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The.

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The.

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I'm glad you picked me up
early this morning, Walter.

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I've got to drop in and see
Mr. Conklin before my first class.

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Oh gosh, Miss Brooks, there must be
some other way for a perfectly nice English

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teacher to start off the day than by seeking
an encounter with the blood pressure kid.

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It's not that I don't
respect Mr. Conklin.

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It's just that, well, there's
something about you, Miss Brooks.

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Before the hallowed walls of our
beloved Madison High heave into

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view, I want you to know that
I am... Just a minute, Walter.

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Would you take that last
sentence again, please?

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A little slower.

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Oh, is something
wrong, Miss Brooks?

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Well, I would hesitate to correct
that sentence, Walter, without a

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refresher course myself, but...
What do you mean, heaves into view?

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Well, every so often you read about
how a ship hove into view, don't you?

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Well, hove must be the
past tense, mustn't it?

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Heave, heave, hove, isn't it?

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Oh, of course not, Walter.

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Heave, heave, heave.

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Heave, heave!

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What did you want me to know before
the hallowed walls heave into view?

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Just that you command as much respect as Mr. Conklin, plus the admiration
of all those students who have been fortunate enough to be the recipients

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of your intuitive powers, and that your personal warmth and charm is
exceeded only by your excellence in your chosen field of instruction.

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Ain't it the truth?

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Why are you giving me
this verbal plaque, Walter?

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Why?

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Oh, no reason at all.

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It's just a natural reaction
resulting from months

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of affection growing out
of our happy association.

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I'm being completely sincere and I
have no ulterior motive whatsoever.

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Then thank you, Walter.

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You're welcome.

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Miss Brooks?

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Yes?

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Would you do me a favor?

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If I don't, you'll take
back your plaque.

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Well, what is it, Walter?

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Well, it's the basketball team.

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As you know, I'm the
manager, so it's up to me to

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see Mr. Conklin about
getting some things we need.

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And?

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And it's up to you to
see Mr. Conklin for me,

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because I'm rarely up
to seeing Mr. Conklin.

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What I mean is, we've just
got to get some more trunks.

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Where are you going?

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We're not going anywhere.

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We need some stuff for the guys
to put on while they're playing.

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You see, right now there aren't
trunks enough to go around all the fellas.

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Must be pretty stout fellas.

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Every time we send in a substitute,
he has to take a blanket along

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with him so he can change
trunks with the fella he's replacing.

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About 10 new pairs
should do it fine.

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10 new pairs?

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Couldn't you just
get a larger blanket?

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Please, Miss
Brooks, this is serious.

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And another thing
you've got to talk to

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Mr. Conklin about is the
temperature in that gym.

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It's positively icy in there.

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I know.

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That goes for my classroom, too.

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Well, the temperature in
other parts of the school

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isn't as important as it is
in the gym, Miss Brooks.

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Why, without the
proper uniforms, our guys

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just can't play their
best in that drafty barn.

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Now, you've just got
to talk to Mr. Conklin.

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Well, let's be more
specific, Walter.

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A, what do you want
me to ask, Mr. Conklin?

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And B, why should it
be me instead of you?

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Well, A, to request $100 worth
of athletic equipment from the

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school board, and B, because
you're older and carry more weight.

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And C, if I were driving,
you'd be walking by now.

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No, you don't
understand, Miss Brooks.

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I'm not trying to shirk my
duties, but this is a legitimate B.

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Yeah, let me put it this way.

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In the stockyards, when they
want the sheep to run in a certain

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direction, they don't send
out a little lamb to guide them.

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They send out an old goat.

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What I mean is, I'm sure you've seen it
in the newsreels with this broken down

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old... I mean, where they all start to...
Gosh, Miss Brooks, I hope you're not mad.

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Of course not, Walter.

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Why should I be mad?

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Oh good, then you will do it.

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You will ask Mr. Conklin for me?

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Well, I'll do my best, Walter.

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And now you'd better
apply the brakes.

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The hallowed walls
have just haved into view.

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Oh, good morning, Harriet.

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Oh, I'm so glad we ran
into each other, Miss Brooks.

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Miss Brooks, did I ever
tell you that as a source

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of inspiration, you are
positively unending?

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Oh, I must end somewhere.

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I mean it.

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You're more than just an excellent
instructor of English, Miss Brooks.

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You're

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You're... I am the Patsy who's going to
face your father with one of your problems.

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Oh, listen, psychic too.

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How did you know I wanted you to
talk to Daddy for me, Miss Brooks?

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Why should you be
an exception, Harriet?

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What's your beef?

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The home economics room.

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It's like a deep freeze.

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That room too?

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It's so cold that most of us
wear gloves all through the class.

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And it makes it very
awkward, Miss Brooks.

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Especially when we're trying
to use the sewing machine.

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Does sound pretty bad.

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Oh, it's terrible.

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Yesterday, Alma Glass sewed
five of her fingers together.

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Oh, what's so
terrible about that?

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Gives you an extra ladle
for the cooking class.

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Well, it broke the sewing machine,
and we need about $200 for a new one.

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Harriet, why haven't you ever spoken
to your father at home about this?

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Well, I've tried to, Miss
Brooks, but he just won't listen.

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He's got some kind of a theory that
people nowadays coddle themselves.

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It's up to you, Miss Brooks, to
make conditions in this school livable.

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For you, you mean?

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Well, I'd better be armed with
plenty of facts if I'm going to face him.

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I think I'd better make a survey
of all the other classrooms.

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Starting with
Mr. Boynton's biology lab?

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Now, who's psychic?

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Yes, I think I will interview
the shy master of the microbes.

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Well, that biology lab is even colder
than the rest of the rooms, Miss Brooks.

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I hope you can do
something about it.

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Well, I ought to be able to,
Harriet, with all my experience.

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After all, I've been trying to
thaw out Mr. Boynton for years.

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Oh, so long, Miss Brooks.

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Bye.

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Hello, Mr. Fineman.

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Hello, Miss Brooks.

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How do you feel this morning?

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Pretty cold, thanks.

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Particularly in here.

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Yeah, it's just
kind of chilly at that.

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You know, I was going to ask
Mr. Conklin about the heating

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situation, but I wonder, now that
you're here... that is, would you?

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Naturally.

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Say, maybe I'd better get
you my jacket to slip on.

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Even your voice is shivering.

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Oh no, this outfit I'm wearing
is plenty warm, Mr. Boyden.

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I've got four sweaters
on, you know.

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Really?

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Where?

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Please, Mr. Boynton,
let's not get racy.

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I'm sorry, Miss Brooks.

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I didn't mean anything personal.

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You never do.

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Uh, Mr. Boynton, I'm going to
have to make a rather careful

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survey of the classrooms if I
hope to impress Mr. Conklin.

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Would you mind showing
me around the lab?

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Oh, not at all.

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The situation's pretty bad.

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Why, take my pet frog,
McDougal, for instance.

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He's had a sore
throat for weeks.

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Now with this cold spell, I'm afraid
he's going to have sinus trouble.

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Hi, Mac.

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How are you feeling?

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Gesundheit.

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You're welcome.

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I moved the cages as far from the windows
as I could, but it didn't help much.

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Look at that tank he's in.

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No provisions for
heating the water at all.

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Why, when I came in
here this morning, his

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breakfast was frozen
two inches from his nose.

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By the time he'd eaten,
he had indigestion.

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Oh, that's terrible,
Mr. Boynton.

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You know, this equipment
is rather obsolete.

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What's in this tank up here?

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Oh, these must be
some new tropical fish.

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What's the name of
those pretty blue ones?

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Goldfish.

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They're just cold.

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Well, it's their own fault.

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They should never
have stopped skating.

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Oh, look at those
cute little guinea pigs.

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Now, they're what I call
sensible, Mr. Boynton.

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Look how they're huddled
together in their cage for warmth.

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You know, if people had that much
sense, they could keep warm that way, too.

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Quit kidding, Miss Brooks.

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People could never
fit into a cage that size.

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No, but think of the
fun they'd have trying.

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Mr. Boynton, what do you estimate it
would cost for new equipment for the lab?

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Oh, I'd say about $150, roughly.

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Or $200 if you smooth it out.

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Well, that's a sort of
a joke, Miss Brooks.

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First I said roughly, then I
said $200 if you smooth it out.

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Oh!

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Yes, that's a Lulu.

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I know another one, but I wish
you'd stop me if you've heard it.

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It's about this group of people.

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I've heard it.

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You have?

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The one about the group of people who
are discussing something in a very animated

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manner, and suddenly they stop, and this
one fellow says, is anybody eating a donut?

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And another fellow says, why?

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And the first chap says, because
there's a hole in the conversation.

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Is that the one you've heard?

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No, that's a different one.

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Tell me yours.

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Well, it's about
this group of people.

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I just did tell
you, Miss Brooks.

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Oh, so you did.

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And a little beauty it was, too.

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Well, I'd better get back
to class, Mr. Boynton.

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I'll put $150 on my expense
account, and I'll take it

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in to Mr. Conklin at the
beginning of lunch period.

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That's awfully nice
of you, Miss Brooks.

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Oh, will you have lunch
with me afterwards?

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Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Boynton.

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Miss Brooks, please don't
even bring your purse with you.

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It only embarrasses me when you try
to pay your own check in the cafeteria.

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Oh, all right, Mr. Boynton.

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I'll leave my bag in my desk.

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Fine.

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And when I see you to your room,
I can pick up what you owe me.

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Oh, that's a good one too.

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What am I laughing for?

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He's not kidding.

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Lose yourself and talk
like a rational human being.

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Well, it's like
this, Mr. Conklin.

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If we could get a larger appropriation from the school
board... Miss Brooks, when you so fortuitously entered this

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office, I was planning a general revision of expenses, an
economy wave the likes of which this school has never seen.

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But... But... Please, don't
butt me, young woman.

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I can't help it.

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I'm the goat that
was picked for the job.

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It isn't a large amount
of money, Mr. Conklin.

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Besides, the temperature of
the school is very important.

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Well, of course it is, and I
find it exceedingly comfortable.

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That's the trouble
with people nowadays.

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They're mollycoddles.

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Soft dicks.

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Why, when I think of our forefathers at
Valley Forge, dragging cannon through

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the snow with their feet wrapped in rags,
why, it's enough to make my blood boil.

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It wouldn't boil in my room.

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Look, Mr. Conklin, you want the students
at Madison to learn something, don't you?

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Of course I do, and that's
part of my theory, Miss Brooks.

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In cutting down on the
heat in this building, I'm

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improving the mental and
physical standards of health.

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You know, of course, that below a certain
temperature, germs don't stand a chance.

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People either.

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And even if you don't care
about the people, Mr. Conklin,

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00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,587
think of the poor little
animals in Mr. Boynton's lab.

246
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:35,713
What's wrong with them?

247
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:40,718
Why, the white mice can't even run
on the treadmill without snowshoes.

248
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,887
And Mr. Boynton's frog
doesn't know whether to

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croak, sneeze, or hiccup,
so he does all three.

250
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,725
It's very depressing.

251
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,979
Well, don't listen to it.

252
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,564
And how about the
basketball team?

253
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,193
Walter Denton tells me that every
time he sends one of his substitutes into

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the game, he has to hide behind a
trunk until they can change blankets.

255
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:09,497
And just think, Mr. Conklin, a hundred
dollars would remedy the entire situation.

256
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$100?

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That's $200 for a new sewing
machine, $50 for weather stripping my

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room, and $150 for warmer tanks
and better equipment in the biology lab.

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$500 is all you have
to requisition from the

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board, plus some
additional money for coal.

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And if you will sharpen the
sword, I will fall on it on my way out.

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Miss Brooks.

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I'm going to try
to control myself.

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I shall now go over to that
window and look out of it.

265
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A moment later, I'm
going to turn around

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and you will have gone
quietly out the door.

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That's better.

268
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$500.

269
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:31,746
That's cold.

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Daniel!

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The only way to convince Mr. Conklin
that he's got to do something about

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the heating situation is to pretend
we're all coming down with bad colds.

273
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:43,091
Oh, you mean going to his office
sneezing and coughing and all?

274
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:43,716
Exactly.

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00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,095
He won't dare face the school
board investigation if he thinks

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he started an epidemic with his
own personal theories of hygiene.

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00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,767
Besides, I happen
to know he's quite a

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hypochondriac when it
comes to contagious germs.

279
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:59,482
But if we don't really have colds, it'd
be lying to say that we have, wouldn't it?

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00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:04,278
Oh, just a teeny-weeny little white
lie for the common good, Mr. Boynton.

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00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,739
Oh, you know what happens
to me when I tell a falsehood?

282
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,909
I have a psychosomatic
symptom that causes me to hiccup.

283
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,286
Well, we'll just have to
take a chance on that.

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Think of all those poor little animals
depending on you, Mr. Boynton.

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Your frog McDougal and
those poor blue goldfish.

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00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,629
I'll do it, Miss Brooks.

287
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,923
I'll be darned if I don't.

288
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,383
Language!

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00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,344
Oh, I beg your pardon.

290
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,929
I'll forget it, Mr. Boynton.

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00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:34,851
In a crisis like this, even I
resort to an occasional epithet.

292
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:41,983
Oh, Nellie!

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Come in.

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What is it, Boynton?

295
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:53,035
Mr. Cocklet, I've
got a bad cold.

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What?

297
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It's in my toes.

298
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It's head, mostly.

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Don't... Ah-choo!

300
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Gesundheit.

301
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,089
Turn your head.

302
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,175
Don't you know
those germs travel?

303
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,718
How long have you had this cold?

304
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,720
Oh, a long time.

305
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:16,100
Don't... Ah-choo!

306
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:21,272
Obviously, you caught something
from that wretched frog of yours.

307
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,525
Well, go and take some
aspirin, go home early,

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do anything but get
out of this office at once.

309
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:35,036
But Mr. Coxford, if my laboratory was just
a little bit warmer, I'd... I'd... Ah-choo!

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I'll talk to you when
you've recovered, Boyden.

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Now please go, get some rest.

312
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:46,047
Let me know if there's
anything I can do from a distance.

313
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,966
Right, Mr. Coxford.

314
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:54,972
Yes!

315
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,057
Thank you, sir.

316
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,850
I'm very grateful.

317
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:04,982
Better clear the
air out of this room.

318
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,700
Oh, that's better.

319
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:15,534
Woof!

320
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,661
Woof!

321
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:21,832
Woof!

322
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:25,419
Come in.

323
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,425
What in heaven's name are you?

324
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,427
It's me, Mr. Coughlin.

325
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,720
Water dented.

326
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,888
What do you want, Denton?

327
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:40,142
Well, as manager of the basketball
team, I would like to request a Werber Jim.

328
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,145
A what?

329
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:50,278
A Werber jib to
play basketball in.

330
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,000
It's freezing in there!

331
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:04,125
Yes!

332
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:04,208
Yes!

333
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:04,667
Yes!

334
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,878
Pardon me, I've
got an awful cold.

335
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,130
You too?

336
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,382
Well, cover your
face when you sneeze.

337
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:11,799
Yes, sir.

338
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:12,633
Pardon me, sir.

339
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,677
I'm sorry, sir.

340
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,930
Yes!

341
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:28,649
We've got a very important home game
to play tomorrow, and we need some heat.

342
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,154
Heat, eh?

343
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,365
If you have such a bad
cold, Denton, maybe you'd

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better not come around
to the game tomorrow.

345
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:39,994
What?

346
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,039
I'll be there, and I'll
appoint another manager.

347
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:46,083
Oh, gosh, Mr. Cantlin,
I'm not that sick.

348
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,169
I feel great.

349
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,380
I mean, I... I think I know
what you mean, Denton.

350
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,258
This is all a scheme to get me
to ask the board for more money.

351
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,427
And I think I know
who put you up to it, too.

352
00:18:56,552 --> 00:19:01,307
She did not!

353
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,851
Come in, Miss Brooke.

354
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:17,239
Hello, Mr. Popper!

355
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,242
How dare you
smoke in this school?

356
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:24,330
I'm not smoking,
I'm just breathing.

357
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,415
Well, cut it out.

358
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,627
Gosh, you look
great, Miss Brooks.

359
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,796
I've never seen
you looking better.

360
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,422
Sit down, sit down.

361
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,423
Thank you, Wallace.

362
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:38,427
You couldn't possibly have a
cold or anything the way you look.

363
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,055
You know what I mean?

364
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,057
What's the matter
with you, Walter?

365
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:47,895
I have a terrible cold in my
head and toes, Mr. Coughlin.

366
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,148
It's on account of my rube.

367
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,652
Mr. Coughlin!

368
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:55,319
Is that a scream?

369
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:55,694
Oh, Ms.

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00:19:55,820 --> 00:20:00,658
Brooks, you do a very funny
imitation of a person with a cold.

371
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,701
It's a big imitation, Walter.

372
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,829
But what are you
squirming about?

373
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:09,083
Everybody knows
you're just fooling.

374
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:10,835
I don't like that.

375
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:15,005
In my own class, a stool pigeon.

376
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,175
I knew this was a plot, Miss
Brooks, and I'm ashamed of you.

377
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,969
Simply because
there's a little fresh air

378
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,054
circulating through the
school you throw a fit.

379
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,348
Your forefather
should see you now.

380
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,309
Those valiant men at Valley
Forge, dragging cannon

381
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,563
through the snow with rags
wrapped around their feet.

382
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,314
Oh, excuse me, Daddy.

383
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,441
Oh, what is it, Harriet?

384
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,986
Oh, well, if you're talking with
Walter and Miss Brooks, that's his way.

385
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,947
It's just that I talked to
Mother on the phone a little

386
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,700
while ago and her back's
been bothering her a bit.

387
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:43,701
So?

388
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,703
So she'd like it right away.

389
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:46,829
Like what?

390
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,330
Well, you know what.

391
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:52,543
Now please get up, Daddy,
and I'll disconnect the plug.

392
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:59,175
Oh, come on, Daddy.

393
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:06,307
Here we are.

394
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,603
I'll just take this
right home to Mother.

395
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,147
See you later, folks.

396
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:23,157
Well, now, where in the world
did that heating bag come from?

397
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:29,038
Probably war surplus
from Valley Forge.

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00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:39,381
♪

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