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[upbeat theme music playing]

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[lively music playing]

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Starting to feel like there's
a church bake sale every other week.

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I hope this one's to raise money
for diabetes because we are ground zero.

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This is apple pie. It's healthy.

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That's what you said about apple brandy
when we were teething.

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Mom, do you have any
of my bridesmaid's dresses in your closet?

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Hm. The last time I had a size 2
in my closet was never.

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Look at all these beautiful gowns.

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You want to buy one?

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I'm selling them on eBay
or I'm burning them for fun.

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-How many weddings have you been in?
-I've lost count.

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All anyone around here does
is get married and have babies.

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Oh, that was the best time of my life.

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Enjoy it, because soon it'll just be
hormone replacement and colonoscopies.

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Your turn's coming, Josie.
You're just a little bit behind.

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It's not like growing boobs, Grandma.

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Those'll come too.

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I'm still waiting for mine.

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You know, this blush pink is
the exact color I wanted for my wedding.

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One of my biggest heartbreaks
was not having my special day.

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We know.

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You and Daddy had to do it at City Hall
before he got shipped out.

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Grandpa and I had to go to City Hall
before he shipped out…

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On his way to Vietnam.

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…on his way to Vietnam.

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I still have my wedding book

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with all my plans, the colors,

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the music, the food.

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I wanted a white wedding cake
with pearl trim.

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Real pearls, not those candies.

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-Can one of us leave?
-Go ahead.

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And I was gonna have my hair up
in a beehive like Priscilla Presley.

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And I wanted a little peau de soie,
French heels.

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And, uh, maybe a sweetheart neckline.

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No, I'd have to have like
a Merry Widow bra for that, though.

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And then I could also have
some sweet peas in my bouquet

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because they smell so sweet,
hence the name.

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And maybe have those…

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♪ Leanne ♪

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[bumper music playing]

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Quick question.
Do your gums always bleed when you floss?

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-No.
-Okay. Mine neither.

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Doesn't it break your heart

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seeing how sad Mama gets
when she talks about not having a wedding?

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Not really. She pulls that story out
once a year. It was due for a lap.

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Where's your romance?
Weddings are magical.

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Yeah, you're right. Weddings are a blast.
It's marriage that blows.

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Well, there was a time when I would have
argued with that, but I married Bill.

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All right, good night.

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Remember how beautiful
Tyler's wedding was out in the backyard?

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As I recall, you took to the bed

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because your precious baby boy
was leaving you for another woman.

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I came downstairs.

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Eventually.

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Yes, and when Tyler said, "I do,"

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you whimpered like you got your foot
caught in a bear trap.

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Well, despite all of that,

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it's a day everyone still talks about,
and I just hate that Mama didn't get hers.

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Mm.

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I'm thinking…

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Don't.

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-What if…
-No.

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We throw Mom and Daddy
a wedding right here?

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Oh, come on.

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It'll be fun.

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You always say that. It never is.

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They're not gonna be here forever.

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Oh, here we go.

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Won't you feel guilty if you could've done
one small, wonderful thing for them,

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and you didn't?

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Why do you always have to save the day?

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It's what I do.

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No, it's what we do,
'cause you always drag me into it.

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I'm hearing "yes."

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I just came in to ask
about my bleeding gums.

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I can't believe
you girls are doing this for us.

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I'm confused. We're already married.

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I know, Daddy,
but you didn't have a real wedding.

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Well, the city clerk stamped our license
and we went and got a bucket of chicken.

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What's not real about that?

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That's great, Daddy.
Finger-lickin' romantic.

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I finally get to have my big day.

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It was my idea.

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I was looking at the calendar,
and I thought we could plan it for spring.

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Oh, that's so far away.

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We don't even know
if we're gonna be breathing next week.

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Good point. No wedding.

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We'll do it Saturday.

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Saturday as in next Saturday?

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Uh-huh.

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Look at you, Miss Saving-the-Day.

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That's a lot to pull together
in such short notice.

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Well, don't dangle a dream in my face
only to take it away.

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Saturday it is.

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Carol, fetch me my wedding book.

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It's on the shelf next to Banjo's ashes.

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-Oh, I miss Banjo.
-Best dog.

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I got my gallbladder removed.
Should I do that again too?

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Only if it wasn't everything
you've always dreamed of.

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Hefty little sucker.

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It's got all my wishes
that never came true.

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-[Carol chuckles]
-Oh, wow, Mama. Very thorough.

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I'll tell you right now,
I ain't wearing no monkey suit.

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Yes, you are.
And apparently with a top hat.

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This day just gone to hell.

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Roy Orbison live might be a little tricky,

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considering he's not.

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But we can definitely do a barbecue.

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Bill can do it.

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What?

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He did such a wonderful job
with Tyler's wedding.

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That's true, and everyone
still talks about that day. Mm!

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I really don't want my ex-husband there.

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Well, you're not the bride.

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I am.

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Is there an age cap on bridezillas?

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[bumper music playing]

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[indistinct chatter]

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It's at Leanne's house.

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All are welcome,
but we're getting hitched.

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We are hitched. Paws off, Bernie.

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Good Lord, I've unleashed the kraken.

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She's inviting the entire congregation.

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Remind me.
How many people were at Tyler's wedding?

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Thirty-five.

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Ugh!

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It's gonna be like Woodstock with walkers.

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-Hi, ladies.
-Hey, Mary.

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I'll buy a Dutch apple

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and be over tomorrow so you can
show me where I'll be performing.

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Performing?

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Well, your mother has asked me to sing
"Music of the Night" from Phantom.

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And I'll bring my fiddle
for some ambiance during crowd load in.

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If you're taking requests,
I love "Devil Went Down to Georgia."

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Oh, you would.

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Josie, I hear you're
gonna be the flower girl.

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What?

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What?

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Well, at least you're not the bridesmaid.

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Flower girl? I'm 30 years old.

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Thirty already?

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And still single. Mmm.

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[whispering] It's okay.

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I know.

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Okay, see you tomorrow.

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[vocalizing]

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Want to take her to the parking lot?

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I'll hold her down.
You can stomp on her fiddle hand.

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Josie, come over here.
I want to show off my flower girl.

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Can we take Grandma
to the parking lot too?

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-Did you tell Tyler he's ring bearer?
-No, I don't have time for that.

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I'm officiating the ceremony,

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and so far all I've got is,
"Please be seated."

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Carol, we need more flyers.

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Kraken.

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[bumper music playing]

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[Leanne] Y'all know what's at stake.

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We've got a 60-year-old dream
in the making.

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Hearts are on the line,
one with a pacemaker.

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I know I got us all into this,
but I will get us through it.

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It's a vow renewal.
We're not taking out Bin Laden.

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Leanne's right. We are a family
that works well under pressure.

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We are no longer a family,
but yes, we do work well under pressure.

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Tyler, what's your position?

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Secure chairs and tables from the church.

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And?

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Say it.

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Carry rings on a small velvet pillow.

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Get to it.

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Josie.

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Hair and makeup for the bride.

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And throwing petals.

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Good, and get all that moping
out of your system

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because come Saturday
you will be smiling like the corn queen.

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Huh!

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Bill.

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The grill master is in the hizzy, yo.

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You're a white middle-aged man, yo.

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I'll have my setup in the garage,

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where pork butts will be getting deeply
injected with my proprietary hog butter.

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That how you got Faye pregnant?

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You gonna give me a hard time
about "hizzy," but that's okay?

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Just go.

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-Carol.
-I'm waiting for the florist.

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Well, I'm here.

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I was just afraid to come in
during that speech. [laughs]

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Hey, Stephen. I'm Carol.
We spoke on the phone.

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This is my sister, Leanne.

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Pleasure to meet you.

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Oh, thank you so much
for doing this job on such short notice.

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It is an honor.
I never get these kinds of opportunities.

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He's a funeral director.

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What?

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I had three days.
You should see his website.

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He's a wizard with casket sprays.

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Oh, thank you.

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The botanicals speak.
I'm just a good listener. [chuckles]

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Have you ever done a wedding?

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Alas, no.

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But don't be spooked.

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Death may be my trade,

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but love and florals
are where my passions truly lie. [giggles]

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You are concerned. I see that.

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I'm sure you're very talented,
but we've got a demanding bride

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expecting a blanket of blush roses
covering my yard.

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And I can deliver that in any situation.

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I have always been known
to adapt and pivot.

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Who doesn't love a funeral director
with a catchphrase?

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So are we good?

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Yeah, okay.

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You won't regret it.

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This is gonna be so much fun! [giggles]

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Happy tears. [laughs]

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Now, where's the memorial--

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Oh, boy. [chuckles]

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Where's the ceremony taking place?

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Oh, right out here in the backyard.

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Oh, above ground! Wonderful! [chuckles]

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[bumper music playing]

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Mama's all tucked into bed.

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I think it's sweet she doesn't want Daddy
to see her the night before the wedding.

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I guess.

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At least we talked her out of having
that bachelorette party at the strip club.

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You know the top-shelf dancers
are not working brunch.

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[chuckles]

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So how's your "dearly beloved"
coming along?

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Okay, listen to this.

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"Thank y'all for coming."

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"Today is proof that Tinder really works."

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Then I point at Mom and Daddy,
laugh, laugh, laugh…

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What?

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That's kind of soft.

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I mean, I would open with the story

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of when you walked in on them
doing it in the recliner.

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Carol, that took me years
to get over that.

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Okay, go with Tinder.
But you've been warned.

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Admit it, aren't you a little glad
we decided to do this for Mama?

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Yeah, we did kind of slay
her wedding book.

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I know. We checked almost every box.

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Yeah. No doves, but plenty of old crows.

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See, now there's your laugh, laugh, laugh.

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Was I this demanding when I got married?

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I still have the petticoat and parasol.
Does that answer your question?

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It was a theme wedding.
I still think you might wear it someday.

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Sure, if I'm ever nannying
little British children.

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I can't look at this speech anymore.
I'm gonna have to go to sleep.

248
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:08,436
Quick question, when you brush your hair,
does a lot come out?

249
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,897
-No.
-That's it, I'm getting a multivitamin.

250
00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:16,861
[bumper music playing]

251
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:21,240
The key with agave is if you
don't control the heat, it gets brittle.

252
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,242
The key with me is I don't care.

253
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,037
-What are you doing with my chairs?
-We're a few short.

254
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,914
No one's getting grass ass on my watch.

255
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,959
You could've said "fanny,"
but I like your hustle.

256
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,005
Daddy, you're wearing that hat.

257
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,674
The hell I am. I look like Mr. Peanut.

258
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,761
It's the bride's wish.
Happy wife, happy life.

259
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,180
Have you learned nothing
in all these years of marriage?

260
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,265
Aha, so you admit we're married.

261
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,893
It's just one day.
Can't you give her this?

262
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,979
I gave her 60 years.
That should count for something.

263
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,898
Just wear the darn hat!

264
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,693
I don't know
what we're gonna do with that man.

265
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,571
He'll snap out of it
after he gobbles my pork.

266
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,784
Yeah. I heard it.

267
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,995
-So how's Mama doing?
-Good.

268
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,080
She's got a mimosa,
Josie's doing her makeup,

269
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,207
we're right on schedule.

270
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,209
I could use a mimosa.

271
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,877
Daddy, you want a mimosa?

272
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,295
Speak English.

273
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,841
I'm gonna say it, I do not know
what she sees in that man.

274
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:27,056
Hey, everyone! Big day! Big day!

275
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,183
Hey, Stephen. You're right on time.

276
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,684
We have a little hiccup.

277
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,770
How little?

278
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,356
It would appear that my vendor
sent us the wrong order.

279
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:36,941
We have no flowers?

280
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:40,069
No, we do, it's just the arrangements
that were delivered

281
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,197
are for a slightly different occasion.

282
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,740
Who died?

283
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:47,660
That occasion.

284
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,119
Oh, my Lord!

285
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,454
I am so sorry.

286
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,539
It's a sign.

287
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,998
No, it's not. Sit!

288
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,378
The grill quit on me.
I got 40 pounds of raw pork.

289
00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,506
No amount of hog butter
is gonna get me out of this jam.

290
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,383
They're saying rain,

291
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:03,926
but I don't buy it.

292
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,761
Who's saying that?

293
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,804
I'm going home.

294
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,055
-Sit!
-Sit!

295
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,226
Okay, everybody needs to just calm down.

296
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,771
We're gonna adapt and pivot.
Isn't that right, Stephen?

297
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,189
Yes.

298
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,274
Louder!

299
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:22,027
It's just a catchphrase!
I saw it on a yogurt lid!

300
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,404
Mary.

301
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:27,783
♪ I'm here ♪

302
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:30,786
Never mind.

303
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,874
Carol, we need full access to Mary's grill
and every rose in her garden.

304
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,542
Not my Princess Di's.

305
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:37,751
You'll get two songs.

306
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:38,836
Follow me.

307
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,756
[bumper music playing]

308
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,972
Freeze, old man.

309
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:54,101
I got a glue gun with three sticks in it.
You feeling lucky?

310
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,439
Any chance you got more mason jars?

311
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:01,108
We're Southern. Of course we do.

312
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,611
I think we might pull this off.

313
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,987
We make a good team.

314
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,196
We do.

315
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:10,075
And may I say, what you're doing
for your folks is very moving.

316
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,078
In my field, I spend a lot of time
listening to people weep

317
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,247
over the shoulda, coulda, wouldas.

318
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,083
Thank you, I just wish my daddy
was more enthused.

319
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,377
Oh, maybe he's got cold feet.

320
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,755
He might. I hid his shoes.

321
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:27,760
I swear, if he leaves her at the altar,
I'm throwing that top hat on Bill.

322
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,386
She loves him more anyway.

323
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,765
Oh, Bill the caterer?
Oh, he's cute. [chuckles]

324
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,308
He's my ex-husband.

325
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,768
Oh, I hate him.

326
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:38,896
Uh-oh.

327
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,982
The walker-and-cane parade has started.

328
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,776
They're too early.

329
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,278
Well, It's two o'clock.
They're ready for dinner.

330
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,658
It's refreshing for me.
I don't usually see them in action.

331
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:55,996
Ooh. The widow Tidwell has a plus-one.
She bounced back real quick. [laughs]

332
00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:00,376
[bumper music playing]

333
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,753
[Mama Margaret]
I can't believe I'm the bride.

334
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:04,713
You look beautiful.

335
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,465
-Like a princess.
-Oh.

336
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,511
I feel 20 years old.

337
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:14,056
Well, that makes you ten years younger
than the flower girl.

338
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,352
How's my groom doing?

339
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,021
-Super psyched.
-Great.

340
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,817
Don't lie to me.
I know he hates all of this.

341
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,026
And I don't care.

342
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,361
[chuckles]

343
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:31,073
You girls have made my dream come true.

344
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,366
Mama.

345
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,660
Don't get us crying already.

346
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,662
I'm not doing your makeup again.

347
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,289
Carol, take Mama downstairs.

348
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,000
-But don't let Daddy see her.
-Okay.

349
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,045
Enjoy your last few steps
of freedom, Mama.

350
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,216
You want to hook up with Pat Boone,
you better get on it.

351
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,098
Oh, let me help you with that.

352
00:16:56,932 --> 00:17:01,145
I know you're sick of being in weddings,
but one day it'll be your turn.

353
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:05,315
[scoffs] No offense,
but the whole "marriage, kids" thing…

354
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,900
Ooh, hard pass.

355
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,404
Well, maybe not now, but you're young.
You've got time.

356
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,406
Not ever, Mom.

357
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,909
But I get why you think that.
It's what everyone here does.

358
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,328
Well, not everyone.

359
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,457
Although you would have adorable babies.

360
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,834
Not gonna happen.

361
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,253
Okay, if it's not for you,
it's not for you.

362
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,213
This town isn't for me.

363
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,215
What does that mean?

364
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,178
I think I'm ready to make a move.
Try something new.

365
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,096
I need to get out of Knoxville.

366
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,725
Oh, felt good to say that out loud.

367
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,268
Thanks, Mom.

368
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,398
[poignant music playing]

369
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,695
[music fades]

370
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,532
I've taken three showers,
I still smell like meat.

371
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,451
Stop flirting.

372
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:03,916
Okay, here you go, you two…
cuties. [laughs]

373
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,418
This is humiliating.

374
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,045
You get to just stand there.

375
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,506
I have to toss… popcorn?

376
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,508
I could not spare a petal.

377
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:21,975
Daddy, it's time.

378
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,227
[grunts]

379
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,312
I'll go get Mama.

380
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,732
I ain't going out there.

381
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,443
I've been saying it all day,
but nobody listens to me.

382
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,404
[in gruff voice]
You'll do as you're told, young lady.

383
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,574
Sound familiar?

384
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,120
Ow!

385
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,832
Oh, sorry. [chuckles] I'm not used
to pinning these on the living.

386
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:51,088
Oh, sir, I have been instructed
to put this on the groom.

387
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,840
-Who are you?
-[nervous chuckle]

388
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,924
I'm…

389
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,677
the wedding florist.

390
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,056
Daddy, let's get this hat on you.

391
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,057
I'm not wearing it.

392
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,768
Why can't you just pretend
to enjoy it for Mama's sake?

393
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:09,565
Because as far as I'm concerned,
our wedding day, however simple,

394
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,859
was the best day of my life.

395
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:19,616
It's things like that that make me want
to marry you all over again.

396
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,578
-Wow.
-Really?

397
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,204
Big wow.

398
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,209
Let's go get married.

399
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,174
Don't forget your vows.

400
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,551
Oh, we don't need those.

401
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:41,471
That's the one thing that we got right
the first time around.

402
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,350
Oh, no, blush pink!

403
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,102
Oh, perfect!

404
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,855
You got all that at Mary's?

405
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,982
And a quick run to the Kroger's.

406
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,944
Just waiting on a go.

407
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,405
We're ready.

408
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:03,827
[Mary playing gentle tune]

409
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:11,074
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410
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:17,174
[sighs] What is it about weddings?
They always make me cry.

411
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,383
Me too.

412
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,636
-Bill?
-Yeah?

413
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,721
We gotta talk about something.

414
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,640
Is it the meat smell?

415
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,228
Never mind.

416
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,145
You sure?

417
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:31,897
I am.

418
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,357
Then shall we?

419
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,864
[music ends]

420
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,283
Where did the newlyweds go?

421
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,619
They're in your car making out.

422
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,123
Worse things have happened
in that back seat.

423
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,334
But not many.

424
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,382
Oh, you angel. You didn't have to do that.

425
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,342
I'm Southern. Of course I did. [chuckles]

426
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:08,433
Now, I've been to enough funerals to know
when someone's putting on a brave face.

427
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,559
You want to talk?

428
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,605
It's my daughter.
I think she's gonna leave home.

429
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:19,486
I know she's an adult, but I've already
been through so much change this year.

430
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,570
[Stephen softly] Mm…

431
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:26,368
Well, sometimes people leave
before we're ready.

432
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,787
But they're never really gone.

433
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,415
They're always right here.

434
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,251
Funeral talk?

435
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,253
Yes, I'm so sorry. [laughs]

436
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,880
-It's okay, you pulled it off.
-Oh!

437
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,133
Adapt and pivot!

438
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,595
They're doing more than just making out.

439
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,433
I'm gonna have to sell that car.

440
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,643
[end bumper music playing]

441
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,567
[closing theme music playing]

442
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:04,948
♪ Leanne ♪

443
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:27,679
♪ Leanne ♪

444
00:22:28,305 --> 00:23:28,636
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