
00:53:16,832 --> 00:53:18,313
He spills a quarter day.

1582
00:53:21,155 --> 00:53:21,595
All right.

1583
00:53:22,735 --> 00:53:24,015
I know a place where we can try

1584
00:53:24,015 --> 00:53:24,756
to get you in shape.

1585
00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:25,496
Will you work?

1586
00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:26,397
Sure.

1587
00:53:26,557 --> 00:53:27,057
It'll be tough.

1588
00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:28,097
You'll have to train like a fighter.

1589
00:53:28,217 --> 00:53:28,798
All right, all right.

1590
00:53:28,838 --> 00:53:30,718
No booze, no dames, no fancy parties.

1591
00:53:30,738 --> 00:53:31,018
Yeah.

1592
00:53:31,158 --> 00:53:31,959
Or anything else.

1593
00:53:32,419 --> 00:53:33,119
What else is it?

1594
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,220
Hey, this kid really looks like me, doesn't

1595
00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:36,340
he?

1596
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:36,961
Yeah.

1597
00:53:37,261 --> 00:53:37,861
Where is he now?

1598
00:53:37,861 --> 00:53:39,282
He's on his way to New York to

1599
00:53:39,282 --> 00:53:40,363
make you a big man.

1600
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:43,084
Well, thanks, sucker.

1601
00:53:44,184 --> 00:53:45,224
Thanks for everything.

1602
00:53:58,490 --> 00:54:11,336
Hey, guys

1603
00:54:11,336 --> 00:54:12,677
and kids, you'll all get your turn.

1604
00:54:12,956 --> 00:54:13,697
Mr. Calloway.

1605
00:54:14,016 --> 00:54:15,498
Yes, and would you like an autograph too,

1606
00:54:15,617 --> 00:54:15,737
ma'am?

1607
00:54:15,837 --> 00:54:17,357
No, just an answer, Mr. Calloway.

1608
00:54:17,438 --> 00:54:18,899
An answer to a simple question.

1609
00:54:19,178 --> 00:54:19,758
Yes, ma'am.

1610
00:54:19,758 --> 00:54:21,280
I'd like to know why it is that

1611
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,100
a man who's earned a fortune from the

1612
00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:26,062
hero worship of children has never lifted his

1613
00:54:26,062 --> 00:54:28,262
finger to help the youngsters who really need

1614
00:54:28,262 --> 00:54:28,443
it.

1615
00:54:29,043 --> 00:54:31,024
I'm talking about the children I work with

1616
00:54:31,024 --> 00:54:32,664
in charity wards and clinics.

1617
00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:35,465
Poor kids who can't afford to buy your

1618
00:54:35,465 --> 00:54:37,446
gadgets and fancy little trinkets.

1619
00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:39,767
You could do a great deal for these

1620
00:54:39,767 --> 00:54:40,088
children.

1621
00:54:40,848 --> 00:54:42,429
But I don't suppose that ever occurred to

1622
00:54:42,429 --> 00:54:44,829
the great Smokey Calloway because there's no profit

1623
00:54:44,829 --> 00:54:45,650
in it.

1624
00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:47,651
Except maybe the profit of knowing that you've

1625
00:54:47,651 --> 00:54:49,311
done something really decent.

1626
00:54:50,373 --> 00:54:51,632
I'm sorry, ma'am.

1627
00:54:52,092 --> 00:54:52,774
I'm really sorry.

1628
00:55:03,238 --> 00:55:04,978
I have a message here that Los Angeles

1629
00:55:04,978 --> 00:55:05,498
called.

1630
00:55:06,018 --> 00:55:07,179
Will you put the call through, please?

1631
00:55:07,419 --> 00:55:07,819
Thank you.

1632
00:55:10,661 --> 00:55:11,101
Stretch.

1633
00:55:12,002 --> 00:55:13,823
Stretch, you mustn't be upset by what that

1634
00:55:13,823 --> 00:55:14,362
woman said.

1635
00:55:14,442 --> 00:55:15,443
You're a public figure now.

1636
00:55:15,483 --> 00:55:16,823
These things will happen all the time.

1637
00:55:17,103 --> 00:55:19,085
Even so, what the lady said is true.

1638
00:55:19,085 --> 00:55:20,164
Now stretch.

1639
00:55:20,425 --> 00:55:21,725
I wonder what Smokey would do if he

1640
00:55:21,725 --> 00:55:22,145
was here.

1641
00:55:22,545 --> 00:55:23,686
Man with a heart that big.

1642
00:55:24,066 --> 00:55:25,146
Well, that's beside the point.

1643
00:55:25,267 --> 00:55:26,668
I reckon he'd say all I got to

1644
00:55:26,668 --> 00:55:27,427
owe to those kids.

1645
00:55:27,688 --> 00:55:29,208
And if some of them are in want,

1646
00:55:29,288 --> 00:55:30,269
there ought to be something that I could

1647
00:55:30,269 --> 00:55:30,829
do about it.

1648
00:55:31,069 --> 00:55:32,550
Well, that's very sweet, but...

1649
00:55:32,550 --> 00:55:33,551
How much money I got?

1650
00:55:33,690 --> 00:55:34,031
Why?

1651
00:55:34,150 --> 00:55:34,610
How much?

1652
00:55:35,070 --> 00:55:35,871
Oh, I don't know.

1653
00:55:36,431 --> 00:55:38,132
The way the royalties are coming in, possibly

1654
00:55:38,132 --> 00:55:40,273
100,000, maybe double that by the end

1655
00:55:40,273 --> 00:55:40,714
of the year.

1656
00:55:41,733 --> 00:55:43,174
A number cent of it coming from those

1657
00:55:43,174 --> 00:55:43,514
kids.

1658
00:55:49,326 --> 00:55:49,688
Hello?

1659
00:55:50,427 --> 00:55:51,068
Hello, Mike.

1660
00:55:51,107 --> 00:55:51,648
How are you?

1661
00:55:54,099 --> 00:55:54,459
What?

1662
00:55:54,459 --> 00:55:55,380
That's what I said.

1663
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:56,240
He's here in person.

1664
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:58,040
Smokey Calloway or what's left of him.

1665
00:55:58,221 --> 00:55:59,041
That's impossible.

1666
00:56:00,181 --> 00:56:01,062
I don't understand.

1667
00:56:01,602 --> 00:56:02,923
I've got him out of Johnny Torento's health

1668
00:56:02,923 --> 00:56:03,203
farm.

1669
00:56:03,403 --> 00:56:04,404
They're working on him right now.

1670
00:56:04,783 --> 00:56:05,663
Now, here's what I want you to do.

1671
00:56:05,724 --> 00:56:06,124
Can you talk?

1672
00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:08,105
No, just a minute.

1673
00:56:08,245 --> 00:56:08,885
Anything wrong, dear?

1674
00:56:09,486 --> 00:56:10,865
It's just a personal matter.

1675
00:56:11,026 --> 00:56:12,366
Well, I want to change and take a

1676
00:56:12,366 --> 00:56:13,408
walk and think things over.

1677
00:56:13,508 --> 00:56:14,187
You do that.

1678
00:56:17,989 --> 00:56:19,210
Mike, what are we going to do?

1679
00:56:19,409 --> 00:56:19,929
We're stuck.

1680
00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:20,990
We're going to have to make the switch.

1681
00:56:21,390 --> 00:56:22,731
You get Stretch back here right away.

1682
00:56:22,731 --> 00:56:23,832
I'll work on the drunk.

1683
00:56:24,192 --> 00:56:25,032
And as soon as he's able to get

1684
00:56:25,032 --> 00:56:26,293
on a horse and stay on, he takes

1685
00:56:26,293 --> 00:56:27,754
over and Stretch goes back to Duck Falls.

1686
00:56:27,933 --> 00:56:29,655
But, Mike, it'll break his heart.

1687
00:56:30,494 --> 00:56:31,695
What am I going to tell him?

1688
00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:32,414
Tell him nothing.

1689
00:56:32,756 --> 00:56:33,435
We still need him.

1690
00:56:33,895 --> 00:56:35,037
Larson will be out here next week with

1691
00:56:35,037 --> 00:56:35,497
the contract.

1692
00:56:35,676 --> 00:56:36,917
Smokey will never be in shape by then

1693
00:56:36,917 --> 00:56:38,278
and we need Stretch to sign those papers.

1694
00:56:39,038 --> 00:56:39,939
It's dirty, Mike.

1695
00:56:40,118 --> 00:56:40,679
Sure, it's dirty.

1696
00:56:40,739 --> 00:56:41,680
I don't like it any better than you

1697
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:42,060
do, Deb.

1698
00:56:42,379 --> 00:56:43,239
But play along, will you?

1699
00:56:43,460 --> 00:56:44,240
It's only for a week.

1700
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,701
I don't like it, Mike.

1701
00:56:45,921 --> 00:56:49,433
I know, Deb.

1702
00:56:49,592 --> 00:56:50,634
I'll do my best.

1703
00:56:51,793 --> 00:56:52,114
Bye.

1704
00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:52,874
Goodbye.

1705
00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:05,960
Hiya, pal.

1706
00:57:08,921 --> 00:57:09,481
Hi.

1707
00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:10,180
Hi, Mike.

1708
00:57:10,402 --> 00:57:11,461
Well, how's he doing?

1709
00:57:12,081 --> 00:57:13,762
Doing great, Mike, great.

1710
00:57:14,024 --> 00:57:15,523
Okay, Smokey, hit that well again.

1711
00:57:15,984 --> 00:57:16,804
Do I have to?

1712
00:57:17,104 --> 00:57:18,045
Yeah, and on the double.

1713
00:57:21,586 --> 00:57:23,787
There's nothing like that well water to tone

1714
00:57:23,787 --> 00:57:24,828
up a guy's insides.

1715
00:57:25,468 --> 00:57:30,510
I'll be waiting for you Where the tumbleweed

1716
00:57:30,510 --> 00:57:34,771
is blue Where you'll find life is...

1717
00:57:38,673 --> 00:57:39,693
How's he really doing, Johnny?

1718
00:57:39,874 --> 00:57:41,375
I ain't never seen a guy like this.

1719
00:57:41,755 --> 00:57:43,136
Even when I know he's cold sober, he

1720
00:57:43,136 --> 00:57:43,975
acts like he's loaded.

1721
00:57:57,072 --> 00:57:58,452
Think you can get him in shape by

1722
00:57:58,452 --> 00:57:58,893
next week?

1723
00:57:59,152 --> 00:58:00,052
It'll take a miracle.

1724
00:58:00,212 --> 00:58:01,613
Hey, don't you worry about Smokey.

1725
00:58:01,653 --> 00:58:02,894
He'll knock himself out for you.

1726
00:58:02,974 --> 00:58:03,694
And why shouldn't he?

1727
00:58:03,754 --> 00:58:04,335
Haven't you heard?

1728
00:58:04,494 --> 00:58:05,434
He's going to be a rich man.

1729
00:58:05,434 --> 00:58:05,814
Yeah.

1730
00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:20,341
I must confess, Mr. Calloway, it's a staggering

1731
00:58:20,341 --> 00:58:20,761
notion.

1732
00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:23,322
You're sure you want to give away your

1733
00:58:23,322 --> 00:58:24,122
entire income?

1734
00:58:24,503 --> 00:58:26,043
I just want enough to get by on.

1735
00:58:26,423 --> 00:58:28,244
That is, for me and maybe a wife.

1736
00:58:28,464 --> 00:58:29,466
The rest goes to the kids.

1737
00:58:29,985 --> 00:58:30,445
I see.

1738
00:58:31,186 --> 00:58:33,287
Well, we can set up an irrevocable trust.

1739
00:58:33,287 --> 00:58:34,967
Of course, that means that you can never

1740
00:58:34,967 --> 00:58:35,867
touch the money again.

1741
00:58:36,128 --> 00:58:37,288
Well, that's the way I want it.

1742
00:58:37,428 --> 00:58:39,229
Mr. Calloway, may I ask why you're setting

1743
00:58:39,229 --> 00:58:39,989
up this foundation?

1744
00:58:40,570 --> 00:58:43,050
Well, I'm doing it for a friend of

1745
00:58:43,050 --> 00:58:43,311
mine.

1746
00:58:43,752 --> 00:58:44,671
I reckon it's what he bought.

1747
00:58:45,271 --> 00:58:45,772
I see.

1748
00:58:46,091 --> 00:58:47,313
Just where is the money to go?

1749
00:58:47,793 --> 00:58:50,373
Oh, well, I have it all down here,

1750
00:58:50,494 --> 00:58:50,673
sir.

1751
00:58:53,025 --> 00:58:54,586
Child Welfare Association.

1752
00:58:55,386 --> 00:58:58,347
National Foundation for Infantile Paralysis and so forth.

1753
00:58:58,407 --> 00:58:58,867
Very good.

1754
00:58:59,587 --> 00:59:01,228
Mr. Barnard, how long will it take to

1755
00:59:01,228 --> 00:59:01,808
make this legal?

1756
00:59:02,029 --> 00:59:02,609
About a week.

1757
00:59:02,669 --> 00:59:04,049
We'll have our man on the coast contact

1758
00:59:04,049 --> 00:59:04,350
you.

1759
00:59:04,350 --> 00:59:05,490
Thank you, sir.

1760
00:59:06,950 --> 00:59:08,912
Oh, say, how much is this going to

1761
00:59:08,912 --> 00:59:09,192
cost?

1762
00:59:09,812 --> 00:59:10,892
There isn't any fee.

1763
00:59:11,372 --> 00:59:12,033
Oh, but I...

1764
00:59:12,033 --> 00:59:13,673
I'd like it to be the first contribution

1765
00:59:13,673 --> 00:59:15,414
to the Smokey Calloway Foundation.

1766
00:59:16,475 --> 00:59:17,175
Thank you, sir.

1767
00:59:17,475 --> 00:59:18,515
That's real friendly.

1768
00:59:28,691 --> 00:59:29,070
Hi.

1769
00:59:30,531 --> 00:59:31,450
These are for you.

1770
00:59:32,572 --> 00:59:32,992
Stretch.

1771
00:59:35,913 --> 00:59:36,334
Stretch.

1772
00:59:37,534 --> 00:59:39,234
There's something I want to tell you.

1773
00:59:40,315 --> 00:59:42,295
There's been a slight change in our plans.

1774
00:59:42,295 --> 00:59:43,736
There's been a little change in mine, too.

1775
00:59:44,216 --> 00:59:46,256
Mr. Laurison's bringing the contracts to the coast

1776
00:59:46,256 --> 00:59:46,818
next week.

1777
00:59:46,878 --> 00:59:47,838
Let me tell you first.

1778
00:59:47,978 --> 00:59:48,279
Stretch.

1779
00:59:48,899 --> 00:59:50,419
You know, when I left here, I felt

1780
00:59:50,419 --> 00:59:50,959
just awful.

1781
00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:52,720
I was mixed up and I couldn't get

1782
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:53,801
that woman out of my mind.

1783
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,761
For miles all around the east side watching

1784
00:59:55,761 --> 00:59:57,922
those poor little kids playing in the streets

1785
00:59:58,622 --> 01:00:00,943
Then I thought about those sick little kids

1786
01:00:00,943 --> 01:00:02,683
that we've seen in hospitals all around the

1787
01:00:02,683 --> 01:00:04,804
country and how much these kids mean to

1788
01:00:04,804 --> 01:00:07,505
you Debbie Suddenly I had the answer.

1789
01:00:07,645 --> 01:00:08,866
I knew what I had to do and

1790
01:00:08,866 --> 01:00:11,787
I went and did it You did what

1791
01:00:11,787 --> 01:00:13,468
I found me a lawyer and I set

1792
01:00:13,468 --> 01:00:16,849
up the smoky Calloway foundation the smoky Calloway

1793
01:00:16,849 --> 01:00:20,010
foundation Every penny that's coming in going out

1794
01:00:20,010 --> 01:00:22,211
the kids that need help Except a little

1795
01:00:22,211 --> 01:00:25,252
for me and why you can't give that

1796
01:00:25,252 --> 01:00:25,792
money away.

1797
01:00:25,892 --> 01:00:26,293
Not now.

1798
01:00:26,372 --> 01:00:27,153
You haven't the right.

1799
01:00:27,353 --> 01:00:27,753
Why not?

1800
01:00:28,193 --> 01:00:31,594
Well, it wouldn't be right Because it wouldn't

1801
01:00:31,594 --> 01:00:33,836
their institution set up to take care of

1802
01:00:33,836 --> 01:00:34,096
children.

1803
01:00:34,296 --> 01:00:36,257
They don't need your interference I just felt

1804
01:00:36,257 --> 01:00:39,058
we'll stop feeling and stop thinking the tour

1805
01:00:39,058 --> 01:00:40,778
is over We're going back to California and

1806
01:00:40,778 --> 01:00:42,458
you're going to get these crazy You have

1807
01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:44,340
baked ideas out of your head and realize

1808
01:00:44,340 --> 01:00:48,181
that this is business big business Please stop

1809
01:00:48,181 --> 01:01:08,269
talking just don't talk so much He

1810
01:01:08,269 --> 01:01:10,870
must be getting liquor somewhere I swear the

1811
01:01:10,870 --> 01:01:12,611
man hasn't had a drink since he got

1812
01:01:12,611 --> 01:01:28,786
here we've been watching like a hawk I

1813
01:01:35,910 --> 01:01:38,550
Must be auto intoxication is the only guy

1814
01:01:38,550 --> 01:01:39,891
I've ever seen gets drunk and fresh air

1815
01:01:39,891 --> 01:01:48,264
and sunshine That's because you all shoot bad

1816
01:01:48,264 --> 01:01:50,625
people and protect the good people don't you

1817
01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:53,967
smoke don't you that's right, sonny It's time

1818
01:01:53,967 --> 01:02:02,650
for bed Shame they spoiled your dinner.

1819
01:02:03,150 --> 01:02:03,850
Well, that's all right.

1820
01:02:03,951 --> 01:02:06,651
I'm not hungry and I'm much appetizers.

1821
01:02:06,811 --> 01:02:09,573
I left, New York I'm not a lonesome

1822
01:02:09,573 --> 01:02:11,033
to you kept yourself in your room.

1823
01:02:11,153 --> 01:02:14,854
So I guess I'm just tired stretch Tired

1824
01:02:14,854 --> 01:02:17,175
of hotels tired of trains tired of cowboy

1825
01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:22,717
Just tired Thought maybe tonight we could kind

1826
01:02:22,717 --> 01:02:24,178
of go back to the club car and

1827
01:02:24,178 --> 01:02:27,640
talk a little bit I'm sorry stretch not

1828
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:33,811
tonight Debbie I Kind of thinking over that

1829
01:02:33,811 --> 01:02:36,713
foundation idea Decided to give it up.

1830
01:02:36,813 --> 01:02:38,393
It's just plain silly.

1831
01:02:38,573 --> 01:02:39,654
I it's not silly.

1832
01:02:40,034 --> 01:02:42,916
It's just not practical It was a lovely

1833
01:02:42,916 --> 01:02:43,936
idea and in my book.

1834
01:02:43,976 --> 01:02:45,336
I took a pretty wonderful guy to think

1835
01:02:45,336 --> 01:02:49,388
of it No matter what happens try to

1836
01:02:49,388 --> 01:03:03,273
remember that Thank you All right All

1837
01:03:03,273 --> 01:03:09,055
right, boys sleeping Suits fit like a dog

1838
01:03:09,055 --> 01:03:11,977
Got his hair cut cut trimmed and touched

1839
01:03:11,977 --> 01:03:12,277
up.

1840
01:03:12,437 --> 01:03:16,538
The guy looks terrific How's it today Johnny

1841
01:03:16,538 --> 01:03:18,859
boss, I can't figure this guy he looks

1842
01:03:18,859 --> 01:03:20,599
like he's drunk he smells like he's drunk

1843
01:03:20,599 --> 01:03:21,700
I'm with him night and day and a

1844
01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:25,561
guarantee ain't had a drop same thing I'll

1845
01:03:25,561 --> 01:03:26,142
stick with it Johnny.

1846
01:03:26,242 --> 01:03:27,002
We're running out of time.

1847
01:03:27,222 --> 01:03:29,244
I won't take my eyes off He's in

1848
01:03:29,244 --> 01:03:30,484
the pink Mike in the pink.

1849
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:31,204
Believe me.

1850
01:03:31,244 --> 01:03:33,345
You've got nothing to worry about Nothing to

1851
01:03:33,345 --> 01:03:34,945
worry about but I tell you the guy's

1852
01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:38,917
gonna be hey Johnny.

1853
01:03:39,037 --> 01:03:39,517
It's cold.

1854
01:03:39,717 --> 01:03:52,502
He'll give me a blank or something I

1855
01:03:52,502 --> 01:03:53,383
don't like it Mike.

1856
01:03:53,502 --> 01:03:55,103
He's a decent honorable man, and I won't

1857
01:03:55,103 --> 01:03:56,644
let him sign that contract without telling him

1858
01:03:56,644 --> 01:03:57,924
the truth He's got to sign it.

1859
01:03:58,004 --> 01:03:59,665
Why can't the real smokey sign?

1860
01:03:59,845 --> 01:04:01,685
I've told you he's got hands like this

1861
01:04:01,685 --> 01:04:02,906
put a pen in him He's liable to

1862
01:04:02,906 --> 01:04:03,746
stab somebody.

1863
01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:05,568
I thought you were sobering him up now.

1864
01:04:05,627 --> 01:04:07,308
We found somebody's been sneaking him liquor He's

1865
01:04:07,308 --> 01:04:08,969
been stashing it away down the well behind

1866
01:04:08,969 --> 01:04:10,948
trees and liniment bottles Try to see if

1867
01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:11,948
he could sign his name yesterday.

1868
01:04:12,209 --> 01:04:14,811
He had martinis in the ink well Just

1869
01:04:14,811 --> 01:04:15,631
tell me one thing.

1870
01:04:15,711 --> 01:04:17,232
When can I tell stretch the truth the

1871
01:04:17,232 --> 01:04:19,453
minute smokies in shape till then we've got

1872
01:04:19,453 --> 01:04:21,214
to use stretch Things keep popping up all

1873
01:04:21,214 --> 01:04:22,694
the time like tomorrow at the Coliseum.

1874
01:04:22,773 --> 01:04:23,314
What's that?

1875
01:04:23,314 --> 01:04:25,055
That's a big thing start a national boys

1876
01:04:25,055 --> 01:04:26,836
week the mayor's office called last night 90

1877
01:04:26,836 --> 01:04:28,816
,000 kids three networks for governors They want

1878
01:04:28,816 --> 01:04:30,717
smoky Calloway as guest of honor Oh, what

1879
01:04:30,717 --> 01:04:31,997
am I gonna do let that drunk stagger

1880
01:04:31,997 --> 01:04:34,138
in there and breathe on for governors in

1881
01:04:34,138 --> 01:04:34,558
five minutes.

1882
01:04:34,618 --> 01:04:37,900
He'd bring back prohibition Yes, mr.

1883
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:41,801
Larson just called they're waiting for you Well,

1884
01:04:44,462 --> 01:04:45,143
all right.

1885
01:04:45,442 --> 01:04:48,164
Let's pick up stretch go sign the contract

1886
01:04:49,264 --> 01:04:56,286
Tell him we'll be right over Congratulations, okay

1887
01:04:56,687 --> 01:04:58,487
This is a great day for North American

1888
01:04:58,487 --> 01:05:01,029
corn products, but a greater day still for

1889
01:05:01,029 --> 01:05:02,089
the children of America.

1890
01:05:02,350 --> 01:05:03,830
Thanks, sir I'll try and keep it that

1891
01:05:03,830 --> 01:05:04,070
way.

1892
01:05:04,510 --> 01:05:05,550
Oh, just a moment.

1893
01:05:05,611 --> 01:05:06,791
I'd like one of the four of us.

1894
01:05:06,831 --> 01:05:08,432
All right, sir, Mike Debbie.

1895
01:05:09,952 --> 01:05:11,532
I Don't make any plans for tonight.

1896
01:05:11,613 --> 01:05:13,434
I've arranged a little celebration party at the

1897
01:05:13,434 --> 01:05:14,153
Somerset Club.

1898
01:05:14,214 --> 01:05:14,634
Oh fine.

1899
01:05:14,834 --> 01:05:15,914
Oh Really?

1900
01:05:15,974 --> 01:05:17,374
I don't think I'm up to it.

1901
01:05:17,655 --> 01:05:18,335
Oh, please step.

1902
01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:19,216
I'd like way to go.

1903
01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:26,059
All right, Smokey It's your party, okay, hold

1904
01:05:26,059 --> 01:05:38,193

1905
01:05:38,193 --> 01:05:40,433
it you know, it's too bad Martha is here but

1906
01:05:40,433 --> 01:05:42,434
that band playing up there and this big

1907
01:05:42,434 --> 01:05:45,015
handsome cowboy here I'm sure she'd be up

1908
01:05:45,015 --> 01:05:47,476
there dancing Why don't you fill in for

1909
01:05:47,476 --> 01:05:47,836
her Deborah?

1910
01:05:48,757 --> 01:05:49,657
Would you care to dance man?

1911
01:05:50,457 --> 01:05:54,659
Well if you'd like to I'm very sorry.

1912
01:05:55,019 --> 01:05:55,919
Oh, I don't worry about it.

1913
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:56,880
That's all right.

1914
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:57,640
It's all my fault.

1915
01:05:57,801 --> 01:05:59,521
I guess I better go get slicked up

1916
01:06:03,363 --> 01:06:05,043
Think I need a little freshening up.

1917
01:06:05,164 --> 01:06:05,764
Yes, mr.

1918
01:06:05,844 --> 01:06:06,084
Cowboy.

1919
01:06:06,143 --> 01:06:08,245
Just let me tell you Well, you two

1920
01:06:08,245 --> 01:06:10,186
certainly done a remarkable job of that fellow.

1921
01:06:10,725 --> 01:06:17,028
That was nothing really Hello, oh yes, mr.

1922
01:06:17,068 --> 01:06:21,329
Markham Well, that's fine, what do you mean

1923
01:06:21,329 --> 01:06:22,810
fine I tell you the guy blew out

1924
01:06:22,810 --> 01:06:25,371
of here Yes someday picks him up in

1925
01:06:25,371 --> 01:06:25,731
a car.

1926
01:06:25,832 --> 01:06:27,472
He puts on his cowboy suit It locks

1927
01:06:27,472 --> 01:06:29,032
me in a closet and he's out loose

1928
01:06:29,032 --> 01:06:30,113
on a town someplace.

1929
01:06:30,193 --> 01:06:30,613
Fine.

1930
01:06:30,674 --> 01:06:31,793
I'll I'll take care of it.

1931
01:06:31,854 --> 01:06:36,995
Goodbye Georgie yes, it seems his friend left

1932
01:06:36,995 --> 01:06:41,337
rather unexpectedly He's on his way into town

1933
01:06:43,018 --> 01:06:46,540
Coming to town Mr. Larsen you were saying

1934
01:06:46,540 --> 01:06:47,860
about smoking.

1935
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:48,760
Oh, yes.

1936
01:06:48,941 --> 01:06:51,081
Well, it's amazing the way that fellas caught

1937
01:06:51,081 --> 01:06:52,982
on How many people do you expect at

1938
01:06:52,982 --> 01:06:57,644
the Coliseum tomorrow 90,000 mostly children Fine

1939
01:06:57,644 --> 01:07:00,665
tribute to a fine man How he's lifted

1940
01:07:00,665 --> 01:07:04,066
himself by his moral bootstraps how he's changed

1941
01:07:04,066 --> 01:07:07,167
from a disreputable drunk into a decent wholesome

1942
01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:08,547
Respectable citizen.

1943
01:07:09,168 --> 01:07:09,768
Oh, believe me.

1944
01:07:09,809 --> 01:07:13,670
We'll never see another smoky calorie Would you

1945
01:07:13,670 --> 01:07:13,989
pardon me?

1946
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:14,990
I have to make a phone call.

1947
01:07:15,170 --> 01:07:16,091
Well, the phones right here.

1948
01:07:16,231 --> 01:07:19,052
Well, it's long distance to double bourbon straight

1949
01:07:19,052 --> 01:07:21,493
Hey, sir, didn't have to she came around

1950
01:07:21,493 --> 01:07:30,917
with Well, but ain't my old pal Mikey

1951
01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:32,417
I want you to shake hands with Marie

1952
01:07:32,417 --> 01:07:35,318
she insisted upon my coming Yes, I know

1953
01:07:35,318 --> 01:07:35,958
now look smoke.

1954
01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:37,139
You're getting out of here right now.

1955
01:07:37,258 --> 01:07:38,359
Can you two sister if you can stay

1956
01:07:38,359 --> 01:07:38,960
in the fresh air?

1957
01:07:39,859 --> 01:07:41,000
And I'll wait a minute pal.

1958
01:07:41,060 --> 01:07:42,181
What do you think you're talking to?

1959
01:07:42,241 --> 01:07:43,942
This is the lady seeing she's with me

1960
01:07:43,942 --> 01:07:47,042
and I'm your boss All right, just be

1961
01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:47,902
a good fella and get out of here

1962
01:07:47,902 --> 01:07:49,204
now with you for your old pal Mikey

1963
01:07:49,204 --> 01:07:50,564
No, I won't get out of here from

1964
01:07:50,564 --> 01:07:53,525
old pal Mikey Just stay here.

1965
01:07:53,585 --> 01:07:54,065
Don't move.

1966
01:07:54,245 --> 01:07:56,086
Just sit tight and shut up You're gonna

1967
01:07:56,086 --> 01:07:58,027
let him talk to you like that some

1968
01:07:58,027 --> 01:07:58,748
big shot.

1969
01:07:58,867 --> 01:08:00,968
You are I'm gonna push you around like

1970
01:08:00,968 --> 01:08:04,129
that The stretcher we have to go home.

1971
01:08:04,370 --> 01:08:05,770
Well, Debbie doesn't feel well.

1972
01:08:05,770 --> 01:08:06,550
She's got a bad head.

1973
01:08:06,630 --> 01:08:10,232
Oh You remind me of a little girl

1974
01:08:10,232 --> 01:08:11,192
in South America.

1975
01:08:11,352 --> 01:08:13,033
I'm gonna name it C seniors.

1976
01:08:13,313 --> 01:08:16,654
She had a sister too Beautiful girl, you

1977
01:08:16,654 --> 01:08:19,295
know, and I used to sit under a

1978
01:08:19,295 --> 01:08:22,156
palm tree She had a sister with me.

1979
01:08:24,887 --> 01:08:28,949
Hey, wait, there's a guy Calloway, my little

1980
01:08:28,949 --> 01:08:30,310
boy just loves pictures.

1981
01:08:30,409 --> 01:08:32,711
He stays glued to the television system, right?

1982
01:08:33,991 --> 01:08:35,072
Don't worry about a thing.

1983
01:08:35,092 --> 01:08:36,692
Mr. Lawson Patterson and Friar in action.

1984
01:08:36,871 --> 01:08:37,252
Good night.

1985
01:08:37,392 --> 01:08:37,812
Good night.

1986
01:08:38,232 --> 01:08:40,033
I miss Larson your car We'll be here

1987
01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:40,314
in a minute.

1988
01:08:40,453 --> 01:08:40,894
Mr. Price.

1989
01:08:41,194 --> 01:08:41,514
Hello.

1990
01:08:41,754 --> 01:08:42,495
We'll get it ourselves.

1991
01:08:42,594 --> 01:08:50,227
Thanks Oh Hey, where are they?

1992
01:08:50,728 --> 01:08:51,368
Where'd they go?

1993
01:08:51,507 --> 01:08:51,887
Why mr.

1994
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:52,528
Calloway?

1995
01:08:52,588 --> 01:08:53,828
Oh, why are they where they go?

1996
01:08:53,949 --> 01:08:55,509
Why you were just with him, sir You

1997
01:08:55,509 --> 01:08:56,550
went to the parking lot.

1998
01:08:57,010 --> 01:09:01,951
Oh parking lot That's where I don't know

1999
01:09:01,951 --> 01:09:04,233
what all the hurry is just get in

2000
01:09:04,233 --> 01:09:10,784
that's all hey Mike, all right Hey My

2001
01:09:10,784 --> 01:09:11,705
wait a minute.

2002
01:09:12,105 --> 01:09:12,985
Where are you going?

2003
01:09:13,746 --> 01:09:15,547
Let's think about time a little friend and

2004
01:09:15,547 --> 01:09:17,428
I got to know each other What are

2005
01:09:17,428 --> 01:09:18,228
their cowboy?

2006
01:09:19,408 --> 01:09:20,969
Yes, I know a guy's done me a

2007
01:09:20,969 --> 01:09:25,410
favor Stretch this can be explained, but you

2008
01:09:25,410 --> 01:09:26,171
said he was dead.

2009
01:09:26,311 --> 01:09:29,032
Well, you see stretch we Don't let him

2010
01:09:29,032 --> 01:09:30,032
kid you cowboy.

2011
01:09:30,273 --> 01:09:33,013
I'm alive alive and kicking and ready to

2012
01:09:33,013 --> 01:09:35,414
take over It's smart friends there.

2013
01:09:35,535 --> 01:09:36,995
Let you hang around long enough to sign

2014
01:09:36,995 --> 01:09:38,836
a contract But don't get any ideas about

2015
01:09:38,836 --> 01:09:39,876
cutting in and anything.

2016
01:09:39,976 --> 01:09:40,757
That's a not smoking.

2017
01:09:40,917 --> 01:09:43,818
Let him finish you'll get yours kid Let's

2018
01:09:43,818 --> 01:09:45,519
be a good little boy and try it

2019
01:09:45,519 --> 01:09:47,179
on back where you come from you'll get

2020
01:09:47,179 --> 01:09:52,021
yours Oh Smoking never gets pal Tell him

2021
01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:55,822
like you I said that's enough forgets Stretch

2022
01:09:57,323 --> 01:09:59,064
If you let me explain, uh, it's all

2023
01:09:59,064 --> 01:09:59,624
pretty clear.

2024
01:10:00,565 --> 01:10:04,806
You just got one Calloway too many Stretch

2025
01:10:04,806 --> 01:10:06,166
you just got to listen.

2026
01:10:06,607 --> 01:10:08,547
You better tell him ma'am.

2027
01:10:08,588 --> 01:10:10,228
I reckon he's got more use for it

2028
01:10:10,228 --> 01:10:24,603
than I have Yes,

2029
01:10:24,783 --> 01:10:32,026
yes, I'm still on but did you tell

2030
01:10:32,026 --> 01:10:36,168
him it was miss Patterson, oh I see

2031
01:10:37,368 --> 01:10:39,189
Well, I wonder if you'd leave a message

2032
01:10:39,189 --> 01:10:39,530
for mr.

2033
01:10:39,710 --> 01:10:43,231
Calloway Just tell him that miss Patterson called

2034
01:10:43,231 --> 01:10:46,832
to say goodbye and that she's very sorry.

2035
01:10:50,713 --> 01:10:51,834
Thank you.

2036
01:10:51,834 --> 01:10:54,215
I'll talk to you Well, just tell me

2037
01:10:54,215 --> 01:10:55,976
one thing who's gonna ride out there on

2038
01:10:55,976 --> 01:10:57,836
a horse this afternoon not smoky.

2039
01:10:57,977 --> 01:10:59,917
He couldn't ride a cocker spaniel What are

2040
01:10:59,917 --> 01:11:00,398
we gonna do?

2041
01:11:03,999 --> 01:11:08,740
All right, I don't care I'll see you

2042
01:11:08,740 --> 01:11:16,634
later I just want you to know that

2043
01:11:16,634 --> 01:11:18,014
Debbie and I are sorry about the way

2044
01:11:18,014 --> 01:11:20,195
things worked out stretch I was as much

2045
01:11:20,195 --> 01:11:21,995
a blame for everything as she was probably

2046
01:11:21,995 --> 01:11:25,477
more Can't blame you folks might And if

2047
01:11:25,477 --> 01:11:27,178
I hadn't meant so greedy, I reckon I

2048
01:11:27,178 --> 01:11:28,578
wouldn't got into this in the first place.

2049
01:11:28,818 --> 01:11:29,779
No hard feelings.

2050
01:11:29,979 --> 01:11:31,039
No, no hard feelings.

2051
01:11:31,459 --> 01:11:33,600
Wow So long stretch.

2052
01:11:33,740 --> 01:11:36,361
Oh my Sure, I can't drive you to

2053
01:11:36,361 --> 01:11:37,021
the station or anything.

2054
01:11:37,162 --> 01:11:41,393
No, no, thanks Don't say stretch.

2055
01:11:41,514 --> 01:11:44,315
There's just one little thing We're in kind

2056
01:11:44,315 --> 01:11:46,315
of a spot on this Coliseum deal We

2057
01:11:46,315 --> 01:11:47,996
kind of thought that well with the governor

2058
01:11:47,996 --> 01:11:49,876
being out there and all and the smoke

2059
01:11:49,876 --> 01:11:51,177
is still in bad shape We kind of

2060
01:11:51,177 --> 01:11:52,517
thought that if you could put the Calloway

2061
01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:53,918
outfit on once more and ride out there

2062
01:11:53,918 --> 01:11:55,579
this afternoon But I mean if it's a

2063
01:11:55,579 --> 01:11:56,939
matter of money say for that ranch of

2064
01:11:56,939 --> 01:11:58,620
yours, there's $5,000 in it for you

2065
01:12:01,261 --> 01:12:04,842
Mike you better get out of here Okay

2066
01:12:04,842 --> 01:12:08,083
stretch I would just try him so long

2067
01:12:25,770 --> 01:12:26,551
Yes, mr.

2068
01:12:26,610 --> 01:12:29,712
Calloway, yes, my name is Atkins West Coast

2069
01:12:29,712 --> 01:12:33,313
representative of Bonner Kiefer and Smith Staffs been

2070
01:12:33,313 --> 01:12:34,794
working all night on the papers I put

2071
01:12:34,794 --> 01:12:35,794
a rash on it when I read about

2072
01:12:35,794 --> 01:12:38,975
your appearance at the Coliseum this afternoon On

2073
01:12:38,975 --> 01:12:41,917
the papers what papers for the smoky Calloway

2074
01:12:41,917 --> 01:12:42,437
foundation.

2075
01:12:43,237 --> 01:12:46,539
Oh Naturally, we assumed you'd use this occasion

2076
01:12:46,539 --> 01:12:48,799
to announce it seemed a logical and dramatic

2077
01:12:48,799 --> 01:12:51,400
moment I mean with the big press coverage,

2078
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:54,321
wait a minute Now let me get this

2079
01:12:54,321 --> 01:12:57,623
straight If I sign those papers, does that

2080
01:12:57,623 --> 01:12:59,443
mean that nobody can touch a cent of

2081
01:12:59,443 --> 01:12:59,863
that money?

2082
01:12:59,984 --> 01:13:00,523
Not even me?

2083
01:13:00,824 --> 01:13:02,964
That's right Come right in.

2084
01:13:03,285 --> 01:13:06,716
Please the mayor's office called again.

2085
01:13:06,797 --> 01:13:07,677
They want to know where's mr.

2086
01:13:07,857 --> 01:13:08,297
Calloway.

2087
01:13:08,397 --> 01:13:09,697
No, we can't stall him any longer What

2088
01:13:09,697 --> 01:13:10,517
are we going to tell him?

2089
01:13:10,658 --> 01:13:11,318
What about the truth?

2090
01:13:11,578 --> 01:13:13,919
Oh, that's too primitive Marv call him back.

2091
01:13:13,998 --> 01:13:14,939
Tell him Calloway can't make it.

2092
01:13:14,999 --> 01:13:15,640
He fell off his horse.

2093
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:16,300
He broke his arm.

2094
01:13:16,380 --> 01:13:17,600
He broke his leg He broke his what?

2095
01:13:21,171 --> 01:13:24,913
Hello stretch What?

2096
01:13:26,094 --> 01:13:27,134
Hey, that's wonderful.

2097
01:13:27,294 --> 01:13:27,994
He's going to do it.

2098
01:13:28,054 --> 01:13:31,296
Never mind that call mark What stretch sure

2099
01:13:31,296 --> 01:13:33,636
the five thousand still goes Make it out

2100
01:13:33,636 --> 01:13:33,897
to who?

2101
01:13:34,997 --> 01:13:35,457
Wait a minute.

2102
01:13:36,217 --> 01:13:40,649
Yeah Yeah, fine.

2103
01:13:41,189 --> 01:13:42,390
Now we have to be at the Coliseum

2104
01:13:42,390 --> 01:13:42,870
at two o'clock.

2105
01:13:42,930 --> 01:13:45,551
I'll pick you up Right, well, what do

2106
01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:47,832
you know we're in hey, what's a smoky

2107
01:13:47,832 --> 01:13:48,793
Calloway foundation?

2108
01:13:49,193 --> 01:13:51,374
We got a girdle tire the smoky Calloway

2109
01:13:51,374 --> 01:13:53,054
foundation That's what he wants a check made

2110
01:13:53,054 --> 01:13:57,056
out to What's so funny so beautiful they're

2111
01:13:57,056 --> 01:13:58,816
not going to get a dime Giving it

2112
01:13:58,816 --> 01:13:59,977
all away giving it away.

2113
01:14:00,156 --> 01:14:01,857
I mean what a way your money every

2114
01:14:01,857 --> 01:14:03,638
penny you set up a trust What are

2115
01:14:03,638 --> 01:14:04,659
you talking about?

2116
01:14:05,039 --> 01:14:07,159
Calloway foundation every dime that comes in goes

2117
01:14:07,159 --> 01:14:08,620
to charity and he's gonna ride out there

2118
01:14:08,620 --> 01:14:09,841
and tell the whole world about it in

2119
01:14:09,841 --> 01:14:11,461
front Of four governors and three networks.

2120
01:14:11,601 --> 01:14:13,082
Let's see you get out of that one

2121
01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:13,782
Yes, huh?

2122
01:14:14,223 --> 01:14:16,823
I'll see you later Debbie will you tell

2123
01:14:16,823 --> 01:14:17,303
me something?

2124
01:14:17,803 --> 01:14:19,224
Why did we ever get into this mess

2125
01:14:19,224 --> 01:14:20,905
because we're a couple of schmoes who do

2126
01:14:20,905 --> 01:14:21,805
anything for a buck?

2127
01:14:21,965 --> 01:14:23,886
That must be the reason well you stick

2128
01:14:23,886 --> 01:14:24,126
tight.

2129
01:14:24,166 --> 01:14:45,374
I'll handle this All

2130
01:14:45,374 --> 01:14:46,894
I want is five minutes.

2131
01:14:47,094 --> 01:14:48,176
Well, don't you come in and don't let

2132
01:14:48,176 --> 01:14:48,895
anybody else in.

2133
01:14:48,935 --> 01:14:55,618
Yeah, I got you smoke Inside Rockefeller we

2134
01:14:55,618 --> 01:14:58,019
got some talking to do Reckon not I

2135
01:14:58,019 --> 01:14:58,679
got an appointment.

2136
01:14:58,820 --> 01:14:59,700
You're not keeping it.

2137
01:14:59,840 --> 01:14:59,939
Now.

2138
01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:00,380
Look, mr.

2139
01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:00,940
Calloway.

2140
01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:03,381
Listen, you saddle happy stalker What makes you

2141
01:15:03,381 --> 01:15:05,002
think I'm gonna stand by and watch you

2142
01:15:05,002 --> 01:15:05,922
give away my money?

2143
01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:08,143
Maybe if you understood this foundation you'd feel

2144
01:15:08,143 --> 01:15:10,804
different The means of kids in this country.

2145
01:15:10,984 --> 01:15:12,065
You're some kind of a god.

2146
01:15:12,285 --> 01:15:12,845
Mr. Calloway.

2147
01:15:13,004 --> 01:15:14,046
Is that so?

2148
01:15:14,345 --> 01:15:15,926
Now a lot of these little fellas are

2149
01:15:15,926 --> 01:15:17,406
sickly and poor and they need to be

2150
01:15:17,406 --> 01:15:20,288
taken care of Look, there's only one little

2151
01:15:20,288 --> 01:15:20,548
fella.

2152
01:15:20,688 --> 01:15:22,408
I'm taking care of this little fella.

2153
01:15:22,988 --> 01:15:24,309
I wish you hadn't said that.

2154
01:15:24,429 --> 01:15:26,630
Mr Calloway, but now I'm gonna have to

2155
01:15:26,630 --> 01:15:28,091
make you take care of them little kids

2156
01:15:28,091 --> 01:15:30,152
whether you want to or not You're asking

2157
01:15:30,152 --> 01:15:33,652
for trouble cowboy Why don't mind trouble?

2158
01:15:33,853 --> 01:15:34,433
Mr. Calloway.

2159
01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:36,634
In fact, I've been having quite a bit

2160
01:15:36,634 --> 01:15:38,054
of it since I've been wearing your face

2161
01:15:38,635 --> 01:15:40,455
People have looked down the nose at me.

2162
01:15:40,675 --> 01:15:42,896
Call me a fake and a phony Hmm.

2163
01:15:43,377 --> 01:15:45,037
I've even been socked a couple of times.

2164
01:15:45,378 --> 01:16:25,773
Well, let's make it three I Thought

2165
01:16:25,773 --> 01:16:32,255
in the face Haven't I been your

2166
01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:41,999
friend what happened to all my friends?

2167
01:16:56,045 --> 01:17:17,373

2168
01:17:17,373 --> 01:17:18,413
I Took care of my smoky.

2169
01:17:18,633 --> 01:17:20,074
Yeah, what'd you get him with that with

2170
01:17:20,074 --> 01:17:20,334
a left?

2171
01:17:20,574 --> 01:17:22,875
No, it was a ride like this Don't

2172
01:17:22,875 --> 01:17:23,375
be silly.

2173
01:17:23,496 --> 01:17:30,057
I've got a little punch like that I

2174
01:17:30,057 --> 01:17:37,421
Call a steam and hurry Look honey, I

2175
01:17:37,421 --> 01:17:40,122
gotta have yeah That's right.

2176
01:17:40,362 --> 01:17:41,822
Two seats on a one o'clock plane

2177
01:17:42,682 --> 01:17:43,163
Don't worry.

2178
01:17:43,302 --> 01:17:45,103
We'll make it All right, honey.

2179
01:17:45,204 --> 01:17:45,964
Check it and hurry.

2180
01:17:46,124 --> 01:17:47,365
Where are you going back where I came

2181
01:17:47,365 --> 01:17:47,605
from?

2182
01:17:47,724 --> 01:17:48,765
But I need a brain so when I

2183
01:17:48,765 --> 01:17:49,925
come up here in the first place, but

2184
01:17:49,925 --> 01:17:51,886
you've got to stay what for the chumps

2185
01:17:51,886 --> 01:17:52,926
Giving all the dough away.

2186
01:17:53,027 --> 01:17:54,227
What's left for smoky and me?

2187
01:17:54,307 --> 01:17:55,788
You think I'm gonna beat my brains out

2188
01:17:55,788 --> 01:17:57,708
making horse offers for nothing but stretches going

2189
01:17:57,708 --> 01:17:58,929
back to Duck Falls If you run out,

2190
01:17:58,968 --> 01:18:00,289
we won't have any smoky Calloway.

2191
01:18:00,430 --> 01:18:00,929
It's too bad.

2192
01:18:01,070 --> 01:18:01,750
Oh, no.

2193
01:18:01,870 --> 01:18:03,530
All right, honey We'll take off the airport.

2194
01:18:03,811 --> 01:18:04,571
Come on George.

2195
01:18:04,651 --> 01:18:06,092
You see senor was waiting and so's her

2196
01:18:06,092 --> 01:18:07,833
sister You think her sister like me?

2197
01:18:07,912 --> 01:18:09,012
She likes fried snails.

2198
01:18:09,113 --> 01:18:17,816
She ought to love you Operator this mr.

2199
01:18:17,836 --> 01:18:19,477
Fry, would you get my car, please?

2200
01:18:45,647 --> 01:18:46,647
Debbie what are you doing here?

2201
01:18:47,148 --> 01:18:50,209
I came to say goodbye Someone I like

2202
01:18:50,209 --> 01:18:51,829
well, you can save your breath.

2203
01:18:51,869 --> 01:18:53,370
He's not going anywhere smoky.

2204
01:18:53,450 --> 01:18:54,490
Just took a potter He's going back to

2205
01:18:54,490 --> 01:18:56,071
South America when stretch rise out there to

2206
01:18:56,071 --> 01:18:56,831
set up that foundation.

2207
01:18:56,831 --> 01:18:57,252
He's hooked.

2208
01:18:57,652 --> 01:18:58,592
You'll have to carry it through There's no

2209
01:18:58,592 --> 01:18:59,872
one left to do it for him.

2210
01:19:00,053 --> 01:19:01,233
What if we tell him the truth?

2211
01:19:02,093 --> 01:19:03,393
Maybe you won't want to ride out there.

2212
01:19:03,393 --> 01:19:04,714
Maybe you'll just want to go home.

2213
01:19:04,815 --> 01:19:05,374
Oh fine.

2214
01:19:05,675 --> 01:19:10,116
I'm Patterson and prior out of business What

2215
01:19:10,116 --> 01:19:13,698
do you want to do Mike Whatever you

2216
01:19:13,698 --> 01:19:20,281
think it might Stretch stretch wait There's still

2217
01:19:20,281 --> 01:19:22,581
something you've got to know smoky's gone quit

2218
01:19:22,581 --> 01:19:24,802
on his way to South America You can

2219
01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:26,083
still go back to Duck Falls in your

2220
01:19:26,083 --> 01:19:27,423
ranch But if you ride out there and

2221
01:19:27,423 --> 01:19:29,644
make that speech you're stuck You've got to

2222
01:19:29,644 --> 01:19:31,165
go on being smoky Calloway as long as

2223
01:19:31,165 --> 01:19:32,845
the kids will have you and you'll get

2224
01:19:32,845 --> 01:19:34,766
nothing out of it No money, no privacy.

2225
01:19:34,905 --> 01:19:36,286
No rest nothing at all except a lot

2226
01:19:36,286 --> 01:19:39,267
of hard work The gratitude of several million

2227
01:19:39,267 --> 01:19:42,728
children That's all you'll have waiting for you

2228
01:19:42,728 --> 01:19:50,692
stretch This That is if you don't mind

2229
01:19:51,813 --> 01:19:53,733
You know in these cowboy pictures the hero

2230
01:19:53,733 --> 01:19:54,894
ain't supposed to kiss a girl.

2231
01:19:54,953 --> 01:19:59,115
It's an unwritten law Reckon we could break

2232
01:19:59,115 --> 01:20:10,882
it just one Mr. Cowboy, you're on

2233
01:20:24,435 --> 01:20:27,056
It's wonderful dude, why didn't I think of

2234
01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:30,597
that smoky Calloway engagement rings, it's great idea

2235
01:20:34,239 --> 01:20:35,159
Where'd he go lady?

2236
01:20:35,279 --> 01:20:35,740
Where's mr.

2237
01:20:35,859 --> 01:20:36,380
Cowboy? Callaway

2238
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,240
What that away?

2239
01:20:53,000 --> 01:21:09,840
This Movie was made in spirit of fun.
and for contributions of western idols
of our American youth.

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01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:25,240
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01:21:26,305 --> 01:22:26,372
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