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[male singer]
♪ StuGo ♪

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♪ StuGo ♪

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♪ StuGo, StuGo, StuGo ♪

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♪ StuGo ♪

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♪ StuGo ♪
[laughs]

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[singing]
♪ StuGo ♪

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[echoing]
♪ StuGo ♪

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[Chip humming]

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[clears throat] Behold.

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I got us on
the daggone Internet.

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-Oh, that, oh.
-Sure.

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Chip's got email, baby.

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Stand back. My inbox is
likely fit to burst

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after all these weeks we've
been stranded here,

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off-net.

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[automated voice]
You have one messages.

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Ooh, "exticing oportbunity."

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-Tell me more.
-Uh...

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[Chip] "You have been seblected
to receive a free gift card!

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"Click here
to clam your prize."

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You shouldn't click that link.

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That's a really
suspicious email.

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Y'all are just jealous

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that I got seblected
and you didn't.

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Wait! At least hover
over the link

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to see if the URL looks legit.

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I don't wanna hover.
I want a gift card.

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-[alarm blaring]
-[yelps]

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[all screaming]

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Which of you nincompoops just
opened a suspicious email?

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[Sara]
I told Chip it was a scam.

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Didn't you check the URL?

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[all] Hover and think
before clicking that link.

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According to this,
you just sent

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my secret lab's exact location
to parties unknown.

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You, the smart kids,

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you can help me
reinforce my security.

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I should probably boot up
the robot henchmen.

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We have robot henchmen?

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Henchmen are for hoverers.

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The rest of you, move.

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Which one of you can
drive a motorcycle?

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-Pick me! Pick me!
-I can!

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Could a nincompoop construct
an Internet antenna?

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[whooshing]

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Huh?

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What the what?

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[grunting]

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[grunts]

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Hello, Chip.
I'm an agent of KORM.

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That's K-O-R-M,

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a super-secret
intelligence agency.

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And this is for you.

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Oh, wow!
I knew it wasn't a scam.

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[agent] You're a smart cookie.

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We've been trying to locate
Doctor Lullah for years.

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We sent quite a few emails,

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but yours was the first one
to get through her firewalls.

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How would you like
to assist us

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in an intelligence
gathering mission?

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You mean spy on Doctor Lullah?

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This isn't a mission
for the faint of heart

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or the nincompooped.

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[gasps] Then you got
the right guy.

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Excellent.
Let's get you trained up.

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Show me leg sweep.

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Good. You're now
a lethal weapon.

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Congratulations, operative.
Here's a black belt.

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Sick! Wait, "lethal"?

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We're just gathering
intel, right?

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This training is
purely precautionary.

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After all, we're KORM.
We're the good guys.

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Nice. Hey, what does KORM
stand for, anyway?

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Um... uh...

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Uh, covert... uh...
operations...

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response...

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Multinational?

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Yeah, great.

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This is all adding up.

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Your mission is to recover
a dossier outlining

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Lullah's secret plans.

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But you'll need to
gear up first.

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Here's an earpiece and a list.

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I'll talk to you through it.

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Everything you need
can be found at Doctor Lullah's warehouse.

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But watch out,

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you'll have to sneak it all

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past Lullah's
first line of defense,

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a real ankle-smasher,

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the supply master,
Pliny "the Boot."

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If Lullah doesn't
get this shipment,

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I'll break you in half!

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Any more delays,

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and I'll peel those halves
like an orange.

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[yelps]

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Ow.

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Oh, nice. Shurikens!

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Ooh-la-la.

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Young adult tuxedoes!

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Mmm! So very soft.

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-[yelps]
-What are you doing, Chip?

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Oh, oh! I'm just shopping
for a new tux.

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Sorry, all this stuff belongs
to Doctor Lullah.

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[whispering]
I take small bills and gift cards.

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Mmm. [exhales]

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Uh... Help! Thief!

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[grunts] Operative eject!

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[groans]

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Chip, Chip, Chip.
I heard you were back in town.

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Need a lift?

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Rianne.

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Tell me why I ever left you.

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[engine revving]

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[agent] Merian, "the One Who Can
Drive a Motorcycle."

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No time to argue.
Step on it, Ri!

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Hold on.

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[exclaims]

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Stoplight! Stoplight!

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[Chip] Oh, no, Merian!

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I'm okay-- [grunts]

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Chip, you big goof.
That's not a stoplight.

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That's just three mangoes at
different stages of ripeness

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hanging vertically
from a pole.

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[laughs] I am bad at
identifying stoplights.

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Thanks for the save.

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But work on that driving--

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-[groans]
-[kissing]

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Ooh.

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Ding-dong.

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I have procured the material.

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Good work, operative.

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Was that a big smooch I heard?

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No, I don't know.

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Well, congratulations.

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On to the next stage of
your mission.

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Retrieve the dossier
from Lullah's mistress of information.

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She usually haunts Lullah's
exclusive country club.

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You'll need to dress the part.

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♪ No more love games
No jumping through hoops ♪

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♪ The heart is no place
for nincompoops ♪

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[microphone feedback]

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Uh...

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That's a dossier
if ever I've seen one.

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[agent]
Francis, "the Infor-mistress."

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I'll have what she's having.

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Hup, hup.
Unpeeled, not peeled.

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[groans]

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So, you... having a...

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The gentleman's glass
is empty.

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Um, thank you.

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[whimpering]

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They make 'em strong here.

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Enough small talk!
I'm gonna cut to the chase.

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Lullah wanted me to grab
that dossier for her.

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So, I can take that
to her now.

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All right, but first you have
to pass a security check.

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Identify which of
these are stoplights.

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That one?

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Chip, are you a bot?

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[hisses]

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-[Chip grunts] Hyah!
-[groans] Damn it.

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Leg sweep.

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Don't mind if I do.

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Ha-cha!

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Ha-cha!

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Hyah!

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-Hyah!
-[groans]

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[all gasp]

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Ooh.

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Uh, he's fine.
He's probably fine.

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Ding-dong.
I have the intel, sir.

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It got hairy.
I swept-kicked a mouse.

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Focus. Tell me what you got.

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There's a letter.

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"I, Doctor Lullah,
have constructed a doomsday mechanism

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"and intend to use it
to destroy the world.

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"XOXO.
Doctor Lullah."

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Oh, my gosh!

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It's worse than I thought.

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It's up to you to stop
Lullah's dastardly plot.

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But why would my friends
help her?

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How sure are you
that who they say they are

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are who they are?

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-What?
-Chip, your friends

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could be fakes or clones

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or something else
that's also bad.

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Dang.

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Your final mission, Chip,

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take down Doctor Lullah,
disable the mechanism,

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save the world!

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I accept.

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Hmm.

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Dojang?

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This is a dang dojang.

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How did I not know
about this dang dojang.

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Sorry, Chip.
I cannot let you pass.

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[agent] Sara,
"the Martial Arts Mysteriosa."

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You got your orders,
I got mine.

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Let's dance.

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Ow!

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Ow, ow, ow, ow!

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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-Dang it!
-Give up, Chip.

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My dojang is no place
for nincompoops.

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[gasps]

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♪ No more love games
No jumping through hoops ♪

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♪ The heart is no place
for nincompoops ♪

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[screaming]

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Clones?

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KORM was right.
Lullah has gone too far.

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Oh, hey!

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The doomsday mechanism.

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[whimpering]

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Who's there?
Get back here,

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so I can shoot you
with my lasers.

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[whimpering]

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You're trapped!
There's no way out!

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[sighs]

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Ding-dong.

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I messed everything up.

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Couldn't even sweep-kick
a middle-aged woman to the ground.

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Now the world's doomed.

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I really am
a nincompoop after all.

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[agent] There is still a way.

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Do have access to email?

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Chip's always got email, baby.

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I'm going to send you
a software executable

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that will inject itself into
Lullah's systems

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and disable
the doomsday mechanism.

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I'm in.

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"Gretings Chip.

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"For self-detruction
of the lab ples click here"?

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Destroy the lab?

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It's the only way, Chip.

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Why does Lullah want
to destroy the world anyway?

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She lives on the world.

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None of this makes sense!

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[Dr. Lullah] Open up
so I can shoot you

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with these lasers, Chip.

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Ignore her, Chip.
Click the link.

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We're going to send you
a whole bunch of gift cards.

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Do it, Chip. Click the link.

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[whimpering]

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[friends] Hover and think
before clicking that link.

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[gasps]

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"Nincompoop says what"?

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[yells] Hey! This ain't no
self-destruct link.

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This email is
a suspicious email!

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Okay. You pass.

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What?

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When you fell for our
phishing test this morning,

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we got worried that
you were a security threat.

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Had to make sure
you'd do the right thing under pressure.

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You two were working together?

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[screams]

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Mr. Okay?

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So your doomsday mechanism
was just a fake too?

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Anyway. You did
acceptably well!

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Not a nincompoop at all!

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Congratulations.

262
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,203
To claim your victory prize,

263
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,580
simply enter your
Social Security Number into this tablet.

264
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,956
Hot dog!

265
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,583
Hey, my good man,

266
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,085
you look like
someone who likes fun.

267
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:55,632
[laughs] Yup! You pegged
me good, brother! I sure do!

268
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,426
But what about super fun?

269
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:03,723
Super fun?
Who doesn't like super fun?

270
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,142
What the actual heck
is going on?

271
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:10,146
Then you should try
the super fun wow slide.

272
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,523
The sign says
"torso accelerator."

273
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:18,488
Well, Doctor Lullah knows how
hard you've all been working

274
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,406
and thought you
deserved a little treat.

275
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:24,160
Yeah, that's good.
They'll fall for that. Good boy!

276
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,622
No, Doctor Lullah just needs
more crash test dummies.

277
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,707
Oh, that's not true.

278
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,875
We got one.

279
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,919
Lab dummy reporting for duty.

280
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,087
Dumb as they come.

281
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,339
Larry, don't.
It's a death trap.

282
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,007
We don't know that yet.

283
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,092
That's the whole point.

284
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,802
I ain't scared of no hole.

285
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,346
Larry, remember what Arfthur,
the safety hound, says.

286
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,349
Industrial equipment that
looks like a slide

287
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,519
is a really quick way
for children to die.

288
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,980
All aboard the safety train!

289
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,481
-Toot-toot!
-[train whistle blows]

290
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,359
Hey! Slow down.
I said, slow down!

291
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,736
Arfthur ain't here right now.

292
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,364
Plus, my bones are made
of jelly!

293
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,783
[straining]

294
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,705
I am invincible!

295
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:13,710
This is awesome!

296
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,629
Whoa!

297
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,385
[yelling]

298
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,596
He's approaching
the corkscrew velocirator.

299
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,517
Through the
sunburn simulation tube.

300
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,523
This is difficult!
This is difficult!

301
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:38,651
Um, Doctor Lullah, why is there
a piece missing from the track?

302
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:42,196
Oh, I'm sorry, is this
your torso accelerator?

303
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,532
[screaming]

304
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,910
Ceiling rock!
Ceiling rock!

305
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,341
[panting]

306
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,260
[muttering incoherently]

307
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,679
Please. His torso
is barely accelerated.

308
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,681
Hey, bud,
ready for another run?

309
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:12,727
No, that pointy roof rock
almost jacked me up.

310
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,772
My bones aren't made jelly.
They're made of bones!

311
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,941
Bones as delicate
as this castle!

312
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,318
[screams]

313
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,238
Oh, no! Did I jack him up?

314
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:28,201
She's all good. Luckily,
she has her little shell.

315
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:31,245
Wow. She really
is safe in there.

316
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,164
Hmm.

317
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,836
I've never seen my little
Larrinette so frazzled.

318
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,463
Larry's indestructible.

319
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,840
In fact,
I bet everything I own

320
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,259
that he'll be back to
his old self in no time.

321
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,677
I'll take that bet.

322
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,012
[scraping]

323
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,722
[grunts] Ooh.

324
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,060
[sighs]

325
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,771
You better get a shell
before it's too late!

326
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,524
Everything out there is
trying to jack you up!

327
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,776
This table is made
of splinters!

328
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,070
Huh?

329
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,656
And those splinters
are flammable!

330
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,908
-[gasps]
-And the computers...

331
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,535
The computers!

332
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,787
What about the computers?
What about them?

333
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,791
Oh, my gosh!
Show me the ways of the shell.

334
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,709
We have to get out
of this death trap!

335
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,503
Hey! Slower! Slower.

336
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,588
The belt too.

337
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,216
Too small.

338
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,426
Unbalanced.

339
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,970
Come on, show me
the good shells!

340
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,346
You're not safe till
you're shelled.

341
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,473
It's perfect.

342
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,350
It even has a spot on it
that looks like Arfthur

343
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,310
singing his most popular song!

344
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,563
♪ Don't grab a knife or
hold a toaster in the rain ♪

345
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,315
♪ Come ride with Arfthur
on the safety train ♪

346
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,151
-[screams]
-[screams] I surrender!

347
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,278
Surrender?
She's one of us!

348
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,738
So sorry, I didn't realize
this shell was occupied.

349
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,824
It's okay. It's okay!

350
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:50,992
But you better shell up quick.

351
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,244
There are countless
dangers afoot.

352
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,746
It's nice to meet others
in the shell lifestyle.

353
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,039
I'm Larry, and that's Merian.

354
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,418
Pleasure. I'm Crabecca.

355
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,712
And that over there
is Scrumptious.

356
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,381
-Okay.
-She recently fell in butter.

357
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,050
Now, it's a good thing
you got shells.

358
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,468
It's feeding day today,

359
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,470
the annual event
when the most foolish

360
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,431
are called by the
blood-hungry giant seagull--

361
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,515
[screams]

362
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,392
I was right to live
my life scared!

363
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,935
-Crabecca!
-Crabecca!

364
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:21,355
Oh, geez. Wow.
Probably for the best.

365
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,065
How is this for the best?

366
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,151
I mean, just look around you.

367
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,361
Sand. Glass is made of sand.

368
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,487
And what's made out of glass?

369
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,572
Glass swords.

370
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,240
That's right. So right now,

371
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,408
we're essentially sitting

372
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,118
on billions of swords.

373
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,745
There isn't a shell
in the world

374
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,246
that could withstand
a billion swords.

375
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,123
Yeah, probably not.

376
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,919
Oh, except for the big shell
of Zanzibub.

377
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,086
Zanzibub?

378
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,798
Hermit crab legend
tells of a shell so safe,

379
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,719
once inside, you'll
never have to fear again.

380
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,679
How can we find this place?

381
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,640
Oh, you know, it's just up
that mountain over there.

382
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,895
I can never go back.

383
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,355
I understand.

384
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,148
But the longer we stay here,
the more we risk

385
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,525
the sand heating up to
3,090 degrees Fahrenheit,

386
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,652
turning into glass,

387
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,278
and the tide's
coming in and out

388
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,239
slowly sharpening
the glass into swords!

389
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,157
We have no choice.

390
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,575
Mmm.

391
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,421
[shrieking]

392
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,839
We gotta get to Zanzibub!

393
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,596
Okay, now, slow and steady.

394
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,889
Hey, y'all, wait up.

395
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,349
I've been thinking about
what you said.

396
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,226
I wanna get into
the shell lifestyle.

397
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,104
Here, this spiky behemoth
looks pretty good--

398
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,230
[screaming]

399
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,898
Aah! We gotta help him!

400
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,024
No, it's too spiky.

401
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,317
Let's just go!

402
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,361
Stop! A shadow!

403
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,863
The devil's playground.

404
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,240
Kids get hurt on playgrounds.

405
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,491
We'll need to wait.

406
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,994
Let's just hope the ground
doesn't explode while we do.

407
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,247
Now! Now! Now!

408
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,373
[all screaming]

409
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,960
Okay, we're safe.

410
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,045
[laughs]
Look how pretty!

411
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,797
A beautiful field of flowers!

412
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,215
Flowers attract bees.

413
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,175
Bees can jack you up!

414
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,678
Oh, I'd never do that.

415
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,889
[screaming]

416
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,099
-We could've died.
-Oh, please.

417
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,059
-We could've died.
-[Scrumptious] Hey, you can relax.

418
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,227
That bee back there
is actually

419
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,854
pretty chill-- Whoop!

420
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,647
Come on, guys.
Let's jack him up.

421
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,025
-[bee] Yeah, let's get him.
-[laughing] Yeah-ha-ha!

422
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,735
-Should we help?
-Mmm-mmm!

423
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,737
-[buzzing]
-[screaming]

424
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,951
[gasps] The shell of Zanzibub!

425
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,369
Quick! Hurry!

426
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,746
We lost a lot of people
along the way

427
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,414
but we're almost safe!

428
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,833
Whoa, look!
That next group is going in!

429
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,084
[rumbling]

430
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,169
[clattering]

431
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,588
Wow! You don't even need
your shell in there.

432
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,757
Perfect! I can't wait
to get out of this thing.

433
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,761
Excuse me!
Take me to safety!

434
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,473
Moving rocks? Hmm.

435
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,684
A uvula?

436
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,894
What's that...

437
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,021
That's a mouth!
Mouth! Mouth!

438
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,775
All this screaming is killing
the safety vibes, Larry.

439
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,069
Oh.

440
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,405
[shrieks]

441
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,823
[screaming] No!

442
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,787
My shell! It's not going to...

443
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,414
hold up much longer.
Larry!

444
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,583
-Help!
-[whimpering]

445
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,378
[breathing heavily]

446
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,005
-Hello, friend.
-[gasps]

447
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,924
Arfthur's here!

448
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,761
Wait, are you a ghost?

449
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:44,016
Yup, I got all jacked up when
the safety train derailed.

450
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,647
Wait, didn't you live
the most ultimate safe life?

451
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,818
-Sure did!
-But you got jacked up anyway.

452
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,113
We all get
jacked up eventually.

453
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,033
And it sounds like
your friend's getting jacked up right now.

454
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,035
Larry, why aren't you
saving me?

455
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,537
Larry!

456
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,123
[gasps] Living stupidly
almost jacked me up!

457
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,251
But living safe is getting
all my friends jacked up.

458
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,795
Argh. If only there was
a way to do both.

459
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,298
Hmm.

460
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,635
[growling]

461
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,597
[grunts]

462
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,851
[laughs] What?

463
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,687
[gasps] I'll do stupid things
the safest way possible!

464
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,857
-Stupid-smart. Thanks, Arfthur!
-I don't know if--

465
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,608
You know, I'm starting to feel

466
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,485
strangely at peace
with all this.

467
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,611
[Larry] Hey, Mr. Eel,

468
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,823
I got some soft, squishy
jelly meat for you!

469
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,825
[gasps] Larry, your shell!

470
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,129
[roars]

471
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,301
Be stupid-smart.

472
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,723
[♪ metal music playing]

473
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,224
[screaming]

474
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,143
[yelling]

475
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,488
[laughing wickedly]

476
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,574
Oh, snap!

477
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,664
[Larry] Come one! Come all!

478
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,792
Get your torso accelerated!

479
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,336
But be sure to wear
your shifty shell-met

480
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,506
because the only way to be
stupid is to be smart.

481
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:41,383
Hey, Larry.
Can't believe you took the slide!

482
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,302
Super inspiring stuff!

483
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,472
Got me to try
skateboarding again.

484
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,140
You're doing amazing!

485
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,226
Thanks for bringing
Scrumptious back to life, by the way.

486
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,936
No problemo.

487
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,312
Everybody gets one.

488
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,730
Can you bring back Arfthur?

489
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,981
Check out this ollie!

490
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,691
Ha-ha!

491
00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,944
-Wow! Okay, yeah.
-Oh, wow! That was cool!

492
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,613
-I'm impressed. I'm impressed.
-That was so impressive.

493
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,241
[♪ closing theme
music playing]

493
00:22:06,305 --> 00:23:06,528
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