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Wake up, dear.

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Connie, wake up.

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Mom?

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Oh, good morning, Mrs. Davis.

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I thought I'd wake you
before your alarm went off.

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It's so loud and nerve-wracking.

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Oh, I must be
getting used to it.

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Doesn't bother me a bit.

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I'm glad you're
used to it, dear.

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I was just doing my
setting up exercises.

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Well, I guess I'd better get up and
perform my ablutions, like they say.

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You can ablute later.

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Now you stay
right where you are.

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But Mrs. Davis, it's 7.30.

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No, no it isn't.

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I set the clock
half an hour ahead.

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You did?

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Why?

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Snap.

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Snap?

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That's right.

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They want pictures of you from the
minute you wake up till you go to sleep.

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Who does?

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Snap.

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You're faded.

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What is this all
about, Mrs. Davis?

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Snap is a magazine, Connie.

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A short time ago, I read
that they were looking

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for the ideal American
teacher to interview.

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And the next thing I knew,
the layout editor was in

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town and called me up
for an appointment with you.

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Me?

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Why me?

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Well, I guess someone must have
recommended you as the model teacher.

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Somebody like whom?

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Somebody like me.

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I wrote them all about
you, what a splendid

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teacher you are, and how
your pupils all love you.

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Oh, you shouldn't have
done that, Mrs. Davis.

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I didn't.

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Eh?

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No, I discovered the letter
in my desk this morning.

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I'd forgotten to mail it.

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So it must have been
someone else who...

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Good morning.

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I'm Stephanie Forrest, and
you're Miss Brooks, I take it?

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Oh yes, how do
you do, Miss Forrest?

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Snap, Snap's the schoolteacher.

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Oh, just a minute, Miss Forrest.

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If you'll wait in the living
room, I'll get myself assembled

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and I'll... Frankly, Miss
Brooks, I'd rather start right here.

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You see, I'm layout
editor of Snap Magazine.

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Well, that's very nice,
but before you lay me out,

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I would like to wash my
face and comb my hair.

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I wish you wouldn't.

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Now, just put your head
back down on that pillow.

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I don't think... Now, Connie, you
pose the way she wants you to.

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I'm going out and fix
us all a nice breakfast.

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Oh, good.

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That'll be our second
group of pictures.

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Snap snaps the schoolteacher
snapping up her breakfast.

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Good, huh?

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Very snappy.

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Well, I'll see you
in a few minutes.

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Now, Miss Brooks, we don't want
you to pose for any of these pictures.

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What our readers
want is realism.

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Realism?

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Oh, that's perfect.

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Those half swollen eyes, those straggles
of hair hanging over the ears, those small

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tired lines around the mouth that make you
look like you've just eaten a raw lamb chop.

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Do you ever run a story called Snap
Goes to a Layout Editor's Funeral?

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That's what we want.

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That snarling look that a teacher has
when she first gets up in the morning.

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Now look, Miss Forrest.

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Look, Miss Brooks.

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We're both going to
have to be together all day,

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and it'll be much
pleasanter if we cooperate.

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Well, I don't mind cooperating.

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It's just that I don't like to have
my picture taken without makeup.

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Even if it's only an inch
or two like you've got on.

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Don't be testy, darling.

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Miss Forrest, I'm not at all
sure that I want this spread.

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I know, dear, but when a woman reaches a
certain age... Oh, you mean the magazine.

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Well, we'll talk about
that after breakfast.

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I'm starved.

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Oh, good.

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Will you join us at the table, or would you
like your saucer of milk on the back porch?

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You're cute.

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Those waffles were
very good, Mrs. Davis.

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I'm glad you like
them, Miss Forrest.

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I'll clear away the
dishes, Mrs. Davis.

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Oh, good.

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I'll get a shot of that.

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But from where you are, aren't these
dishes practically covering my face?

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Oh, not entirely.

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There, that's better.

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Look, Miss Forrest, I think you'd better
get somebody else for these pictures.

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Oh, Connie, think of the
prestige it will give you at school.

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It will?

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Why, of course.

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Everybody making a
fuss over you like this.

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Why, I bet it'll even make
Mr. Boynton sit up and take notice.

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Mr. Boynton?

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The school mascot.

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A schnauzer.

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You better not
pet him, he snaps.

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I beg your pardon.

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Never mind.

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Miss Forrest, I've
changed my mind.

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You can take all
the pictures you like.

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Oh, that must be Walter Denton.

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I'll just take these out.

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Oh, well, better
leave the jelly.

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Come in, Walter.

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Good morning, Miss Brooks.

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Oh, I didn't know
you had company.

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This is Miss Forrest,
Walter, of Snap Magazine.

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Walter Denton, Miss Forrest.

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How do you do, Miss Forrest?

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I'm so happy to make your
acquaintance, Mr. Denton.

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Why don't you sit down, Walter?

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I was just getting
us some more coffee.

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Uh, what subject do you
teach at Madison High?

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Huh?

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Oh, I'm not a teacher.

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Although I do coach some
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in subjects that just
naturally come easy to me.

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Like study period.

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Well, that was a
perfectly natural mistake.

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Because you seem so
gallant, so worldly, Mr. Denton.

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Oh, just call me Walter.

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All right, Walter, and you
must call me Stephanie.

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I must?

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Gosh, do you really think
I'm worldly, Stephanie?

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I certainly do.

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I knew this morning was
gonna be different, even though it

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started out like all the other
crummy mornings in my life.

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On my way over here, I just felt
something romantic was going to happen.

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And here you are.

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Walter, what a lovely speech.

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Oh, it's not a speech.

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Look, it's merely
what I feel, Stephanie.

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Would you like this now, or do you
want to wait till you get to the casbah?

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Oh, thank you, Miss Brooks.

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Did you say Miss Forrest
was from Snap Magazine?

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That's right, Walter.

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Well, now, isn't
that a coincidence?

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You know, when I read
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teacher, I was gonna write
in and suggest Miss Brooks.

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But then some exams came
along, and I got pretty busy, and I...

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But honest, I was
going to, Miss Brooks.

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Well, thanks anyway, Walter.

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I think.

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Is her picture going to appear on
the cover when the story comes out?

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Oh, I imagine so, Walter.

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Oh, gee, that's great.

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But Miss Forrest, Stephanie, after you
get through taking pictures of Miss Brooks

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at school, you ought to get some at the
faculty student malt hop this afternoon.

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A malt hop?

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Yeah, well, the faculty call
it a tea dance, but we call

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it a malt hop because it's
held at Marty's malt shop.

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Oh, that sounds fascinating.

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Yeah.

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Before we get to school, Miss Forrest,
there's something I'd like to ask you.

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Would you... could you...
She would and she could

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and she'll be there 10
minutes ahead of you.

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Why, Miss Brooks,
you sound a little put out.

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It couldn't be that you were
expecting Walter to take you to the hop.

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Me?

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Oh, no, you don't
understand, Miss Forrest.

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I go with a girl.

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Why, Walter, I'm surprised.

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What do you think
Miss Brooks is?

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That's easy.

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A blackboard eraser with teeth.

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Oh, gosh, I hope I didn't hurt
your feelings, Miss Brooks.

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No, it's all right, Walter.

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I'm getting used to it.

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I was thinking about
Harriet Conklin.

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Didn't you have a date
with her for this afternoon?

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Oh, sure, but there was
nothing definite about it.

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I merely asked her if she wanted
to go to the dance, and she said yes.

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Oh, I had no idea
it was that tentative.

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Well, I guess you're going to the dance
with Mr. Boynton, aren't you, Miss Brooks?

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Mr. Boynton?

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The schnauzer?

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Schnauzer?

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It's just a little joke, Walter.

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I referred to Mr. Boynton
as the school mascot.

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Actually, he's a biology
teacher at Madison, Miss Forrest.

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Well, we'd better get going.

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And what a teacher.

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Boy, is he good-looking.

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Oh, really, Walter?

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Oh, yes, ma'am.

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He's tall, dark, handsome.

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Stoop-shouldered, knock-kneed,
cross-eyed, and come on.

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So this is Madison High.

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This is it.

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It's ideal.

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So perfectly average.

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Hello, Miss Brooks.

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Hi, Walter.

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Oh, hi, Harriet.

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This is Miss Forrest.

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Meet Harriet Conklin.

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How do you do?

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Hello.

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And Miss Forrest is the
layout editor of Snap Magazine.

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They picked Miss Brooks as
the model American teacher.

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Why, that's wonderful,
Miss Brooks.

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Oh, I was hoping they would.

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You were?

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Yes.

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Why, when I heard they were
looking for somebody, I sat

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right down and wrote them
a letter recommending you.

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Well, wasn't that sweet?

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All the silly things to do, I
forgot to put a stamp on it.

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The letter just came
back the other day.

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Oh, that's just like a
child of your age, Harriet.

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What do you mean, child?

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You see, Stephanie, this is
the little girl I allow to toddle at

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my heels when I'm not involved
with some more glamorous creature.

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Woolverton, what's
gotten into you?

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On this crummy morning, Walter
has become a man of the world.

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Well, I've got to run down to
my loft and pick up some notes.

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Our Socrates philosophy club
meets today, and I'm the chairman.

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May I go with you, Walter?

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I'd like to get some
shots of the school.

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It was more than
I dared hope for.

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Well, if you'll excuse us.

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See you later, Miss Brooks.

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Yeah.

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Miss Brooks, I don't like the
way that woman looks at Walter.

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I don't like the way that
woman looks, period.

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She certainly is chic, in
a cobra-like sort of way.

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Has she seen Mr. Boynton yet?

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Bite your tongue, girl.

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Well, I think you ought
to get Daddy's permission

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before you go through with
this interview, Miss Brooks.

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After all, as Madison's principal,
he might not like the idea.

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Say, he might not at that.

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You know, I must admit, Harriet,
I was kind of flattered by all this

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attention, because I thought it would
make Mr. Boynton sit up and take notice.

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I never thought he might sit
up and notice the wrong thing.

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Well, uh, maybe Daddy
won't consent to the

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interview, and then she'll
have to clear right out.

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00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,326
Harriet, you are wise
beyond your years.

250
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,996
If you'll excuse me now, I'll go to
seek your father's unpermission.

251
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,749
Good luck, Miss Brooks.

252
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,794
May I speak to you for
a minute, Mr. Conklin?

253
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,796
I'm all ears, Miss Brooks.

254
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:54,213
Yes.

255
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,675
Mr. Conklin, Snap
Magazine would like to do a

256
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:02,221
layout on me as the
model teacher of the year.

257
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,307
You, Miss Brooks?

258
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,226
Isn't it ridiculous?

259
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,104
They've sent a Miss
Forrest to take pictures of me.

260
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,106
Pictures of you?

261
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:17,236
Yes, of me and this unpainted
school and the overcrowded

262
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,990
classrooms and the strained
looks on the faces of the pupils.

263
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,578
Miss Brooks, I
cannot permit that.

264
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:26,621
Of course you can.

265
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,246
Certainly not.

266
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,457
It's beneath the
dignity of Madison High.

267
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,376
Way beneath, Mr. Conklin.

268
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:35,213
I have always looked upon Madison
High and its faculties as my family.

269
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:39,550
And it is the fixed rule of a family that
its problems be kept strictly to itself.

270
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,969
Strictly to itself?

271
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,263
We shouldn't hang our wash out
for every Tom, Dick, and Harry to see.

272
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:50,061
Tom, Dick, and Harry
shouldn't see our wash.

273
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:53,606
It won't do you any good
to argue, Miss Brooks.

274
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,733
I've made up my mind.

275
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,987
Publicity is a cheap
parasitic device designed to

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00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,573
play on the unfettered
appetites of the unsuspecting.

277
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,493
Publicity is... Excuse me.

278
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,537
The door was ajar, so...

279
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,123
You must be Mr. Conklin.

280
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:14,002
I've been looking forward to
meeting you so much, Mr. Conklin.

281
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,839
I'm Stephanie Forrest
of Snap Magazine.

282
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:22,051
Oh, yeah.

283
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,302
Won't you sit down?

284
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:27,056
Please, please, make
yourself comfortable.

285
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:33,730
As I was saying, Miss Brooks, publicity
is the foremost benefit of our country.

286
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,691
It makes the unknown known.

287
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,361
It gives information and
joy to all of our homes.

288
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:44,866
Tom, Dick and Harry are
practically peeking at my wash.

289
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,661
I was just explaining to Miss Brooks
what this wonderful exploitation

290
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,998
will mean for Madison High
and its problems, Miss Forrest.

291
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,836
I'm so glad you look at
it that way, Mr. Conklin.

292
00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:00,298
You know, you and I will
have to be working together

293
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:03,968
on this, and I'll need your
advice on so many things.

294
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,597
Oh, of course, Miss Forrest.

295
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,307
Let's not be so formal.

296
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,559
You can call me Stephanie.

297
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,979
And you can call me Osgood.

298
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,734
You can call me a doctor.

299
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,695
Good, then it's all settled.

300
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,322
I'll start shooting
Miss Brooks at once.

301
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:27,033
I'll bring my own blindfold.

302
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:30,369
Well, if you'll excuse me now,
I'll get back to my classroom.

303
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:30,953
Hello, Miss Brooks.

304
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,456
Goodbye, Mr. Boynton.

305
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:39,837
Oh, Mr. Conklin, I wanted... Oh, excuse
me, sir, I didn't know you were busy.

306
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,048
Well, I am, Boynton.

307
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,341
I'll come back later on.

308
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,425
No, wait.

309
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,177
So you're Mr. Boynton.

310
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:50,681
No wonder I've heard so much
about Madison's biology department.

311
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:55,978
Oh, well, thank you, Miss,
uh... Uh... Don't look at me.

312
00:14:56,104 --> 00:15:00,775
I never saw her
before in my life.

313
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,362
Miss Brooks has such
a quaint sense of humor.

314
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,114
I'm Stephanie Forrest.

315
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:11,994
You can call her Miss Forrest if
you ever want to see your frogs again.

316
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,287
Boyden, Ms.

317
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,248
Forrest here is going
to do a story on Ms.

318
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,041
Brooks for Snap Magazine.

319
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,292
Oh, really?

320
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,545
Then they must have picked
you as the model teacher.

321
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,796
Why, I think that's
wonderful, Ms.

322
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,630
Brooks.

323
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,842
You know, I was going to write in
and suggest your name, but then I got

324
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,970
all wrapped up in my pigmentation
experiments and neglected to do so.

325
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,888
Well, it's nice that you
thought of me anyway.

326
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,348
I don't like to rush you, Ms.

327
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,393
Brooks, but... Then don't.

328
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,645
Well, now that you're
here, Boynton, suppose you

329
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,897
tell me what it was you
wanted to see me about.

330
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,650
Oh, it's something I
need for my lab, sir,

331
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,653
but I'd rather talk to
you when you're alone.

332
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,907
Oh, but Mr. Boynton, you shouldn't
hold anything back from a reporter.

333
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,160
What is it you need, Boynton?

334
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:59,458
Well... I'd rather not
say in mixed company.

335
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,586
Oh, come now, Mr. Boynton.

336
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:02,879
We're all friends here.

337
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,714
Some of us are.

338
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,800
Come, come, Boyden.

339
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,136
What do you need
for your laboratory?

340
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,388
Well, sir, if you insist.

341
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:17,560
I have a couple of male frogs
in the lab and... Well, out with it!

342
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,854
What do you want?

343
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,023
Some female frogs!

344
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:33,451
Now, that's peculiar behavior.

345
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,328
Why, he is bashful, isn't he?

346
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,454
Yes, he is.

347
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,164
And for the first
time, I'm glad.

348
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:42,126
Well, I think I'll
be running along.

349
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,462
Oh, watch your
rush, Miss Forrest.

350
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,504
Yes, Miss Forrest.

351
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,841
It isn't sporting not to give
the quarry a head start.

352
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,134
Very well.

353
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:53,638
Now?

354
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:54,388
Now.

355
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,099
Goodbye, Mr. Cotton.

356
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,775
That may save him.

357
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:10,279
Now!

358
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,697
Oh, there you are, Miss Brooks.

359
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,992
I sort of lost track of you after I
went to inspect the biology lab.

360
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,245
What were you doing in the lab?

361
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,206
Don't be naive, darling.

362
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,750
Well, it just might
interest you to know that at

363
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,419
this very moment,
Mr. Boynton is buying me lunch.

364
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:31,050
So, Snap joins the model
teacher in the school cafeteria.

365
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,469
Oh, hello, Miss Forrest.

366
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,221
Oh, hello, Mr. Boynton.

367
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,974
It was very nice of you to
buy me lunch, Mr. Boynton.

368
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,017
Oh, you're very
welcome, Miss Brooks.

369
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:43,312
Here's your 25 cents change.

370
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,232
Oh, let's see.

371
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:53,698
I'm the ham on rye, and
you're the stuffed tomato.

372
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,534
Isn't she just?

373
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,161
Tell me, Mr. Boynton, what am I?

374
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:04,458
Now, there's an opening you
could drive a truck through.

375
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,044
Aren't you going to snap some
more pictures of me, Miss Forrest?

376
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,212
Not just yet, Miss Brooks.

377
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:08,963
Oh, come on.

378
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,633
Smear some mayonnaise
on my face and let's get a few.

379
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:17,179
Frankly, Miss Brooks, I'm not
terribly interested in you at the moment.

380
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:20,224
Uh, Mr. Boynton, when I was in
your lab this morning, you didn't

381
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,102
tell me who you were taking
to the malt hop this afternoon.

382
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,605
Well, I really don't know
if I should leave my work.

383
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,774
Oh, hello there!

384
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,193
I've been looking all
over for you, Stephanie.

385
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,696
You are going to the hop with
me this afternoon, aren't you?

386
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,240
Well, I can't tell you
right now, but... Ah, good

387
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,951
afternoon, folks, and a
hearty appetite to you all.

388
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,538
Miss Forrest, as principal of Madison
High, it is my very pleasant duty

389
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:46,083
to escort you personally to the
faculty student dance this afternoon.

390
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,004
Oh, well, Mr. Conklin,
I really don't know

391
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,381
whether I'll be finished
with my work by then.

392
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,592
Do you suppose I
could tell you after lunch?

393
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,677
You see, I haven't
had a bite to eat.

394
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,721
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

395
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,806
I'll get you a tray at once.

396
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,309
I'll get you some
silverware and a napkin.

397
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,978
If you'll just take my
arm, Miss Forrest, I'll

398
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,606
be happy to lead you
over to the steam table.

399
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:11,650
Why, this is very
flattering, Mr. Boynton.

400
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:15,279
I haven't had so much attention since
I was the only girl reporter on Esquire.

401
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:22,411
We can chat about our plans for
the afternoon while I have a bite to eat.

402
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:35,383
Hi, Miss Brooks.

403
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,176
Hello, Harriet.

404
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,387
We might as well
have lunch together.

405
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,888
I saw what happened just now.

406
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,848
It's all my fault, Harriet.

407
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,559
My sins are coming
home to roost.

408
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,936
Well, what do you
mean, Miss Brooks?

409
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:47,686
I knew it.

410
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:48,854
I just knew it.

411
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:49,814
Knew what?

412
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:56,946
I should never have sent that telegram to
Snap recommending me as the model teacher.

413
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,369
Hello, Mrs. Davis.

414
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,621
Mr. Boynton's taking me to
the mallhop this afternoon.

415
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,997
I've got to change my clothes.

416
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,040
Will you give me a hand?

417
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,334
Well, of course, dear,
but where's Miss Forrest?

418
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,378
Isn't she gonna take
any more pictures of you?

419
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,671
She is not.

420
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,882
She borrowed the school darkroom
this afternoon to print these up.

421
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,884
I snatched them when
her back was turned.

422
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,262
Oh, let me see them.

423
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,975
Cute, huh?

424
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,601
Ah, adorable.

425
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:40,239
I call that one the unicorn.

426
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:49,415
Oh my, you look as though
you're going to bite someone.

427
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,585
I almost did.

428
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:56,255
Miss Forrest didn't flare you
any in these snapshots, Connie.

429
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,008
Well, Miss Forrest
is a thing of the past.

430
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,635
Right after lunch, she
received a telegram, and 20

431
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,221
minutes later, she was
on a plane winging south.

432
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:04,597
Really?

433
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,183
It must have been a
very urgent message.

434
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:07,808
Oh, it was.

435
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,687
It read, proceed to Miami
at once, important story.

436
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,565
We'll wire you details
on your arrival there.

437
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:18,319
And it was signed Harvey Noland,
editor-in-chief of Snap Magazine.

438
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:22,573
Why, Connie, how
do you know all this?

439
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:26,911
Mrs. Davis, meet Harvey Nolan.

440
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,564
Yeah.

440
00:21:56,305 --> 00:22:56,299
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