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Connie.

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Come on in, Connie.

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Everything's ready.

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I'll be there in a
minute, Mrs. Davis.

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Is my coffee getting cold?

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No, it's still piping hot, dear.

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Ouch!

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Who did you have dinner
with last night, dear?

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I had dinner with
you, Mrs. Davis.

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You didn't see me
across the table.

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You must need new glasses.

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Well, now, don't be silly, dear.

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There's nothing
wrong with my vision.

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Nothing at all.

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Would you like some toast?

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Yes, toast would be fine.

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Buttered or plain?

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Wayne!

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And I'm here.

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Oh, excuse me, Connie.

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I didn't see you come in.

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It's my fault.

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I let my flares get damp.

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At that, you're not as nearsighted
as our beloved principal, Mrs. Davis.

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You know, I broke his
glasses accidentally yesterday

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morning, and he spent the rest
of the day bumping into walls.

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Why, that's terrible.

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No, on the contrary.

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He looks good in lumps.

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Oh, just a minute, Connie.

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I had my thumb in
one of those cups.

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Which one?

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This one.

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Oh, that's my favorite thumb.

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I thought Mr. Conklin wore glasses
just to add dignity to his appearance.

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Why, he told me himself he
doesn't really need them for vision.

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He doesn't.

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The only reason he
wears them is to enable

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him to see little things,
like the gymnasium.

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That must be Walter Denton.

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Oh yes, he's going to drive
me to school this morning.

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Come on in, Walter.

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You'd better get
some milk, Mrs. Davis.

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You know Walter.

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I'm afraid we're fresh
out of milk, Connie.

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The dairyman didn't come today.

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Oh?

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Good morning!

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And how's the world's most
fascinating creature today?

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Oh, I'm just fine, Walter.

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Well, say hello to Miss
Brooks and sit down.

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My rhetorical greeting was meant
for both of you bewitching females.

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Uh-oh, those honeyed words could
mean only one thing, Mrs. Davis.

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He's hungrier than usual.

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I'll soon fix that.

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We're out of eggs and milk, Walter, but
I'll slap some concoction together for you.

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Oh, wonderful, Mrs. Davis.

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That's just what I
feel like this morning.

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Well, Miss Brooks,
now that we're alone,

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I'd like to make a
simple statement of fact.

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Yes?

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You are, without a
doubt, the most attractive

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and intelligent woman
I have ever met.

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And it's a matter of
common knowledge that

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I'd do anything in my
power to make you happy.

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Outside of
marrying you, that is.

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Outside of marrying me?

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Oh, this is a
shocking blow, Walter.

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Oh gosh, even that wouldn't
be out of the question.

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If only I was about
10 years older and you

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were about 15 years...
Let's skip it, shall we?

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Now tell me, what scheme
have you cooked up

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that you'd like to rope
old Granny Brooks in on?

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Scheme?

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What do you mean, scheme?

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I mean scheme.

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Oh.

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It just so happens that I have a little
scheme that's going to make us a fortune.

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Scheme?

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What do you mean, scheme?

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This is a transparent,
quick-drying paint that

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I developed in the
chemistry lab, Miss Brooks.

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Now, notice the clear,
milk-white texture.

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Now, that's what gives everything it
touches such a natural, shiny gloss.

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I'm telling you, Miss Brooks,
this is the miracle of the age.

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Now, first of all, I want your order to
paint this house with it inside and out.

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Paint this house, but Walter,
how much would that cost?

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Well, for you, I'll do
the job for nothing.

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I can't afford it.

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Well, no, no, you see, I want
to use this house as a sort of

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a model to induce other teachers
to have their homes painted.

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And that's where we'll cash in.

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From other teachers
we'll cash in?

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Of course, all of our initial income
will be expended on advertising.

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I've already worked out a
dilly of a television program.

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Oh, what is it, Walter?

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Well, you see, as you know, the
key word in advertising is repetition.

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So I figured we'd open the show with this
announcer coming on and saying, look proud.

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Have your home painted by
the Denton Paint Company.

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Yes, look proud.

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Have your home painted by
the Denton Paint Company.

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And then he'll repeat
that twice more.

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That's pretty effective, huh?

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A television show like
that could bring back radio.

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Well, of course, there'll be some
entertainment on the program, too.

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And once people get to know our products,
there's no telling where we can go.

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Unless somebody tells us.

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Oh, what's this?

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Oh, it's an eyeglass
case for Mr. Conklin.

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If his glasses had been in
a case, they wouldn't have

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broken yesterday when I
brushed them off his desk.

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I'm taking it to him as
a kind of peace offering.

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Here you are, Walter.

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Some nice corned beef hash.

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Oh, thanks, Mrs. Davis.

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Oh, I thought we
were all out of meals.

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Well, Walter, as far as
your scheme is concerned,

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Oh no!

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What's the matter?

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Look proud, Mrs. Davis.

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You have just been painted inside
and out by the Denton Paint Company.

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♪

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Oh, what can I do for you, sir?

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It's me, Mr. Conklin,
Miss Brooks.

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I should have known.

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Miss Brooks, when you opened the
door just now, you broke my glasses again.

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What?

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Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir.

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I just picked them
up at the opticians.

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It couldn't have been
more than 20 minutes ago.

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Well, I wouldn't have
barged in like this,

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Mr. Conklin, but I had
a little gift to give you.

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Although, under the circumstances,
that could wait, I guess.

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No, no, no, no.

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No, don't go.

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I'd like you to help me pick up
what's left of my glasses, if you will.

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Oh, yes, sir.

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They're on the floor somewhere.

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I never can seem to find
them without my glasses.

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Here you are, Mr. Conklin.

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Oh, thank you, Miss...

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Thank you very much!

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You're welcome!

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I can't tell you how distressed I
am by this incident, Mr. Conklin.

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I know how desperately
you need your glasses.

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Nonsense.

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I only wear them for
appearance's sake.

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It's the increasing frequency of their
destruction that's beginning to fall on me.

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Pardon me.

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Now, what was this about
a gift for me, Miss Brooks?

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Oh, that can wait, sir.

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Oh, sit down, sit
down, sit down.

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Hand it over, please.

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Here.

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What, uh... What
is it, may I ask?

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It's a case to protect
your glasses, sir.

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Oh, well, that's what
I call a timely gift.

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Thank you again, Miss Brooks.

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Oh, before you go,
you'll be happy to know

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there's something else
you can do for me today.

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Oh, yes, sir.

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The head of the board was
in here a few moments ago.

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I know, I saw Mr. Stone and... What
you do not know is that Mr. Stone spent

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the better part of 10 minutes chewing
me out of... talking to me about things.

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He noticed the scratches and marks on
the walls, and he didn't like them one bit.

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And neither do I, Miss Brooks.

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And since I hold you directly
responsible for their presence, you

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are hereby charged with their
removal by two o'clock this afternoon.

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Two o'clock?

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But Mr. Cavanagh... There is no
appeal in this matter, Miss Brooks.

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You will clean and polish this
office until it is spick and span.

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You can do it during
lunch period, while I'm at the

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opticians getting my
latest pair of new glasses.

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Yes, sir.

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Oh, and one thing more.

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I want you to know that last
night before retiring, I had to go

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out and mail you the bill for
the glasses you broke yesterday.

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Tonight, I shall go out again and
send you the bill for the current record.

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I think that's
terrible, Mr. Conklin.

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You're having to go out night after night
to mail me bills for glasses I've broken.

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What are you driving
at, Miss Brooks?

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Well, sir, since we're doing
such a big volume business,

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why don't you just send
me a monthly statement?

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At lunchtime, I joined
Mr. Boynton in the school

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cafeteria and told him that
I was in a pretty bad spot.

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You thought of mentioning your
predicament to Walter Denton?

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He has a remarkable capacity
for cooking up schemes, you know.

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I'm afraid he's preoccupied
with his own current scheme.

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He's developing some
kind of paint, you know.

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Oh, yes, I know about that.

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Painted my living room
with it just last night.

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He did?

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Mm-hmm.

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It's quite effective, too.

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Of course, although it has no color
of its own, it polishes beautifully.

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Even fills in cracks
and scratches.

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Mr. Boynton, this may be the most
important discovery since the wheel.

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Tell me, how quickly
does that stuff dry?

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Oh, it's amazingly rapid.

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20 minutes, I'd say.

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Then we'll do it.

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We'll paint Mr. Conklin's
whole office.

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Walls, furniture, everything.

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It'll still have plenty of time to
dry by the 2 o'clock deadline.

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Oh, Mr. Boynton,
you're a lifesaver.

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Honestly, I could kiss
you for thinking of it.

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Oh, but I didn't think of it.

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You did.

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Well, who's arguing?

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Then you kiss me.

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I'll wait out here till you
find your hat, Daddy.

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Hiya, Harry.

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Oh, hello, Walter.

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How about having lunch with me?

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Oh, not today, Walter.

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I've got to take Daddy over to
the optician's for new glasses.

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Oh, really?

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Oh!

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What's that?

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Daddy's trying to find his hat.

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Oh!

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Ow!

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You know how vain Dad
is about his vision, Walter.

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I wanted to help him find his hat,
but he insisted on doing it himself.

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Yeah, that's him for you.

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Oh, listen, Harriet.

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If I tell you a big secret, will you
promise to keep it to yourself?

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Well, sure, Walter.

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What's it about?

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Well, I finally found the
ideal ingredient to give

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my transparent paint
the consistency it needed.

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I merely add one ounce of Jeffrey's
Marine to every gallon of paint.

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Isn't that wonderful?

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Oh, it's terrific!

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What's Jeffrey's Marine?

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Who knows?

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I found it in a bottle in
the lab, and it works great.

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Well, if you mixed it
with your paint, don't

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you think you ought
to know what it is?

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I know.

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Maybe I can find out for you
without tipping your secret off.

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Daddy found his hat.

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Yeah, well, I think
I better shove off.

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I'll see you when you get
back in the opticians area.

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So long, Walter.

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Why didn't you tell me I
had my hat on all the time?

248
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,893
Oh, I didn't notice.

249
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:25,894
Daddy, I'm sorry.

250
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,354
Here, let me brush you off.

251
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:32,233
Daddy, when you were in college,
didn't you major in chemistry?

252
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:32,775
I did.

253
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:33,484
What of it?

254
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,362
Uh, do you happen to know
what Jeffrey's Marine is?

255
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,363
Naturally.

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00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:42,076
It's simply India rubber dissolved in
four parts benzene and two parts shellac.

257
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:47,415
In a word, Jeffrey's
Marine is liquid cement.

258
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,583
Oh, I see.

259
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:53,004
Liquid cement?

260
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,298
Have you ever seen
such consistency?

261
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,717
Isn't it wonderful the way
this stuff sticks to the surface?

262
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:01,429
What amazes me is the way it seems
to dry the minute it leaves the brush.

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00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,765
I've never seen a paint
job anything like this.

264
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,558
I'll bet Mr. Conklin
will love it.

265
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:11,522
Well, maybe not at first, but I'm
sure he'll become attached to it.

266
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,858
There, I'm finished.

267
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:14,233
So am I.

268
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,526
Eh, me too.

269
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,862
Good, now we can clean
up and get back to our

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00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,490
respective classrooms
as if nothing had happened.

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00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,283
Walter, you better
put the pedestal back.

272
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,993
Oh, yes ma'am.

273
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,207
There we are, all set.

274
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,470
What's the trouble, Walter?

275
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,263
My hands seem to be...

276
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,516
What?

277
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,561
This pedestal
feels awfully sticky.

278
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,690
Apparently the paint isn't
as dry as we thought it was.

279
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,109
What are you talking
about, Mr. Boyden?

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00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,277
You said the wall was dry.

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00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,905
Of course it is.

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00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,156
Perfectly dry.

283
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,910
Come on, Walter, let's go.

284
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,329
What's the matter with you?

285
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,206
You know something, Miss Brooks?

286
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,582
Walter is right.

287
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,711
You mean you're stuck too?

288
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:23,928
You know, somehow I get the feeling
I made a miscalculation in my formula.

289
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,977
Isn't that a scream?

290
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,145
No, it isn't a scream.

291
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,855
It's perfectly terrible.

292
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:38,651
Now, wait till I put this brush... I got
that stuff all over the back of my hand.

293
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:42,280
Wait till I get this bucket out of
sight and then I'll help you two.

294
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,115
What are we going to do?

295
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,658
We'll be stuck
here till it dries.

296
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,577
Well now, don't get panicky.

297
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,412
Just don't get panicky.

298
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,205
We've just got to concentrate.

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00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:58,337
Oh, I know, we could... Oh, no!

300
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:07,346
Hello, Mr. Conklin.

301
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,935
Tuesday?

302
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,313
No, sir, just concentrating.

303
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,231
We all are.

304
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,359
What's the meaning
of this convention?

305
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,112
Oh, that's a very
good question, sir.

306
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,906
You tell him, Mr. Boynton.

307
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:25,823
Who, me?

308
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,200
Yes, let's have it, Boynton.

309
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:30,328
Well, sir, it's very simple.

310
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:34,248
As a matter of fact, it's so simple
that even a child could explain.

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00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,667
So go ahead, Walter.

312
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,379
Who, me?

313
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,674
Well, I could explain it in a
minute, sir, but I hasten to

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00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,928
point out that while I am a
child, I am also a gentleman.

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00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:51,057
And as a gentleman, I always observe
the time-honored rule of ladies first.

316
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,227
So you're on, Miss Brooks.

317
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,436
Who, me?

318
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,564
Let's go around again, shall we?

319
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:02,193
Miss Brooks, how long are you
going to keep up this stalling?

320
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,778
Until it dries.

321
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,989
That is, we were
concentrating on you, sir.

322
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,116
Yes.

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00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,369
We gathered here to devise ways
and means of buying you a present,

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00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:15,248
Mr. Conklin, in recognition of your
many splendid services to Madison High.

325
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,169
Nevertheless, I consider this
an invasion of my private office.

326
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:24,340
And as such, I must
reprimand you for a gift.

327
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,342
What sort of a
gift, Miss Brooks?

328
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,678
Well, we hadn't decided yet.

329
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:32,181
We thought of presenting you with a horseshoe
of flowers, sir, but flowers are such

330
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,810
a fleeting tribute, and we wanted to do
something for you that would really stick.

331
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:41,357
And I think we've done it.

332
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,403
That is the gift to
us, Miss Brooks' idea.

333
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,655
Oh, it was the
entire faculty's idea.

334
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,159
Well, Miss Brooks, while I appreciate
your desire to pay tribute to me,

335
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:55,037
belated though it may be, we will
have to discuss it at some other time.

336
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,956
As you know, Mr. Stone
is coming over, and I

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00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,208
should like the office
cleared before his arrival.

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00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,460
So kindly leave, all of you.

339
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,921
But sir, I... Good
day, Miss Brooks.

340
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,298
Good day, Mr. Conklin.

341
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,176
Good day, Mr. Conklin.

342
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,135
Good day, Walter.

343
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,887
Good day, Mr. Boynton.

344
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,013
Good day, Lizzie.

345
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,097
Good day, Mr. Conklin.

346
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,390
Good day, Mr. Hutch.

347
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,433
Good day, Walter.

348
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,726
Good day, Mr. Conklin.

349
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:20,980
Good day, Mr...
Oh, cut that out!

350
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,024
All of you, leave this instant!

351
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,860
Oh, just give us a
few more minutes, sir.

352
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,529
Until Mr. Stone arrives,
I see no harm in us

353
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,782
discussing what sort of
gift to get you, Mr. Conklin.

354
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:35,953
We've delayed in paying you
this tribute too long as it is, sir.

355
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:41,042
You must realize that you're the most
brilliant principal that Madison ever had.

356
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,295
I'm beginning to see
your point, Miss Brooks.

357
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,714
Yes, yes, there's not
a moment to be lost.

358
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,176
However, since this is
purely a faculty matter, I see

359
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:53,512
no reason for your presence,
Denton, so run along.

360
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,223
Who, me?

361
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,140
You.

362
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,975
Oh.

363
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:04,148
Now, I'll secure a pad and pencil, and
we'll jot down some possible gifts for me.

364
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,026
I said run along, Ganton.

365
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,152
Yes, sir.

366
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,448
Gosh, I can't, Mr. Conklin.

367
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,660
That is, well, I've been
standing in one position so long,

368
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:19,914
concentrating on your gifts, sir,
that I seem to have gotten stuck.

369
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,457
My hands, that is.

370
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,667
Your hands?

371
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,710
Perhaps they've fallen asleep.

372
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,629
Like your brain.

373
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,215
Help him out, Gordon.

374
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,341
Who, me?

375
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,344
Well, you're
closer, Miss Brooks.

376
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,972
Help him, Miss Brooks.

377
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,226
I'm sorry, sir,
but I'm all tied up.

378
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,270
Oh, well, never mind.

379
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,688
I'll do it myself.

380
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:47,316
How anyone can get stuck to a piece of
furniture is more than I can understand.

381
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,985
Ridiculous.

382
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,362
Now, I'll have you free
just as soon as I get

383
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,698
rid of this drawer
that's stuck to my hand.

384
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:57,326
Now, if you just move back
a little bit and take your...

385
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:04,458
This drawer that's
stuck to my hand!

386
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:17,263
Mr. Boyden!

387
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,433
Miss Brooks!

388
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:24,353
Is anything wrong, Mr. Connors?

389
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,146
What's going on here?

390
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:25,271
What?

391
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,230
I demand to know!

392
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,982
Miss Brooks?

393
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,650
Yes, sir?

394
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,737
Why won't my hand come up?

395
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,451
Well, I guess we'd better
confess, Mr. Conklin.

396
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,329
It looks that way, doesn't it?

397
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,790
We've been doing a little
paint job in here, sir, with an

398
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:49,253
amazing new mixture developed
by the Denton Paint Company.

399
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,171
I can't understand it.

400
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,215
Everything was fine till I
blended it with Jeffrey's Marine.

401
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,675
Jeffrey's Marine?

402
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,011
Walter, that's liquid cement.

403
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,763
Holy cow!

404
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:05,519
If Mr. Stone sees us like
this, it will mean Siberia.

405
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,729
What will we do?

406
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,689
We'd better buy warm clothes.

407
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,901
I have checked the
halls thoroughly, Harriet,

408
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:15,029
and I see absolutely
no signs of loitering.

409
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,782
Mr. Stoke, we've
got to get out of here.

410
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:25,122
Daddy's in his office if you
want to see him, Mr. Stone.

411
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,082
Thank you.

412
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,124
Oh, hello, Osgood.

413
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,543
Well, as I have just
told your daughter, I

414
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,254
don't see anybody
standing around like statues.

415
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:39,387
Look again.

416
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,182
What?

417
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:47,728
Walter Denton.

418
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,940
Mr. Boynton.

419
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,483
Who's this?

420
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:56,612
The thinker, who else?

421
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,656
You must be
having hallucinations.

422
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,742
What is the reason for
this grotesque tableau?

423
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,119
Now, take it easy, Mr. Stone.

424
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,829
Let's talk this over quietly.

425
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,789
Miss Brooks, give
Mr. Stone that chair.

426
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,375
Help yourself!

427
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:16,799
Osgood, what is
the meaning of this?

428
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,260
Something wrong, Mr. Stone.

429
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,220
They were just
having a little fun.

430
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,263
Fun?

431
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,765
How dare you?

432
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:30,187
At the end of this school day, you
will all be at the Board of Education.

433
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,063
All of you!

434
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:34,316
I'll call Gleason and
tell him to expect you.

435
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:38,737
Or better yet, I'll arrange
for your hearing in person.

436
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:45,035
The receiver is
stuck to my hand.

437
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,203
Do something, somebody.

438
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,623
I've got to get to the board.

439
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,210
Good day.

440
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,839
The desk and Miss
Brooks' chair are the only

441
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,507
things with extra
coats on them, Walter.

442
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,468
The walls and that
pedestal have only one.

443
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,512
Well, maybe we can get free if
we pull real hard, Mr. Boynton.

444
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,139
Come on.

445
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:05,639
Pull.

446
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:12,771
Now we've got to get them free.

447
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,316
Oh, I know.

448
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,359
Miss Brooks, Mr. Conklin,
Walter and I will run

449
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,570
up to the chem lab and
mix up a strong dissolvent.

450
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:20,446
Now don't be impatient.

451
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,782
It'll take 15 minutes or so.

452
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,410
Come on, Walter.

453
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,244
Right.

454
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,996
Sit tight, folks.

455
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:34,376
Hi.

456
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:41,217
Miss Brooks, as we sit here face to face,
there's something I want to ask you, but

457
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:44,762
I'll have to whisper it because I wouldn't
want anyone in the hall to overhear.

458
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,558
Yes, sir.

459
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,396
You're not serious, Mr. Garland.

460
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,982
I was never more
serious in my life.

461
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,485
If you'll do this one
thing for me, it will

462
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,279
make the next 15 minutes
so much more pleasant.

463
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,907
You have one free hand.

464
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,784
Please do it.

465
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:07,952
Please.

466
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:12,790
Well, if that's the
way you want it, sir.

467
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:28,305
The.

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00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,692
The.

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00:22:40,305 --> 00:23:40,354
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