1
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074
2
00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:56,013
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa-o-o
3
00:00:56,180 --> 00:01:01,561
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa-o-o-o
4
00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,481
♪ Pussycat, pussycat
5
00:01:05,606 --> 00:01:11,237
♪ I've got flowers
and lots of hours to spend with you
6
00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:17,326
♪ So go and powder
your cute little pussycat nose
7
00:01:17,451 --> 00:01:21,205
♪ Pussycat, pussycat, I love you
8
00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:25,001
♪ Yes, I do
9
00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:28,379
♪ You and your pussycat nose
10
00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:33,050
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa-o-o
11
00:01:33,217 --> 00:01:37,597
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa-o-o-o
12
00:01:40,808 --> 00:01:42,685
♪ Pussycat, pussycat
13
00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:48,441
♪ You're delicious
and if my wishes can all come true
14
00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:54,530
♪ I'll soon be kissing
your sweet little pussycat lips
15
00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:58,409
♪ Pussycat, pussycat, I love you
16
00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:02,163
♪ Yes, I do
17
00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,874
♪ You and your pussycat lips
18
00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,334
♪ Whoa-o-o
19
00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,919
♪ You and your pussycat eyes
20
00:02:09,086 --> 00:02:10,171
♪ Whoa-o-o
21
00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:17,136
♪ You and your pussycat nose
22
00:02:17,553 --> 00:02:20,222
- Who is she?
- Get into the kitchen!
23
00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:24,477
- Adulterer!
- You're a monster!
24
00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:28,439
Swine! Who is she?
25
00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:31,942
Anna! I have told you never
to bother me here at work!
26
00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:34,195
Who is she?
27
00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,990
We have been through all that.
Get into the kitchen!
28
00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:42,453
- Why didn't you come home?
- Leave me alone, I'm trying to work.
29
00:02:42,578 --> 00:02:46,082
- Is she prettier than me?
- Is she prettier than you?
30
00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:49,418
- I am prettier than you!
- Oh! No!
31
00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:56,342
- Lipstick on your shirt!
- Well, nobody's perfect.
32
00:02:56,467 --> 00:03:00,137
- I know she's not the first!
33
00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,683
I hate you!
34
00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:06,143
I hate you!
35
00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:10,022
I've hated you from the moment
I first married you.
36
00:03:10,147 --> 00:03:14,402
- You're a grotesque!
- Lascivious adulterer!
37
00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:18,781
Don't you dare call me that again
until I have looked it up!
38
00:03:18,906 --> 00:03:21,450
Adulterer! Adulterer!
39
00:03:21,617 --> 00:03:23,661
Lascivious adulterer!
40
00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:26,747
Silence when you're shouting at me!
41
00:03:26,872 --> 00:03:29,041
Lascivious adulterer. Lasciv...
42
00:03:29,166 --> 00:03:33,462
"Lascivious adulterer is a man
that is a lascivious adulterer."
43
00:03:33,587 --> 00:03:38,592
What kind of book is that? You are
a monster and a monster, in that order.
44
00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:42,513
Fritz plays around with the floozies!
45
00:03:42,638 --> 00:03:46,142
Swine! Get out of my office!
46
00:03:53,315 --> 00:03:55,943
I'll break every bone in your ox's body.
47
00:03:56,068 --> 00:03:58,320
Vermin!
48
00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:01,198
Do you realise I could slay you
any moment I like?
49
00:04:01,323 --> 00:04:05,911
- Pig!
- Using the great Burt's judo method.
50
00:04:06,036 --> 00:04:08,080
Argh... Agh.
51
00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:12,376
- Ooh!
- Argh!
52
00:04:15,212 --> 00:04:19,049
Get out of here.
We'll finish this later.
53
00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:23,554
Don't be a bit surprised if I take
the children and leave for good.
54
00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:30,936
That great, rotten, stinking hulk of...
55
00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:34,231
Rotten, rotten, rotten pig!
56
00:04:34,356 --> 00:04:37,735
Fat, great, stinking rotten... I hate you!
57
00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:41,530
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
58
00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,911
Good afternoon. Am I late?
59
00:04:47,828 --> 00:04:51,415
No, as a matter of fact
you are just on time.
60
00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:57,922
Come, come. Make yourself
nice and comfortable. We will begin.
61
00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:04,720
Women have always been
a big problem to me, Dr Fassbender.
62
00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:09,975
- Are you listening, Doctor?
- Yes, yes, yes. Go on, go on, go on.
63
00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:15,856
The first woman I had a crush on
was my schoolteacher.
64
00:05:15,981 --> 00:05:20,444
- Miss Marks.
- That's a perfectly normal occurrence.
65
00:05:24,114 --> 00:05:27,952
Did you read the essay I wrote
on my summer holidays?
66
00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:33,582
Yes, I did. I thought it was
the most moving piece I'd ever read.
67
00:05:33,707 --> 00:05:38,587
I hope you noticed
I dedicated it to you, Miss Marks.
68
00:05:38,712 --> 00:05:40,881
Call me Tandalaya.
69
00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:47,304
Oh, Michael, this can't work.
I'm 34 and you're 12.
70
00:05:47,471 --> 00:05:49,557
Don't be negative.
71
00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:53,519
Oh, Michael.
Michael, what's to become of us?
72
00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:56,522
And what did become?
73
00:05:56,647 --> 00:06:00,609
She lost her licence and I failed English.
74
00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:04,530
Can I tell you what
I once did in a Latvian brothel?
75
00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:06,949
- Later.
- Oh.
76
00:06:07,074 --> 00:06:13,414
My second experience with a woman
was no picnic either. It was at high school.
77
00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:17,793
What did I do? What did I do? What
did I do? Someone tell me what I did.
78
00:06:17,918 --> 00:06:20,254
What did I do? Tell me What I did.
79
00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:24,425
Jenny! Will you tell me what I did?
Will you tell me, please, what I did?
80
00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:27,887
What am I supposed to have done?
What have I done?
81
00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:32,683
It's no use looking like the Day
of Judgment unless you tell me. Tell me!
82
00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:37,688
- And did you do it?
- I was untutored in these matters.
83
00:06:37,813 --> 00:06:41,775
And women have always
overcome my basic shyness.
84
00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:45,529
But you had a perfectly normal
sexual life at college?
85
00:06:45,654 --> 00:06:48,365
Normal? It was frightening.
86
00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:52,411
I was captain of the debating team,
do you see?
87
00:06:52,536 --> 00:06:56,957
I was competing for the interscholastic
championship by debating a Miss Pringle
88
00:06:57,082 --> 00:07:00,669
on the effects of socialised medicine
on the British economy.
89
00:07:00,794 --> 00:07:03,881
- And what happened?
- I convinced her.
90
00:07:04,548 --> 00:07:07,885
Love is not to be found,
91
00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:10,346
is not to be taken.
92
00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,681
It is to be given.
93
00:07:12,806 --> 00:07:17,645
You may despise simple faith.
But what is simple faith but healing?
94
00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,940
Abandon notions of socialised medicine.
What is it?
95
00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:25,277
Medicine does not belong
to the Hypocritic oath... Oh!
96
00:07:25,861 --> 00:07:28,906
And when did all this come to an end?
97
00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:32,993
It didn't come to an end.
That's the point.
98
00:07:33,118 --> 00:07:36,914
My job is a lecher's dream.
99
00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:41,418
Feature editor for
a big fashion magazine in Paris.
100
00:07:42,127 --> 00:07:44,755
The receptionist is beautiful.
101
00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,882
- Good morning, Mr James.
- Good morning.
102
00:07:47,007 --> 00:07:49,051
The copywriters are beautiful.
103
00:07:49,176 --> 00:07:51,011
Bonjour, Monsieur James.
104
00:07:51,136 --> 00:07:53,555
- Bonjour, Monsieur James.
- Bonjour.
105
00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:57,685
The secretaries are beautiful.
And the models!
106
00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,437
- What about the models?
- Oh, my gawd.
107
00:08:00,562 --> 00:08:04,775
- Good morning, Mr James.
- Good morning.
108
00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:07,152
- Good morning.
- Good morning, Mr James.
109
00:08:07,277 --> 00:08:09,321
Oh, hello, Gladys.
110
00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:19,248
Can you imagine what it feels like
to be in close contact every day
111
00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:22,918
with the world's most gorgeous women?
And what can I do?
112
00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:25,129
I can't say no.
113
00:08:25,295 --> 00:08:27,756
And why should I say no?
I love it, do you hear?
114
00:08:27,923 --> 00:08:30,759
I love every second of it.
115
00:08:33,178 --> 00:08:37,433
That's how it's always been with me.
A little pleasure, a little pain,
116
00:08:37,599 --> 00:08:41,061
but always back to the ladies.
117
00:08:41,228 --> 00:08:44,148
So what is your problem?
118
00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:47,609
Carole. I met her at a language school.
119
00:08:47,776 --> 00:08:52,531
She wants to get married
and I'm afraid to commit myself.
120
00:08:56,243 --> 00:08:59,079
- Do you love her?
- Oh, surely.
121
00:08:59,204 --> 00:09:00,372
Mm.
122
00:09:00,497 --> 00:09:06,628
But you are afraid to marry her because
you are not ready to give up other women.
123
00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:09,339
Quite right.
124
00:09:09,506 --> 00:09:13,010
Then why don't you marry her and cheat?
125
00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:16,305
That's exactly what I want to avoid.
That's why I came to you.
126
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:19,767
I respect her too much
to do anything like that.
127
00:09:19,933 --> 00:09:24,063
I think that, with you, sex is a sport, ja?
128
00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:28,400
Oh, yes. I love the... the smell of perfume,
129
00:09:28,525 --> 00:09:33,405
and the thrill of the chase
and the moment of conquest.
130
00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:38,160
- I like thighs. Do you like thighs?
- Mm.
131
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:42,206
Look, I know you'll
think this is crazy, but...
132
00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:47,127
when the light hits me
in a certain direction, I'm... handsome.
133
00:09:47,294 --> 00:09:48,712
Oh.
134
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:53,175
Listen, I'll see you next Friday.
I've got phone calls to make.
135
00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:55,385
I've only been here 15 minutes.
136
00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:59,014
I can't take more than 15 minutes
of your sex life at one time.
137
00:09:59,139 --> 00:10:03,060
Look, why don't you come
to some of my group analysis meetings?
138
00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:07,815
Maybe if there's other people around
it's going to be easier for both of us.
139
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:12,528
Hello, Zsa Zsa? This is Fritz.
How are you, my little flesh pudding?
140
00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:15,447
Hold on.
Listen, you'll like this group analysis.
141
00:10:15,572 --> 00:10:18,867
It's a real freak show.
If it gets dull, we sing songs.
142
00:10:18,992 --> 00:10:20,786
Oh.
143
00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:24,039
Do you think it'll help?
I'll do anything to achieve Carole.
144
00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:29,211
Well, if it fails we will try something else.
I use all kinds of unorthodox methods.
145
00:10:29,336 --> 00:10:33,215
For example, I have had great success
shutting people in dark closets.
146
00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:34,591
Really?
147
00:10:34,716 --> 00:10:39,429
See you at the next meeting.
Bring with you 500 francs.
148
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:46,353
Hello, my little laxative.
This is baby Fritzy here.
149
00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:48,438
He must be a genius.
150
00:11:29,813 --> 00:11:31,064
Victor!
151
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,066
Oh, Victor!
152
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:36,612
- Michael James, Tempest O'Brien.
- How do you do?
153
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:40,741
- She adores me.
- He's cheating because I won last night.
154
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:45,662
Strip chess. She had me down to
my shorts and I fainted from tension.
155
00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:48,040
I want a drink.
156
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,173
- Absinthe.
- Coffee.
157
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,675
Mineral water.
158
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:04,848
- How's Carole?
- Did you find a job?
159
00:12:05,515 --> 00:12:09,603
I got something at the striptease.
I help the girls dress and undress.
160
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:11,772
- Nice job.
- 20 francs a week.
161
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:15,817
- Not very much.
- It's all I can afford.
162
00:12:16,526 --> 00:12:17,819
How's Carole?
163
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:23,700
It's funny. When the light hits you
a certain way you're so handsome.
164
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:07,202
♪ I was born in Boston city...
165
00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:09,871
- Michael?
- Hello, pussycat.
166
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,208
Pussycat, I love you.
167
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,797
Thank you for another pot of flowers.
168
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,925
Shall I get dressed?
169
00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:24,511
Or is it foreign-movie time?
170
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:27,306
Foreign-movie time.
171
00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:30,809
You're a monster.
172
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:33,353
- Me? I'm not a monster.
- Yes, you are.
173
00:13:33,478 --> 00:13:36,732
I'm your nice warm lover.
174
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,985
- What did you do today?
- Nothing. I slept.
175
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:43,613
Do you know that people
sleep away a third of their lives?
176
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:47,326
If a man lives to be 75
it means he sleeps for 25 years.
177
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,787
You know what it means
to sleep for 25 years?
178
00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:54,458
It means you wake up
with a shocking headache.
179
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,085
Michael?
I have to have a talk with you.
180
00:13:57,210 --> 00:14:00,255
- What about?
- Us.
181
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,716
- Us?
- Yeah.
182
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:07,429
That's a very touchy topic.
Because you get personal and start to hit.
183
00:14:07,554 --> 00:14:10,766
There's no reason why
two people can't discuss marriage
184
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:13,018
without turning it into a Third World War!
185
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:18,273
We've discussed it a thousand times
and you know my view. I'm a fascist.
186
00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:22,903
- Now, I have to go home and change.
- But, pussycat, you live upstairs!
187
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:28,116
I have to open your door, climb a flight
of stairs, open my door. It all takes time.
188
00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:33,330
My parents are coming next week. They
want to know when we're getting married.
189
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,832
My mother writes every week and asks.
190
00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:39,002
Hemingway began as a journalist
and he broke away.
191
00:14:39,127 --> 00:14:44,758
- I want to get serious, plan a real future.
- I hoped this job would be temporary.
192
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:47,094
My friends are married.
They seem happy.
193
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:51,765
- I know there's a novel in me.
- No one's sure. It's time to decide.
194
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:55,936
Even if it's a bad novel.
I've got to make a start.
195
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,271
If you're not sure now, you'll never be.
196
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,942
The worst curse in the world
is to be mediocre.
197
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:06,029
- You're not listening to me!
- I am listening indeed!
198
00:15:06,154 --> 00:15:10,700
Now, listen to me, pussycat.
Times are hard... and I'm in a hurry.
199
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,829
- You...!
- I have an appointment.
200
00:15:13,995 --> 00:15:17,499
If you can't be more definite,
then we should stop seeing each other.
201
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:22,796
- I'm not ready for marriage.
- But how can you say you love me?
202
00:15:24,339 --> 00:15:26,758
Because I do.
203
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:32,055
It wouldn't be fair to marry you now,
do you see?
204
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:37,936
I've got a lot of wildness and fun
to get out of my system.
205
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,605
You know, when we marry,
we give up fun.
206
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:44,609
- You always have an excuse.
- Ah, pussycat.
207
00:15:44,776 --> 00:15:48,572
We're children, you and I.
Now's the time to live and experiment.
208
00:15:48,738 --> 00:15:51,283
Marriage is for life.
It's like cement.
209
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,702
But at that rate it would drift on forever.
210
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:58,165
We had this conversation six months ago
and I don't see anything changed.
211
00:15:58,331 --> 00:16:02,377
When are you old enough to assume
the responsibility of marriage? At 25?
212
00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:05,046
26? 28? 32?
213
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:09,342
- 65? 89? 90? 97? 103?
- You're hysterical!
214
00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:13,013
- Every time I don't agree I'm hysterical.
- Pull yourself together.
215
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,931
No.
216
00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:22,898
- Give me the keys. Give me the keys.
- No, take a cab.
217
00:16:23,064 --> 00:16:26,735
I don't wish to take a key.
I want my car cabs.
218
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,112
I need the keys... uh, the car.
219
00:16:29,237 --> 00:16:31,364
- You've made up your horrid mind?
- Yes.
220
00:16:31,531 --> 00:16:34,451
I shall walk!
It's better for the heart anyway. Taxi!
221
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:38,705
All right. But don't...
Don't say I didn't warn you.
222
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,220
Scotch.
223
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,938
Oh, excuse me.
Haven't you seen me somewhere before?
224
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:06,316
I know the name
but I can't remember the face.
225
00:17:06,441 --> 00:17:08,693
- Oh, California sometime.
226
00:17:08,818 --> 00:17:11,905
- Give my regards to whatshername.
- Yeah.
227
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,759
Pussycat?
228
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:34,719
Mr James!
229
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,847
What are you, uh, doing here?
230
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:41,643
- I'm paid to come here.
- You're paid to come here?
231
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:45,814
- Yes, m-m-my magazine, you see.
- Yes, yes.
232
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:51,194
- And what are you doing here?
- What... am... I... doing... here?
233
00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:52,320
Um...
234
00:17:52,445 --> 00:17:56,116
I am here as, uh...
I'm here as a scientist, you know?
235
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,369
- Aha.
- I'm here as a scientist.
236
00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:02,289
Plumbing the depths of the soul.
237
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,791
Doing a bit of plumbing?
238
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,419
Yes, yes. I, uh...
239
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,045
Oh!
240
00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:13,008
- Ah!
- Oh!
241
00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:19,055
I was so interested,
you know, in your case.
242
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:24,519
Intrigued me immensely, those things
that you told me about, what happens.
243
00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:26,605
I, uh...
244
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:31,443
Well, I freely admit it,
I, uh, decided to follow you here.
245
00:18:36,906 --> 00:18:42,454
If you followed me here, how did you
contrive to be here before me?
246
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:48,084
I followed you... very fast.
247
00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,336
Ah.
248
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,922
Look, a point I've noticed, scientifically,
249
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,843
is that stripping is not sexy.
250
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:59,262
No, not in the slightest.
251
00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:01,973
I can speak with a certain authority on this
252
00:19:02,098 --> 00:19:07,103
because I've seen this show
a hundred times.
253
00:19:08,104 --> 00:19:11,274
- You've seen this a hundred times?
- Mm.
254
00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:16,529
Then admit it, Mr James. Admit you
come here merely searching for love.
255
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,991
- I admit it.
- Well, I'm glad you admitted it.
256
00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:25,288
Otherwise I'd have had to lock you
in a dark closet, you naughty man.
257
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,625
Oh, that's beautiful.
258
00:19:42,722 --> 00:19:47,477
Victor, give me a hand
with my arm our, will you, please?
259
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,523
That's the back, you fool! Ooh! Oh!
260
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,066
Sorry.
261
00:19:53,191 --> 00:19:55,318
Did I hurt you?
262
00:19:55,443 --> 00:19:57,487
Yes, I am, I'm going.
263
00:19:57,612 --> 00:20:01,741
I have tickets Saturday night
to a Lautrec exhibition.
264
00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:05,245
Toulouse-Lautrec.
One of my favourite small men.
265
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,039
- Where's my robe?
- He's one of my favourite painters.
266
00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:10,750
- This is the back.
- I'm sorry.
267
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:18,216
You would appreciate Lautrec.
He has a very sensitive line.
268
00:20:18,341 --> 00:20:21,886
Used colour very sparingly
but made a point with line.
269
00:20:22,011 --> 00:20:24,013
The helmet.
270
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:28,476
Victor, Victor, will you help me
with my veil, please?
271
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:31,563
Saturday night, I have tickets
to a Lautrec exhibition.
272
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:35,942
- He was a marvellous painter.
- I'm busy Saturday night. Hurry up.
273
00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:39,946
- Do you like Lautrec at all?
- You've put it the wrong way around.
274
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:42,490
- He's short, but fun.
- Let me do it alone.
275
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:44,993
I'm sorry, they're all boys in my family.
276
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:51,166
And now, the Crazy Horse
presents Mademoiselle Liz... Bien.
277
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:44,719
Pussycat.
278
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,891
♪ Hear your name and I'd start to cry
279
00:21:50,016 --> 00:21:56,397
♪ There is just no getting over you
280
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,651
♪ The girl who's in my little red book
281
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:04,072
♪ Just never could replace your love
282
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:09,661
♪ And each girl in my little red book
knows you're the one I'm thinkin' of
283
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:13,873
♪ Won't you please come back to me?
284
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:18,545
♪ Without your precious love
I can't go on
285
00:22:18,711 --> 00:22:21,548
♪ Where can you be?
286
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:23,800
♪ I need you so much
287
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,636
♪ All I do is to talk about you
288
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:29,472
♪ Hear your name and I start to cry
289
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:33,184
♪ There is just no getting over you
290
00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:37,313
♪ Oh-oh-oh
291
00:22:50,326 --> 00:22:53,746
♪ Won't you please come back to me?
292
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:59,127
♪ Without your precious love
I can't go on
293
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:02,589
♪ Where can you be?
294
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,424
♪ I need you so much
295
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:07,302
♪ All I do is to talk about you
296
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:10,096
♪ Hear your name and I start to cry
297
00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:15,560
♪ There is just no getting over you
298
00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:18,354
♪ All I do is to talk about you
299
00:23:18,521 --> 00:23:21,190
♪ Hear your name and I start to cry...
300
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,277
Ah!
301
00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:29,824
You're working here? There's something
exciting about a place like this after hours.
302
00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:33,703
The empty seats
and the smell of greasepaint.
303
00:23:53,139 --> 00:23:55,975
- What is that?
- I dunno. Probably just a short.
304
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,353
What is it?
305
00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:01,731
I don't know, but I don't want
to be here when it gets hungry.
306
00:24:01,856 --> 00:24:04,859
- Victor, I'm scared.
- Don't panic, it may be nothing.
307
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:09,739
- You can panic now.
- Let's get out of here, quick.
308
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:27,715
My wife, I'll kill her!
I'll kill my wife!
309
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,426
Pardon me, drunk,
but you can't come in here.
310
00:24:30,593 --> 00:24:35,556
She makes a fool of me,
she makes a fool... I kill her! I kill him!
311
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:41,688
Why don't you go home and sleep it off?
312
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,148
She cheats with him.
313
00:24:44,273 --> 00:24:46,275
I kill him! I kill him!
314
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,861
- But who is he?
- Everybody!
315
00:24:49,862 --> 00:24:55,326
She cheats with everybody!
I kill everybody! Everybody... everybody.
316
00:24:55,451 --> 00:24:57,203
Poor man.
317
00:24:57,328 --> 00:25:00,623
Why does everyone have
so much trouble with being in love?
318
00:25:00,748 --> 00:25:06,546
It never seems to work. You love me
and I love... I love Michael and...
319
00:25:10,591 --> 00:25:13,094
Oh, Victor, I'm so mixed up.
320
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:18,141
♪ I feel... marvellous
321
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,643
♪ I feel... marvellous...
322
00:25:27,316 --> 00:25:32,447
- I adore the way you dance.
- And I adore the way you look tonight.
323
00:25:33,364 --> 00:25:36,951
- I've only got vodka.
- Oh, vodka. Vodka's fine.
324
00:25:37,076 --> 00:25:39,370
When it comes to liquor, I'm a health nut.
325
00:25:39,495 --> 00:25:44,667
I drink a lot of gin and wheat germ.
Regular vodka and gluten.
326
00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:48,671
- Please don't.
- Why not?
327
00:25:48,796 --> 00:25:52,216
- You came here to hear my poems.
- I did?
328
00:25:52,341 --> 00:25:57,597
Oh, I did! Yes, surely.
But you've been so affectionate, pussycat.
329
00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:01,517
- You're on my foot!
- Oh, I beg your pardon.
330
00:26:01,642 --> 00:26:04,812
- It's all right.
- But I want to hear your poems.
331
00:26:04,937 --> 00:26:07,231
Oh, all right. But behave.
332
00:26:07,356 --> 00:26:10,610
Yes, sure. I love erotic poems.
333
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:13,196
Oh, it's not erotic, it's political.
334
00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,364
- Is it?
- Mm-hm.
335
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:19,494
Oh, yeah.
336
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:23,915
I wrote this at Hillside Hospital,
just after my fourth nervous breakdown.
337
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,584
Two, three, four.
338
00:26:26,709 --> 00:26:29,295
"Who killed Charlie Parker?"
339
00:26:30,379 --> 00:26:33,049
"You did. You... rat."
340
00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:35,718
I dedicate this next poem...
341
00:26:35,843 --> 00:26:38,513
Well, it's been an interesting evening...
342
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:41,891
Please... don't go.
343
00:26:42,016 --> 00:26:43,351
No?
344
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:48,314
I'm beginning to grow
extremely fond of you.
345
00:26:48,439 --> 00:26:51,359
I get attached to people very quickly.
346
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:55,113
I'm a woman who can experience things
really deeply for the first time.
347
00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:58,074
Well, I don't fall in love easily either.
348
00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:02,787
I believe in adventure
and experimentation and no attachments.
349
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:06,165
- Oh, I love that in a man.
-Ah. Well...
350
00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:12,505
I'm one for marriage, though. But I believe
only after two people have lived together...
351
00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:16,759
Intimacy before final involvement.
352
00:27:16,884 --> 00:27:19,679
Yes, how true. How true.
353
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,974
Why are we reading all the poems?
I know a poem too.
354
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:24,183
Mm?
355
00:27:24,308 --> 00:27:26,561
"Had we but world enough, and time,
356
00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:30,898
This coyness, Lady, were no crime."
357
00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:32,275
Ah.
358
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,111
One more poem...
359
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,365
and you can do with me what you want.
360
00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:43,786
- Victor, can I have a drink?
- Sure, what would you like?
361
00:27:43,911 --> 00:27:48,958
A triple Scotch on the rocks.
Sometimes a drink will loosen me up.
362
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:53,671
- You have got something to eat?
- Some, uh, some Fig Newtons.
363
00:27:53,796 --> 00:27:58,217
And some Hershey bars
and... some cough drops.
364
00:27:58,801 --> 00:28:02,513
- You got any tuna fish?
- Tuna fish... tuna fish...
365
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,516
Uh...
366
00:28:05,641 --> 00:28:10,104
I have...
I have some salmon salad left.
367
00:28:10,229 --> 00:28:12,857
What do you mean, "left"?
When did you make it?
368
00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:15,776
In April, but if you smother it
with pepper it's fine.
369
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:18,988
- What about an egg?
- An egg... Wait.
370
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,243
Uh, yes, I have...
371
00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:39,091
Oh!
372
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,636
You look... you look beautiful.
373
00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:44,472
I'm beginning to feel warm already.
374
00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:46,641
Thank you.
375
00:28:49,852 --> 00:28:51,896
Mm. Mm.
376
00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:55,358
Gee, I need a cigarette.
377
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:03,241
I think there's something sexy about
the way some men smoke cigarettes.
378
00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:08,663
Oh! I just burnt my finger.
379
00:29:08,829 --> 00:29:14,585
I'm going to go in the bathroom
and scream. I'll be out in a minute.
380
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,422
My finger!
381
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:33,145
- Victor!
- Forgive me, I...
382
00:29:33,312 --> 00:29:36,148
I saw your lips standing there.
383
00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:42,488
Why don't I go into the bedroom?
I wait for you in bed.
384
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:59,380
♪ Here I am
385
00:29:59,505 --> 00:30:02,383
♪ Here I stay
386
00:30:02,883 --> 00:30:06,470
♪ All of my life I'll be what you
387
00:30:06,637 --> 00:30:10,641
♪ Want me to be
388
00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,477
♪ All that I ask
389
00:30:13,602 --> 00:30:16,480
♪ Is that you just keep loving me
390
00:30:16,605 --> 00:30:19,150
Here I come, dear.
391
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:22,486
I'm all shaven.
392
00:30:22,653 --> 00:30:25,197
Everything's off.
393
00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:32,538
I'm here. Uh... I'm up here.
394
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:38,294
Dear? Uh, fragrance?
395
00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:46,302
Dear, are you OK? Is it...?
I'm going to get into the bed now.
396
00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:49,680
Dear! Come on, dear.
Let's go! Here I am!
397
00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:50,723
Um...
398
00:30:50,806 --> 00:30:51,807
What?
399
00:30:51,974 --> 00:30:53,809
Sweetheart?
400
00:30:53,976 --> 00:30:55,478
Here...
401
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,521
Carole?
402
00:30:57,646 --> 00:30:59,273
Um...
403
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,234
Are... are you asleep?
404
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,780
You're crumpled on the floor, right?
405
00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:09,116
All right. Good night!
406
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:21,754
Listen, we're strangers, fella.
Take it easy.
407
00:31:21,837 --> 00:31:26,050
Take...? I was sitting there quietly
and you jumped on top...
408
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:30,137
- How'd you like my poems?
- They're very beautiful and quite moving.
409
00:31:30,262 --> 00:31:35,643
Did you like the one about peaceful
coexistence, Ode To A Pacifist Junkie?
410
00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:39,146
- Yes. I thought it was very sexy.
- Oh.
411
00:31:39,271 --> 00:31:43,609
Actually, the poem wasn't about sex,
it was a plea for better housing.
412
00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:45,778
Now, look...
413
00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:49,323
I've got a sexual block.
It's a thing with me.
414
00:31:49,448 --> 00:31:51,951
I don't wish to cause you any conflict.
415
00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:57,498
No, no, you're perfectly right.
I must face up to the problem.
416
00:31:57,623 --> 00:32:00,960
I can't go on the rest of my life
being a semi-virgin.
417
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:05,965
What, in the name of all that's gracious,
is a semi-virgin?
418
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,592
Here, I'm a virgin.
In America, I'm not.
419
00:32:08,717 --> 00:32:12,221
What do they do?
Stamp it on your passport?
420
00:32:13,472 --> 00:32:16,183
- Now, listen to me.
- Uh-oh.
421
00:32:16,308 --> 00:32:18,686
I feel faint.
Excuse me for a minute.
422
00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:23,107
I'm going into the bathroom
to take an overdose of sleeping pills.
423
00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:32,074
I like you.
You're a nice, stable girl.
424
00:32:35,911 --> 00:32:38,581
She'll be all right.
There's nothing to worry about.
425
00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:43,210
I thought she was joking. It was all poems
and "Don't touch me". She's weird.
426
00:32:43,335 --> 00:32:47,506
They're only phenobarbital.
She only had a couple.
427
00:32:47,631 --> 00:32:50,134
She came out of the bathroom
and looked very odd
428
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:54,054
and I gave her a little...
nibble on the neck.
429
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,724
Like that, you see?
Then she fell on the floor.
430
00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:58,893
- A nibble?
- A nibble.
431
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:04,398
- How are you?
- Sorry about that. I got panicky.
432
00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:07,568
Mademoiselle Belmont
will stay overnight, OK?
433
00:33:07,693 --> 00:33:10,863
Oh, surely. Have a good night's pill.
434
00:33:37,264 --> 00:33:39,308
Pussycat?
435
00:33:43,479 --> 00:33:45,523
Pussycat?
436
00:33:48,275 --> 00:33:50,319
Carole?
437
00:33:51,695 --> 00:33:53,739
Miss Werner!
438
00:33:55,157 --> 00:33:57,201
Carole!
439
00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:03,249
Please repeat after me.
"The pen is blue."
440
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:05,459
The pen is blue.
441
00:34:06,418 --> 00:34:10,256
I go, she goes, we go, they go.
442
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:14,468
I go, she goes, we go, they go.
443
00:34:14,593 --> 00:34:17,513
Where were you last night?
That's all I want to know!
444
00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:22,226
- I told you not to visit when I'm at work.
- You didn't sleep in your room!
445
00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:25,479
Unless you're ready to get serious,
it's not your business.
446
00:34:25,604 --> 00:34:27,773
All right, we disagree.
Let's discuss it.
447
00:34:27,898 --> 00:34:31,235
- There is nothing to discuss!
- There is nothing to discuss.
448
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:35,656
- There is plenty to discuss.
- There is plenty to discuss.
449
00:34:35,781 --> 00:34:38,659
I am serious and you are not.
Don't feel obligated.
450
00:34:38,784 --> 00:34:42,746
- I love you, pussycat!
- I love you, pussycat.
451
00:34:42,871 --> 00:34:46,208
You've got a funny idea of love.
How do you treat people you hate?
452
00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:49,837
- It's different for a girl.
- It is not! It is not different!
453
00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:52,006
If you can run around, so can I.
454
00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:54,550
- You love me!
- You love me.
455
00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:57,261
I am tired of waiting.
I've got my own life to live.
456
00:34:57,386 --> 00:35:01,348
Oh, yes? OK, OK, you'll be sorry.
You'll be sorry.
457
00:35:01,473 --> 00:35:03,517
- Goodbye!
- Goodbye!
458
00:35:03,642 --> 00:35:06,729
- You'll see, you'll be sorry.
- Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
459
00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:07,688
Goodbye!
460
00:35:07,813 --> 00:35:10,649
All right!
Sleep where you want, see if I care.
461
00:35:10,774 --> 00:35:14,486
- I sure as hell will!
- I sure as hell will!
462
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:17,990
Oh! You bunch of parrots!
463
00:35:21,493 --> 00:35:25,164
Life is a strumpet
464
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:28,000
stained with wine.
465
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:31,712
"Go to, I'll no more on't;
it hath made me mad."
466
00:35:31,837 --> 00:35:36,550
"I say, we will have
no more marriages!"
467
00:35:36,675 --> 00:35:39,136
Isn't that Schiller?
468
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:42,139
- Shakespeare.
-Mm?
469
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,726
That man there
470
00:35:46,935 --> 00:35:50,981
is the finest man that ever breathed.
471
00:35:51,106 --> 00:35:53,442
- Who is?
- He is.
472
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,154
He is? Who's he?
473
00:35:58,197 --> 00:35:59,907
- Who's he?
- Mm.
474
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:03,077
I'll soon show you who he is.
475
00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:06,914
Hey! You must not strike me,
you naughty boy!
476
00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:10,626
You're my patient, that's who you are!
477
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:17,591
And, anyway, I can lick any Freudian
psychoanalyst that's in this house.
478
00:36:17,716 --> 00:36:20,803
An analyst? Then I need help.
479
00:36:20,969 --> 00:36:24,682
- Encore, la même chose.
- And for me, please.
480
00:36:24,848 --> 00:36:26,558
Carole. Carole.
481
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:28,811
I love her. She's beautiful.
482
00:36:28,977 --> 00:36:34,900
She wasn't in her apartment and I've tried
everything you said and it doesn't work.
483
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,944
- Liz.
- Mm, Liz?
484
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:40,906
She's a stripper. She's beautiful.
485
00:36:41,031 --> 00:36:45,077
And she's here on a bongo scholarship.
486
00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,371
Why don't you introduce me to her?
487
00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:51,291
I could be the man that sees
no one touches her for you.
488
00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:55,337
No, no, no. I need help. Help.
489
00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:59,091
Don't mention that word to me - "help".
490
00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:01,969
That is what I need. Help!
491
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:05,597
Oh, God, how I need that thing.
492
00:37:06,849 --> 00:37:10,102
Do you know that
I am in love with a patient?
493
00:37:10,185 --> 00:37:13,731
I am in love with a patient!
You got a minute?
494
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,900
- Surely.
- Let me tell you my story.
495
00:37:17,025 --> 00:37:19,069
Let me sit down.
496
00:37:23,615 --> 00:37:26,577
Carole is like a rose petal.
497
00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:28,787
She's so innocent.
498
00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:33,292
Can I tell you what happened
in my dream last night?
499
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:37,755
I shall sell matches
on the street corner.
500
00:37:39,214 --> 00:37:43,510
And I shall be
the first to buy them from you.
501
00:37:43,635 --> 00:37:45,679
Very civil.
502
00:37:47,055 --> 00:37:49,433
Miss Lefebvre.
503
00:37:49,558 --> 00:37:51,685
Miss Lefebvre!
504
00:37:51,810 --> 00:37:55,314
Every time she sees me she screams
505
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:58,525
because every time
she sees me I attack her.
506
00:37:58,650 --> 00:38:03,405
No. You must not attack her.
507
00:38:03,530 --> 00:38:06,200
You must woo her.
508
00:38:07,993 --> 00:38:10,329
- Woo her?
- Woo her.
509
00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:14,833
♪ Woo her...
510
00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:18,545
♪ In Vienna.
511
00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:24,468
You must stand underneath her window.
And I shall pretend to be you.
512
00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:27,262
And I shall pour your heart out.
513
00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:29,598
Oh!
514
00:38:29,723 --> 00:38:33,268
We shall halloo her name
515
00:38:33,393 --> 00:38:36,188
to the reverberant hills.
516
00:38:36,271 --> 00:38:38,065
Lefebvre!
517
00:38:38,273 --> 00:38:40,901
Lefebvre!
518
00:38:42,861 --> 00:38:44,947
You are, without doubt,
519
00:38:45,072 --> 00:38:49,535
one of the finest men
what ever breathed.
520
00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:53,372
Who is?
521
00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:55,082
Who is?
522
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:58,377
I'll soon show you...
523
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:00,546
who is.
524
00:39:01,421 --> 00:39:05,384
♪ Dear old pals
525
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:09,596
♪ Jolly old pals
526
00:39:09,721 --> 00:39:13,433
♪ Always together
527
00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:18,480
♪ In all kinds of weather
528
00:39:20,774 --> 00:39:23,277
Eins, zwei, drei.
529
00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:27,614
That's the one.
The third one, up there. That one.
530
00:39:27,739 --> 00:39:31,034
We must attract her attention.
531
00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:43,589
Direct hit!
532
00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:46,049
Who's there?
533
00:39:46,174 --> 00:39:50,846
"But, soft! What light from
yonder window breaks?"
534
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:56,727
Psst! "My darling, your face
is like the pale autumn moon."
535
00:39:56,852 --> 00:40:00,188
- You're joking?
- I'm not joking.
536
00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:03,317
- I can't say that!
- Why can't you say that?
537
00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:06,570
- It's ghastly!
- Did someone call me?
538
00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:13,368
I did! Your Apollo, god of the sun,
is calling his aphrodisiac.
539
00:40:13,493 --> 00:40:16,330
- I'm going to be sick.
- But who's there?
540
00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:20,500
My darling, your face
is like the pale autumn moon.
541
00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:23,420
My face is what? Now, who are you?
542
00:40:25,547 --> 00:40:30,636
- Help me. I love that woman!
- No wonder she thinks you're such a twit.
543
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,471
Who are you?
544
00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:36,099
Not addressing you, sir.
Would you kindly leave the étage?
545
00:40:36,224 --> 00:40:41,813
My darling, your face is like
the pale autumn moon. Your face...
546
00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:44,900
- Thank you!
- What did you say my face was?
547
00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:50,155
Your face is like the pale autumn moon!
Are you deaf?
548
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,159
Don't speak to her
like what you done, you rude man.
549
00:40:54,284 --> 00:40:56,954
Give her the nice things!
550
00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:59,873
What's going on there?
551
00:40:59,998 --> 00:41:03,961
- He's saying your face is like the moon.
- My face?
552
00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:09,883
Not your face, you idiot. The face
on the lady what's in the top tower!
553
00:41:10,008 --> 00:41:13,053
Will you shut up?
Come back to bed!
554
00:41:13,178 --> 00:41:16,932
Listen, whoever you are,
you are dull and I'm going in.
555
00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:20,435
- She's going in! Quick!
- We can't get any sleep!
556
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,230
Will you please shut up and go away!
557
00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:26,149
- Go home!
- And you, too! Shut up!
558
00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:29,987
Right! Everybody, inside!
559
00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:33,073
Trickle back to your truckle beds.
560
00:41:33,198 --> 00:41:36,159
Everybody, faites vos jeux.
561
00:41:36,284 --> 00:41:38,453
Ooh! Ah!
562
00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:44,543
Give her something romantic!
Say romantic things to her!
563
00:41:45,502 --> 00:41:51,341
Your name... is like a bell
that hangs in my heart.
564
00:41:52,426 --> 00:41:56,847
May it ring... and swing.
565
00:41:57,431 --> 00:41:59,224
Lefebvre!
566
00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:00,976
Lefebvre!
567
00:42:03,061 --> 00:42:09,234
Miss Lefebvre! Miss Lefebvre!
It's me, baby Fritz, and I love you!
568
00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:14,239
Police!
569
00:42:14,364 --> 00:42:15,991
Help, help!
570
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:18,577
Police!
571
00:42:32,716 --> 00:42:37,637
And now, group, whose emotional
problems shall we discuss today?
572
00:42:37,804 --> 00:42:40,307
- Me, me, me, me.
- No, mine. Mine. Mine.
573
00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:41,349
Me, me, me, me!
574
00:42:41,516 --> 00:42:46,313
I've been coming here ten months and
we haven't discussed my problem once.
575
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,983
Perhaps if you'd be kind enough
to tell us what your problem is
576
00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:53,070
then we could all have a go
at discussing it or something.
577
00:42:53,236 --> 00:42:56,073
I can't. It's dirty.
578
00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:59,117
Weren't we discussing, last week,
579
00:42:59,284 --> 00:43:02,037
Mr Durrell's relationship with his father?
580
00:43:02,204 --> 00:43:06,750
Actually, we were discussing the dream
about the train entering the tunnel.
581
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:10,504
Oh, ja, ja. The train in the tunnel.
That was a good one.
582
00:43:11,296 --> 00:43:16,551
By the way, ladies and gentlemen, we
have with us a new member of our group.
583
00:43:16,718 --> 00:43:20,388
He's a young man who has got
certain emotional problems.
584
00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:24,351
All your life you should have such
problems as this young man has got.
585
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:27,104
He's the editor
of a well-known fashion magazine.
586
00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:31,525
I'm referring to
none other than Mr Michael James.
587
00:43:36,863 --> 00:43:37,864
Ahem.
588
00:43:37,989 --> 00:43:40,659
I haven't been sleeping very well
589
00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:45,330
and if I... if I go without it
I find that, um, quite often,
590
00:43:45,497 --> 00:43:47,958
I, um, fall asleep.
591
00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:53,588
Carole is my girlfriend.
She's part of the whole... perishing thing.
592
00:43:53,755 --> 00:43:58,426
She, um, lies... puts me on the bed.
She... on the bed...
593
00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:01,012
and sometimes she misses
and I go under the bed,
594
00:44:01,179 --> 00:44:05,600
but this is what we describe
as a pot shot and it doesn't count.
595
00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:08,562
Argh! Argh!
596
00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:11,690
- Argh! Argh!
- Quills!
597
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:16,319
Control your knees immediately
or they'll be shaved within the hour.
598
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:19,072
Mr Quills! Have you no shame?
599
00:44:19,197 --> 00:44:24,369
Why do you keep attacking new members
in this way, you great fat Moby Dick?
600
00:44:24,494 --> 00:44:28,874
♪ When it's springtime in Vienna
601
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,626
Quills is a paranoiac.
He sleeps with the light on.
602
00:44:31,751 --> 00:44:33,295
- Pansy!
- Nail biter!
603
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:36,840
- I prefer the sickness to the cure.
- Early days, Mr James.
604
00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:40,927
- Didn't you mention a dark closet?
- Good idea. I've got one over here.
605
00:44:41,052 --> 00:44:43,930
- Goody, another free-for-all!
606
00:44:44,055 --> 00:44:47,142
It's a raid! Run for your lives!
607
00:44:48,643 --> 00:44:52,898
Miss Lefebvre. You look
positively ravishing in that face.
608
00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:57,110
Thank you, Herr Professor.
Group, listen.
609
00:44:57,235 --> 00:45:01,448
I've some marvellous fresh
emotional experiences to tell you about.
610
00:45:01,573 --> 00:45:03,950
You see, the other day...
611
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:14,961
He told me any time I had trouble
controlling myself to blow this.
612
00:45:15,086 --> 00:45:18,882
You have... trouble controlling yourself?
613
00:45:20,091 --> 00:45:26,097
Only with men. I have an intense need
to be loved by many men many times.
614
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:28,266
Really?
615
00:45:28,391 --> 00:45:31,394
- A little wine, would you care for?
- Yes.
616
00:45:31,519 --> 00:45:34,022
You'd never know by your placid exterior
617
00:45:34,147 --> 00:45:38,109
that underneath that ice-cold facade
beats the heart of a savage...
618
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:41,238
lustful... passionate animal.
619
00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:56,503
What will you have
for breakfast tomorrow?
620
00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:59,256
Orange juice, tea and toast.
621
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:04,261
I have to call someone
and tell them I will not be home tonight.
622
00:46:04,386 --> 00:46:08,807
The phone's down by the bed,
next to my prayer shawl.
623
00:46:37,210 --> 00:46:38,545
Agh!
624
00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:41,339
- I'm sorry about the fight.
- What?
625
00:46:41,464 --> 00:46:44,718
- I decided you were right.
- What, what, what, what?
626
00:46:44,843 --> 00:46:48,763
- About some things.
- What... what did you decide?
627
00:46:48,888 --> 00:46:51,474
- I'm moving in with you.
- You're moving in?
628
00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:54,769
Yes. What the hell's the matter with you?
629
00:46:54,936 --> 00:46:57,272
You now... moving in?
You... in... moving?
630
00:46:57,397 --> 00:47:00,608
Yes, yes.
I am sick of wasting any more time.
631
00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:03,445
You're now moving in...?
You... you've decided...?
632
00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:08,533
Yes. Darling, listen. If we were
living together like husband and wife
633
00:47:08,658 --> 00:47:11,661
maybe you'd see
it wasn't all horrible after all.
634
00:47:11,786 --> 00:47:15,123
- Oh, but it is. It's horrible.
- Michael!
635
00:47:15,248 --> 00:47:21,671
Go downstairs, pussycat, and I'll join you
in a while and we'll have a nice fight.
636
00:47:21,796 --> 00:47:24,799
You don't want me here for a reason.
You're covering up.
637
00:47:24,924 --> 00:47:27,385
I want the moment to be right!
638
00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:33,224
- I want it to be a special occasion.
- Oh, well...
639
00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:36,936
Listen to me. You said your mother
and father are coming next week.
640
00:47:37,062 --> 00:47:40,440
Do you want us to celebrate
us two living out of wedlock?
641
00:47:40,565 --> 00:47:46,780
- I don't think they'd appreciate it.
- Well, look, let's discuss it later.
642
00:47:50,575 --> 00:47:53,828
Something's wrong... someplace.
643
00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:03,713
Well, look what's sleeping in your bed.
644
00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:09,135
As a man's life goes down the drain,
you are there.
645
00:48:13,723 --> 00:48:16,476
Oh dear, all this work I've got to do.
646
00:48:16,601 --> 00:48:20,480
Wash the dishes,
polish the furniture, do this, do that.
647
00:48:20,605 --> 00:48:23,358
I say, I do earn my pay.
648
00:48:27,904 --> 00:48:31,449
Here we go, cock, spotless we must be.
649
00:48:32,742 --> 00:48:34,160
Ah.
650
00:48:42,794 --> 00:48:45,255
Uh, pussycat. I can please explain.
651
00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:49,008
Michael! I had to see you.
652
00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:53,555
You haven't called me
since that last fantastic night.
653
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,433
You hyperthyroid.
654
00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:59,602
Carole! Look, I love you!
I love you, Carole!
655
00:48:59,727 --> 00:49:03,314
It's not what it seems!
I'm opening up a seminary!
656
00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:10,071
Begging your pardon,
I'm going to find the john.
657
00:49:14,909 --> 00:49:16,578
Mm. Ah!
658
00:49:16,744 --> 00:49:19,080
There it is, fine. Good.
659
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:25,128
Oh, my...
660
00:49:26,921 --> 00:49:29,090
Another overdose...
661
00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:31,259
Um... Um...
662
00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:37,140
Uh, hello, help? Succour?
Um, emergency ward, yes.
663
00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:40,518
My name is Michael James.
Je suis Michael James.
664
00:49:40,685 --> 00:49:45,440
There is an étrange... uh...
bird ici... Uh... she...
665
00:49:45,607 --> 00:49:47,233
- Ooh!
- Oh!
666
00:49:50,069 --> 00:49:52,197
Just relax. That's fine.
667
00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:54,199
Take it easy, now.
668
00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:56,034
I'm sorry.
669
00:49:57,619 --> 00:50:01,956
May I ask what is your relationship
to this girl? Are you her fiancé?
670
00:50:02,123 --> 00:50:05,043
No, I'm just a friend.
671
00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:08,880
It's a pretty rocky friendship you've got.
672
00:50:19,641 --> 00:50:21,684
Pussycat?
673
00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:31,694
Pussycat?
674
00:50:41,412 --> 00:50:46,543
Do you think you could love a short man?
I mean, if he had very attractive red hair?
675
00:50:46,668 --> 00:50:49,128
Victor, I adore you.
676
00:50:50,171 --> 00:50:52,924
Collected Poems of Shelley.
I always wanted to read...
677
00:50:53,007 --> 00:50:57,595
- Sorry, I saw Shelley first.
- You did not! I saw it first!
678
00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:00,265
Like hell you did. It's mine.
679
00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:04,310
Victor! You're not going
to let him take that book?
680
00:51:05,228 --> 00:51:08,022
- Actually, she did see the book first.
- Beat it.
681
00:51:08,147 --> 00:51:10,441
Oh! Victor.
682
00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:13,278
Thrash him. Come on. Go!
683
00:51:14,237 --> 00:51:16,281
What is...? Go on!
684
00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:24,372
Uh...
685
00:51:24,497 --> 00:51:26,541
I have a bad head cold...
686
00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:32,046
Victor, you always said
you'd go through hell for me. Go on!
687
00:51:32,213 --> 00:51:34,340
You see his knuckles? They're huge!
688
00:51:34,465 --> 00:51:37,385
You're not going to
let that man insult your woman?
689
00:51:37,510 --> 00:51:42,682
You're Michael's woman. Why don't I
get him? He could be here in five minutes.
690
00:51:42,807 --> 00:51:47,145
If you have any hopes for winning me,
now is the moment to prove it. Go on.
691
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:49,314
Go on! Go on!
692
00:51:55,737 --> 00:51:57,655
Come on, Victor!
693
00:51:57,780 --> 00:52:00,199
Kick him! Kick him!
694
00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:02,869
- Give it...!
- Hand me that book.
695
00:52:02,994 --> 00:52:06,456
- No.
- Give me that book.
696
00:52:06,581 --> 00:52:08,791
Go on! Victor!
697
00:52:08,916 --> 00:52:13,338
Victor, show him! Kick him now!
698
00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:16,466
- Will you give me that book?
- No! You are not a gentleman.
699
00:52:16,591 --> 00:52:19,594
- I am a gentleman!
- No, you are not.
700
00:52:20,678 --> 00:52:23,848
Victor, show him!
Get him! Kick him! Hit him!
701
00:52:31,606 --> 00:52:34,901
Victor, you're so brave, I'm shocked.
702
00:52:38,154 --> 00:52:40,573
Victor...
703
00:52:40,698 --> 00:52:43,451
I must have Carole.
704
00:52:43,576 --> 00:52:46,245
I need her. I love her.
705
00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:49,415
She's the whole world to me,
and she's mine.
706
00:52:49,540 --> 00:52:55,213
The only way anyone could take
her away from me... is by killing me.
707
00:52:57,423 --> 00:52:59,842
I've decided what I'm going to do.
708
00:52:59,967 --> 00:53:02,970
I've been seeing the best
psychoanalyst in Paris.
709
00:53:03,096 --> 00:53:08,559
He's a genius. And he wants me
to go to his group analysis courses.
710
00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:15,233
Well, I've been going. I'm going to
keep on going. And I'm going to fight!
711
00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:18,653
And I'm going to win... because I love her.
712
00:53:21,197 --> 00:53:27,161
Ah, that's better. Ah, a little gentle steam.
Does one the world of good.
713
00:53:28,621 --> 00:53:31,040
Ahh.
714
00:53:31,165 --> 00:53:34,460
We must have physical health
as well as mental health.
715
00:53:34,585 --> 00:53:36,170
Oh, I'm kinky for steam.
716
00:53:36,295 --> 00:53:40,758
♪ I was born in Boston city, boys
717
00:53:40,883 --> 00:53:43,469
♪ The place you all know well
718
00:53:43,594 --> 00:53:45,972
- Are you well, Victor?
719
00:53:46,097 --> 00:53:51,978
♪ Brought up by honest parents
and the truth to you I'll tell
720
00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:56,190
- ♪ Brought up by honest parents...
721
00:53:56,315 --> 00:53:58,526
Let me outta here!
722
00:54:00,778 --> 00:54:03,281
I can't open it!
723
00:54:03,656 --> 00:54:09,287
Then, Doctor, when I was 15 years old, I
had to tell my parents they were adopted.
724
00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:12,623
We fought,
I stopped coming home and moved out.
725
00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:17,754
So you turned promiscuous?
Well, I love that in a woman. Love it.
726
00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:20,840
I can't help it,
I'm a physical woman.
727
00:54:20,965 --> 00:54:26,345
I feel guilty about it but I come from
a family of acute nymphomaniacs.
728
00:54:26,471 --> 00:54:29,015
That includes my father
and my two brothers.
729
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,392
Why don't we all undress?
It's so modern...
730
00:54:31,517 --> 00:54:34,353
For instance, Doctor...
731
00:54:35,062 --> 00:54:40,485
I find myself extremely
attracted... to Mr James.
732
00:54:41,027 --> 00:54:45,448
And the fact that he's in love with
someone else excites me even more.
733
00:54:45,573 --> 00:54:48,618
What is it that you see in him
that you don't see in me?
734
00:54:48,743 --> 00:54:52,413
I don't know.
But there is something about his face.
735
00:54:53,539 --> 00:54:57,460
When the light hits him a certain way,
he's almost handsome.
736
00:54:57,585 --> 00:55:01,214
You're lovely but I'm here to get rid
of problems, not to acquire them.
737
00:55:01,339 --> 00:55:06,302
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
who is the handsomest of them all?
738
00:55:06,427 --> 00:55:08,262
-I am.
-I am!
739
00:55:08,387 --> 00:55:10,515
I am!
740
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:15,436
Group, in Britain
we have a national therapy.
741
00:55:15,561 --> 00:55:17,480
We call it...
742
00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:19,357
cricket.
743
00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:25,571
Unlike other sports, there's no anxiety
or pressure. It's leisurely and lyrical.
744
00:55:25,696 --> 00:55:29,909
It's the song of willow on leather.
745
00:55:31,619 --> 00:55:33,955
- Is there any sex in it?
- Oh, no.
746
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:38,543
This is a game for gentlemen,
played by gentlemen.
747
00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:40,711
It's sick. Sick!
748
00:55:42,255 --> 00:55:45,466
Miss Lefebvre,
tell me something about yourself.
749
00:55:45,591 --> 00:55:50,721
He's really elegant, isn't he?
Do something for me, Doctor.
750
00:55:54,892 --> 00:55:59,605
Couldn't you throw those girls away?
I don't like those girls around him.
751
00:55:59,730 --> 00:56:01,858
Lay here and watch your...
752
00:56:01,983 --> 00:56:07,321
watch your champion
from a good... here... vantage point.
753
00:56:07,488 --> 00:56:10,199
There, now, on my shoulder.
Can you see him better?
754
00:56:10,324 --> 00:56:16,455
Can't you feel him better? Feel all those
lovely... ooh... strokes he's pulling?
755
00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:22,044
- Couldn't you arrange something for me?
- What would you like?
756
00:56:22,211 --> 00:56:24,672
To have a session, just the three of us.
757
00:56:24,839 --> 00:56:28,259
A little bowling and a little batting?
Something like that?
758
00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:30,928
No, a more intimate game, you know?
759
00:56:31,095 --> 00:56:34,432
I mean, when are they going to finish?
I'm getting very nervous.
760
00:56:34,599 --> 00:56:37,518
Isn't this game scintillating and exciting?
761
00:56:37,643 --> 00:56:41,147
I'd like the game to be over.
I'd like to play something else.
762
00:56:41,314 --> 00:56:44,734
Other games?
Well, that's interesting, too.
763
00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:53,367
Can you see the bowler? Don't look at
the batsman, the bowler's interesting.
764
00:56:53,492 --> 00:56:56,996
- I love the batsman better.
- Yeah, batsmen are all right.
765
00:56:57,121 --> 00:57:00,708
I always have liked
a little bit of bowler, myself.
766
00:57:03,002 --> 00:57:05,546
♪ Raised most tenderly
767
00:57:05,713 --> 00:57:08,716
♪ Till I became a sporting blade...
768
00:57:08,883 --> 00:57:11,636
- I thought you'd never get here.
- What the hell...?
769
00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:15,973
- I've been waiting for you to telephone.
- What are you doing here?
770
00:57:16,140 --> 00:57:20,394
I've been thinking about what you said,
and I think you're right.
771
00:57:20,519 --> 00:57:25,316
The only way two people can really get
to know one another is by living together.
772
00:57:25,483 --> 00:57:26,567
- Oh... What?
- Mm-hm.
773
00:57:26,692 --> 00:57:30,363
- So I'm moving in here.
- You're moving in here?
774
00:57:30,404 --> 00:57:32,114
Ah!
775
00:57:32,239 --> 00:57:35,493
You've taken leave of your senses!
You're a weird lady!
776
00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:38,955
Even though we've known each other
for such a few hours,
777
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:44,919
I feel that we were meant for one another.
Do you believe in kismet?
778
00:57:45,044 --> 00:57:47,004
Please, go home.
779
00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:49,006
I'm hungry.
780
00:57:49,131 --> 00:57:51,801
Don't you just love sin?
781
00:57:53,678 --> 00:57:56,055
Just a bloody minute. Sit down.
782
00:57:56,180 --> 00:57:59,225
- Sit down. Sit!
- Sit. Fine.
783
00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:03,187
Now, you and I are going to have
a little talk, get things straightened out.
784
00:58:03,312 --> 00:58:08,359
- God, I love it when you're domineering.
- Really? Oh.
785
00:58:08,442 --> 00:58:12,738
Now, while I think
that you're a smashing young lady,
786
00:58:12,863 --> 00:58:16,200
I am not in love with you,
do you understand?
787
00:58:16,325 --> 00:58:18,995
I am not in love with you.
788
00:58:21,539 --> 00:58:25,960
- She's been upset lately.
- I'm so sorry.
789
00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:29,130
Mademoiselle, the boys
of emergency suicide ward
790
00:58:29,255 --> 00:58:32,675
voted you this gold watch
for unusual devotion.
791
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,343
Oh...
792
00:58:34,468 --> 00:58:36,470
Thank you.
793
00:58:45,396 --> 00:58:47,440
794
00:58:47,565 --> 00:58:51,485
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa-o-o
795
00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:57,116
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa-o-o
796
00:58:57,241 --> 00:59:00,244
Michael, remember me?
You loved me in your office.
797
00:59:00,369 --> 00:59:02,413
Indeed I do.
798
00:59:03,998 --> 00:59:06,459
Remember the night in the hospital bed?
799
00:59:06,584 --> 00:59:08,753
Unforgettable.
800
00:59:08,878 --> 00:59:12,173
- My mother's crypt.
- Oh, poor mummy.
801
00:59:15,926 --> 00:59:18,137
On top of the Eiffel Tower.
802
00:59:18,262 --> 00:59:20,306
Very chilly.
803
00:59:26,604 --> 00:59:30,191
You could have had me, Michael.
804
00:59:34,028 --> 00:59:39,366
Michael, I need you. I've telephoned you
several times. Why haven't you called?
805
00:59:39,492 --> 00:59:42,495
I've phoned you I don't know
how many times, maybe six.
806
00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:46,207
I know it's neurotic,
but I want you, Michael.
807
00:59:46,332 --> 00:59:48,334
- Michael.
- Michael.
808
00:59:48,584 --> 00:59:50,753
- Michael.
- Michael.
809
00:59:50,878 --> 00:59:53,923
Excuse me, I...
Oh! Hello, there.
810
00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:56,759
- Hello.
- Oh, hello.
811
00:59:56,884 --> 01:00:00,054
Michael, I've tried
to telephone you for several...
812
01:00:00,179 --> 01:00:02,890
- Michael. I've tried to teleph...
- Michael?
813
01:00:03,015 --> 01:00:05,893
- Michael!
- Michael!
814
01:00:06,018 --> 01:00:10,856
Right! I want all you cats to shape up!
815
01:00:22,576 --> 01:00:25,871
"But I, that am not shap'd
for sportive tricks,
816
01:00:25,996 --> 01:00:28,415
Nor made to court
an amorous looking glass;
817
01:00:28,999 --> 01:00:32,545
I, that am rudely stamp'd,
and want love's majesty to strut..."
818
01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:37,174
"Why, I, in this weak piping
time of peace..."
819
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:39,510
Dr Fassbender!
820
01:00:39,635 --> 01:00:44,140
"Can I do all this,
and yet cannot get a crown?"
821
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,728
"Tut! Were it further off,
I'll pluck it down."
822
01:00:49,854 --> 01:00:53,774
Dr Fassbender!
Dr Fassbender! Dr Fassbender.
823
01:00:54,441 --> 01:00:56,902
I must see Dr Fassbender immediately.
824
01:00:57,027 --> 01:01:00,447
It's not possible. He's in with a patient.
I daren't disturb him.
825
01:01:00,573 --> 01:01:06,287
Couldn't you make an exception in this
one instance? It's very important to me.
826
01:01:06,412 --> 01:01:11,792
Well, in this case,
I think maybe it's possible. He's in there.
827
01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:16,672
Hello. Good morning.
828
01:01:17,673 --> 01:01:20,384
- Michael James!
- Can't you knock?
829
01:01:20,509 --> 01:01:24,096
- Knock? I'm in dire need!
- So am I! What do you think I am, human?
830
01:01:24,221 --> 01:01:30,436
Bring it up at the next group analysis
meeting, something like that. Not now!
831
01:01:31,228 --> 01:01:34,773
I hope you don't get the wrong idea
about what happened just now.
832
01:01:34,899 --> 01:01:38,944
Not at all. It was quite simple.
You attacked me.
833
01:01:39,069 --> 01:01:44,867
Well, if you feel like that about it
you may as well have your whistle back.
834
01:01:44,992 --> 01:01:50,831
Thank God you came when you did. He
was talking. Next thing you know - bang!
835
01:01:50,956 --> 01:01:55,211
Just because I speak frankly about my
problems doesn't mean I'm a pushover.
836
01:01:55,336 --> 01:01:56,462
No.
837
01:01:56,587 --> 01:01:59,924
There is more to love
than just physical excitement.
838
01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:03,552
- Respect, for instance, is very important.
- Oh, very important.
839
01:02:03,677 --> 01:02:08,265
Don't think I don't appreciate those things.
Like finesse, atmosphere...
840
01:02:08,390 --> 01:02:09,391
Atmosphere.
841
01:02:09,516 --> 01:02:12,228
- You agree it is important?
- Very important.
842
01:02:12,353 --> 01:02:17,316
Two people in a romantic setting,
soft light, music, champagne.
843
01:02:17,441 --> 01:02:21,278
- Perhaps even incense burning.
- Oh, incense is beautiful.
844
01:02:21,403 --> 01:02:24,156
This is all very important to me.
845
01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:30,287
Only then can I give myself.
846
01:02:30,412 --> 01:02:32,456
But not before.
847
01:02:54,061 --> 01:02:57,314
Who would have
ever thought... in an elevator?
848
01:02:57,481 --> 01:02:59,775
It's the safest place in the world,
849
01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:05,864
provided the combined weight of the
two people does not exceed 1400 pounds.
850
01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:19,503
It was hell, but we'll be fine.
851
01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:25,259
Thank you, we'll be fine.
Very kind. We'll be absolutely fine.
852
01:03:26,385 --> 01:03:28,887
Ah.
853
01:03:29,054 --> 01:03:31,598
Come away with me
for the weekend.
854
01:03:31,765 --> 01:03:34,101
- Where?
- Chateau Chantelle.
855
01:03:34,268 --> 01:03:39,857
Oh, how lovely. We could fish
and hunt and ride and swim and...
856
01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:42,484
And all in my room.
857
01:03:44,069 --> 01:03:46,113
858
857
01:03:46,238 --> 01:03:48,282
♪ Here I stay...
859
01:03:51,368 --> 01:03:57,124
♪ I'll be what you want me to be
860
01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:04,423
♪ All that I ask is that
you just keep loving me
861
01:04:10,804 --> 01:04:14,600
Michael! Carole wasn't in
so we thought we would try here.
862
01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:18,687
- O-o-oh, Mr and Mrs Werner.
- Didn't Carole tell you we were coming?
863
01:04:18,812 --> 01:04:23,567
O- oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Marole mumming... C-Carole coming.
864
01:04:23,734 --> 01:04:25,778
Call me Mother.
865
01:04:53,013 --> 01:04:57,142
Miss Lefebvre!
I can stand it no longer!
866
01:04:57,267 --> 01:05:01,021
For the love of you, I die.
867
01:05:01,146 --> 01:05:03,399
Ah!
868
01:06:19,808 --> 01:06:23,604
- Do you have any salt?
- What was that you said?
869
01:06:23,729 --> 01:06:26,773
- Do you have any salt?
- Have I got any salt?
870
01:06:27,316 --> 01:06:31,445
I got a boat, I got kerosene,
matches, firecrackers,
871
01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:36,033
two swords und this flag,
but I ain't got no salt!
872
01:06:37,367 --> 01:06:41,538
- Do you always eat here?
- Once a year. On my birthday.
873
01:06:41,663 --> 01:06:44,458
- Your birthday tonight, huh?
- Yeah, I'm 29 today.
874
01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:46,418
29?
875
01:06:47,085 --> 01:06:51,256
What a night I should pick. Look.
876
01:06:51,381 --> 01:06:55,844
I've got something I wish to do in private
without people looking. Would you mind?
877
01:06:55,969 --> 01:06:59,556
Go ahead. I'm just gonna sit here,
grab a bite, and run.
878
01:06:59,681 --> 01:07:04,144
I can't go ahead while you're hanging
round eating food, you naughty thing.
879
01:07:04,269 --> 01:07:09,066
- Just do whatever you have to do.
- You're a selfish gourmet.
880
01:07:19,868 --> 01:07:22,704
What are you doing over there?
881
01:07:22,829 --> 01:07:26,124
What is that? What's that? A flare?
882
01:07:27,668 --> 01:07:33,549
What are you doing here?
What's going on? What's going on here?
883
01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:38,971
Why don't you shut up, you cretin?
I'm trying to commit suicide.
884
01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:42,933
Set fire to my beautiful
psychoanalyst body
885
01:07:43,058 --> 01:07:46,436
und sail out to sea, ablaze like a Viking!
886
01:07:47,437 --> 01:07:49,856
- You're a doctor?
- I'm a doctor of the mind.
887
01:07:49,982 --> 01:07:55,028
Really? I have terrible emotional
problems. Could you help me?
888
01:07:55,153 --> 01:07:59,074
You certainly picked a very odd time
to ask, just in the middle of a suicide.
889
01:07:59,199 --> 01:08:02,744
All right. But you'll have to lay down
cos I can't do it standing up.
890
01:08:02,869 --> 01:08:06,373
- Lay down? This is a rented tuxedo.
- I don't care what it is. Lay down.
891
01:08:06,498 --> 01:08:11,211
I can't do it standing up. Get in there.
Lay right flat out in the boat.
892
01:08:14,881 --> 01:08:17,259
There's Carole.
893
01:08:17,384 --> 01:08:20,971
- Hello.
- Ah, it's Mr Overactive Glands.
894
01:08:21,096 --> 01:08:22,931
- Listen...
- Get off me.
895
01:08:23,056 --> 01:08:27,227
I have got my own life to lead, and I
told you I never wanted to see you again.
896
01:08:27,352 --> 01:08:30,897
Stay in your own apartment and lead
your own life and let me live mine!
897
01:08:32,774 --> 01:08:36,737
Darling! Guess who's here?
Mother and Father!
898
01:08:36,862 --> 01:08:41,408
Mother! Dad! When did you get here?
899
01:08:41,533 --> 01:08:45,704
The roads were clear, we got in a little
early. Michael has been entertaining us.
900
01:08:45,829 --> 01:08:50,292
- Yes, yes, he's a marvellous host. I just...
- Let's not go into that now.
901
01:08:50,417 --> 01:08:54,004
Let's go out. The night's young,
your parents have to leave tomorrow.
902
01:08:54,129 --> 01:08:58,050
Yes, let's celebrate.
I adore this city, it's magnificent.
903
01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:11,396
I don't remember when you two
said you were going to get married.
904
01:09:11,521 --> 01:09:13,982
- We didn't give you a date, Mama.
- Oh.
905
01:09:14,107 --> 01:09:17,569
I could've sworn you wrote
it will be next month.
906
01:09:17,694 --> 01:09:21,031
- Didn't she write that?
- I didn't remember any date.
907
01:09:34,252 --> 01:09:39,758
We really are taking steps
to facilitate proceedings
908
01:09:39,925 --> 01:09:42,260
in a mature and deliberate way.
909
01:09:42,427 --> 01:09:46,348
- Did you get a blood test?
- When we are ready we'll let you know.
910
01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:02,614
I'm in love with a girl and she doesn't
love me, she loves some other guy.
911
01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:07,035
- And I'm just in the way.
- Oh. Oh, I see. Yes, yes.
912
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:10,539
What do you think I ought to do?
913
01:10:10,664 --> 01:10:14,626
- Well, why don't you buy a sports car?
- A sports car?
914
01:10:14,793 --> 01:10:19,339
Yeah, a nice little two-seater. French,
German, Italian thing. Goes "vroom".
915
01:10:19,506 --> 01:10:22,843
You know, they love it.
Sign of man's virility.
916
01:10:23,009 --> 01:10:26,763
- Perhaps you ought to get two, maybe.
- I can't drive.
917
01:10:26,930 --> 01:10:29,307
Ah, well, you knock a few people down.
918
01:10:29,433 --> 01:10:32,436
The main thing is you get the girl.
That's all that matters.
919
01:10:32,602 --> 01:10:35,605
You know, for a doctor,
you sound terribly unethical.
920
01:10:35,731 --> 01:10:38,024
Unethical?
921
01:10:38,150 --> 01:10:41,486
What do I give a damn about ethics? Huh?
922
01:10:41,653 --> 01:10:45,407
My father, the most beloved
gynaecologist in Vienna,
923
01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:49,953
as they took him away for indecent
exposure at the State Opera House,
924
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,164
said, and I quote:
925
01:10:52,289 --> 01:10:56,501
"Please do not take me away,
I will not do it again."
926
01:10:56,668 --> 01:10:59,671
- Brilliant quote.
- He was a brilliant pervert.
927
01:10:59,838 --> 01:11:02,674
- Listen, it's my birthday.
- You told me that.
928
01:11:02,799 --> 01:11:05,594
- Can we get back to it?
- What about my funeral?
929
01:11:05,719 --> 01:11:08,597
Let's do your funeral first,
then my birthday.
930
01:11:08,722 --> 01:11:11,099
It's a bargain.
You any good at wrapping?
931
01:11:11,224 --> 01:11:13,810
Yeah, I used to work
at a department store. Why?
932
01:11:13,977 --> 01:11:18,690
Maybe you could help me
get wrapped up in that flag there.
933
01:11:21,651 --> 01:11:24,112
- Grab one end.
- You know how to do this?
934
01:11:24,237 --> 01:11:27,240
It's a cinch. I used to wrap packages.
935
01:11:27,365 --> 01:11:31,286
- All right. Wait a minute, wait a second.
- Got it? Try and get it now.
936
01:11:31,453 --> 01:11:34,080
Go ahead. All right?
937
01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:36,082
- No, no, no.
- Hm.
938
01:11:36,208 --> 01:11:38,752
- Again.
- Uh...
939
01:11:40,879 --> 01:11:43,507
I don't want to be a Viking.
940
01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:46,885
- Why don't we get something to eat?
- Good idea.
941
01:11:47,010 --> 01:11:50,764
Are you upset cos you're a sissy?
A haircut, a gym, you'll be great.
942
01:11:50,889 --> 01:11:52,516
Nothing to do with the haircut!
943
01:11:56,645 --> 01:12:01,608
We've had a wonderful time!
We'll go to our hotel and get some sleep.
944
01:12:01,733 --> 01:12:04,444
- Bye, Daddy!
- Thank you for everything.
945
01:12:04,569 --> 01:12:06,279
- Bye, Mama.
- Goodbye.
946
01:12:06,446 --> 01:12:08,949
- Come on, Mother.
- Thank you.
947
01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:11,701
We're leaving noon tomorrow. Today!
948
01:12:11,827 --> 01:12:16,039
- Remember, you will get married.
- Yes. Goodbye, Mother.
949
01:12:16,164 --> 01:12:20,627
We are going away for
the weekend. Our second honeymoon!
950
01:12:20,752 --> 01:12:23,213
Drive carefully.
951
01:12:23,296 --> 01:12:24,756
Bye.
952
01:12:24,881 --> 01:12:27,592
- Goodbye, now.
- Goodbye!
953
01:12:27,717 --> 01:12:29,386
Goodbye.
954
01:12:33,056 --> 01:12:34,641
Bye.
955
01:13:00,041 --> 01:13:03,128
- Tonight was fun.
- Yes.
956
01:13:04,212 --> 01:13:07,716
I haven't felt so relaxed for a long time.
957
01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:15,432
- You were marvellous with my parents.
- Oh, I like them.
958
01:13:16,474 --> 01:13:19,102
- They adore you.
- Really?
959
01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:28,361
Well...
960
01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:37,245
It was nice seeing you again.
961
01:13:37,370 --> 01:13:39,414
- Carole...
- Yes?
962
01:13:43,043 --> 01:13:45,086
Let's get married.
963
01:13:47,255 --> 01:13:50,759
- You are... drunk.
- No, I'm sober.
964
01:13:50,884 --> 01:13:55,138
I mean it. Let's get married.
965
01:13:55,263 --> 01:13:58,141
- Just like that?
- Just like that.
966
01:13:59,809 --> 01:14:04,356
I can't tell you anything
but, suddenly, I'm sure.
967
01:14:05,607 --> 01:14:10,111
- Suddenly you're sure?
- Suddenly I'm very sure.
968
01:14:10,236 --> 01:14:12,280
Will you marry me?
969
01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:17,452
- Like when?
- This week?
970
01:14:17,577 --> 01:14:19,663
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...?
971
01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:22,415
Oh, you want me to pick a date?
972
01:14:26,753 --> 01:14:28,797
I adore you.
973
01:14:30,048 --> 01:14:32,550
I'm positive. Certain.
974
01:14:37,263 --> 01:14:39,307
I want you
975
01:14:39,432 --> 01:14:42,727
more than anything in the world,
976
01:14:42,852 --> 01:14:44,479
pussycat.
977
01:14:45,522 --> 01:14:47,357
Pussycat.
978
01:14:50,485 --> 01:14:52,696
How about Monday?
979
01:14:52,821 --> 01:14:54,155
Monday.
980
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:56,074
Absolutely!
981
01:14:56,199 --> 01:14:59,411
Oh, what a fool I've been.
982
01:14:59,536 --> 01:15:02,956
I've searched and searched
and sampled every girl I could find.
983
01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:09,337
Author's message:
Now I see that fulfilment does not come
from short, physical, random adventures,
984
01:15:09,462 --> 01:15:15,093
Author's message:
But from a deep relationship which
is quite often under one's very nose.
985
01:15:15,218 --> 01:15:18,596
I love you, love you, love you, love you.
986
01:15:18,722 --> 01:15:22,225
- Pussycat.
- Let's make it early Monday.
987
01:15:25,603 --> 01:15:29,858
- Oh, I've wasted so much time.
- I can't believe that I've finally caught you!
988
01:15:29,983 --> 01:15:33,570
You have my word as an inveterate cheat.
989
01:15:34,654 --> 01:15:37,198
I'm the happiest woman in the world.
990
01:15:37,323 --> 01:15:39,534
- Second happiest.
- Oh?
991
01:15:39,659 --> 01:15:41,703
Your mother.
992
01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:04,309
Renée? Hello, pussycat.
993
01:16:04,434 --> 01:16:05,935
Um...
994
01:16:06,061 --> 01:16:08,104
I can't make it.
995
01:16:09,814 --> 01:16:15,028
I have an assignment somewhere else,
do you see? And it's an emergency.
996
01:16:18,198 --> 01:16:20,241
Goodbye, pussycat.
997
01:16:22,077 --> 01:16:24,537
Gradual disengagement.
998
01:16:25,663 --> 01:16:27,040
Pussycat?
999
01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:30,794
I'm off. See you tomorrow.
1000
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:34,547
Have fun.
You sure you're not meeting some dolly?
1001
01:16:34,714 --> 01:16:39,344
Trust, my darling, trust. That's the basis
of any marriage. Do you want to come?
1002
01:16:39,511 --> 01:16:43,264
No. I have too much to do
in view of recent developments.
1003
01:16:43,431 --> 01:16:47,143
I'll be back tomorrow. If I'm not
back tomorrow, send for the police.
1004
01:16:47,310 --> 01:16:51,356
If they're not back tomorrow,
send my clothes.
1005
01:16:51,523 --> 01:16:53,316
I love you.
1006
01:16:53,483 --> 01:16:55,276
Bonjour.
1007
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:03,159
Philippe? It's Renée.
1008
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:08,206
Listen, what about
that weekend we talked about?
1009
01:17:08,373 --> 01:17:13,169
Yes, I'm suddenly free. And I have a
reservation for two at Chateau Chantelle.
1010
01:17:14,003 --> 01:17:15,296
Hello?
1011
01:17:15,463 --> 01:17:19,050
I wish to speak with Miss Lefebvre please.
1012
01:17:20,260 --> 01:17:22,595
- Mademoiselle Lefebvre.
- Yes?
1013
01:17:22,762 --> 01:17:26,975
Mademoiselle Lefebvre, there is
a Dr Fassbender on the telephone for you.
1014
01:17:27,100 --> 01:17:32,480
Tell him I've gone to South America.
But I'm going to Chateau Chantelle.
1015
01:17:32,605 --> 01:17:34,399
Oh, oh, yes.
1016
01:17:34,566 --> 01:17:40,113
I understand. Of course, of course.
Thank you, thank you. Goodbye.
1017
01:17:42,490 --> 01:17:44,284
Anna!
1018
01:17:46,286 --> 01:17:47,912
Anna!
1019
01:17:48,079 --> 01:17:53,209
I have to go to Chateau Chantelle for the
weekend. There's an analyst's convention.
1020
01:17:53,334 --> 01:17:56,254
But the convention was last week,
Fritz, at Aries.
1021
01:17:56,379 --> 01:17:59,716
That was the Freudian convention,
this is the Jungian one.
1022
01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:03,970
Anyway, didn't you tell me
you had a Women's Auxiliary singsong?
1023
01:18:04,095 --> 01:18:06,806
But I wanted you to listen
to my lines and cue me.
1024
01:18:06,931 --> 01:18:09,851
Cue yourself. What am I,
an automatic cueing machine?
1025
01:18:13,813 --> 01:18:15,899
Get away from me! I hate you!
1026
01:18:16,024 --> 01:18:20,945
I hate all of you. I'll kill you the next time
you come near me saying things like that.
1027
01:18:21,070 --> 01:18:25,116
- Where are you going?
- I'm going away. Don't forget to wash.
1028
01:18:40,548 --> 01:18:42,592
Bye.
1029
01:18:45,970 --> 01:18:49,432
Ah, hello, Victor, you're late.
Rehearsal is over.
1030
01:18:49,557 --> 01:18:52,894
How would you like to love
a very attractive short man?
1031
01:18:53,019 --> 01:18:55,897
Certainly not. Bye.
1032
01:18:56,022 --> 01:19:00,360
It's too bad because...
I have a sports car now.
1033
01:19:00,485 --> 01:19:03,655
- You have what?
- A red sports car.
1034
01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:06,199
- Oh, that's great.
- Wanna go for a drive?
1035
01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:09,702
- I would love to. Come on, hurry.
- Where we gonna go?
1036
01:19:09,827 --> 01:19:12,789
I know a nice little place
called Chateau Chantelle.
1037
01:19:21,631 --> 01:19:23,049
- Yes?
- Michael...
1038
01:19:26,052 --> 01:19:29,430
- Can I help you?
- Are you the maid?
1039
01:19:31,391 --> 01:19:34,477
- In a way.
- Is Michael in?
1040
01:19:35,728 --> 01:19:40,733
No. He is at Chateau Chantelle
for the weekend.
1041
01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:43,486
Chateau Chantelle?
1042
01:19:43,611 --> 01:19:45,738
May I ask...
1043
01:19:45,863 --> 01:19:47,949
who are you?
1044
01:19:48,741 --> 01:19:51,703
- I'm his fiancée.
- His what?
1045
01:19:52,245 --> 01:19:54,497
I'm his fianc-ée.
1046
01:19:57,125 --> 01:20:01,671
We're going away next week.
We're going to be married.
1047
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:08,845
1048
1047
01:20:14,475 --> 01:20:17,020
♪ Here I am
1049
01:20:17,729 --> 01:20:20,940
♪ Here I stay
1050
01:20:27,155 --> 01:20:30,158
- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
1051
01:20:35,621 --> 01:20:39,917
- Might I ask where you came from?
- I fell from the sky!
1052
01:20:40,793 --> 01:20:44,297
I'm a parachutist and I missed my mark.
1053
01:20:45,298 --> 01:20:48,926
- Where are you going?
- Chateau Chantelle.
1054
01:20:49,052 --> 01:20:53,264
- May I use your telephone?
- By all means.
1055
01:21:23,127 --> 01:21:25,922
Usually I'm fantastic at hitting my target.
1056
01:21:26,047 --> 01:21:29,384
Bonjour? My name is Michael James.
1057
01:21:29,509 --> 01:21:31,803
- Oh, yes, sir.
- And I'm from Chic.
1058
01:21:31,928 --> 01:21:37,016
Room La du Barry. Upstairs and all
the way down, the far end of the hall.
1059
01:21:37,141 --> 01:21:39,852
I'd like this washed and pressed.
1060
01:21:39,977 --> 01:21:42,730
No starch.
1061
01:21:42,855 --> 01:21:45,358
- No starch.
- No starch.
1062
01:21:49,237 --> 01:21:52,532
Fell out the sky, mate.
1063
01:21:52,657 --> 01:21:56,869
Parachuting's a funny recreation for a girl.
Now, if you were a fella...
1064
01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:09,006
I can understand pottery or flower
arrangement or needlework or knitting.
1065
01:22:09,132 --> 01:22:12,927
It helps sublimate my sexual tensions.
1066
01:22:13,052 --> 01:22:16,472
It's either that or promiscuity.
1067
01:22:16,597 --> 01:22:17,598
Ah. La la-la.
1068
01:22:17,723 --> 01:22:19,475
Make your phone call.
1069
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:24,272
I'm sure the club is anxious to know
the whereabouts of their little lost sheep.
1070
01:22:24,397 --> 01:22:26,441
Geronimo.
1071
01:22:27,358 --> 01:22:30,069
It's not fair.
1072
01:22:30,194 --> 01:22:33,781
Can't I tell you about
my experience in free-falling?
1073
01:22:33,906 --> 01:22:39,245
No, because I am here on a job and,
also, I'm going to marry the girl I love.
1074
01:22:39,370 --> 01:22:43,708
So, put that away, powder your nose
and make your phone call
1075
01:22:43,833 --> 01:22:47,420
and I shall go for a brisk six-mile trot.
1076
01:22:53,050 --> 01:22:58,055
Please send up some champagne
and five dozen oysters.
1077
01:22:58,890 --> 01:23:02,810
Philippe? Did you get the feeling
that we were followed on the road?
1078
01:23:02,935 --> 01:23:06,522
- So what?
- We'll take two separate rooms.
1079
01:23:08,566 --> 01:23:11,652
I'll meet you in yours. Prepare.
1080
01:23:30,671 --> 01:23:33,049
- Michael!
- Hello.
1081
01:23:34,258 --> 01:23:38,012
- What are you doing here?
- Me? Doing here... me...
1082
01:23:38,179 --> 01:23:42,767
- Looking for you.
- But I thought you couldn't make it.
1083
01:23:42,934 --> 01:23:46,604
Oh, I couldn't make it...
and then I could make it.
1084
01:23:46,771 --> 01:23:52,568
And I, um, telephoned your house
and you weren't there... were you?
1085
01:23:53,194 --> 01:23:55,947
No. I decided to come alone.
1086
01:23:56,113 --> 01:24:02,119
That's exactly what I thought, and now
we can be together, uh, like we planned.
1087
01:24:02,995 --> 01:24:06,249
Yes, we can. We can be together.
1088
01:24:06,415 --> 01:24:10,628
Why don't I go up to my room, freshen up,
and we can meet here again for a drink.
1089
01:24:10,753 --> 01:24:13,923
Right. And I'll freshen up
and we can meet in the bar
1090
01:24:14,006 --> 01:24:16,884
all fresh and washed and rinsed.
1091
01:24:17,802 --> 01:24:20,888
- In ten minutes?
- Roger and out.
1092
01:24:23,307 --> 01:24:25,351
Oh, my God.
1093
01:24:52,587 --> 01:24:54,880
- How many gallons?
- Five gallons.
1094
01:24:56,424 --> 01:24:59,343
Do you know what's going on
at Chateau Chantelle?
1095
01:24:59,468 --> 01:25:01,262
- Orgy.
- Orgy?
1096
01:25:01,387 --> 01:25:02,722
Hey!
1097
01:25:05,725 --> 01:25:08,936
My readers will be fascinated
to learn about this place.
1098
01:25:09,061 --> 01:25:13,065
Now, all the rooms are
named after famous lovers?
1099
01:25:13,190 --> 01:25:15,860
Is there any goings-on going on?
1100
01:25:15,985 --> 01:25:20,573
I wouldn't mention any names but could
you tell me about your typical clientele?
1101
01:25:20,698 --> 01:25:23,034
- My typical clientele?
- Typical clientele.
1102
01:25:23,159 --> 01:25:26,203
All the people that are here now
are typical clientele.
1103
01:25:26,329 --> 01:25:27,830
Really?
1104
01:25:27,955 --> 01:25:33,002
There is a man cheating
on his wife in room Lola Montez.
1105
01:25:33,836 --> 01:25:34,962
Oh.
1106
01:25:35,087 --> 01:25:39,759
There is a woman cheating
on her two husbands in Carlota.
1107
01:25:42,845 --> 01:25:47,475
Two lovers, of indeterminate sex,
in Reine Margot.
1108
01:25:49,769 --> 01:25:52,563
And two men cheating in Don Juan.
1109
01:25:53,773 --> 01:25:56,901
One might say that
the joint was, uh, jumping.
1110
01:25:57,026 --> 01:25:59,612
Yes, sir. Allô?
1111
01:25:59,737 --> 01:26:04,241
We make more money
in the off season than any other time.
1112
01:26:04,367 --> 01:26:09,413
And now you, monsieur, with a woman
parachutist. For us, is the first time.
1113
01:26:09,538 --> 01:26:11,957
Yes, but I'm as innocent
as a newborn babe.
1114
01:26:12,083 --> 01:26:15,920
Etienne, the gentleman
in Marquis De Sade
1115
01:26:16,045 --> 01:26:21,425
asks for 12 loaves of bread
and one Boy Scout's uniform.
1116
01:26:24,637 --> 01:26:27,098
Allô.
1117
01:26:29,392 --> 01:26:32,812
I want to speak with my wife. My wife.
1118
01:26:32,937 --> 01:26:37,066
Ma femme! Une femme,
ma femme! Oh! Ma femme!
1119
01:26:41,654 --> 01:26:42,863
Ma femme!
1120
01:27:18,774 --> 01:27:21,193
Philippe? Oh! Michael!
1121
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:25,281
Oh, it's you!
I beg your body... Forgive me!
1122
01:27:25,406 --> 01:27:29,368
My husband has followed me here.
If he catches me he'll cut your throat.
1123
01:27:29,493 --> 01:27:32,037
My throat...? My... b...? Your what?
1124
01:27:32,163 --> 01:27:35,958
My husband. I didn't bring it up
because I thought it would complicate...
1125
01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:40,212
Listen. You must help me. My future
in-laws are here and they think I'm alone.
1126
01:27:40,379 --> 01:27:44,133
And this lady fell from the sky
and she's gorgeous and you're gorgeous.
1127
01:27:44,258 --> 01:27:47,970
And they'll tell Carole.
Cos her mother's a killer, she's a shark.
1128
01:27:48,095 --> 01:27:51,515
We're getting married next week
and she's... nibbling my ear...
1129
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:53,684
Oh, my gawd.
1130
01:27:57,104 --> 01:27:59,774
It's a shame.
But you must leave immediately!
1131
01:27:59,899 --> 01:28:02,651
It's all right.
I'm due back at the asylum.
1132
01:28:02,777 --> 01:28:05,154
- Oh! He's coming!
- Who's coming!
1133
01:28:05,279 --> 01:28:07,531
- My husband! Quick, in the hamper!
- What?
1134
01:28:07,656 --> 01:28:09,700
The hamper!
1135
01:28:54,411 --> 01:28:56,622
- Are you all right?
- Of course.
1136
01:28:56,747 --> 01:29:01,126
- Sorry about the way things turned out.
- 1955. A good year for brain concussions.
1137
01:29:01,252 --> 01:29:06,340
I shall be cheerfully refunded if you'll
excuse my bellicose pomposity...
1138
01:29:19,311 --> 01:29:23,357
I'm glad you're back, I think he's coming
to. Would you help me with my zipper?
1139
01:29:23,482 --> 01:29:25,651
- My zipper!
- Oh, surely.
1140
01:29:25,776 --> 01:29:28,737
Listen. I do not wish
to be involved in your marriages.
1141
01:29:28,863 --> 01:29:32,283
If you're afraid...
Oh, look at the state... call the police.
1142
01:29:32,408 --> 01:29:34,910
They have a very firm policy
towards murderers.
1143
01:29:35,035 --> 01:29:39,915
Now, thank you, good night,
and all good things come to an end.
1144
01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:42,084
What is going on?
1145
01:29:48,173 --> 01:29:50,009
Michael!
1146
01:29:51,510 --> 01:29:53,596
Michael, please come back.
1147
01:29:53,721 --> 01:29:55,389
Oh! Oh, uh...
1148
01:29:55,514 --> 01:29:57,266
- Herr Professor.
- Miss Lefebvre.
1149
01:29:57,433 --> 01:29:59,310
What are you doing here?
1150
01:30:10,362 --> 01:30:13,073
Guess what I've got on?
1151
01:30:13,198 --> 01:30:16,452
- My hat.
- You're right.
1152
01:30:18,037 --> 01:30:20,873
- And what else?
- I don't know.
1153
01:30:24,251 --> 01:30:27,504
- Nothing.
- That's nice.
1154
01:30:30,174 --> 01:30:33,010
Pussycat from the sky.
1155
01:30:35,054 --> 01:30:37,973
I can't resist you.
1156
01:30:38,098 --> 01:30:41,018
Don't resist me.
1157
01:30:41,185 --> 01:30:43,187
Capitulate.
1158
01:30:45,564 --> 01:30:48,150
- Please, let me in.
- No.
1159
01:30:48,317 --> 01:30:51,070
- Please let me in, Miss Lefebvre.
- No.
1160
01:30:51,195 --> 01:30:53,530
Let me in! Let me in! Or I'll scream!
1161
01:30:53,697 --> 01:30:56,784
- I won't.
- What do you think I'm gonna do to you?
1162
01:30:56,909 --> 01:31:00,412
You have a strange look in your eyes
and I'm late for an appointment.
1163
01:31:00,537 --> 01:31:02,998
I only want to talk.
What's so awful in that?
1164
01:31:03,123 --> 01:31:07,169
- Later. I've got to go someplace.
- No, now! I'm fed up with being put off!
1165
01:31:07,294 --> 01:31:09,588
Argh!
1166
01:31:09,755 --> 01:31:11,882
Shh.
1167
01:31:13,425 --> 01:31:16,136
Five minutes of your time!
1168
01:31:16,261 --> 01:31:21,809
One drink is all I ask. Otherwise I'll hold
my breath till the life goes out of my body!
1169
01:31:22,434 --> 01:31:25,145
Doctor! Doctor!
1170
01:31:25,270 --> 01:31:29,441
All right, then.
A quick, fast drink and I must really go.
1171
01:31:31,443 --> 01:31:37,032
Try to think of me as a kindly old man
who has only your best interests at heart.
1172
01:31:38,283 --> 01:31:39,368
All right.
1173
01:31:40,661 --> 01:31:45,290
- Your oysters and champagne, madame.
- Oysters and champagne?
1174
01:31:45,416 --> 01:31:48,585
- I thought you looked a little tired.
- Little tired?
1175
01:31:48,711 --> 01:31:52,131
I'm out of my mind.
What am I doing here?
1176
01:31:52,256 --> 01:31:54,967
I'm spoken for. I'm promised forth.
1177
01:31:55,092 --> 01:32:01,306
Now, look! Don't open that bottle,
and close up those oysters and get out.
1178
01:32:02,307 --> 01:32:05,227
- Come back to bed immediately.
- Now, look here.
1179
01:32:05,352 --> 01:32:10,691
I've had a lot of experience fondling...
handling girls like you and it's got to stop.
1180
01:32:10,816 --> 01:32:12,067
Oh!
1181
01:32:12,234 --> 01:32:15,237
I'm going to try not to come back.
1182
01:32:18,157 --> 01:32:23,078
Michael James, you were gravely tempted
and you came through it unspotted.
1183
01:32:26,123 --> 01:32:28,667
I've been in there twice.
1184
01:32:40,637 --> 01:32:42,890
Oh, Michael! There you are!
1185
01:32:43,015 --> 01:32:45,309
I followed you up here and checked in.
1186
01:32:45,434 --> 01:32:48,228
- How did you know I was here?
- Please don't hate me!
1187
01:32:48,353 --> 01:32:53,484
Oh, no! I don't hate you.
Now, don't swallow anything!
1188
01:32:53,609 --> 01:32:55,319
I'm so upset...
1189
01:32:55,444 --> 01:32:58,447
Listen to me a minute.
I must pull myself together.
1190
01:32:58,530 --> 01:33:02,034
- I'm fine. I'm rational.
- I want to do something terrible!
1191
01:33:02,159 --> 01:33:06,538
I'm in a tight situation. I shall
behave in a mature and rational way.
1192
01:33:06,663 --> 01:33:12,669
- Sometimes I wanna kill myself.
- First I shall gag you. Then I'll bind you.
1193
01:33:16,632 --> 01:33:18,509
You're hurting me.
1194
01:33:18,634 --> 01:33:21,386
My wife, the creature
that ate Europe, is here.
1195
01:33:21,512 --> 01:33:24,389
- You're breaking my wrist!
- I'm a doctor, I'll fix it!
1196
01:33:24,515 --> 01:33:26,642
Let me go!
1197
01:33:35,317 --> 01:33:37,820
Fritz! Where are you?
1198
01:34:04,513 --> 01:34:06,974
I am being chased by a maniac.
Could you help?
1199
01:34:07,099 --> 01:34:10,018
- Quick! Get in the closet.
- In the closet.
1200
01:34:12,229 --> 01:34:14,273
Thank you very much.
1201
01:34:19,278 --> 01:34:23,490
Oh, Victor. I can't let you make love to me
with a person in the closet.
1202
01:34:23,615 --> 01:34:27,536
Why, how many people
in the closet do you need?
1203
01:34:29,955 --> 01:34:32,624
Please help me!
1204
01:34:37,671 --> 01:34:41,967
- My wife is coming. I've got to hide!
- Quick, get in the closet!
1205
01:34:50,726 --> 01:34:52,895
Argh! Help!
1206
01:34:53,020 --> 01:34:55,564
That man was the maniac!
1207
01:34:58,984 --> 01:35:01,486
A little misunderstanding, nothing more.
1208
01:35:05,449 --> 01:35:08,535
Hey, that's some closet
you've got there.
1209
01:35:17,669 --> 01:35:19,713
Fritz!
1210
01:35:35,646 --> 01:35:38,482
Please, where is he now?
I've just been tied up.
1211
01:35:38,607 --> 01:35:41,777
I know. There is a maniac loose.
Come with me.
1212
01:35:41,902 --> 01:35:43,946
- Fritz!
- Argh!
1213
01:35:46,990 --> 01:35:49,034
Let us in!
1214
01:36:08,053 --> 01:36:10,138
Hello. The police?
1215
01:36:13,558 --> 01:36:15,602
I need help.
1216
01:36:20,399 --> 01:36:23,193
- The orgy's in here!
- We're the first ones!
1217
01:36:23,318 --> 01:36:26,071
- What a lovely way to start.
- Hi! Wait for me!
1218
01:36:26,196 --> 01:36:30,409
You are horrible people!
Get away from me! Michael!
1219
01:36:30,534 --> 01:36:33,912
Wait! Wait! You! Stop!
1220
01:36:34,037 --> 01:36:36,623
- Who is that woman?
- Is she dead?
1221
01:36:36,748 --> 01:36:40,335
Dead? Sure, she's dead.
But she did not die in vain.
1222
01:36:40,460 --> 01:36:46,258
Because of her, thousands of Frenchmen
will be free someday. For France I do this!
1223
01:36:46,383 --> 01:36:47,926
Oh!
1224
01:36:48,051 --> 01:36:50,512
Smoking is forbidden.
1225
01:36:52,431 --> 01:36:54,516
Oh!
1226
01:36:55,726 --> 01:36:58,812
You've got to help.
There are lots of dreadful men after me.
1227
01:37:06,236 --> 01:37:09,072
This is no place for a working girl.
Come on!
1228
01:37:10,407 --> 01:37:11,366
Goody goody!
1229
01:37:11,533 --> 01:37:15,037
There's one in there. One in there.
Another one there. I'm off!
1230
01:37:19,708 --> 01:37:22,753
- Michael! There you are!
- Hello, there.
1231
01:37:22,919 --> 01:37:26,173
- Who is your fiancée?
- Welcome to Chateau Chantelle.
1232
01:37:26,340 --> 01:37:30,886
A girl called. She said she was meeting
you here and she was your fiancee.
1233
01:37:31,011 --> 01:37:33,930
That's absurd. You're my fiancée
and I don't know any...
1234
01:37:34,097 --> 01:37:37,934
- Let's go to your room and have a talk.
- My room?
1235
01:37:38,101 --> 01:37:40,854
How about a nice drive in the country?
It's so pretty.
1236
01:37:41,021 --> 01:37:44,733
I've been driving all day.
I want to sit down and speak to you.
1237
01:37:44,900 --> 01:37:47,569
Let's go into the bar.
We can have a nice drink.
1238
01:37:47,694 --> 01:37:51,615
I'd like to do it in private because
I may have to scream and throw things.
1239
01:37:51,782 --> 01:37:55,535
- I feel we should be alone for that.
- Oh, a sense of humour.
1240
01:37:55,660 --> 01:38:00,540
Michael! I've been looking all over for you!
You're the only one that can help me.
1241
01:38:00,707 --> 01:38:02,751
- Our Father...
- Who is that woman?
1242
01:38:02,834 --> 01:38:05,337
Never mind who I am,
but you're in great danger.
1243
01:38:05,462 --> 01:38:07,589
Never mind? I demand an explanation!
1244
01:38:07,756 --> 01:38:12,219
- Don't lose your temper!
- I will... lose... it!
1245
01:38:12,386 --> 01:38:14,930
Calm yourself.
1246
01:38:15,055 --> 01:38:18,392
Listen. In the first place,
I haven't got another fiancee.
1247
01:38:18,558 --> 01:38:23,021
In the second place,
you don't trust me in the first place.
1248
01:38:24,564 --> 01:38:26,608
Fritz!
1249
01:38:28,777 --> 01:38:33,907
Before you use that spear, may I explain
that what you see is merely an illusion.
1250
01:38:34,074 --> 01:38:37,577
- An illusion?
- An illusion! Shut the door, count three.
1251
01:38:37,702 --> 01:38:42,290
Four if you like, but close the door
and you'll see it's just an illusion.
1252
01:38:42,416 --> 01:38:45,877
One. Two. Three.
1253
01:38:46,044 --> 01:38:48,213
Foiled by a cheap cinematic trick.
1254
01:38:48,338 --> 01:38:53,552
- If you insist, you can see my room.
- You've got some tall explaining to do.
1255
01:38:53,677 --> 01:38:56,680
I have never seen
that woman before in my life.
1256
01:38:56,805 --> 01:38:59,182
I thought you were here
for a quiet bit of work.
1257
01:38:59,307 --> 01:39:02,060
Of course I am. It's a charming little spot.
1258
01:39:02,185 --> 01:39:04,980
- No one ever comes here.
- How much work have you done?
1259
01:39:05,105 --> 01:39:07,774
- I've only just got here!
- Can I see your room?
1260
01:39:07,899 --> 01:39:11,319
Certainly. It's over there.
It's a perfectly ordinary room.
1261
01:39:11,445 --> 01:39:13,488
- Is it?
- Listen, pussycat.
1262
01:39:13,613 --> 01:39:16,450
- I don't think so.
- Listen! It is!
1263
01:39:16,575 --> 01:39:19,286
I won't spend my whole life
waiting around for you.
1264
01:39:25,584 --> 01:39:27,711
Nothing like a hard day's work, huh?
1265
01:39:27,836 --> 01:39:30,380
Look. I came here alone.
This crowd showed up.
1266
01:39:30,505 --> 01:39:35,093
It's been a tremendous mistake.
I know, because I made it.
1267
01:39:36,178 --> 01:39:40,098
Oh, Michael, darling.
Please... don't let them take me.
1268
01:39:40,223 --> 01:39:44,769
A perfect stranger.
Lucky guess about the name.
1269
01:39:44,895 --> 01:39:48,106
Oh, Michael. Everybody's insane.
Take me away from this place.
1270
01:39:48,231 --> 01:39:51,485
- Who is that woman?
- She's only 12 and she's an orphan.
1271
01:39:51,610 --> 01:39:55,780
- Once a year I take her out.
- Help me! They're after me! I did nothing.
1272
01:39:55,906 --> 01:39:58,909
Put that in the shower!
1273
01:39:59,034 --> 01:40:02,078
- Here I am, you French hunk of pie...
- Stay back!
1274
01:40:02,204 --> 01:40:05,040
Stick it in the tub
and drown it, you twit!
1275
01:40:05,165 --> 01:40:07,834
Not in here, you fool. I'm hiding.
1276
01:40:07,959 --> 01:40:11,046
Oh, Michael! This hotel
has the strangest people.
1277
01:40:11,171 --> 01:40:14,424
- Why did you abandon me?
- She has a PhD.
1278
01:40:14,549 --> 01:40:16,593
- In what?
1279
01:40:17,511 --> 01:40:20,972
You fool. Just when I was
trying to give up smoking.
1280
01:40:24,351 --> 01:40:28,355
- Oh, Michael. What a pleasant surprise.
- My compliments to the chef.
1281
01:40:31,983 --> 01:40:34,402
- Who are you?
- I'm delighted.
1282
01:40:37,364 --> 01:40:39,574
I kill him! I kill everybody!
1283
01:40:53,088 --> 01:40:56,383
You don't understand.
There are people in here trying to sleep.
1284
01:40:58,552 --> 01:41:02,222
- Who is that thing?
- That is no thing, this is my wife.
1285
01:41:02,347 --> 01:41:05,433
- This is a personal friend of James Bond.
- How dare you!
1286
01:41:05,559 --> 01:41:10,188
Listen, pussycat. I do assure you. Take all
the pussycats, stand them all in a row...
1287
01:41:10,313 --> 01:41:15,443
- Who are these people?
...you stand above them like a mountain...
1288
01:41:15,569 --> 01:41:18,113
- Carole!
- Mother, Dad! Come over here.
1289
01:41:18,238 --> 01:41:20,699
- Did you set the date yet?
- We're about to.
1290
01:41:20,824 --> 01:41:23,535
What's the matter, dear? You look sick.
1291
01:41:32,210 --> 01:41:34,754
The police!
1292
01:41:52,814 --> 01:41:54,065
Oy vey.
1293
01:41:54,190 --> 01:41:57,068
Anna! Up the front.
1294
01:41:58,903 --> 01:42:01,031
Form up, everyone.
1295
01:42:05,869 --> 01:42:08,330
Charge!
1296
01:42:30,060 --> 01:42:33,938
There lies our only conceivable
way of escape. To it, pell-mell!
1297
01:42:58,046 --> 01:43:00,006
Away you go!
1298
01:43:07,639 --> 01:43:09,891
- Hey!
- Aaah!
1299
01:43:33,998 --> 01:43:35,834
Carole!
1300
01:45:07,091 --> 01:45:11,221
Michael James,
upon this solemn occasion,
1301
01:45:11,346 --> 01:45:14,557
do you take this woman
to be your lawful married wife?
1302
01:45:14,682 --> 01:45:16,392
I do.
1303
01:45:16,518 --> 01:45:18,895
Do you, Carole Hildegarde Werner,
1304
01:45:19,062 --> 01:45:22,649
take this man to be
your lawful wedded husband?
1305
01:45:22,774 --> 01:45:25,151
I do.
1306
01:45:25,276 --> 01:45:27,445
Best man, have you the ring?
1307
01:45:29,072 --> 01:45:31,115
I do.
1308
01:45:35,578 --> 01:45:37,747
We live in perilous times.
1309
01:45:37,872 --> 01:45:40,959
Look after it, it belongs to my wife.
1310
01:45:49,592 --> 01:45:53,429
I now pronounce you man and wife.
1311
01:46:01,771 --> 01:46:05,400
- Merci, Monsieur le maire.
- Madame.
1312
01:46:05,525 --> 01:46:09,028
Thank you for everything you did for him.
1313
01:46:15,076 --> 01:46:19,998
Well, Mayor, there's gratitude for you.
You raise a patient, treat him like a son,
1314
01:46:20,123 --> 01:46:23,918
slave all day over a hot analyst's couch.
What do you get in return?
1315
01:46:24,043 --> 01:46:26,337
They don't even invite you
on the honeymoon.
1316
01:46:27,755 --> 01:46:30,550
What is your full name, please?
1317
01:46:31,718 --> 01:46:36,180
Michael Voltaire James, pussycat.
1318
01:46:37,682 --> 01:46:39,726
And yours, madame?
1319
01:46:39,851 --> 01:46:43,521
- Carole Hildegarde Werner.
- Were you snapping then?
1320
01:46:43,646 --> 01:46:47,609
- Why did you call her pussycat?
- I was being courteous. I was being civil.
1321
01:46:47,734 --> 01:46:50,445
We're married 30 seconds
and you look at other women.
1322
01:46:50,570 --> 01:46:54,365
She was talking to me. I looked in
the direction the sound was coming from.
1323
01:46:54,532 --> 01:46:57,285
- You can go on the honeymoon alone.
- Darling...
1324
01:46:59,495 --> 01:47:02,332
I'm the witness, also the best man.
1325
01:47:02,457 --> 01:47:05,001
My name is Fritz Wolfgang...
1326
01:47:05,126 --> 01:47:08,755
Sigismund... Fassbender.
1327
01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:11,591
What's the matter, darling?
You look worried.
1328
01:47:11,716 --> 01:47:14,385
I can't spell Sigismund.
1329
01:47:15,887 --> 01:47:20,391
I think you have a little sexual block
over the spelling of that naughty name.
1330
01:47:20,516 --> 01:47:23,436
Allow me to help you.
I'm a psychoanalyst.
1331
01:47:23,561 --> 01:47:29,525
Oh, Michael, you didn't change at all. All
this good doctor's work has been in vain.
1332
01:47:30,526 --> 01:47:34,822
Perhaps I haven't lost a son.
Maybe I've gained another patient.
1333
01:47:34,948 --> 01:47:37,033
Now, look...
1334
01:47:37,158 --> 01:47:39,619
♪ Pussycat, pussycat, you're so thrilling
1335
01:47:39,744 --> 01:47:43,790
♪ And I'm so willing to care for you
1336
01:47:43,915 --> 01:47:49,963
♪ So go and make up
your big little pussycat eyes
1337
01:47:50,088 --> 01:47:53,841
♪ Pussycat, pussycat, I love you
1338
01:47:53,967 --> 01:47:57,679
♪ Yes, I do
1339
01:47:57,804 --> 01:48:01,808
♪ You and your pussycat eyes
1340
01:48:01,933 --> 01:48:05,937
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa-o-o
1341
01:48:06,062 --> 01:48:10,358
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa-o-o-o
1342
01:48:12,944 --> 01:48:16,864
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa-o-o
1343
01:48:16,990 --> 01:48:20,410
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa-o-o-o
1345
01:48:21,305 --> 01:49:21,374
Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE
www.osdb.link/lm