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But most of all, I'm disappointed in
myself for not standing by my ideals.

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But you don't get points

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for fixing a problem that you
caused in the first place.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm so sorry.

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This is the week that you definitely

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sign off on a replacement actor

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for Big Bear.

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Don't you dare touch those.

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I just need one of them to come in,
nail it, and save my life.

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Well, I could always move out.

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I think that would be good.

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(AUSSIE ACCENT) Have you got time
for one more little audition?

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Do you have...

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Your book.

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Am I right?

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An Autistic Guide To Britain.

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By Austin Hogan.

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Yes, we've got it in two spots -

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local authors and so-called diverse.

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How many do you want?

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I'm pleased you stock it,

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but I haven't come to
buy that particular book.

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Do you happen to have anything
on the subject of love?

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Alright, who sent you?

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No-one. Was it my mother?

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I'm here of my own volition.

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Then why are you asking me about love?

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I'm seeking a guide to love and
how to win the heart of another.

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It's a path that I haven't
really travelled well

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and I fear may have caused upset.

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Are you OK?

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No.

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Not since 2017.

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Melissa Blythe, roller derby
captain and destroyer of my heart.

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I'm sensing a wound that's yet to heal.

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Six months of bliss and then
not even an auf wiedersehen.

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She just skated off into the distance

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on her dusty pink double wheelers.

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Turns out some people are really
funny about swastikas on crockery.

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Tell me about it.

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I vowed in that moment...

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(WHISPERS) ..never again.

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Fiction or non-fiction?

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Non-fiction.

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Well, it's all fiction, isn't it?

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Because love is a lie.

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Follow me.

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Alright, we've got gardening produce,

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gardening produce, feelings,
feel-ups and fun times.

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Guide to romance, how-to books, dating.

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Oh.

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"Mastering The Romantic Comedy".

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Perfect.

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Is it though?

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"All rom-coms begin with two lovable leads

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"who meet under unusual,
humorous or cute circumstances."

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Hmm.

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Oh, no. Snowy,
you've got your claw stuck in that net.

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Let me help you.

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OK, that's great.

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And now I'm going to add
the dramatic complication.

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You want to rescue Snowy,

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but you also need the toilet.

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Love it.

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Oh, Snowy, let me help you.

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Oh, oh, oh, I need a wee!

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That's it. This is the essence of Big Bear.

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OK, I want you to bottle that.

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We're going to go back to scene
one from the very beginning

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and bring that wonderful Big Bear energy,
that...

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Great! That is so great. I am loving...

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We'll just hold it there a tickety-boo.

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Ingrid, could I, um...

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Two minutes, guys.

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Agatha, this is my rehearsal room,
and that is deeply disrespectful.

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I am not feeling it at all.
Oh, are you made of stone?

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Crabs. What?

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And clams.

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Do we really want to tie
ourselves to crustaceans?

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Crabs are non-negotiable.

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Is there a Logie in crustaceans?

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I don't know what that is. I don't think so.

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I am so bored. Oh.

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And if I'm bored,

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then the kids are going to be eating
their way through the furniture.

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Do you know what I'm saying?

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Agatha,
this isn't even a scene about a crab.

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This is a scene about love.

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It's about how you can't always put others'
needs before your own,

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or you may have an accident.

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I don't know what Big Bear wants.

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What Big Bear wants, Agatha,
is to go to the toilet.

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I think it conforms beautifully to
Aristotelian three-act structure.

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Mmm. Wow, that is great.

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That's so great and wonderful,

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but this is really more of a top-tier chat,

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so we'll just...

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No, that is interesting,
because Big Bear goes to the toilet,

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and he learns about the
toilet and about himself.

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It's archetypal.

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Yes, Snowy the Crab is the
Virgil to Big Bear's Dante,

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leading him through the
hell of toilet training.

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Onto the paradise of brand-new,
big blue, big boy, big bear pants.

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See? Yeah.

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Yeah, I didn't see that.

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I just saw a bear miming wetting his pants,
so...

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Yeah, I was miming holding it in.
There's a difference.

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It wasn't clear.

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Yeah, well, look, we do...

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The co-creators do not do excretion comedy.

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I mean, at least so far as I understand.

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Yeah, OK, OK. I'm just gonna...

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I'm just... Hey, I'm just spitballing.

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Spitballing.

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What if there was a murder?

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Sorry, did you say murder?

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That way we'd hook the
audience in straightaway,

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and there'd be one less puppeteer to pay.

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So...?

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Agatha, you're not a story person, are you?

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No, not a story person,
but I do think that it raises the stakes.

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Yeah, well,
this Big Bear believes in what we're doing.

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Mm? Oh, my God.

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(LAUGHS) Oh, my God.

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# Big Bear, he's blue and he's brave. #

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You know the song?
Are we really singing now, or...?

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# Big Bear is gonna have a parade... OK.

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# Big Bear doesn't... # (GROANS)

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Are you OK?

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I don't feel... Oh, my word.

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I suddenly feel very hot.

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It's... It's... It's your fur.

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I know it's faux, but it feels so real.

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Boss, could I take a short break?

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes, be free.

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(SOFTLY) Oh, God. Ingrid! Control yourself.

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It's a family show.

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(EXHALES HEAVILY)

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You've had your nose in that for an hour.

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What is it?

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A Guide To Romantic Comedies.

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Hallie and I have already done chapter one,
The Meet Cute.

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I need to get to chapter 10,
Happy Resolution,

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while somehow missing out All Is
Lost and Long Dark Night Of The Soul.

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I decided that those chapters are optional.

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Mel, you should have had that book

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when you were dating the foreign minister.

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Yes.

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Why'd you split up with the minister, Mum?

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He's handsome, successful and charming -

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all the things people say they want.

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Too good to be true.

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No, the reason was...

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Sometimes things just aren't meant to be.

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Very profound and also incredibly vague.

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Well, it's the best you'll get out of it.

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Don't give up, Mum.

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There's hope for us all.

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Maybe you're heroine type C,

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mature lady who finds love

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just after she gives up on
the whole rotten business.

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Austin's right.
There's plenty more fish in the sea.

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Actually, it's estimated that
over 90% of global marine stocks

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are now fully exploited or overfished.

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A more modern analogy
would be something like,

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"Plenty more chickens at the megafarm."

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Marnus,
lover of Haley and overrated franchises.

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(BOTH SIGH AND GROAN)

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How's your love life?

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Difficult. How about you?

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Mm... Pretty good, yeah.

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I'm sleeping on a camp
bed in my son's bedroom.

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My wife's kicked me out of my Airbnb

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and replaced me with a pile of paper.

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And she seems to be falling
in love with someone.

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And that someone just happens to be, um...

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Yeah, no complaints.

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Do you want some tips from this?

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It has a lot to say

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about how humans create and
sustain romantic relationships.

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Ay-yay-yay.

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Austin,
you don't want a manual for your love life.

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You know, just be yourself.

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Is it really as easy as that?

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Yeah, you know,
you follow someone else's rules,

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it's like wearing a mask, isn't it?

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You know, it's like trying to be
someone or something that you...

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Yeah, second thoughts, stick with the book.

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What does it say you should do next?

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It says that the male lead often
gets the female lead's number

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and gives her a call.

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Sounds about right. Incorrect.

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You can tell that this book wasn't written

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by someone from my generation.

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We never make phone calls.

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If I phoned Haley,
she'd assume it was either a pocket dial

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or news of a fatality.

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So message her instead.

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You know,
impress her with your wit and wordsmithery.

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And no sexting.

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I'll do that.

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Without ever saying 'wordsmithery'
and certainly no sexting.

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She replied.

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Told you.

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Well, that's a bust.

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Do not be disheartened, mon fils.

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You want to know a secret?

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I asked your mother out 10
times before she said yes.

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15!

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And I only agreed then because
I was both drunk and bored.

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Mum,
have you been listening to our conversation?

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No, no, she hasn't.

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And nor have I.

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Austin, if you do any sexting,

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you're going to be in so much trouble.

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I'm a grown man, Mum.

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But there will be zero sexting.

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I'm quite partial to a nude myself.

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Although you have to work up to it,
is what I'm saying.

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Start with a leg...

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Alright, Dad. Dad!

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00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,280
(BOTH SIGH AND GROAN)

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00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,760
May I?

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00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,920
Oh, yeah. Tea, please, would be amazing.

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Ah, shall I'll give you a hand with that?

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Sorry, could you? Uh, yeah, thanks.

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Well, at least you tried.

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Just like Big Bear would.

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(LAUGHS)

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OK.

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Can I just say how much I respect the fact

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that you stay in the Big Bear costume
all the time, even in the tea break?

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Well, when I'm Big Bear,
I like to stay Big Bear.

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When I'm on set,
I only eat berries and trail mix.

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There you go.

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Thank you.

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I don't want to weird you out, but I just...
I so value our connection.

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It just feels so special.

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Do you believe in soulmates?

244
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,120
Wow. (LAUGHS)

245
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,960
That is a big swing from trail mix.

246
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,760
Yeah, I mean, I don't believe in...

247
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,960
Well, actually,
I've always believed in soulmates.

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00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,760
I thought I'd married my soulmate, actually,

249
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,400
but it turned out I confused
soulmate with egomaniac.

250
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,000
That's understandable.

251
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:23,800
Is this guy, is he, uh, bad bad,
or just a bit of a plonker?

252
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,800
Probably just a bit of a plonker.

253
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,160
Mm.

254
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,920
Wouldn't want to hurt him.

255
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:33,680
Well, uh, we bears value loyalty,
unless someone is a total dickhead.

256
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:40,320
But a plonker? Well,
sometimes a plonker deserves a second chance.

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OK.

258
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,400
Oh, hello, Agatha.
Let's get back to it, shall we?

259
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,280
Spit spot.

260
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,040
Haley, you're very quiet today.
What's the matter?

261
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:59,920
I, um, I broke up with my boyfriend,
so I'm just trying to figure out

262
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,080
when to give him back his
Star Trek memorabilia.

263
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,120
Oh, oh, exciting.

264
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,040
Well, you can't "cling on"
after the love is gone, can you?

265
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,000
(LAUGHS) Oh, yes. (LAUGHS)

266
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,440
Why did you split up with Marnus?

267
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,000
Was he too much 'tribble'?

268
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,440
(BOTH LAUGH)

269
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,840
Better to be a 'sulu' player.

270
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,800
(LAUGHS)

271
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,120
No?

272
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,120
OK.

273
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,640
Oh, we've discussed this, Austin.

274
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,640
Men who read alone in cafes do
not look complex and alluring.

275
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,720
They look like members of a cheap
Notting Hill reenactment society.

276
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,360
Hola, Greta.

277
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,760
I've been expecting you.

278
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,200
What is it?

279
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,680
Mastering The Romantic Comedy?

280
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,400
That's not in my plan.

281
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,960
Is that so?

282
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,440
Well, I don't follow your plans anymore.

283
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:50,160
There's no easy way to say this,
Greta, but I'm leaving you.

284
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,480
What, do you mean me-me?

285
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,640
Or agency-me?

286
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,360
There never really was a me-me.

287
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,760
But I was your wife.

288
00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,800
Were you?

289
00:12:58,800 --> 00:12:59,840
We were never married.

290
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,040
Your work wife.

291
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,160
Is that even a thing?

292
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,520
Yeah, it's a thing.

293
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,040
And it meant something to me.

294
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,040
Yeah, well, my quest for connection

295
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,320
has led me to the ultimate love paradigm,

296
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,720
which is this.

297
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,200
As much as I appreciate the fact

298
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,640
that you taught me a lot
about self-confidence,

299
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:20,360
ultimately you have been a negative,
chaotic influence on my life.

300
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,720
Yeah, fine.

301
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:22,960
I don't need you.

302
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,400
(SCOFFS) I could make
anyone here into a star.

303
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,120
Her. Him.

304
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,120
Huh?

305
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,440
Maybe not him.

306
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,600
Yeah, I'll look out for your
books in the bargain bins, Austin.

307
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,160
And I want custody of the YouTube channel.

308
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,400
And I'm taking this.

309
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,760
What?

310
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,200
(CLEARS THROAT)

311
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,960
Huh.

312
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,560
Hi, uh, Foreign Minister Keeds

313
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:51,160
requests two boxes of staples
and a ream of high gloss A4.

314
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,400
On it.

315
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,560
No need to wait.

316
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,720
Tell him I'll bring them up myself.

317
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,280
Unless he wants to come down,
like he usually does.

318
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,120
Oh, I think he'd rather keep things
clean and professional from now on.

319
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,320
He doesn't need to fetch his own stationery.
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

320
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,680
Mm. Of course.

321
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,120
You know, he's a reasonable and fair man.

322
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,200
Which is why he'll make a great leader.

323
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,640
Yes. Yes! (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

324
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,640
(LINE RINGS)

325
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,960
Ingrid. Hi.

326
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,160
Hi. Hi.

327
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,640
I'm sorry I missed your call.

328
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,920
I thought I'd give you a
call and see how it's going.

329
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,480
Oh, it's going quite well now.

330
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:31,240
But, Heidi,
can I ask you a bit of a sensitive question?

331
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,960
Yeah, of course. I'm a very sensitive woman.

332
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,600
Do you remember when we went out for
that rather drunken lunch in Soho?

333
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,400
And you told me you had had,
I can't remember what you called it,

334
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:44,440
but was it a burries phase?

335
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,720
Yes, I recall.

336
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,040
Just a glorious few months, really.

337
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,000
It's a whole sensory thing, that fuzz.

338
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,760
How do you know if it's kind of your thing?

339
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,880
Did you ever fancy Simba from The Lion King?

340
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,560
The child lion?

341
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,680
No, late teens.

342
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:06,160
I mean, it's hard to tell,
but he was definitely legal in lion years.

343
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,960
I'm pretty sure about that.

344
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,360
But, hey, Agatha tells me that you
have finally found a lead actor.

345
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,600
Yeah, we have.

346
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,520
Our new Big Bear is just extraordinary.

347
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,400
He has the most incredible touch.

348
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:21,400
He emanates a kind of feral
energy and smells of the woods.

349
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,680
You fancy Big Bear, don't you?

350
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,600
No, Heidi, don't be ludicrous.

351
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:34,240
That would be like fancying my own child,
which is not allowed, is it?

352
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:38,480
Because I created Big Bear,
with a small amount of input from Julian.

353
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:42,000
But visually, Big Bear is mine.

354
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,160
Well, look, Ingrid,
we both know it's only fur deep.

355
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,440
So, you know, who's the actor underneath?

356
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,240
I mean, who is he or she or they?

357
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,680
You know, it's later in life, you know.
Branch out.

358
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,280
It's a he.

359
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,280
And I don't know.

360
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,000
He never takes his suit off.

361
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,720
Well, you're going to need to find out,
aren't you?

362
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,800
For the sake of your sanity

363
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,760
and for the red-blooded
woman underneath there.

364
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:05,760
10% blue blood, but yeah, I am aware.

365
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,640
Be fulfilled, Ingrid, you know?

366
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,000
Julian has always held you back,

367
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,840
and I don't want to speak ill of the
professionally dead and all that,

368
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,000
but...

369
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,480
Oh, are you not, um...

370
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:19,040
I mean,
maybe you're not properly done with Julian.

371
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,240
I've got to go, actually,
Heidi, because I'm a boss now,

372
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,720
and I've got lots of people
depending on my opinion about stuff.

373
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,840
Great.

374
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,480
(SOFTLY) Who are you?

375
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,840
Dad. Austin, what are you doing here?

376
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,360
Delivering these chilled drinks for Haley.

377
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,280
She said it was hot.

378
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,960
And judging from your
extremely moist appearance,

379
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,080
I can sense that there's some
kind of issue with the AC unit.

380
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,360
Well, that is a very kind gesture.

381
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,360
Yes.

382
00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,520
But Haley doesn't want to meet with me,
so it is kind but futile.

383
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,560
I'm sorry, mate.

384
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,000
Is that something you got from your book?

385
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,480
Has it gleaned any other pearls of wisdom?

386
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,240
There can't be a relationship
without vulnerability.

387
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,000
And you need an eccentric
best friend for comic relief.

388
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
Big Bear?

389
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,720
Um, yeah, look,
I can't help you with the vulnerability,

390
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,000
but how's this for eccentric best friend,
look?

391
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:23,200
See the light through yonder
production office breaks.

392
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,800
Thy true love splitteth up with Marnus,
and now is thy chance.

393
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,000
Uh-oh.

394
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,040
This means that my kind gesture

395
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,720
will make it look like I'm taking advantage.

396
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,520
She'll think I'm leaping on her
unhappiness with these drinks.

397
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,520
No, no, no. Don't overthink this, you know.

398
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,960
Just go and put them on her desk.

399
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,600
Do you ever overthink things?

400
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,360
Sometimes, and then sometimes,

401
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,760
I don't think things through quite enough.

402
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,200
Yeah, clearly.

403
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,600
(PHONE DINGS)

404
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,640
So it did work!

405
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,800
(GRUNTS)

406
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,720
That's it, Snowy Crab.

407
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:21,440
Whether you've got paws or claws,
keeping fit is fun.

408
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,320
(GRUNTING)

409
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,320
Ow!

410
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,080
Shit! Sorry, everyone.

411
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,120
Not a very Big Bear word.

412
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,760
I seem to have lost my head.

413
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,880
(LAUGHS)

414
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,280
Do you want a hand?

415
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,680
I think it's the Velcro.

416
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,200
I'll see if I can fix it.

417
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,920
Oh, it's just around there.

418
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,400
I got this.

419
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,200
Oh, no, you...

420
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,320
No, I... I went to art school.

421
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,800
Very practical.

422
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,880
Are you OK?

423
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,160
I can't get this bloody thing on right.

424
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,160
Oh.

425
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,600
(GRUNTS)

426
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,880
(GRUNTS)

427
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,640
(BOTH EXHALE HEAVILY)

428
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,200
I think that might need a stitch.

429
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,640
Do you want to take off the costume?
I can't.

430
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,040
Not with you here.

431
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,680
Oh, I'm so sorry.

432
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,360
Yes, of course, there's rules about
this kind of thing for a reason.

433
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,400
Boundaries.
'Me too', it's terribly one-sided.

434
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,640
It's not that.

435
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:22,080
No, but I am much more powerful
than you in this situation,

436
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,640
and I would not want to abuse that.

437
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,040
I should really go somewhere else.

438
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,120
No, no, no.

439
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,160
As the exec in this situation, I will leave.

440
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,920
Really, it should be me who leaves.

441
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,840
No, no, don't be silly. I'm leaving.

442
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,160
I've left.

443
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,400
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

444
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,600
(GRUNTS)

445
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,120
(ROARS)

446
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,240
Dad?

447
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,320
(GASPS)

448
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,120
What are you doing here?

449
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,000
You might as well leave that off, Dad.

450
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,120
OK. What will it take?

451
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,360
Hm? Money, our house?

452
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,520
Name your price.

453
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,680
For what?

454
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,040
To not tell Ingrid.

455
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,640
But you're deceiving her.

456
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,040
I am fully and constantly aware of that fact,
Austin.

457
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,120
So you must confess.

458
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,520
I can't. Why not?

459
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,320
Because it'll be the end of us.

460
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,480
She'll go ballistic.

461
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,720
Well, you can't be in that costume forever.

462
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,800
You're not Big Bear.

463
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,000
Yes, I am.

464
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,960
Big Bear is my creation,
with a small amount of input from Ingrid.

465
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,320
Have you seen what's happening
out there on that floor, Austin?

466
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,080
It is electric!

467
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,840
When I'm him,
I'm more me than I am when I'm me.

468
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,680
That is very theatrical, Dad, even for you.

469
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,920
So deal with it!

470
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,800
See, that is my problem with
multiverse-based franchises,

471
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,840
because when somebody dies,
it doesn't really matter.

472
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,320
Because they can just bring in a
spare one from another dimension.

473
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,800
Yes, exactly.

474
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,760
I mean,
don't even get me started on Spider-Man.

475
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,600
There's too many Spider-Men.

476
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,080
And Batman.

477
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,240
Or Batmans.

478
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,640
Hey, android voice,

479
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,120
create a reminder for correct plural of
'Batman'.

480
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,120
Done.

481
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,880
I suppose you're wondering why I
asked you to join me for a beverage?

482
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,600
Um, I guess so we all can stay hydrated?

483
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,160
Not just that.

484
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,440
I like you.

485
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,760
As a person, Haley.

486
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,280
I like you as a person, Austin.

487
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,320
Thanks.

488
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,560
I was wondering if you'd like to
embark on a romantic journey with me,

489
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,880
given that you're now free of the
corrosive influence of Marnus.

490
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,000
That sounded bitter.

491
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,320
Forget that I said that.

492
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,640
It's OK.

493
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,240
Um... I don't know.

494
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,080
It feels kind of soon.

495
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,480
Um...

496
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,200
I find you very attractive.

497
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,800
So I'd like to move the conversation
forward to establishing parameters.

498
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,480
(LAUGHS) OK.

499
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,600
Um, what do you mean?

500
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,760
You probably have life goals beyond
being a production assistant, right?

501
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,520
And it would be reassuring
for me to know about them.

502
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,360
I'm a public figure who
is hungry for success.

503
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,840
I'm very driven.

504
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,120
You deserve honesty.

505
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,560
So you may have to cope
with me being away a lot.

506
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,560
Right.

507
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,720
And you don't think that I'm driven?

508
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,920
Rom-coms are often based on unlikely matches,
like Lady And The Tramp.

509
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,320
Sorry, wrong way around.

510
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,520
Anyway, you can't really help
who you fall in love with.

511
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,040
I think you can.

512
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,360
Have I made a faux pas?

513
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,400
I actually thought that you had changed,
Austin.

514
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,440
I have!

515
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,240
I'm saying I still want you despite
all the inconvenient things.

516
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,760
Oh, those inconvenient things,

517
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,840
like my lowly career and
my lack of life goals?

518
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,720
I really didn't mean to offend you, Haley.

519
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,560
Please allow me to rephrase my offer.

520
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,560
I think you were pretty clear just then,
Austin.

521
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,960
It's all about what you
want and what you need.

522
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,680
It sounds like you're following
some kind of weird life/love plan.

523
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,280
So when were you going to ask me about me?

524
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,200
Or is that not in your book?

525
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,280
See you later, Austin.

526
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,200
Please, Haley, don't go!

527
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,640
It's the wrong moment.

528
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,000
We're on stage five - kooky dating!

529
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,560
Perhaps Odin was right.

530
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,280
Love is a lie.

531
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,600
You should have recycled that.

532
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,480
Or charity shopped it.

533
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,680
No, I refuse to give up on love.

534
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,600
It's heaven spending time
with you on this fake beach.

535
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,080
When I'm with you, it feels so very real.

536
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,080
It feels like we've known each
other since forever, doesn't it?

537
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,960
It just feels so familiar to me.

538
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,400
The way you move.

539
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,760
The way you anticipate me.

540
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,960
You back me

541
00:23:55,960 --> 00:24:00,320
and I trust you completely.

542
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,360
I mean,
how many people have that in their lifetime?

543
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,920
That's rare. That is... That is special.

544
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,400
We're so in tune,
I feel like you can read my mind.

545
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,080
I'm just reading the script.

546
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,840
A very bloody good script.

547
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,080
Tell me I'm not mad.

548
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,560
You're not mad.

549
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,640
(GASPS)

550
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,840
Can you feel that? Not really.

551
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,560
Can you feel that? Yes.

552
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,080
Can you feel that?

553
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,360
Oh, yes.

554
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,800
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

555
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,000
If you want me, bear, I am yours.

556
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,280
I refuse to feel guilty or ashamed anymore.

557
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,720
Love is love.

558
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,480
(BOTH MOAN)

559
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,720
Ah!

560
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,320
(MOANS)

561
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,160
(MOANS)

562
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,760
Oh! Oh! Mm!

563
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,600
What the hell?!

564
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,640
Julian! I can explain.

565
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,840
Actually, no, I really can't.

566
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,760
What did you think was going to happen?

567
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,080
Well, I mean, I thought we could
have worked around the bear suits.

568
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,920
You know, I mean, it would have been
an erotic challenge, but I was game.

569
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,840
(RETCHES) I think I'm going to be sick!

570
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,000
Look on the bright side.

571
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,040
This proves you're still in love with me.

572
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,360
Or does it prove that you
are an egotistical pig

573
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:37,120
determined to make yourself the
centre of every single situation?

574
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,680
Well, both can be true, dear.

575
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,480
Oh, God, I think I hate you!

576
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,960
Argh! Oh!

577
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,480
Help!

578
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,520
Help!

579
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,040
I've been unpleasant and arrogant.

580
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,640
That's why I blew it with Haley.

581
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,520
And you're totally sure about this, Mum?

582
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,360
Florence, whatever is flying to the
UK tonight, I'm going to be on it.

583
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,880
I don't care how much it co...

584
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,120
Holy shit, how much?!

585
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,040
It's Ingrid.
She wants to meet this afternoon.

586
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,960
No love, no kiss-kiss.

587
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,840
This is the beginning of the formal process.

588
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,280
Maybe it's good news.

589
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,560
I know that's highly unlikely,
but I'm being upbeat for your sake.

590
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,360
Excited, Julian? Absolutely.

591
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,480
Sorry, what for?

592
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,840
Thunder Thursday.

593
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,840
What's Thunder Thursday?

594
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,880
Well, it's only the greatest day
in the history of Canberra sports.

595
00:26:31,305 --> 00:27:31,431
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