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<i>- Dee, do you want a hot dog?
- No. Buzz off.</i>

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- Dennis, dog?
- Get that hot dog away from me.

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You're gonna get hot dog grease
on my seersucker suit.

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Why'd you guys get so dressed up anyway?

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People get dressed up
to go to horse races.

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We're not going to a football game.

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You guys are gonna
look like a bunch schlubs.

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All right. Mac, you want a raw hot dog?

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- No.
- What? Charlie, you're eating 'em raw?

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Yeah. Mac and I are
doing, like, this raw-dog thing.

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- It's pretty cool.
- That's not what raw-dogging is.

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- It's not?
- It's a sexual thing, Charlie.

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Well, that's true, Frank.

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But in this case, it's a completely
different kind of raw dog.

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It's like this whole TikTok trend

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where people deprive themselves
of creature comforts

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while traveling somewhere.

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I don't...
I don't get the point of it.

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Well, the point is
it's about getting back to basics,

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before we were all pampered and soft.

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Well, you're gonna
be missing out, Mac.

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This whole experience is gonna
be about glamour, opulence,

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the majestic excellence of thoroughbreds
earthquaking down a track

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while we sip on mint juleps and eat
pimento cheese finger sandwiches

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amongst the Southern elite.

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Kentucky Derby, here we come.

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Whoops. Uh-uh.

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What do you mean "oops"?
What does that mean?

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We're going somewhere else.

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Somewhere else?
Frank, where are you taking us?

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{\an8} Oh, my God.
This place is a shithole.

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{\an8}What are you talking about?
This is great. The dog track, baby.

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{\an8}In hindsight, I should've realized
when we got those bus tickets,

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the Kentucky Derby is not held
in West Virginia.

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All right, let's stop bitching.
What do we wanna do?

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- Wanna go place some bets or something?
- This is so low class.

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All right, whatever. Let's, uh, get
some more raw hot dogs then.

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We'll jump on Mac's raw-dog thing.

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You're not getting it, Charlie.
I am the raw-dog in this situation.

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I don't wanna eat dogs,
watch dogs or be dogs, okay?

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This is not the classy vibe
I was looking for.

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Why are we here, Frank?

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Well, because this place is closing down,

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and I am a minority owner
of one of those hounds.

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- You own part of a dog?
- Yeah, 40% of Pennies From Heaven.

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Pennies From Heaven?

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God, if I was gonna be receiving
something from heaven,

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the last thing I'd want is pennies.

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- They're worthless.
- I gotta pop up to the owner's box

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to chop up
with the majority shareholder first.

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- So...
- Owner's box.

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Okay, I like the sound of that.

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Get away from this riffraff
before one of 'em stabs us.

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Might be able to get a decent cocktail
up there. Yeah, I'll do that.

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All right. Mac, you wanna go
place some bets, dude?

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That'll be fine.

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Well, let's do it. Come on, man.

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All right, how do we do this, man?

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Like, how do we know which dog to bet on?

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I guess we just pick the rawest one.

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Yeah, but how do we know
which is the rawest dog?

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You think there's, like,
a one-eyed dog or, like, um...

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Uh, I'm pretty sure
they're all gonna have both eyes, dude.

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- Yeah. That's what I'm worried about.
- You know,

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maybe we should ask
one of these mongrels around here.

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- They all look pretty raw to me.
- Get a pointer, right? Yeah.

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These are raw, raw people we're with...

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Look at that dude right there, man.

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That guy looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Who's rawer than that?

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He does. He does.
But, you know, his hair routine,

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that seems like a lot of effort,
and that is not raw, man.

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Yeah, there's a lot of primping involved.

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It's a lot of conditioner, blow-dryers.

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It's not raw to care that much,
yeah, yeah. What about this dude?

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I'm getting a Snoop Dogg vibe
off this guy, right?

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- Who's rawer than Snoop, man?
- Yeah, it"s... Nobody.

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Well, well, ever since he became
best friends with Martha Stewart

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- at the Olympics, that took a little...
- That was weird.

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- Took the dog out of him.
- That killed it for me.

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- Took the dog out of him.
- It killed it for me.

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This guy right there.

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- Check this dude out.
- Which guy?

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Kind of peacing out
against the door right there. He's raw.

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- What makes you say that?
- Well, he's not wearing shoes.

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Which is fucking disgusting.

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- Look at the ground.
- Ah! Dude. No, man. There's something raw...

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- Something about this man...
- There's nothing raw about that.

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No, I'm getting a good vibe.
You know, I can sense it like a dog.

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- Come on.
- I don't think you're understanding

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what I'm going for.

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Excuse me, um, sir.

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My friend and I are gonna place a bet
on the next race.

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We just don't know, like,
who's the good dog, you know.

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If you're sniffing around for a winner,
I'd bet my last bone on Squeaky Wheel.

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Runs real good after a rain.

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Loves a wind out of the southeast.

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Squeaky Wheel's gonna get the grease
if you ask me.

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- Squeaky Wheel. That's a good pointer.
- That your hot dog on the ground?

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Oh, sorry, dude. Yeah, I think
I was holding the bag upside down.

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I must've dropped it.

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You eating it?

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Uh... No.

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- It's raw though, just... just so you know.
- Oh, that's okay.

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Good luck with the race.

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Okay, yeah. Thanks a lot, man.

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Nice. That dude was great.
Let's place that bet.

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What are you talking about?
I-I think he's gonna eat that hot dog.

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- So what?
- A raw hot dog from the ground?

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- Oh, Charlie...
- Oh. Oh, Excuse me!

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- Oh. Oh, I can only eat foods served to...
- He was shoeless!

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- Did you see those feet?
- Oh! I have to...

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I have to have shoes on constantly. Oh!

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- I think he's very, very sick.
- You just...

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I'm following your raw-dog idea,

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and the second I suggest something,
you're shitting all over it, man.

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We're not taking the advice
of a shoeless hobo, okay?

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That guy was awesome, man. I don't know.

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- I'm trying to do your thing.
- His... His feet look like hams.

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He's sick. I think he's very sick.

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I do like the sound
of an owner's box.

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- Yeah, we're owner's box people.
- That's right. We belong here.

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- Oof. Little smoky.
- Oh, yeah. My eyes are burning.

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- That's the menthols.
- Uh, is it?

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- Hey, Frank. My man.
- Hey, yo! Hey.

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- How you doing, brother?
- I'm tits.

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This is Dennis, and this is Dee.
They're my kids, or whatnot.

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Okay. I see you all dressed up.

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We were led to believe
we were going to the Kentucky Derby.

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Yeah, we thought we were stepping into

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a little bit more of a classy affair,
you know.

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Yeah. I think you'll find the dog track
to be quite elegant. Menthol?

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- Yeah, no. Thank you.
- I'm good. I'm good.

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Uh, speaking of elegant,
let's talk stud rights.

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Got what you want right here, Frank?
Your 40%.

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- You did it already.
- Yeah.

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I was supposed to film that
for the Saudis.

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- Saudis?
- Yeah.

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Man, I don't do business with them.

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- What do you think they're talking about?
- You gotta do it again so I can film it.

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- Before a race? No way, Frank.
- Yes, before the race.

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- The milking's done.
- Yes, yes.

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I believe they're talking
about masturbating a dog.

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That's what I was worried about.

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- Um, okay, guys. Uh... We're outta of here.
- Mm-hmm.

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No, w-wait, wait.
The Saudis will pay big money for that.

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- Is that right?
- Yes, but that... that jar

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could have a-a border collie's jizz in it
for all I know.

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- Yeah.
- I got... gotta be sure.

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I got... Okay, what we should do,

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we could sneak down there,
and I could film you guys getting it.

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He wants us to get it.
We're not jerking a dog off, Frank.

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- That's not gonna happen.
- That's not something we're doing today.

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That's not the kind of day
we were looking to have.

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Okay, all right. You don't have
to help me with the dog.

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But don't take it out on the track.

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I mean, you can still have some fun.

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Why don't you put a bet on the first race?

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Here, here, I'll tell you what.
Put $10 on Squeaky Wheel.

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- I hate these stupid dog names.
- You too. Take this.

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- Here, well, you go too.
- I'm not gonna not take it.

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Holy shit, dude. They are fast.

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That is impressive.

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<i>Around the final turn.
Squeaky Wheel making a move.</i>

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Uh! Ah!

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- Whoa. Hey.
<i>- Down the stretch, here they come.</i>

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<i>It's Squeaky Wheel!</i>

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- Wha... Oh!
- Wow!

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Oh! Baby! Who won? Who won?

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- Squeaky Wheel by a mile, dude.
- We would've won, dude. Come on.

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We gotta go find that raw dog guy.
That's our guy. That's our dog, man.

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- Squeaky Wheel!
- Okay! Okay! Okay!

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- What'd I tell you, huh?
- Yeah.

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- How much do we win?
- $200 each.

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- Really? Oh, my God.
- What?

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Frank, I gotta tell you,
there's a real rush in this.

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- Anybody want a screwdriver?
- Yes. Yeah.

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Toss me one of those menthols too,
while you're at it.

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Yeah, gross.
Hey, Frank, when's the next race?

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Oh. We got a minute. What?
Were you looking for action?

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- Uh, maybe. Yeah.
- What do you have in mind?

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Rochambeau for a hundred dollars.

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- I'm in. Ready?
- Wait, what?

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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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- Rock beats scissors. I'm up 300 bucks.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Okay. I go, I go, I go.
- I'm up 300 bucks.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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Same one? Seriously, dummy?

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Pay me, bitch.

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I'll tell you what.
We'll go $500 each, right?

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- Right here. Ready?
- Absolutely, absolutely.

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I'll call this one. Ready?

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- All right.
- Uh-huh. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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I didn't know he was gonna do
the same one three times.

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Yeah, I guess we lost it all, didn't we?

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Is that it?

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- That's all right. We'll win it back.
- Yeah. We'll win it back.

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- Frank, what else... can we bet on, man?
- Okay.

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What number am I thinking of
between one and ten? A hundred dollars.

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That's a good one. Okay, yeah.

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- Seven.
- Two.

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Nope, wrong.

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- You owe me $100. Fork it over.
- Oh, shit.

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I don't know if we're gonna find
this guy, man. Maybe he just got lucky.

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Nah, this is the guy, man.

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This is... This is our raw dog.
Yeah, you know where he is?

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He's probably at the ticket window
collecting his winnings, right?

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I don't know.

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Wait a second.
Is that him down there on all fours?

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Is he foraging for more food?

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Probably just dropped his ticket
or something. Come on.

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- Let's go talk to him.
- All right.

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Excuse me. Uh...

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Sir, hi. I-I...
I don't know if you remember us.

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- We didn't get your name earlier.
- It's Sparky.

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What you looking for down there, Sparky?

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Corn nuts.

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See, dude? I told you
he was looking for food.

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No, not to eat.

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See, people drop 'em,
and they blow onto the track.

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Single corn nut can turn a dog's ankle,
ruin its career.

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Oh, so you're like a janitor here, man.
I do that too. It's actually pretty cool.

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No. I take care of the dogs.
But I do like to tidy up on occasion.

224
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,180
Like that hot dog that you found.

225
00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,264
Dogs appreciated that, by the way.

226
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,016
That's what you were doing.

227
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,602
Okay, all right.
But what's with the no shoes?

228
00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,813
Dog don't wear shoes, so why should I?

229
00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,525
I like to feel what they feel,
know what they know.

230
00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,694
Dog's a majestic creature.

231
00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,948
Ain't no coincidence
that "god" spelled backwards is "dog."

232
00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:41,705
Oh. Dude, I think I had you pegged,
like, all wrong. You are super raw.

233
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,165
- Raw?
- Oh, yeah.

234
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,875
My buddy and I,
we're doing a raw dog thing.

235
00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:47,461
Yeah, I'm trying to re-embrace
my raw dog nature.

236
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,837
Lately I've been feeling no joy.

237
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:52,049
I've overindulged.
I've been taking crazy risks.

238
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,635
I jumped off the top of a jungle gym
the other day.

239
00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,929
I went to a nightclub
and got really raw with it.

240
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,347
Had a bit of a scare.

241
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,683
I've been seeking my pleasures
through thrills and sexual conquests,

242
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,811
and I think I need to be more raw.

243
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,896
You know,
"raw" spelled backwards is "war,"

244
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,858
and you sound
like you at war with yourself.

245
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,194
This is blowing my mind.

246
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:15,197
Wow, dude, me too.
What else can you spell backwards?

247
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:18,742
Yeah, I feel like we could...
we could learn something from you, bro.

248
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,452
Y'all wanna learn the way of the dog.

249
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,829
- Yes. Totally.
- Yeah. Yeah.

250
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,414
- Could we, like, tag along with you?
- Let's do it.

251
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,208
All right. Yeah, by the way,
how much you win?

252
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,793
- Win?
- On your bet.

253
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,711
Oh, I don't bet on dogs.

254
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,880
Gambling can drive a man crazy,

255
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,092
make him do things
against his better nature.

256
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,554
Gambling will make you lower
than the lowest dog there is.

257
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,230
Yeah, come on, baby. Come on.

258
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,273
Whoo! Yeah!

259
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,608
- Give me that 18 bucks, bitch!
- He won 18 bucks.

260
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,943
I got your tie on that one.

261
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,695
No, give me the tie, Dee.
Come on, what are you doing?

262
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,530
- Give me 18 bucks.
- Roll for it then.

263
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,865
All right. Here you go.

264
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,326
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

265
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,996
- Whoo!
- Damn it.

266
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:04,913
- You're so dumb.
- Shit!

267
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,000
Louis, I'll give you this hat
for the dog siring rights.

268
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,168
- No dice, Frank.
- Come on.

269
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,627
Hundred grand,
you can go jerk him off right now.

270
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,087
- Oh...
- Guys, let's keep this classy.

271
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,505
Next bet. Next bet. Let's go.

272
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,383
- All even numbers, I get your jacket.
- No. Let's stick to cash, okay?

273
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,010
- You're not getting my jacket...
- You got no cash.

274
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,887
- I got $3 in my pocket. I got $3.
- You're out of money.

275
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,388
Ten bucks
you can eat that gum off the floor.

276
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,599
- I'll do it.
- No, no. What are you doing? Stop it. No.

277
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,559
Twenty dollars you rip Dennis's jacket.

278
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,020
No, I just wanna win my money back.
Don't rip the sleeve. Come on.

279
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,231
Goddamn it! You son of a bitch!

280
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,276
- Here you go.
- Thank you. Yay.

281
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,570
Dee! All right.
Rochambeau to get it tailored!

282
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:37,697
No problem.

283
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,407
- Suck it, bitch.
- Oh, God.

284
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,367
You gotta get that shit tailored.
You bitch!

285
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,369
- I like it like that.
- Yeah, it's better like that.

286
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,456
- It made it look better. Let's go.
- Next bet.

287
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,708
Yeah, man.

288
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,545
Some folks are
just chasing the wrong rabbit.

289
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,173
They're the one
is really running in circles.

290
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,093
Why are you spitting in the bowls?

291
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,596
Let's them know I'm the alpha.

292
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,890
Dude. That's sick, man.

293
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,434
I'm gonna start spitting
in people's beers at my job,

294
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,478
- Let them know, like, I'm the...
- Nah, don't do that though.

295
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,814
Goddamn mutt. Do you have any idea
how much money I blew on you?

296
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,650
Excuse me for a second, fellas.

297
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:15,859
We got a problem here?

298
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,611
I feel like I wanna be raw,

299
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:21,365
but every time he does something cool,
he then does something really raw,

300
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,532
and it kind of grosses me out.

301
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,660
You don't like
that he's spitting in the dog food?

302
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,871
No, I don't like that he expressed that
dog's anal glands with his bare hands.

303
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,665
Yeah. But I mean, like, look, dude,

304
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,875
you wanna be raw,
you gotta get your hands a little dirty.

305
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,211
Well, you don't got to
'cause there's gloves right there.

306
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,545
There were gloves right there,
weren't there?

307
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,381
Whoa!

308
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,758
Take it easy. Okay, okay, okay.

309
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,134
Well, he's got that dog in him.

310
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,886
- Take it easy.
- He's going full dog on that guy, huh?

311
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,514
Forget about it. Forget about it.

312
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,557
Wow. That was intense, man. Whoa!

313
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,434
Yeah, I'm sorry y'all had to see that,

314
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,104
but sometimes I'm just off my leash
and protecting my pack.

315
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,232
Yeah. Is that the... That's the one
you expressed the gland with.

316
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,316
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

317
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,987
Now, this dog here is hurt.

318
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,614
He can't race no more.
That makes him mine now.

319
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,699
So, you get to keep the dog?

320
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,410
Yeah, I get to take him home,
take care of him. I live right here.

321
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,786
In the dog kennel?

322
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,665
No, I wish. No, I live in a trailer
out in the parking lot.

323
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,332
Oh.

324
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,627
Come on, let's get out of here.

325
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,630
Before this place makes animals of us all.

326
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,133
Ready, set, go!

327
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,978
Keep going, keep going, keep going.

328
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,313
Oh, no.

329
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,526
Don't quit, don't quit, don't quit.

330
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,611
They're not gonna make it.
They're not gonna make it, Frank.

331
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:42,780
No, they're gonna make it.

332
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,407
No, no. Gag, gag, don't quit.

333
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,494
You haven't made your money back yet.
You haven't made your money back.

334
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,664
You haven't made your money back.

335
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,082
It's too much. It's too much.

336
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,043
Okay, my sister and I are out of here.

337
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,671
- You owe me 15K, Frank!
- Damn! Goddamn it.

338
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,339
- Ten bucks says they stay.
- I'll take that.

339
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,925
No, no, no. No more bets, goddamn it!

340
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,845
We've been degraded enough, Frank!
We're out of here.

341
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,889
Not classy! Not classy, Frank!

342
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,266
Not classy! Not classy!

343
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,685
Not classy!

344
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,895
That was bad.

345
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,980
It was just too far, Dee.

346
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,732
He turned us into the dogs.

347
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,445
You gotta stop, Dee.

348
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,489
Trying to stop, but the smell
of dog food on your breath...

349
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,115
- Okay, listen, listen.
- It's really bad.

350
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,039
I have a plan. I have a plan.

351
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,124
How we can get
our money back and then some.

352
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,251
- Double or nothing for our clothes?
- No, no, no.

353
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,587
We gotta be smarter than that, Dee!
We gotta be smarter.

354
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,090
We can't play their games anymore, okay?

355
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,675
We're gonna get our money back,
and we're gonna make even more money.

356
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,472
But we're gonna have
to do something pretty raw.

357
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,105
Come on, Sherlock Bones.
Let's go.

358
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,150
Well... this is my kennel.

359
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,568
Cool. Living at the dog track.

360
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,570
- That's raw, dude.
- Yeah.

361
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,280
Oh, uh...

362
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,783
Pardon the tarp, boys.

363
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,576
Dogs get a little messy
every now and then.

364
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,245
- Oh...
- And you're putting the dog's needs first.

365
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,915
- Yeah, right. He's thinking about the dog.
- All day. Man, you have opened my eyes.

366
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,960
You have spent your entire life giving,
and all I do is take.

367
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,003
- Yeah, you're big taker.
- Yeah, I am. I'm a bit of a...

368
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,338
You are too though.

369
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,883
But look, I-I-I feel like being raw
is putting yourself last.

370
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:27,969
And that's a good way to be.

371
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,595
Yeah, dude. Put yourself last.

372
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,890
And tarps, I mean, pretty awesome, man.
I might get a tarp for Frank.

373
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,183
What kind of breed is Frank?

374
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,727
Oh, Frank's a man.

375
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,688
- He's a man, human man.
- Yeah, he's human man.

376
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,648
- Human.
- But he's messy like a dog.

377
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,191
- Yeah.
- Um...

378
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,484
But he's a man.

379
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,574
Yeah. Anyways...

380
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,992
- Yeah.
- Um...

381
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,119
Hey, listen, man,
just thanks again for everything.

382
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,620
It's been an awesome day, and...

383
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,291
I'm... I'm really just so sorry
they're closing this place down.

384
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,876
They're doing what now?

385
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:04,504
Oh, you didn't hear?
Oh, this place is closing down, yeah.

386
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:08,426
I think there's not gonna be
any more dog tracks in... in America.

387
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,471
I did not know that.

388
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,725
Think somebody would've told me.

389
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:17,809
- Yeah.
- Oh, well,

390
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,936
I guess I'm always just the last to know.

391
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,022
Yeah.

392
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,647
All right.

393
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:27,652
Say, boys, you mind if I go spend
a couple of minutes with my thoughts here?

394
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,657
Yeah, no. Go take... take a minute,
and we'll hang here and...

395
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,160
- God, I feel bad that he didn't know.
- God, man. I feel so bad.

396
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,120
I can't believe they would
keep him in the dark like that, man.

397
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,789
You know what?
He's got such a great outlook on life.

398
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,250
- I bet he bounces right back.
- He definitely will.

399
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,504
That sounded like a gunshot, man.

400
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,298
It did sound like a gunshot. Do...

401
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,592
Do you think he shot the dog?

402
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,510
- Why? Why would...
- I don't know.

403
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,013
Maybe that's what he was talking about
when he says he takes care of the dogs,

404
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,681
like, he shoots them
when they can't race anymore?

405
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,475
- Is that a thing? That might be a thing.
- I don't know.

406
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,019
That might be why they're shutting down
all... all of these places over the country.

407
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,231
- 'Cause they shoot the dogs when they...
- Yes.

408
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,942
Oh.

409
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,694
Well, if he didn't shoot the dog,
what did he shoot?

410
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,281
- Oh...
- Dude.

411
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,326
He was feeling a little too raw.

412
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,536
Hey.

413
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,747
Hi.

414
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,958
- This is a crime scene now, right? Yeah.
- This is a crime scene, yeah.

415
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,960
- You know what, wipe our prints.
- Yeah.

416
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,879
We're thinking the same thing.
We gotta wipe the prints.

417
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,590
Let's just get out of here, man.
Let's just get out of here.

418
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,884
You wanna burn this thing down, or...

419
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:33,802
<i>Go, go.</i>

420
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,471
- Frank. Frank, we gotta go. Right now.
- There he is.

421
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,847
We gotta go. we gotta go.

422
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,391
There is a seedy underbelly to this place.

423
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,851
- Maybe a bit of a fingerprints situation.
- It's not good. Bad things happened.

424
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,186
There's definitely a fingerprint issue.

425
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,854
- We gotta go, dude.
- We gotta go.

426
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,149
We did it.

427
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,859
- Bitch!
- Why are you dressed like this?

428
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,069
Move past that.

429
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,153
Yeah, not now, not now.

430
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,863
We want our clothes. We want our money.

431
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,700
And we want 50%
of whatever the Saudis were gonna pay you.

432
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,661
- You did it?
- Oh, yeah, we did it, you son of a bitch.

433
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,955
- Prove it.
- No problem.

434
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,082
- I was hoping we weren't gonna show this.
- No, we're gonna do it.

435
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,585
- No, they're gonna see it.
<i>- Here we go.</i>

436
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,212
There we go. All right.

437
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:10,840
Go.

438
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:16,345
Hello, crown princes
and other honorable Saudis.

439
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,811
With much respect,
we present to you Pennies From Heaven.

440
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,730
Champion racing dog.

441
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:31,319
Let this video serve as proof
to show authenticity.

442
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:35,071
Oh, God. Okay, all right, here we go.

443
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,156
<i>Yep.</i>

444
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,991
<i>Yeah, get under him. Get underneath.</i>

445
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,576
Oh, my God, man.

446
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,411
Well, don't... Okay.

447
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,210
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

448
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,420
Shit.

449
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:54,675
They did it!
You owe me big time, Louis.

450
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,593
I won.

451
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,514
- Well done, Frank.
- Fork it over, baby.

452
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,725
- Nice!
- Easy. Easy.

453
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,561
- Oh, w-what's happening?
- I won.

454
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,812
- You won what?
- The bet.

455
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,857
I bet Louis I could get you guys
to jerk off a dog,

456
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,734
and you did it.

457
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,527
The Saudis. What about the Saudis?

458
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,197
I don't know no Saudis.

459
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,407
- I don't even own a dog.
- What are you talking about, Frank?

460
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:23,036
The only reason why we're here is
so I can bet on you.

461
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,705
You are my raw dogs, and you won.

462
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,875
No, no, we're here because
you wanted to bet on the dog races.

463
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:33,338
Dog races? I never bet on a dog race.
That's some low-class shit.

464
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,850
You guys raw-dogging it home?

465
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,562
Anyone like a corn nut?

465
00:19:49,305 --> 00:20:49,207
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