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This should be the kitchen door.

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If you're looking for the
gas meter, it's outside.

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Don't let this
flashlight stall you.

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Just a tool of the trade.

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Anybody else living
here beside you?

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Oh, just my
landlady, Mrs. Davis.

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Yes.

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It's a very strange time
to be taking the census.

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I'm neither the gas man
nor the census taker.

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Miss, uh... Miss,
uh... Oh, Brooke.

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Constance Brooke.

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Oh, how do you do, Miss Brooks?

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My name is Joe Phillips.

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Oh, happy to shake your
flashlight, Mr. Phillips.

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Do you mind if I
turn the light on?

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Might as well.

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Well, if you're looking for money,
I can save us both a lot of trouble.

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I'm a schoolteacher.

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Oh, I wasn't after money.

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I just broke in here
to raid your icebox.

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If I'd have known you was a school
teacher, I'd have brought you a sandwich.

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Well, I don't understand.

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If you're just after food, why
don't you go to a restaurant?

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I got a dandy
answer for that one.

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They charge.

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You see, I've been out of
work for a couple of months, and

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I feel that starvation is a
very unsatisfactory career.

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Well, what about your friends?

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Couldn't they help you?

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No, putting the arm on one's
friends isn't much of a career either.

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Well, I'm hungry.

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I just take a chance and
drop into various kitchens.

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Well, I never heard
of such a thing.

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Won't you sit down a
minute, Mr. Phillips?

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I'd like to go into your
problem a little further.

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Say, you caught me red-handed.

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Aren't you going
to call the police?

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The police?

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We're lucky if there's enough
in this icebox for you and me.

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Of course, we just
had leftovers last night,

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but I can offer you
some leftover leftovers.

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Well, to tell you the truth, I
wasn't thinking about dinner.

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My mind was on breakfast.

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Oh, of course it's
after five, isn't it?

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Fine hostess I am.

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Well, I'll just step
outside and get the milk.

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Oh, I brought it in with me.

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That was thoughtful.

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Did you look around, Connie?

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Is everything all right?

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So far, so good, Mrs. Davis.

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This is Mr. Phillips.

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He's a burglar.

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Oh, how do you do?

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How do you do?

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Have you been here long?

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Uh, not very.

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Why?

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Well, I thought I heard a
noise, someone moving

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around in the kitchen
a little while ago.

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Did you notice anyone?

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Oh, just a little cat
out on the back porch.

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Oh, well, that was Minerva.

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It couldn't have been
Minerva, because...

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He's a burglar!

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Oh!

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Take it easy, Mrs. Davis.

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He's just after our vitamins.

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He doesn't seem very
violent, so I thought I'd give

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him a bite to eat and
get the rest of his story.

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Oh, that's nice.

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I'll put on some toast.

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Oh, thanks, Mrs. Davis.

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Say, would you mind giving
me the address here, please?

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The address?

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Why, do you want that?

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Yes, you seem to have found the
place all right without the address.

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Well, you see, I'd like to jot it
down in my little black book.

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Well, it's $2.95, Carol Adler.

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$2.95, Carol.

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Double L. As soon as I
can afford it, I'm going to

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repay everyone who's
contributed to my nourishment.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to give the biggest
dinner party you ever saw.

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Well, how many are
on your guest list so far?

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Couple of dozen couples.

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You're going to have
that many people.

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You'll have to break into
a pretty big restaurant.

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Well, this is one shindig
I'm going to pay for myself.

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Of course, I realize I'll
have to get a pretty good job

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before I can do that, but I'm
still going to make the effort.

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Well, good for you.

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Here's some cereal.

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Look, Mr. Phillips, on any
of your little food-raising

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expeditions, have you
ever been caught before?

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No, ma'am, but I was
almost caught last night.

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And it looked like
such a lovely setup.

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It was only about
7.30 in the evening.

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Here was this man
fast asleep on a couch.

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And here was this big ball of fried
chicken on a table right behind him.

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And here was this
open window right near it.

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But just as I reached
in to grab it, he woke up.

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Well, you never heard such
bellowing in your whole life.

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Say, he chased me for 15
blocks before I finally shook him.

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Well, that's one way
to work up an appetite.

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That chicken wasn't worth it.

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Things fried in
deep fat murder me.

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Mr. Phillips, if you're
really serious about

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paying back your food
debt, maybe I can help you.

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You know, our school
custodian has been ill for a few

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days, and maybe I could
get you a job filling in for him.

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Really?

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Gee, that'd be
wonderful, Miss Brooks.

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Here's your toast, folks.

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Oh, thank you.

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And speaking of eating,
Connie, I've had an invitation

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over to my sister
Angela's for dinner tonight.

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I'd like to ask you along, dear, but
Angela hasn't been very well lately.

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Oh, well, I wouldn't think of
bothering Angela, Mrs. Davis.

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Don't worry about me.

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I'll grab a bite
at the drugstore.

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Oh, don't do that, Miss Brooks.

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If you're short on funds,
why not have dinner with me?

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Well, thanks just the same,
Mr. Phillips, but I hate to eat and run.

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Come in.

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Excuse me, Mr. Kanglin, I'd like
to talk to you about something.

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Oh, very well, Miss Brooks.

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But first, there's something
I'd like to discuss with you.

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My expenses have been rather
heavy this past month, and, well, this is

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a rather embarrassing statement
for me to make, but I'm short of funds.

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Well, if you think that's
an embarrassing statement,

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just wait till you put
your next question.

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I'm flat broke, too.

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I wasn't thinking of
borrowing money.

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However, I should like to
remind you that my daughter

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Harriet brought you home
to dinner one night last week.

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Now, my wife left town the other
day to visit her mother in Montrose, and

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while I don't feel that you owe me
a dinner, still, I am one up on you.

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Well, after tonight, you'll
still be one up on me, sir.

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I'm afraid I can't
reciprocate just yet.

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But the matter I wanted
to speak to you about,

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Mr. Conklin, was the
school custodian's job.

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Perhaps I can get the
grocer to extend my credit.

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I haven't finished talking yet.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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You must forgive my
preoccupation with the inner man,

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but I haven't had a square
meal in the last two days.

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Last night, my daughter
Harriet left a bowl of fried

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chicken for me on the table,
and someone made off with it.

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Oh, that's too bad, sir.

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I hope...

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Oh, no.

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You know, I chased that thief for
15 blocks before he disappeared.

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Well, that's one thing about the man I want
to recommend for the custodian's job, sir.

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You have someone
to replace Mr. Burwell?

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Well, why didn't you say so?

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Well, don't just stand there.

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Where is he?

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He's out in the hall, sir.

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I'll bring him in.

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Come in, Mr. Phillips.

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Mr. Conklin will
talk to you now.

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Oh, thank you.

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This is Joe
Phillips, Mr. Conklin.

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Oh, how do you do, Mr. Phillips?

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Say, haven't I seen
you someplace before?

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I was about to
mention the same thing.

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Oh, I'm sure you two
haven't ever met before.

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Of course, Mr. Phillips does get
around to some of our better homes.

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It was probably
just a coincidence.

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Now, Phillips, I understand you'd like
to fill in here as temporary custodian.

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Yes, sir.

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Now, are you a
handyman with tools?

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You ought to see him
with a knife and fork.

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Oh, I'm very handy, Mr. Conklin,
and I don't care what the hours are.

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He certainly doesn't.

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If you'll give me a crack at
this, I know you'll be pleased.

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Very well.

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Here are the keys to
the custodian's office.

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Harriet, come in here a moment.

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Now, you help yourself to a pair
of overalls and report back to me.

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You've got yourself a job.

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Congratulations, Joe.

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Here's the letter
you wanted, Daddy.

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Oh, yes.

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Hi, Miss Brooke.

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Hello, Harriet.

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Oh, this is my daughter,
Harriet, Miss Brooke.

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Harriet, Miss
Brooke, Miss Brooke.

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He's going to take
over the custodian's job.

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And I want you to show
him where everything is.

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All right, Daddy.

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Say, Mr. Conklin, don't you want to know
anything about my background or anything?

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Please, please.

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If there's one thing I have, it's
an ability to judge characters.

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Now, you run along, my
boy, and good luck to you.

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Well, thank you,
Mr. Franklin, and thank

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you, Miss Brooks, and
you'll never be sorry.

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I know I won't, Joe.

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Come on, Mr. Phillips.

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I'll see you later, Joe.

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That was very nice of you to
accept my suggestion, Mr. Conklin.

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Well, why shouldn't I
accept it, Miss Brooks?

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There's a great deal
to be done around here.

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Besides, I can tell by
looking at that fellow that

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he's not only competent,
but honest and loyal.

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Now, hand me that pen.

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I have to send a memo to the
board about our new custodian.

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Oh, yes, sir.

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There's no pen here, sir.

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There must be.

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I put it there myself,
alongside my watch.

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Your watch, sir?

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Don't worry, that's gone too.

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Are you sure you put
your watch on the desk?

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Positive.

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When I came in this morning, I took it
out of the little pocket in my trousers.

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Trousers?

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Yes, trousers.

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And stop turning your head away.

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It's common courtesy to look
at the person you're addressing.

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Well, frankly, Mr. Conklin,
I'm afraid to look.

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Hello, Mr. Boynton.

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Almost ready for lunch?

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I have to finish these first.

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Oh, here, let me help.

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Oh, and I'm not going to the
cafeteria today, Miss Brooks.

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I brought a boxed lunch with me.

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Oh, well, why don't
we go anyway?

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We can have a quiet
table, just the three of us.

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The three of us?

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You and me and your boxed lunch.

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No, I'm just
kidding, Mr. Boyden.

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I have enough money to buy
a light lunch if I don't weigh it.

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Look, Miss Brooks, you're
probably just as broke as I am.

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Now, I know how proud you
are, but I brought a very large

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box lunch today, and I insist
that you share it with me.

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Oh, well, that's very
kind of you, Mr. Boyden.

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Nothing at all.

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You're the one who's kind.

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Kind, considerate, and the
fairest-minded person he's ever met.

244
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,561
That's what Mr. Phillips
said about you this morning.

245
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,979
Mr. Phillips did?

246
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,188
Our new custodian.

247
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,817
He was in here after first period,
offered to help me clean out the lab.

248
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:37,655
That's our new custodian.

249
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:38,907
Mr. Horton, I'd
like to talk to you.

250
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,617
Let's eat while we talk,
shall we Miss Brooke?

251
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:40,909
All right.

252
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,037
I'll get my boxed
lunch out of the desk.

253
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,663
That's funny, it's gone.

254
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,748
Your boxed lunch?

255
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:47,874
My desk.

256
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,128
Oh, fine.

257
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,965
And I heard that there are two sewing
machines and a typewriter missing too.

258
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:56,925
You did?

259
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,343
Where in the world
could they be?

260
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:03,973
Well, I can't talk about it in detail yet,
Mr. Boynton, but honestly, I'm worried.

261
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:09,228
Before we go havies on a Coke in
the cafeteria, could I ask your advice?

262
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,271
Why, certainly.

263
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:14,275
Tell me, what should a person do who befriends another person only to find
out that that person may not have been worthy of the first person's trust

264
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,404
in view of certain occurrences which, although they can't definitely be
accused against him, circumstances seem to point the finger of suspicion at.

265
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,919
Well, just tell me
this, Mr. Boyden.

266
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:33,920
What, Miss Brooks?

267
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:39,300
What am I doing
teaching English?

268
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:51,145
Would you like to join me, Ms.

269
00:12:58,987 --> 00:12:59,529
Brooks?

270
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,155
Yes, thank you, Walter.

271
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,701
Mr. Boynton is
still at the table.

272
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,411
The cafeteria is crowded today.

273
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:10,957
These cold cuts are
good, you should try some.

274
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,501
What's wrong with your manners?

275
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,129
What are you doing
eating with your fingers?

276
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,964
Well, everybody's eating
with their fingers today.

277
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,050
The silverware's all gone.

278
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:23,594
What?

279
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,805
Oh, this is awful.

280
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:29,142
And I feel it's all
my fault, Walter.

281
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,018
Your fault?

282
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,811
What did you have to
do with it, Miss Brooks?

283
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:35,189
Well, I've got to tell somebody,
and it might as well be you.

284
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,359
Have you noticed the new custodian
buckling around school today?

285
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,986
The new custodian?

286
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:40,486
Oh, yeah.

287
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,571
Come to think of it, I have.

288
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,157
He seems like a
very industrious chap.

289
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,908
Oh, he's industrious, all right.

290
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,578
That's why I feel
so responsible.

291
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,788
Do you know where
I met this gentleman?

292
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:51,539
Where?

293
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,709
In my icebox at 5
o'clock this morning.

294
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,795
Was it awfully chilly?

295
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,089
This is no time
for kidding, Walter.

296
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,342
This Joe Phillips broke into our
house this morning, and when

297
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,596
Mrs. Davis and I caught him,
he said he just wanted a meal.

298
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:10,600
Well, he seemed so sincere, so I brought
him down to school and got him a job.

299
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,936
You mean you talked
Mr. Copland into hiring a crook?

300
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,689
Well, at first I was
convinced he wasn't a crook.

301
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:20,151
But in view of the day's events
so far, I am now convinced that,

302
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:24,280
in spite of his convincing approach,
I was prematurely convinced.

303
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:27,450
This is not one
of my better days.

304
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,119
There's no reason for
you to be so upset about it.

305
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,580
Why don't we just call a cop and
have him tossed into the pokey?

306
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,999
Because we haven't
any evidence, Walter.

307
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,044
Besides, I'd like to get him out of
here without Mr. Conklin knowing.

308
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:43,466
If he finds out that I've recommended
a criminal, I'll never hear the end of it.

309
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,135
Well, there must be
something we can do.

310
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,887
Well, you should have
called the police this

311
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,472
morning when you
had him with the goods.

312
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,890
Hey, wait a minute.

313
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:51,849
I've got an idea.

314
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,936
You've got to get him to come
back to your house again tonight.

315
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,438
Now, have you got something
you could lure him with?

316
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,233
I like to think I have.

317
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:05,863
That is, his appetite is
his most vulnerable spot.

318
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,908
He eats anything,
unless it's fried in deep fat.

319
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,576
That murders him.

320
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:11,077
Well, great.

321
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,329
Then all I have to do is
drop a casual remark that

322
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,915
you're having a big turkey
dinner at your house tonight.

323
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,000
But I told him I was
eating at the drugstore.

324
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,877
So I'll tell him your
plans were changed and

325
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,004
that you're leaving the
house right after dinner.

326
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,214
Where am I going?

327
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,133
Well, to the movies, anyplace.

328
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,427
Now, you tell Mr. Boynton about
it and have him at your house at

329
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,722
about 7.30 or so, and then I'll
come over and... Quiet, Walter.

330
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,558
Remember, you've heard nothing.

331
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:34,142
Right.

332
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,269
Well, good afternoon,
Miss Brooks.

333
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,812
Oh, hello, Mr. Phillips.

334
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,857
I'd like you to meet one of
my students, Walter Denton.

335
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:41,941
How do you do, Mr. Phillips?

336
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:42,900
How do you do, son?

337
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,026
Enjoying your food?

338
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,736
He's enjoying every handful.

339
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,072
Won't you sit down, Joe?

340
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,991
Oh, gee, thanks, Miss Brooks.

341
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:50,867
I'm awful tired.

342
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,618
I've had a very busy morning.

343
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,538
Yes, I know.

344
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,958
You know, it's taken me some
time to get familiar with the job.

345
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,209
Oh, well, I wouldn't worry.

346
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,503
You'll pick things
up as you go along.

347
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:08,509
Miss Brooks, don't you have to see one
of the other teachers about something?

348
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,219
Hmm?

349
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,387
Oh, yes.

350
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,891
Excuse me, Mr. Phillips, I've got to see
one of the other teachers about something.

351
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:19,187
Don't eat your
cuticles off, Walter.

352
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,773
Mr. Phillips, you look to me
like a man who likes to eat.

353
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,150
Oh, I do my share of it.

354
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,401
Yeah, me too.

355
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:28,279
You know, but if there's one
thing I really love, it's roast turkey.

356
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,490
Now you can say that again.

357
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,037
Doesn't seem to be any
room at the other tables.

358
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,373
I'm afraid I'll have
to join you, Denton.

359
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,374
Oh, hello, Phillips.

360
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,126
Oh, hello, Mr. Conklin.

361
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,961
Is that all you're having
for lunch, Mr. Conklin?

362
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:44,754
The donuts?

363
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,797
It's all I require, Denton.

364
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,841
I'm on a diet.

365
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:53,054
Oh yes sir, Harry had told me you
had to watch the old fur strings this week.

366
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:57,350
I guess with Mrs. Conklin gone, there's
nobody to manage the budget properly.

367
00:16:57,475 --> 00:17:02,647
But if you're that
flattered... Okay!

368
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:07,610
Say, that may be why Miss Brooks didn't
have anything in front of her just now.

369
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,362
She can't afford it.

370
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,072
Oh, don't be silly.

371
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,700
Now she probably didn't have any
lunch today because contrary to previous

372
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,579
plans, her landlady's roasting
them a big turkey for dinner tonight.

373
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,832
A big turkey.

374
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,167
A big turkey.

375
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,794
For dinner tonight.

376
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,420
For dinner tonight.

377
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,546
Exactly.

378
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:34,637
A big turkey for dinner tonight.

379
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,734
It's almost eight o'clock.

380
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,320
If he's coming at all, he
ought to be here any minute.

381
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,364
Are all the lights out in
the house, Miss Brooks?

382
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,949
All but these in the kitchen.

383
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,077
Walter's out there now
taking care of those.

384
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,954
Oh, Miss Brooks, Mr. Boynton,
come here a minute.

385
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,540
What is it, Walter?

386
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,541
Look on his platter.

387
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,751
A cooked turkey.

388
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,295
It's a beautiful cooked turkey.

389
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,255
Yeah, my entire
life's come to life.

390
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,339
Here's a note.

391
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,926
Dear Connie, didn't like the
idea of leaving you without

392
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:17,221
any dinner, so enclosed,
please find roast turkey.

393
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,223
Love, Margaret Davis.

394
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,308
Isn't that sweet?

395
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,351
And we grabbed a
bite at the drugstore.

396
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,185
Well, this is great.

397
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,770
Now we've got some real bait.

398
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:25,980
Remember the plan now.

399
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,983
When we hear him come in, we wait
until he gets in the middle of the kitchen.

400
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,484
And then Mr. Boynton jumps him.

401
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,402
I'll grab his legs.

402
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,696
And I hit him over
the head with this.

403
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:34,822
Then I turn on the light.

404
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:35,573
Right.

405
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:40,703
Oh, I better turn them off.

406
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,496
Gosh, it sure is dark in here.

407
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,456
Well, the darker the better.

408
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:50,546
If we can get him by surprise...
Quiet, I hear somebody coming.

409
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,949
Oh, good work, Mr. Gordon.

410
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:26,082
Now let him up and let's hear
what he has to say for himself.

411
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,754
You might at least have waited
till I finished this drumstick.

412
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:38,803
Mr. Crosman!

413
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,138
I just wanted to talk to you
about something, Miss Brooks.

414
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:44,141
There were no lights in front,
so I thought I'd try the back way.

415
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,102
Through the window?

416
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:49,605
Uh, well, that was an
oversight, but... Once I got it

417
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,317
open, I thought I'd come
in and leave a note for you.

418
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,362
Oh, well, now I
understand perfectly, sir.

419
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:57,113
You do?

420
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:57,863
Of course.

421
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:04,995
What handier place is there to leave
a note than in the stuffing of a turkey?

422
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:13,462
So you see, Mr. Conklin, that was
the reason we had to set that trap.

423
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:14,422
May I remind you, Ms.

424
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,715
Brooks, that it's not too
late to set the trap again.

425
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,050
Our guests may still show up.

426
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:25,182
Well, sure, you don't always
snag the right weasel the first time.

427
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,643
Hi, folks.

428
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:28,602
The door was open, Ms.

429
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,021
Brooks, so I just...
Why, Mr. Phillips, what

430
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,315
do you mean by
sneaking in the front way?

431
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,567
I'm not sneaking in.

432
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,819
I just came by to
explain a few things.

433
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,155
Mr. Conklin, I'm glad
you're here tonight.

434
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,158
I missed you at school this
afternoon, and I was going to give Ms.

435
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,576
Brooks a message for you.

436
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,286
What kind of a
message, Phillips?

437
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:49,415
Yeah, what kind of
a message, Phillips?

438
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:53,377
Well, your daughter Harriet was a big help to me
today, but when I told her to bring the silverware

439
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:57,506
down to the shop to be polished, she had it picked
up too late for me to have it finished for lunch.

440
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,634
Well, that wasn't the only
mistake she made today.

441
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,762
This morning, while dusting
my office, she put my pen and my

442
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,891
watch in my desk, and I
didn't find them till after school.

443
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,268
Yes, but what about
those two sewing machines

444
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,520
and that typewriter
that is still missing?

445
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:15,232
Well, I just took them
down cellar to repair them.

446
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:19,570
I'm sorry if I caused all this confusion,
but they did need a good varnishing.

447
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,822
Well, so does my
suspicious mind.

448
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,534
I owe you an apology, Joe.

449
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:26,827
So do I, Phillips.

450
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,455
Yeah, me too.

451
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:33,125
Well, I know something that'll
make us all feel a lot better.

452
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:37,296
Why don't I go out in the kitchen
and start carving that nice roast turkey?

453
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,423
Blended, where do you
keep your knives, lady?

454
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,885
Well, right over in the...

455
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:43,928
Oh, what was that?

456
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:44,887
It came from the kitchen.

457
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,180
Wait here.

458
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,432
Oh, no!

459
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:55,564
Miss Brooks, what happened?

460
00:21:56,732 --> 00:22:00,819
Somebody gobbled up our turkey.

461
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:27,179
The.

462
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,439
The.

462
00:22:38,305 --> 00:23:38,543
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