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[upbeat theme music playing]

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[bumper music playing]

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[Josie] I got my room assignment
at the farm.

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I'm Bunk 11, Barn 4.

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You're gonna be sharing a room
with ten other people?

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You should talk.

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You and 24 other sorority girls
all jammed into the Tri Delt house.

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We were all on diet pills
and drank Tab. We fit fine.

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-You want to hear about the collective?
-Sorry, go on.

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We're up at 4:00, picking vegetables.

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And then we wash them or something.

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And then we sell them off a truck in town.

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You won't help me in the garden,

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but you'll go pick carrots
on some communist farm in California?

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-I knew you wouldn't get it.
-I think what you're doing is cool.

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Thank you.

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I just don't understand why you need
to be roughing it in the wilderness.

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She's 12 miles from SeaWorld.

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Great, so there's sharks.

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My flight's booked.
You better wrap your arms around this.

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-Collective vegetable farm.
-[chuckles]

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That's just code for being in a teepee
on that ayahuasca.

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I did that once.

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Talked to a goat.
Had a revelation about you.

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But let's stick to the topic.
[clears throat]

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What am I gonna do?

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You're gonna let her go.

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But California?

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Ew.

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Do they even have churches out there?

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♪ Leanne ♪

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[bumper music playing]

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What's all this?

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Josie's gonna need
some of my survival gear.

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She'll be out in the middle of nowhere.

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I mean, San Diego doesn't even have
a football team.

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How did this happen?

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Well, the NFL holds a gun to these
cities' heads for a new stadium--

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I'm talking about Josie, you dumb giraffe.

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Well, you did smother her a bit.

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Excuse me? This is my fault?

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Oh, come on, Leanne. She's 30 years old.

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She still comes over to do her laundry
and steal toilet paper.

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And at 35, we'll cut her off.

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Are you kidding me? At her age,
we already had two babies and a mortgage.

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And we lived happily ever after.

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-Last time I checked, we both raised her.
-Where are you headed?

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Going to lunch with Andrew.

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[scoffs] That clown still in the picture?

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He is. Are you still having a baby
with our dentist?

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Enjoy your lunch.

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[bumper music playing]

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Gotta warn you, FBI cafeteria food

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is still just food sweating
under a hot orange light.

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Oh, I'm loving this.
I've got my meat loaf, my carrots,

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and I'll be swapping out my milk
for your pudding cup later.

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[chuckles] This is a bit like high school.

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-Do y'all have cliques?
-Oh, sure.

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Lab techs are the nerds.

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Hostage Rescue, they're the jocks.

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And Criminal Forensics, they're…

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sort of our goth kids.

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Where do you fit in?

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I'm prom king 'cause I'm here
with the hot cheerleader.

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Oh, should we make out later
behind the bleachers?

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We could,
but there are cameras everywhere.

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Seriously, Madden?

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This is where
you bring your girlfriend to lunch?

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It was her idea.
Leanne, this is my partner, Gomez.

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Nice to meet you.

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[gasps softly] You're Gomez?

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Vanessa. Can I sit with you?

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No, we're on a very romantic date.

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It took me a year to get this reservation.

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Don't be silly. Of course. Sit.

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Well, thanks.

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I dropped the Rodriguez file on your desk.

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[Andrew] I'll get to it later.

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[sighs]

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So you're the Gomez
that was tied to Andrew

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in the trunk of a Cadillac for 12 hours?

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Face-to-face on a bumpy road.
Bleh. What a nightmare.

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It will be from now on.

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You should know,
this guy talks about you nonstop.

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He does?

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"Leanne's an amazing mother."

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"Leanne loves dancing."

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"Leanne threw the shot put
in tenth grade."

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Oh. What an odd list.

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I'm proud of you.

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So what made you go into the FBI?

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Were you discovered at the mall?

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I got recruited at Princeton.

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Mark your bingo cards, people.
We got Princeton in there nice and early.

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-I have a degree from UT in psychology.
-[Vanessa] Mm.

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-Are you a therapist?
-I'm a mother, so yeah.

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Leanne's daughter's
about to move to California.

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Oh, we know California.

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You remember that case where we got stuck
in that hotel for two months?

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This one with the 30-minute showers
and hogging all the towels.

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I had to dry off by doing jumping jacks.

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Where in California?

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Um, San Diego.

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She'll be fine.
I'm sure she's levelheaded.

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It's just the wild ones
you have to worry about.

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What?

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-You gonna eat that pickle?
-Mm-mm.

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So, do you have a husband? Kids?

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-Husband?
-Nope. Just married to my work.

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Longest relationship
I've ever had is with this guy.

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Ten years?

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Eleven! [scoffs]

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He always forgets our anniversary.

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[bumper music playing]

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Are we out of white wine?

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Gomez is a woman!

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No!

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Who's Gomez?

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Andrew's partner. She's gorgeous.

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It's like Sofía Vergara and Salma Hayek
had a baby together

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and it grew up to be
a really sexy Penélope Cruz!

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Hold on. Picturing. Picturing.

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Oh my God.

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She rolls her R's
like a kitten curling up in your lap.

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Ugh!

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There's no sexier accent,
except maybe Irish.

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Ooh, I just hear that brogue,
immediately it's pants off.

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Remember that story where he was carrying
his partner ten miles out of that canyon

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because of the snake bite?

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I was picturing something
like Saving Private Ryan,

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not Fifty Shades of Gomez!

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Calm down.

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He would have done the same for you.

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How? With a helicopter and a cot?

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When I left him, he was gonna
meet her for squats and a swim.

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Any chance you're making more out of this
because you're so wound up about Josie?

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Oh, Josie's gonna die in San Diego.
You could see it in their eyes.

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[bumper music playing]

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[woman over speaker] You are exactly
where you're supposed to be.

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-[serene music playing over speaker]
-You are perfect in every way.

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The light in you
radiates with everyone you meet.

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Hey, you. How are we doing?

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-Better.
-[music stops]

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-Bubble bath help?
-Uh-huh.

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Tea and meditation?

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Yup. Apparently,
I'm the light that radiates.

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Good.

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-I was acting crazy.
-A little bit.

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And why? She's pretty. Big whoop.

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Exactly.

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At least she was nice.

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Would have been worse
if she was a butthole.

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Nothing worse than a gorgeous butthole.

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They're partners. That's all.

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Right. It's not like they're lifeguards
and she's emerging from the ocean all wet,

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the sun glistening
off her perfectly tanned skin.

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She's not a lifeguard, is all I'm saying.

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You googled her, didn't you?

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I had to see
if a sexier Penélope Cruz existed.

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It does.

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-Am I in trouble?
-No!

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I've seen the way
Andrew looks at you. He's locked in.

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Thank you. I needed that.

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What picture did you see?

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Ugh. Her cadet photo.

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She makes standing in front of a flag
in a polyester suit look like porn.

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Andrew and I have a date tomorrow.

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I don't know how I'm gonna act around him.

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Hey, you are gonna channel
your Miss Knoxville pageant days.

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Remember the four C's?

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Cool, confident, composed…

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and cutlets in my bra.

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I bet they don't teach that one
at Princeton.

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Ugh!

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[bumper music playing]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Okay.

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A few ground rules before our first movie.

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I'm a popcorn hog.

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I point out the exits. There and there.

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And I have a nervous tick.

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I laugh at the sad parts.

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I wish I'd known before I picked a movie
about a man whose dog gets cancer.

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[laughs]

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You see? We're gonna get some dirty looks.

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So it was nice having lunch the other day
and getting to see the cafeteria.

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If that impressed you, there's an Ikea
in Nashville that you're gonna love.

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I also enjoyed
getting to meet Agent Gomez.

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She gave you a big thumbs up.

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Said I finally found a girlfriend
who isn't crazy.

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Yeah, that's me.

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Just curious, why didn't you ever mention
that your partner was a woman?

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I thought I did. Does it matter?

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No. It's cool. I'm cool.

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It's just y'all spend a lot of time
together in very interesting situations.

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-You're not jealous.
-Of course not.

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Well, good, because next week we're
going undercover as a married couple.

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-What?
-It's work. We've done it a million times.

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You're gonna be doing jumping jacks
in a hotel room again?

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You are jealous.

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Put yourself in my shoes.

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If I was working with a hunky,
shirtless guy…

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Shirtless? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

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Our relationship is purely professional.

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You're telling me when you first met
there wasn't a little something-something?

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I was her supervisor.

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But you're still a man.

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Oh my God.
Do I need to take a lie detector test?

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Would you?

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I can't believe you don't trust me.
I take my work very seriously.

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And I'm insulted that you think

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just because I'm a man
and she's an attractive woman

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that I can't see her
for the excellent partner that she is.

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Now, are we gonna sit back
and watch this dog die or what?

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[upbeat music playing over speakers]

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So right now
your boyfriend's at a stakeout

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pretending to be married to another woman?

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Andrew's just doing his job.

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And you're okay with it?

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I am.

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I trust him.

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Well, you trusted Bill,
and look what happened.

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-[gasps] Becca!
-Well, I'm just saying.

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Men can be pigs.

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Nuh-uh. My Jerry
never looked at another woman.

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Fine. I get that you trust him,

227
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but what about Agent Hot Cha-Cha?

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Nothing more attractive
than an unavailable man.

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Oh. You'd know. You stole every one
of my boyfriends in high school.

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Even Randy wasn't safe,
and he had teeth like a walrus.

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That's what I'm saying.
I understand the mind of a hot woman.

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We want it all.

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Even if we don't want it,
we still think it should be ours.

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You should really come back
to my Bible study group.

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-Did you make it coed yet?
-No.

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Pass.

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Can't we all just talk
about something else?

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How's Josie? She still joining that cult?

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[music fades]

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Don't let Becca get in your head.

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What if she's right?
What if Andrew's cheating on me?

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I don't think that's happening.

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I can't be made a fool again.

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I've never seen you jealous before,
and I gotta be honest.

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It is super unattractive.

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Great, now I'm losing
the personality war too.

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That's all I had left.

248
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,434
I mean, I'm the one who was
always obsessive, doing drive-bys,

249
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,645
stalking the boys until their parents
would call Mama and Daddy

250
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,273
and force one of us to change schools.

251
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,234
Well, if I knew where this stakeout was,

252
00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,029
I'd go full Carol
and stake them out right now.

253
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:01,947
Aw.

254
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,408
I think you're falling in love.

255
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,118
You take that back.

256
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,872
I know this wasn't the plan,
but that's what all this looks like.

257
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,958
Wrong. What I have with Andrew is fun.
I'm just having fun.

258
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:16,045
Oh, yeah. You've been a real hoot lately.

259
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,548
[bumper music playing]

260
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,675
Shouldn't Josie be here by now?

261
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:25,846
Yup. I hope it's a sign
she's decided to bail on the whole idea.

262
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,556
That would be on brand.

263
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,851
-First time I'm rooting for her to fail.
-Mm.

264
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,394
That's not true.

265
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,897
Remember when she made her own deodorant?

266
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,984
That was the worst Thanksgiving.

267
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,365
-Hey.
-Hey.

268
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,951
-Josie not here yet?
-No.

269
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,870
-Think she's bailing?
-Fingers crossed.

270
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,247
We just did this.

271
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,707
Call me when she gets here
so I can say goodbye.

272
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,545
So…

273
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:58,963
So.

274
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,466
Sort of glad we, uh, have a minute alone.

275
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,177
I was thinking about the other day
and what I said.

276
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,556
I shouldn't have blamed you
for Josie leaving. I'm sorry.

277
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,726
Well, I appreciate that, but I'm sure
I've done my fair share of smothering.

278
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,730
Yeah, but I'm the reason
she's soured on marriage and family

279
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,941
and wants to get out of Knoxville.

280
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,150
I'd love to blame you,

281
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,404
but we both know Josie's never
been a fan of anything traditional.

282
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:26,031
Well, didn't help
that I blew up our lives.

283
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,658
I mean, it changes a person.

284
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,785
It certainly changed me.

285
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:31,579
Well, I don't know.

286
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,039
You and Mr. Wonderful
seem to be doing fine.

287
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,209
Actually, we're not.

288
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:42,131
I've been all spun out,
and he didn't even do anything wrong.

289
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,258
But I'm afraid he will because you did.

290
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,386
I don't know what to say.

291
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,431
I've never been a jealous
or distrustful person

292
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,099
until you cheated on me.

293
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,019
I hate being like this.

294
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,439
I'm so sorry, Leanne, but…

295
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,484
please don't let the worst mistake
I ever made change you.

296
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,447
Next to losing you,
that'd be the biggest regret in my life.

297
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,198
[door opens]

298
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,826
I know. I'm late.

299
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,120
Couldn't find my passport.

300
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,833
California's in America.

301
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,502
For now.

302
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,840
[bumper music playing]

303
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,137
Don't forget,
text me when you get to the gate.

304
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,055
Mm-hm.

305
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,891
Text me when you get to the plane.
Text me when you take off.

306
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,894
Text me when you land.
Text me when you get in your Uber.

307
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,896
And text me when you arrive at the farm.

308
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,981
Guys, I'm gonna be fine.

309
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,441
This is a good thing.

310
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:45,569
I know. I just remember carrying you
in one arm like a football.

311
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,656
We love you so much.

312
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,324
Love you too.

313
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,827
Get ready to have a whole lot
of fresh radishes coming your way.

314
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,288
Dad, I don't know where you live,
so I'll send it to Mom's.

315
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,291
Great, another excuse for him to stop by.

316
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,334
Thank you.

317
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,087
All right, I gotta go.

318
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,838
Last hugs. No tears.

319
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,883
-All right, you be safe.
-Aw.

320
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,969
-I love you.
-I love you, baby.

321
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,053
Bye.

322
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,180
Whoo!

323
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,473
[Bill chuckles]

324
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,227
She's really doing it.

325
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,980
-You know what? I'm proud of her.
-Me too.

326
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:25,442
Oh. She's going the wrong way.
Gate 11! Gate 11!

327
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,027
She thinks you're waving.

328
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,445
Gate 11!

329
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:33,742
Wanna go cry in the car?

330
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,953
Yeah, let's go cry in the car.

331
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,666
[bumper music playing]

332
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,547
When I said I'd take a lie detector test,

333
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,133
I thought it might be something fun
we could do alone.

334
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,638
Maybe with strawberries and whipped cream.

335
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,017
He is telling the truth.

336
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,604
Is my husband in heaven?

337
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,358
It's not a Ouija board, Mary.

338
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,654
Am I the prettiest girl in this room?

339
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,572
No!

340
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,992
And I'm telling the truth.

341
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,828
Let me handle this.

342
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:22,041
Agent Andrew, do you have a girlfriend?

343
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,042
Yes.

344
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,877
He is telling the truth.

345
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,879
And is her name Leanne?

346
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,630
Yes.

347
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,216
And do you love her?

348
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,885
Mary!

349
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,013
Yes.

350
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,893
He is telling the truth.

351
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,439
Everyone get out!

352
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,316
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355
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356
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:28,524
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