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Yes, Walter?

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Are you a completely
happy human being?

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Huh?

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Well, the point I'm trying to make, Miss
Brooks, is that in spite of your warm and genial

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exterior, I get the feeling that seething
beneath the surface is a vast discontent.

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To find the cause of that discontent and
then to eliminate it is the task at hand.

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This is the first time
I've ever been driven

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to school on a
psychiatrist's couch, Walter.

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And now the first step we must
consider is the object of your

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very warm but so far unreturned
affections, one Philip Boynton.

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So far, one is enough.

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But if you persist in this line of chatter,
we'll... Let's face it, the longer this

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thing drags on, the less chance you're
going to have of nailing that buzzer down.

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You're on a
treadmill, Miss Brooks.

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You're just not getting anywhere
with the bashful biologist.

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That's why I've decided that
Mr. Boynton has got to be spoken to.

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You've decided?

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I don't mean that you
should speak to him.

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And I don't think I
ought to speak to him.

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That might be a little too
aggressive, don't you think?

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I would say so, yes.

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However, a very good faculty friend of his,
who's also quite fond of you, could perform

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a noble romantic service by hinting to
Mr. Boynton that two can live as cheaply as one.

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Two can't live as
cheaply as Mr. Boynton.

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Our dates are a stark
lesson in economy.

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I wouldn't want to say
he's stingy, Walter, but as a

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teacher, he can't afford
to get serious with anyone.

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Wait until I ask Mr. LeBlanc to
have a heart-to-heart with him.

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The French teacher?

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Why should he be involved?

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Because he's a good
friend of Mr. Boynton's.

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Don't you see, when Mr. LeBlanc starts reminding
him how dull a bachelor's life is, well,

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Mr. Boynton will probably start worrying
about Mr. LeBlanc liking you so much himself.

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And then when that green-eyed
monster of jealousy starts

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working, well, Mr. Boynton
might just puff up and pop.

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Water, you say one word to
Mr. LeBlanc and I'll pop you.

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I appreciate your magnanimous
motives, but this is not your problem.

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Now, you've got to promise
me you'll drop the whole subject.

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Okay, I promise.

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Of course, there's a funny
thing about me, Miss Brooks.

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It's been said that some of my
promises aren't worth a plug nickel.

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♪

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Your daughter said you wanted
to speak to me, Mr. Counsellor.

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Oh, yes, there's something rather personal
I'd like to discuss with you, Miss Brooks.

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Please sit down.

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Oh, thank you.

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As you know, my wife's
brother, Edgar, has

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been living in the
apartment over our garage.

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Oh, yes.

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He's the one who dropped in to
spend Easter week with you, isn't he?

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Yes, in 1938.

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Recently, he received a
bid to sponge off some of...

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to live with another
relative in upstate New York.

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As a matter of fact, he is
now on his way to Rochester.

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And as I humorously
remark to my wife, I hope

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Rochester hides him
in Jack Benny's vault.

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Oh, that's a good one.

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As it may be, I now have a charming suite
available for rent for only $60 a month.

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Would you like to rent it?

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Me?

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No, Mr. Conklin.

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I only pay $40 to Mrs. Davis.

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But this apartment is
perfect for housekeeping.

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And it would be very
comfortable for two.

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It sounds lovely, but I've received
very few proposals so far this morning.

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Well, I just have to tack this for
rent sign up on the bulletin board.

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In addition, I would like you to act
a sort of rental agent in this matter.

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You know, put in a good
word with the other teachers.

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You will do this little
thing for me, won't you?

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Well, Frank... Thanks, Lou.

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And any results from
your suggestions, don't

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worry, will be suitably
rewarded, Miss Brooks.

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Oh, perhaps you could interest
Mr. Boynton in my apartment.

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Well, if I haven't been able to
interest him in my apartment,

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I don't see why I should...
Oh, you mean renting it, sir.

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I thought you meant...
that is... I mean...

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Bye now.

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Oh, Mr. LeBlanc, I just looked
for you in your classroom.

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For me, Walter?

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For what?

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Well, I'll try to break
it to you gently.

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As you know, Miss Brooks
is one of our favorite teachers

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here at Madison, and all
the kids want her to be happy.

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Ah, Miss Brooks.

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Quelle exquise et
quelle femme charmante.

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Uh, yeah.

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Well, now, naturally, she's too
embarrassed to mention anything

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like this to you herself, but
loneliness is a terrible thing.

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Don't you think she'd
be a lot happier married?

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What is this?

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Well, on the way down here this morning, Miss
Brooks virtually admitted that she wanted

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to get married, and we both agreed that
you're the logical choice to put it across.

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Me?

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I am the logical choice?

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Oh, this is wonderful news.

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You know, Walter,

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I have always admired Miss Brooks
greatly, but I have control of my emotions.

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Yeah, I know.

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My friendship for Mr. Boynton made me feel
that it would be improper of me to... Oh,

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but now that I know she's feeling upon
me like wedding bells... Oh, just a minute.

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Oh, hold it a second, Mr. Dolbanch,
there's something I'd better explain.

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You have explained all I
need to know, my friend.

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First, I go to Miss
Brooks at once.

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Then I will console Mr. Boynton
over his losing her to me.

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But Mr. LeBlanc, you see, when I
told you... Oh, good morning, LeBlanc.

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Good morning, Mr. Coughlin.

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Hello, Denton.

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March to your class, boys.

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Please, sir, there's something I have
to finish talking to Mr. LeBlanc about.

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Now what?

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I must hurry.

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Excuse me, please, Mr. Coughlin.

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Of course, of course.

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One moment, you.

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What's this fraternizing
with the faculty?

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Usually, I find you
buzzing with Miss Brooks.

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Now, LeBlanc.

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If you'd spend more time with your
books, you wouldn't be such an idiot.

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I don't think it's fair of
you to call me an idiot.

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After all... Much, you idiot!

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Hi, Mr. LeBlanc.

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What's new?

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Everything is new when two
people have found of each other.

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I didn't know anyone was losted.

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What was that again?

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Miss Brooks, an homme qui aime est un
homme nouveau dans tous les sens du mot.

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Ain't it the truth?

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I just had a little talk
with Walter Benton, Miss

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Brooks, and I have
learned of your loneliness.

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Oh, well, Walter shouldn't have
mentioned that, Mr. LeBlanc.

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It's very embarrassing.

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Oh, no.

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I'm glad he did.

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Glad because now I can
see to it that instead of

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loneliness, you will find
happiness with a man you love.

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Well, if it's too much
trouble, don't bother.

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Bother?

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It was nice of you to volunteer.

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But after all, this is a
very personal matter.

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Indeed it is.

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To settle down and raise a family is
the most personal matter in the world.

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Then you understand why I want
to handle the whole thing myself.

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Yourself?

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Oh, you mean the
plans for the future?

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But of course, my dear.

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Oh, believe me, you are on the
threshold of supreme happiness.

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Do you really think so?

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Well, if you honestly think it
would work out... I am positive.

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Of course, you realize
it's a very delicate situation.

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Oh, yes, I do.

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I will speak to
Mr. Boynton at once.

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Oh, well, maybe you'd
better wait until we have

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more time to discuss
what you should say to him.

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Very well.

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Shall we meet at lunchtime for the
final, beautiful, happy arrangement?

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You make it very difficult to
refuse your offer, Mr. LeBlanc.

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What could I
possibly say but oui?

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Oui?

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Ah, you will not regret it.

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En acceptant de devenir
ma femme, vous m'avez

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rendu l'homme le plus
heureux du monde.

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Au revoir et à
déjeuner, mon amour.

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And a happy Bastille Day to you.

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Hi, Miss Brooks.

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Why, Harriet Conklin,
where did you come from?

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Uh, from your cloakroom.

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I've been in there arranging the files
since before you arrived, Miss Brooks.

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Well, that's very
interesting, Harriet.

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Mr. LeBlanc just left.

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Did you happen to
overhear our conversation?

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That's a dirty answer
if I ever heard it.

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Oh, isn't he the
end, Miss Brooks?

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I mean, isn't he swoon bait?

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Gosh, when Mr. LaBlanche
gave you that pitch in French

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and you said, we,
honestly, I positively flipped.

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Gave me what pitch, Harriet?

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Just what did I say we to?

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Don't you know, Miss Brooks?

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Mr. LeBlanc said, en
acceptant de devenir ma femme,

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vous m'avez rendu l'homme
le plus heureux du monde.

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Oh, well, that's a relief.

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For a moment, I thought,
what does that mean?

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Well, it means, by agreeing
to become my bride,

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you've made me the
happiest man in the world.

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Mr. LeBlanc's bride?

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Oh, no.

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Sigoura Mosnia Hockensfeld.

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What's that?

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That's Portuguese, for Walter
Denton ain't long for this world.

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McDougal might
like some of this, too.

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You know, Mac's been kind
of lethargic lately, Miss Brooks.

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Just mopes around in his cage.

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Well, maybe he's tired of
being in there all by himself.

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I guess some creatures get pretty lonesome
sometimes, don't they, Mr. Barnham?

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Yes, indeed.

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That's why I spend as much
time with my frog as possible.

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Maybe he's got a friend for me.

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What's that, Miss Brooks?

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Skip it.

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Did you see
Mr. LeBlanc this morning?

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Well, yes, I saw him
in the hall a while ago.

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He was humming and whistling,
seemed happy as a bird.

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I wonder why.

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Maybe he's flying south.

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No, I think he was on his
way to the cafeteria for lunch.

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I brought my own
sandwiches today, Miss Brooks.

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It saves me a few cents.

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Yes, I know.

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When one makes one's own sandwiches, one
can eat two sandwiches as cheaply as one.

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Yes.

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I'll admit it isn't much to eat, but
you invited me to dinner at your place

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tonight, Miss Brooks, and so I thought
I'd better not stuff myself until then.

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Mrs. Davis and I will
expect you around seven.

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Is there anything
special you'd like?

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No, I'm not fussy, Miss Brooks.

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I'll love whatever
you put on my plate.

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I'll be there at seven.

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Fine, I'll be on your plate.

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Miss Brooks, you are
now ready to go to lunch?

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In just a moment, Mr. LeBlanc.

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There's something I
want to say to you first.

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Yes?

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You see, I didn't really understand what
you said to me in French this morning.

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Besides, I didn't understand that
you had misunderstood Walter Denton.

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Misunderstood?

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Mr. LeBlanc, I'm very honored
that you should ask me to be your

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wife, but I just don't consider
myself the right type for you.

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I should have known it
was too good to be true.

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But young Denton, when he
told me about the loneliness... Oh,

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Walter wasn't speaking of my
loneliness, it was Mr. Boynton's.

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You see, it was a very childish scheme, but Walter felt
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live as cheaply as one, he might... Well, that's about as
far as I can go without getting a very bloodshot complexion.

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00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,876
What a fool I've been.

235
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,920
I'm sorry, Mr. LaBlanche.

236
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,923
Oh, don't be
embarrassed, Miss Brooks.

237
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,967
I want to talk to Mr. Boynton.

238
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,760
Oh, don't talk to him.

239
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,261
I think it's too late.

240
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,597
No, no, don't worry, my dear.

241
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,767
I want you to always
consider me your friend.

242
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,396
Now, in this, as in any
other matter that I can help

243
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:55,274
you with, please don't
hesitate to call me upon.

244
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,860
Well, thanks.

245
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:02,949
That, to me, is the example perfect of how
we language teachers should together suck.

246
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,617
Stick.

247
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,496
You have lived alone
for quite a while, is it not?

248
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,998
Yes, it is.

249
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,958
I've lived alone a
good part of my life.

250
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,043
It is a lonely life, believe me.

251
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,586
I know.

252
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:20,675
I also know that as a teacher,
your earnings are not of the highest.

253
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:26,723
But, Boynton, did you ever think
that two can live as cheaply as one?

254
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:27,640
I don't understand.

255
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:31,269
Only moments ago, I saw a
sign on the school bulletin board.

256
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,646
Mr. Conklin has an
apartment for rent.

257
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:34,939
$60 a month.

258
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,774
But I only pay $50 now.

259
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,818
Oh, perhaps you would
come down to $50.

260
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,278
And remember this.

261
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,238
It is an apartment for two.

262
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,615
Now, you would save on laundry.

263
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,034
You would save on meals.

264
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,161
You... Say, wait a minute.

265
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,787
You've given me an idea.

266
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,373
I'm having dinner with
Miss Brooks tonight,

267
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,126
LeBlanc, and I wonder
if you'd do me a favor.

268
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,003
It is my day for it.

269
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,379
What can I do?

270
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,007
Would you ask Mr. Conklin
if he'd let the apartment go

271
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,676
for $50 and call me up
tonight at Miss Brooks' place?

272
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,344
But of course, my friend.

273
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:09,057
And may I say to you as
one swoonbait to another,

274
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,477
you are making the
wisest move of your life.

275
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,730
Swoon bait?

276
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,818
Tell me, Miss Brooks, did you or
Mrs. Davis make these short ribs?

277
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,278
Do you like them, Mr. Biden?

278
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,237
Very much.

279
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,281
Then I made them.

280
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,326
I did the shopping, too.

281
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,745
Well, you certainly know
how to pick out short ribs.

282
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,205
Oh, it was nothing, really.

283
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:36,959
The short ribs just look
cuter than the long ribs.

284
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,586
It's a funny thing, though.

285
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,714
It didn't cost any more for
these two orders we're having

286
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:45,093
than it would cost a bachelor
for one order in a restaurant.

287
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,261
I do most of my own cooking.

288
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,138
Well, it isn't only the cooking.

289
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,517
The same ratio applies to
everything you buy nowadays.

290
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,477
Take a couch, for instance.

291
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:59,148
If one or two people sit on the couch, it
sets them back the same amount of money.

292
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,775
I don't like couches very much.

293
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,401
I prefer an old rocking chair.

294
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,194
That's what I say.

295
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:09,492
If two people sit in a rocking
chair, it's just as cheap.

296
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,410
Here's your ice cream, folks.

297
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,787
Thank you.

298
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,831
There you are, Tony.

299
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:15,665
There now.

300
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,333
Is everything all right?

301
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,043
Just fine, Mrs. Davis.

302
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:19,919
Oh, dear.

303
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,337
I forgot the coffee.

304
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,755
Oh, you've worked
too hard, Mrs. Davis.

305
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,257
I'll get the coffee.

306
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:24,382
Oh.

307
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:24,799
Excuse me.

308
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,845
It'll just take me a second.

309
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:28,970
Here.

310
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:29,095
Oh.

311
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,514
The short ribs are
very nice, Mrs. Davis.

312
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,141
Well, they ought to be.

313
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,727
They cost me a
fortune at the market.

314
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:40,189
Why, you know that for
the price of these two orders

315
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,818
you've had, you can get
three orders in a restaurant.

316
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:52,410
Loses her contact lenses, and she's having
a heck of a time raiding the refrigerator.

317
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:57,790
This little domestic
scene isn't paying off at all.

318
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:01,711
He hasn't said anything remotely
matrimonial since he got here.

319
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,838
Well, give him time, dear.

320
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,591
Maybe he'll warm
up after dinner.

321
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:10,761
I think, though, that you ought
to give him a subtle hint or two.

322
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:11,929
Like what, for instance?

323
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:18,186
Tell him you're sick
and tired of being single.

324
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:23,524
Connie, I think Mr. Boynton is worried
about the financial end of marriage.

325
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,277
You ought to tell him
about Joe and Lorraine.

326
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:31,157
My goodness, Joe and Lorraine got married
on much less than you and Mr. Boynton make.

327
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,783
You tell him about that.

328
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,203
Let's not be crude, Mrs. Davis.

329
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,122
Gosh, this coffee
certainly is piping hot.

330
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,291
Here you are, Miss Brooks.

331
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,417
Thanks.

332
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,255
You know, Mr. Boyden, as I look
at you and Connie seated here at

333
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,967
this table, I can't help but think
what a handsome couple you make.

334
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:57,016
Mrs. Davis, why don't you
go and get yourself some...

335
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,311
Why, you look just as
happy as a pair of newlyweds.

336
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,689
Why don't you get yourself
some coffee, Mrs. Davis?

337
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,482
Oh, I'll get it for you.

338
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:04,982
No, no, no.

339
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,067
You sit still, dear.

340
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:13,157
But while I'm gone, you tell
Mr. Boynton about Joe and Lorraine.

341
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,412
Joe and Lorraine
who, Miss Brooks?

342
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,914
Oh, just some friends of mine.

343
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,290
Two very nice girls.

344
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,708
Girls?

345
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,378
Joe is short for Josephine.

346
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,922
What was it Mrs. Davis wanted
you to tell me about them?

347
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,632
Oh, just a little story.

348
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:34,762
You see, Joe and Lorraine are sisters,
and last month Lorraine bought a new dress.

349
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,099
And since then, Joe
is always wearing it.

350
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:38,808
Always.

351
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:39,850
Was that the whole story?

352
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,396
I'm not crazy about it myself.

353
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,401
Mrs. Davis thinks it's grand.

354
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,153
My, this coffee is hot.

355
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:57,994
Mr. Boyden, did Connie tell
you about Joe and Lorraine?

356
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:58,869
Yes, ma'am.

357
00:17:58,995 --> 00:17:59,370
Oh, good.

358
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:03,124
They just had the cutest baby.

359
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,426
Joe and Lorraine had a baby?

360
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,053
Mrs. Davis... Eight
pounds it weighed.

361
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,388
Mrs. Davis, you
forgot the cream.

362
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,431
It was a boy.

363
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,309
Just the image of Joe.

364
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,228
If you think you're confused,
you should have seen Joe.

365
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:28,357
Mrs. Davis, you
forgot the sugar, too.

366
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,192
Oh, all right, dear.

367
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:34,155
I'll go and get everything
and I'll be right back.

368
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:39,076
I don't quite understand what Mrs. Davis
is... Oh, it's very simple, Mr. Boynton.

369
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,371
You see, when Mr. and Mrs.
Grimaldi had to leave for the

370
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:46,334
coast on business, they left
their baby with Joe and Lorraine.

371
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,918
Mr. and Mrs. Grimaldi?

372
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,754
Joe and Lorraine's
mother and father.

373
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:54,759
Their mother and... Here's the
cream and sugar, Mr. Boynton.

374
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,094
There you are.

375
00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:01,390
Did Connie tell you about
Joe and Lorraine's baby?

376
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,017
Yes, she did, Mrs. Davis.

377
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,186
Oh, my, they're so lucky.

378
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,439
You know, poor Mr. and
Mrs. Grimaldi have been

379
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:12,276
married 12 years, and
they still haven't had a baby.

380
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,988
What?

381
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,992
But Miss Brooks, I thought you...
She's talking about the Harold Grimaldi.

382
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,245
I was referring to
the Herbert Grimaldi.

383
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:23,788
Yes.

384
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,874
Mrs. Davis, would you
go out into the kitchen and

385
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,835
make us some waffles
to go with the ice cream?

386
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,546
Connie, that would
take at least half an hour.

387
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,048
Fine.

388
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,675
I want mine well done.

389
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,513
Well, if you insist, dear.

390
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:44,183
I'll see you later, Mr. Boyden.

391
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:52,358
I'm afraid you'll have to
forgive Mrs. Davis, Mr. Barton.

392
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,950
She gets a little
eccentric at times.

393
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,327
Mrs. Davis doesn't
bother me, Miss Brooks.

394
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:07,289
But just between you and me, I'm
glad she left us alone for a few minutes.

395
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,124
You are?

396
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:08,416
Yes.

397
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,875
There's something
I want to tell you.

398
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,794
Something of the
utmost importance.

399
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:12,795
There is?

400
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,796
If you remember, Ms.

401
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,799
Brooks, when I first arrived here
tonight, I received a phone call.

402
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,217
I remember.

403
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,593
That was from Mr. LeBlanc.

404
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,388
I asked him to find something
out for me, and he did.

405
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:23,514
Yes, he did?

406
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,557
Yes.

407
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,517
He found out that
Mr. Conklin would drop

408
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,686
the rental on his
apartment from $60 to $50.

409
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,604
And, well, Ms.

410
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:34,191
Brooks, living alone can be
a pretty miserable existence.

411
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,818
It can?

412
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,237
You know it can.

413
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,031
There's nothing as
lonely as a bachelor.

414
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,743
No companionship, no
one to share things with.

415
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,788
Of course, being a teacher,
there's a financial problem.

416
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,166
But I'm sure that two people
can live as cheaply as one.

417
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,167
They can?

418
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,794
Oh, they can,
Mr. Boynton, absolutely.

419
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,421
I knew you'd feel
that way about it.

420
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,007
That's why I'm taking that
apartment, Miss Brooks.

421
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,468
I know we'll be happy in it.

422
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:05,389
And just think, it's
only $25 a piece.

423
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,225
A peak?

424
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:08,976
Sure.

425
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,145
Tomorrow morning, Mr. LeBlanc
and I are moving in together.

426
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:17,276
Mr. LeBlanc and you?

427
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,611
Certainly.

428
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,030
Will you excuse me a minute?

429
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,364
Mrs. Davis?

430
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,992
Mrs. Davis, there's
something I've got to tell you.

431
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,994
What is it, Connie?

432
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:33,876
If you're not busy tomorrow,
you and I are getting married.

433
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:52,770
The End.

433
00:21:53,305 --> 00:22:53,549
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