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[intro music playing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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[snoring through mask]

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You're not leaving, are you?

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I was hoping to.

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-Did I do something wrong?
-No, no, no, you're great.

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Last night was great.

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I'll definitely see you again.

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Carol?

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Uh, I just gotta go home and shower,
change my clothes.

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Shower here. Borrow something of mine.

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I don't wanna wear your clothes.

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Why not?

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No offense, but my tastes
are a little more cosmopolitan.

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What does that mean?

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I've lived in Chicago.

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Well, aren't you hoopty-doo?

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See, your clothes are great
for someone who says hoopty-doo.

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Please don't leave me.

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Oh, come on, Leanne!

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What happened to that strong-willed,
independent, southern woman?

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She got dumped. Now get into bed.

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Just curious, exactly how long
are we gonna be holed up in your bedroom?

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I don't know. A week?

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A week?

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How long did you stay in bed
after your divorces?

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I didn't. I hopped into other people's
beds like you're supposed to.

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[Tyler] Mom?

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Oh, Lord.
Maybe if we're quiet, he'll just go away.

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Up here, Tyler!

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Why?

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I'm not a good person.

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Hey.

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What's this?

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I've taken to the bed.

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And she's taken me with her.

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Are those for me?

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They are.
I thought they might cheer you up.

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Very thoughtful of you, my darling.

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Nothing for me.

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I didn't expect you
to be in bed with my mother.

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-You on your way to work?
-Yeah. Unfortunately.

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I know it's not an easy time
to be working with your dad,

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but he does sign your paychecks.

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Nora said the same thing.

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How is your lovely wife?

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She's, uh, she's…

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I love her.

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-Tyler?
-She is out of her mind.

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Honey, she's breastfeeding
and pregnant at the same time.

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-I know.
-[Carol] And that's on you, Tyler.

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Barely home from the hospital,

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and you jumped on her
like a hillbilly on his cousin.

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That's enough, Miss Chicago.

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He needs to go to work.

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Well, I just want you to know,
Dad and I are strictly employer-employee.

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You don't have to do that.

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I mean it. I'm Team Mom.

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-Love you.
-I love you too.

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[Carol] Mm.

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What are you smiling about?

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I get Tyler in the divorce.

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♪ Leanne ♪

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It's a beautiful day, Leanne.
You might want to consider enjoying it.

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Ain't nothing out there
but darkness and despair.

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[exhales]

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All I see is Mrs. Snyder
walking her two pugs.

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Darkness, despair, and two ugly dogs.

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Those are pretty.

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Yeah.

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Bill didn't believe in flowers.

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How do you not believe in flowers?

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He'd say,

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"What's the point of buying something
just to watch it die?"

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And yet you married him.

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I thought his quirks were charming.

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When he sneezes,
he actually says the word "achoo".

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And that's what put the cheese
in the trap for you.

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Not just that.
He was a really good kisser.

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Once I taught him
to close his eyes and get rid of the gum.

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Forgive me for being unsentimental.

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There might be
someone better for you out there.

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I don't want anybody else.

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I've got Mom and Daddy
and the kids and you.

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Mm. Well, someday you might want
to find a fellow to spoon with.

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Maybe do some forking.

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Where are you going?

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I'm going to make some coffee.

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What do you need your clothes for?

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I thought I'd change downstairs.

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And the car keys?

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Ugh! So close!

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[loud whirring]

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What on Earth?

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Josie?

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Oh, hey!

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What are you doing?

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Helping Mom. Her life's a mess.
Her house doesn't have to be.

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What are you on?

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Nothing.
Just normal prescribed medications.

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Yours?

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They are now.

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You know, Josie, when I was your age, I…

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Never mind, I can't do this before coffee.

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[bumper music playing]

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Oh, oh, don't drink too much.

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I don't want you falling asleep later on.

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If you catch my drift.

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Your drift?

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Whatever do you mean, lanky stranger?

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You know.

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No, I don't.

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Perhaps you should explain it to me.

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Well, uh, it is my intention to, uh…

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Shoot, Leanne,
you're making me embarrassed.

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Happy anniversary, darling.

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Oh, happy anniversary to you too.

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-[gasps] Eyes closed.
-Right, right.

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-Do you remember our first date?
-Oh, sure do.

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You pulled up in front
of my sorority house

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in that tiny little red Miata.

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-That was pretty badass.
-[chuckles]

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Your head was higher than the windshield.

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-You looked like Fred Flintstone.
-[chuckles]

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Well, that just makes you my Wilma.
Yabba-dabba-doo.

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[sighs] Should I check
on Bamm-Bamm and Pebbles?

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They're with your parents.
They're fine. This is our time.

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Can you imagine one day
we'll be taking care of our baby's babies?

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Absolutely. Till death do us part.

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[chuckling]

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[Leanne] "Till death do us part."

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I guess this means
I'm gonna have to kill you.

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[alarm beeping]

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Oh, Mama's emergency alert.

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-Mama's alert!
-[Leanne] I know!

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-Think it's another false alarm?
-We can't take a chance. We gotta go.

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Whatever busts me out of Sing Sing.

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Oh, look, Josie's here.

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[bumper music playing]

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Still not picking up.
Daddy, it's Carol. Call me back.

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He never checks his messages.
I don't know why we bought him that phone.

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Oh, you don't enjoy
the butt dials when he's taking a leak?

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Healthy stream for a man his age, though.

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-Why don't you try her doctor again?
-I already left him a message.

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What else am I gonna do?

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Let me ask you, has this whole thing
with Bill taken away your will to live?

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-Of course not.
-Then pick a lane!

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Sorry.

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I can't help thinking
one of these alerts are gonna be the last.

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I know.

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-Please, Lord, not today.
-Amen.

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[Leanne sighs]

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You know, Jim Benson called me.

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Help me out.

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Estate lawyer.
He always talks to your boobs.

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-Oh, right. Why'd he call you?
-I'm the executor of their will.

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-Of course you are.
-You want that job? You can have it.

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No, I don't want it.
I just want to resent you having it.

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She made some changes to her will.

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Oh, God, am I out?

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No, you're not out.

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She just saw a commercial on TV
about composting dead people.

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-No.
-Yeah, that's what she wants.

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So we're not gonna do
that whole Neptune thing anymore?

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No. She wants to be mulched.

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I don't know how I feel about that.

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I think it's kinda nice.

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Over time,
the body becomes part of the Earth.

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Maybe an apple tree.

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So you would eat an apple
that grew out of our mother?

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Well, maybe if she was in a pie.

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Or a fritter.

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Yeah, fritter works.

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[bumper music playing]

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We're looking for Margaret Hayes,
our mother.

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[Daddy John] Whose palm
do I gotta grease to get a damn doctor?

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Never mind.

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Oh, gosh, Mom, are you okay?

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It's my time.

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It's not your time.

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Don't you tell me what my time is.

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What happened?

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-She fainted onto the kitchen floor.
-You fell?

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Like a bird hitting a window.

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Still waiting on a doctor.

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John, give me your hand.

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What is it, darling?

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We're gonna meet up again in Heaven.

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But in the meantime,
you need a woman to take care of you.

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Now, you knock that talk off.

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Listen to me.
I want you to call Janice Davenport

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and get things going.

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Her husband ain't dead.

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Oh, he's dead. He just won't lie down.

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Mama, you're not done.

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And Daddy can do better
than Janice Davenport.

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-I came as fast as I could.
-What are you doing here?

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Mama's alert. Are you alright?

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[sobbing]

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[cries] Bill's here.
Everything's gonna be okay.

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Everything's not gonna be okay.

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We don't need you here.

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Leanne, what's gotten into you?

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You two have a quarrel?

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Oh no, did you?

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You didn't tell them?

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Tell us what, sweetheart?

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Nothing, Mama.

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This is not the time.

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We're here to focus on you getting better.
Isn't that right, Bill?

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Right. Focus, absolutely.

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Margaret Hayes?

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I'm here.

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For now.

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About time you showed up.

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Let him talk.

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Mrs. Hayes, your blood pressure is low,
which would explain the fainting.

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It looks like you're dehydrated.

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We'd like to keep you for the night
to get some fluids in you.

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-Oh no, I want to go home.
-Just do what the doctor says.

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I don't want to spend the night
in a bed somebody died in.

223
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Nobody died in the bed.
Isn't that right, Doctor?

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Well…

225
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Okay, this is what we're gonna do.
Mom and Daddy will stay at my house.

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Go over to their place
and pack an overnight bag.

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-What do you want me to do?
-You don't want to know.

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-Alright, we've got a plan.
-Mm-hm.

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Mama!

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It's alright, I'll wait here.

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Oh my God. Oh my gosh.

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-Mama, come back!
-Mama, please!

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Car! Car!

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[bumper music playing]

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Thank you.

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Comfy?

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I want to be in my own home.

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I'm sorry,
but it was this or the hospital.

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And nobody's died in this bed.

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You got the Netflix?

241
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Yeah, Daddy, I've got the Netflix.

242
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,805
-What about the Roku?
-No.

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Roku's got Rockford File.

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Where's Bill?

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He had to go back to work.

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Will he be home for supper?

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00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,065
Of course. Um, where else would he be?

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You just rest
and holler if you need anything.

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The Roku's got Rockford File.

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-You just promised them Bill for dinner.
-I know, I'm drowning in the lies. Ugh.

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You have to tell them
the truth eventually.

252
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And kill Mama? I don't think so.

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Hey, you greasy turd, I need a favor.

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[bumper music playing]

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[Daddy John]
See, what doctors don't understand

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is there's no more
powerful medicine in life

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than the healing magic of family.

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Oh, so true. Isn't it, Bill?

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Yep, yep, magic stuff. Achoo!

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Bless you.

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Tyler, where's your wife?

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Home with Bill Junior.

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-Is she too good to have supper with us?
-[Tyler] Of course not.

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This pregnancy's
just been really hard on her.

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Doctor put her on bed rest.

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[chuckling] Oh, phooey.

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When I was pregnant with your mama,
I put a new roof on our house.

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[Daddy John chuckles]

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Her water broke up there
and we didn't have a single leak.

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Leanne, you're awful quiet. You alright?

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Yeah, just enjoying family time,
you know, like you do.

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Precious moments.

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Bill, why aren't you eating?

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Oh, I'm trying to lose a few pounds.

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Why?

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Leanne loves you just the way you are.

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Tell him, Leanne.

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Oh, he knows how I feel.

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[blows]

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Got it.

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[whispers] This is crazy.

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[whispers] I left my body an hour ago.

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-Carol, wanna give me a hand with dessert?
-Oh, do I.

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Carol's single. She's the one
that should be counting calories.

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[Carol] Thank you, Daddy!

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Think anyone will notice
if I get in the car and leave?

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This was your brilliant idea.

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Forgive me for trying
to keep our mother alive.

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The longer you put it off,
the worse it's gonna get.

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Oh, I know. When she's strong enough,

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I'm gonna tell her what a lying,
cheating snake her beloved son-in-law is.

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She does dote on him, doesn't she?

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[dramatically] "Oh, Bill's here.
Everything's gonna be alright."

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Do young folks
even have wedding albums anymore?

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Or do they just
look at pictures on their phone?

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All young folks are idiots.

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Thank you, Grandpa.

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What are you thanking me for?
I just insulted you.

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Look how handsome you were
on your wedding day, Bill.

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, all that hair.

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You looked like
a stalk of celery in a blue tuxedo.

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-Yeah, that was the look back then.
-[soft chuckle]

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And how beautiful was Leanne.

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Oh, Tyler,
did you know you're in this picture?

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Oh, Grandma, I don't think that I am.

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Your mama wasn't showing,
but you were swimming in there somewhere.

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So I was a mistake?

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-We were gonna get married anyway.
-Still a mistake.

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What's going on?

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Oh, Mama found your wedding album
and we're reminiscing.

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Of course you are.

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-I think God hates you.
-[exhaling]

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I just want to attend one more wedding
before I return to the soil.

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Mom, I'm not looking to get married again.

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I'm talking about Josie.

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She just has to find a man
as wonderful as her daddy.

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That shouldn't be too hard.

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Alright, this is enough.

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What? Wh-what's wrong?

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A lot. Everything.

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It's time to be done with all this lying.

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And I'm sorry for making you kids join in.

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Oh, it's okay, Mom.

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No, it's not. I'm damaged.

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What's going on?

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I've been trying to wait
for a good time to tell you,

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but there's no good time.

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And I hope y'all
can all take this in with some grace.

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Bill and I are splitting up.

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-Oh, Lord!
-[thud]

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[alarm beeping]

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[bumper music playing]

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Here you go.

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-Thank you.
-You hear anything yet?

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No.

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-What are you doing?
-I'm going to wait here with you.

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You don't have to do that.

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Yeah, I do.

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No matter what's going on
between you and me,

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it doesn't change
how I feel about your parents.

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Thank you.
I'm sure Mama will appreciate that.

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Leanne, you and I
are always going to be connected.

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We've got children. Grandchildren.

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So the only thing you're dropping is me?

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Look, our lives may be going down
different roads, but I'll never drop you.

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You may not want to hear this,
but I'll always love you.

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[end bumper music playing]

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[closing theme music playing]

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♪ Leanne ♪

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♪ Leanne ♪

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