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Spoons?

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But I'm in my
bedroom, Mrs. Davis.

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Yes, I know, dear.

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But after dinner last
night, I absentmindedly

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put the spoons in your dresser.

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I don't know what's
happened to my mind lately.

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Well, if I find it in the
dresser, I'll bring it in.

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All right, dear.

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Your point is nine.

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Oh, good.

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Oh, I'm only
fooling, Mrs. Davis.

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You know, I seem to have dulled
my nails rooting after that silverware.

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Have you any idea
where my nail polish is?

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Well, of course I have, dear.

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I cleaned out your medicine
cabinet only yesterday.

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Now, where in the
world did I put that nail?

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Maybe it's in the
silverware drawer.

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It isn't like you to
be sarcastic, Connie.

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I'm sorry.

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Why, anyone can see
there's nothing here but...

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Well, I guess it's as good
a place as any for a nail.

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Here, let me do
your nails, Connie.

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Oh, never mind, Mrs. Davis.

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I'm just going to eat
my breakfast and get up.

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Oh, no, there's
nothing to it, dear.

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Not a thing you go
right ahead and eat.

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You know, when I was young I worked as
a manicurist for Mr. Friedkin the barber.

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He was with the circus before he
had his own barbershop, you know.

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No, I didn't know.

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Oh yes, I used to
manicure him every day.

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Until he discharged me, that is.

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Why were you discharged?

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Well, one day he happened to count his
fingers and he discovered he only had ten.

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Only 10?

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When he was with
the circus, he had 11.

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Well, easy come, easy go.

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Oh, I know Mr. Friedkin was
only fooling you, Mrs. Davis,

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but it's a good thing to
take inventory now and then.

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That's what we're
doing at school now.

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Taking inventory?

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Mm-hmm.

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It was our beloved
principal's idea.

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To show the Board of
Education how industrious he is,

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Mr. Conklin's asked me to
itemize everything that's missing.

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Blackboard erasers,
textbooks, the works.

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That sounds like
a backbreaking job.

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It is.

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He's going to prove to the
board that though other principals

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may sit around loafing, Osgood
Conklin is right on my toes.

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There, it isn't dry yet, dear.

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Blow on it.

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I checked some of the
classrooms yesterday.

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Few erasers missing,
nothing important.

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This morning I have to check the office
of Mr. Burwell, the school custodian.

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He's a rather
eccentric gentleman.

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You know him, I believe.

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Slightly.

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What's he missing?

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A few of his
marbles, for one thing.

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I'll find out what else when I
see him at school this morning.

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Personally, I think the sweetest custodian
Madison ever had was old Mr. Jensen.

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But he was fired before you
started teaching there, Connie.

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Well, if he was such a
doll, why did they fire him?

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He drank a bit, poor thing.

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Oh, I'll never forget the
day he was dismissed.

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He came over to the church bazaar
and bowed politely to all the ladies.

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He was a perfect
gentleman, Connie.

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And then he most graciously extended
New Year's greetings to one and all.

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Happy New Year, he cried.

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Well, what's wrong with that?

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It happened to be Easter Sunday.

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The bunny must have spiked
his jelly beans that morning.

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Then, uh, blow, Connie.

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I'll be right with you, Walter.

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Well, I guess I'd better
fix some more eggs.

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Oh, never mind, Mrs. Davis.

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I've asked him to wait
outside this morning.

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I've got to get to school and speak
to the custodian before classes.

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I'll just have time
to gulp this down.

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Mmm, that's hot.

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Blow.

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I think I will, Mrs. Davis.

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Thank you.

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I told Walter Denton
to report it once, Daddy.

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He was a little miffed at
having his lunch interrupted.

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Oh, he was.

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He's lucky I even
permit him to talk to you.

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Did you remind him to check my
inner office for inventory purposes?

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Yes, Daddy.

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Those files in there
are pretty shabby.

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You really need new ones.

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I've already requisitioned some.

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The best the taxpayers'
money can buy.

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I've also asked the board to put a couch in
there so I can stretch out and concentrate.

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Concentrate on what?

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On cutting down
expenses, of course.

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Take those papers
into the other room.

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Yes, Daddy.

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Mr. Conklin, I've just
got to talk to you again.

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It's very important, sir.

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That's what I'm
here for, Miss Brooks.

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To assist the members of my
faculty in every way possible.

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Beg pardon?

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Sit down, Miss Brooks.

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Don't look so distressed.

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I'm sure that you and I
working harmoniously together

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can solve whatever problem
has arisen to plague you.

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Well, thank you, Mr. Conklin.

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I've just come from
Mr. Boynton's lab, sir.

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I will not requisition new
cages if you stand on your head!

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Well, that settles one problem.

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I don't know why you keep harping
on these matters, Miss Brooks.

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I've already told you.

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No new desk and no new cages.

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I simply won't hear of it!

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Did you call me daddy?

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No, hear of it.

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Harriet.

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I thought you said Harriet.

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I know what I said.

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Private Denton
reporting for duty, sir.

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Get to work, Denton.

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Come on, Walter, I'll
help you get started.

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It really shouldn't take too
long with both of us doing it.

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Well, if nobody minds,
I'd like to bolt this

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sandwich down
before I absolutely faint.

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To the mines, boys!

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I can't even tell you how
much work you put around here.

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I'm very busy.

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Hello, Miss Brooks.

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Hello, Mr. Farewell.

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You gonna fix my window?

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No.

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Butler's broke it, you know.

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I've already told you, Mr. Burwell,
vandalism must be proven.

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Proven, eh?

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Okay, it's your own funeral.

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I'm sure Mr. Burwell won't
mind if we wait inside for him.

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Miss Brooks, come on in.

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Well, how do you like
the custodian's office?

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Looks like the bridal
suite at Alcatraz.

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Mr. Burwell must be
allergic to cleanliness.

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Yeah, kettle disorder.

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Oh, I guess this bottle is a memento
from old Mr. Jensen's regime.

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Yeah, still something in it.

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Probably just water.

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Fire water, I'll bet.

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Why don't you take a
whiff of the Vosbrooks?

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That bottle is none of my
business, Walter, or yours either.

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And according to the grapevine, Mr. Jensen
never threw anything away in his life.

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Now, he was a notorious
miser, you know.

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A miser?

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Yeah, they say in his
youth he hoarded a fortune,

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but nobody knows
where he stashed it away.

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From what I hear, it's
all tied up in liquid assets.

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Look, Walter, I think I'd better
wait for Mr. Burwell alone.

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Will you take this note up
to Mr. Conklin right away?

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Yeah, okay, Miss Brooks.

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It's the inventory data I collected
on the classrooms yesterday.

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Yeah, I'll see you in
English class, Miss Brooks.

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Okay.

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Which one of us is coming in?

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You are, Mr. Burwell.

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Welcome to your office.

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You suggested that I drop in this
morning and we could discuss this.

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Yeah, I was just talking to
Mr. Conklin about it, you know.

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Wanted him to get a window
and put it on the inventory for me.

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Told him how burglars busted mine
out, you know, when they broke in.

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Didn't believe me.

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Said I gotta pay for it myself.

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Well, look, Mr. Burwell,
I can't blame Mr. Conklin

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for not swallowing
that burglary story.

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After all, there's nothing
here valuable enough

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to attract... Well, my
cameras is valuable.

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Yeah, lucky the
crooks didn't get them.

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I got two of them.

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Good ones, too.

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Cameras is my hobby.

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Every man has a hobby.

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Particularly
custodians, it seems.

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Well, Mr. Howell, I'd like to be able
to help you, but after all, Mr. Conklin

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has made his own decision, and I
don't feel that I can ever help you.

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Yes, and that ain't the
end of it, Miss Brooks.

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I'm not gonna cough up no
two dollars to fix that window.

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I'm not going to do it.

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Conklin just fixed it for
me, and if he doesn't,

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it's going to wind
up costing a lot more.

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You can mark my word!

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Well, now look
here, Mr. Burwell.

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Well, there's no sense in a
school custodian living in a pig pen.

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Why, when old Jensen was
here, that wall was falling apart.

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Did Conklin hire
somebody to fix it up?

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No, huh?

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No, that wall was plastered
by old Jensen himself.

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Not as plastered as old Jensen.

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Well, I'm not
fooling Miss Brooks.

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You remind Conklin that
nothing has been done

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to this office since
Mr. Jensen was here.

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I should say the
late Mr. Jensen.

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All right, I'll give him your
message, Mr. Burwell.

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Did you say the late Mr. Jensen?

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Demon rum finally
got him, poor soul.

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Old Jensen's on his
way to the pearly gates.

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He'll probably be surprised
to find them open after curfew.

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See you later, Mr. Burwell.

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Good morning, Mr. Conklin.

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Mr. Burwell asked me to
give you a message, sir.

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He said if you don't fix
his window... How many

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times must I tell that
oaf I am not fixing it?

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But sir, don't you think it might be
wise to simply pay the two dollars?

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He said if you refuse, it's going
to wind up costing you a lot more.

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Empty threats, Miss Brooks.

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That window was smoke-stained.

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I'm convinced that he smashed it himself,
hoping to weasel a new one out of me.

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The incident is closed.

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Sit down.

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Yes, sir.

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I hate to press
the matter, sir, but

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Mr. Burwell had a rather
grim look in his eye.

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Well, there's no need
for alarm, Miss Brooks.

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After all, what
could he do to me?

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Punch me in the nose?

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No, sir.

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Hit me with his broom?

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Run me over?

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Run you over?

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Stab me with his hunting knife?

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Toss me off the
roof of the school?

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Beat me to a pulp
with a hockey stick?

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That's all the stimulant I
can give you today, madam.

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Oh, excuse me, Mr. Conklin,
I was just... I know, I know.

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That's what I like about our
relationship, Miss Brooks.

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We know exactly how
we feel about one another.

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Yes, sir.

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Comforting thought, isn't it?

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Walter Denton
delivered my note, sir.

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Oh yes, yes he did.

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I was happily surprised to note
that the loss of erasers, textbooks,

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sundry classroom material is
negligible thus far this semester.

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Oh, I'm so glad you're pleased.

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However, on the reverse
side you list the names

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00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,674
of teachers whom you
claim need replacements.

245
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,344
Now what's this about Miss
Atterbury, the home economics teacher?

246
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Her name is listed, I see.

247
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She needs a new sewing machine.

248
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,558
And next, Miss Brooks?

249
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,061
I really need a new desk, sir.

250
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,729
What about Mr. Boynton?

251
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:15,443
Oh, well, if I could get one of
those, I'd be willing to skip it.

252
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,696
I mean, I would forego the
desk if you could arrange to get

253
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:22,909
Mr. Boynton one of those cages he
needs so badly for his guinea pigs.

254
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,827
What a touching coincidence.

255
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:28,665
Only minutes ago, Mr. Boynton
informed me he'd forego any replacements

256
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,209
if I could arrange to
get you a new desk.

257
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,126
He did?

258
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,420
Mr. Boynton said that?

259
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,966
Turn off the baby blues, girl.

260
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:43,388
It's obvious to me you and Boynton
conspired to work on me from both sides.

261
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,222
Conspired?

262
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:47,475
You're trying to appeal to
the goodness of my heart.

263
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,894
Well, I have no heart.

264
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,481
It was removed with my appendix.

265
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,109
I am determined to convince
the board that Osgood

266
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,903
Conklin can run a school
with a maximum of economy.

267
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,990
I hereby deny any and all
requests for replacements.

268
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,366
Dismissed!

269
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,035
Aye, aye, sir.

270
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,956
But I happen to know how badly
Mr. Boynton needs those cages, Mr. Conklin.

271
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,833
I'm sure he'll be very upset.

272
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:12,583
Oh, will he?

273
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,835
Well, what's he
going to do about it?

274
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,045
Punch me in the nose?

275
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:22,552
Pick my teeth in, pull out my
hair, boil me in oil, crack my skull.

276
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,345
Oh, please, sir, no more.

277
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,847
I'm driving.

278
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:36,941
Say, I'm going to... They're
laying away poor old Mr. Jensen.

279
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,027
Oh, well, say hello for me.

280
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:39,819
I mean, goodbye.

281
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,321
Yeah, sure thing.

282
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,907
I didn't know his
schedule for the day until I

283
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,577
got this letter just now
from a friend of mine.

284
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:48,369
Want to hear it?

285
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,664
Look, Mr. Burwell, I'm a
very busy... According to

286
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:55,043
my friend's letter, Jensen
died like a real miser.

287
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,795
He's left thousands
of dollars stashed in his

288
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,882
room, in his mattress,
in the wall, in the floor.

289
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,633
Thousands of dollars, you say?

290
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,719
Oh, yeah, and they
found a lot more in an old

291
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,679
boarding house where
he used to live, too.

292
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:10,600
Poor old Rummy, I guess
he forgot where he hid it.

293
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:14,645
He didn't leave no will, so
it's finders keepers, you know.

294
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,980
Well, I'm leaving for today.

295
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,983
I'll see you tomorrow.

296
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,320
Which one of us is going out?

297
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,821
Oh, I am.

298
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:24,489
Bye.

299
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,239
Bye.

300
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,282
Hello, Mr. Boynton.

301
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,033
Hello, Miss Brooks.

302
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,577
What's the meaning
of this, Boynton?

303
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,080
Well, you see, sir, after
Miss Brooks left my lab,

304
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,457
I got to thinking about
that old desk of hers.

305
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,833
You were eavesdropping.

306
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,460
You were listening
to that nonsense about

307
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,420
Jensen leaving hundreds
of dollars in his room.

308
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,005
Thousands of dollars, you mean.

309
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,174
How do you like
that, dear old boy?

310
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,094
Why, Daddy, if Mr. Jensen
forgot he'd hidden money in that old

311
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,055
boarding house, well, you
remember when he was our custodian,

312
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,557
Maybe he hid money in
his room downstairs, too.

313
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,434
Oh, that's absurd, Harriet.

314
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,604
If there was any money hidden there,
Mr. Burwell would have found it long ago.

315
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,190
Of course, you silly girl.

316
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,777
Well, then maybe it's ingeniously
concealed, like in the wall.

317
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:07,698
Say, I remember Mr. Burwell saying that
old Jensen plastered that wall himself.

318
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,450
Blasted the wall
himself, you say?

319
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,954
Oh, you can tell whether or not a
wall is hollow by merely tapping it.

320
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,331
Lots of mizes hide money
under the floorboards.

321
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,959
I noticed the mattress
down there is kind of lumpy.

322
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,086
The mattress is lumpy, you say?

323
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,672
Oh, I think Miss Brooks
was right in the first place.

324
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,715
If any money were hidden
down there, Mr. Burwell

325
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,634
would certainly have
found it by this time.

326
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,511
Yeah, I guess he would have.

327
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,597
Oh, sure, he'd have
found it by now, all right.

328
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,183
Oh, of course.

329
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:42,567
♪

330
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:13,055
Come on.

331
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:42,752
If that's Satan, get
thee in front of me.

332
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,968
Walter Denton.

333
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,137
Walter Denton.

334
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:53,930
Walter Denton.

335
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,181
Walter Denton.

336
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,098
Walter Denton.

337
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,143
Walter Denton.

338
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,686
Walter Denton.

339
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,313
Walter Denton.

340
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,564
Walter Denton.

341
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,106
Walter Denton.

342
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:04,941
Walter Denton.

343
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:05,983
Walter Denton.

344
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,068
Walter Denton.

345
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,319
Walter Denton.

346
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,445
Walter Denton.

347
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,656
Walter Denton.

348
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,913
Walter Denton.

349
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:26,545
Who is it?

350
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:31,842
Some Indian selecting
his spring outfit.

351
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:42,103
Oh!

352
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:42,687
Come on in.

353
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,606
It's co-educational.

354
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,148
Hiya, Mr. Blaine.

355
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:49,944
Come down to trim the hedge?

356
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,112
Here.

357
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,698
Believe me, Miss Brooks,
I only came down here

358
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,534
to develop a snapshot of
my pet frog, MacDougall.

359
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,996
Mr. Burwell often uses this as a
darkroom, you know, and, well, while I was

360
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,666
down here, I thought I'd try to find you
enough money to buy you a new desk.

361
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,667
Come on.

362
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:11,799
I hear somebody coming.

363
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:36,991
Somebody chopping down expenses.

364
00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:05,019
Hi, folks.

365
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,738
What are you playing?

366
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:19,033
It's a new game, Harriet,
called Hear No Evil,

367
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,994
Speak No Evil, and
Let's Get Out of Here.

368
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,579
Excuse me.

369
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:30,044
Pardon me, Daddy, but I'd
like to talk to you for a minute.

370
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,670
How did you know I was here?

371
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:35,257
Well, the gardener told me you borrowed a
shovel, so I just put two and two together.

372
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,927
That makes four
of us, all right.

373
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,595
Well, this is no
place for children.

374
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,265
I suggest that we adults continue
with our, uh, taking inventory.

375
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,351
That's right, taking inventory.

376
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,144
Well, that's as
good as anything.

377
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,646
Danton, you may take
my daughter home.

378
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,107
But Daddy, you're wasting
your time down here.

379
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:54,819
I just saw old Mr. Jensen walking
past school very much alive.

380
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:55,403
What?

381
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,320
Alive.

382
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,321
But what about the funeral?

383
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,989
The letter Mr. Burwell received?

384
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,950
It must all be
some kind of a plot.

385
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,118
We better get out of here.

386
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,577
I think Harriet's right.

387
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,162
This is no place for children.

388
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,789
Absolutely not.

389
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,375
Oh, hold on, young woman.

390
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,960
You're in this as
much as you are.

391
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:11,752
So long, folks.

392
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,005
See you in the big house.

393
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,632
What are they talking about?

394
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,551
What kind of a plot could it be?

395
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:19,301
You've got me.

396
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,012
I sure have, all of you.

397
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,681
Mr. Burwell!

398
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,724
Well, we were taking inventory.

399
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,727
We heard a few of
your feathers missing.

400
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,938
Yeah, I know all about that.

401
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:35,025
I bored a hole in my closet door
there just to fit the lens of my camera.

402
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:41,532
I got some pictures here of the
Board of Education I'd just love to see.

403
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,785
Oh, you wanted proof of
vandalism, huh Mr. Coughlin?

404
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,663
I got it, lots of it.

405
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,999
Oh well, now just a
moment, Mr. Burwell.

406
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,501
And I got a wonderful
picture of you, Miss Brooks.

407
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,752
You did?

408
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,713
Yeah, shows you
tearing up my floor.

409
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,507
I'll take a dozen.

410
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,593
I'll sell them to you in
exchange for them three

411
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,595
pretty flower pots you
got in your classroom.

412
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,430
Sold for three flower pots?

413
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,098
Yeah.

414
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:10,311
Mr. Boynton, you
take a beautiful picture.

415
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:15,691
Never seen anything so bewitching as you
tearing the smithereens out of my mattress.

416
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,486
I'll sell it to you for that bridge
lamp you got in your cloakroom.

417
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,528
Sold.

418
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,072
Oh, fine, fine, yeah.

419
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:28,245
I was easy on you too, I guess
because I kind of like you youngsters.

420
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:35,377
Now, about you... Wouldn't
pay the two dollars, huh?

421
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,176
You're the most
photogenic of all.

422
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,554
When I shout, I got you a-hacking
away at my wall with an axe.

423
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,765
Say, that's a dilly-whacker.

424
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:53,812
Yeah, that's a Jim Dandy.

425
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,356
And forever.

426
00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:00,319
For that, you can get me a new
mattress, have my floor sanded, window

427
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:04,114
fixed, new drapes, and I'll take that
new couch you ordered for your office.

428
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,202
Sir, you go too far.

429
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,745
That's blackmail.

430
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:10,871
Okay.

431
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:14,041
You'll have to drop
this film off at the board.

432
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,503
When they see that shot of you wrecking
school property... Wait, wait, wait.

433
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:18,254
I've reconsidered it.

434
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,421
May I have the film now?

435
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:22,049
When you deliver the goods.

436
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,636
Seems like I'm not the only one
around here that needed things.

437
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,137
Miss Brooks,

438
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,889
The film.

439
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,642
You make your own deal.

440
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:42,069
Why are you looking at
me that way, Miss Brooke?

441
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,405
Mr. Conklin, don't you
think it might be nice

442
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,991
to requisition a new cage
for Mr. Boynton's lab?

443
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,076
Yeah, what about that?

444
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,871
Oh, splendid idea, splendid.

445
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,873
Yes, indeed, why
didn't I think of it?

446
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:55,708
Oh, yes.

447
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:56,375
May I have the phone?

448
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,544
Just one more of that.

449
00:22:58,669 --> 00:22:59,962
I still need a new desk.

450
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,547
Oh, why didn't you tell me?

451
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:03,632
Of course.

452
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,217
When you deliver the goods.

453
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,260
Oh, yes.

454
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,554
Well, I'll go up to my office
and arrange for it right away.

455
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,431
I'll go with him to
see that he does.

456
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:11,098
No, you don't have to.

457
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,683
What do you mean
you don't have to?

458
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:13,392
After you.

459
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,059
After you, boy.

460
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,936
Out, boy.

461
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:16,103
Out, boy.

462
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:21,191
Well, we got everything we
wanted for Mr. Conklin, didn't we?

463
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,109
No wonder.

464
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,069
Of course, you could get
just about anything you

465
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:26,196
wanted from anyone in
those pictures, Miss Brooks.

466
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,907
Of course, I'm not worried because
I happen to be in one of them.

467
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,242
After all, what would
you want from me?

468
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:37,833
Mr. Bynum?

469
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,043
Yes, Miss Brooks?

470
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:42,046
Close the door.

471
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,678
Tell me, Connie, what
happened after Mr. Boynton

472
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,514
closed the door in
the custodian's office?

473
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,060
Well, things moved pretty
rapidly after that, Mrs. Davis.

474
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:59,688
Before I knew what had happened, Mr. Boynton
had pulled down all the shade, then he snapped

475
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,192
off all the light, and then when he figured
the room was dark enough... Yes, Connie?

476
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:10,616
He developed a
snapshot of his pet frog.

477
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,013
I love you.

477
00:24:34,305 --> 00:25:34,923
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