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Oh, what a wonderful day.

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You're in a good humor
this morning, Connie.

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Yes, I am, Mrs. Davis.

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I've got a wonderful feeling.

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Everything's going my way.

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Oh, that's such a lovely
song, the Blue Danube Waltz.

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The Strausses have
always been my favorite.

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Mine too.

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I wouldn't think of getting
my meat anyplace else.

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This reminds me of the last
time you were in such high spirits.

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I'll never forget that morning.

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You flitted around
like a gay little bird.

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Oh?

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When was that, Mrs. Davis?

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The day you found out Mr. Conklin
had to stay in bed with the flu.

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Oh, yes.

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Three whole wonderful days
our principal was out of school.

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But I mustn't live in the past.

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Besides, I have even
better news today.

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You mean Mr. Conklin's resigned?

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Well, we... we mustn't
wish for the moon.

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Now, I just heard
that Miss Enright is

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quitting school for the
rest of the semester.

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She is?

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Yes, it seems her spinster
sister upstate is ill, so Miss

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Enright's taking a leave of
absence to go up and nurse her.

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You mean Miss Enright
is going to nurse her

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spinster sister for the
rest of the semester?

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Oh, she'll nurse the Finster sister for
the rest of the semester, and away we go.

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Oh, forgive me, Mrs. Davis.

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I just can't get that blue
Danube off my mind.

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Well, I know.

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Daisy Enright has always
been a rival of yours, and I

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really can't blame you for
being happy that she's going.

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This gives you a clear feel
of Mr. Boynton, doesn't it?

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Yes.

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Now, there's no one between
Mr. Boynton and me but Mr. Boynton.

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But I must say, you don't seem
too enthusiastic about the news.

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Frankly, I'm not, Connie.

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Miss Enright has been
conducting a course in Red Cross

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first aid, and I've been
attending three nights a week.

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It's a very important
adjunct to civil defense.

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Oh, well, cheer up, Mrs. Davis.

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Even if the course is discontinued,
you can take it again next semester.

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But I was so hoping to get some
practical experience, Connie.

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There's Walter Denton.

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I'll be with you in
a minute, Walter.

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I guess he doesn't care about
having an extra breakfast this morning.

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Hi, Miss Brooks.

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Didn't Walter drive
you to school today?

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Yes, he did, Harriet.

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He'll be along in a minute.

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He just stopped to
administer first aid.

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First aid?

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His windshield got a
nasty knock from my head.

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Well, it didn't bother you much.

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Golly, you look positively
radiant this morning.

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What's the reason
for the big smile?

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Well, I told you, Harriet,
Walter drove me to school.

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I always smile like this
when I get out of his car alive.

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Oh, there's more to it
than that, Miss Brooks.

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Golly, that grin of yours would make
Martha Ray look like the Mona Lisa.

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It's probably that new
wide lipstick I bought.

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Well, whatever the reason,
I'm glad you're so cheerful.

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Thank you, Harriet.

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Oh, before I forget, Daddy wants
to see you in his office immediately.

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There went Martha.

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Do you have any idea what
he wants to see me about?

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No, but he sounded even more
urgent than usual, so you better get on in.

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All right, I'll see
you in class, Harriet.

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Good luck, Miss Brooke.

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Enter.

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Good morning, Mr. Johnson.

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You wanted to see me, sir?

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I could answer more truthfully
if you rephrased the question.

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There is something about
which you must see me?

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That's better.

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Yes, sit down please.

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Thank you.

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Now I don't know whether
you're aware of it or not,

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but our school is about
to suffer a grievous loss.

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Miss Enright is leaving.

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I know, isn't it awful?

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Please try to control your sobs.

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Since her sister is
ailing, I have granted Miss

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Enright a leave of
absence effective at once.

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You see, there's no one else
to take care of the poor creature.

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So Miss Enright will have to nurse
her sister for the rest of the semester.

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You don't have to talk in swing.

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Believe me, it is with
deep regret that I'll bid

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those qualities I most
esteem in a teacher.

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I know she's very capable and...
Oh, she's more than capable.

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When Miss Enright
goes, I can't help feeling

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that some part of our
school is going with her.

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Oh well, we shouldn't begrudge
her a few pencils and erasers.

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She'll be back
soon, Mr. Conklin.

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I sincerely hope so.

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Now, since it is too late in the season
to hire outside help, this vacancy

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must be filled by the other members
of our faculty assuming extra duties.

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I think I hear the school bell,
Mr. Conklin, so if you'll excuse me.

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There was no bell, Miss Brody.

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Sit down.

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Although her classes will be taken over by
Mr. Chalmers, Miss Enright leaves another most important

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post to be filled, and namely, the Red Cross
first aid course she conducts three nights a week.

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There goes that bell again.

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Be seated, Miss Brooks.

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In mentioning this post to you, I must
remind you that in spite of the high honor

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that goes with the office, there is
absolutely no financial recompense whatsoever.

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The bell keeps getting
louder every minute.

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But Mr. Conklin, it's been years
since I got my certificate in first aid.

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Since this project, like Madison High
itself, is run on a purely democratic

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basis, one can only serve it by
exercising one's own free choice to serve.

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It is purely voluntary.

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What makes you
think I'll volunteer?

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Miss Brooks, do you
have a large bank account?

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No, sir.

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And is teaching the only profession
with which you are familiar?

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Yes, it is.

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And you wish to continue to
make a living in this profession?

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Certainly, sir.

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Well, then... I hereby
exercise my own free,

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voluntary, democratic
choice of saying yes.

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Hello, Miss Enright.

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Well, what are
you doing, darling?

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Feeding your full
little face again?

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What do you mean, again?

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I haven't eaten since...

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What do you
mean, full little face?

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Oh, easy, darling.

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We all have our troubles.

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Take my poor
sister, for instance.

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Really a pathetic case.

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Picture, if you can,
a lonely spinster.

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Hardly a friend in the world.

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No one to turn to.

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I sympathize with
you, Miss Enright.

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Now tell me about your sister.

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Oh, aren't you quaint.

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Miss Brooks, there's something
I'd like to discuss with you.

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Do you mind if I sit
down for a moment?

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Not at all.

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I can't digest this food anyway.

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I understand you've been requested
to take over my first aid course.

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Or is the word volunteered?

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The word is railroaded.

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But what I don't understand is
why Mr. Conklin picked on me.

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Oh, well, you were
a natural for the job.

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Otherwise, I'd never
recommended you.

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You recommended me.

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Oh dear, now the cat
is out of the bag, isn't it?

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I don't blame you for
feeling self-conscious.

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Miss Brooks, are you implying...
If the bag fits, get back in it.

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Really, Miss Enright, you're going
out in a blaze of infamy, aren't you?

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Going out?

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Oh, that's what I sat
down to tell you, darling.

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I'm not going anyplace at all.

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My sister's coming
down here to stay with me.

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Isn't that sensational?

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Wow.

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Well, at least I won't have to
conduct those classes of yours now.

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Oh, but you will, Miss Brooks.

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That was one of the conditions I
made when I agreed to stay on here.

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I told Mr. Constant I'd have to spend
all of my free time with my sister, and

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he said it would be perfectly all right
with him, so long as you took over.

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As one English teacher to
another, Miss Enright, I would

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like you to know that I am
the one that's being took over.

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Why, Miss Brooks, I'm
surprised at that phrasing.

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Such awful construction.

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Well, never mind
my construction.

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People who live in brick
houses shouldn't throw rock.

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And I don't think it's fair.

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Good afternoon, ladies.

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Oh, Mr. Boyton, as
I live and breathe.

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Those faults can be
corrected, you know.

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Sit down, Mr. Barton.

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Oh, thanks, Miss Brooks.

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Oh, Mr. Barton, that
food looks so appetizing.

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Oh, I thought I'd take a
whirl at the pot roast today.

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But I've kept this meatloaf
covered up for you.

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Oh, I can probably
handle them both.

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I'm starved.

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Ooh, the roast looks yummy.

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Oh, and so does the meatloaf.

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Would you care to try one
or the other, Miss Enright?

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Why don't you try both
of them, Miss Enright?

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You could feed one of your
faces and I could feed the other.

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I think Miss Brooks is
a trifle miffed because

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she's having to take
over some of my duties.

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Yes, I heard you were
leaving, Miss Enright.

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When are you going?

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Surprise, surprise.

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I'm not going at
all, Mr. Boynton.

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You're not?

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Well, that is the
pleasant bit of news.

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Did you hear that, Miss Brooks?

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Miss Enright's staying out.

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She's not leaving at all.

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Isn't that just splendid?

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I'll eat your meatloaf.

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Yes, my dear sister's
coming here to stay with me.

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I'm going to take care of her.

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Oh, I see.

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Well, that'll keep you at home
most nights then, won't it?

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Oh, I don't know.

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One can't look after one's
sister every night, now can one?

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If one waits until one's
asked out, one can.

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Well, I have a few things to do,
so if you'll excuse me, Mr. Barton.

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You really have to go
so soon, Miss Brooks?

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Yes, I do.

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Here's the check
for your meatloaf.

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Oh, thanks.

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But, uh, where... Where
is... I paid my check.

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Oh, well, so long.

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Oh, by the way, Miss Brooks, I
wanted to remind you, I'm coming over

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to your house tonight to help
you brush up on the first aid course.

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It was Mr. Conklin's idea.

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What?

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Yes, as a matter of
fact, he's coming with me.

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Well, I've made other plans.

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He said that we were
to be there at eight

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sharp, so please, darling,
do try to be on time.

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You know, this is sort of one
of Mr. Conklin's pet projects.

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Kind of like Mr. Boynton is with
some other members of the faculty.

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If you know what I
mean, Mr. Boynton.

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Huh?

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I guess I can leave
him for a few minutes.

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Well, if the Emperor has spoken, I'll
be seeing you tonight, Miss Enright.

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So long, Mr. Boyden.

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Bye, Miss Brooks.

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Oh, and darling, I wouldn't stop
at the dessert counter if I were you.

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From the back, those
calories show like mad.

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Oh, the unjust tyrannical
attitude you've got.

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Take it easy, Miss Brooks.

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You know what talking to
yourself signifies, don't you?

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Yes, I know, Walter,
and I don't care.

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Oh, now things
can't be that terrible.

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Why not?

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Miss Enright just told me that
she and Mr. Conklin are coming

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over to my place tonight to
brush me up on her first aid course.

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00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,884
Well, what's so bad about that?

242
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,971
This is a chance to kill two of
your favorite birds with one stone.

243
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,097
What do you mean?

244
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:07,060
Well, if you're going to show them what you remember
from your first date experience, you'll get a chance

245
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:11,230
to not only clobber Miss Enright, but to show Mr. Coughlin
that you're totally unfit to take over her job.

246
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:20,448
Here's some alcohol.

247
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:40,009
Good evening, Miss Brooks.

248
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,400
Hello, Miss
Enright, Mr. Conklin.

249
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,651
Good evening, Miss Brooks.

250
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,068
Pardon me.

251
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:57,860
That's all right.

252
00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,028
May I take your thing?

253
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,697
Oh, thank you.

254
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:01,656
Well...

255
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,700
I see you've redecorated.

256
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,201
Quite an improvement.

257
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:10,498
Yes, we had an interior decorator
in from the war surplus store.

258
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,626
Well, I see you're all ready
for your refresher course.

259
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,462
Well, frankly, I don't think
that'll be necessary, Mr. Conklin.

260
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,507
I've been rereading my old
Red Cross manual, and many

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00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,677
of the things I learned as a
girl have come back to me.

262
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,096
Oh, that must have
been a grueling trip.

263
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,973
Oh!

264
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:31,060
You have all sorts of little
goodies over here, haven't you?

265
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,021
Yes, I thought they
might come in handy.

266
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,313
And so they will.

267
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,816
Now, Miss Brooks, since you
are going to instruct others, I

268
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,694
should like to see some practical
demonstration of your knowledge.

269
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,196
Well, I'm ready whenever
you are, Mr. Counsellor.

270
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:45,616
If you'll just take that chair
on the observation platform.

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Fine.

272
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:46,576
Fine.

273
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,286
Then we can get
right down to business.

274
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,831
Now, first, let us presume
that our subject has

275
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suffered a fractured
elbow and a broken ankle.

276
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,712
How about two broken ankles?

277
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,881
Yes, and why not a
broken collarbone?

278
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,299
Why not?

279
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,341
Very well, very well.

280
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:06,971
A fractured elbow, two broken
ankles, and a fractured collarbone.

281
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,765
Now then, lie down, Miss Brooke.

282
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,934
All right, sir, and then
we can... Wait a minute.

283
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,561
What am I lying down for?

284
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,023
Well, if someone had suffered
a couple of broken ankles, do

285
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:20,651
you think it too unreasonable
to assume she'd be lying down?

286
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,613
Well, no, sir, but the wrong
bones are being broken.

287
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,699
I mean, if I'm to demonstrate
what I know about first

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00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,911
aid, then Miss Enright is
the one who should lie down.

289
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,914
You want me to pretend
I've been in an accident?

290
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:37,043
Believe me, it's typecasting.

291
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,795
Just crumple right here, dear.

292
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,547
This cot is spotless, so far.

293
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:45,051
But Mr. Conklin, Miss Brooks is supposed
to... Now, now, if Miss Brooks feels that

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00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:48,513
she doesn't need any instruction, we might
as well see what she can do right now.

295
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,098
Lie down, Miss Enright.

296
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,766
Oh, all right.

297
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,311
Now, let us assume that Miss Enright
has been badly injured in an accident,

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00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,898
and besides the breakage mentioned,
she's also in a state of acute shock.

299
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:02,819
Shock?

300
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,695
Well, how do I react to that?

301
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:10,451
Just as if Mr. Boynton had
finally asked you for a date.

302
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,788
Now, we begin by taking
care of the injured arm.

303
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:19,418
Oh, the injury seems to
be covered by this sleeve.

304
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:19,669
Mr. Boynton!

305
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,462
That's a brand new blouse!

306
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,381
What do you want
to be, neat or cured?

307
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:28,386
Now, as you can see, Mr. Compton,
this has been a very bad accident.

308
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:32,640
The flesh here under my fingers
is already turning black and blue.

309
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:32,765
Oh?

310
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,142
Well, where is it
black and blue?

311
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:34,725
Ow!

312
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,395
Right there.

313
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,647
Just hand me the
Mercurochrome, please.

314
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,024
Yes, here it is,
but what's it for?

315
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,359
Well, antiseptic, sir.

316
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:48,531
You know, this has
been a very bad accident.

317
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:56,706
Now, the most important thing
to do is to bandage the arm.

318
00:15:56,831 --> 00:16:00,710
We begin by applying this
to the side of the arm gently.

319
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:04,088
And then we take the
roller bandage like this,

320
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:07,800
and we start, you see,
always from right to left.

321
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:14,640
And you wind the bandage around
and around, further and further.

322
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,101
And finally, when you
have covered all the

323
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,896
injury, then you tie it
off neatly at the top.

324
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,189
I see.

325
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,149
And now what?

326
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:28,279
Well, now, if somebody will
untie my hand, I'll continue.

327
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:34,035
Miss Brooks, can you or can
you not tie a firm bandage?

328
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,412
Well, this splint was
pretty rough, Mr. Conklin.

329
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,831
If Miss Enright would just
give me one of her legs.

330
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,833
Oh, now, really, Miss Brooks.

331
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,377
Please, please
cooperate, Miss Enright.

332
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:47,632
Now, sit up and see if Miss Brooks
can tie a firm bandage on your leg.

333
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,468
Oh, I'm sure I can, Mr. Conklin.

334
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:53,554
If you'll just sit there and hand
me those things as I need them.

335
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,931
Oh, yes, very well.

336
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:58,184
But don't get any of that
mercurochrome on my woolen trousers.

337
00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,393
No, I won't, sir.

338
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,687
Now, if you'll just give
me the adhesive first.

339
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:02,688
Adhesive, yes.

340
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,275
You see, the important part of
the adhesive is to pry it very tight.

341
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,488
Now we just do it round,
and round, and round.

342
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,031
And you bring it around.

343
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,407
Yes, Miss Edna?

344
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,160
You don't put the
adhesive on first.

345
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,537
You put the gauze underneath.

346
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,707
Oh, you're so right, darling.

347
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,919
Well, all for the adhesive.

348
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:25,044
Ow!

349
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:25,753
Oh, you threw it!

350
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,754
My nylon!

351
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,090
Oh, well, don't worry
about them, dear.

352
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:33,386
A little liquid's a man's hobby.

353
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:40,518
If you would just hand me those two
long splints and that bandage please.

354
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,562
Two long splints.

355
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,189
That's right.

356
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,440
There we are, yes.

357
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:46,774
And this bandage.

358
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,318
Now you see the
important thing in taking care

359
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,696
of the leg is to give
it good firm support.

360
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:57,743
We put one of the splints on each side,
then I take this bandage and I wind around

361
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,496
and around and around the leg.

362
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:06,627
It's a little difficult to cover
all the splint, Mr. Conklin.

363
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,131
But you keep taking it around
and around, and if you will

364
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,759
give me one of those smaller
bandages to tie it off with.

365
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:18,472
Thank you.

366
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,765
And you tie the smaller
bandage around, and you

367
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:20,933
fasten it down with
a nice, neat little bow.

368
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,644
And there we are, sir.

369
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,690
Now, Miss Enron, if you will
stand up and take a few steps.

370
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:34,822
And Miss Brooks?

371
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,283
Yes, Mr. Johnson?

372
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:42,288
You have tied Miss
Enright's legs to mine.

373
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,332
Oh, for heaven's sake.

374
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:49,879
I thought one of those legs had
more wool on it than the other.

375
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:54,216
Get this bandage untied.

376
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:54,633
Just a minute.

377
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,677
I have to tear out this flint.

378
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:57,636
Ow!

379
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:58,471
Oh!

380
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,223
I've got a splinter
right in my thumb.

381
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:06,312
Our next problem will be about a man who's
just gotten a splinter right in his thumb.

382
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,022
Oh, excuse me.

383
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:13,277
I wanted to return this book
I borrowed from Mrs. Davis.

384
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,363
Oh, look who's here, Mr. Barton.

385
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,240
Oh, good evening, Miss
Gauntleton, Miss Enright.

386
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,326
What are you doing?

387
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,537
Having a three-legged race?

388
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,458
Don't be funny, Mr. Boyden.

389
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,667
It's been an accident.

390
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,003
Well, I don't think it
was an accident at all.

391
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:31,629
Oh, no?

392
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,673
You want to try
for a concussion?

393
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,550
Please stop jabbering, everyone.

394
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,219
I've got to get this
splinter removed.

395
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,262
Would you like me to
probe for it, Mr. Connery?

396
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,349
Keep away from me,
you angel of destruction!

397
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,769
Mr. Boyden, do you know
how to remove splinters?

398
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,063
Just from animals, sir.

399
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:49,897
Don't stand there.

400
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,148
Get a pin and dig.

401
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,984
Silence!

402
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,487
Miss Brooks, do
you have a needle?

403
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,698
Mrs. Davis has one
in her sewing basket.

404
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,701
Now, never you
fear, Mr. Conklin.

405
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,537
Daisy Enright's on the job.

406
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,664
I'll have you fixed
up in just a minute.

407
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,998
Here, I've got a little needle.

408
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,960
And we're going to sterilize it.

409
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,920
And you're going
to be just fine.

410
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,090
Now, give your thumb to Daisy.

411
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:20,511
Come on, come to Daisy.

412
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,554
Down, Daisy.

413
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,348
Down, girl.

414
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,183
Here, Miss Enright,
but please be careful.

415
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:26,976
Oh, it's going to be all right.

416
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,769
Now, just sit down.

417
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:34,400
Yes, he's going to be
all right in just a minute.

418
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,651
There.

419
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,111
Now it's out.

420
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,071
Say, that didn't hurt a bit.

421
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,656
Remarkable, Miss Enright.

422
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,741
You know, everyone
should master first aid.

423
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,743
I've been thinking of
taking that course myself.

424
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:45,578
You have?

425
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:46,328
Yes.

426
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,998
I'd like to sign up right now
for the balance of the semester.

427
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,332
Well, it's a deal.

428
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,586
Monday night at 8, I
throw out the first Band-Aid.

429
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:56,130
Over my limp carcass.

430
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:02,887
Miss Enright, if you'll take over your
old course, I'll move heaven and earth.

431
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:07,016
Oh, that won't be
necessary... now.

432
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,812
She's halfway to heaven already.

433
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,232
Oh well, Miss Enright, there's
one more question I'd like to ask.

434
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,400
Yes, Miss Brooke?

435
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:23,491
What sort of a splint does one
use when one cuts one's own throat?

435
00:21:24,305 --> 00:22:24,460
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