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(SINGING) Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeah
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{\an8}Dig it, oh-oh-oh
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{\an8}Dig it, oh-oh-oh
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{\an8}Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
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{\an8}Dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeah
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{\an8}With broken hands and weathered souls
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Emancipated from all you know
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You got to go dig those holes
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You got to go dig those holes
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Dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeah
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You got to go dig those holes
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Dig it, oh-oh-oh
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(SNAKE HISSING)
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BOY 1: Get that straight.
Get that straight.
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BOY 2: Let me tell you, boy,
we're burnin' up back here, man.
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This global warmin'.
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BOY 3: Hole in the ozone
is directly above my head.
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BOY 1: The hole's in your head.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(RATTLING)
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BOY 2: Barf Bag!
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- Man, what you doin'?!
- Barf Bag!
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It ain't that bad! Come on, man!
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Come on, man!
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BOY 1: This ain't funny, Dog.
Get back, Barf Bag, for real!
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BOY 4: Come on!
What are you doin'?!
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- BOY 2: Barf Bag, deal with it, baby!
- MAN 1: Barf Bag!
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(PANTS, GROANS)
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STANLEY IV: All my life, I seemed to be
in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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My grandpa, Stanley Yelnats II,
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says it's all because
of this 150-year-old curse.
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Now, I don't really believe
in the family curse,
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but when things go wrong,
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it kind of helps if you can
blame it on something.
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And for me, things went wrong a lot.
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(SNIFFS)
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Oh, jeez! Oh!
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Grandpa says our destiny is sealed.
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Could a pair of shoes falling from the sky
really be part of my destiny?
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Come here, boy!
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- FEMALE OFFICER: Hold it right there!
- Hey, why you runnin'?
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- Did you steal those shoes?
- Officer, I didn't do anything.
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- FEMALE OFFICER: What's your name, boy?
- St... I'm Stanley. Stanley Yelnats IV.
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STANLEY IV:
You see, my father, Stanley Yelnats III,
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is an inventor,
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and for the last few years,
he's been trying to find a cure...
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for foot odor.
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(LAUGHS)
I'm glad you're here.
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This whole floor smells like stinky feet.
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(DOOR HINGES CREAK)
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What did you do to my Stanley?
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Don't freak out. It's a bruise.
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Can I just say right off the bat,
this is a big mistake.
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Don't say nothing
until we talk to our lawyer!
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You're gonna be sorry
you ever messed with Stanley Yelnats!
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Let me see that.
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Just don't grab it out of their hands.
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- Why not?
- Because you're gonna make 'em angry.
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Would you like a piece of cake?
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MALE OFFICER: Excuse me.
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STANLEY III: How about some coffee?
A little cup of coffee?
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(HISSING)
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Now, that is a fine pair of shoes.
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Could I just smell your shoe?
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How about if you take your shoe off,
and I'll just...
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MALE OFFICER:
Check the bedroom.
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STANLEY II: Just a minute!
Where you going?!
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This warrant isn't warranted!
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This will never hold up in court!
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FEMALE OFFICER:
Uh-huh. Here it is.
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We got him.
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We share the room.
How do you know that's not mine?
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- Which bed is yours?
- You don't have to answer that.
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We have the right to remain silent.
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- Oh, wouldn't that be nice.
- I sleep here.
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It's all because of your
no-good, dirty-rotten,
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pig-stealing great-great-grandfather.
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There is no curse on this family.
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There is on the men in this family.
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(SINGS) "If only, if only,"
the woodpecker sighs,
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Please don't sing that song.
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(SINGING) "the bark on the tree
was as soft as the skies."
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Please don't sing that song,
not at my table!
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Ma, relax.
I don't believe in the curse, anyways.
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We're gonna need a damn good lawyer.
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We can't afford a lawyer, pop.
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We don't need a lawyer, Stanley.
We'll just tell the truth.
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Stanley Yelnats, please rise.
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{\an8}(SIGHS)
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{\an8}Stanley Yelnats IV.
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Sit down!
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(SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE)
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I could send you to jail,
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and I would not lose
one bit of sleep over it.
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(WHIMPERS)
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But I don't know what good that would do.
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There is currently a vacancy
at Camp Green Lake.
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They help troubled youth build character.
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The choice is yours.
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Camp Green Lake... or jail.
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(FEEDBACK)
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Uh, well,
I never have been to camp before.
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Eighteen months, Camp Green Lake, son.
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(SINGING) Well, the sun is shinin',
but it don't feel good
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Don't smile down on this neighborhood
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When I go walkin' through
this stinkin' town
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This is why I keep my eyes down
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You keep your eyes down
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The brotherhood of the misunderstood
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Live and die here, in all likelihood
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You're livin' in this town,
better pray for sundown
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Like all the men, you go downtown
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You keep your eyes down
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Hey, baby!
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You keep your eyes down
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You keep your eyes down
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(BRAKES SQUEAK, HISS)
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You keep your eyes down
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Thanks for the ride.
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You keep your eyes down
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(COUGHS)
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MAN: Yo, fresh meat!
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So, uh, where's the lake?
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GUARD: Hey, what did I just tell you?
Don't be a wise guy.
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Follow me.
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(FLY BUZZING)
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(CRUNCHING)
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(DOOR HINGES CREAK)
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Sit down.
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What's with the sunflower seeds, man?
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I give up smokin'.
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Stanley Yelnats...
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- ...The fourth?
- Yeah.
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Everyone in my family
names their son Stanley 'cause it's...
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Yelnats backwards.
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It's like this... it's a little...
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It's a...
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It's a tradition.
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(CRUNCHES)
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My name is Mr. Sir.
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Whenever you speak to me,
you will call me by my name.
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(SNICKERS)
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Is that clear?
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Yes, Mr. Sir.
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Do you think that's funny?
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Huh?
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No, Mr. Sir.
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This isn't a girl scout camp.
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Understand?
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Here.
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Boy, you're a bag o' tricks.
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Thanks.
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You thirsty, Stanley?
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Yes, Mr. Sir.
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Well, you better get used to it.
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You're gonna be thirsty
for the next 18 months.
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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Look around you, Yelnats.
What do you see?
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Any guard towers?
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How about an electric fence?
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Hmm?
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No, Mr. Sir.
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You want to run away?
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Go ahead, start running.
I won't stop you.
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I'm warnin' you!
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MAN: You heard the man, Spence.
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Oh, don't worry.
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This here's for yellow-spotted lizards.
I wouldn't waste a bullet on you.
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I'm not gonna run away, Mr. Sir.
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Good thinkin', Yelnats.
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Doesn't nobody run away from here.
You know why?
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We got the only water for 100 miles.
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Our own little oasis.
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You want to run away,
them buzzards will pick you clean
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by the end of the third day.
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MAN: Hi, Mr. Sir.
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MR. SIR: Undress.
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You get two sets of clothes.
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One for work, one for relaxation.
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After three days,
your work clothes will be washed,
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your second set
becomes your work clothes.
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- Is that clear?
- Yes, Mr. Sir.
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You are to dig one hole each day.
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5-foot deep, 5-foot in diameter.
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Your shovel is your measuring stick.
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The longer it takes you to dig,
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the longer you'll be out in the hot sun.
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STANLEY IV: Sorry, Mr. Sir.
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You need to keep alert
for lizards and...
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rattlesnakes.
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Rattlesnakes?
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You don't bother them,
they won't bother you...
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Usually.
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Being bit by a rattler ain't
the worst thing that can happen to you.
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You won't die, usually.
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But you don't want to get bit
by a yellow-spotted lizard.
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That is the worst thing
that can happen to you.
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You will die
a slow and painful death...
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Always.
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(DOOR HINGES CREAK)
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Stanley Yelnats?
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- Yeah?
- I just want you to know
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that you may have done
some bad things,
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but that does not make you a bad kid.
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I respect you, Stanley.
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Welcome to Camp Green Lake.
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I'm Dr. Pendanski, your counselor.
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Start that touchy-feely crap,
I'm outta here.
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Give him some towels, tokens. Set him up.
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You'll be in "D" tent.
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"D" stands for "diligence."
that's the mess hall.
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There's the rec room.
And there's the showers.
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There's only one knob 'cause there's
only one temperature - cold.
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And that's the Warden's cabin over there.
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That's the number-one rule
at Camp Green Lake -
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do not upset the Warden.
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- Yeah, he seemed kind of...
- Who?
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Oh, Mr. Sir?
Oh, he's not the Warden.
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He's just been in a bad mood
since he quit smokin'.
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Hey, Mom...
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Who's the Neanderthal?
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This is Stanley.
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So, what's happening with Barf Bag?
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Oh, Lewis won't be returning.
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He's still in the hospital.
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Stanley, meet Rex, Alan, and Theodore.
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Hi.
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Yo, my name is X-Ray.
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And that's Squid, that's Armpit.
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Him, he's Mom.
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They all have their little nicknames,
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but I prefer to use the names
their parents gave them,
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the names society will recognize them by.
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Theodore, why don't we
show Stanley his cot?
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Go ahead, 'pit.
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DR. PENDANSKI:
Welcome to your new home, Stanley.
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(STANLEY GROANS)
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Barf Bag slept here.
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DR. PENDANSKI:
Keep your bed clean.
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Hey, I'm Magnet.
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That's Zigzag.
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Hi.
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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What I told you
about leaving that thing right there, man?
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And this... is Zero.
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Say hello to Stanley, Zero.
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Do you want to know
why they call him Zero?
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'Cause there's nothing goin' on
in his stupid little head.
253
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,555
Did you tell him about the lizards?
254
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,491
DR. PENDANSKI:
Ricky, let's not scare Stanley.
255
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,100
His name's not Ricky.
256
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,727
It's Zigzag, a'ight?
257
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,813
Stanley, if you have any questions,
just ask Theodore.
258
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,690
Theodore will be your mentor.
259
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,485
- You got that, Theodore?
- Yeah, man. Whatever, dude.
260
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:16,778
I'm depending on you.
261
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,365
It should be no labor
to be nice to your neighbor.
262
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,702
Hey, Theodore, is there a place
where I can fill my canteen up with water?
263
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:29,082
- BOY: I know he smells that.
- Yo, my name is not Theodore.
264
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,168
It's Armpit.
265
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,713
There's a water spigot over there.
266
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,011
Man, 'pit,
what you gotta be so mean for?
267
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,943
ARMPIT: Man, I ain't mean.
I'm his mentor.
268
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,682
Ain't that what I'm supposed to do?
269
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,643
Thanks, Armpit.
270
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,396
Man, whatever.
271
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,899
MAN: (ON PA.)
Today's menu - chili, string beans,
272
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,401
refried beans,
273
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,069
garbanzo beans,
274
00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,696
green beans,
275
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:00,947
and banana jell-o.
276
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,282
(LAUGHTER)
277
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,033
Hey, Stanley, come here, boy.
278
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,327
This is where you sit. Sit down.
279
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,544
X-RAY: Hey, yo, new kid. Hey, yo.
280
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,296
See, you didn't dig today.
281
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,549
So, uh, you wouldn't mind
giving up your bread
282
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,467
to somebody who did, now, would you?
283
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:23,970
No, you can have it.
284
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,805
So, what'd they get you for?
285
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,140
Stealing a pair of shoes.
286
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,433
(LAUGHTER)
287
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,452
From the store, or were
they still on someone's feet?
288
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,145
No, no, he just killed the dude first.
289
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,032
You just left out
that little detail, right?
290
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,505
They were Clyde Livingston's shoes.
291
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,858
X-RAY: Sweetfeet? What?
292
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,652
Man, you did not steal
no Clyde Livingston's Sweetfeet shoes.
293
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:40,903
His world series cleats.
294
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,822
Hold on, hold on. How did you get 'em?
295
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,675
He's, like, the fastest guy
in the majors, right?
296
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,534
The guy hit four triples in one game.
297
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,202
(LAUGHTER)
298
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,658
Clyde Livingston donated his shoes to
this, uh, this... this homeless shelter.
299
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,416
Did they have red X's on 'em?
300
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,043
ALL: What?
301
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,754
You got Zero to talk.
302
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,319
Hey, yo, what else can you do, Zero?
303
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,383
Yeah.
304
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,718
Yeah, they did.
305
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,132
LAWYER: Tell us a little something
of your background,
306
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,682
Mr. Livingston.
307
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:14,729
Besides the fact that it
was your donated shoes that were stolen.
308
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,940
What other connection
might you have with this case?
309
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,111
Well, I was an orphan.
310
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,280
I grew up in that home.
311
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,995
I don't understand what type of person
steals from homeless children.
312
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,626
You're no fan of mine.
313
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,715
(SNORING)
314
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,175
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
315
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,639
- (FARTS)
- (SNIFFS)
316
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,394
It was all because of your
no-good, dirty-rotten,
317
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,913
pig-stealing
great-great-grandfather.
318
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,939
That's who sealed our destiny.
319
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,358
Why do you think
none of his inventions work?
320
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,567
Pa.
321
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,236
I learn from failure.
322
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,613
Doesn't matter how... how smart you are.
323
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,241
You need luck. Something we ain't got.
324
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,608
Yeah, what about your father,
the first Stanley Yelnats?
325
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,328
He wasn't so unlucky.
326
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,306
You told me he made a fortune
in the stock market.
327
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,456
STANLEY II: Some luck.
328
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,791
Yeah, he lost everything.
329
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,002
He was robbed by Kissin' Kate Barlow.
330
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,588
Get on up outta there!
331
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,300
Gimme your loot!
332
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,177
(GUN COCKS)
333
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:29,846
Are you kidding me?
334
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,305
She kiss him?
335
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,849
(SMOOCHES)
336
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,184
Oh, no. She only kissed the men
she killed.
337
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,480
What you got down there, huh?
338
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,774
Pass it up! Come on!
339
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,616
She left him stranded in the desert.
340
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,161
Come on, boys! Let's ride!
341
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,958
No water, no food, for 16 days.
342
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,252
If she'd have kissed him,
she'd have killed him.
343
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,879
You'd have never been born.
344
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,381
(SNORING CONTINUES)
345
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,258
(REVEILLE PLAYS)
346
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,222
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
347
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,309
DR. PENDANSKI:
Smiling faces! Smiling faces!
348
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,978
The early mole digs the deepest hole.
349
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,814
Shovels on the left,
tortillas on the right.
350
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,149
Let's go!
351
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,193
Okay, come and get it.
352
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,987
Let's go!
Come on, Magnet! Open them peepers!
353
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,572
Let's go! Let's go!
354
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,533
Head's still on the pillow!
355
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,745
This ain't no dreamland,
it's... it's reality.
356
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,374
DR. PENDANSKI: Let's go, hotshots!
Step up and get your...
357
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,672
Hey, man, you picked up X-Ray's shovel.
358
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,300
It's shorter than the rest of them.
359
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,014
Smaller shovel, smaller hole.
360
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,605
(SINGING)
H-e-e-e-ey
361
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,485
Oh, sinners, let's go down
362
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:08,903
Let's go down
363
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,363
Let's go down
364
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,865
Oh, sinners, let's go down
365
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,451
Down in the valley to pray
366
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,869
Oh, sinners
367
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,805
-Let's go down
-MR. SIR: This isn't a girl scout camp.
368
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,122
Nobody's gonna babysit ya.
369
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,374
Let's go down
370
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,976
- Dig here.
- Oh, sinners, let's go down
371
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,003
- Now, if you find anything interesting...
- Down in the valley to pray
372
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,340
...you are to report it to me
or Pendanski.
373
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,841
If the Warden like what you find,
374
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,718
you get the rest of the day off.
375
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,886
(SINGING)
H-e-e-e-ey
376
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,770
What am I supposed to be
looking for, Mr. Sir?
377
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,557
You're not looking for anything.
378
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,891
You're building character.
379
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,395
You take a bad boy,
make him dig holes all day in the hot sun,
380
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,313
and it turns him into a good boy.
381
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,316
That's our philosophy
here at Camp Green Lake.
382
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,985
Start digging.
383
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,903
(SINGING)
Show me the way
384
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,739
Good lord, show me the way
385
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,037
One down, 10 million to go.
386
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,706
(SINGING)
Show me the way
387
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,251
Good lord, show me the way
388
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,925
Oh, sinners, let's go down
389
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,302
Let's go down
390
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,761
Let's go down
391
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,980
(GROANS)
392
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,421
Excuse me, can you throw that
in another pile or something,
393
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,631
- 'cause it keeps getting in my hole.
- Shut up! Just shut up!
394
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,049
Watch where you're moving your dirt!
395
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,193
X-RAY: Watch where you're throwing
your dirt, Stanley.
396
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,327
(LAUGHTER)
397
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,665
STANLEY II: It was all because
of your no-good, dirty-rotten,
398
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,792
pig-stealing great-great-grandfather,
399
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,586
Elya Yelnats.
400
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,922
It started in a little village in Latvia.
401
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,176
He was shoveling in Morris Menke's barn,
402
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,595
When Myra, his beautiful daughter,
walked by.
403
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,930
(CHUCKLES) And that was it.
404
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,767
So, what does your
great-great-grandfather do?
405
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:06,979
He goes to a fortune-teller,
Madame Zeroni, for advice.
406
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,523
MADAME ZERONI:
All you think about is Myra Menke.
407
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,691
I know.
408
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,027
STANLEY II:
That's when our troubles began.
409
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,779
Listen to Madame Zeroni.
410
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,657
You should go to America.
411
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,867
That's where my son is.
412
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,661
That's your future.
413
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,371
Not Myra Menke.
414
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,957
Her head's as empty as a flowerpot.
415
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,376
Mr. Menke...
416
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,712
I would like your permission
to marry your daughter.
417
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,674
You too?
418
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,426
(GRUNTS)
419
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:41,681
Igor Barkov has offered
his fattest pig for her.
420
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,183
What do you got?
421
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,310
A heart full of love.
422
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,480
(LAUGHTER)
423
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,023
He's just a boy!
424
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,858
I'd rather have a fat pig.
425
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,860
(BOTH LAUGHING)
426
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,659
Morris Menke is a schmuck.
427
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,453
Okay, here's what you do.
428
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,372
Take the little one.
429
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,165
(ALL OINKING)
430
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,126
But this solves nothing.
431
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,961
So, it will grow.
432
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:17,341
Every day, you carry the pig
up the mountain.
433
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:21,887
Make it drink the water from the stream
while you sing...
434
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:27,560
(SINGS) "If only, if only,"
the woodpecker sighs...
435
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,728
Woodpecker sighs.
436
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,523
(SINGS) ... "the bark on the tree
was as soft as the skies."
437
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:37,778
While the wolf waits below,
hungry and lonely
438
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:44,076
He cries to the moon, "if only, if only."
439
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,706
MADAME ZERONI:
Every day, the pig will get fatter,
440
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,918
and you will get stronger.
441
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:58,048
Now, after you give the pig to Menke,
442
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,093
you must carry Madame Zeroni up a mountain
443
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:05,598
and sing while I drink
so I can get strong, too.
444
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,224
(LAUGHING)
445
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:13,481
But, if you forget to come back
for Madame Zeroni,
446
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:18,861
you and your family
will be cursed for always and eternity.
447
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,739
(LAUGHING)
448
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,955
(MUSIC ON THE RADIO)
449
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,768
- Get your water, Dog. Get your water.
- Oh, my god.
450
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,168
Here comes the water truck.
451
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,495
- First hole's the hardest, right?
- MR. SIR: Let's go!
452
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,547
MAGNET: Hey, Mr. Sir.
453
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,592
- What you doin', man?
- Get your place in line, Magnet!
454
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,041
Keep your hands off of me, man!
455
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:46,388
So, how'd it go your first day, Yelnats?
Got some blisters on ya?
456
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,057
- Big, fat blisters.
- Yeah.
457
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,809
Well, don't worry.
458
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,602
Everything turns to callus eventually.
459
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,103
That's life. Next.
460
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,107
- (PIG SNORTING)
- MORRIS: Myra!
461
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,527
Who do you choose - Igor Barkov...
462
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,362
or Elya Yelnats?
463
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,742
You want me to decide?
464
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,203
That's right, my blossom.
465
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,080
(CHUCKLES)
466
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,707
Gee, I don't know.
467
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,260
(PIGS SNORTING)
468
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,345
Which pig weighs more?
469
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,472
They are the same.
470
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:33,686
Oh, I know!
471
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:38,774
I will think of a number between 1 and 10.
472
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,195
Okay, I'm ready.
473
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,030
Marry Igor.
474
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,325
You can keep my pig as wedding present.
475
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,497
(LAUGHTER)
476
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,915
Two pigs for one daughter!
477
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,626
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
478
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,691
You done already?
479
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,192
BOY: Don't you know, man?
480
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,403
He's, like,
the fastest digger in the camp.
481
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,615
BOY 1: He's a mole.
I think he eats the dirt.
482
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,325
He's a weird dude.
483
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,826
BOY 2: Moles don't eat dirt.
484
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,162
- Worms eat dirt.
- BOY 1: Really?
485
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,623
(BELL DINGING)
486
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,499
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
487
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,043
STANLEY II: So that was it.
488
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:42,922
He took Madame Zeroni's advice
and went to America, like her son,
489
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:47,343
but the dummy forgot to go back
and carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain.
490
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,764
MADAME ZERONI: If you forget to come back
for Madame Zeroni,
491
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:56,936
you and your family will be cursed
for always and eternity.
492
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,646
(LAUGHING)
493
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,033
STANLEY IV: Somebody help me!
494
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:12,993
Anybody up there?!
495
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,037
(COUGHS)
496
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,456
I'm done with my hole now!
497
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,625
(GRUNTING)
498
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,335
Oh, god.
499
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,046
(GRUNTING)
500
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,343
Oh, god.
501
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:31,887
(SIGHS)
502
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,280
(GUN COCKS)
503
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,699
Don't move.
504
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,075
Oh, f...
505
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,622
(GUNSHOT)
506
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,626
(HISSES)
507
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,755
(SHRIEKS)
508
00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,175
(STANLEY IV WHIMPERS)
509
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,344
(GUNSHOT)
510
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,601
(GASPS)
511
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:21,311
Get your stuff.
512
00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,156
Get yourself a good sleep, son.
513
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,491
- Yes, sir.
- Yeah.
514
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,872
Oh, my god!
515
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,626
(GUNSHOT)
516
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:46,879
What color was his blood?
517
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,399
I don't... I don't know. I couldn't tell.
518
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:50,966
I wish I'd have seen it.
519
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,760
- Bam!
- (LAUGHS)
520
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,096
ARMPIT: If Mr. Sir didn't shoot it...
521
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,765
Stanley, you'd be in a hole.
522
00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,726
Did you know
that each one's got exactly 11 spots?
523
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,687
Yeah, man, but if you ever get
close enough to count 'em...
524
00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:04,855
(IMITATES SLASHING SOUND)
525
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:06,023
You're dead.
526
00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,751
ARMPIT: Look, it's the lizards
we're working for, man.
527
00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,401
We build their houses for 'em.
528
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,728
I mean, yesterday, I saw, like,
10 of them in one hole.
529
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,906
X-RAY: Man, we ain't diggin'
for no lizards.
530
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,550
ARMPIT: What we diggin' for then, man?
531
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,452
Like Mr. Sir said,
we're diggin' to build some character.
532
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,912
(LAUGHTER)
533
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,580
(GUNSHOT)
534
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,172
(GROWLS)
535
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,052
(RECORD PLAYER CRACKLES,
REVEILLE PLAYS)
536
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,889
- Come on! Wake up, buddy!
- (SINGING) Feelin' mighty fine
537
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,390
Feelin' mighty fine this time
538
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,600
STANLEY IV: "Dear Mom...
539
00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:42,994
I'm having a wonderful time at camp.
540
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,061
(SINGING) Yes, I am
541
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,813
"The food's great.
542
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,818
Not as good as yours,
of course, but I like it."
543
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,024
(SINGING) Feelin' mighty fine
544
00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:51,026
Feelin' mighty fine this time
545
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,778
"We've been out on the lake all day."
546
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,590
STANLEY IV: Where's a person go to
the bathroom around here?
547
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,009
- Man, pick a hole, any hole.
- (SINGING) Feelin' mighty fine
548
00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:01,328
"Once I pass the swimming test,
I'll get to learn how to water ski.
549
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,038
I've made lots of friends."
550
00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:05,666
- Oh, you're goin' to hell for sure.
- (LAUGHTER)
551
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,501
(SINGING) Feelin' mighty fine
552
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,479
- "And the water is cool and refreshing."
- Feelin' mighty fine
553
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:10,504
(CLUNK)
554
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:11,839
(SINGING) This time
555
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:14,567
- "You'd like my counselor. He's a doctor."
- (SINGING) Yes, indeed
556
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,385
Smells like puke from a mule
557
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:19,096
been ruminating on asparagus
for two weeks.
558
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:21,115
"And I'm really enjoying the wildlife."
559
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:24,101
(SINGING)
Don't believe a word they say about me
560
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:27,312
Because I'm feelin' mighty fine
561
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,231
Feelin' mighty fine
562
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,608
- Rent time! Pay up!
- (SINGING) This time
563
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,152
"The other boys aren't bad kids.
564
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,505
Like me, they were just in the wrong place
at the wrong time."
565
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:36,613
Get on there, fool!
566
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,782
"Well, that's it for now, ma.
567
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,659
Say hi to dad and grandpa for me.
568
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,995
Love, your son, Stanley."
569
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,997
Who you writin' to?
570
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,416
Aw, you miss your mommy and daddy?
571
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,463
- I don't want them to worry.
- They don't care.
572
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,253
- Give me the letter.
- Believe me.
573
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,338
They're glad to be rid of you.
574
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,809
(SMOOCHES)
575
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,071
Found something.
576
00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:21,562
- It's a fossil. You see that?
- Well, that's interesting.
577
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,285
Do I get a day off?
578
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,913
- What?
- That's what Mr. Sir said.
579
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:29,541
He said that, uh, if I found
something interesting, I get the day off.
580
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:33,295
Stanley, the Warden
isn't interested in fossils.
581
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,798
Let me see that.
582
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,134
- What is it?
- Man, see, look.
583
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,136
(SINGSONG VOICE)
Look at the little fishies!
584
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:42,387
Aww!
585
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:45,438
(NORMAL VOICE) I mean, you know,
it look like those cave pictures, man.
586
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:47,267
Ain't nothin', anyway.
587
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:50,145
Fossil. I tell you what,
I think Stanley belongs in a cave, man.
588
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:53,523
I told you he was a Neanderthal
the first time I saw him.
589
00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:55,607
Guess there really was
a lake out here once, right?
590
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,444
There was a town, too.
591
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:01,949
The Warden's grandfather owned the lake
592
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,409
and half the town.
593
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,957
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
594
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:14,211
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
595
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:15,504
Whoo!
596
00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:17,714
- Tie her off, there, boys.
- All right, now.
597
00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:23,262
SAM: Get your sweet,
sweet magical ointments!
598
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:26,348
Get your elixirs, health potions,
onion tonics.
599
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,934
Onions, get your onions here, folks.
600
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,019
God's own chosen vegetable.
601
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,563
Nature's magic vegetables
right here, folks.
602
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:36,238
Mr. Collingwood,
let me see that head of yours.
603
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,901
- My head?
- Yes, sir.
604
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,112
Yeah, that's what I thought.
605
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:41,863
I got exactly what you need.
606
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,981
Just rub this on his head
every night, Mrs. Collingwood,
607
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,827
and before you know it,
his hair's gonna be
608
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:48,912
as long and as thick as Mary Lou's mane.
609
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,498
- (BELL RINGING)
- Sam, thank you.
610
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,422
The ancient Egyptians knew
the secrets of the onions.
611
00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:02,092
How its potent juices
can cure stomachaches and toothaches
612
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,928
measles and mumps,
rheumatism, hemorrhoids.
613
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,138
(CHILDREN GIGGLE)
614
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,765
If you don't believe me,
just ask Mary Lou.
615
00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:11,893
All she eats is onions,
and she's almost 100 years old.
616
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,771
- How would you know, Sam?
- You're not a day over 25.
617
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:17,232
Nature's magic vegetable, Miss Katherine.
618
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,446
I don't care how much gold
there is back there,
619
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:24,331
I ain't goin' back
without some lizard juice.
620
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:26,009
I see your friend back there
wasn't so smart.
621
00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:27,200
Too bad he didn't know
622
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,703
yellow-spotted lizards
don't like my onion juice.
623
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,998
Get your sweet, sweet onions, folks.
624
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,958
Health potions, lizard oils,
625
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,960
onion tonics, cure-alls.
626
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,630
And for you, Miss Katherine,
627
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,050
I have this special bag of onions.
628
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:44,426
Thank you.
629
00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,261
- And your peaches.
- Thank you.
630
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,265
Sometimes I think Green Lake, Texas,
is heaven on earth.
631
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,768
Those peaches are the work of an angel.
632
00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:56,271
- I like peaches.
- (LAUGHTER)
633
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,566
Come on, boys.
634
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,444
- Buy you a drink, Sheriff?
- Buy me two.
635
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,404
(BIRD CHIRPING)
636
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:11,203
That was some lame crap you pulled.
637
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:15,207
What?
638
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,834
Look, man, you ever find anything,
639
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,128
give it to me, you understand?
640
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:24,383
I've been here for over six months
and never found anything.
641
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:25,634
No one has.
642
00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:27,841
Why should you get a day off
when you just got here?
643
00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:29,778
You know what I'm saying.
It's only fair.
644
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,223
Right?
645
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:33,558
- Right?
- Right.
646
00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:36,269
That's what I call
an informed decision, Dog.
647
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:41,817
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
648
00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:48,883
- What are you doing? No.
- I'm watching that.
649
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,325
Not today you ain't.
650
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,618
Look, you broke it!
651
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,204
Right there!
652
00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:55,664
(GRUNTS)
653
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:56,915
Watch it!
654
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,041
You watch it, man.
655
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,001
What you say to me?!
656
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,756
Sorry, man. I didn't mean...
I didn't mean to hit you.
657
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,428
You're a dead man!
658
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,097
Hey, hey.
659
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,075
Hey, just chill, okay, man, all right?
660
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,350
Look, we start a fight now,
661
00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:17,853
the Warden will come down
hard on all of us.
662
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,855
Just keep that punk away from me!
663
00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:21,481
- X-RAY: Cool.
- ARMPIT: Just chill.
664
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,024
It's all right. It's all good.
665
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:25,485
Just relax.
666
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,154
Here's your tunes, man.
667
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,448
Don't look at him. He's crazy.
You understand me?
668
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:36,121
Hey, nobody messes
with the Caveman. Nobody.
669
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:39,350
- Did you see the Caveman back there?
- No, I don't want to mess with anybody.
670
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:40,667
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
671
00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,919
Let's go eat.
Hey, you coming, Caveman?
672
00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,379
Come on, Caveman.
673
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:45,547
Come on, Caveman.
674
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:46,840
What?
675
00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:49,968
Caveman?
676
00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:52,471
So, I'm Caveman?
677
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,055
It's better than Barf Bag.
678
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:00,770
Line up, fishies.
679
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:02,898
Get your lake water.
680
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,691
You get it?
681
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:06,985
Lake water. It's a joke.
682
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,825
You're here now, Caveman, all right?
683
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,845
- MR. SIR: Let's go, fellas.
- X-RAY: Move up, fool.
684
00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:17,871
MAGNET: Hey, X, when you moving me up?
685
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,164
Oh, man.
686
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,417
MR. SIR: Can I start now, your highness?
687
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,503
Yes, Mr. Sir.
688
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:29,049
DR. PENDANSKI: What about you, Jose?
What do you like?
689
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:30,425
MAGNET: I like animals.
690
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:32,632
That's what got Magnet
sent here in the first place.
691
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:33,678
(LAUGHTER)
692
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:36,848
Man, it's criminal the way
they keep them locked up in cages.
693
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,309
No, Jose.
What you did was criminal.
694
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:40,602
No, no. Tell 'em, Magnet.
695
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:43,063
They wanted 1,000 bucks
for just one puppy.
696
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:44,606
- What?
- Yeah.
697
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:47,692
I would've made it out
if my pocket didn't start barking.
698
00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,194
(LAUGHTER)
699
00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:54,407
You boys get one life,
700
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:58,203
and so far, you've done a pretty good job
of screwing it up.
701
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:03,375
So, you're Caveman now, big shot.
702
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,709
Got a nickname.
703
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,546
Well, let me tell you something, Caveman,
704
00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:10,840
You are here on account of one person.
705
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:13,218
You know who that person is?
706
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,469
Yeah.
707
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:19,201
My no-good, dirty-rotten,
pig-stealing great-great-grandfather.
708
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,267
That's who it is.
709
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:21,893
(LAUGHTER)
710
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,186
No.
711
00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:26,565
You screwed your life up, Stanley Yelnats,
712
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,358
and it's up to you to fix it.
713
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,277
It's not gonna be easy,
714
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:32,737
but you'd be surprised
what you can accomplish
715
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,531
once you set your mind to it.
716
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:37,742
Even Zero here isn't completely worthless.
717
00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,120
What about you, Zero?
718
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,831
What do you like to do?
719
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,419
You just won't talk with me, will you?
720
00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,838
Man, he only talks to Caveman, you know?
721
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,716
You think you're better than all this?
722
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,058
I like diggin' holes.
723
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,938
Then you're in the right place
for it, buddy boy.
724
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,983
"My dearest Stanley,
725
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,485
your letters make me feel
like one of the other moms
726
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,779
who can afford to send
their kids to summer camp."
727
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,281
Do not touch my shoes!
728
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,617
"Your father thinks he's real close
to a breakthrough.
729
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,244
I do hope so, Stanley,
'cause the landlord
730
00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:23,622
is threatenin' to evict us
because of the odor."
731
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,433
Sir, you are an insult
to the chemistry of smell!
732
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,143
- Eight months!
- You know what I'm gonna do with this?
733
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,561
I am going to boil it with cross-trainers!
734
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:29,628
Don't do that!
735
00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,504
Aah! Aah!
Oh, yeah, "Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!"
736
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:36,676
"I feel so sorry for the old lady
who lived in the shoe
737
00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,137
'cause it must have smelled real bad."
738
00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:41,097
(LAUGHS)
739
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,893
(CHUCKLES)
She's crazy.
740
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,273
What are you laughing at?
741
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,983
Uh, just something my mom wrote.
742
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,153
She, uh (CLEARS THROAT)
She said...
743
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:59,991
"I feel sorry for the little old lady
who lived in the shoe
744
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,077
'cause it must have smelled really bad."
745
00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:03,620
(CHUCKLES)
746
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:06,164
You know, like the nursery rhyme.
747
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,216
I... I feel really awkward
748
00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:18,802
with you reading over
my shoulder like that, so...
749
00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:21,513
I can't read.
750
00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:28,937
Can you teach me?
751
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,025
Um...
752
00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,071
You know, I'm... I'm not really a...
753
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:39,614
a good teacher,
754
00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:43,952
and, uh, I get tired from digging all day,
755
00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:47,122
so, I just wanna come back
and chill, you know?
756
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:51,835
Just relax.
757
00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:55,046
See you in there?
758
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,352
Look at this guy.
759
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,396
Whoo!
760
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:12,856
(ALL GROANING)
761
00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,899
Armpit, put it down! Put it down!
762
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,193
Armpit!
763
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,540
Hey, look, a cloud.
764
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,251
Right there.
765
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,171
Maybe it'll move in front of the sun.
766
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:38,590
Come on, little cloud.
767
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,049
You can do it.
768
00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:44,179
Please, that's all I'm asking
for is just a little shade.
769
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,265
Warden owns the shade, man.
770
00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,517
Maybe we'll get lucky.
771
00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:51,436
Maybe we'll get some clouds.
772
00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:54,773
It will rain for 40 days and 40 nights.
773
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:58,359
Yeah, and we'll have to build an ark
and get two of each animal.
774
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,403
Yeah, two scorpions, two rattlesnakes,
775
00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:02,447
two yellow spider lizards. All of that.
776
00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:04,699
(INDISTINCT YELLING IN DISTANCE)
777
00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:06,951
Hey.
778
00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:09,245
What do you got there, Caveman?
779
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:11,164
What?
780
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:12,874
What do you got there?
781
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:14,959
STANLEY IV: I don't know.
782
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,711
(CLEARS THROAT)
783
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,130
Hey, X...
784
00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:21,716
I think I might have found something.
785
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:24,886
(SIGHS)
786
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,098
X-RAY: Let me see that.
787
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,642
What do you think?
788
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,101
(SNIFFLES)
789
00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:35,772
Looks like an old shotgun
shell or something, man.
790
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:38,566
No, man, it's too skinny
to be a shotgun shell.
791
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,530
- No. No, it's not a shotgun shell.
- Yeah. No, it's not a shotgun shell.
792
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,988
Look at this. You see that little heart?
793
00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:46,074
You see that?
With the letters in it right there?
794
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,785
- Yeah. "K.B." that's what it is.
- Let me see.
795
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,495
- Let me see it.
- K.B.?
796
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:53,373
- Yeah. Yeah.
- That's Keith Berenger.
797
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:54,999
Man, who is that?
798
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,252
- He was in my math class.
- (LAUGHS)
799
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,795
- Stupid.
- Good thinking, Zigzag.
800
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,338
Yeah, it must belong to him, huh?
801
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,006
Yeah, it must belong to him.
802
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,676
Well, I'm gonna go show it to Mom.
803
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:07,238
- Maybe I'll get the rest of the day off.
- Rest of the day off?
804
00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:08,972
No. No. Your hole's already dug.
805
00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:11,349
I'm not even close.
I'm gonna be out here all day.
806
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:12,851
Yeah? So?
807
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:19,065
So, uh... Why don't you, uh,
808
00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:23,393
Why don't you just turn it in tomorrow?
You know, give it to Mom in the morning?
809
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:25,029
Then you get the whole day off.
810
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,490
That's good thinking, Caveman.
811
00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:29,742
(CHUCKLES)
I like it.
812
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:33,121
Pretty smart, Caveman.
Pretty smart.
813
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:37,458
(SINGING)
No matter how you're sad and blue
814
00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:40,253
There's always someone who
has it worse than you
815
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,547
Sometimes you gotta pay your dues
816
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,799
So, don't worry, just push on through
817
00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:45,967
Keep'n it real
818
00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:48,553
Gotta pick up all my peoples
who be working on the future
819
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,160
Though they know they gotta struggle
820
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:52,891
- Keep'n it real
- To all my Homies working on the 9 to 5
821
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,537
And doing right to keep themselves...
822
00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:56,227
- There you are, X.
- Keep'n it real
823
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,830
Although sometimes I know
it seems impossible
824
00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:58,855
Good morning, Theodore.
825
00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:00,023
Man, it's Armpit.
826
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:02,734
Yo, I don't know no fool named
Theodore, all right?
827
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:05,341
- Well, I don't know no fool named Armpit.
- ARMPIT: Whatever.
828
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,238
There's your water, whoever you are.
829
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,615
X-RAY: Hey, Mom!
830
00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:09,908
I think I found something.
831
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:12,410
Come here for a second.
I think I found something.
832
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:18,541
Looks like a... Gold...
golden bullet or something, Doesn't it?
833
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,752
It's nice, right?
834
00:40:21,002 --> 00:40:22,313
So, I get the day off now, right?
835
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:24,106
DR. PENDANSKI: You just might.
We're gonna call the Warden.
836
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,214
Hey, Lou.
837
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,216
You better get down here.
838
00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:28,801
I think we got something.
839
00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:29,886
We got something nice.
840
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:31,429
Got something nice.
841
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:32,931
We got something nice.
842
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:35,475
(SINGING)
Sometime
843
00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:37,852
Get a hump in my back, sometime
844
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:40,229
I'm going over here, sometimes
845
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:42,690
When my honey comes back, sometimes
846
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,943
I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes
847
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,278
Get a hump in my back, sometimes
848
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,614
I'm going over here, sometimes
849
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,824
When my honey comes back, sometimes
850
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:54,494
I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes
851
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,579
Get a hump in my back, sometimes
852
00:40:56,746 --> 00:40:58,957
I'm going over here, sometimes
853
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,084
When my honey comes back, sometimes
854
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:03,670
- Whew. Oh, man.
- I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes
855
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:06,047
Get a hump in my back, sometimes
856
00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:08,633
I'm going over here, sometimes
857
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:10,903
DR. PENDANSKI: Right over there.
858
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,929
(SINGING)
When my honey comes back, sometimes
859
00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:15,348
I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes
860
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,266
Get a hump in my back, sometimes
861
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:20,144
I'm going over here, sometimes
862
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,313
When my honey comes back, sometimes
863
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,857
I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes
864
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:26,609
Get a hump in my back
865
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:27,902
This where you found it?
866
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:30,571
Yes, ma'am.
867
00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:35,118
Dr. Pendanski, drive X-Ray back to camp.
868
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,830
Give him double shower tokens
and a snack.
869
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,417
But first, fill everyone's canteen.
870
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:43,793
I already filled them.
871
00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,379
Excuse me?
872
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,715
I had already filled them
when you drove up in the car.
873
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,841
WARDEN: Excuse me?
874
00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:52,510
Did I ask you when you last filled them?
875
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,847
- No. You didn't, but...
- Excuse me.
876
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:59,684
Now, these fine boys
have been working hard.
877
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:03,563
Don't you think it just might be possible
they have taken a drink
878
00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:05,898
since you filled their canteens?
879
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:07,734
It's possible.
880
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,780
- WARDEN: Oh, it's possible, is it?
- (CHUCKLES)
881
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,030
Caveman!
882
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:13,698
You come over here, please.
883
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:15,509
- MR. SIR: Get over there.
- WARDEN: That's right.
884
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,201
Go on. Come on over.
Come on over.
885
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,122
WARDEN: Now, did you
by any chance take a drink
886
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,291
since he filled your canteen?
887
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,085
Oh, no. I... I'm fine. I have plenty.
888
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,547
Excuse me?
889
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:33,801
I... I might have, uh, uh, drinken some.
890
00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,219
Thank you.
891
00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:37,889
May I have your canteen, please?
892
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:40,475
Oh, god.
893
00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:45,605
(WATER SLOSHING)
894
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,815
Can you hear the empty spaces?
895
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:49,233
Yes, I can hear.
896
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:50,943
Fill it.
897
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:52,820
If that's too much trouble,
898
00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:56,115
you can grab a shovel,
and Caveman here can fill the canteens.
899
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:57,992
Armpit! Squid!
900
00:42:58,159 --> 00:42:59,869
Get them wheelbarrows out of the truck!
901
00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:01,954
Zero, you take over X-Ray's hole.
902
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,414
Caveman will assist you.
903
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,861
We're gonna dig this dirt twice.
904
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,000
(ENGINE TURNS OVER)
905
00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:07,960
Y'all be good now, you hear? (CHUCKLES)
906
00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:09,404
WARDEN: Get "C" and "F" over here.
907
00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:10,755
Get "C" and "F" over here!
908
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,634
(SINGING)
I'm gonna be a wheel someday
909
00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:15,927
I'm gonna be somebody
910
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,470
Come on, boys, let's see it.
911
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:19,740
- WARDEN: Use those muscles.
- I'm gonna be a real gone cat
912
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,366
- MR. SIR: Keep it up.
- Then I won't want you
913
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:24,102
WARDEN: This is a special day.
I got a good feeling about today.
914
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:27,688
There you go. I'm feeling some
double shower tokens, boys.
915
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:29,655
WARDEN: There'll be steaks
for dinner tonight.
916
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,668
- MR. SIR: Keep it up.
- Then I won't want you
917
00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:32,902
You're doing fine!
918
00:43:33,069 --> 00:43:34,612
- No hurry.
- You can cry
919
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,102
We don't want to miss anything.
920
00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:37,341
While you were high high high
921
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:39,134
- We don't want to miss nothing.
- If you were wondering why
922
00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:40,368
I don't look at you
923
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:41,994
When I go rolling by
924
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,538
MR. SIR: Pick every rock now.
925
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:44,956
Make sure it's a real rock.
926
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:47,792
- WARDEN: Caveman! Let's go!
- Then I won't want you
927
00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:54,817
- Hey, how'd she know my name, man?
- Oh, she's got the whole place wired.
928
00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:57,152
Oh, yeah, she's got these little, tiny
microphones and cameras
929
00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:58,469
all over the place.
930
00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:00,471
Yeah, she's got 'em in the rec room.
931
00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,140
She's got 'em in the tent.
932
00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:05,123
- She's got 'em in the showers.
- They're not in the showers.
933
00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,395
Man, don't listen to him. I read his file.
934
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:09,981
It says he suffers from, um,
acute paranoia.
935
00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:12,984
Hey, so that means
she watches me every day, huh?
936
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:16,487
Man, he says she got
cameras and microphones,
937
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:17,738
not microscopes.
938
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,490
- (LAUGHTER)
- Get outta here, man.
939
00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:34,589
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
940
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:42,180
Okay, children, come back
first thing in the morning.
941
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,106
Okay? Rain or shine,
we're gonna have school.
942
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:45,266
Put your cap on.
943
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:46,976
Oh, here, take that, Louise.
944
00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:48,394
KID 1: Bye, Miss Katherine.
945
00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:50,438
KID 2: See you tomorrow!
946
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,486
Hello, Miss Katherine.
947
00:44:58,404 --> 00:44:59,614
Hello, Sam.
948
00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:02,909
I thought you might
still want some onions.
949
00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:04,285
Thank you.
950
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,082
I can fix that.
951
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:12,210
Sam, are you gonna try to tell me now
952
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:15,046
that your onions are a cure
for a leaky roof?
953
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,255
Naw.
954
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:18,299
I'm just good with my hands.
955
00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,593
I built my own boat, you know.
956
00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:23,471
I needed to get across
the lake to my onion field.
957
00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:26,891
Well, then, I guess you'd be
in real trouble if your boat leaked.
958
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:29,560
I tell you what,
959
00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:31,229
I'll fix that roof
960
00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:34,899
in exchange for three jars
of your spiced peaches.
961
00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,279
It's a deal.
962
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:43,908
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
- (HAMMERING)
963
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,419
Well, Miss Katherine,
964
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:57,838
I guarantee that roof for five years.
965
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,299
If there's anything else...
966
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,927
(SIGHS)
The windows won't open.
967
00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:05,846
And the children and I would
enjoy a breeze now and then.
968
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:07,932
I can fix that.
969
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:12,061
"And this maiden,
she lived with no other thought
970
00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:15,481
than to love and be loved by me.
971
00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:19,652
She was a child, and I was a child
972
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:23,281
in this kingdom by the sea.
973
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:24,699
But we loved with..."
974
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:28,244
"With a love that was more than love,
975
00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:30,955
I and my Annabel Lee."
976
00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,165
Sam.
977
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:37,420
You know, that door
doesn't hang straight.
978
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:43,175
I can fix that.
979
00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:47,888
{\an8}MR. PENN: "The duck swims on the lake."
980
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:50,933
- MISS KATHERINE: Very good, Mr. Penn.
- Thank you, ma'am.
981
00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:54,937
The d-duck may swim on the lake,
982
00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:57,023
but my daddy owns the lake.
983
00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:58,816
(LAUGHTER)
984
00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,026
Tsk.
985
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:01,902
(LAUGHTER FADES)
986
00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:04,447
That will be all for tonight.
987
00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,115
Thank you, class. You're dismissed.
988
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:07,992
Come on, boys.
989
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:09,285
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
990
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:10,536
Whew.
991
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,663
Hey, Katherine...
992
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,459
How about me and you,
uh, having a little picnic?
993
00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:20,546
Take a ride on my motorboat.
994
00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,381
No, thank you, Mr. Walker.
995
00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:23,883
It's brand-new.
996
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:26,552
I mean, you don't even have to row it.
997
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:27,928
No, thank you.
998
00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:29,513
Uh, come on now, girl.
999
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,723
Hey.
1000
00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,975
No one ever says no to Trout Walker.
1001
00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:35,603
I believe I just did.
1002
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,858
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1003
00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:50,826
Come on, boys.
1004
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:53,079
MR. SIR:
We're digging around, all around.
1005
00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:55,664
Then we're digging toward the center, see?
1006
00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:58,042
Got something to do with it, huh?
1007
00:47:58,667 --> 00:47:59,919
Today's the day.
1008
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:01,504
I can feel it.
1009
00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,756
DR. PENDANSKI: You know,
the ancient Mesopotamians,
1010
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:04,924
they didn't have shovels.
1011
00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:08,094
Glad to have you back, X-Ray.
We can use your sharp eyes.
1012
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,303
Hello, Warden.
1013
00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:11,722
Ma'am, I think I found something.
1014
00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:19,438
Are you trying to be funny?
Or do you just think I'm stupid?
1015
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:24,193
No, ma'am, I... I wasn't
trying to be funny.
1016
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:25,569
Excuse me?
1017
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:29,949
Well, Armpit, your little joke
just cost you a week of shower privileges.
1018
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:31,992
ALL: Aww.
1019
00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:34,203
All right. Everyone back to work.
1020
00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:36,640
- Man, you sleeping outside.
- You heard her, back to work.
1021
00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,666
Aside from that,
everything's going real well.
1022
00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,584
I don't think so. I want results.
1023
00:48:42,211 --> 00:48:44,922
Sam, this is the finest schoolhouse
in all of Texas.
1024
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:46,424
(LAUGHS) Thank you.
1025
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,134
Thank you, Miss Katherine.
1026
00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:55,724
(SINGING) Hello, my friend,
it's been a while
1027
00:48:57,768 --> 00:49:02,231
It's nice to see your beautiful smile
1028
00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:06,861
We went our separate ways
1029
00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:10,781
{\an8}Only to return
1030
00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:15,453
To face a lesson
1031
00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:19,039
We failed to learn
1032
00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:24,044
We didn't understand the truth
1033
00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:28,966
We're blinded by the eyes of youth
1034
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,427
- (MISS KATHERINE SOBS)
- (THUNDER RUMBLES)
1035
00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:35,181
- Time kept on moving
- I can fix that.
1036
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,851
And the change has come
1037
00:49:39,018 --> 00:49:40,311
The change has come
1038
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:43,939
You think that I don't know
1039
00:49:44,732 --> 00:49:47,318
Where you're coming from
1040
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:51,655
Well, I feel just like you
1041
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,407
And I cry just like you
1042
00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:55,242
I cry
1043
00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:57,077
But I heal
1044
00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:58,287
Heal
1045
00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:00,331
Just like you
1046
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:02,708
Come on. Ha!
1047
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,543
(SINGING)
Under my skin
1048
00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:05,961
Under my skin
1049
00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:09,507
I'm just like you
1050
00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:16,096
Four days.
1051
00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:18,057
Four long days.
1052
00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:20,351
And this is all you jackasses got
to show for it.
1053
00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:23,646
Probably ain't nothing down there.
We would have found it by now.
1054
00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:26,357
I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.
1055
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:28,359
I ain't on stupid pills.
1056
00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:30,110
What are you jawing about?
1057
00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:31,837
If you can't get 'em to dig any faster,
1058
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:34,198
you can grab a shovel and join 'em.
1059
00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:36,158
How about that? Huh?
1060
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:37,701
Get to work!
1061
00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,954
This ain't no kindergartners
in the sandbox.
1062
00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:41,872
I want to see some effort here
1063
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:43,916
Or I'll put a hurt on you.
1064
00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:47,836
I ain't just whistling
"Bye-bye, sue" neither.
1065
00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:51,799
I am surrounded by cow turds.
1066
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,385
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
1067
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,846
Stop it! Stop it!
1068
00:50:58,639 --> 00:50:59,848
Yeah!
1069
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:02,434
Lady, where you going?
1070
00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:03,894
(KATHERINE CRYING)
1071
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,563
- Stop it!
- (GLASS BREAKING)
1072
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,189
Do something!
1073
00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:08,524
Yeah, girl!
1074
00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:10,150
How do you like me now?!
1075
00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:13,028
Sheriff!
1076
00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:14,655
Sheriff! Come quick!
1077
00:51:14,822 --> 00:51:16,490
They're destroying the school!
1078
00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:21,787
Give me a kiss.
1079
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:24,582
You kissed the onion picker.
1080
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,333
You're drunk.
1081
00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:28,961
I always get drunk before a hanging.
1082
00:51:31,547 --> 00:51:32,756
If you hang him,
1083
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:35,301
then you better hang me, too,
1084
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:38,554
because I kissed him back.
1085
00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,931
It ain't against the law
for you to kiss him,
1086
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:42,933
just for him to kiss you.
1087
00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:44,935
(GRUNTS)
1088
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,979
(INDISTINCT YELLING IN DISTANCE)
1089
00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:50,149
MAN: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1090
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:51,775
There she is!
1091
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:53,569
Come on now!
1092
00:51:58,449 --> 00:51:59,575
Sam!
1093
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,285
Sam!
1094
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,832
(ENGINE CHUGGING)
1095
00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:16,967
(GASPS)
1096
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,969
Sam!
1097
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:20,638
(GUNSHOT)
1098
00:52:22,348 --> 00:52:23,974
Sam!
1099
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,143
(CRYING)
1100
00:52:38,947 --> 00:52:39,947
(SIGHS)
1101
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,367
Listen up.
1102
00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:42,534
(YAWNS)
1103
00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:46,372
After the behavior exhibited
these past several days,
1104
00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:48,832
the Warden and I have decided
1105
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,919
that your character-building
be best served
1106
00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:55,673
by returning to the digging
of individual holes.
1107
00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,216
(GROANS)
1108
00:52:57,883 --> 00:52:59,009
Over to you.
1109
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,219
All right!
1110
00:53:00,386 --> 00:53:01,929
Let's go dig, boys!
1111
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,848
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
1112
00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:07,017
(FOOTSTEPS)
1113
00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:16,318
Good morning, Sheriff.
1114
00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:21,740
Do you still want that kiss?
1115
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,202
(GUN COCKS)
1116
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:26,870
(GUNSHOT)
1117
00:53:51,186 --> 00:53:52,771
(WIND HOWLING)
1118
00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:57,335
MR. SIR: Water's the most
precious commodity
1119
00:53:57,359 --> 00:53:59,194
on the face of the planet.
1120
00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:01,155
All life begins with water.
1121
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:02,740
(WATER SLOSHING)
1122
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:04,450
So, think of it this way...
1123
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,660
I'm giving you life.
1124
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:08,245
Say "thank you."
1125
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:09,747
Thank you, Mr. Sir.
1126
00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,039
Next!
1127
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:14,585
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
1128
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:17,296
Don't get your hopes up.
1129
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,965
Them storms never make it
past the mountains.
1130
00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,426
Maybe this time they will.
1131
00:54:23,677 --> 00:54:25,804
I got a story for you girl scouts.
1132
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,100
Once upon a time,
1133
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,979
there was a magical place
where it never rained.
1134
00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:37,024
The end.
1135
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,776
(CHUCKLING)
1136
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:40,194
I don't get it.
1137
00:54:40,319 --> 00:54:41,320
(MR. SIR LAUGHING)
1138
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,949
Have a nice day.
(SIGHS)
1139
00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:49,077
I never get anything he says.
1140
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,789
- (TRUCK DOOR CLOSES)
- (ENGINE TURNS OVER)
1141
00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:57,920
Guys. Hey, guys.
1142
00:54:58,253 --> 00:54:59,254
What?
1143
00:54:59,421 --> 00:55:01,131
Anybody want some sunflower seeds?
1144
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,091
- Whoo!
- (LAUGHTER)
1145
00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:05,806
I can't help it, man.
My hands are like magnets.
1146
00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:07,262
Good old Magnet.
1147
00:55:07,429 --> 00:55:08,847
Sticky fingers.
1148
00:55:09,598 --> 00:55:10,974
Pass it over here, man.
1149
00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:12,559
Yeah, I'll take some of those. Whoo!
1150
00:55:13,101 --> 00:55:14,853
Hey, Zig, come on, man. Hurry up.
1151
00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:18,649
Mr. Sir's coming back.
1152
00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:20,126
Hey, he's coming back!
He's coming back!
1153
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,150
Catch it.
1154
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,278
Oh, Stanley, you butterfingers!
1155
00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:24,655
MAGNET: He's coming back.
1156
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,114
You better hide it.
1157
00:55:26,281 --> 00:55:27,741
Hide it.
1158
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,368
Come on, man.
1159
00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,105
Well, well.
1160
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,732
How did this get here?
1161
00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:01,984
What?
1162
00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:03,861
MR. SIR: How did that get there?
1163
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:07,322
Did it fall from the sky, huh?
1164
00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:09,658
(SNIFFLES) No.
1165
00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:14,872
(SPITS)
1166
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:20,878
I stole that out of your truck.
1167
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:24,423
I think maybe the Warden
would like to see what you found.
1168
00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:27,009
Let's go.
1169
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:31,805
Y'all having a nice day?
1170
00:56:32,014 --> 00:56:33,807
- Yes, Mr. Sir.
- MR. SIR: Good.
1171
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,893
Hey, what are you doing, Dog?
1172
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:38,061
- Caveman...
- MR. SIR: See what turns up.
1173
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,521
(SPITS)
1174
00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:43,442
- (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS)
- What?
1175
00:56:43,692 --> 00:56:46,236
We found a little something
in Caveman's hole.
1176
00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:49,323
What is it? What'd you find?
1177
00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:50,657
Come in. Come in.
1178
00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:52,242
You're letting the cold out.
1179
00:56:55,579 --> 00:56:56,830
MR. SIR: Tell her.
1180
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:03,337
While Mr. Sir was filling our canteens...
1181
00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:06,465
I snuck into his truck
1182
00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:09,468
and, uh, stole his sunflower seeds.
1183
00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:11,178
Yeah.
1184
00:57:12,304 --> 00:57:13,597
That's it.
1185
00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:15,140
(CLEARS THROAT)
1186
00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:21,897
Caveman, would you,
uh, kindly bring me that little brass case
1187
00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:24,524
in the bureau over there
with my nail polish in it?
1188
00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:25,776
Yeah, sure.
1189
00:57:32,616 --> 00:57:35,869
MR. SIR: Them little diddles think I
don't have eyes in the back of my head.
1190
00:57:36,495 --> 00:57:37,829
But I don't miss much,
1191
00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:39,873
as you well know.
1192
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,750
You know, my philosophy is...
1193
00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:46,713
See, I keep 'em in line,
punishment and reward.
1194
00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:49,633
Punishment... Reward.
1195
00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:51,301
Every time they see me coming,
1196
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:53,553
a little shiver goes up their spine.
1197
00:57:54,763 --> 00:57:57,516
"D" tent, snaky little bunch, you know.
1198
00:57:57,683 --> 00:58:01,478
They think they're a step ahead of me,
but I'm miles ahead of them.
1199
00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,106
I come back at night. I look around.
1200
00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:06,900
I see in their eyes. They know I know.
1201
00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,652
WARDEN: Come right over here, son.
1202
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:10,654
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
1203
00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:13,865
See this, Caveman?
1204
00:58:16,076 --> 00:58:18,662
This is my special nail polish.
1205
00:58:19,413 --> 00:58:20,664
I make it myself.
1206
00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:24,126
You want to know my secret ingredient?
1207
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:28,171
Rattlesnake venom.
1208
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,010
I just love what it does to the coloring.
1209
00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:36,263
It's perfectly harmless.
1210
00:58:39,182 --> 00:58:40,392
When it's dry.
1211
00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:47,983
So, you think he stole
your sunflower seeds.
1212
00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:49,735
No, I don't.
1213
00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:52,821
I think he's covering
for X-Ray or somebody.
1214
00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:56,575
It was a 5-pound sack,
and he claims to have eaten it all.
1215
00:58:56,658 --> 00:58:58,535
But... but it
was only half full when I got it.
1216
00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:01,246
And, uh, there's a lot in my hole.
You could check that.
1217
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:03,999
I will. I will check it. (YELLS)
1218
00:59:06,668 --> 00:59:07,711
Ah!
1219
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,171
Ah! Ah! Ah!
1220
00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:11,590
All I give you is respect and affection.
1221
00:59:11,757 --> 00:59:15,427
I suggest you go back to your hole now.
1222
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:16,887
Uh! Uh!
1223
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:19,973
Ohh! Why'd you do that? Ooh!
1224
00:59:20,432 --> 00:59:22,059
I liked you better when you smoked.
1225
00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:24,352
Aah. (FEET TAPPING)
1226
00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:27,481
Hey, look who showed up.
1227
00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:29,691
All right, man, we thought
you were dead for sure.
1228
00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:31,860
Hey, Caveman, what'd you say?
1229
00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:33,987
Nothing.
1230
00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:35,530
What'd she do to you?
1231
00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:36,698
Nothing.
1232
00:59:37,949 --> 00:59:39,242
Pbbtt. Nothing?
1233
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:40,869
Yeah. She didn't do nothing.
1234
00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:44,998
(LAUGHING)
What is this?
1235
00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:47,542
Thank you, guys.
1236
00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:49,795
Man.
1237
00:59:49,961 --> 00:59:52,130
- Don't look at us.
- Yeah, it was Zero.
1238
00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:54,174
That boy likes to dig holes.
1239
00:59:54,633 --> 00:59:57,094
- ARMPIT: He'd dig a hole to China, man.
- X-RAY: Yeah, man.
1240
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:59,012
But where do them Chinese kids dig to?
1241
00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:00,472
Man, shut up.
1242
01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:02,140
Hey, Zero.
1243
01:00:02,307 --> 01:00:03,475
Why'd you dig my hole, man?
1244
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:05,769
You didn't steal the sunflower seeds.
1245
01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:07,437
Yeah, but neither did you.
1246
01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:11,733
You didn't steal the shoes.
1247
01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,060
You still want to learn to read?
1248
01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:21,618
All right, man.
1249
01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:29,918
MR. SIR: I don't like no hocus-pocus.
$14 for onions.
1250
01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:31,503
We don't need no stinking onions.
1251
01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:34,107
- You told me to get onions, I get onions.
- I want to taste it.
1252
01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:36,491
- Go ahead and taste it. I don't care.
- I'll taste it then.
1253
01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:38,593
Go ahead.
I'm tasting it.
1254
01:00:38,718 --> 01:00:41,680
Whoa. What happened to your face?
1255
01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:46,810
(CLATTERING)
1256
01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:49,271
Something the matter with my face?
Huh?
1257
01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:52,816
No. No, Mr. Sir.
1258
01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:54,442
You got that right.
1259
01:00:54,526 --> 01:00:56,444
(CRASHING, CLATTERING)
1260
01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:01,908
Anybody see anything wrong
with my face?
1261
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,244
Huh?!
1262
01:01:04,411 --> 01:01:06,288
I think I'm kind of Purty, don't you?
1263
01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:07,998
BOYS: Yes, sir.
1264
01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:15,088
Clean this up.
1265
01:01:18,008 --> 01:01:19,467
(FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING)
1266
01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:21,887
I think we just learned a valuable lesson.
1267
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:27,225
We're all people, and Mr. Sir
is a very sensitive man,
1268
01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:29,186
just like all of us.
1269
01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:33,273
(SINGING)
Leader, he's a mighty good leader
1270
01:01:33,398 --> 01:01:35,108
He's a mighty good leader
1271
01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:36,401
Next.
1272
01:01:36,651 --> 01:01:39,154
All the way
1273
01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:41,281
All the way, lord
1274
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:42,449
From up to heaven
1275
01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:43,742
You thirsty, Yelnats?
1276
01:01:43,909 --> 01:01:45,869
- Yes, Mr. Sir.
- He's a mighty good leader
1277
01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:47,704
(FAUCET SQUEAKS)
1278
01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:02,219
There. That should hold you.
1279
01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:03,470
Next!
1280
01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:09,017
(HORSE WHINNIES)
1281
01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:18,026
(HOOFBEATS)
1282
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:25,158
MR. SIR: Magnet, wipe that
smile off your face.
1283
01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:26,993
Yes, you.
1284
01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:29,454
You want some water?
1285
01:02:33,541 --> 01:02:35,126
Remember that gold tube?
1286
01:02:36,127 --> 01:02:37,254
Yeah.
1287
01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:39,506
I think that that tube...
1288
01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:43,551
was a tube of lipstick, you know?
1289
01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:46,554
And the "K.B." stands for Kate Barlow.
1290
01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:49,391
Kissin' Kate Barlow?
1291
01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:52,394
Kissin' Kate Barlow.
1292
01:02:53,144 --> 01:02:56,439
(SINGING) I've done a lot of things
that I'm not so proud of
1293
01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:58,858
Took a lot of turns
1294
01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:02,195
That turned out wrong
1295
01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:05,323
That's a worn-out song
1296
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:10,287
Day by day, moment by moment
1297
01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:12,455
Takin' my chances
1298
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:16,334
Trustin' my heart
1299
01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:19,296
It wasn't too smart
1300
01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:22,799
I will survive, I will endure
1301
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:26,094
When the going's rough, you can be sure
1302
01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:29,639
I'll tough it out, I won't give in
1303
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:34,269
If I'm knocked down, I'll get up again
1304
01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:39,524
As long as my dream's alive
1305
01:03:39,691 --> 01:03:43,820
I will survive
1306
01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:49,492
I will survive
1307
01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:51,328
All right. Come on now.
1308
01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:53,371
"z"... "e"...
1309
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:54,748
Okay.
1310
01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:57,042
"r"...
1311
01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,251
"o."
1312
01:03:58,376 --> 01:03:59,377
That's it.
1313
01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:03,214
I can help you dig your hole
so you won't be so tired to teach me.
1314
01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:04,674
No, I'm fine.
1315
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:06,801
Look, you're a slow digger.
1316
01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:09,471
Oh ho ho.
You're trying to bag on me.
1317
01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,723
Yeah, I'm trying to bag on you.
All right.
1318
01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,530
This way, we'll be done at the same time.
1319
01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:15,352
- Well, it couldn't hurt.
- Yeah.
1320
01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:16,978
Go ahead.
1321
01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:20,607
"z"...
1322
01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:21,816
"z"...
1323
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:23,485
"e"...
1324
01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:25,070
No.
1325
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,364
This has to go out like this.
That's an "r."
1326
01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:28,782
- Okay.
- Okay?
1327
01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:30,533
His one's easy. "o."
1328
01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:33,578
That's it.
1329
01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:36,331
You know, Zero's not my real name.
1330
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:39,417
It's not?
1331
01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:41,441
But even Pendanski calls you "Zero."
1332
01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:44,089
My name's Hector, Hector Zeroni.
1333
01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:45,882
Hector Zeroni.
1334
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,009
Nice to meet you, Hector.
1335
01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,220
- Nice to meet you.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
1336
01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:53,264
ZERO: 26 letters. So, we can do
five letters a day for four days,
1337
01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:54,951
and then six letters on the fifth day.
1338
01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,142
That's good math.
1339
01:04:56,309 --> 01:04:58,520
I'm not stupid.
I know everyone thinks I am.
1340
01:04:58,770 --> 01:05:00,980
I just don't like answering
stupid questions.
1341
01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,148
Right.
1342
01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:04,734
Yo, Caveman, it must be kind of easy
1343
01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:07,821
working with your own personal
slave and all, huh?
1344
01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:09,906
What's up, stupid?
1345
01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:12,742
Come on, Squid.
1346
01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:14,786
Whatever, man.
1347
01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:20,834
ZERO: "m"...
1348
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:23,169
"o"...
1349
01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:25,922
"m."
1350
01:05:32,303 --> 01:05:33,555
We weren't always homeless.
1351
01:05:35,974 --> 01:05:38,393
I remember we used to live
in a lot of different places.
1352
01:05:40,145 --> 01:05:41,271
And then...
1353
01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:43,565
We didn't live anywhere.
1354
01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:49,404
It must have been hard.
1355
01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:50,905
Yeah.
1356
01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:53,116
My ma had problems,
1357
01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:55,743
but she would try so hard to
make a better life for us.
1358
01:05:55,910 --> 01:05:56,995
STANLEY IV: Yeah.
1359
01:05:57,370 --> 01:06:00,165
She always used to say,
"I love you more than air."
1360
01:06:01,624 --> 01:06:03,460
She couldn't take me everywhere she went.
1361
01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:07,380
I used to have to wait like
on a porch or a playground.
1362
01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:11,342
(SIGHS)
Then one day, she didn't come back.
1363
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:16,973
What happened to her?
1364
01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:21,644
(SIGHS DEEPLY) I don't know.
1365
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:23,897
That's what bothers me the most.
1366
01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:25,982
If I could,
1367
01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:28,485
I would hire a whole team
of private investigators
1368
01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:29,861
just to find her...
1369
01:06:30,904 --> 01:06:32,572
or to find out what happened to her.
1370
01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:37,243
(SIGHS) I used to wait at Laney Park.
1371
01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:39,996
Laney Park?
1372
01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:41,164
Yeah.
1373
01:06:41,289 --> 01:06:42,916
I used to go to Laney park all the time.
1374
01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:44,083
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
1375
01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:47,170
I used to sleep in the tunnel
next to the swinging bridge.
1376
01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:51,090
But no biggie.
1377
01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,344
(SIGHS)
1378
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,013
DR. PENDANSKI:
Let's go, boys! Lunch!
1379
01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:58,389
Where's your whip, Caveman?
1380
01:06:58,556 --> 01:07:00,475
You don't want your slave
to be slacking off.
1381
01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,125
It's not slavery.
It's an agreement.
1382
01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:03,520
Yeah, man, whatever.
1383
01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:06,397
Line 'em up. I don't have all
day. Let's go. Let's go.
1384
01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:10,485
We have bologna and cheese,
apples, and graham crackers.
1385
01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:11,754
All right, let's move it along.
1386
01:07:11,778 --> 01:07:13,780
- Get your sandwich.
- Hello, Theodore.
1387
01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:15,467
That's not my name, fool. It's Armpit.
1388
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:17,200
Uh-huh. Alan, a good day to you.
1389
01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:18,284
Good afternoon.
1390
01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:20,078
- Ricky...
- Sir.
1391
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:21,913
BOY: Sandwiches?
1392
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,807
- You can have one sandwich.
- (MAGNET SPEAKING SPANISH)
1393
01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:25,559
DR. PENDANSKI: This is America.
We speak English here.
1394
01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:27,919
Hey, man, I got some
extra graham crackers.
1395
01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:32,840
Hey, how about I give you my cookie
and you let me dig your hole?
1396
01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:37,512
Go on. Take it.
1397
01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:41,349
Look, I get it, all right?
I'll dig my own hole from now on.
1398
01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:42,600
Just let me eat my lunch.
1399
01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:45,144
(LAUGHING) He isn't gonna take it.
Come here.
1400
01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,521
Eat the cookie.
1401
01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:48,064
BOYS: Whoa.
1402
01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:49,941
Back off, man.
1403
01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:52,610
DR. PENDANSKI: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's going on here?
1404
01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:55,405
Nothing, Mom.
We was just fooling, right?
1405
01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:57,991
I saw what was going on.
Go on, Stanley.
1406
01:07:58,157 --> 01:07:59,784
Teach him a lesson.
Hit him back.
1407
01:07:59,951 --> 01:08:02,054
- Yeah, teach me a lesson.
- BOY 1: Yeah, Stanley, teach him a lesson.
1408
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:03,681
- Come on. Hit me.
- DR. PENDANSKI: Hit him.
1409
01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:06,332
- Come on. Teach me a lesson.
- BOY 2: Hit him, Stanley.
1410
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,419
(BOYS MURMURING)
1411
01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:12,463
Get him!
1412
01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:13,673
All right, all right.
1413
01:08:14,257 --> 01:08:15,508
Ugh!
1414
01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:16,926
Go get him.
1415
01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:18,177
BOYS: Awww.
1416
01:08:19,053 --> 01:08:20,847
DR. PENDANSKI:
That's enough!
1417
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:22,181
(GRUNTING)
1418
01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:24,726
I said, "That's enough!"
1419
01:08:25,226 --> 01:08:27,020
- That's enough!
- (CHOKING)
1420
01:08:27,228 --> 01:08:29,439
Stop. Hey, stop, Zero. Hey, stop.
1421
01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:31,524
- Come on, man.
- (CHOKING)
1422
01:08:34,944 --> 01:08:37,655
- (GUNSHOT)
- Now, I said, "that's enough!"
1423
01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:40,325
When I say to end something,
I mean end it.
1424
01:08:40,491 --> 01:08:43,091
- BOY: Come on. Let's go.
- DR. PENDANSKI: Get back to your holes!
1425
01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:46,039
- You all right?
- Zero's crazy.
1426
01:08:46,205 --> 01:08:47,498
No, no, no. Leave me alone.
1427
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,628
Basically, Zero almost killed Ricky.
1428
01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:52,837
Basically?
1429
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,048
Uh, uh, Ziggy was beating up
the Caveman, right?
1430
01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:57,383
And then Zero started choking Zigzag.
1431
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,135
I had to pull Zero off of him.
1432
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:02,305
Yeah, I mean, you know,
Zig just got a little hot.
1433
01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:04,641
Out in the sun all day,
the blood starts to boil.
1434
01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:06,517
Is that what happened, Zigzag?
1435
01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:08,102
Yep.
1436
01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:09,604
Like X-Ray said, you know,
1437
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:12,315
working all day
out in the hot sun, you know,
1438
01:09:12,398 --> 01:09:14,078
while Caveman sits around
and does nothing.
1439
01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:15,276
Excuse me?
1440
01:09:15,443 --> 01:09:17,695
Caveman digs his hole
just like everyone else.
1441
01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:18,863
Sometimes.
1442
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:20,031
WARDEN: Excuse me?
1443
01:09:20,239 --> 01:09:23,826
Ma'am, Zero's been digging
a part of Caveman's hole every day.
1444
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:25,787
You're not digging holes no more?
1445
01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:27,455
Huh?
1446
01:09:27,538 --> 01:09:29,082
I... I'm teaching him how to read.
1447
01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:30,875
What?
1448
01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:32,335
He's a smart kid.
1449
01:09:32,627 --> 01:09:34,003
Smart? (CHUCKLES)
1450
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:35,171
Oh, yeah?
1451
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:40,385
Hey, Zero, what does c-a-t spell?
1452
01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:41,678
Huh?
1453
01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:43,388
What's it spell?
1454
01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:45,515
Yeah, he's a real genius.
1455
01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:48,017
He's so stupid,
he doesn't even know he's stupid.
1456
01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,852
Okay, from now on,
1457
01:09:49,977 --> 01:09:53,022
I don't want anyone
digging anyone else's hole.
1458
01:09:53,231 --> 01:09:54,524
Is that clear?
1459
01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,275
And no more reading lessons.
1460
01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:59,004
Why? I mean, if the hole gets dug,
who cares who's digging it, right?
1461
01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:00,905
You know why you're digging holes?!
1462
01:10:01,072 --> 01:10:03,032
'Cause it's good for you.
It teaches you a lesson.
1463
01:10:03,241 --> 01:10:06,994
If Zero digs your hole for you,
you're not learning your lesson, are you?
1464
01:10:07,161 --> 01:10:08,621
MR. SIR: Yeah. See that?
1465
01:10:08,746 --> 01:10:11,146
Why can't I still just dig my hole
and teach him how to read?
1466
01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,167
'Cause I said so.
1467
01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:15,294
We know you mean well, Stanley.
1468
01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,130
But the mental stress
1469
01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:19,799
just causes his brain too much
of a challenge.
1470
01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:22,719
That's what made his blood boil,
not the hot sun.
1471
01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:24,929
I'm not digging any more holes.
1472
01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:26,055
Good.
1473
01:10:26,472 --> 01:10:30,059
I mean, you might as well
teach this shovel to read.
1474
01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:32,019
Go ahead, Zero. Take it.
1475
01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:34,439
It's all you'll ever be good for.
1476
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:37,108
D-i-g.
1477
01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:38,276
What's that spell?
1478
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:41,404
Uhh!
1479
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:42,989
BOYS: Ohh!
1480
01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:45,783
Dig.
1481
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:51,080
Go, Zero! Go!
1482
01:10:51,706 --> 01:10:53,916
- Run, Zero!
- Don't shoot!
1483
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:55,960
He can't go anywhere.
1484
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,532
You think I was gonna shoot him?
1485
01:10:57,587 --> 01:11:00,506
The last thing we need
is an investigation.
1486
01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:01,674
MR. SIR: I know that.
1487
01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:03,134
Misinterpretation.
1488
01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:05,595
Let him go, then. Let him go.
1489
01:11:05,762 --> 01:11:08,890
I want round-the-clock guards
on all water sources.
1490
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:20,026
I still expect seven holes.
1491
01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:25,448
I'll have the chicken tenders, Warden.
1492
01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:28,534
(LAUGHTER)
1493
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,078
I'm a heel. I'm a heel.
1494
01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:33,247
I'm feeling queasy. Take it or leave it.
1495
01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:34,832
You still pouting?
1496
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:37,043
No, I'm not pouting.
1497
01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:40,755
I'm just asking,
are we sure that he had no family?
1498
01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:42,924
He was a ward of the state.
1499
01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:45,134
He was living on the streets
when he was arrested.
1500
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:48,137
Is there some prissy caseworker
who might ask questions?
1501
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,098
He had nobody. He was nobody.
1502
01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:53,309
I want you to destroy his records.
1503
01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:54,811
He was never here.
1504
01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:57,146
Can you get into the state files
from our computer?
1505
01:11:57,313 --> 01:12:01,609
I can do anything, but I'm telling you,
no one is going to come looking for him.
1506
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:04,654
No one cares about Hector Zeroni.
1507
01:12:04,779 --> 01:12:06,906
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE)
1508
01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:12,954
I do.
1509
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,792
MR. SIR: They was in this thing together.
1510
01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:20,169
Yeah.
1511
01:12:25,424 --> 01:12:26,884
(SIGHS)
1512
01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:29,178
His blood's on your hands, then.
1513
01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:33,558
(FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING)
1514
01:12:37,645 --> 01:12:39,397
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
1515
01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:43,651
Man, if he's not back by morning,
1516
01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:45,194
he's dead.
1517
01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:46,612
He's dead either way.
1518
01:12:47,655 --> 01:12:49,699
If he stays out there or if he comes back.
1519
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,666
When do you think
they're gonna find his body?
1520
01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:53,244
What body?
1521
01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:55,705
Man, Zero's buzzard food.
1522
01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:56,956
You know what?
1523
01:12:57,456 --> 01:12:59,208
They pick out the eyeballs first.
1524
01:12:59,834 --> 01:13:01,711
BOY: I can't believe you just said that.
1525
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,504
(LAUGHTER)
1526
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:05,923
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1527
01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:08,050
Learn how to take a joke.
1528
01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:15,349
STANLEY II: She left him
stranded in the desert.
1529
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:18,936
No water, no food for 16 days.
1530
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:20,229
(SQUEAKING)
1531
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:22,565
Well, grandpa, how'd he survive?
1532
01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:25,610
They said he found refuge on God's Thumb.
1533
01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:28,349
- STANLEY IV: What's God's Thumb?
- STANLEY II: Who knows.
1534
01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:31,032
He was half crazy when they found him.
1535
01:13:42,376 --> 01:13:43,753
Zero!
1536
01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:49,675
Zero!
1537
01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:06,859
Zero!
1538
01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:13,324
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- (CLATTERING)
1539
01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:16,369
So, what you in here for, Twitch?
1540
01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:18,037
Oh, ha, joyriding.
1541
01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:20,908
I guess you never really plan
to steal one or nothing,
1542
01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:22,708
but when I walk past
a really nice car...
1543
01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:24,835
Whoo! Oh... I just start twitching,
you know?
1544
01:14:25,002 --> 01:14:27,380
Really kind of...
well, you think I'm jumpy now?
1545
01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:29,775
You should have seen me behind the wheel
of that mustang convertible.
1546
01:14:29,799 --> 01:14:31,092
Whoo! Vroom!
1547
01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:38,963
BOY: Come on, Twitch. Let's go.
1548
01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:43,896
Hey, Twitch, get some water.
1549
01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:46,399
MR. SIR:
I'm getting tired...
1550
01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:47,817
First hole's the hardest.
1551
01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:48,734
Thanks, man.
1552
01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:51,296
MR. SIR: If you see me coming,
I want you to jump out of that hole.
1553
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:54,031
Be first in line right away.
1554
01:14:54,198 --> 01:14:56,909
I'm a little scratchy today,
so you got to be sensitive with me.
1555
01:14:57,076 --> 01:14:59,495
- Yeah, I apologize, Mr. Sir.
- Yeah, yeah.
1556
01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:01,914
Hey, man, I'm sick and tired
of you cutting in line.
1557
01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:03,332
Man.
1558
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:04,417
Chill out.
1559
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,520
- BOY 1: What's wrong with you?
- BOY 2: We all getting water.
1560
01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:07,378
What? What?
1561
01:15:07,461 --> 01:15:09,398
Don't be squabbling up in here.
Both of us getting it.
1562
01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:10,548
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1563
01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:15,278
MR. SIR: Gentlemen, there's
only one law around here
1564
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:16,470
and that's me.
1565
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:18,686
You guys want to learn
the tough lessons? Here.
1566
01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:20,804
- I'll give you a tough-guy...
- (ENGINE TURNS OVER)
1567
01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:22,462
Come on. Come on. Put it in gear.
1568
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,311
Hey! Wait!
1569
01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:25,855
Aaaah!
1570
01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:27,815
(ALL CHEERING)
1571
01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:29,400
Wwaahhh!
1572
01:15:29,650 --> 01:15:30,901
(INDISTINCT CHEERING)
1573
01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:37,366
You stop this truck...
1574
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,076
(MUTTERING)
1575
01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:40,870
Or I'll kill you!
1576
01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:45,583
Wuh!
1577
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:46,751
(LAUGHTER)
1578
01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:48,586
(SCREAMS)
1579
01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:50,629
Keep going, Caveman!
1580
01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:53,382
MR. SIR: Yelnats! Stop that truck!
1581
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:54,550
Yelnats!
1582
01:15:55,342 --> 01:15:56,719
(SCREAMS)
1583
01:15:57,136 --> 01:15:59,388
Bye-bye, Camp Green...
1584
01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:04,393
My truck.
1585
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,936
BOY: You okay? Caveman!
1586
01:16:08,522 --> 01:16:09,815
You all right?
1587
01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:12,109
(STEAM HISSING)
1588
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:18,199
You done it now!
You done it now!
1589
01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:20,451
(BOYS YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
1590
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:22,369
Get back away from that truck!
1591
01:16:22,536 --> 01:16:23,662
Get away from the truck.
1592
01:16:24,955 --> 01:16:26,248
(INDISTINCT CHEERING)
1593
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,750
Yeah!
1594
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,293
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1595
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,878
BOY: Keep going! Don't stop!
1596
01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:32,838
Yeah, keep going!
1597
01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:35,091
There ain't gonna be no Yelnats V!
1598
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:38,594
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1599
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:42,973
(PANTING)
1600
01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:53,109
Whoa.
1601
01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:59,198
No, senor. Not for me.
1602
01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:06,288
DR. PENDANSKI: I'm not gonna see
what's not there.
1603
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,541
WARDEN: All right,
fill in this section here
1604
01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:10,835
and start digging over there in between.
1605
01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:12,586
What are you gonna do about Caveman?
1606
01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:15,256
He ain't like Zero. He's got family.
1607
01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:18,592
In two weeks, we'll report he's run away.
1608
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:22,304
Call in dogs, helicopters,
the whole nine yards.
1609
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:24,974
By then, there will be
nothing left to find.
1610
01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:27,601
That's exactly right.
1611
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:30,896
(WIND HOWLING)
1612
01:17:45,828 --> 01:17:47,454
(RATTLING)
1613
01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:22,448
Zero?
1614
01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:27,286
Zero?
1615
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,004
Huh?
1616
01:18:37,838 --> 01:18:39,048
Stanley.
1617
01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:40,341
What's up, man?
1618
01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:42,468
- How you doing?
- All right.
1619
01:18:42,635 --> 01:18:43,677
Oh!
1620
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,013
We thought you were gone.
1621
01:18:46,180 --> 01:18:47,223
I was.
1622
01:18:47,389 --> 01:18:49,516
Let me see. You don't look too bad.
1623
01:18:49,683 --> 01:18:50,976
You got any water?
1624
01:18:51,393 --> 01:18:53,312
- No. I'm out.
- Oh.
1625
01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:55,189
But, hey, you know the water truck?
1626
01:18:55,356 --> 01:18:57,996
I tried to drive the whole thing
over here. I drove it into a hole.
1627
01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:00,236
- (LAUGHS)
- Figures.
1628
01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,071
What's in the bag?
1629
01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:03,739
Oh, it's empty.
1630
01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:06,158
No.
1631
01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:07,952
(YAWNS)
1632
01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:11,956
Zero, we got to get back to camp.
1633
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,584
I'm not going back.
1634
01:19:17,962 --> 01:19:19,129
Want some Sploosh?
1635
01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:20,256
Some what?
1636
01:19:20,714 --> 01:19:21,882
Sploosh.
1637
01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:23,926
Come on, follow me. I'll show you.
1638
01:19:24,301 --> 01:19:25,803
- Some w...
- Come on. (GRUNTS)
1639
01:19:28,055 --> 01:19:29,515
Can't you get a door?
1640
01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:31,809
This is how I found it.
1641
01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:34,645
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
- (COUGHS)
1642
01:19:34,812 --> 01:19:36,146
(GRUNTS)
1643
01:19:37,815 --> 01:19:39,275
- (EXHALES)
- Here.
1644
01:19:41,735 --> 01:19:42,736
What is this?
1645
01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:44,530
Sploosh. That's what I call it.
1646
01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:46,490
- (SNIFFS)
- Drink it. It's good.
1647
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,285
(SLURPS)
1648
01:19:51,662 --> 01:19:53,289
(LIPS SMACKING)
1649
01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:57,710
That is pretty good.
1650
01:19:57,876 --> 01:19:59,586
- Yeah.
- Tastes like peaches.
1651
01:19:59,837 --> 01:20:01,130
How many of these you got left?
1652
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:03,507
(SIGHS) That's the last one.
1653
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,969
(EXHALES) We need to go back to camp.
1654
01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:10,223
Okay? So, let's wrap it up, get your bag,
put this in there, and we'll go.
1655
01:20:10,347 --> 01:20:11,432
I'm not going back.
1656
01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:15,185
You will die out here.
1657
01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:18,230
Here's what we're gonna do. Okay?
1658
01:20:18,605 --> 01:20:20,065
We're gonna go back to camp.
1659
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:24,069
And we're gonna tell the Warden exactly
where I found Kate Barlow's lipstick tube.
1660
01:20:24,236 --> 01:20:25,487
And she'll be so happy,
1661
01:20:25,612 --> 01:20:27,197
We won't get in any trouble.
1662
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:29,950
Okay?
1663
01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:35,539
What's "mare-yelo"?
1664
01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,209
What are you talking about?
1665
01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:41,503
Mare-yelo.
1666
01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:43,922
- I don't know.
- (SIGHS)
1667
01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:45,966
Come on, dude.
1668
01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:48,302
Come on.
1669
01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:51,180
(GRUNTS)
1670
01:20:52,264 --> 01:20:53,390
(EXHALES)
1671
01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:54,475
See?
1672
01:20:55,225 --> 01:20:56,977
- Oh, it's "Mary Lou."
- Oh.
1673
01:20:57,561 --> 01:20:59,313
But I thought "y" made the "Yuh" sound.
1674
01:20:59,438 --> 01:21:01,166
Yeah, well, it does
at the beginning of a word,
1675
01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,524
but not at the end of a...
1676
01:21:03,776 --> 01:21:04,818
Word.
1677
01:21:06,445 --> 01:21:07,780
See that mountain right there?
1678
01:21:08,238 --> 01:21:09,615
- That one?
- Yeah.
1679
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:11,241
Huh.
1680
01:21:11,408 --> 01:21:12,868
What does that look like to you?
1681
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,067
STANLEY IV: You know,
my great-grandpa almost died out here.
1682
01:21:27,091 --> 01:21:28,592
- ZERO: Really?
- STANLEY IV: Yeah.
1683
01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:31,520
But they say he survived because he
made it to the top of God's Thumb.
1684
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:38,644
- You ready?
- It's a long way.
1685
01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:40,979
- Yeah. We better get up before dark.
- Yeah.
1686
01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:48,404
(WHISTLES)
1687
01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:50,072
(SINGING)
All our dreams are gone
1688
01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:52,449
With a loss of faith
1689
01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:54,660
And we're still hanging on
1690
01:21:54,827 --> 01:21:56,537
Hey, Stanley.
What do you think's up there?
1691
01:21:56,703 --> 01:21:57,823
(SINGING)
Through another day
1692
01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,766
Oh, I don't know.
Probably a great, big frosty-freeze.
1693
01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:00,999
(SINGING)
It's so hard to see
1694
01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,519
Good. I could use a hot-fudge sundae.
1695
01:22:02,543 --> 01:22:04,896
-(SINGING) That it's gonna get better
-You know what I keep thinking about?
1696
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,898
Imagine how fine this
Mary Lou probably looked in a bikini.
1697
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,162
(SINGING)
But when will that be?
1698
01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:10,295
- Oh! (BREATHES HEAVILY)
- (SINGING) It's hard to say
1699
01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:11,552
Whoa.
1700
01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:16,140
(SINGING)
Don't give up never give up
1701
01:22:16,306 --> 01:22:19,268
We won't stop givin' all we got
1702
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:22,187
Don't give up never give up
1703
01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:25,399
We won't stop givin' all we got
1704
01:22:25,566 --> 01:22:28,444
Don't give up never give up
1705
01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:30,571
We won't stop givin'
1706
01:22:30,737 --> 01:22:31,738
-All we got
-Come on!
1707
01:22:31,905 --> 01:22:34,908
Don't give up never give up
1708
01:22:35,075 --> 01:22:37,828
-We won't stop givin' all we got
-Don't look down, man.
1709
01:22:38,662 --> 01:22:39,788
Oh, my god.
1710
01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:42,124
You okay?
Come on, Stanley. You can do it.
1711
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,625
- Okay.
- Come on.
1712
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,210
Okay. I'm coming.
1713
01:22:46,503 --> 01:22:49,089
- You grab right there?
- Yeah, look. That's where I got.
1714
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,049
Whoa!
1715
01:22:51,216 --> 01:22:52,259
Whoa! No, no, no, no! No.
1716
01:22:52,426 --> 01:22:54,678
Come on, come on, come on! Come on!
1717
01:22:57,639 --> 01:22:59,349
(GROANING)
1718
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,437
(GROANS)
1719
01:23:11,278 --> 01:23:12,821
Oh! (PANTING)
1720
01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:14,656
(LAUGHS)
1721
01:23:15,199 --> 01:23:16,325
Whoo!
1722
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,161
Oh!
1723
01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:20,579
Look at that.
1724
01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:22,831
Look at this, man.
1725
01:23:23,665 --> 01:23:25,584
- This isn't cool.
- What happened?
1726
01:23:26,084 --> 01:23:27,544
(GRUNTS)
1727
01:23:28,378 --> 01:23:30,005
- All right, hold on.
- (INHALES SHARPLY)
1728
01:23:35,677 --> 01:23:37,530
- ZERO: Aah!
- STANLEY IV: Is it numb or is it stinging?
1729
01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:38,764
ZERO: It stings, man.
1730
01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:41,367
STANLEY IV: Don't think about it now.
When we get to the top of the mountain,
1731
01:23:41,391 --> 01:23:43,036
I'm gonna get you a hot-fudge sundae,
all right?
1732
01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:44,603
- I promise.
- Good.
1733
01:23:45,395 --> 01:23:47,272
All that Sploosh is getting to me.
1734
01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:51,276
Maybe he found Zero.
1735
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:53,695
Maybe they're both still alive.
1736
01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:57,491
Maybe the Easter bunny
and the tooth fairy are still alive too.
1737
01:23:57,658 --> 01:23:58,659
Yeah.
1738
01:23:58,825 --> 01:24:01,787
Maybe my Mom will stop drinking
and my dad will come home.
1739
01:24:02,496 --> 01:24:05,040
Man, when Caveman stole that truck...
1740
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:07,626
That was awesome.
1741
01:24:08,126 --> 01:24:09,253
Yeah, man.
1742
01:24:09,795 --> 01:24:11,421
Caveman did have style.
1743
01:24:12,673 --> 01:24:13,753
ZERO: Give me another word.
1744
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:15,968
STANLEY IV: R-o-c-k.
1745
01:24:16,134 --> 01:24:17,636
ZERO: R-rock?
1746
01:24:18,387 --> 01:24:20,264
Yep, that's right, man.
You're doing good.
1747
01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:21,807
(EXHALES)
1748
01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:24,685
- Keep practicing.
- (ZERO COUGHING)
1749
01:24:26,228 --> 01:24:28,313
We're almost there. Come on.
1750
01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:30,607
- (GAGS)
- You all right?
1751
01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:31,858
(VOMITS)
1752
01:24:31,942 --> 01:24:33,086
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1753
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:34,236
- Zero!
- (GROANING)
1754
01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:38,115
Zero, Zero, Zero, Zero!
Got you, got you, got you!
1755
01:24:38,282 --> 01:24:40,450
Got you. You good?
You good? Hold on.
1756
01:24:40,617 --> 01:24:43,245
All right. All right.
All right, hold on.
1757
01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:46,039
Hold on. Let me get in front of you.
Stay right there.
1758
01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:47,666
Stay right there.
1759
01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:49,084
Okay. Here.
1760
01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:53,130
Slide this down. Okay. All right.
1761
01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:54,756
There you go.
1762
01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:58,594
Nice and comfy. (EXHALES)
1763
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:00,012
(WEAKLY) Stanley...
1764
01:25:00,178 --> 01:25:01,805
I got to tell you something, man.
1765
01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:04,516
What? (EXHALES)
1766
01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:08,395
Huh?
1767
01:25:08,562 --> 01:25:09,938
Come on, Zero.
1768
01:25:10,063 --> 01:25:11,064
Zero, Zero.
1769
01:25:11,231 --> 01:25:12,441
(GASPS)
1770
01:25:15,569 --> 01:25:17,362
(SIGHS) All right. We can't sit here.
1771
01:25:17,487 --> 01:25:18,989
Got to keep going.
1772
01:25:19,156 --> 01:25:20,866
We're gonna go get the shovel,
1773
01:25:21,033 --> 01:25:23,327
and we're gonna fill it full of ice cream.
1774
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:27,748
MADAME ZERONI: You must carry
Madame Zeroni up the mountain
1775
01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:29,666
and sing while I drink
1776
01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:32,753
so I can get strong, too.
1777
01:25:48,644 --> 01:25:50,395
(INSECTS BUZZING)
1778
01:25:52,856 --> 01:25:54,650
(GRUNTS) Damn bugs.
1779
01:25:55,108 --> 01:25:56,443
(GRUNTS)
1780
01:25:57,611 --> 01:25:59,071
(STRAINING) All right.
1781
01:25:59,237 --> 01:26:00,697
(FROGS CROAKING)
1782
01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:02,115
Wait a minute...
1783
01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:04,159
Wait.
1784
01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:07,329
If there's bugs, that must mean there's...
1785
01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:09,164
(WATER FLOWING)
1786
01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:12,959
...water.
1787
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:16,004
(LAUGHS)
1788
01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:19,341
Hector, wake up, man!
1789
01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:20,842
Hector, wake up!
1790
01:26:21,009 --> 01:26:23,178
All right, buddy. All right.
1791
01:26:23,345 --> 01:26:24,554
There we go.
1792
01:26:24,721 --> 01:26:26,515
Wake up, Hector, huh?
1793
01:26:31,478 --> 01:26:33,146
(SLURPS AND GASPS)
1794
01:26:33,313 --> 01:26:36,316
Hector, wake up. Wake up.
1795
01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:37,693
(LAUGHS)
1796
01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:39,069
Ooh!
1797
01:26:39,236 --> 01:26:40,862
Oh! Oh!
1798
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:42,781
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
1799
01:26:42,948 --> 01:26:44,950
Dude, this feels so good!
1800
01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:47,828
(SQUEALS)
We made it!
1801
01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:49,204
Stanley!
1802
01:26:49,496 --> 01:26:50,890
Ah, ha ha!
Hector, we made it, buddy!
1803
01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:52,374
Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1804
01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:54,167
Cool, cool, cool!
1805
01:27:00,424 --> 01:27:01,425
What are you doing?
1806
01:27:01,591 --> 01:27:03,051
(CRUNCHES)
1807
01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:08,807
Here, try this.
1808
01:27:09,516 --> 01:27:10,600
Try this.
1809
01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:12,769
What is it?
1810
01:27:12,936 --> 01:27:14,416
It's a hot-fudge sundae. Just eat it.
1811
01:27:17,357 --> 01:27:18,775
- It's good, huh?
- Mmm. Yeah!
1812
01:27:19,943 --> 01:27:22,028
That's the sweetest onion I ever tasted.
1813
01:27:23,029 --> 01:27:24,072
Mmm.
1814
01:27:24,406 --> 01:27:25,699
(SIGHS)
1815
01:27:26,533 --> 01:27:30,370
(SINGING) "If only, if only,"
the woodpecker sighs,
1816
01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:34,875
"the bark on the tree
was as soft as the skies."
1817
01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:39,254
As the wolf waits below hungry and lonely
1818
01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:42,966
Cries to the moon, "if only, if only."
1819
01:27:44,342 --> 01:27:48,597
"If only, if only," the woodpecker...
1820
01:28:08,116 --> 01:28:09,451
(SNIFFS)
1821
01:28:10,911 --> 01:28:12,245
(SNIFFS)
1822
01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:17,250
(SNIFFS DEEPLY)
1823
01:28:21,963 --> 01:28:23,173
Honey...
1824
01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:25,801
- Would you smell the shoe?
- Oh, my god, honey.
1825
01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:27,487
Can't you just wait
till I'm finished eating?
1826
01:28:27,511 --> 01:28:30,263
I know I've asked you a million times.
Just a million and one more.
1827
01:28:30,430 --> 01:28:31,640
- Smell the shoe.
- (SIGHS)
1828
01:28:31,807 --> 01:28:32,808
(SNIFFS)
1829
01:28:32,974 --> 01:28:35,268
- Honey, I don't smell anything.
- What?
1830
01:28:37,813 --> 01:28:38,980
I don't smell anything.
1831
01:28:39,231 --> 01:28:40,357
Uh-huh.
1832
01:28:40,607 --> 01:28:42,484
Pa... What do you smell?
1833
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:43,860
Nothing.
1834
01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:46,196
Peaches and onions.
That's the secret.
1835
01:28:46,363 --> 01:28:47,781
I don't smell anything.
1836
01:28:47,948 --> 01:28:49,241
You don't smell anything.
1837
01:28:49,407 --> 01:28:51,743
- I don't smell anything.
- Whoo.
1838
01:28:51,952 --> 01:28:53,872
- Whoo, I don't smell anything.
- Smell anything.
1839
01:28:53,995 --> 01:28:55,595
BOTH: (CHANTING)
We don't smell anything.
1840
01:28:55,664 --> 01:28:56,944
I told you I was on the brink...
1841
01:28:56,998 --> 01:28:58,267
- I don't smell anything.
- ...of no stink.
1842
01:28:58,291 --> 01:28:59,668
I don't smell anything.
1843
01:28:59,835 --> 01:29:01,312
- I don't smell...
- I don't smell anything!
1844
01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:02,587
Stanley doesn't smell anything!
1845
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:04,756
- I don't smell anything!
- Oh, no!
1846
01:29:06,049 --> 01:29:07,509
(FOOTSTEPS)
1847
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:09,761
Mm-mmm.
1848
01:29:09,928 --> 01:29:11,763
Rise and shine on you, man.
1849
01:29:11,930 --> 01:29:14,015
Been farting all night. I can't sleep.
1850
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:17,561
I think you overslept.
1851
01:29:20,897 --> 01:29:23,483
- How long have I been sleeping?
- A long time.
1852
01:29:26,736 --> 01:29:28,172
Stanley, I got to tell you something.
1853
01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:29,281
What?
1854
01:29:30,365 --> 01:29:32,409
It's my fault you were sent
to Camp Green Lake.
1855
01:29:32,659 --> 01:29:33,702
I stole the shoes.
1856
01:29:36,246 --> 01:29:38,331
(SIGHS) I didn't know
they were Sweetfeet's.
1857
01:29:38,748 --> 01:29:40,417
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
1858
01:29:43,503 --> 01:29:45,463
I mean, a lot of people donated, um,
1859
01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:48,425
all their old stuff
to the homeless shelter.
1860
01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:50,635
And I saw the shoes and I just...
1861
01:29:57,309 --> 01:29:58,393
I liked them.
1862
01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:00,353
I didn't know they were famous.
1863
01:30:03,481 --> 01:30:05,609
Next thing I know,
everyone's bugging out...
1864
01:30:05,692 --> 01:30:07,211
"The shoes are gone. The shoes are gone.
1865
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:09,654
- Where are the shoes?"
- (SIREN WAILS)
1866
01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:13,325
Walking down the street,
I heard the sirens coming after me.
1867
01:30:14,075 --> 01:30:15,327
I got scared.
1868
01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:34,179
(THUD)
1869
01:30:35,096 --> 01:30:36,097
(SIGHS)
1870
01:30:36,348 --> 01:30:38,016
I end up getting busted the next day,
1871
01:30:38,350 --> 01:30:40,393
lifting a pair of shoes from a Payless.
1872
01:30:41,061 --> 01:30:42,437
(CHUCKLES)
1873
01:30:43,313 --> 01:30:44,481
That's destiny.
1874
01:30:48,193 --> 01:30:49,194
(CHUCKLES)
1875
01:31:04,584 --> 01:31:05,669
Hey, yo, check it out.
1876
01:31:07,212 --> 01:31:09,255
Maybe they're coming for Caveman's body.
1877
01:31:12,300 --> 01:31:14,177
Jaguar. That's a nice car.
1878
01:31:14,344 --> 01:31:16,012
Don't even think about it, Twitch.
1879
01:31:16,179 --> 01:31:17,782
MORENGO: Back up!
You can't keep him from me.
1880
01:31:17,806 --> 01:31:19,241
- WARDEN: Excuse me...
- I'm Stanley's attorney.
1881
01:31:19,265 --> 01:31:21,285
- I don't care if you are his attorney.
- You have no rights, okay?
1882
01:31:21,309 --> 01:31:22,912
- We have a right to protect our kids!
- That's it!
1883
01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:24,830
Come back here with a signed court order,
and then we'll talk.
1884
01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:26,749
What kind of operation is this?
What kind of malarkey is this?
1885
01:31:26,773 --> 01:31:29,043
I'm telling you, I'm not done with him.
I'll tell you that right now!
1886
01:31:29,067 --> 01:31:30,610
I'm not done with you. That's right.
1887
01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:31,778
Excuse me!
1888
01:31:31,945 --> 01:31:34,990
- (CAR DOOR SLAMS)
- (CAR ENGINE TURNS OVER)
1889
01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:46,209
We ain't seen the last of her.
She'll be back.
1890
01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:47,377
(SIGHS)
1891
01:31:47,544 --> 01:31:49,254
And next time with a court order.
1892
01:31:50,005 --> 01:31:51,715
We'll just tell her the truth...
1893
01:31:53,049 --> 01:31:54,259
He ran away.
1894
01:31:55,301 --> 01:31:56,344
Right?
1895
01:31:56,511 --> 01:31:59,389
He ran away after he was told
he was gonna be released?
1896
01:31:59,556 --> 01:32:02,308
Been almost three days.
He's a goner for sure.
1897
01:32:02,851 --> 01:32:04,144
What are we gonna do?
1898
01:32:05,603 --> 01:32:07,147
You'll do as I say.
1899
01:32:13,069 --> 01:32:14,279
What did she say?
1900
01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:16,656
Not much.
1901
01:32:19,075 --> 01:32:20,326
What'll we do?
1902
01:32:22,454 --> 01:32:23,788
You'll do as I say.
1903
01:32:27,208 --> 01:32:29,794
- But you didn't say anything either.
- (DOOR OPENS)
1904
01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:37,594
Hector...
1905
01:32:38,303 --> 01:32:40,638
I'm glad you stole those shoes
and threw them on my head.
1906
01:32:40,930 --> 01:32:42,057
What?
1907
01:32:43,808 --> 01:32:45,393
None of this would have happened.
1908
01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:48,146
When I first got sent
to Camp Green Lake...
1909
01:32:49,522 --> 01:32:51,066
I thought I got sent there
1910
01:32:51,232 --> 01:32:53,526
because of my... my... my family's curse.
1911
01:32:56,446 --> 01:32:58,281
But we're not even at camp anymore.
1912
01:32:58,948 --> 01:33:00,617
You know, we're... we're on God's Thumb.
1913
01:33:00,784 --> 01:33:02,202
(CHUCKLES)
1914
01:33:03,369 --> 01:33:05,080
I just have this weird feeling...
1915
01:33:07,373 --> 01:33:08,583
Everything's cool.
1916
01:33:10,668 --> 01:33:12,921
- Yeah. Same here.
- You got the same feeling?
1917
01:33:13,088 --> 01:33:14,881
- Same feeling.
- It's a good one.
1918
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:18,802
You know, those stars look like
a shovel to me.
1919
01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:23,348
Exactly.
1920
01:33:27,435 --> 01:33:28,603
Hector...
1921
01:33:28,770 --> 01:33:29,854
What's up?
1922
01:33:31,356 --> 01:33:32,565
I feel lucky.
1923
01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:34,859
(CHUCKLES)
1924
01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:36,402
(CHUCKLES)
1925
01:33:36,736 --> 01:33:38,488
The onions have gone to your head.
1926
01:33:40,824 --> 01:33:42,867
What do you say we dig one more hole?
1927
01:33:57,632 --> 01:33:59,300
(METAL RATTLES)
1928
01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:03,888
(SIGHS)
1929
01:34:09,644 --> 01:34:11,354
BARLOW: It's so hot, Sam...
1930
01:34:12,605 --> 01:34:14,232
But I feel so cold.
1931
01:34:18,319 --> 01:34:19,612
(GASPS)
1932
01:34:20,488 --> 01:34:21,823
(LAUGHS)
1933
01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:23,241
Sam...
1934
01:34:23,408 --> 01:34:24,534
I can fix that.
1935
01:34:25,118 --> 01:34:26,119
Ah.
1936
01:34:26,953 --> 01:34:28,079
(FOOTSTEPS)
1937
01:34:28,246 --> 01:34:29,038
(GUN COCKS)
1938
01:34:29,164 --> 01:34:31,484
You got five seconds to tell me
where you buried your loot!
1939
01:34:36,754 --> 01:34:38,756
- (GUN COCKS)
- I've been waiting for you, Trout.
1940
01:34:41,551 --> 01:34:42,719
I ain't gonna kill you.
1941
01:34:45,805 --> 01:34:46,973
Go on.
1942
01:34:47,891 --> 01:34:48,975
Where's the loot?!
1943
01:34:49,142 --> 01:34:50,143
There ain't no loot.
1944
01:34:50,476 --> 01:34:51,686
Don't give me that.
1945
01:34:51,853 --> 01:34:53,980
You robbed every bank
from hell to Houston.
1946
01:34:54,147 --> 01:34:56,566
We saw you headin' back
with the shovel, Miss Katherine.
1947
01:34:56,733 --> 01:34:58,359
Linda Miller, is that you?
1948
01:34:58,526 --> 01:35:01,112
I've been Linda Walker
for the last 13 years.
1949
01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:02,322
- One...
- Aw, Linda...
1950
01:35:02,447 --> 01:35:04,115
You were such a good student.
1951
01:35:04,532 --> 01:35:06,260
You must have married him
for his money. (CHUCKLES)
1952
01:35:06,284 --> 01:35:08,328
- Well, it's all gone now!
- Two!
1953
01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:10,038
It's dried up with the lake!
1954
01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:13,249
Hasn't rained here
since the day they killed Sam.
1955
01:35:13,416 --> 01:35:15,877
Now, you better tell him what he wants!
He's a desperate man!
1956
01:35:16,044 --> 01:35:17,921
- Three...
- Go on. Kill me.
1957
01:35:18,338 --> 01:35:20,215
The lake goes on for miles.
1958
01:35:21,090 --> 01:35:22,550
I ain't gonna kill you.
1959
01:35:22,675 --> 01:35:24,510
But by the time I'm finished with you,
1960
01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:26,054
you gonna wish you was dead.
1961
01:35:26,304 --> 01:35:27,472
(CHUCKLES)
1962
01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:32,143
I've been wishing I was dead
for a long time.
1963
01:35:34,687 --> 01:35:35,855
You...
1964
01:35:36,397 --> 01:35:38,566
Your children, and your
children's children...
1965
01:35:39,067 --> 01:35:41,569
will dig for the next 100 years,
1966
01:35:41,945 --> 01:35:44,197
and you will never find it.
1967
01:35:46,032 --> 01:35:47,116
(HISSES)
1968
01:35:47,283 --> 01:35:48,993
- Look out!
- (GUNSHOT)
1969
01:35:49,244 --> 01:35:50,662
(CHUCKLES)
1970
01:35:50,828 --> 01:35:52,705
Come here, sweetheart.
1971
01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:57,669
Start digging, Trout.
1972
01:35:58,628 --> 01:35:59,629
(GASPS)
1973
01:35:59,837 --> 01:36:01,339
(MOANS SOFTLY)
1974
01:36:02,590 --> 01:36:03,925
(LAUGHS)
1975
01:36:04,676 --> 01:36:07,095
- (BREATHES RAPIDLY)
- (GASPS)
1976
01:36:10,765 --> 01:36:11,808
Come on!
1977
01:36:23,987 --> 01:36:25,154
Ready?
1978
01:36:30,660 --> 01:36:31,869
You see right there?
1979
01:36:32,036 --> 01:36:33,037
- That's it?
- Yeah.
1980
01:36:33,204 --> 01:36:34,205
Book!
1981
01:36:44,966 --> 01:36:47,135
- Is this the hole?
- Yeah, this is it.
1982
01:36:47,302 --> 01:36:49,429
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm positive.
1983
01:36:49,637 --> 01:36:52,116
It's gonna take too long, man.
I got to go find another shovel.
1984
01:36:52,140 --> 01:36:53,900
- All right. Be careful, though.
- All right.
1985
01:36:58,354 --> 01:37:00,291
DR. PENDANSKI: Of course, she's gonna
make you pay for it...
1986
01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:02,126
It's your truck. Now you're accusing
me of doing something!
1987
01:37:02,150 --> 01:37:03,693
You think I did this to my own truck?
1988
01:37:03,860 --> 01:37:06,904
You left the keys inside
of a truck in front of a...
1989
01:37:07,071 --> 01:37:10,408
This is a juvenile work camp
with juvenile delinquents.
1990
01:37:10,575 --> 01:37:12,856
MR. SIR: Don't get me heated because I...
Don't insult me!
1991
01:37:12,994 --> 01:37:14,763
DR. PENDANSKI:
A truck with a tank full of gas?
1992
01:37:14,787 --> 01:37:17,141
MR. SIR: I said, "get me a wrench."
Did I say, "get me a wrench"?
1993
01:37:17,165 --> 01:37:18,767
DR. PENDANSKI:
All right, fine, I'll get you a wrench.
1994
01:37:18,791 --> 01:37:21,169
Get me a wrench! You dumb...
Read my lips! Get me a wrench!
1995
01:37:21,336 --> 01:37:23,838
I'm gettin' it,
you sideburned Neanderthal!
1996
01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:25,673
I ain't here to be a mechanic!
1997
01:37:26,132 --> 01:37:28,384
- (THUD)
- Aah! Don't you throw nothing at me!
1998
01:37:36,309 --> 01:37:37,310
Whoa!
1999
01:37:37,477 --> 01:37:39,979
Man, you really been working.
Yeah. (EXHALES)
2000
01:37:40,146 --> 01:37:41,606
- Coming down.
- Go.
2001
01:37:41,773 --> 01:37:43,441
- (GRUNTS)
- How's it going?
2002
01:37:43,608 --> 01:37:46,486
Who knows? I could be digging up diamonds
and not see 'em.
2003
01:37:47,278 --> 01:37:50,782
I don't think Kissin' Kate Barlow
would have buried her treasure this deep.
2004
01:37:51,199 --> 01:37:53,409
Come on.
We got to make it wider.
2005
01:37:53,576 --> 01:37:54,869
How do we know one of her gang
2006
01:37:54,994 --> 01:37:56,680
didn't already come back
and dig up the treasure, man?
2007
01:37:56,704 --> 01:37:57,997
We don't.
2008
01:37:59,332 --> 01:38:00,541
(THUD)
2009
01:38:02,543 --> 01:38:03,711
Did you hear that?
2010
01:38:03,878 --> 01:38:05,129
(THUD)
2011
01:38:05,713 --> 01:38:06,881
What's this?
2012
01:38:07,757 --> 01:38:10,051
(THUDDING)
2013
01:38:13,262 --> 01:38:15,056
Watch out, watch out.
2014
01:38:16,015 --> 01:38:18,226
STANLEY IV: Hoo Hoo! We found it!
2015
01:38:18,351 --> 01:38:19,787
- (LAUGHS)
- ZERO: Come on, come on, come on!
2016
01:38:19,811 --> 01:38:20,978
(GRUNTS)
2017
01:38:21,229 --> 01:38:23,147
(PANTING AND STRAINING)
2018
01:38:25,108 --> 01:38:26,275
This is it!
2019
01:38:26,442 --> 01:38:29,028
- What did I say?! What did I say?!
- Oh, man!
2020
01:38:30,613 --> 01:38:32,698
Thank you, boys.
You've been a big help.
2021
01:38:33,199 --> 01:38:34,826
- (SIGHS)
- MR. SIR: Oh, jeez!
2022
01:38:34,992 --> 01:38:36,661
- (GASPS)
- Get back!
2023
01:38:37,120 --> 01:38:39,080
- WARDEN: Oh, my god.
- (SCREAMS)
2024
01:38:39,247 --> 01:38:41,290
O-o-oh ho. Ho ho.
2025
01:38:42,291 --> 01:38:44,544
- Don't move.
- (LIZARDS HISSING)
2026
01:38:46,087 --> 01:38:48,089
Well, get in there, and pull it out.
2027
01:38:49,549 --> 01:38:50,800
You get in there.
2028
01:38:52,427 --> 01:38:54,262
Fine. I'll just wait.
2029
01:38:58,474 --> 01:38:59,892
Won't take long.
2030
01:39:00,601 --> 01:39:02,228
No, it won't take long.
2031
01:39:02,895 --> 01:39:04,063
Oh, my goodness!
2032
01:39:04,188 --> 01:39:05,314
(WHIMPERS)
2033
01:39:05,481 --> 01:39:07,525
MR. SIR: Yeah, check it out.
Oh, my god.
2034
01:39:09,777 --> 01:39:10,820
Oh!
2035
01:39:11,112 --> 01:39:13,672
- MR. SIR: Here we go.
- DR. PENDANSKI: Hey, Stanley, guess what?
2036
01:39:13,739 --> 01:39:14,949
You're innocent.
2037
01:39:15,032 --> 01:39:17,452
Your lawyer came by yesterday to get you.
2038
01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:18,828
Too bad you weren't there.
2039
01:39:18,953 --> 01:39:20,746
ZERO: Don't listen to him, Stanley.
2040
01:39:22,123 --> 01:39:23,958
Least now we'll have a body to give her.
2041
01:39:24,125 --> 01:39:25,960
- (WHIMPERS)
- What about Zero?
2042
01:39:26,169 --> 01:39:27,378
(HISSES)
2043
01:39:27,545 --> 01:39:28,838
Zero was never here.
2044
01:39:29,005 --> 01:39:30,882
We got lots of holes to choose from.
2045
01:39:31,799 --> 01:39:34,177
Do you know how long
I've been waiting for this?
2046
01:39:34,427 --> 01:39:36,762
My granddaddy owned the whole lake,
2047
01:39:36,929 --> 01:39:38,181
then it dried up.
2048
01:39:38,598 --> 01:39:41,309
He drove himself crazy out here
digging holes.
2049
01:39:41,809 --> 01:39:43,352
Made me dig, too...
2050
01:39:43,519 --> 01:39:44,896
Even on Christmas.
2051
01:39:45,062 --> 01:39:46,397
(DIGGING)
2052
01:39:46,564 --> 01:39:49,317
GRANDPA: All Righty. Today's the day.
2053
01:39:54,530 --> 01:39:56,157
I'm tired of this, grandpa.
2054
01:39:56,324 --> 01:39:57,950
That's too damn bad!
2055
01:39:58,117 --> 01:39:59,327
You keep digging!
2056
01:40:02,622 --> 01:40:04,207
GIRL: Well, excuse me.
2057
01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,209
You'll thank me one day.
2058
01:40:06,709 --> 01:40:09,253
(INHALES AND CLEARS THROAT SHARPLY)
2059
01:40:16,677 --> 01:40:18,012
(HISSING)
2060
01:40:19,347 --> 01:40:20,640
Maybe we should just shoot them.
2061
01:40:21,182 --> 01:40:22,683
The lizards or the kids?
2062
01:40:22,850 --> 01:40:24,453
You don't want to shoot
any of those lizards.
2063
01:40:24,477 --> 01:40:26,117
They'll start leaping all over the place.
2064
01:40:28,022 --> 01:40:30,733
WARDEN: I just want to know
why they haven't been bitten yet.
2065
01:40:30,900 --> 01:40:32,360
MR. SIR: Oh, crap.
2066
01:40:34,362 --> 01:40:36,656
WARDEN: Oh, for Pete's sake.
That can't be her already.
2067
01:40:36,822 --> 01:40:39,367
Well, it ain't the girl scouts
selling cookies.
2068
01:40:40,243 --> 01:40:42,620
All right, keep holding the boys
in the mess hall.
2069
01:40:42,703 --> 01:40:43,931
Tell them not to talk to anyone.
2070
01:40:43,955 --> 01:40:46,850
As long as they keep their mouths shut,
they won't have to dig any more holes.
2071
01:40:46,874 --> 01:40:49,752
But if they talk...
they'll be severely punished.
2072
01:40:49,961 --> 01:40:52,505
What should I tell them
we're gonna do to 'em if they do talk?
2073
01:40:53,548 --> 01:40:55,341
Use your imagination.
2074
01:40:56,509 --> 01:40:57,677
Go on!
2075
01:41:01,639 --> 01:41:02,640
Ugh!
2076
01:41:02,807 --> 01:41:04,559
(STIFLING LAUGHTER)
2077
01:41:05,184 --> 01:41:06,561
(CHUCKLES)
2078
01:41:08,980 --> 01:41:10,773
MR. SIR: I just don't get it.
2079
01:41:10,940 --> 01:41:13,109
Nothing makes sense anymore around here.
2080
01:41:13,901 --> 01:41:15,403
- Stanley...
- What?
2081
01:41:15,820 --> 01:41:18,864
Is your last name your
first name spelled backwards?
2082
01:41:19,240 --> 01:41:20,324
Yeah.
2083
01:41:22,702 --> 01:41:26,622
We wanted to call, but the phone lines
go down out here sometimes.
2084
01:41:26,789 --> 01:41:28,517
- Well, you could have tried harder.
- Watch your step here.
2085
01:41:28,541 --> 01:41:30,686
- You can always reach me.
- We did. We called several times.
2086
01:41:30,710 --> 01:41:32,962
Don't go no further! It's danger!
2087
01:41:33,129 --> 01:41:34,565
- Where's Stanley?
- WARDEN: I'll tell you.
2088
01:41:34,589 --> 01:41:36,465
He broke into my cabin about an hour ago.
2089
01:41:36,591 --> 01:41:38,551
I woke up and saw him running out
with my trunk.
2090
01:41:38,926 --> 01:41:40,052
They ran out here.
2091
01:41:40,177 --> 01:41:42,013
I don't know what the hell
they were thinking!
2092
01:41:42,179 --> 01:41:44,059
DR. PENDANSKI:
I witnessed it myself, counselor.
2093
01:41:44,181 --> 01:41:45,516
Don't go too close!
2094
01:41:45,683 --> 01:41:46,767
(GASPS) Oh, my god!
2095
01:41:47,435 --> 01:41:48,561
EARL: Don't move.
2096
01:41:48,728 --> 01:41:51,856
- How long have they been down there?
- Have you tried to get them out?
2097
01:41:52,064 --> 01:41:53,774
Well, just what do you suggest, counselor?
2098
01:41:53,941 --> 01:41:56,861
Well, this wouldn't have happened
if you had released him to me yesterday.
2099
01:41:56,944 --> 01:41:59,304
Excuse me. This wouldn't have
happened if he wasn't a thief.
2100
01:42:00,656 --> 01:42:01,782
What?
2101
01:42:02,366 --> 01:42:03,909
- A thief?
- That's right.
2102
01:42:04,994 --> 01:42:07,455
- EARL: Oh, back up. Those things'll bite.
- Oh! (GASPS)
2103
01:42:09,165 --> 01:42:10,416
That's a lie!
2104
01:42:11,167 --> 01:42:12,607
ZERO: Stanley didn't steal anything!
2105
01:42:15,338 --> 01:42:16,464
WARDEN: Thank god.
2106
01:42:16,631 --> 01:42:18,799
- Thank god, you're okay!
- What are you doing?
2107
01:42:18,966 --> 01:42:20,235
It's Stanley's.
What are you doing? Let go!
2108
01:42:20,259 --> 01:42:21,778
Now, listen, you've been
caught red-handed.
2109
01:42:21,802 --> 01:42:24,680
I could send Stanley right back to prison
if I pressed charges.
2110
01:42:24,847 --> 01:42:27,409
However, in view of all the circumstances,
I think I'll just take...
2111
01:42:27,433 --> 01:42:28,434
It has his name on it!
2112
01:42:28,559 --> 01:42:29,560
WARDEN: What?
2113
01:42:29,644 --> 01:42:31,145
- No, it doesn't!
- Let go!
2114
01:42:31,937 --> 01:42:33,481
- Oh, my god.
- You see?
2115
01:42:33,648 --> 01:42:36,859
"Stanley Yelnats."
2116
01:42:37,485 --> 01:42:39,153
He... he can't read.
2117
01:42:39,737 --> 01:42:40,780
That's not possible.
2118
01:42:42,323 --> 01:42:43,324
(LAUGHS)
2119
01:42:43,491 --> 01:42:46,118
MORENGO: Stanley, I'm taking you home.
Let's go.
2120
01:42:46,285 --> 01:42:48,454
Come on, Zero. We're getting out of here.
2121
01:42:48,704 --> 01:42:50,331
- What did you do?
- Come on.
2122
01:42:51,374 --> 01:42:53,143
MORENGO: Get your hands back.
Come on, get your hands off.
2123
01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:55,062
No, I have to look inside.
Get your hands off. Listen... don't.
2124
01:42:55,086 --> 01:42:56,587
This is mine, it was on my property,
2125
01:42:56,671 --> 01:42:58,106
- and you are a thief!
- It is not yours!
2126
01:42:58,130 --> 01:42:59,733
- My granddaddy...
- It has absolutely nothing to do...
2127
01:42:59,757 --> 01:43:01,276
- This is un-American.
- Stanley, come on.
2128
01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:03,969
Put your things in the trunk.
Your parents are waiting. Let's go.
2129
01:43:07,556 --> 01:43:09,016
I can't leave without Hector.
2130
01:43:11,018 --> 01:43:12,269
I'll be okay.
2131
01:43:12,478 --> 01:43:16,190
Stanley, there is nothing that
I can do for your friend.
2132
01:43:16,357 --> 01:43:17,357
Don't worry...
2133
01:43:17,900 --> 01:43:19,694
We'll take good care of Hector.
2134
01:43:23,155 --> 01:43:24,573
I'm not leaving here without him.
2135
01:43:26,117 --> 01:43:26,867
Earl...
2136
01:43:27,034 --> 01:43:29,036
Would you please get me Hector's file?
2137
01:43:29,412 --> 01:43:31,539
Most certainly, Carla. Ms. Walker...
2138
01:43:32,748 --> 01:43:33,874
Well?
2139
01:43:35,501 --> 01:43:37,545
Get me the file of Hector Zeroni.
2140
01:43:40,965 --> 01:43:42,007
Well, just do it.
2141
01:43:46,637 --> 01:43:47,637
They're alive!
2142
01:43:47,888 --> 01:43:50,474
What are you gonna say?
Think of something.
2143
01:43:51,684 --> 01:43:53,144
- Caveman!
- Hey, Zero!
2144
01:43:53,310 --> 01:43:54,311
What's up, Zero?
2145
01:43:54,478 --> 01:43:55,518
What's up? What's up, man?
2146
01:43:55,646 --> 01:43:57,022
I can't believe you guys made it.
2147
01:43:57,189 --> 01:43:59,024
Oh, man! We thought you were buzzard food.
2148
01:43:59,191 --> 01:44:00,271
No, I'm not.
I'm going home.
2149
01:44:00,359 --> 01:44:02,528
- Going home?
- Man, you stink, dude.
2150
01:44:02,653 --> 01:44:03,693
What you been eating, man?
2151
01:44:03,863 --> 01:44:05,573
BOY: You smell like onions!
2152
01:44:05,740 --> 01:44:07,575
(INDISTINCT TALKING AND LAUGHTER)
2153
01:44:07,742 --> 01:44:09,577
BOY: Whoo! Well, uh...
2154
01:44:11,537 --> 01:44:13,956
There seems to be no file of...
2155
01:44:14,248 --> 01:44:15,488
- Hector Zeroni.
- WARDEN: What?
2156
01:44:15,541 --> 01:44:16,584
Is that so?
2157
01:44:16,751 --> 01:44:18,753
What kind of a camp you running here?
2158
01:44:19,336 --> 01:44:20,421
A nice one.
2159
01:44:20,588 --> 01:44:22,256
If the state would give us some money,
2160
01:44:22,381 --> 01:44:24,258
then we'd have some decent filing.
2161
01:44:24,383 --> 01:44:27,178
I am ordering an investigation
of this facility.
2162
01:44:27,344 --> 01:44:29,430
Hey, lady, you got a pen
and paper I could borrow?
2163
01:44:29,597 --> 01:44:31,766
No, I don't.
But it looks like he does.
2164
01:44:31,932 --> 01:44:33,601
Yeah. You got a pen?
2165
01:44:33,768 --> 01:44:35,269
Yeah. Here.
2166
01:44:35,853 --> 01:44:36,853
Here's a pencil.
2167
01:44:37,229 --> 01:44:38,230
You got paper?
2168
01:44:39,690 --> 01:44:40,775
Um...
2169
01:44:41,275 --> 01:44:42,359
Here.
2170
01:44:43,569 --> 01:44:45,362
MORENGO: (SIGHS)
Here you go.
2171
01:44:45,446 --> 01:44:47,615
- Thanks.
- MORENGO: You're welcome.
2172
01:44:47,782 --> 01:44:49,033
Hey, call my Mom.
2173
01:44:49,200 --> 01:44:50,201
What?
2174
01:44:50,367 --> 01:44:52,127
- Tell her I said I was sorry.
- (PAPER RIPS)
2175
01:44:52,286 --> 01:44:54,955
Tell her,
"Theodore said he was sorry."
2176
01:44:56,665 --> 01:44:57,958
- I will, man.
- Thanks, man.
2177
01:44:58,125 --> 01:45:00,211
I will. I definitely will.
2178
01:45:00,377 --> 01:45:02,463
Marion Sevillo.
2179
01:45:02,630 --> 01:45:03,923
Oh, crap.
2180
01:45:04,089 --> 01:45:06,175
It's been a long time
since el Paso, Marion.
2181
01:45:06,342 --> 01:45:07,968
(LAUGHTER)
2182
01:45:08,135 --> 01:45:10,596
You're in violation of your parole,
carrying this weapon.
2183
01:45:10,763 --> 01:45:12,807
I had no knowledge of that.
2184
01:45:12,973 --> 01:45:16,393
Oh, yeah, just like you didn't know
Pendanski wasn't no doctor neither.
2185
01:45:16,560 --> 01:45:18,312
(LAUGHTER)
2186
01:45:18,479 --> 01:45:19,855
What?
2187
01:45:20,147 --> 01:45:21,867
Sit down, Marion.
You're under arrest again.
2188
01:45:22,024 --> 01:45:24,104
Marion? Tell ya, I didn't know
that was a man's name.
2189
01:45:24,193 --> 01:45:25,319
(LAUGHTER)
2190
01:45:26,445 --> 01:45:27,446
It ain't.
2191
01:45:27,613 --> 01:45:28,697
BOYS: Ooh!
2192
01:45:29,573 --> 01:45:30,658
- Okay...
- (BEEPS)
2193
01:45:30,825 --> 01:45:32,827
This facility is now
under our jurisdiction.
2194
01:45:32,910 --> 01:45:33,953
- What?
- Boys...
2195
01:45:34,036 --> 01:45:35,596
Put these three bozos right over there,
2196
01:45:35,704 --> 01:45:38,082
let them see the other side
of the criminal justice system.
2197
01:45:38,165 --> 01:45:39,834
- Excuse me?
- (CHEERING)
2198
01:45:41,585 --> 01:45:43,045
Don't push me! I'm a lady!
2199
01:45:43,879 --> 01:45:46,173
Come on, Hector.
You're coming with us. Let's go.
2200
01:45:46,340 --> 01:45:47,424
Come on, boss.
2201
01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:49,343
(THUNDER CRASHES)
2202
01:45:49,677 --> 01:45:50,678
What's that?
2203
01:45:56,725 --> 01:45:57,726
Oh!
2204
01:45:57,893 --> 01:45:58,894
Oh!
2205
01:45:59,061 --> 01:46:00,062
It's rain!
2206
01:46:00,229 --> 01:46:01,230
Ahh!
2207
01:46:01,397 --> 01:46:02,648
(CHEERING)
2208
01:46:17,705 --> 01:46:18,789
Whoo!
2209
01:46:44,732 --> 01:46:45,941
Hector!
2210
01:46:46,191 --> 01:46:47,192
Stanley!
2211
01:46:47,568 --> 01:46:48,694
Come on!
2212
01:46:49,320 --> 01:46:51,214
You be careful out there
in the real world, a'ight?
2213
01:46:51,238 --> 01:46:53,574
- All right, boss.
- Everyone's not as friendly as us.
2214
01:46:53,741 --> 01:46:55,117
Hold on for me.
2215
01:46:55,576 --> 01:46:56,911
We'll miss you, man!
2216
01:46:57,578 --> 01:46:58,996
All right, guys. Be good!
2217
01:46:59,163 --> 01:47:01,206
- Keep your head up!
- We'll miss you!
2218
01:47:01,332 --> 01:47:02,666
All right! Stanley...
2219
01:47:03,042 --> 01:47:05,628
Stanley, won't you just open it?
2220
01:47:05,794 --> 01:47:08,088
Just let me see what's inside it, please.
2221
01:47:08,797 --> 01:47:09,882
Excuse me?
2222
01:47:16,847 --> 01:47:18,849
- EARL: Have a seat over here.
- "D" tent!
2223
01:47:19,058 --> 01:47:21,268
- See you again!
- I'll see you!
2224
01:47:21,435 --> 01:47:22,436
"D" tent!
2225
01:47:22,603 --> 01:47:23,872
You have the right to remain silent.
2226
01:47:23,896 --> 01:47:26,023
If you give up that right,
anything you say can,
2227
01:47:26,190 --> 01:47:28,108
and will, be used against you
in a court of law.
2228
01:47:28,275 --> 01:47:30,653
You have the right to be
represented by an attorney.
2229
01:47:30,736 --> 01:47:33,113
If you cannot afford one, the court...
2230
01:47:45,626 --> 01:47:47,795
Okay, one more thing,
no matter what is in this box...
2231
01:47:47,962 --> 01:47:49,838
- Mm-hmm.
- We are still family.
2232
01:47:50,005 --> 01:47:51,125
- We are the Yelnats.
- Okay.
2233
01:47:51,256 --> 01:47:52,257
We know.
2234
01:47:52,424 --> 01:47:53,884
- One...
- Cross your fingers.
2235
01:47:54,051 --> 01:47:55,052
- Two...
- Two...
2236
01:47:55,344 --> 01:47:57,197
- Three.
- Oh, my god, honey, you've still got it.
2237
01:47:57,221 --> 01:47:58,222
You are so strong.
2238
01:48:00,599 --> 01:48:01,976
STANLEY II: Oh, my god!
2239
01:48:02,142 --> 01:48:03,894
- Yeah? (LAUGHS)
- Oh, mama.
2240
01:48:04,061 --> 01:48:05,062
Oh, boy.
2241
01:48:05,229 --> 01:48:06,814
Oh, my goodness.
2242
01:48:08,524 --> 01:48:09,733
Let me see that.
2243
01:48:09,900 --> 01:48:11,485
- Sure.
- Look at this.
2244
01:48:12,403 --> 01:48:13,779
Okay, guys, hold on. Hold on.
2245
01:48:13,946 --> 01:48:16,323
Before we do anything,
I think that it's only fair
2246
01:48:16,490 --> 01:48:19,618
that half of whatever is in this box
goes to my best friend, Hector Zeroni.
2247
01:48:19,785 --> 01:48:21,620
Aw... You want to go halfsies? Well...
2248
01:48:21,870 --> 01:48:23,372
Did you say "Zeroni"?
2249
01:48:23,539 --> 01:48:24,540
Sure did.
2250
01:48:24,665 --> 01:48:26,542
Ha! (LAUGHS)
2251
01:48:26,917 --> 01:48:27,918
(SMOOCHES)
2252
01:48:28,085 --> 01:48:30,963
MOM: Oh, my god!
Is that really worth $25,000?
2253
01:48:31,130 --> 01:48:32,410
Hold on. Check the date, though.
2254
01:48:32,506 --> 01:48:34,008
AT&T.
2255
01:48:34,883 --> 01:48:36,135
1905.
2256
01:48:36,301 --> 01:48:37,845
What's it worth, honey?
2257
01:48:38,220 --> 01:48:39,763
It's worth a lot more now.
2258
01:48:39,972 --> 01:48:41,140
- Millions.
- Millions?
2259
01:48:41,932 --> 01:48:43,292
- Millions.
- STANLEY II: Millions.
2260
01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:46,270
- One for us...
- One for Mr. Zeroni.
2261
01:48:46,478 --> 01:48:47,896
- (LAUGHS)
- One for us...
2262
01:48:48,063 --> 01:48:50,315
One for Mr. Zeroni.
2263
01:48:55,070 --> 01:48:56,196
Boys.
2264
01:49:00,409 --> 01:49:01,618
Do good, bro.
2265
01:49:08,792 --> 01:49:09,793
Right this way, ma'am.
2266
01:49:09,960 --> 01:49:11,045
Thank you.
2267
01:49:19,720 --> 01:49:21,096
(CHUCKLES)
2268
01:49:21,930 --> 01:49:23,223
(SNIFFLING)
2269
01:49:23,348 --> 01:49:25,225
WOMAN: I love you.
I love you.
2270
01:49:26,852 --> 01:49:28,372
STANLEY IV:
So, Hector was able to hire
2271
01:49:28,520 --> 01:49:30,647
his own team
of private investigators.
2272
01:49:31,273 --> 01:49:33,859
Turns out his Mom had been
looking for him, too.
2273
01:49:36,570 --> 01:49:37,821
I love you.
2274
01:49:40,324 --> 01:49:41,909
(SNIFFLES)
2275
01:49:51,543 --> 01:49:54,171
And that's how
the great-great grandson
2276
01:49:54,338 --> 01:49:55,756
of Elya Yelnats
2277
01:49:56,131 --> 01:49:58,926
and the great-great-great-grandson
of Madame Zeroni
2278
01:49:59,301 --> 01:50:00,928
became next-door neighbors.
2279
01:50:04,765 --> 01:50:06,183
Camp Green Lake was closed
2280
01:50:06,308 --> 01:50:07,788
and the boys released for time served
2281
01:50:07,893 --> 01:50:09,311
and sent to real counselors.
2282
01:50:09,728 --> 01:50:12,272
They say Camp Green Lake
will be reopened soon
2283
01:50:12,439 --> 01:50:13,774
as a girls' camp.
2284
01:50:13,941 --> 01:50:16,360
At least they won't have to worry about
lizards anymore.
2285
01:50:16,527 --> 01:50:18,213
Just as long as the girls eat
lots of onions.
2286
01:50:18,237 --> 01:50:20,114
Come on, everybody! Out of the pool!
2287
01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:22,449
It's showtime! Book it out!
2288
01:50:22,616 --> 01:50:24,096
Come on, boys! Hurry! Hurry! It's on!
2289
01:50:24,243 --> 01:50:25,452
It's on!
2290
01:50:26,036 --> 01:50:27,287
Come on!
2291
01:50:27,621 --> 01:50:29,456
MOM: Sit down, sit down. Oh, good.
2292
01:50:29,623 --> 01:50:31,834
To my fans, I'm known as Sweetfeet...
2293
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:34,169
But to my wife, I was known as...
2294
01:50:34,253 --> 01:50:36,588
Stinkyfeet.
None of his teammates ever wanted to sit
2295
01:50:36,922 --> 01:50:38,966
- next to him in the dugout.
- (LAUGHTER)
2296
01:50:39,133 --> 01:50:41,093
But that's all over now,
thanks to Sploosh.
2297
01:50:41,260 --> 01:50:42,261
Sploosh.
2298
01:50:42,427 --> 01:50:44,427
I just spray a little on each foot
every morning...
2299
01:50:44,471 --> 01:50:46,473
And now he really does have sweet feet.
2300
01:50:47,099 --> 01:50:49,702
ANNOUNCER: Sploosh! Now available
in the Sweetfeet collectible decanter.
2301
01:50:49,726 --> 01:50:51,103
A product of K.B. Industries.
2302
01:50:51,186 --> 01:50:52,187
Plus, I like the tingle.
2303
01:50:52,354 --> 01:50:53,605
(CHEERING)
2304
01:50:53,730 --> 01:50:55,983
(SINGING) The world we know
was built on skills
2305
01:50:56,066 --> 01:50:57,359
But that alone don't count
2306
01:50:57,484 --> 01:51:00,164
STANLEY IV: I guess you have
to fill the rest of the holes yourself.
2307
01:51:03,031 --> 01:51:06,243
(SINGING) Without the sweat
and toil of mine
2308
01:51:06,410 --> 01:51:08,954
Wouldn't be worth a dime
2309
01:51:11,456 --> 01:51:13,292
{\an8}You got to live and give
2310
01:51:13,458 --> 01:51:15,127
{\an8}Share and care
2311
01:51:15,294 --> 01:51:17,963
{\an8}Really put some love in the air
2312
01:51:20,465 --> 01:51:24,178
{\an8}When your neighbor's down
got to pick him up
2313
01:51:24,344 --> 01:51:27,306
{\an8}Nobody can live in despair
2314
01:51:28,682 --> 01:51:32,352
{\an8}Everybody let's sing, sing, sing
2315
01:51:32,519 --> 01:51:34,354
{\an8}Let freedom ring
2316
01:51:34,521 --> 01:51:35,801
{\an8}Everybody let's sing, sing, sing
2317
01:51:35,898 --> 01:51:37,065
{\an8}Everybody, let's...
2318
01:51:37,232 --> 01:51:40,444
{\an8}Let's all pitch in do our thing
2319
01:51:40,819 --> 01:51:43,530
{\an8}Make a better world to live in
2320
01:51:44,907 --> 01:51:48,368
{\an8}Everybody let's sing, sing, sing
2321
01:51:48,535 --> 01:51:49,703
{\an8}Let freedom ring
2322
01:51:49,870 --> 01:51:51,955
{\an8}Everybody let's sing, sing, sing
2323
01:51:52,122 --> 01:51:53,332
{\an8}Everybody, let's...
2324
01:51:53,498 --> 01:51:56,919
{\an8}Let's all pitch in do our thing
2325
01:51:57,085 --> 01:51:59,046
{\an8}Make a better world to live in
2326
01:51:59,213 --> 01:52:00,714
(SINGING)
2327
01:52:00,881 --> 01:52:02,382
BOY 1: "D" tent.
2328
01:52:02,549 --> 01:52:03,860
Oh, that's what we're doing,
we're singing.
2329
01:52:03,884 --> 01:52:05,302
(SINGING) Oh
2330
01:52:05,469 --> 01:52:07,864
BOY 2: Y'all don't know nothing
about this. Watch me. Watch me.
2331
01:52:07,888 --> 01:52:08,889
Come on. Come on.
2332
01:52:09,056 --> 01:52:10,140
Prove yourself.
2333
01:52:10,307 --> 01:52:12,768
(SINGING)
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2334
01:52:12,935 --> 01:52:14,394
Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2335
01:52:14,561 --> 01:52:15,562
{\an8}Oh
2336
01:52:15,729 --> 01:52:17,898
{\an8}Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2337
01:52:18,065 --> 01:52:19,733
{\an8}Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2338
01:52:19,900 --> 01:52:20,901
{\an8}Oh
2339
01:52:21,068 --> 01:52:23,237
{\an8}Two suits
two tokens in hand
2340
01:52:23,403 --> 01:52:26,114
{\an8}I got no respect
'cause I'm the new man
2341
01:52:26,240 --> 01:52:28,659
{\an8}Got my shovel,
shoes full of sand
2342
01:52:28,825 --> 01:52:31,703
{\an8}Check out the tag
the name is "Caveman," Unh
2343
01:52:31,870 --> 01:52:34,331
{\an8}Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2344
01:52:34,498 --> 01:52:35,916
{\an8}Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2345
01:52:36,083 --> 01:52:37,084
{\an8}Oh
2346
01:52:37,251 --> 01:52:39,753
{\an8}Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2347
01:52:39,920 --> 01:52:42,005
{\an8}Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2348
01:52:42,172 --> 01:52:44,675
{\an8}Take a bad boy
make him dig five feet
2349
01:52:44,841 --> 01:52:47,052
{\an8}The dirt in these shovels
will give us a beat
2350
01:52:47,219 --> 01:52:49,930
{\an8}Okay, you gotta find something
never found before
2351
01:52:50,097 --> 01:52:52,933
If not, we'll just have to dig some more
2352
01:52:53,100 --> 01:52:56,019
Na-na na-na na-na-na-na
2353
01:52:56,186 --> 01:52:58,605
Na-na na-na na-na-na-na
2354
01:52:58,772 --> 01:53:01,400
Na-na na-na na-na-na-na
2355
01:53:01,566 --> 01:53:02,943
Na-na na-na
2356
01:53:03,110 --> 01:53:04,111
Oh
2357
01:53:04,278 --> 01:53:06,738
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2358
01:53:06,905 --> 01:53:08,407
Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2359
01:53:08,573 --> 01:53:09,574
Oh
2360
01:53:09,741 --> 01:53:12,119
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2361
01:53:12,286 --> 01:53:13,829
Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2362
01:53:13,996 --> 01:53:14,997
Oh
2363
01:53:15,163 --> 01:53:17,541
- You got to go and dig those holes
- Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2364
01:53:17,708 --> 01:53:19,960
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2365
01:53:20,127 --> 01:53:22,963
- You got to go and dig those holes
- Dig it, oh-oh oh, dig it
2366
01:53:23,130 --> 01:53:25,132
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeah
2367
01:53:25,299 --> 01:53:27,801
Your eyes may blister
Your muscles, they sore
2368
01:53:27,968 --> 01:53:30,345
You want a break
knock on the Warden's door
2369
01:53:30,512 --> 01:53:32,973
Uh-huh
2370
01:53:33,140 --> 01:53:36,101
Uh-huh
2371
01:53:36,268 --> 01:53:38,812
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2372
01:53:38,979 --> 01:53:40,772
Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2373
01:53:40,939 --> 01:53:41,940
Oh
2374
01:53:42,107 --> 01:53:44,484
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2375
01:53:44,651 --> 01:53:46,028
Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2376
01:53:46,194 --> 01:53:47,195
Oh
2377
01:53:47,362 --> 01:53:49,531
A-r-m-p-i to the "t"
2378
01:53:49,698 --> 01:53:52,159
What is that you're smelling?
Dawg, that's me
2379
01:53:52,326 --> 01:53:54,870
I don't take showers
and I don't brush my teeth
2380
01:53:55,037 --> 01:53:57,664
That's all I do is dig holes,
eat, and sleep
2381
01:53:57,831 --> 01:53:59,916
There is no late there is no shade
2382
01:54:00,083 --> 01:54:01,376
There is no place to hide
2383
01:54:01,543 --> 01:54:03,045
So just sit and wait to fry
2384
01:54:03,211 --> 01:54:07,215
You got to go and dig those holes
2385
01:54:08,925 --> 01:54:11,511
Na-na na-na na-na-na-na
2386
01:54:11,678 --> 01:54:13,055
Na-na na-na
2387
01:54:13,221 --> 01:54:14,222
Oh
2388
01:54:14,389 --> 01:54:16,475
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2389
01:54:16,641 --> 01:54:18,393
Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2390
01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:19,561
Oh
2391
01:54:19,728 --> 01:54:21,897
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2392
01:54:22,064 --> 01:54:23,523
Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2393
01:54:23,690 --> 01:54:24,691
Oh
2394
01:54:24,858 --> 01:54:27,253
- Wake up in the morning before the sun
- Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2395
01:54:27,277 --> 01:54:28,796
Keep digging that hole
till the day is done
2396
01:54:28,820 --> 01:54:29,988
Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2397
01:54:30,155 --> 01:54:32,592
- Wake up in the morning before the sun
- Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2398
01:54:32,616 --> 01:54:34,052
Keep digging that hole
till the day is done
2399
01:54:34,076 --> 01:54:35,369
Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2400
01:54:35,535 --> 01:54:38,413
- You got to go and dig those holes
- Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2401
01:54:38,580 --> 01:54:40,749
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2402
01:54:40,916 --> 01:54:44,002
- You got to go and dig those holes
- Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2403
01:54:44,169 --> 01:54:46,380
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2404
01:54:46,546 --> 01:54:49,216
Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
2405
01:54:49,383 --> 01:54:51,551
Dig it, oh-oh-oh
2406
01:55:09,569 --> 01:55:12,406
(SINGING)
The old man's been stealing
2407
01:55:13,698 --> 01:55:18,370
She's holding a grievance
for a hundred-odd years
2408
01:55:18,537 --> 01:55:20,872
We all keep believing
2409
01:55:22,707 --> 01:55:27,546
That history repeats itself
year after year
2410
01:55:27,712 --> 01:55:31,800
All I fear is that the future is worse
2411
01:55:31,967 --> 01:55:36,430
We have to give in
to a hundred-year curse
2412
01:55:36,596 --> 01:55:41,059
Sweat in the sun
like we're digging a grave
2413
01:55:41,226 --> 01:55:45,355
Dig deep enough
and our fortune we'll save
2414
01:55:45,480 --> 01:55:49,693
"If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs
2415
01:55:49,901 --> 01:55:54,156
"The bark on the trees was
as soft as the skies"
2416
01:55:54,322 --> 01:55:58,910
As the wolf waits below
hungry and lonely
2417
01:55:59,077 --> 01:56:03,415
He cries to the moon, "If only, if only"
2418
01:56:03,582 --> 01:56:07,919
Chasing the skirt of a beautiful wife
2419
01:56:08,086 --> 01:56:11,798
You'll make mistakes
and it's my back that breaks
2420
01:56:11,965 --> 01:56:16,303
And forever my past steals my life
2421
01:56:16,470 --> 01:56:18,597
To submission I'm beat
2422
01:56:18,763 --> 01:56:21,558
But there's hope beneath these feet
2423
01:56:21,725 --> 01:56:25,687
Blisters and blood
and the sun makes you blind
2424
01:56:25,854 --> 01:56:30,192
You don't let it eat you
can't help but be kind
2425
01:56:30,358 --> 01:56:31,985
'cause you know what's important
2426
01:56:32,152 --> 01:56:34,654
With your back to the wall
2427
01:56:34,821 --> 01:56:36,490
You can break metal chains
2428
01:56:36,656 --> 01:56:39,242
You and your friends won't let you fall
2429
01:56:39,409 --> 01:56:43,663
"If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs
2430
01:56:43,830 --> 01:56:48,168
"The bark on the trees
was as soft as the skies"
2431
01:56:48,335 --> 01:56:52,672
As the wolf waits below
hungry and lonely
2432
01:56:52,839 --> 01:56:56,927
He cries to the moon, "if only, if only"
2433
01:56:59,346 --> 01:57:01,115
(IMITATING MADAME ZERONI)
But if you forget to
2434
01:57:01,139 --> 01:57:03,266
come back for Madame Zeroni,
2435
01:57:03,433 --> 01:57:06,144
you and your family will be cursed
2436
01:57:06,561 --> 01:57:08,980
for always and eternity.
2436
01:57:09,305 --> 01:58:09,711
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