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Good morning, Connie.

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Good morning, Mrs. Davis.

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You'll never guess what Minerva
brought into the kitchen this morning.

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That cat is just
full of surprises.

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What did she bring in?

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A bulldog?

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No.

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Two of the cutest little
kittens you ever saw.

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Kittens?

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I didn't know Minerva was...
Oh, I don't think they belong to her.

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I think she's just taking
care of them for a friend.

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Isn't that sweet of her?

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Mrs. Davis, could I
have a little more cream?

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Oh, I'm afraid not, dear.

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The kittens had the last
drop with their breakfast.

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What?

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You couldn't expect
them to eat their cereal dry.

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Actually, I don't know
where they belong, but

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I do know that we can't
afford to keep them.

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It simply means two
more mouths to feed.

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I know.

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And it costs us everything we have
to feed the two mouths we've got.

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We could leave them at the Snodgrass
Pet Shop until we find the owner.

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Stretch's father has all
sorts of things in his place.

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That's true.

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He even has Stretch.

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Good old Stretch.

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That boy is certainly
a fine athlete.

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Yes, he is.

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Now, if we could only think of
some way to exercise his brain.

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But don't worry about
the two kittens, Mrs. Davis.

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I'll have Walter Denton
drop them off at the

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pet shop on our way
to school this morning.

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Good.

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And one more thing, Connie.

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Would you deliver this jar to
Mr. Conklin when you get to school?

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Why, certainly, Mrs. Davis.

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What have you cooked
up for our beloved principal?

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It's a remedy for
hiccups, Connie.

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It contains nothing but juniper juice, oil
of cloves, a dash of vinegar, some vanilla

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extract, a spoonful of baking soda, and...
Tell me the rest of it after breakfast.

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Well, that's about
all there is to it.

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But it's really very good.

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Mrs. Conklin says it's
just a nervous reaction.

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He got the hiccups right after
he found out that Mr. Stone,

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head of the Board of Education,
is visiting him this afternoon.

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Well, why should that give
Mr. Conklin the hiccups?

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Well, it seems that
Mr. Stone wants to talk

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with Osgood about the
way he's running Madison.

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You mean if Mr. Stone
disapproves, Osgood may

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be thrown out on his...
Oh, cut it out, Connie.

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You're too old
to live in a dream.

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Oh.

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I'd better go to the kitchen.

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I don't want anybody to see me
with this old hairnet on my head.

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Oh, it's only Walter Denton.

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Come in, Walter.

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Top of the morning, Miss Brocks.

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Hiya, Mrs. Davis.

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Hi, Walter.

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Say, you look swell.

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Got a new hairdo?

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Not exactly, Walter.

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It's more of a hair dump.

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Thanks for the compliment, dear.

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You're welcome.

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Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll go wash
the dishes I used for the kittens' milk.

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Why don't you let
Minerva wash them?

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They're her responsibility.

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But what's this about kittens?

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Oh, don't tell me
congratulations are in order.

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Well, Minerva isn't passing out
cigars, if that's what you mean.

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No, they're just some
trenchant acquaintances.

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We're going to drop them
off at Stretch's father's

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pet shop on the way
to school this morning.

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Oh, well, Stretch will
get a big kick out of that.

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He loves cats.

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In fact, he's crazy
about all kinds of wildlife.

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Yes, I know.

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You've been friends
for years, haven't you?

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You sure you won't
mind the detour, Walter?

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No, I don't mind anything
today, Miss Brooks.

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This is going to be a
red-letter day in my memory.

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A day when the results of careful
planning are brought to fruition.

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Translation?

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Well, you've heard of Cure That
Habit, Incorporated, haven't you?

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Yes, you mean the outfit that
helps people overcome alcoholism?

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Yes, ma'am.

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They've got that big
ad in all the papers.

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You know, the one
that reads, perhaps you

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or someone near and
dear to you is a victim.

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Sent for our instructive literature
telling how you too can be cured.

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Well, the day before
yesterday, I sent for it.

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You, Walter?

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I thought you were strictly
a two-coke-a-day man.

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Oh, I didn't sign my name
on a dress, Miss Brooks.

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I printed the name of someone
very near and dear to me.

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Someone who's jumped all
over me in recent weeks and made

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of my otherwise placid
existence a veritable... Walter.

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Inferno?

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I'm referring to none other but our
beloved Principal Osgood Conklin.

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But Walter, Mr. Conklin
doesn't drink.

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Why, it's his proudest
boast that he's a teetotaler.

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Well, that's the humor of it.

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You see, when he starts getting
all those pamphlets in the mail, he'll

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think that somebody somewhere
doesn't believe that he doesn't drink.

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That thought alone
should turn him purple.

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That should be a very
picturesque spectacle.

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But I'm not sure I
approve, Walter.

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Does Harriet
know about this rib?

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Of course not.

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She's his daughter.

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She likes Mr. Conklin.

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Well, she's bright
in other ways.

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We'd better get going, Walter.

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We're going to drop those
kittens off before we get to school.

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Oh yeah, one thing before
we go though, Miss Brooks.

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Everything I've told you
today is strictly confidential.

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Not that I want you to take
an oath of secrecy or anything.

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I know I couldn't feel the
admiration and respect

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for you that I do feel if I
thought you'd rat on me.

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I mean, betray my confidence
about this little joke I'm pulling.

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Well, it isn't a very good joke,
Walter, but what's done is done.

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Your secret is safe with me.

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Oh, that statement makes me
feel warm all over, Miss Brooks.

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Really?

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Sure.

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When you're pulling a dangerous,
practical joke like this, it's

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great to know that somebody
else is in it with you up to her ears.

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Yes, I'll stop in on
my way to Madison.

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Goodbye.

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Sorry to have kept you
waiting, Mr. Chambers.

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What can I do for you?

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Well, Mr. Stone, as head of
the board, you are no doubt

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acquainted with the principal
at Madison High School.

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Why, yes.

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That's Osgood Conklin.

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Matter of fact, I'm going
to see him this afternoon.

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Then I'd very much
like to go with you.

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You see, Mr. Stone, my son attends Madison
High, and I'm very anxious to find out

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the meaning of this postcard that I
received at my office yesterday afternoon.

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Postcard?

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Yes.

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I'll read it to you.

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It is addressed to Cure
That Habit, Incorporated.

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That's my firm, Mr. Stone.

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And it says, kindly send
me all your literature.

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I am determined once and for all to
rid myself of the curse of alcoholism.

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It is signed, Osgood Compton.

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I should have known the Snodgrass
Pet Shop didn't open until nine.

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What in the world are we going
to do with those kittens, Walter?

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Gosh, I don't know, Miss Brooks.

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Mr. Conklin's awfully strict
about pets in the building.

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The only animals allowed
are in Mr. Boynton's lab.

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Say, maybe we could keep
them in there until lunch period.

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Sure, then Stretch could take
them down to his dad's shop.

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Well, we'd better take them right...
Where are the kittens, Walter?

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Oh, they're inside my
jacket, Miss Brooks.

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Here's one.

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And here's the other.

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So much for Maxine and Laverne.

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Hi, Miss Brooks.

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Hi, Patty.

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Harriet.

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Hi, Harry.

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Well, I better run along now.

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All right, you take
the kittens, Walter.

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Be careful now.

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Yeah, I'll talk to you later.

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OK, Walter.

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How's your father, Harriet?

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Are the hiccups gone?

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Oh, yes, Miss Brooks.

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They disappeared
about an hour ago.

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But I'm afraid it
isn't permanent.

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Every time something unpleasant
happens, it brings him on again.

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Well, maybe this hiccup remedy that Mrs.
Davis sent over for him will do the trick.

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I better take it right into him.

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Okay, Miss Brooks.

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See you in class.

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Yes, yes, yes, Martha.

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Yes.

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I'll see you.

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No, Martha.

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The hiccup seemed to
have completely disappeared.

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Thank you for calling, my dear.

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Good morning, Mr. Conklin.

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Tickle!

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Well, you're back.

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Who's back?

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Tickle!

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Does that answer your question?

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Maybe you should see
a doctor, Mr. Conklin.

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I saw a doctor yesterday.

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He told me to relax
and they go away.

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Relax.

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What's in that jar
you've got there?

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Oh, this is a hiccup remedy
that Mrs. Davis sent over for you.

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She made it herself.

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What's in it?

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Oh, just juniper juice,
oil of cloves, a dash of

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vinegar, some vanilla
extract, and baking soda.

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I'd rather have the hiccups.

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But if you haven't got anything else handy,
maybe you ought to try Mrs. Davis's remedy.

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Oh, well, maybe I will take
just one swallow of the stuff.

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What does it taste
like, Mr. Conklin?

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Well, it tastes like... Hiccups!

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Like... Hiccups!

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Well, what's the difference
as long as it does the job?

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Hello, Mr. Boyden.

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It's lunchtime.

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Yes, I know, Miss Brooks.

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And I'm glad you dropped in.

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Very glad indeed.

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Honestly, Mr. Boyden?

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I should say so.

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You've got to get
those cats out of here.

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Oh.

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Well, don't worry about them.

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Walter Denton asked
Stretch to come over and

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pick them up and take
them to his dad's pet shop.

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Good.

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I had to move them over here
because they upset my white mice.

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Cats do that to mice, as a rule.

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They're cute little
devils, all right.

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This one just
loves to be petted.

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Yeah?

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Meow.

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So does this one
for that matter.

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Meow.

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So does this one
for that matter.

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Meow.

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Hello, Mr. Boyden.

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Holy cow!

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What's the matter, Stretch?

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Excuse me for being startled.

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For a minute I thought
Mr. Boyden had two heads.

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Well, takes one to know one.

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These are the kittens Walter wants
you to take down to the shop, Stretch.

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You think you can
handle them all right?

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Oh, sure.

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I love animals.

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Gosh, I think animals are smarter than a
lot of people of whom I am acquainted with.

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I know they're smarter than a lot of
people of whom I'm acquainted with.

247
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:21,014
Before I take the catch, Mr. Boynton,
I'd like to talk to you about a swap.

248
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,308
You got a bullfrog in here
I'd like to show my dad.

249
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,226
You don't mean my pet McDougal.

250
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,019
Oh, no, sir.

251
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,354
I know you wouldn't
let Mac out of your sight.

252
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,690
No, I mean this
big fella over here.

253
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:31,649
Hi, boy.

254
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,860
Hi, big fella.

255
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,236
See, he knows me.

256
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,822
He certainly talks
your language, Stretch.

257
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:41,659
If you let me have him,
Mr. Boyden, I'll give you Clarence.

258
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,410
Clarence?

259
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,621
Yeah, I got him right
here in my pocket.

260
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,456
There he is.

261
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,790
It's a snake!

262
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,292
Don't be scared, Miss Brooks.

263
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,252
He's perfectly harmless,
isn't he, Mr. Boynton?

264
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,545
Yes, of course.

265
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,881
It's completely
non-poisonous, Miss Brooks.

266
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,758
But that little creature
is a milk snake.

267
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,009
That's right, Miss Brooks.

268
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,552
It's a little old milk snake.

269
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:03,598
Must take a pretty
shallow bucket.

270
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,565
He couldn't possibly hurt
anybody, Miss Brooks.

271
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:13,942
He's just a little baby.

272
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,443
That doesn't prove anything.

273
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,738
When I was a baby, I
bit people all the time.

274
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,907
You better take him
away, please, Stretch.

275
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,367
Stretch, you keep the snake.

276
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,077
And take the frog along, too.

277
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,453
Gee, thanks, Mr. Boynton.

278
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,246
I'll take awful
good care of him.

279
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,540
Don't forget the
kitten, Stretch.

280
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,625
I won't.

281
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,170
But see now, it's a good
thing I wore my sport jacket.

282
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:37,298
I can put the kittens in
my side pockets, Frog up

283
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,802
here in this pocket, and
Clarence in my breast pocket.

284
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,387
It's too bad you're
not a kangaroo.

285
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:47,308
You could give me
a lift to the cafeteria.

286
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,312
Oh, I'm not going
to the cafeteria.

287
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,647
Oh.

288
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,193
I've got to go to the
principal's office and clean it up.

289
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,695
The head of the
board is coming here.

290
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,864
And that reminds me, Miss Brooks,
Mr. Conklin says you should inspect his

291
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,993
office when I get through and see
that everything's all spick and span.

292
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:05,660
Me?

293
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,370
That's right, Miss Brooks.

294
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,788
Well, I better be going now.

295
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,373
Thanks for the king
frog, Mr. Boyden.

296
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:14,377
You're welcome.

297
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,713
See you later, Miss Brooks.

298
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:17,922
There.

299
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,966
Mr. Conklin's office
looks neat as a pin.

300
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,009
Don't you think so, Miss Brooks?

301
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,135
Let's see.

302
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,012
Yes, it looks
very nice, Stretch.

303
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,639
Mr. Conklin should be very happy
when he gets back from lunch.

304
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,141
I sure hope so.

305
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,726
Wait a minute.

306
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:30,393
They're gone.

307
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,352
Who's gone?

308
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,603
Everybody.

309
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,150
The kittens, the
frog, and the snake.

310
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,861
They must have called my
pockets and put my jacket down.

311
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,070
Oh, no!

312
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,197
Well, they've got to be in
this office somewhere, and

313
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,324
we've got to find them
before Mr. Conklin gets back.

314
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,326
Well, let's see how
the place looks.

315
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,246
Oh, Mr. Conklin!

316
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,378
Well, you did a very
nice job, Stretch.

317
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,379
Oh, thanks, Mr. Conklin.

318
00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,464
You can run along now.

319
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:00,381
Miss Brooke, you stay here.

320
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,008
I want you to help
me find some papers.

321
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,092
Yes, sir.

322
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,970
But Mr. Conklin... I've already
thanked you, Snodgrass.

323
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,180
Now go.

324
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:12,226
Now, Miss Brooks, I'm trying
to locate the semiannual report

325
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,813
I made out to the Board of
Education about six months ago.

326
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,363
Will you look in the top
drawer of my desk, please?

327
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,323
I'll try this closet.

328
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,493
Oh, very well, sir.

329
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,706
It isn't in there, sir.

330
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,458
You hardly looked, Miss Brooks.

331
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,043
I saw enough.

332
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:40,963
Oh, it must be in that desk.

333
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,423
Let me look.

334
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,094
Meow.

335
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,138
You're right, Miss Brooks.

336
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,765
There's nothing
in there but a cat.

337
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:56,270
Maybe it's in that other drawer.

338
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:03,694
Just another cat.

339
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:11,536
In that case, it may
be... Just another cat!

340
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:15,039
What are those two
cats doing in my desk?

341
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,707
I can't imagine, sir.

342
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,128
Did you bring any
mice to school today?

343
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,547
That is, they probably crawled
in through the open window.

344
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,298
I'll have them
removed immediately.

345
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,633
See that you do.

346
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,593
Oh, but first look
in my filing cabinet.

347
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,929
I'll take this right side.

348
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,723
And look under the letter B.

349
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:36,477
What are you doing in there?

350
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:42,108
You should be filed
under F. It isn't in there, sir.

351
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,111
Oh, well, it's got
to be somewhere.

352
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,989
Well, let me look.

353
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,448
What's in this batch here?

354
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:55,872
A letter from Boys Town, my
Bull Moose badge, one frog.

355
00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,209
Notice of a board meeting.

356
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,422
A frog, sir?

357
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,715
Yes, he's jumping
all over the place.

358
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,966
What shall I do, Miss Brooks?

359
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:12,096
Why don't you hit him with that snake
that's crawling on top of the cabinet?

360
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,431
Good idea.

361
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:19,770
I'll take that snake.

362
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,062
Take the snake!

363
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,230
Just bite him on the head, sir.

364
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,481
What's going on here?

365
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,692
Miss Brooks, I...

366
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,110
There's mark on my hand.

367
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,153
That snake bit me!

368
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,487
I'm poisoned!

369
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,324
I've got to be inoculated!

370
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,326
Quick, we've got to get me
down to the first aid room.

371
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:33,784
Hurry!

372
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:34,285
Hurry!

373
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:34,452
Hurry!

374
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:34,911
Hurry!

375
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:35,119
Hurry!

376
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:35,620
Hurry!

377
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:35,828
Hurry!

378
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:36,120
Hurry!

379
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:36,287
Hurry!

380
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:36,412
Hurry!

381
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:36,579
Hurry!

382
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:36,871
Hurry!

383
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:37,997
Hurry!

384
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:40,208
Hurry!

385
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:40,458
Hurry!

386
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:40,625
Hurry!

387
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:40,917
Hurry!

388
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:41,334
Hurry!

389
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:41,584
Hurry!

390
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:41,709
Hurry!

391
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:41,834
Hurry!

392
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:42,084
Hurry!

393
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:42,251
Hurry!

394
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:42,376
Hurry!

395
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:42,501
Hurry!

396
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:42,668
Hurry!

397
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:42,793
Hurry!

398
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:42,919
Hurry!

399
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:43,085
Hurry!

400
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:43,211
Hurry!

401
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:43,377
Hurry!

402
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:43,502
Hurry!

403
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:43,628
Hurry!

404
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:43,794
Hurry!

405
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:43,920
Hurry!

406
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:44,045
Hurry!

407
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:44,212
Hurry!

408
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:44,337
Hurry!

409
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:44,503
Hurry!

410
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:44,670
Hurry!

411
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:44,795
Hurry!

412
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:45,004
Hurry!

413
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:45,171
Hurry!

414
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:45,379
Hurry!

415
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:45,630
Hurry!

416
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:45,796
Hurry!

417
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:45,963
Hurry!

418
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:46,088
Hurry!

419
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:46,297
Hurry!

420
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:46,547
Hurry!

421
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:46,756
Hurry!

422
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:46,881
Hurry!

423
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:47,256
Hurry!

424
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:47,381
Hurry!

425
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:47,548
Hurry!

426
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:47,673
Hurry!

427
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:47,840
Hurry!

428
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:48,299
Hurry!

429
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:48,466
Hurry!

430
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:48,591
Hurry!

431
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:48,841
Hurry!

432
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:49,050
Hurry!

433
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:49,300
Hurry!

434
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:49,425
Hurry!

435
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:49,675
Hurry!

436
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:49,842
Hurry!

437
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:50,509
Hurry!

438
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:50,676
Hurry!

439
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,052
Hurry!

440
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:51,260
Hurry!

441
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:51,469
Hurry!

442
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:51,594
Hurry!

443
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:51,761
Hurry!

444
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:52,011
Hurry!

445
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:52,178
Hurry!

446
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:52,303
Hurry!

447
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:52,428
Hurry!

448
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:52,595
Hurry!

449
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:52,720
Hurry!

450
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:52,887
Hurry!

451
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:53,012
Hurry!

452
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:53,137
Hurry!

453
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:53,304
Hurry!

454
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:53,429
Hurry!

455
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:53,554
Hurry!

456
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:53,721
Hurry!

457
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:53,846
Hurry!

458
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:53,971
Hurry!

459
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:54,138
Hurry!

460
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:54,263
Hurry!

461
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:54,430
Hurry!

462
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,556
Hurry!

463
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,728
Hiya, Miss Brooks.

464
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,939
I got all the animals from
out of Mr. Conklin's office.

465
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:03,773
Quiet, Stretch.

466
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,650
He's still very nervous.

467
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,819
For a while there, he was
positive that that snake bit him.

468
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:12,740
Anyway, I've convinced him that
he just bruised his hand on the files.

469
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,993
I've been looking for some rubbing alcohol,
but they seem to have run out of it.

470
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,163
Well, if you don't mind, Miss Brooks, I'll
get you some from over at the gymnasium.

471
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,208
Right now, I'd like to
cheer Mr. Conklin up a bit.

472
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,584
Hiya, Mr. Conklin.

473
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,127
Let's see your hand.

474
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,045
There.

475
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,588
All blackened.

476
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:31,759
Blue.

477
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,636
Oh, you got nothing to
worry about, Mr. Conklin.

478
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,471
The skin ain't even broke.

479
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:39,684
Well, thank you, Dr. Snodgrass.

480
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,686
Now that you've given
me a doctor, now that

481
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,938
you... Good, now that...
Oh, they're back again.

482
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,233
I know a sure cure for
hiccups, Mr. Conklin.

483
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,277
Now just sit back in that
swivel chair for a minute.

484
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,821
Now the idea is to start
spinning it around slowly.

485
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:52,488
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

486
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,406
What are you doing?

487
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,909
Oh, no, we're saying, you must
not spin, Mr. Conklin, around like that.

488
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:57,201
Hey, stop it!

489
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:57,743
You can't do this to me!

490
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,245
Conklin is winning!

491
00:17:59,370 --> 00:17:59,370
Oh!

492
00:17:59,495 --> 00:17:59,912
Oh, stop it!

493
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,040
Stop it!

494
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:03,624
Oh...

495
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:10,172
Here are your
glasses, Mr. Conklin.

496
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,383
Well, here you are.

497
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,594
I've been looking
all over for you.

498
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,557
Who are those girls
who just came in?

499
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,766
Why, it's me, Daddy.

500
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:21,809
Harriet.

501
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,228
Mr. Stone is waiting to
see you in your office.

502
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,855
Oh, thank you.

503
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,689
Thank you, Harriet.

504
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,441
I'm so dizzy, I can't stand.

505
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,735
Well, maybe we'd better spin
you around the other direction.

506
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,069
Yeah, let me help
you, Mr. Conklin.

507
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,572
I'll deal with you later, boy!

508
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,491
Miss Brooks, go and tell
Mr. Stone that I'll be there directly.

509
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,535
I'd better sit here
until I'm a bit stronger.

510
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,537
Yes, you just take
it easy, Mr. Conklin.

511
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,332
I'll have everything under control
in the office when you get there.

512
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,708
You just leave it to me.

513
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:49,253
There's nothing else I can do.

514
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:55,426
Whatever else he may
be, he's not a drinking man.

515
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,720
Good afternoon, sir.

516
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,473
Mr. Conklin will
be here any minute.

517
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,766
This is Mr. Chambers.

518
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,352
How are you?

519
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,937
How is Mr. Conklin
feeling these days?

520
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,649
Just fine, never better.

521
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:14,195
Mr. Chambers, I'm sure
that one look at Mr. Conklin

522
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,782
will convince you that
he's the model of sobriety.

523
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,911
I'm sorry I'm late.

524
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:28,959
Well, hello, Mr. Stone.

525
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,673
No, Mr. Conklin,
that's Mr. Stone.

526
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,801
Oh, of course, of course.

527
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,428
Who are these
gentlemen with him?

528
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,931
These gentlemen
are Mr. Chambers.

529
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,432
Shake hands with
the one in the middle.

530
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,976
How do you do, Mr. Chambers?

531
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,978
No, Mr. Conflin,
that's Mr. Stone.

532
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,480
This is Mr. Chambers.

533
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,064
Oh, yes.

534
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:54,026
Pleasure to shake
your hand, sir.

535
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,694
What seems to be
the matter, Mr. Conflin?

536
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,530
You having trouble
with your vision?

537
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,406
Yes.

538
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,033
Yes, I broke my
glasses this morning.

539
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:05,287
If I could just get over
to the desk and sit down.

540
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:12,420
Mr. Stone, look at him stagger.

541
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,464
Incredible.

542
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,426
Miss Brooks, you said
he never felt better.

543
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,385
Oh, yes.

544
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,303
You should have seen
him a couple of hours ago.

545
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,598
What hiccups?

546
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,391
Hiccups?

547
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,477
Oh, I always get
them when I'm startled.

548
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,729
And what, may I
ask, startled you?

549
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:34,066
He opened his desk drawer this
morning and saw a cat in there.

550
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,277
Ah-ha.

551
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,864
Tell me, Osgood, in which
drawer did you find the cat?

552
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:43,200
Well, the first cat I saw

553
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,704
In this one?

554
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,497
In this drawer, Osgood?

555
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,332
Oh, no, there's
another cat in there.

556
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,085
It was the one in
here that startled me.

557
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:57,089
Mr. Conklin, do you mind
showing us your cats?

558
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,467
Well, of course, they're
right in these drawers.

559
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,721
They... Well...
Why, they're gone.

560
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:07,892
They come and they
go, eh, Mr. Conklin?

561
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:08,934
Pardon me, folks.

562
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,062
Here's your
alcohol, Mr. Conklin.

563
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,355
I'll take it, Stretch.

564
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,648
You run along.

565
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,358
See you later, Stretch.

566
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:21,071
Miss Brooks, that alcohol
is for Mr. Compton?

567
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:24,325
Yes, it's for where
the snake bit him.

568
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,367
Snake?

569
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,119
Of course, it didn't
really bite him.

570
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,039
He just thought it did.

571
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,500
So, you saw a snake
too, Mr. Conkley?

572
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,584
Yes, I did.

573
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,044
Right on my cabinet.

574
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,713
Although they tell me
he's not poisonous, snakes

575
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,299
still give me an extremely
unpleasant feeling.

576
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,927
I assure you, if I see
him again, I won't be...

577
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,429
Oh, there he is by your
chair, Mr. Chambers!

578
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:49,558
Look out!

579
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:49,808
Stand back!

580
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:50,100
I'll get him!

581
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:50,226
Ah!

582
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,268
There!

583
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,022
Congratulations, Mr. Compton.

584
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:59,735
You have just killed
Mr. Chambers' cane.

585
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:02,488
I'm getting out of here.

586
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,739
That man is dangerous.

587
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,324
I'll go with you, Mr. Chambers.

588
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:10,204
And as for you, Wasgood, I'll
talk to you again when you're sober.

589
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,080
Sober?

590
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:14,542
Mr. Chambers here is head of
Cure That Habit, Incorporated.

591
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,044
And this card, which
he received yesterday,

592
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,797
will explain why he
called on me this morning.

593
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:20,965
Good day.

594
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,387
What does that
have to do with me?

595
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:31,559
Read this for me, Miss Brooks.

596
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,228
It says, kindly send
me all your literature.

597
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:39,608
I am determined once and for all to
rid myself of the curse of alcoholism.

598
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,570
And it's signed, Osgood Conklin.

599
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,154
Poor soul.

600
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:51,829
Any man who'd have to resort
to writing in broad daylight

601
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,664
Osgood Conklin!

602
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,796
Miss Brooks, we are going to
Mr. Stone's office immediately.

603
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,549
But what good is that
going to do, Mr. Conklin?

604
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:07,886
If you won't tell me who sent that card in,
maybe you'll tell the head of the board.

605
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,138
Now you stay right in that seat.

606
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,681
I'm going to get
my hat and coat.

607
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:11,849
Yes, sir.

608
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:16,979
Hiya, Miss Brooks.

609
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,731
Gee, I'm glad
Mr. Conklin's not here.

610
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:19,773
Don't say one more word.

611
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:20,316
Look at this.

612
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:25,529
It's an ad for another one of those
liquor cures I'm going to sign his name to.

613
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:31,660
Boy, I wish I could see his face
when he finds out about this one.

614
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:35,664
I'll bet he'll be
absolutely purple.

615
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,125
Oh, purple isn't
the word for it!

616
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:45,257
Oh, Marvel, that'll turn all
the colors of the rainbow!

617
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:49,887
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

618
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,181
Mr. Brooks, what
should I do now?

619
00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:54,350
What else can you do?

620
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:57,853
Plead insanity.

621
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:17,456
The.

622
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:28,676
The.

622
00:24:29,305 --> 00:25:29,443
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